#im batman

[punk-coquette]

inspired by @2-gay-2-furious

[princessofgotham777]

When my parents worry about me getting a boyfriend but I’m literally just chilling on tumblr writing fanfiction

[aericies]

　　　　　　　　　　　 i'm batman (real)

[caulk]

batman: "I'm batman."

them: "OH MY GOD IS THAT BATMAN?!!!!!?"

these cuties are basically the same but in different fonts

[weiirddude]

Batman

[batmansleftfoot]

“Is it normal to have a crush on Dan Aykroyd?”

A question I have been asking myself recently. My peers think I’m crazy, I think I have taste. Thoughts?

[archmageell]

“Oh goodness gracious, I’ve been bamboozled”

[donoteatwingsoutapussy]

Whoever made this clearly doesn't understand Batman like I do, he would absolutely want that deep down. I would know

I'm Batman

[freyashiftz]

Guys the CRAZIEST thing just happened 😭

Me and my sister were in her room and vibing to music while she did her hair, and while this is happening her straightener was being faulty but we were like "yeah whatever we have ten minutes we need to do this"

We like pause slightly because we could smell burning but we shrugged it off and moved on because, again, we did NOT have the time.

Now I'm gonna paint you a picture. I'm sitting on her bed on the other side of the room, kpop is blasting, and this thing starts SPARKING.

We're in shock for a few seconds and then a FLAME starts so I'm like FUCK and she's like "oh my god" but she's not doing anything.

So I, a huge 5'10 buff and tattood south african woman, stand up on the bed like a goddamn superhero and fling myself across the room. I grab the plug and YANK it out while my sister is just sitting in SHOCK.

After that she drops it to the floor but it's on FIRE now so I grab her towel and just start SMACKING this fucking fire, at this point my little brother and neice are standing by the door and watching their giant authoritive figure just fighting this thing that's right next to a bed with other wires with their mouths wide open. Kpops still playing and it's Supernova by aespa. Absolutely CHAOS.

We're laughing now because everything's fine but MY GOD 😭

My friends call me the dad of the group for a reason because I just potentially stopped a house fire

[loubella77]

‘I’m Batman’

(18+ acc mdni)

[wintvies]

“stop acting like batman you’re a girl”

quiet……. gotham needs me……….

[meowxfs]

Guess what i started drawing on whatsapp (yes) and oopsies it got deleted so then i tried again and in case it got deleted, i took a screenshot before uploading to my status. And guess what, it got deleted when i did but i have the screenshot so its fine.

The first time i did it with pink colors and plain black, though i like the red ver too i guess. i was experimenting with shadows cuz i really like how it looks on his masks i adore it.

I didn't really like how some parts turned out in my 2nd try but eh its whatsapp (i have this thing that i do too many details that aren't even worth the time to do so apps that dont give me too many choices to draw with works well with me).

[princessofgotham777]

[shotgunshippingcult]

me deciding if i will become amanda young (real) or batman tonight. (also real.)

who will you be tonight? that’s the question…

[2ndbestalex]

Silly guy activities

[49311grayson]

*In the meeting room

Bruce: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Hal: Where did you get that?

Bruce: My utility belt.

Hal: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Bruce: I'm Batman.