#im gay so im allowed to say it also
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smallfry are historically known to randomly say "faggot" once in their lifetime during a full moon. salmonids are a 100% homosexual genus so its okay for them to do this
#im gay so im allowed to say it also#tank engines are an 100% homosexual genus too#100% REAL SPLATOON FACT#not clikjbait#splatoon#smallfry
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honestly so tired of people telling me "saiki doesnt need to be in a relationship" like ok??? he doesnt NEED any of the things people write in fanfiction but actually its fucking fun to think about ???? keep ur opinion to urself pls 😭
#the worst part is that usually prople who say this arent even the aroace saiki truthers#people*#its usually anime dudebros who think saiki is like a gigachad who doesnt need a woman or to be gay LMAO#pisses me off so bad#thats ur opinion little guy#saiki eventually reciprocating teruhashis feelings is also hinted at and fits with his development and the story btw#but they dont wanna hear that because rhey dont actually care about the manga 😭#anyway im gonna keep making every character queer and/or in love and if that makes u upset ur a loser#have u considered i just enjoy romance and im allowed to do so#actually guys saiki NEEDS to date kuboyasu he has to its written in the prophecy 🤷🏻♀️ i dont make the rules/sarc#meows post
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I'm not allowed to be on social media for more than two seconds today but I just wanted to say that Laios will absolutely have his own reaction to all this as someone who would die for Falin but has also imprinted on Marcille as his Emotional Support Comphet White Girl Not-Girlfriend along the way
#a little creature#sometimes i look at the way i want marcille to be the closest thing hes ever had to a girlfriend but in a 100% platonic way and im like#is this what they mean by queerplatonic or have i just never had a dude best friend who wasnt like. a super fruity gay twink#anyway its gonna be as hard on him as it is for us bc he loves them both so much#the most important women in his life bar none#marcille probably slapped him when she got back tho. like she just saw his face and all the misdirected anger at him 'taking falin' just#rose up and burst again#its ok tho. you know she immediately broke down crying in his arms again blubbering incoherently bc she felt bad but also shes still mad#and she just doesnt know what to do with herself#the hardest part about this fic is that like. there are SO many juicy things going on offscreen#but. i have to breathe deep and keep calm and let them happen out of falin's POV#the ryoko kui method. what happens in the story happens and what happens outside can be explored in extras if need be#edit: also just figured out why ive been chafing a *little* bit against ppl assuming that it's the fear of falin dying that motivated#marcille's denial of her feelings so far#bc it's technically true but something just didn't sit right and i didn't wanna say anything until i figured it out#in little creature she has in part already realized that falin's passing is going to hurt no matter what she does right now#bc she's already passed the threshold of preemptive grief and sealed her own fate by how much she cares about falin#so it's not really... about that as much as it would have been during the canon story#it's just that. to acknowledge that she has romantic feelings for falin means recontextualizing their relationship in a way where#she has been the one hopelessly chasing while falin didn't realize/ignored her for the most part#and she couldnt allow that to be true both bc she couldnt bear to make falin the 'villain' in her love story#and bc she subconsciously knew the scope of pain would be too much for her to handle#so now my problem is. how do i make that clear in the fic from falin's POV without getting too heavy handed about it
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i am relistening to the stereo shows and im so obsessed with the dynamic of Dan just saying shit and trying to be insightful while phil does not care at all. like you can hear phil just staring out into the distance thinking about rolling around with a pile of dogs
#dan ‘bi people are allowed to say gay and words don’t need so much meaning and i just think’ Phil (not listening) ‘yeah’#dan has so much to say and phils heard it all#anyways. live gamingmas 🤞#also. i often have very deep emotional connections to sounds/music and i can remember when i was when i first heard that music#or if there was an emotional time going on#so i am listening to these and feel like im sitting on the train going to uni. makes me miss some people from early 2021 :’)
