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puppetmaster13u · 8 months

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Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine.

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something.

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!)

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer.

“You’re not Constantine.” .

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.”

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.”

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck #They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral #Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol #Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions #Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating #Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine #He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich #Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em #Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go #Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style #”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering)#Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao #danny fenton #john constantine

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b4kuch1n · 11 months

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red lion wizard !

#pokemon #swsh #champion leon #wizard leon! one of em!#chose to color this one foolhardy style lmao. well it is done. I did Minimum cleaning up #this set is. well Im gonna draw the design sketch like with the toy doctor #but yeah the Other name for this one is 'wizard of performance'#which. uh. yeah there u go #Im actually flipfloppin between thinking this looks fine and feeling like I fucked up big time.... idk why. probably bc I put a h #uge splash of almond flavoring into this tea instead of like. two drops. like I wanted to #its literally like drinking perfume. why is vanilla fine when you add more than a few drops in but almond extract poisons you in real time #like why does a food flavoring smell exactly like something you Shouldn't eat. why is it made like that #well. I will sleep now. and maybe I'll dream. and then I'll know #have a good night lads! we are not immune to propaganda.

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akkivee · 3 months

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TO THE KNIGHT OF STARDUST!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#hitoya amaguni #bad ass temple #hypmic #hypnosis mic #LETS HAVE A DRINK HITOYA A TOAST FOR THE GOOD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#TREASURE THE PROTECTIVE CHARM KUUKOU GAVE YOU THIS YEAR!!!!! AND DID CATCH IT????#HE DIDNT CALL YOU NAMES AS HE DID SO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!#IM SURE WHATEVER JYUSHI GAVE YOU WAS LOVELY!!!!!!! AND THREE KNIGHTS AT THE ROUND TABLE ABOUT TO GET DOWN LIKE ITS 1400???????#LETS GO LMAO ENJOY THE FEAST #I HOPE YOU GOT A PHONE CALL FROM JAKURAI AND GOT SOME NICE BDAY WISHES FROM YOUR OFFICEMATES #HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITOYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜#vee is arting

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virsancte · 18 days

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trouble in.. paradise?

you may not want to be here my friend.

#see i didn't think it would happen this way #hell i had dialogue written out for a story post #but?!#this was 100% autonomous i only made her buy drinks and watch NYE tv #just sitting at my pc at 4 in the morning cackling like a witch while watching the circus #simblr #*kicking cars #in my mind she initiated the midnight kiss as revenge not thinking it'd ever go this far #bc river has already accepted that there's no room for him in her life or even their son's life; everything that happened was just #a mistake and a moment of weakness on both of their ends.#she was not expecting anything drastic to come out of it. especially not a whole child./!@#it happened Off ScreenTM bc i wasn't sure if i was even gonna follow that storyline but like. well. tbh why not #raf is a bit of a pushover and lived in conscious denial for years but suspected something was up when his son came out green eyed #LMAO #also she looks so pretty. sorry bisexual moment. im looking respectfully.

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fatedroses · 5 days

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Chance encounters in Costa del Sol.

#ffxiv #sketch #zenos yae galvus #meteor survivor #titus yae galvus #arrecina wir galvus #oc #tsukiko date #camilla lunae #imagine trying to get drinks at the bar only to look over and see your presumed dead great uncle/great nephew standing right next to you #meteor- five seconds away from a heart attack looking over at titus #that moment when youre the spitting image of your father and the warrior of light was *not* aware of that fact #the galvus' are not allowed to have normal vacations #or... well retirement in Titus' case #I am simply here to draw the unaccounted for garlean royals lmao #eventually i'll draw zenos' half sibling(s?) and varis' retainers annia and julia out of their armor #but for now you guys just get to see my silly bullshit of sixty something y/o titus deciding that with nerva gone he's just gonna retire #mans is done with it #im probably gonna end up writing him as the legatus of the 8th- and probably a machinist that eventually becomes a gunbreaker #after lucius passes this man is over all of it #no nonsense machine commanding leader ect ect.#probably dual wielding the gunblade with an actual gun tbh lol #old man doesnt look like wrinkly solus because he spent his life taking care of himself to deal with just... the galvus family in general #dont let the strands deceive you all his grey hair is hidden under the rest of it all lmao #the galvus family brain rot continues and its not going to let me go v-v #(also dont mind meteor teasing tsu for hiding in his shade she does this a lot)

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dearqueerdeers · 11 months

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so APPARENTLY me and my bestie have been drinking liquid different ways our entire lives.

