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aide-falls · 2 years ago

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I unfortunately can’t speak much for Leiftan cuz I didn’t play his route (I was about to when ANE started and so I put him on hold to play ANE but now I’m glad I didn’t play him in TO cuz it gives me something to go back and hopefully get some of this ANE Leiftan out of my head (even not having read Lei i can even see that they do him so dirty in ANE, he had so so so much potential as well 😭)

I also would have preferred to actually SEE the stuff that would give us a reason to forgive Lamce, we have small crumbs to show he has cha he’d but nothing that’s forgive worthy .. it’s just (Erika:sees naked lance* why did I hate him again? Oh well let’s fuck him) pretty much there is not much development between their love story … hell besides needing to forgive him for killing Valkyon and needing to unpack that she also really should be yelling at him for almost killing her after he kidnapped her and all that shit it’s like she forgave him so easily and for no reason even if she didn’t flat out say I forgive you, being in a relationship with him I think is pretty much given she’s forgiven him

Leiftan the poor guy seems get the least amount of time/interactions (from what I’ve seen) and he’s pretty much constantly being shit on by everyone and seems to be in a dark place mentally and damnit they could explore him so much more, I also want to find out more of his past

Nevra yea your right it is mostly crumbs but I mean at least it’s something for him but damn it can be so much more I WANT more, even In TO in his route they talk about his clan being the big bad and in ANE … they hype the vampires up as such villains the whole time and then we get to it and think some shot is gonna go down and we find out more of Nev and then ….. it’s hardly anything? And I get he’s grown up as well but he’s lost his flirty side almost completely it seems (here and there we get it but like … idk he can be more serious about things but it’s almost as if he lost his fun loving side compleatly)

Honestly Valkyon had no reason to be killed off in TO if they weren’t gonna use it as a plot tool for the sequel, they didn’t use it to better the gaurd, they didn’t use it to honor him, they didn’t use it to help develop lance into a more forgivable character … I HATE that Valk was killed off for really no reason

Ez got a good amount in his route in TO but they still didn’t do as much with him as they could have

Mathieu … I’m just gonna say it im not all that interested in him, I called him being a traitor early on as did most people and I’m sorry to any fans of him but I just don’t find him interesting I don’t find him to add anything new and good to the story I would have much preferred they kept Valk alive or kept Ez, but honestly they could have done more with mathieu if they insisted on adding him and they could have made him more interesting

Huang hua is just annoying now and I just wanna punch her in the face half the time, she used to care about Erika but now she doesn’t

Honestly even Ewelien doesn’t radiate that same careing energy to me that she used to I think Jamon and karuto are the only ones that seem to have that kinda careing energy in ANE

I love Karenn and I get that her and chrome are older now but she doesn’t seem as friendly as before idk why

Chrome …. He’s funny but it feels like they almost dumbed him down and just made him a garbage disposal, he just seemed smarter and more mischievous in TO

Huang Chu I like more then her sister but like …. They keep hinting at these fights between her and HH but never go much deeper … witch they totally could

And like Koori …. She started out so promising with the Genkaku episodes and then she kinda became annoying and was getting used too often but like they gave her a good foundation in the 4th episode and they had that small spat with the kitsunes and then … nothing? Like tinjin straight up says they aren’t Allie’s anymore so I was expecting more but then we get nothing? Koori gets back to el and after the ball she’s pretty much back to normal? Like there should be more

… obviously beemoov wouldn’t sell Eldarya to another company but at this point I kinda wish someone else would buy it and redo it in a way that does it Justice, if beemoov isn’t gonna redo it, put time in it, and do it proper Justice (again I know that won’t happen) someone that can focus on it and not 15 other side projects (as much as I like my candy love and moonlight lovers) honestly they put so much energy in that uncoven game they tried to shove down everyone’s throats and from what I saw most people didn’t like that game or didn’t care so they should have spent that time making Eldarya good and doing it Justice (hell at this point I’m pretty sure at least half the fandom would have been more the happy to help with story ideas and beta reading and stuff even for free if needed by bee if it would mean that Eldarya was done correctly)

Yo man I am so sorry for jacking your post and turning it into a straight up rant, I knew I was upset about it but I guess I was even more upset then I even realized 😅🥺 I’m so sorry!