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TboGT "Going Deep" mission secondary dialogue....ohhhh.... Luis is so grateful for meeting Tony ohhhhhhhhh
#“im gonna take him with me wherever I go” oh I'm going insane#so fucking insane#literally why the secondary dialogues are always the best???#like the one where Luis says out loud that only Tony is allowed to call him Lou is also the second one#and the one where Evan insinuates that Luis is jealous over Tony for dating him IS ALSO SECONDARY#the best gems hidden for the replay siiighhhh#gta tbogt#topez#gta the ballad of gay tony#the ballad of gay tony#tbogt#gta#tony prince#luis lopez
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look i know im such a fucking hater but god i like my gay movies to be DRAMATIC AND MATURE i hate the cutesy romcom funny shit i want my gay fiction to be taken so seriously
#like young royals was a fantastic gay prince portrayal#im 40 mins into rw&rb and this has the exact same tone as heartstopper and i cringe so bad st heartstopper IM SORRY#if seven husbands is portrayed like this ill be so upset#this is also why i love byler like its portrayed more seriously ig#watching young royals is what made me read rw&rb in the first place but young royals portrays it so much more maturely#the acting isnt that great either#i cant finish the rest im cringing so bad#someones def gonna send me anon hate for this#IM NOT SAYING YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY IT I JUST WANT TO COMPLAIN FOR A SEC
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mikami stuns in new gif (not a new gif)
omg earlier i was thinking. mikami would totally kill women whove had abortions. hed totally be pro life 😭 siiiiighhh because of the black and white world view........... the childish way of looking at everything.. he would refuse to try and learn the nuance. acknowledging a grey area would destroy him... i love it
#txt#ask to tag#rape ment#he compels me#i dont think hed spend much time thinking about it ever. but once he gets the death note. and once he gets the power#he would think about abortion. and hed decide its murder#sorry for the insane post. i was just thinking really hard abt this earlier for some reason#baby girl youre so... interesting#also idk#idk idk. because like would he think that aborting products of rape is murder..? would he allow that? idk... ill think abt it more#im by no means a mikami expert#obvi they wouldnt be on the top of his list to kill for kira. but... once all the actual criminals are gone. hed go to women whove had#abortions. and 'lazy' people who 'dont contribute to society'#and that got me thinking#would he kill cis gay couples bc they cant reproduce... what would mikami do about low birth rated#*rates#LMFAO#obvi hed abide by whatever tf light wants. but well... he did get kiyomi to say kira would start killing lazy people#so#mikami
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are any of yall into dc cus i am losing my mind 😕
would dg (dick grayson) have any motogp championships if he were a motogp rider. i think yes but let me know.....yes or no why or why not i am very interested.......
#im quite predicatable. i think he would have 3-5 and would represent either india or hungary.#i think he would ride like mick doohan or casey stoner (different ik!! but idc........). essentially marc-esque but in the early 00s.#hes crazy!!!!! good on the straights amiright. and the corners. and he will kill you.#all to say. in my mind he drives for ducati is good at pr but hates it sooo baddddd and is considered a generational talent#also gay. bisexual. in love w his on again off again bf roy harper who does indycar#donna would crew chief tf outta him if she was allowed. but shes not so shes rallying 2 me. make her a champion stat!!!#anyways 😕 prev obsession was dc (by prev i mean like. 2 ago but it haunts me effortlessly) and i like to mix my interests tgt so.#if u like dc and motogp lemme know i will kiss u on the mouth. or if u wanna hear my arguments........that too#motogp#dc comics
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my (straight) academic mother, zero malice, deadpan: you are a faggot
me, losing my mind laughing:
her: LISTEN. You are a detransitioned lesbian who had top surgery and LIKES IT. YOU ARE A FAGGOT.
