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the weed store in splatsville is run by...

...i forgor her name hold on

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pearl wore pink sparkly crocs on her and marina's wedding which was held on the moon with the coconut crab guy as the officiator

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marie is a tank engine

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joe is gay

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smallfry are historically known to randomly say "faggot" once in their lifetime during a full moon. salmonids are a 100% homosexual genus so its okay for them to do this

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there is one(1) human that survived the mammalian extinction 12000 years ago, and is alive but not well. his name is Rosalina

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sonic the hedgehog has never been the same after trying the galactic seanwich roughly 2 weeks ago. more at 6

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mako mart does not sell soup. i checked

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pearl was actually set on fire once during a concert because of a mistake on the special effects team's part. she has an immunity to fire so she was fine dw

HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

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frye has a worm plush collection that her eels dont know about. she likes to hug the worms to sleep when the eels are on vacation

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craig cuttlefish and eggman kissed once

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cephalopods are chordates which is the same phylum as rhinosercouses

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pearl is well known for her peculiar love for mayonnaise, but did you know she won the splatlandian mayonnaise playing championship? shiver and frye were shaking in their mayonnaiseless boots. big man wasnt shaking because he always keeps mayonnaise in his boots which helps keep him stable and moisterized.

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marie from splatoon: choo choo tøffe tøffe tøffe *train noises* hi, im a engine :3

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every time you skip sheldon's dialogue i eat one(1) olive

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clickbait is the worst song in hit gaming franchise "splatoon", as voted by fans. the 'fans' who didnt vote were blasted into space