#im committed to the bit
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totally normal thought i had earlier
âwell i pretty much only get up if im starving or i need to pee. and i can put off the starving. âŚactually i can put off needing to pee too.â *turns to imaginary person sitting next to me* âyou know, i would be great stuck in an elevatorâ
#simulation of what itâs like to talk with me#sometimes i worry because almost no one thinks or phrases stuff the way i do#but i still think itâs funny so#im committed to the bit#i treasure every moment in meetings with my old manager when i would say something a little off the wall#and sheâd look at me like i just shared a modest proposal
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btw you couldn't see it in my recent photoset, but I did add a Van heartstring poster in Caitlyn's room as a little easter egg. I like to think that movie was her and Hudson's favorite- and that's why the Van heartstring dvd is also seen in the Hudson breakup blues post from a while ago
#im COMMITTED to the bit#throwaway AU becomes canon movie in my sims story and now i have to take every opportunity to reference the damn thing#anyway thats ur stupid fact of the day
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Oh Poet, I wish you'd see the truth. Look, I'll leave you be for now, as I did the Lamb. Just, please be careful. You'll end up finding the truth some time in the future, so, just understand for when you do discover the truth that it's not your fault. Don't blame yourself, he's just an asshole.
"I wish you'd see the truth, I have absolutely no idea what you're on about."
"You've got no idea what he's like. You don't know him. You couldn't know him."
[i <3 making oc's delusional]
[oh boy I sure hope nothing bad happens in the future]
#im committed to the bit#and poets just delusional#ask the little poet#ask the poet#cotl ask blog#ask blog#cult of the lamb au#cult of the lamb
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Doing the opposite of defusion by judging my intrusive thoughts based off of how funny they are. My brain presents thoughts to me on a conveyor belt and I go *extremely loud incorrect buzzer* "problematic. Canceled. 1000 years dungeon" and then return to grading the next thought
#your honor... its funnier this way đ°#hey you told me to commit to my values doc. its not my fault i value comedy#im committed to the bit#actually on second thought maybe this isnt as unhealthy as i thought. cause im not judging the thoughts as if they say anything about me#like im not judging *me*. im treating them like youtube ads#but they do still hold power over me and make me feel things so idk#maybe that part never goes away :') so fun#committing to the suicide now. brb#^^ lmao jesus be like#(im so sprry im unmedicated if you cant tell)
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The urge to be puppy again is so fucking strong but I MUST RESIST
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i keep seeing your posts appearing on my dash about you being a werewolf or something and i just wanna say i love it
the word is spreading
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head hurts like a bitch this is wht happens when i stay up past 2am jst to make a shit post
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ok one of psychs funniest meta gags is how a popular media property will exist & be referenced regularly in universe but when the actors from that property show up as guest stars in the show theres NO acknowledgement of it. shawn knows every brat pack movie half by heart but when he meets ally sheedy the fake serial killer he never once comments on how similar she looks to ally sheedy the actress. there are like 20 karate kid AND my cousin vinny references including a literal picture of ralph macchio in that one scene but no one notices that officer conforth Is Literally The Same Guy. shawn and gus are lowkey genuine star trek nerds and spend a whole episode gaslighting Real Life George Takei but when william shatner shows up in the flesh hes just juliets loser dad. not even a passing "hey, you look familiar" joke. its SO funny.
#what a bit to commit to you know#phil.txt#psych#sorry im incapable of not making posts about this show. inshallah soon i will be normal again
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thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage
you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out
"i'm calling shepherd"
his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books: to go up the chain. that goes against everything we've seen him do. he bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns
he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer. there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends
nothing's happened yet
it doesn't have to go this way
but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy
he doesn't hesitate
it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from
only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat
and somewhere along the line, between civiliansâ screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for
"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"
he's learned the price of trust
just like ghost did
but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath
"good advice, It"
#im gonna add these to my notfics on ao3 i think i have a Lot of these floating around#a bit shorter than my other metas but i think its something that gets missed when people talk about alone#soap is a violent man#his career literally trains him to shoot first ask questions later#and yet he still tries his best to avoid blood when faced with betrayal#and you realise it actually does fit him#soap cares about the men he serves with#he wants to save the men at the crash site he checks on a downed soldier he asks about civilians about alejandros family#hes very tuned into the people around him#and he cant turn that off until hes forced to#until graves gives him a reason to hate him#and all of that previous care and consideration goes out the window#âmakes me want to commit a few war crimes of my ownâ#dont cross soap#you want like what happens if you do#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#weâre a team. ghost team#talk meta to me#soap cod#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#meta#phillip graves#graves cod#save post
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Danny fake guardian angel au
You know how sometimes itâs highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didnât expect that to be taken literally.
danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!
cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you havenât
danny: butâbut I was also human when I said it. doesnât that protect me or smth
cw: *shakes his head*
danny:
danny: omg this is a nightmare
cue timmyâs brucequest period (cuz heâs the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)
So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u
and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel
Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.
Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch iâm trying
to
huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. heâs strangely an idiot but also heâs overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says itâs an angel obligation but I think itâs bullshit but also hoping itâs not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to
meanwhile danny
Bitch you better thank your god Iâm dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you canât have him and what do you mean youâre messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockworkâ
#danny fenton#danny phantom#tim drake#dp x dc#batman#dc#dp x dc prompt#Dannyâs obsession in this au is space not protection#but#just danny saying uh yeah sure Iâm your guardian angel and having to commit to the bit#seeing this tired competent idiot and going sure i can protect him#not knowing tim is literal go big or go home in his increasingly unhinged fourty step plan#danny: i did not sign up for this#tim: literally leave I donât care#(they say)#(they got attached)#itâs so interesting to me because danny couldâve just duplicated and be invisible the whole time#it would take lots of energy but the deal was literally to just be company#be a presence#danny was the idiot that went yeah uh im a protector spirit#so uh imma protect u#tim at first: sounds fake but okay#also ANGST potential at first if Tim finds out Danny is stuck with him against his will#like this is my precious prettiest boy that is insecure that out of all the Robins he wasnât chosen#so that is like a sore spot for him#he could find out Danny is stuck and out of spite lead a side mission to help him get rid of him#even if the feelings are already theređ#dead tired
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#wind howls#myart#legally speaking this is parody .#anyway uhm i made a joke with my friend and i had to commit to the bit so i made a real fun edit#enjoy fagsRus muah#also feel free to rb i worked hard on it but it was funny so im posting it#f slur#btw. paypal.me/winderrific if you want me to make more fag brand edits minimum 15 usd thank you <3. or just to be funny silly goofy
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Seen plenty of posts ribbing Wilson for being the repressed one but tbh multiple times we see Wilson question if House is sincerely flirting with him and every time House shuts him down so are we sure Wilson is the repressed one here?
#house md#the ole it doesn't count because im joking defense#you're crazy for taking me seriously#even tho the constency of these jokes THAT ARE JUST JOKES GUYS reveal I'm regularly thinking of my best friend having sex#hilson#meanwhile Wilson going insane because he can't tell if House is gay for him or just really committed to the bit#gregory house#james wilson
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study of this masterwork
#wayneradiotv#rtvs#sonic the hedgehog#after '''''typesetting'''''''' this thing I almost forgot how to spell hedgehog#the caption is fully unironic btw this is for educational purpose. its very fun to draft a comic from an existing ''thumbnail'' it turns ou#but also I just love comics dude. I just love sequential art its so cool to see how anyone arranges things in their own comic#like. wayne's sprite on top of the ''what!!'' speech bubble. really fucking good#little bit sad I couldnt catch the streams live even tho they did run in my timezone... bc Im bad at sleepin#but! Im gonna try and set an alarm this weekend. wanna hang out for a bit#also yeah all dialogue in this is accurate to the original. no use fixing whats perfect as they say#debated printing this out and scuffing the paper with eraser and then re-scan it. for authenticity. but Im tired and dinner soon so#sorry cosme my friend cosme I couldnt commit. I couldnt do it....#anyways yeah. I dinner now#have a good day lads! what u see truly is what u get
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anyway
#my art#my ocs#been on a bit of a comic kick so if it turns out well ill post it here#its gigatrash but whatever im having fun and thats what counts#the comic is gigatrash that is i think i did a good job on these portraits#you will notice that in the drafts i had trouble sticking to a time period re: the clothing#it is because i am a buffoon who cant commit
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!! Decided to pick the funniest option and draw Ian Jr. and Infinite as The Hero and the Princess from Slay the Princess!
+ Bonus Comic!
This is probably only funny to 3 people. (All 3 of them are me!!!)
#sonic the hedgehog#ianfinite#infinite the jackal#ian jr#sonic forces#slay the princess#this is so ridiculous honestly im still giggling#The Princess did say she was Infinite once... she shouldve commited to the bit
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#my art#sketch#poolverine#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadclaws#these two? living in my head rent free right now#wip#art wip#i have NEVER drawn ship art of non-ocs before#but god i love their dynamic#am i regretting this line art? a little bit. but im commiting to the bit#x-men#x men#wolverine#wolverine fanart#deadpool#deadpool fanart
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