#I FUCKING LOVE HER LMAO#straight people who are allowed to say faggot#also i claim faggot bc in middle school the homophobic kids hadnt figured out that there's a different slur for girls yet so they just#called me a fag but also i find it linguistically fascinating that fag has slowly become more widely used in the gay community as a#reclaimed term and im wondering how the elder male gays feel about this#ok to rb absolutely#lessons of the hand and the mouth
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jo the second he finds out masato's a little zesty
#not rgg#but if we try it can be#things kiryu would say if rgg allowed slurs#gona start a collection i got that kiryu You're Transgender? pic an now this#snap chats#i just needed an excuse to talk about this episode because HELP ME i didnt think this would be a theme in my fishermen jdrama#quick aside but its related the end theme for this show has literally no right to be so good oh my god.....#i'm gonna start episode 7 of First Penguin tomorrow probably since im gonna hang with my bro the rest of the night#but this episode (ep 6) is giving me a stroke#so for context. or just a lil background. tsutsumi's character in this is an old fisherman named hiro#and he's the most wish-washy bastard i ever seen in my life sometimes i want to strangle him#it's really funny though because he'll be so aggressive towards one thing but then the next after a lil convincing he's just Yeah Ok#funniest shit. anyways. Context Time#like ten minutes before this scene in the same episode he finds out his son's gay#WHICH. HAD ME IN A CHOKEHOLD CAUSE I DIDNT THINK THAT WOULD BE A THING#but anyway As Expected he has a fit over it because My Son This Is A Fisher Village Everyone Gonna Bully Your Ass#but then he talks with the female lead Iwasaki My Queen for like. five minutes and is pretty much over it a day later#and THEN THIS happens Another day later and. im sorry it had me laughing i dont know why#LIKE AGAIN IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SO WISHY WASHY BUT ALSO HE JUST STRAIGHT SOCKS A GUY#cause mate was saying slurs and all. his anti-homophobia arc we love to see it dude said Im No Longer Homophobic#ok bye we have pink pineapple and i wanna eat the pink fruit
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lesbians love kendall trans people love logan. bisexual people love carlos and james but lesbians also love james. big time rush is for gay people
#listen right the fuck now i know the types of btr fans so fuckinf well i got it down 100% down#btr#if kendall is ur favorite u are not normal at all about him hes either your gay son or your thot daughter & u hurt him because u love him#says me....kendall enjoyer....womp womp.wommmmp#if logan is your favorite you ARE gay you ARE autistic/neurodivergent you ARE trans in some way you just are. you also like puppets irl#if james is ur favorite there is no saving u (JOKE) but u do have such specific taste in everything u allow urself to enjoy. you scare me.#if carlos is ur fave you are normal. theres nothing else to say you are normal and pure of heart and possibly sometimes too pure of heart.#carlos enjoyers what are you freaking hiding. im watching u#THIS IS NOT TO SAY THERE IS NO OVERLAP. james enjoyers can be normal if you believe in such a thing /j
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giggling in bed and rotating ryuushino, riesion, and sulemio in my brain (i am recovering from a 10-5 class)
#ryuko rambles#im so fucking sleepy but i want to watch a thing with friend so im waiting for them to wake up#keeping myself awake by giving a scuffed version of my riesbyfe lecture in my brain. you can ask about it but it's less text and...#allows me to ramble on about the topic within the slide. which reminds me. i need a screenie of ries saying fighting a bunch of dudes sucks#also sulemio is complicated to think about but this whole week some artists made one or both of them centaurs. excellent.#the other gay bitches... the sparse content is insane. truly rarepair hell. if i wasn't on campus for 5 days a week i'd draw them plenty...#forgive me my oomfies orz
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got this weird thing always where im always wondering if im a gay man or a bi dude-kinda or a bi girl-a-little-bit or a gay man-also-woman-a-bit, and its like. whenever im like "OKAYY I DONT CAREEEEE MAYBE I DO LIKE GIRLS" .... IMMEDIATELY my thoughts about liking women are gone like. when im trying to appease that. and then im like "hmm maybe i DONT like girls??" the thoughts about liking girls comes back
