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jazzzzzzhands · 1 year ago

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UWAAAAAA!!!!

EVERYONE LOOK!!!

IM CRYING AND SPINNING QWQ

Putting this on my fridge!!

Thank youuuuuu!!!

ha-hee, groovy little man! shoutout to @jazzzzzzhands for this funky guy!!

#groovy got fanart!!#uwaaa uwaaaaa!!!#im GUSHING #actually did make this my phone background ahaha #i love ur art so much tooo #platonically scooping you like an ice cream!!#omg how do i tag!!#groovy wally #groovy #fanart #oh gosh i get to use a fanart tag!!! wow WOW!!#im going to work and all my coworkers are going to see!!#they know about wally and groovy ahahaha #i need to do more doodles of him now!!#making a better fanart tag #jazzfridge #groovy au #jazzfans

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thebirdandhersong · 4 months ago

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Lol

#theres nothing quite like your mother saying Well maybe you shouldve been more careful because now your boss might think youve been flirting #with this male coworker (whom i like splendidly as a friend) and now maybe she thinks youre not trustworthy #and maybe she regrets hiring you because you said you feel like youre making a lot of mistakes this week and she might assume thats because #your head is filled with this boy.#so dont make her regret hiring you.#MA'AM I TOLD YOU I WAS ALREADY ANXIOUS BECAUSE I MADE SO MANY MISTAKES TODAY WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME ASHAMED #OF SOMETHING THAT I HONESTLY HAD NO CLUE I OUGHT TO BE ANXIOUS ABOUT AT MY FIRST NEW JOB AFTER IVE GRADUATED????#anyway going to bed i cant take this anymore LOL she said it so lightly and im like. well i never even considered #being afraid of making my boss regret hiring me somehow because of some kind of behaviour that i had no idea was sending some kind of signal #anywaysssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#and then she was like why are you crying?? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#not to be like this is partly why i didnt want to move home but confound it all why are things like this #can i not simply confide in my mother my anxieties and worriws #worries #and not also have to worry about her potentially being like Well have you considered you ARE right and it IS your fault?#idk man something something firstborn child eldest daughter can i have some room to breathe. please #also not to whine but Not my father walking in on me eating dinner at 10pm because i was holed up #in my room in a semi depressive state after so many gong shows in a work day and straight up having no appetite #but deciding my body needs the food anyway its better late than never.....walking in and then saying #you know if you eat this late you'll gain weight. SIR??????????????????#sorry to complain and rant again i simply cannot in this house and whats more am doing my best to honour my parents #but why is it so hard out here and how can they say stuff like that with a smile!!!!!!!#also i DO have an inner critic who is always like Its your fault you are the worst you should be ashamed always........why do my parents #not understand after knowing me for so long and watching me grow up #that i can make myself so ashamed of the smallest thing so easily and that what they say drives me to shame almost as easily?#ANYWAY LOL WHAT A DAY #you guys!!! i am working so hard i promise i PROMISE I am!!! it is my first full time job ever and i am working so so hard #i am doing my absolute best and no one sees it and that is FINE i just wish my parents would see that i AM trying!!#i come back home so dead every single day because i put in 120%! this is literally my first job after graduation #and my parents KNOW this has been the most exhausting taxing and soul crushing year ive had in my very short life so far

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cockworms · 14 days ago

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so I work two jobs, at an auto parts store and a cafe and I've noticed that people at the parts place think im a dude and the cafe customers assume im a girl its so interesting to see

#i had someone at the car place refer to me saying 'he- she- uhh sorry idk what to call you'#im pretty sure i just said 'pick one' which must have confused her so bad 💀#i appreciate you pronouns lady #also something interesting im seeing is that people respect me more at the parts store when they think im a guy #also its fun when people call me buddy hehe idk if thats just an appalachia thing but its like #what older people say to younger people #idk how old i look to people who think im a guy lmao but i guess they think im a teenager #i do have teenager voice syndrome right now unfortunately 💀#omg its so funny (uh and a little scary) when customers refer to me as 'he' to my coworkers and theyre confused 😅#theyre all rural conservatives so im a little spooked at whats gonna happen when i come back to work after being away for 3 months #cause hopefully ill be more clearly masculine #they havent asked me about it and im not telling them lmao #im the only 'girl' there right now 💀 oops #actually customers call me 'the female' 🙃 LOL #i stay silly tho #i look forward to every tuesday bc thats when i give myself my T shot :)#i have to go get bloodwork done soon oh no #for my hormone levels #if u read this far ily its nice to know youre interested in my rambling #i reduced my dose of anxiety/depression/general mood stabilizer med and i regret it so hard rn ive been SO anxious #pray for me #ok life story over bye #have a nice day #drink some water #mine