I'm having too much hope if I say they still have 5 episodes remaining to tell us what was Leiftan doing in episode 30 while Erika returns to the crystal and if it's related to the crystal spitting them out?

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oneirataxiahiraeth · 3 years ago

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Hey can i request a stefan salvatore smut🥺? Similiar to kaiparker's dirty dancing ?!

Party Animal

Pairings : fem!reader x stefansalvatore

Warnings : swearing, smut, hair pulling, choking, fingering, light degradation, light spanking, mentions of drinking, some angst, some fluff, ‘cum eating’ (i don’t like the way that’s sounds LMFAO)

Word Count : 3075

A/N :

Can we pretend this didn’t take me like 300 years pls😐😃

There was a reputation that clung to your name is anyone were to ever ask about you.You were very much a party girl, you went to the best parties, threw the best parties, everyone loved that single quality about you. A popular girl who just so happened to be friendly too? It was hard to find those, so your name was well known among your peers. Not to mention your whole friend group was attractive. There wasn’t a guy or girl in school who didn’t want to be you, or be with you.

When Stefan came to town. he was just the new kid. Strange and mysterious and just so happened to catch your eye. Of course, Elena had dibs, which you didn’t really mind. He was indeed attractive, but that wasn’t what had you so interested in him. It was the fact that he was the only person in school who never referred to you as ‘The Party Animal’. Regardless of the hype, you never really liked that nickname.Being known for nothing other than being a teenage alcoholic and dancing until your legs went numb bothered you in a way that was easy to see if anyone cared enough to pay attention.

and that’s what he did.

He paid attention.

Stefan Salvatore. He understood everything about you. Why you dressed the way you did. Why you used the slang you did. Why you were the way you were. Almost as if he could read your mind. It didn’t take long for the two of you to become the best of friends. You figured out what he was fairly quickly, but for some reason you didn’t seem all too freaked out. Which lead him on to discovering what you were. But regardless of powers and abilities, the two of you were exactly the same. Same humor. same sense of style, same need to sacrifice your own happiness for someone you care about even though you knew they might not have done the same for either of you. And you both got grilled by Damon every day for taking too long in the bathroom to tame your ‘Hero Hair’.

Through breaks up, family drama, and nose bleeds, you two were unstoppable. The major crush bother of you had on each other might or might not be playing a factor into that one though...

“If you grip that glass any harder your going to be picking glass shards from your palms for days.” Caroline spoke, walking up to her friend who seemed in serious disarray. Stefan was too focused on how you seemed to having the time of your life dancing on top of some table that probably was sturdy enough for both you and Elena but neither one of you really cared much. “and you know, that supernatural healing thing can be a bitch when trying to dig something out of the skin...” Caroline sighed, nudging Stefan with her elbow.

“Huh- what? Sorry i was uhm... watching how those two are wearing down my coffee table.” He mumbled, knowing full well that he couldn’t give less of a shit about the coffee table you were standing on.

It was hard to notice the chemistry between you and Stefan. Everyone saw it. The sexual tension between the two of you has been raging for a while now. And your feelings about each other have been discussed. Through long, drunken, sappy moments, when it was just to hard to keep your hands off of each other. And after particularly hard days, when you just needed somebody to be there for you. He always would be. The whole friends with benefits thing only started because you were scared of starting anything more. You know, the whole overused ‘im scared this will ruin our friendship’ bs. It was really a mutual feeling, but sometimes he can’t help but think maybe you just didnt want him in the way he wanted you. But fortunately, he knew you better than that. HE just couldnt figure out how to reach you.

“You know, if the two of you would just stop beating around the bush, this would be a hell of a lot easier.” Caroline hummed, bringing her own red solo cup to her lips. You didn’t even look like you cared if anyone was watching you dance. You smile and hold hand with the occasional flirt cheering you on, but you never really paid them any mind.

“There’s no bush to beat around. We’re friends. She is making that obviously clear.” He motioned to the douche you were letting feel up your leg as your movement slowed and somehow managed to get sexier. Almost as if you were trying to piss him off.

