#im frothing at the mouth right now

[jacqcrisis]

Member: *tries to withdraw over the cash limit in the drive thru* *gets incredibly upset when he cant* *turns out his husband died not even a month ago* *comes in stating he wants to wire 5k overseas to a 'friend' who's 'stuck at the airport in Dubai'*

Me, the other teller, and my manager: he's getting scammed.

The dumbass who actually helps him: no, I think his story checks out. Here's a check for 5k he can take to the other bank who can wire that for him :D

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[wormboytrav]

my headcanons for spirit albarn because i can't stop thinking about my pathetic wife

absolutely needs to feel needed. will sabotage a relationship just so he can get to comfort the person later.

partially because of this, really loves animals, though he never had any pets growing up. definitely gets a cat or something to keep him company after the divorce.

also loves animals because he feels dehumanized a lot from being a demon weapon, especially holding the title as death's personal weapon. i mean he started going by an object's name instead of his own

sometimes sleeps on the couch out of habit

trying to quit smoking and failing miserably. tries to vape instead but maka makes fun of him for liking the stupid flavors like cotton candy and shit 😔

grew up in a family that didn't communicate well and never learned how to on his own. has no idea how to handle conflict so he just ignores it

tells people his love language is physical touch but it's actually words of affirmation (he does not know this)

in a similar vein he has no idea how to show love to other people. relies on giving gifts but beyond that he's clueless

starting wearing makeup (mostly foundation) once he became a public figure and never stopped because he cares way too much about how people see him

has a dad sneeze

used to snore a lot until one day he mysteriously stopped (stein gave him a tonsillectomy in his sleep)

there's so much more but that's all for now anyway friendly reminder that he's a dogboy

thank you for your time

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

I love the original Cars 2006 game so much. The one that got released on like GameCube and Xbox. I mean, I love all the Cars games(Cars 3 Switch game they did you dirty), but that's an entire story for another time giving my individual appriciation for all of them later. What I'm going to say here applies pretty well to the other games that are centered around the first movie as well like Race-O-Rama and Maternationals, but I'm specifcally rewatching the original one's cutscenes again because I don't want to restart my data every time I wanna go through the cutscenes again(even though I enjoy playing it so, so much), and I just love the atmosphere in it so much. Some of my favorite movie scenes are the ones where they don't have any music playing because I love to close my eyes and turn up the volume and just.. pretend I am right there with the characters and right next to them and stuff or that they're talking to me or such, and that is extra immersible when there isn't an entire orchestra going on(not that I am knocking at having music at all, I regularly go back and listen to the soundtracks from movies if they have them posted).

And the game doesn't really have any music at all during any of the cutscenes and the whole thing is like super..soft to me? Not soft as in like fluffy pillows and pink aesthetic soft, but soft as in like it's getting late out and so you're trying to be kinda hushed with your voice and there's not really anywhere you have to be so you slow down your pace and kick a couple of pinecones or rocks. If that makes any sense at all. Cause normally movies or shows(whether the whole series or each individual episode) have a certain plot or arc that is happening that everyone is focused on and consumes the whole thing, give or take a few moments. And while this game does have a particular thing so it can have a start and end to the story of the game, everything is framed in like a "Yeah, this is what they get up to in their freetime." And I don't know if you know but I love my slice of life stuff so sooooooo so so infinitely much. So getting to get that sort of content is really fun and perfect for me. It's like you're just actively hanging around them and getting caught up in whatever typical nonsense they end up in(assuming we are ignoring the whole monster truck bit), and the "OH THINGS ARE. HITITNG THE FAN." Or bigger development moments are saved for like the movies or something or whatever comes up in my head.

I'm not really entirely headed anywhere with this, I just wanted to put out some appriciation for the game and how nice the atmosphere is. I think it's also cause I really love getting to just sit and here them talk and there is a lot of casual conversation that happens and just plain dialog. Like it's not even filler dialog it's just talking and chatting. And I spend a stupid silly amount of time listening to voiceline compilations on YouTube so this is just the bees knees for me.

Thank you for the read though, may I offer you with a clip because APPERENRLY there's a limit to one clip per post that I am just now finding out about. I think I've already talked about the Litnig one anyway. Maybe I'll post it again later.

I uuuuguguhhh also perfectly reached the tag limit. If anyone needs anything to do in their freetime while bored or as a filler may I suggest reading this post and it's tags, you will be occupied for a while IFNFJCJFNS. I was half joking about reaching the tag limit as well. Well, we all saw it coming, it was going to have to happen one day. And go figure after a long absence that I was going to have it in me to do some running of my mouth...

I do want to say I am probably back now yall! Knock on wood- but I think the reign of my absence is over! Which I am especially hoping so for several reasons but also because I am so SO not done milking F/Ovember to its full extent. I spent too many months looking forward to that to not invest and rot my blog with it.

[lixxen]

Fuck it.

Danny likes banana Nutella sandwiches because I said so and they're good.

[calumhoodgoss]

GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

[solarsnapp]

[ID: Two black and white sketches of Lee Seolhwa from Omniscient Reader. She is a chubby woman with long light-colored hair, and she is wearing a longsleeved turtleneck shirt, high waisted pants, and a cloak clasped in front of her chest. The first sketch is a halfbody of her in a haughty pose. The second is a sketch of her bust and up with her playing with her hair. There are Hangul characters enclosed in a box which translates to “Lee Seolhwa.” Under that is text which reads “women,,,,,,” End ID.]

girl, women even

[doctorwhoisadhd]

i need a DRINK

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

Americana by The Offspring is a very Comics!Hobie song. No Brakes is a very Hobie-coded song, no matter what version. FIGHT ME.

[scribesynnox]

NEW ANIMATOR VS ANIMATION EPISODE COMING OUT TOMORROW, IM GONNA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[todayisafridaynight]

oh my fucking god im still laughing at "mine was hot" i cant fucking breathe

[mycological-mariner]

I really hate when my brother is right about things. I fucked up my back and he told me to lay on the floor since it helped him when his sciatic nerve got pinched. And I can’t lie. This feels awesome, I hate it. Got my legs against the wall and everything. The floor absolutely rocks.

[sheepie-self-ships]

💀 not me being so angrily frustrated that I don't remember the exact setlist of the aqua.bats concert I went to of theirs when I was FUCKING TEN YEARS OLD LMAO

[sweetlovingfictionals]

What I would love more then anything in the world is for me and Toy Bonnie to just sit under a starry night by the window, and just us snuggling up together on the floor with a blanket that I brought, only for Bonnie to just press his chin against the top of my head, his arms wrap closer to me bringing me closer.

“Besides me, you’re the biggest star here, sweet-thing.”

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

i don’t have to start fights with people on the internet it’s ok i can step back and remove myself

[regentzephyr]

i have never taken drugs before, so this opinion could be easily disregarded in its entirety, but i’m very convinced that the sort of person who experiences profound epiphanies when they toke the good dank or whatever the fuck you guys call it is the same kind of person who never thinks critically in their daily life, a no thoughts, head empty 24/7/365 sort of existence