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guinevereslancelot · 5 months ago

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being the youngest person at work is being the honorary IT specialist despite knowing basically nothing abt technology except how to use google

#im not even like being modest when i say i'm embarrassingly bad at tech stuff #but bc i can use google and sometimes find a convoluted solution to a problem on my own i am an expert #currently the classroom ipad has not functioned properly for months #and i'm the only reason it functions at all lol #as soon as i leave its gonna be a shitshow lol #they cant even open the gallery to see the pics of the kids like its supposed to it hasnt opened in months #i'm the only person who knows to go to files to see the pictures and delete some for more space #and it took me a minute to figure out how to delete hundreds at a time #i usually delete 2k or so at the beginning of every week #bc we take like hundreds every day then sort thru for the good ones to post for the parents #so it's got thousands of pictures on it and you get storage warnings constantly #and it stops working #its got other problems too tho #but i at least got the picture taking and deleting problem mostly figured out but its not the way it was #yet its usable thanks to me only #and all my coworkers will be fucked when i leave bc they're all old lol #we already sent it to the office to get fixed twice and it came back the same #and im p sure this school doesnt have an actual tech department #and they'll be annoyed if they're told they have to buy a new one #bc the KNOW that i was making it work for months #so whoever says its impossible is just a failure lol #anyway #lol #anyway when i go home i call my brother to handle all technology issues w anything #bc i really suck at it #but at work i'm like a tech genius just bc im under 30

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dragons-and-yellow-roses · 18 days ago

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Hi urgent question, what does it mean when the friend that left you five years ago remakes the playlist she made you for your eighteenth birthday with the description, "For all that which I needed to leave behind. Tall tales (which was the name of the playlist she made for your birthday), great mistakes, and the time of my life." And another playlist with the description, "My life as it is! Taller tales than ever before." And posts them both to the Spotify she knows you can see? What does it mean? Hello what does this mean??!? I need someone to please present the correct answer because I don't know what to think or feel but I can't stop looking at the playlists and crying, and I'm at work so that's not great, so I just need an answer please.

#i cant ask her because we are no contact and have been for most of those five years #i dont know if its a way to broach breaking no contact or if its just her eay of coping #with the situation st hand #but then she couldve posted them privately if she didnt want me to see them #so did she want me to see them? it seems so because she referenced the playlist she made me and one of them is a remake #so it seems like a message for me. ehats the message?#that she wants to come back? that she never wants to come back and i need to get used to that?#that shes just fucking with me? but shes not cruel like that #she was never cruel like that. she wouldn't post them just to hurt me #and the description of the second playlist makes it seem like an attempt at connection. right?#like a view into her life #but the description on the first one sends a different message #i feel like im standing in front of an imaginary conspiracy board and wuickly letting it consume me #in a way that if i was a detective i would be taken off the case for getting too close #ive been trying to analyze the lyrics of the song choices and what they could mean #some of them on the playlist thats a remake of my birthday playlist are from the original birthday playlist #but when she sent me that birthday playlist she said the order mattered #and now the order is different and there are some different songs so does the order still matter?#if it does. which im sure it does because i knew her. then what does it mean?#im the meme 'what does it mean? what does it all mean??#this time of year and also every day is hard with missing her and such #but i thought i was doing a little better. getting iver losing her. internalizing that shes not coming back #and then i checked her spotify and found the damn fucking playlists and now im spiraling #and i just wish i could talk to ger about it but i cant break no contact #i feel like the guy in paper towns. but in that one the girl didnt want to be found. she left the clues to show she was alright #but didnt want to be found by the guy that cared enough to put the clues together #i am at work and spiraling and trying not to cry in front of coworkers but i cant stop going iver the playlists and #trying to analyze them #can someone please tell me what they mean beyond a shadow of a doubt so i can breathe again?