“Don’t mind... that.” Caroline sighed, stepping in front of him, trying to block his view of whatever it was that you were doing. “That’s just the party animal making an appearance. I’m sure if you went over there to talk to her, you’d get a different kind of animal.” Caroline winked, in hopes that he would understand what she meant. Stefan just rolled his eyes, his mood somehow worsening.

“We both know where we stand with each other, and i’m not going to push anything.” Stefan shrugged, trying to pretend like he didn’t care.

“Ugh, you two make me sick. One day, your waking the whole neighborhood, the next your just ignoring each other like fucking crazy. Make up your goddamned minds!” She blurted, almost catching him by surprise. “We all know your like basically in love with each other! What’s keeping you back from just being together? There never going to be a right time to start, so just... go for it!”

“Caroline-” Stefan sighed, preparing himself to lecture her on poking around in business that didn’t involve her but he stopped. The set of hands travelling up your legs taking away his focus. His eyebrows furrowing, and he was seconds away from throwing his glass at someones head.

“That’s your girl, Stefan. Everyone knows that. You need to step the hell up.” Caroline spoke, telling by the glare in his eyes and the way his body tensed that something was up. “Go for it.” She encouraged one last time before he was off.

He moved swiftly through the crowd, eyes locked on you as you just continued to dance. You were too busy having fun to see the buzzkill storming in your direction. Elena noticed fairly quickly, he own dancing coming to a halt as she saw the anger on Stefan’s face. She had seen him angry before, but that look was something else. Scary almost.

It wasn’t until you felt his hand wrap around your wrist, tugging you down off the table until you snapped back into reality. You eyes widened as you recognized Stefan. The two of you receiving strange looks as he dragged you through the living room to the stairs. his grip on you too tight to pull away from so you just followed him. He brought you to his room, slamming the door shut behind the two of you before he let you go. His eyes sending you a dirty glare that you didn’t much appreciate.

“The fuck was that about, Stefan?!” You growled.

“I could as you the same fucking question, y/n! You’re in the middle of my house, dancing on my coffee table, letting some douche feel you up for the entire town to see!”

“I was dancing with my friends, having fun.” You scoffed. “fun. ever heard of it?” You weren’t pissed off about Stefan bringing you up here at first, but now that you understand he was just going to yell at you, you weren’t in the mood to hear it.

“Of course, the party animal is lecturing me on having fun.” He rolled his eyes.

“First of all, don’t call me that. Second of all, you’ve been ignoring me the entire fucking night, so you don’t get to act like you care what i do all of a sudden. Third of all, if you’re going to be a dick then i’m going back downstairs.” you rolled your own eyes, moving towards the door but he stopped you, gripping your wrist and tugging you away from the door.

Stefan wouldn’t ever dare hurt you, so you weren’t worried about that at all. You were just weary at the fact that he might actually not let you go back to the party.

“Well it’s not exactly like you’ve been easy to talk to.” he responded.

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“When you have a different guy attached to your hip every five seconds its kind of hard to actually hold up a conversation.”

“oh so this is your fragile masculinity speaking? You know, it’s the 21st century Stefan, not every girl who talks to another male is fucking them.” You spat, somewhat annoyed with your bo- friend.

“This isn’t about that-”

“Yes it is. You are so insecure that i can’t even have different friends than you without you being there to ruin everything!” You fire. “You don’t get to be jealous when your the one who just wanted to stay friends, Stefan!”

“That was a mutual decision-”

“The hell it was.” you grumbled under your breath. “I’m going back downstairs. I’m not talking about this tonight. Text me when you decide to stop treating me like i’m just a toy for you to use whenever it’s good for you.” You hummed, trying once again to walk past him, but you didn’t make it very far.

His body turned as yours passed, hand reaching up and getting lost in your hair. He held a tight grip on your locks, yanking you back into him earning of soft yelp from your lips. You weren’t expecting that. It didn’t hurt of course, but it did catch you by surprise. The strong scent of his cologne filling your senses as his hot breath hit your neck.