I drink liquid out of a glass by putting my bottom lip and tongue on the bottom rim of the glass. The beverage flows over my tongue, then I swallow.

My bestie drinks liquid out of a glass by putting their bottom lip (only) on the bottom rim of the glass. The beverage flows through their bottom teeth, into the bottom of their mouth (under their tongue), then they swallow.

#polls #I feel like I’m going insane lmao #they always say that they prefer room temp water because it hurts their teeth #and I was always like ‘how??’#until TODAY when I learned that the water is actively flowing THROUGH their bottom teeth #and I’m like. yeah ok that probably hurts #I also have dental trauma tho so im vv careful about glass/ceramic/etc not touching my teeth #hence why my tongue is always between my mouth and the cup when I drink #idk!!#yall tell us which one of us is drinking water wrong

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kathinkapng · 1 month

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Inspired by the Darcy from Fields of Mistria who has her own coffee stall ingame UvU

#Ngl I would love to see her fight off a Karen lmao #Anyways Ellie's the only one getting good service <33 I think Darcy would have her go-to coffee already prepared #and then give her drinks on the house #In turn Ellie probably spends way too much time in Darcy's shop lol #Guys..... Im already getting way too invested into this au #Also i dont wanna use the main tag but yeah it's ofc the lightkeeper game #my art #doodle #artists on tumblr

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bittybattybunny · 2 months

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Uhoh fish boy made her mad somehow; he's going in the ocean

#digital #sketch #eclipse guardian #colors #prince arulius #the little contractor #the sun in the sea #original character #Eclipse just yeeting this man because he said he loved her or something idk shes a tsun #yeet your fish hobo prince into the drink #funny enough i redrew this a few times as it was being a real ass to look right but i am happy with it now #also hi hows it going how yall been i know im quiet but thats cuz im just a sleepy rabbit #that and ive been on more of a crafting kick so ive made a lot of bracelets and stuff im too lazy to photograph it all #ive shared a handful but it really isnt everything ive made over the months lmao

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sunlit-mess · 4 months

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Have you ever had nosebleeds before? Do you know how to deal with them? (I have chronic nosebleeds so I can give tips)

I have, once during highschool and now but still don't know how to deal with em properly

#messyr #im confused bc its unusual but maybe bc of chronic stress and bodily pains that im starting to reach my limits LOL #i usually just “ ride it alone ” or drink/take whatever thinking itll go away #it's bad ik #I deal with other ailments and i struggle to tend to em AAHH basically- im . weak. and if I completely get sick in some way deathly:#id rather kms no cap AAAAAHAHAAHAH #ironic and funny how my family are nurses but never had concerns on- eh. LMAO i get it

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cryptid--bunny · 6 months

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Pony Park Boys; Friendship is Bullshit

sorry for posting so much in the past hour. I'm lonely </3

#trailer park boys #tpb ricky #tpb julian #tpb bubbles #cryptid art #i put too much thought into why each of them which which species #like i knew julian was unicorn #cause of the whole pompous 'better than you' act he puts on #also he loves fancy shit #but i tossed w ricky n bubs for a bit cause pegasus ricky would be funny like instead of the car he sleeps on a cloud thats like.#just above julians trailer. it rains on julian constantly.#but also him being an earth pony w plant powers is also rlly funny cause. he grows weed. thats all he can do. his special talent.#and bubbles being an animal dude iwent oh fluttershy and then i went wait he's fucking blind #this is hilarious he cant fly #also ricky n pinkie pie would be SO besties #julian definitely keeps talking about going to magic school but he can't even teleport lmao dawg can only levitate shit #and its just his drink #sorry like i said. im lonjely. i have things to say.

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sunsetzer · 6 months

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On one hand, I want a final fantasy 6 remake, because the game is criminally underrated and the amount of fan content (which is all absolutely fantastic btw) is Not Enough for my neurodivergent, hyperfixating brain.

On the other hand, that would inevitably encourage more people to join the fandom, which would be great, except it seems these days the bigger a fandom gets the more toxic it becomes, and I really like what we have going on over here in our little corner. We all just love the game and its characters and nobody fights about who should and shouldn't date who or who you shouldn't like because they're ~problematique~. Nobody's trying to make one ship morally better than another, nobody's calling anyone names or threatening to doxx people who don't agree with their opinions. It's so peaceful and I love that for us. We're just vibing. Moisturized. Unbothered. In our lane. Flourishing.