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marsixm · 8 months ago

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ive actually put myself in so many situations and seem to come out doing socially well, youd think at some point i could get it in my head im not irredeemably bad

#that post about dysphoria like ‘u feel like ur covered in slime and people will eventually see the rot’ rly truly hits it #idek if its dysphoria or autism or what at this point #maybe its everything #but shit #ive stayed at hostels and hung out with and chatted w complete strangers #i went back to my hs reunion this week and actually hung out w people i thought didnt fw me anymore #my coworkers generally seem to like me- its felt rare when one didnt which is a shocking percentage #ive maintained friendships with my core group of friends despite living w them for over a year (u know how that can go) and not #being able to participate in like half the activities they do (sex parties i dont wanna attend or im busy at work)#made internet friends. believe it or not there was a time as a teen i thought id never be able to do that!#shit bitch even the guy i like who i constantly worry secretly hates me #and i constantly worry only puts up with me etc #yeah he doesnt always seem to let me in much but he barely lets anyone in?#comparatively he does seem to let me in a lot #i really have to remember to put things in perspective sometimes #just bc im not in my holmes/watson era or facetiming someone all day doesnt mean im a lonely loser……. smh #there was once a time i had no irl friends. I CHANGED THAT. I DID THAT. i can do anything

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shadyhouse · 10 months ago

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i keep getting rejected from job applications and i have no idea what im doing wrong. i wish they would just tell you WHY you're getting rejected and ways to improve. its a guessing game that ends up making me feel even more worthless than i felt before

#like i have been nonstop applying for jobs for the past YEAR and ive gotten TWO INTERVIEWS #one of them i got kicked out of near immediately bc you werent allowed to be late to the job and i mentioned i take the bus (mistake i know)#and the other one i had to turn down bc they wanted to pay me $11/hr despite me already having the experience they needed #and i just reapplied to an old job i had a couple years ago that pays well but i got an instant rejection #not to mention all the other jobs ive been applying to that dont even TRY to contact me before rejecting me #and then my current job where ive been pretty much explicitly told i'm never ever going to get promoted and i keep getting my hours cut #for reasons beyond my comprehension like i dont know what im even doing wrong bc no one will TELL ME #JUST TELL ME WHAT IM DOING WRONG #WHY AM I BEING BAD AT LIFE. CAN YOU THROW ME A BONE PLEASE.#IM TIRED OF SURVIVING I WANT TO THRIVE #IVE BEEN SURVIVING MY WHOLE LIFE IM JUST EXHAUSTED I WANT TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT SOMETHING I DID FOR ONCE PLEASE #Sorry for venting im trying to hold back a breakdown and i have to leave for work in an hour and i just need to shout into the void about it #even applying for like medical based jobs hasnt worked out. you wont even let me be a RECEPTIONIST?#i feel trapped at my current job. even my coworkers have been telling me that ive had my position for wayyyy too long and im gonna be stuck #like tell me something i dont know!!!!!!!!!! tell me how to get a better job!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc im struggling in every aspect of my life!!!!!!#whoever cursed me its working i hope youre happy. the haters love to see it

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flywolf33 · 3 months ago

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SOOOO @danger-goose came to have lunch with me at work. We usually go sit on my tailgate in the parking lot but it's didn't get above like 40° F (4.4°C) today so I asked my boss if I could bring him into the break room. Well, I got permission, only.

My boss.

He got on the radio to announce "[Fly]'s boyfriend is here, come meet him!"

So poor DangerGoose got a little mobbed.

I'm so sorry babe

#my coworkers are very protective of me #specifically in the relationship category #cuz they all watched me become a shell #go through my divorce #and then have watched me come back to myself over this last year #a self none of them ever got to see before because i was already a shell of myself when i got hired #i love where i work #detox #relationships #im lucky to have such an amazing support system

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murcielagatito · 10 months ago

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tuve como three dif captions for this post pero lo q sea

#i always love scenes of a character sitting on the toilet at work smoking so heres me illustrating recreating that but w my pen like a loser #<- caption one #i was playing subway surfer too LOL #look at my tattooooosss <3 #<- caption two #my tatts -> 🥴🐸✨🖤#<- caption three #ok to rb #mi cara #sona #ANYWAYS LOL #bro my shirt was so tight today and it was KILLING MEEEE but i thought to myself im the best looking lesbian in this place #(all the girls here are straight 😭)#OH BUT ACTUALLY A COWORKER IVE NEVER MET SAID THEU LIKED MY STYLE TODAY AND SAID THEY NOTICED ME WHEN I WAS GOING TO MY INTERVIEW AND #THEY SAID THEY THOUGHT THEYD NEVER SEE ME AGAIN AND THAT I WAS CUTE #SO RIDING THAT HIGH #THEY HAD A RIDICULOUS LIL BOB CUT TOO SO U KNOW THEY MIGHT B GAY LOL