#and GENUINELY... COSMICALLY... if i really want to date a woman i would love to just allow this for myself. and am trying to#and whenever i try to its like ''yeah nevermind man it wasnt even anything''#so when i do go ''oh okay i guess it was nothing'' the desire to like women comes back#and maybe its a case of ''putting it off the table makes me want it more'' .. but its like.. when i say ''ok im bi'' its gone.#its like hey. come back. what happened i said i liked it. gone. until i accept that its gone. and then its back. chameleon type shit#permanently grass-is-greener type of living... please..#ALSO.... this happens with ''being a little bit of a girl'' because then im like ''ok cool man im a girl now. yup''#but when i put this into action i HATE IT and VEHEMENTLY need to go back immediately#and then when i go back im like ''but what if i WASNT just a guy..... hmmm...''#and its like that bit from courage the cowardly dog where baby muriel wants her mac and cheese 500 different ways#and is never happy when you give it to her#when i MOST think about ''being a girl who is bi'' is when i feel THE MOST like a gay man#& when i think about and put into practice ''being a gay man'' i CANNOT enjoy it due to the ''what ifs''#its like i have to do a schrodinger's sexuality on myself#genuinely really dont mind what my sexuality and gender is as long as im happy and YET.... its like chasing my own tail with myself#its funny because what i do know is that i love masculine terms i love being he/him'd i love being called a man i love my body on t#but... ''what to call this other than blanketly 'transmasc'.. if anything'' and ''who do i wanna fuck about it'' are like going in circles#and NOT to say people need anything more specific than just being transmasc or just saying ''im gay'' or being blanketly queer or anything#and maybe i need to take a page from that if its giving me grief. but ... *gestures vaguely*
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I’m fucking venting here bc I’m angry and don’t have anyone to talk to and I’m not sure if this is political correct or right or whatever but I’m fucking pissed - I’m a public school teacher who works in the inner city and this year alone there have been two shootings in my neighborhood involving students not dying school hours- and one student who went missing due to gang ties (they were found ALIVE a DAYS later) -
I’m fucking TIRED I’m FREAKED OUT and I’m ANGRY because I have to go into work tomorrow and I have to have that conversation with the kids during our SEL block because they will have questions and bc they are in middle school some will not know how to process it and will joke while others will be genuinely upset
and I feel nauseous thinking about the fact that my mother and four of my closest friends are all going through the same fucking shit as teachers at different schools right now- and my roommate who is trans- and unrelated to his identity is also kinda an asshole- has been shitting on me all night about how I’m not I’m danger like he is and how I don’t know his pain (and while I’m not making excuses I’m an openly gay teacher who works directly with the lgbt students and activly educated my kids on trans rights AND I work for a nonprofit organization that directly works to protect trans and queer rights and JUST LAST WEEK put out a video for our organization on antitrans laws - I’m not saying I fucking get what it’s like to be trans but Jesus fuck I’m fighting the fight for trans youth more than you are working at Whole Foods) why the FUCK are you quantifying suffering, why the FUCK are you lashing out at ME of all people, and why the fuck are you telling a public school teacher in inner city Boston that I have no idea what it’s like to be afraid- motherfucker I’m angry I’m sorry but why the fuck are you monopolizing suffering why do you think you have the right to talk to me this fucking way. I get you are scared but you work in Whole Foods in Massachusetts- the bluest state there is- )
there is no fucking cap on grief- sorry I’m upset at this as well but you saying it doesn’t directly effect me is just so fucking ignorant and suffering shouldn’t be quantifiable mf we are on the same fucking side why are you infighting right now (and I know this isn’t relevant and this is entirely unrelated to him being trans but god he is so fucking sexist- saying shit like I have no idea what it’s like to have my bodily autonomy at risk as if roe v wade didn’t get overturned THIS year???) sometimes it pisses me off like fucking sorry I’m being over emotional and overreacting to a school shooting as a fucking public school teacher GOD I should be allowed to be angry too in my own goddamn apartment-
you don’t get to sit on your high horse and say you suffer more than me and that I’m not allowed to be afraid ok I’m done I’m gonna go in tomorrow and make sure to hug my one openly trans kid extra hard bc I know they are suffering just like I know my roomate is suffering and needs a place to express his anger- I get I’m an easy target bc I’m a safe person to lash out at and I’m not telling anyone how to grieve and I know a lot of this is just knee jerk reaction to violence and anger- I just wish he wasn’t expressing it at the one fucking person who doesn’t deserve it, like fuck, the one thing people always say about public school teachers is that we have it TOO easy, especially the night after a school shooting
