#im frothing at the mouth right now

[jacqcrisis]

Member: *tries to withdraw over the cash limit in the drive thru* *gets incredibly upset when he cant* *turns out his husband died not even a month ago* *comes in stating he wants to wire 5k overseas to a 'friend' who's 'stuck at the airport in Dubai'*

Me, the other teller, and my manager: he's getting scammed.

The dumbass who actually helps him: no, I think his story checks out. Here's a check for 5k he can take to the other bank who can wire that for him :D

[wormboytrav]

my headcanons for spirit albarn because i can't stop thinking about my pathetic wife

absolutely needs to feel needed. will sabotage a relationship just so he can get to comfort the person later.

partially because of this, really loves animals, though he never had any pets growing up. definitely gets a cat or something to keep him company after the divorce.

also loves animals because he feels dehumanized a lot from being a demon weapon, especially holding the title as death's personal weapon. i mean he started going by an object's name instead of his own

sometimes sleeps on the couch out of habit

trying to quit smoking and failing miserably. tries to vape instead but maka makes fun of him for liking the stupid flavors like cotton candy and shit 😔

grew up in a family that didn't communicate well and never learned how to on his own. has no idea how to handle conflict so he just ignores it

tells people his love language is physical touch but it's actually words of affirmation (he does not know this)

in a similar vein he has no idea how to show love to other people. relies on giving gifts but beyond that he's clueless

starting wearing makeup (mostly foundation) once he became a public figure and never stopped because he cares way too much about how people see him

has a dad sneeze

used to snore a lot until one day he mysteriously stopped (stein gave him a tonsillectomy in his sleep)

there's so much more but that's all for now anyway friendly reminder that he's a dogboy

thank you for your time

[chubby-aphrodite]

i think grinding in an mmo should be considered cruel and unusual punishment

[lixxen]

Fuck it.

Danny likes banana Nutella sandwiches because I said so and they're good.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

^^^ashe winters ass song

[calumhoodgoss]

GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

[celestialtrolls]

this is an open invitation that if you're ever like 'man i want to talk about this yandere fantroll of mine/unhealthy ship/adjacent' but you don't wanna post it on tumblr/don't have everything figured out yet

me. choose me. if you start a conversation by going 'so [oc name] is really fucked up', you have my full attention. my discord is GoldComet.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

i need a DRINK

[scribesynnox]

NEW ANIMATOR VS ANIMATION EPISODE COMING OUT TOMORROW, IM GONNA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mycological-mariner]

I really hate when my brother is right about things. I fucked up my back and he told me to lay on the floor since it helped him when his sciatic nerve got pinched. And I can’t lie. This feels awesome, I hate it. Got my legs against the wall and everything. The floor absolutely rocks.

[sweetlovingfictionals]

What I would love more then anything in the world is for me and Toy Bonnie to just sit under a starry night by the window, and just us snuggling up together on the floor with a blanket that I brought, only for Bonnie to just press his chin against the top of my head, his arms wrap closer to me bringing me closer.

“Besides me, you’re the biggest star here, sweet-thing.”

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

i don’t have to start fights with people on the internet it’s ok i can step back and remove myself

[jesterhat]

i am CLOWNING tonight

[cigayretteboy]

i think i’m turning rabid right now

[drawing-myself-in-and2-death]

sniff sniff

Is this just cocaine and Adderall mixed together???

Yeah that would be expensive

Made this as a joke when bestie commented her writing fairy must have visited me to get me to pump out 3K words tonight.

[todayisafridaynight]

masato/aoki has been a hyperfixation of mine for almost 3 years now unfortunately he's a little worm in my brain slowly killing me off. this is half a response to some asks i've seen, a sort of explanation to aoki looking different to masato (which is definitely nonsensical in ways) may be because he's somewhat healthier than when he was as masato, hence he's not deathly pale, tired looking and a bit of weight gain maybe? (personally love his hamster cheeks as aoki). as a disabled person myself i don't think rgg really thought much through in his disability and the shit it can bring?? hoping yakuza 8 brings more context for him though i doubt it. again unfortunately,,, he's important to me regardless and ngl the hate he gets makes me upset sometimes. like he is definitely awful awful, especially aoki. my autism could write a whole deep dive essay about his character that no one wants to hear lmfao. also your masato art is a joy, just to let you know <3 as a fellow daigo enjoyer,, masadai ex boyfriends is the most valid and superior ship for masato lmao. ty for your service in this fandom 💪

damn im honored to be gettin a letter from THE ceo of ryo aoki themselves.. even if its anonymous ill still frame it on my wall hiii ty for writin <3

BUT YEAH that's what i figured in how drastic masato is from aoki- like his eyes notably lose that dark ring and his skin and lips get more color (tho that could be because he's in the sun more but who's to say it can't be both).

i really REALLY wish RGG wasn't so flippant about his disability, i go insane trying to figure out exactly what it is or what it could be so i can approach it better when portraying him and also just thinking about him. 'weak lung syndrome', surprise surprise, can mean a lot of things

it's already p cringe that they just poof it away with a lung transplant and get rid of it all together in ishin when there was no real reason to have him stand at all. like. he's literally in two scenes, one where he is sitting but the other he's just talking to the air while takechi sits in the room.

never mind im curious if he ever had to deal with his body potentially rejecting the new organ for a bit since that is a very real concern when it comes to organ transplants, but i get not really finding the need to dive into it since that transplant would have been 20 years ago and the chance to talk about it is slim. still, they could have at least give his initial illness a proper name or diagnosis if they were just going to make it disappear literally one chapter later

anyway, ty again for writin !!! i'm happy i can feed the worm that lives in your brain 🥰🥰🥰