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emi1y · 7 months ago

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Emily I know we are only tumblr mutuals and this is unsolicited advice but you deserve SO so so much better than this loser ass man. He sounds so boring and you are so cool and interesting. Even platonically (or not, idk what y'all have going on) you are out of his league. also just because you decided to move in with him does not mean you can't change your mind!!!! you don't have to wait for it to get worse before taking action!!!! okay sorry again this is so unsolicited but you are a beautiful shining star and he is a nothing man. he is nothing.

i knowwww i know i really do i promise :( my brain is just latched on to him and i don't know how to get it to let go. i don't think i necessarily have bpd but every description and experience I've read about a favorite person feels like exactly the dynamic ive put on to him and everything i try in an attempt to distance myself feels like it just makes things worse. but you're right he's nothing

#and I can't afford to break our lease and find somewhere else to live and i don't know anybody else here because my entire social circle is #our shared coworkers at the place we both work at because he got me my job. and i really really like it and i don't want to leave :(#i kinda put all my eggs in this basket and i can't see myself getting out without completely overturning my life in a way that i don't want #whats wild is i really really really didn't see it being THIS bad. like the whole weird tension thing i knew was going to hurt but i thought #that at the end of the day we'd at least be friends. like i rreeaally really trusted him. thats wild huh. wack even. who woulda thunk.#sorry im over sharing in an anonymous message lol this is probably more than you asked for #ask #anon

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dennisboobs · 6 days ago

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watching ap bio past season 1

#ada speaks #im sorry lynette i cant stand any episode youre in i need more of jack hanging out with mary stef and michelle or his freakass students #it becomes so hit or miss but god there are some really good hits still 😭😭😭#i cant even explain what is wrong with lynette and jack other than the dialogue and Vibe is so rancid it makes me avert my eyes #i don't even think it was this bad on my first watch #what do you mean you guys are more like cousins. how are you as the writers acknowledging this and yet still.#anyway there are like. i think its the third episode to the sixth? unbearable #i think i remember the finale of s2 being them getting together but at least i get to see glenn breasting boobily thru the hotel hallway #i cant fucking stand how s1 effectively ended with jack being like. i like these little fuckers. and then this season is.#yeah anyway forget all that my arc is that i will grow to like toledo bc uhhh this is my conflict with lynette now. bc ofc the only reason #that a man would do Anything is for a woman he's obnoxiously in love with #nevermind the fact that they fucking had this same arc for him last season and the episode where he was like yeah fuck it #i actually Like my weird coworkers and im gonna go hang out with them instead of this miserable woman #not that lynette goes against that. but they couldnt even stick to anything relevant to like. being from toledo #shes just this. quirky snarky woman who also for some reason really loves her home town. we dont even know shit about her.#i legitimately think the biggest misstep is not having her more integrated with the other women in the show #because as it is her literal entire character revolves around jack #she shows up to interact with the rest of the cast and remind us she's working at the school only to have jack check her out or some shit #like ok. contrived plot device of a character #im going to stop talking about lynette now im sorry i wish she was written better LOL #in a show full of really fucking enjoyable women she is certainly. there!#i think its literally just like. it irks me so much because jack is just like. Waiting to get through the 'friendzone period'#and we barely see lynette after she tells him they should just. be friends. like ok. show them being friends then #she can be fun when shes involved in some crazy scheme. but no. only when its about this ~sexual tension~ is that allowed

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332-442 · 2 years ago

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How do you stop coming across as angry 😭

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disabled-queer-culture-is · 2 months ago

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Hey @mod, doing ok?

It's been one heck of a year, anon. One heck of a year. New shark dropped tho, very excited about that

