#im galaxy braining .........

[shouyuus]

okay…okay TRULY SORRY (am not) for adding onto shirtless sleeper hc once again buuut roommate!Vi waking up hours after the encounter to an empty apartment and a lightbulb-bright idea — it’s been sooo long since she’s made you blush this hard and worried she’s been losing the knack of it, but now it’s like you’ve given her a whole new arsenal of ideas to turn you pretty pink

cue to you running into a various degrees of undressed vi in your apartment in the upcoming weeks (all instances paired with grinning, half-assed excused like ‘i just got out of the shower, i running was hot, i just got a new tattoo, i needed to check my form etc etc)

(pls everyone put ur hands together for our lord and savior the shirtless sleeper anon -- they're single-handedly feeding us all)

18+, mdni, college roommate!vi cinematic universe

college roommate!vi who walks out of the bathroom, steam billowing out behind her, a tiny pink-stained towel wrapped around her waist (it's so low it's seconds from falling off), oh so casually bumping into you in the hallway, her hair still damp and trickling water down her neck and the tattoo snaking up her shoulder, her skin gleaming with steam --

"oops, sorry princess -- forgot to bring a shirt into the shower --"

but makes no move to cover her tits. you jerk your eyes up to her face, your own cheeks burning.

"n-no sorry i -- uh, i came back from study group a bit earlier than i thought it would uhm -- i should've texted or something --"

"no biggie, princess. so, did study group go well? you were complaining about some asshole last week who --"

but you really can't focus bc did she change her nipple piercings out? those don't look like the same ones from --

"hello? earth to pretty girl?"

"uhhhhh -- sorry?"

vi has the audacity to smirk as you blink rapidly, swallowing hard, finally looking back up at her.

"i just asked you a question, sweetness. gonna answer me or...?" her eyes flicker down to her own tits.

you feel the inexplicable urge to slam your face into the hallway wall.

"sorry uhm i just remembered i've got -- an assignment that i -- sorry --" you push passed her, shouldering into your room and slamming the door, pressing your back to it the moment it's closed and sliding down to the floor. faintly, you hear the sound of vi's little chuckle as she walks into her own room, but you never hear the door close. a second later, loud rock music starts blasting and you let out a long breath.

barely three days later, you find college roommate!vi lounging on the living room sofa with a vape and what looks like fresh black boxers, the white waistband accentuating the muscles of her abs, her eyes a little hazy as you walk in and nearly drop your books at the sight.

"hey sweets -- can you do me a favor and grab that charger cord?"

you stare for a few seconds before glancing at the white usb-c cord not even a foot away on the dining table. gingerly, you reach over and hand it to her, trying very hard not to look down at her chest, at the way her nipple rings catch the dim light when she breathes in and out.

she lets a puff of smoke wreathe out from her lips, sucking in through her nose.

"mm -- thanks cupcake. this thing was getting low."

"r-right..." you press your thumbs into your workbook, the plastic cover crinkling beneath your touch; you glance up at the cracked window before letting your eyes wander back to vi, still sitting half-naked on the couch, "uh... is the fan broken? or..."

"huh? nah -- i just always run hot. y'don't mind, do you, sweets?"

you chew on your lower lip for a second before shaking your head and making your way across the room.

"it's -- it's fine. just -- uhm -- just close the window after you're done, okay?"

vi catches you eye and winks, letting out another thin stream of smoke from between her lips. and, not for the first time, you wonder how they'd taste, if they'd be soft enough to kiss.

and then not even a week after that, you catch college roommate!vi working out in her room, but at least she's got a sports bra on this time, the only thing is, she leaves her door wide opened, whereas before, she'd at least close it enough to only leave a sliver.

you catch yourself pausing at the sight, at the flex of her forearms as she curls a set of bright pink weights, at the thick tug muscle in her shoulders and back as she puffs out a breath, sweat slicking down the long expanse of her back tattoo.

you swallow.

"might wanna take a picture. heard they last longer."

you squeak, jumping back only for your back to hit the tv stand behind you, nearly knocking it sideways. you reach out to steady it, turning around to find vi watching you with a smirk the size of texas slung across her lips.

