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I have been playing Minecraft and thinking about Blurr's height in Reverse mecha AU. And how Minecraft has weird scale in on itself, and people from Swerve's chat would try to ask questions about comparisons and trying to figure out on what scale Blurr is operating. The results are... Inconclusive.

Oh man AHAHHFJF I keep thinking about that stupid Minecraft plotline I want to go back to it at some point~

Swerve: okay like. Look. The scales are weird but. (Places a block) this is very roughly one meter high right. Can we agree to use meters? I don't understand Cleps.

Blurr: ooooooh okay okay. Something close to half of my height. Yea I can use meters.

Swerve: Cool. And one meter is 100 centimeters. And one kilometer is 1000 meters.

Blurr: Yep. Sounds easy.

Swerve: Thank God at least measurements will not get in the way.

Cut to the year later when Swerve sees Blurr in real life and realizes that Blurr is not. In fact. 2 meters. He is 20.

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lore accurate Ravage

the most unrealistic part of the AU isn't the cats with tank treads and guns, it's the fact that every surface isn't coated with loose fur

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Hiiiya! I made a human size version of the baby's comfort fish toy! 🖤🖤🖤🖤 Your AU gives me life

RODIMUS'S FISHE!!!!

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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I think the dream patreon is legit real cuz I just had a dream where snowbots Jazz accidentally ended up in a snow sledding race with a bunch of other people while trying to complete a different mission (dont ask me how this happened, idk). But somehow, PROWL of all people won the race?? And Jazz came in last. Like, huh–?? dream logic smh

Anyway Jazz was covered in a comically large amount of snow

It's too hot outside for me to draw winter adventures. So secret additional snow bots content has to be seen in the dream patreon✊

*Points at Jazz*

That's the biggest snowman I've ever seen

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“He would not fucking say that” if i make him go through the Horrors enough times, he will

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im so tired…………

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Wildfire in Sun's embrace

I got kinda affected by Amphoreus (started HSR after a 1 year break)

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cr 豚鼠大boss （sound on）

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Coworker type women are always like "you know how it is with husbands" but I don't. I don't know how it is. Your experience of husband seems to be guy who doesn't give a shit about you. My experience of husband is mostly guy who won't stop singing "Pastyme With Good Companye" (a bad song written by Henry VIII) at 9pm.

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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Still can't tell which is harder to draw, mechs or poses. Anyway, I like to gaslight myself that the TFanimated Slurr would be an actually healthy ship, so here u go

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

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For Ill Fitting Crown on Archive of Our Own,

Here’s a the vessel/MC of my story that I drew on paper!

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green magical girls need more love 

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People can handle evil characters(for the most part--usually they twist their behavior and water it down) but people really can't handle good characters that lose their head or lose themselves and have a moment of fallen grace. Fandom has shown this time and time again. They really look at them as worse than the initial evil.