#im frothing at the mouth right now

[jacqcrisis]

Member: *tries to withdraw over the cash limit in the drive thru* *gets incredibly upset when he cant* *turns out his husband died not even a month ago* *comes in stating he wants to wire 5k overseas to a 'friend' who's 'stuck at the airport in Dubai'*

Me, the other teller, and my manager: he's getting scammed.

The dumbass who actually helps him: no, I think his story checks out. Here's a check for 5k he can take to the other bank who can wire that for him :D

[wormboytrav]

my headcanons for spirit albarn because i can't stop thinking about my pathetic wife

absolutely needs to feel needed. will sabotage a relationship just so he can get to comfort the person later.

partially because of this, really loves animals, though he never had any pets growing up. definitely gets a cat or something to keep him company after the divorce.

also loves animals because he feels dehumanized a lot from being a demon weapon, especially holding the title as death's personal weapon. i mean he started going by an object's name instead of his own

sometimes sleeps on the couch out of habit

trying to quit smoking and failing miserably. tries to vape instead but maka makes fun of him for liking the stupid flavors like cotton candy and shit 😔

grew up in a family that didn't communicate well and never learned how to on his own. has no idea how to handle conflict so he just ignores it

tells people his love language is physical touch but it's actually words of affirmation (he does not know this)

in a similar vein he has no idea how to show love to other people. relies on giving gifts but beyond that he's clueless

starting wearing makeup (mostly foundation) once he became a public figure and never stopped because he cares way too much about how people see him

has a dad sneeze

used to snore a lot until one day he mysteriously stopped (stein gave him a tonsillectomy in his sleep)

there's so much more but that's all for now anyway friendly reminder that he's a dogboy

thank you for your time

[calumhoodgoss]

GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

[solarsnapp]

[ID: Two black and white sketches of Lee Seolhwa from Omniscient Reader. She is a chubby woman with long light-colored hair, and she is wearing a longsleeved turtleneck shirt, high waisted pants, and a cloak clasped in front of her chest. The first sketch is a halfbody of her in a haughty pose. The second is a sketch of her bust and up with her playing with her hair. There are Hangul characters enclosed in a box which translates to “Lee Seolhwa.” Under that is text which reads “women,,,,,,” End ID.]

girl, women even

[doctorwhoisadhd]

i need a DRINK

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

Americana by The Offspring is a very Comics!Hobie song. No Brakes is a very Hobie-coded song, no matter what version. FIGHT ME.

[scribesynnox]

NEW ANIMATOR VS ANIMATION EPISODE COMING OUT TOMORROW, IM GONNA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[todayisafridaynight]

oh my fucking god im still laughing at "mine was hot" i cant fucking breathe

[mycological-mariner]

I really hate when my brother is right about things. I fucked up my back and he told me to lay on the floor since it helped him when his sciatic nerve got pinched. And I can’t lie. This feels awesome, I hate it. Got my legs against the wall and everything. The floor absolutely rocks.

[sheepie-self-ships]

💀 not me being so angrily frustrated that I don't remember the exact setlist of the aqua.bats concert I went to of theirs when I was FUCKING TEN YEARS OLD LMAO

[sweetlovingfictionals]

What I would love more then anything in the world is for me and Toy Bonnie to just sit under a starry night by the window, and just us snuggling up together on the floor with a blanket that I brought, only for Bonnie to just press his chin against the top of my head, his arms wrap closer to me bringing me closer.

“Besides me, you’re the biggest star here, sweet-thing.”

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

i don’t have to start fights with people on the internet it’s ok i can step back and remove myself

[turnaboutchaos]

i am this fucking close to writing an essay on Kazuma's theme and its evolution in DGS across both games im so close to just spewing a 32 page long spiel about every tiny detail. restrain me

[arcyane]

you cannot even FATHOM how large my kalos region bias is

[regentzephyr]

i have never taken drugs before, so this opinion could be easily disregarded in its entirety, but i’m very convinced that the sort of person who experiences profound epiphanies when they toke the good dank or whatever the fuck you guys call it is the same kind of person who never thinks critically in their daily life, a no thoughts, head empty 24/7/365 sort of existence

[goingtobed]

work doodles of the diva and his always troubled sadboi™