"i -- i was just --" you flounder for something to say -- you'd wanted to ask her something, what was it? "a few friends and i are going out tonight -- uhm... i was wondering if -- if you wanted to come with us?"

vi finishes her last rep, setting down the weights. you feel yourself hiss out a breath you hadn't even remembered holding. your head feels light as she makes her way over to you, leaning up against the doorframe with an easy grin.

"sure. but on one condition."

you frown, blinking up at her storm-gray eyes. but in the halfway light of your shared apartment, you could swear that just sometimes, they look like the palest shade of blue.

"what... condition?"

she cocks her head, making no move to hide the way her eyes flick from your eyes to your lips and back up again.

"don't let anyone else make you blush like that tonight, hm?"

[saryasy]

I would not change it each time

[ginpotts]

LOVE GAME IN EASTERN FANTASY 永夜星河 ✧ 2024 ✧ Silly Photo Shoot Extras w/ Ding Yuxi and Yu Shuxin (weibo/tl)

🪷Miss Lin, whether you like it or not you have to marry today 😸Strangle me to death then !

🪷What are you screaming for 😸I want to get off work !

[dandelion-roots]

No matter what you do, you just can't shake him off, can you, Chūya?

[lyrics: Florence + the Machine | id in alt]

EDIT: I made a whole ass janky animatic to this song, enjoy!

[cpyclopse]

TwiPie 🤝 Mintypie

💥TWIMINTYPIE💥

[My Art]

[restlesskeychains]

Does everyone in that friend group just have a crush on Telemachus. Even Telemachus has a crush on Telemachus (JOKING,,)

(Yeah they totally do)

[xinyuehui]

In Blossom · 2024 Kill Me Love Me · 2024

[mamawasatesttube]

another day goes by. i once again glance wistfully out the window and whisper to myself it should've been ives. but at the same time, im kind of glad it wasn't. but god, it should've been.

[telesodalite]

I love the idea that, whenever a Cybertronian space-faring vessel lands or docks within a predominantly non-Cybertronian space station or port, that it's required that they either confirm or deny whether their vessel is sentient or not before being permitted to land.

1. For proper accommodation and clarification, along with the chance for communication between the vessel and crews working the station/port.

2. Because there has been... incidents... incidents that have led to the requirement of the above reasons.

[transmechanicus]

If the boys really want me to fucking Obtain than they'll make the TMBTE moon into a round huggable plushie.

[allastoredeer]

I shall embrace my power as the Zoot Anon!

And with this devastating ability I present this thought to the community!

Alastor leaning up to Lucifer's ear mid dip and whispering in his natural "N'Orleans" accent: My, don't you look fine in that zoot?

ALASTOR WITH HIS N'ORLEANS ACCENT MY BELOVED

I'm imagining Alastor saying "My, don't you look fine in that zoot?" and I'm just dg;lngkngoje;ab i'm wheezing, that is a line I never thought I'd imagine him saying and I am SO here for it.

Can you imagine how jarring that would be 🤣 Alastor, who speaks in a transatlantic accent for the entire show, suddenly speaking with a Southern drawl.

Ya'll know that Brooklyn 99 Meme of Holt showing Jake picture of him hulu-hooping?

Take that but:

Alastor: (talking to Lucifer in his New Orleans accent)

Lucifer: Why are you speaking like this to me :O

Alastor: Because no one will ever believe you <3

Lucifer: You sick son of a bitch

[charlieconwayy]

Top 50 OTPs of All Time ☆ #50. Emma Nelson & Sean Cameron

"I can't help it. Sean's in here."

[omegalomania]

drew comic pete in musical petes wardrobe, because pete in the love can't save you hoodie has been doing something to me

[zivvis]

barbie doll gore mod where you can do his hair and put him in situations. it's exactly the same mod

[ledzephlin]

society if there was tgirl gorgug thistlespring in denim skirts and distressed rock tank tops and fishnets and platform boots that make her even taller with shitty emo eyeliner that zelda showed her how to do