*Also fuck terfs and fuck anyone who is using a tragedy as an excuse to hate trans people*
#he keeps talking about how cis people need to do better#as if a) I haven’t talked in depth about my own gender identity and how I’m not entirely aligned with ‘cis womanhood’ as a lesbian#with a complexed identity#and b) even if I was cis (which in most cases it’s just easier to say that I am) IM THE ONE GETTING MY FUCKING BOOTS DIRTY HERE#IM THE ONE BRINGING IN BOOKS FOR MY QUEER KIDS WHEN THE LIBRARY DOESNT HAVE ANY#IM THE ONE ADVOCATING FOR CALLING OUR TRANS KIDS BY THEIR PREFERED PRONOUNS AND NAME#IM THE ONE GOING TO MEETINGS TWICE A WEEK TO ORGANIZE QUEER EVENTS IN RURAL AMERICA THAT PUT TRANS WOMEN AND DRAG QUEENS FRONT AND CENTER#IM THE ONE RESEARCHING LOCAL CIVIL RIGHTS LAWS ABOUT OUR TOWN DENYING APPROVAL FOR OUR EVENT ON THE BASIS OF CROSSDRESSING#NOT BEINF CHILD FRIENDLY (we are working on it dw we have a team on this )#IM LACING UP MY DYKE BOOTS EVERY FUCKING DAY AND SHAKING HANDS WITH SISTERS WHO HAVE WATCHED THEIR FRIENDS AND LOVERS DIE- INCLUDING#A SISTER WHO WAS AT FUCKING STONEWALL#I’m not trying to pull the whole ‘I’m gay so I get it ‘ card bc that’s not cool when cis people do that shit#but I’m a fucking public school teacher- I’m allowed to grieve a fucking school shooting FUCK#god why are you fucking quantifying suffering mf you work in a grocery store your life and the lives of others aren’t on the line daily#^^that also isn’t a dig at his work - working in a grocery store is a fine career and he deserves a living wage and dignity#but also… there haven’t been 130 shootings at Whole Foods market in 2023 alone so maybe fucking let me be angry#god#i really hope this shit doesn’t get twisted I just need to vent#if you don’t like this just block me idc I’m not fighting anymore#tw school shooting#tw gun violence#tw gun mention#school shooting
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gays will have silly little dreams where they meet the mechanisms (the actual immortal pirates from space) and get a lil flirty with at least one of them
#i mean tim obv#in my case#i never have dreams where they appear as the real life actors its always as if the immortal pirates were just real#and in like 90% of those dreams theres a vaguely awkwardly flirty vibe between me and tim#like its always kinda. he is this almost inhuman being that also happens to be in a band so hes aware that people will get celebrity crushes#and im the one with a celebrity crush on him#and you could say this has fanfic energy with how im allowed to like flirt w him without being perceived as a stalker type of fan#yknow#its realistic in how this is never taken seriously and im very awkward but its very unrealistic in how its just okay for me to do#and unrealistic in how its reciprocated for shits and giggles and his ego or whatever#i love having gay little dreams#lmao#i mean i guess its pretty tame in my case#like im assuming that aa lot of people have more like. serious dreams? yknow i mean actually dating the celebrity/fictional crushes#and all that#honestly im not sure if ive ever had a dream where i was actually with my celebrity/fictional crush#it always has that lil bit of realism where i know its not possible to be w them and im always almost as shy and awkward and anxious as irl#and honestly i prefer it that way#y'know with the way my brain works#how i often feel like the people i think about can see my thoughts and all that delusional bullshit#so its nice that even in my dreams where i have 0 control over anything i still dont really cross any boundaries#so i dont feel guilty afterwards i dont feel like i violated anyones boundaries#i know that dreams are absolutely not my actual thoughts im just sayin that its good for my paranoid brain#its just that in my dreams the celebrity/character likes me in some way and thats pretty much it#anyway i love making a meme shitpost thing that can be enjoyed by everyone and then in tags i say things that i should only tell a therapist#hhshdjdjshxbsjnd#the mechanisms#bee buzz
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One of my personal silly little ideas is that Trish and Giorno call each other boyfriend or girlfriend but they’re both gay. They do this for their own silly little amusement. As a distraction from the horrors.
#mine#”that’s my boyfriend” “you’re a lesbian”#“yeah but he’s my boyfriend. hi boyfriend!”#they’re silly to me#jjba#giorno giovanna#trish una#Big letters under this post that say: IM A LESBIAN I AM ALLOWED TO MAKE THIS JOKE AS MUCH AS I WANT#also I have this weird idea of trish and giorno being each other’s beards sort of as needed#i mean it’s 2001 italy yes everyone’s gay but they’re also so homophobic#they’re besties who have a marriage of convenience in order to do something diabolical and then they go kiss the ppl they actually want
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