#not disabled queer culture is #got a cane its purple and sparkly and i love it #entered into a lovely indefinably queer relationship with a fellow AAA battery :3 #ITS ALL VENTING AFTER THIS TAG SORRY #moved to a new position at my job that is simultaneously so much better and so much worse for my health #pros: less standing more sitting; early day hours so im not feeling like my day is over the second i get home due to time blindness;#i get to go home pretty much as soon as im done with my work; its mentally engaging; i can have headphones in #cons: 4 am is when my workday starts; i come home and sleep the rest of the day; i'm working more hours than i realistically can #because the alternative is make my coworker work herself into the hospital and make myself have to work 60-70 hour weeks (aka: summer 2024)#because none of the people with any actual power to change that situation will listen to my proven to be extremely correct concerns #because they think im a stupid little kid #uhhhhh non work related. well kinda work related. the fatigue from work caused this #dropped out of college after flunking an entire semester's worth of classes #got put in the endless loop of 'we'll do a blood test' 'looks normal see you next time and we'll do another blood test'#tried to get in to see a doctor at mayo clinic #got rejected and basically told my case was too hopeless to put strained resources on #currently ive more or less given up on healthcare matters for now #so uhh yeah. we ball

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guinevereslancelot · 3 months ago

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just met with my old coworker from my last job for breakfast and she told me all the gossip and how my evil old supervisor is going down in flames already 🤭❤️

#also my replacement is already quitting 🤣#and so is my evil supervisor lol #my coworker i met with was my og supervisor who was nice and ber evil replacement who lied about me is quitting already lmao #she started at the end of september #and it took them a month to replace me so my replacement is leaving after like less than a month lol #also my og supervisor filled in for the new one a few times and she was like wtf there's literally no schedule or safety in this room fr #lollll #i love winning #my other old coworker is probably gonna ask me to come back bc the evil supervisor is leaving tho #but even tho i love the kids idk the new new supervisor and i love my new job and im finally gonna be full time #even tho the old school paid more and would maybe give me a raise to come back #im happier where i am #bc the management at the other school was unhinged tbh #plus they basically chose the new supervisor over me after she'd been there LESS THAN A WEEK #sooo nah <3 #tho i would really love to see the kids again tho 🥺💔#but other than that no reason to go back #i was so stressed there allllll of the time #bc the office politics and drama were insane #literally everybody hated everybody and spoke badly abt eachother all the time #and management had it out for all the teachers in my room for some reason #like i worked there 5 months got notbing but glowing praise from all my other coworkers and the parents and then new supervisor lied abt me #and they immediately believed her #i ahad worked there almost 6 months and she had been there for 4.5 days #and she went to her boss's boss and cried abt me bc i told her son no you can't climb up on the table at snack time actually #and she was like omg lizzie is MEAN to the kids my son is going to be TRAUMATIZED by this #like girl......#none of the three other teachers in the room thought i was being mean when it happened girl #or any other time #and tbh my other co teachers were lowkey mean imo 😂

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thompsborn · 1 year ago

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i know i’ve said that being able to do the stereotypical insane ao3 authors notes is fun and amusing to me but can the universe NOT take that as a challenge to add more shit to my list of things to add next time i post ???? like. fucking. Calm Down Please.

#situations keep happening and i am TIRED #had to restrain a kid at work today which was AWFUL but he was trying to run into the road so i literally had to #almost cried bc of it but got the situation under control #but then when on my way to meet w coworkers to carpool to a meeting #my tire popped #super fun times super awesome super great #i mean my mom helped and we got it all fixed and handled #but basically from noon to like 6pm my mom and i were dealing w it bc everything had to be COMPLICATED #so i only just got home like 45 mins ago ish and i am SO tired holy fuck #but im eating left over orange chicken and then gonna shower and then just gonna be lazy and read and maybe write #if i have the brain power i will work on hb chp17 #but i also have a 4 hour training for work tomorrow so yeehaw #its 12:30-4:30 which isnt that bad but still #im also going to my dads afterwards to stay the night and visit him and my siblings #which is a good thing dont get me wrong i love visiting them #it just means i wont have a lot of freetime this weekend to work on writing and cleaning and stuff #not the end of the world and definitely worth it to see my dad and my baby siblings #but i wish it was a 3 day weekend so i could also have a day to just stay home and do things that i havent had the time to do yk #oh well. tis life. adulthood. having to handle situations and finding the best out of shitty circumstances. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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1ovestay · 10 months ago

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about to get ready for my last day of work 😥

#so fucking crazy #i’ve worked there for a third of my life #literally 8 years i started there when i was 16 #and i’m going to be jobless for the first time since i was 15 #and i know the girls have organised a morning tea or something for me 🥺#i’m gonna cry seeing how they’ve decorated the break room #i’ll miss them so muchhh #gonna be a good last day tho im on all day surgery w two of my fav coworkers YIPPEE #as long as cat isn’t sick!! i told her she wasn’t allowed to be but she might be 😞#p

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