#im frothing at the mouth right now

[jacqcrisis]

Member: *tries to withdraw over the cash limit in the drive thru* *gets incredibly upset when he cant* *turns out his husband died not even a month ago* *comes in stating he wants to wire 5k overseas to a 'friend' who's 'stuck at the airport in Dubai'*

Me, the other teller, and my manager: he's getting scammed.

The dumbass who actually helps him: no, I think his story checks out. Here's a check for 5k he can take to the other bank who can wire that for him :D

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[wormboytrav]

my headcanons for spirit albarn because i can't stop thinking about my pathetic wife

absolutely needs to feel needed. will sabotage a relationship just so he can get to comfort the person later.

partially because of this, really loves animals, though he never had any pets growing up. definitely gets a cat or something to keep him company after the divorce.

also loves animals because he feels dehumanized a lot from being a demon weapon, especially holding the title as death's personal weapon. i mean he started going by an object's name instead of his own

sometimes sleeps on the couch out of habit

trying to quit smoking and failing miserably. tries to vape instead but maka makes fun of him for liking the stupid flavors like cotton candy and shit 😔

grew up in a family that didn't communicate well and never learned how to on his own. has no idea how to handle conflict so he just ignores it

tells people his love language is physical touch but it's actually words of affirmation (he does not know this)

in a similar vein he has no idea how to show love to other people. relies on giving gifts but beyond that he's clueless

starting wearing makeup (mostly foundation) once he became a public figure and never stopped because he cares way too much about how people see him

has a dad sneeze

used to snore a lot until one day he mysteriously stopped (stein gave him a tonsillectomy in his sleep)

there's so much more but that's all for now anyway friendly reminder that he's a dogboy

thank you for your time

[chubby-aphrodite]

i think grinding in an mmo should be considered cruel and unusual punishment

[lixxen]

Fuck it.

Danny likes banana Nutella sandwiches because I said so and they're good.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

^^^ashe winters ass song

[calumhoodgoss]

GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

[doctorwhoisadhd]

i need a DRINK

[scribesynnox]

NEW ANIMATOR VS ANIMATION EPISODE COMING OUT TOMORROW, IM GONNA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[todayisafridaynight]

oh my fucking god im still laughing at "mine was hot" i cant fucking breathe

[mycological-mariner]

I really hate when my brother is right about things. I fucked up my back and he told me to lay on the floor since it helped him when his sciatic nerve got pinched. And I can’t lie. This feels awesome, I hate it. Got my legs against the wall and everything. The floor absolutely rocks.

[sweetlovingfictionals]

What I would love more then anything in the world is for me and Toy Bonnie to just sit under a starry night by the window, and just us snuggling up together on the floor with a blanket that I brought, only for Bonnie to just press his chin against the top of my head, his arms wrap closer to me bringing me closer.

“Besides me, you’re the biggest star here, sweet-thing.”

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

i don’t have to start fights with people on the internet it’s ok i can step back and remove myself

[regentzephyr]

i have never taken drugs before, so this opinion could be easily disregarded in its entirety, but i’m very convinced that the sort of person who experiences profound epiphanies when they toke the good dank or whatever the fuck you guys call it is the same kind of person who never thinks critically in their daily life, a no thoughts, head empty 24/7/365 sort of existence

[jesterhat]

i am CLOWNING tonight

[todayisafridaynight]

masato/aoki has been a hyperfixation of mine for almost 3 years now unfortunately he's a little worm in my brain slowly killing me off. this is half a response to some asks i've seen, a sort of explanation to aoki looking different to masato (which is definitely nonsensical in ways) may be because he's somewhat healthier than when he was as masato, hence he's not deathly pale, tired looking and a bit of weight gain maybe? (personally love his hamster cheeks as aoki). as a disabled person myself i don't think rgg really thought much through in his disability and the shit it can bring?? hoping yakuza 8 brings more context for him though i doubt it. again unfortunately,,, he's important to me regardless and ngl the hate he gets makes me upset sometimes. like he is definitely awful awful, especially aoki. my autism could write a whole deep dive essay about his character that no one wants to hear lmfao. also your masato art is a joy, just to let you know <3 as a fellow daigo enjoyer,, masadai ex boyfriends is the most valid and superior ship for masato lmao. ty for your service in this fandom 💪

damn im honored to be gettin a letter from THE ceo of ryo aoki themselves.. even if its anonymous ill still frame it on my wall hiii ty for writin <3

BUT YEAH that's what i figured in how drastic masato is from aoki- like his eyes notably lose that dark ring and his skin and lips get more color (tho that could be because he's in the sun more but who's to say it can't be both).

i really REALLY wish RGG wasn't so flippant about his disability, i go insane trying to figure out exactly what it is or what it could be so i can approach it better when portraying him and also just thinking about him. 'weak lung syndrome', surprise surprise, can mean a lot of things

it's already p cringe that they just poof it away with a lung transplant and get rid of it all together in ishin when there was no real reason to have him stand at all. like. he's literally in two scenes, one where he is sitting but the other he's just talking to the air while takechi sits in the room.

never mind im curious if he ever had to deal with his body potentially rejecting the new organ for a bit since that is a very real concern when it comes to organ transplants, but i get not really finding the need to dive into it since that transplant would have been 20 years ago and the chance to talk about it is slim. still, they could have at least give his initial illness a proper name or diagnosis if they were just going to make it disappear literally one chapter later

anyway, ty again for writin !!! i'm happy i can feed the worm that lives in your brain 🥰🥰🥰