“How many times am i going to have to tell you how much you actually mean to me?” He growled, chills running down your spine as you let out a soft squeak. His other hands moving up to wrap around your neck, solely because he knew you loved that type of placement. “This is getting very repetitive and i would’ve thought you had caught on by now.” His finger squeezed around you soft skin tearing a moan from your lips you weren’t planning on letting escape.

“Sorry Stefan, but your not as good with words as you might think.” you retort, his fingers tightening around you throat.

“Well then i’ll make this really clear and easy for you.” He spoke in almost a mocking tone. “I want you. I don’t want to share you. You’re not going back down to the party unless it’s with me. And we both know how i feel about the whole party scene.” He spoke in your ear, sending tingles through your entire body.

He wanted you. That’s really all you needed to hear.

“I’m not your property, Salvatore.”

“We’ll see about that.” you felt the heat from his smile fall onto your neck, before your body was collided with he soft mattress on his bed.

It was a messy of sloppy wet kisses, and slow sensually kisses that all got lost in the mix. Clothes being tossed around the room until neither of you had any clothes left to toss. His lips sucking bruises on the most visible parts of your neck, making sure it was impossible to cover the following morning. He wanted people to know that you were his. That was the goal. Your needy whines urging him to get to every square inch of your body. His hips lodged in between you legs, his hands reaching down as he pumps his middle and ring finger into your cunt.

“fuck stef- right there” you moaned, hips grinding up against his hand, allowing him to watch how desperate you were for his touch.

“louder.” he demanded earning a louder moan from your lips, but not to his satisfaction. You yelp as you felt his hand come down harshly on the exposed skin on your thigh. His cool rings soothing the area as the stinging almost spread. “i said; Louder.”

“god, Stefan!” you moaned loudly, anyone who would’ve been by the door could’ve easily heard the noises coming from the room. His thick fingers welcomed by your warm slick walls, your body filling with light fluttering as his fingers worked you closer to your orgasm. Your hips grinding into his hand as you chased after your first high of the night. “m’gonna cum-” you cried out, so close to letting that tight knot in your stomach release.

“aw your gonna cum?” He mocked your noises, watching as focused on getting there. He felt your cunt clenching around his fingers, he knew you were just seconds away from falling apart, but he didn’t want that just yet.

“no” You whined, hips chasing after his fingers as he pulled them all the way out of your cunt. He shushed you whines, bringing his fingers up to your mouth. It was almost muscle memory the way your jaw dropped for him, allowing him to shove his fingers in your tongue, allowing you to taste your own juices. Your lips wrapped around his fingers, eyes looking up at him almost innocently. You moaned around the digits, moving your head to get his finger a bit further into your mouth, making him smirk at the dirty action.

“Good Girl” he hummed, watching your flutter as if you found pleasuring in sucking your juices off of his fingers. “If you want to cum, you’re going to have to beg for it.” he smirked, mouth dropping to mock your pout. “Your always such a good little cumslut for me, it shouldn’t be a problem for you right?” You whined, nodding your head slowly, allowing his to pull his fingers from your mouth with a soft popping noise.

“I wanna feel you in me, Stefan.” you pleaded, watching as his eyebrows raised in amusement. “please, i need you so fucking bad.” your hips bucking up to meet his.

“How bad?” he asked, head ducking down into the crook of your neck, lips hovering over the skin.

“so fucking bad.” You whined.

“You know you drive me crazy, right?” he smirked, tongue flattening against your skin.

“T-too bad.” you hummed in response.

“Turn around.” He chuckled, sitting up off of you, allowing you to turn around. you sat up on your knees, ass poking into the air, in Stefan’s perfect view.

He couldn’t help but give you another harsh spank on your right ass cheek, just to see how red it got from the collision. You didn’t mind it, in fact you actually kind of liked it.

You moaned at the contact the tip of his cock made with your entrance. His shaft rubbing along your walls, coating themselves in slick to use as lube before slowly pushing himself into your cunt. His length stretched you out so beautifully, earning aloud sensual moan from the top of your throat. You hands gripping at the blankets under your naked body, Stefan letting out soft groans as he slowly worked his cock into you, giving you some time to adjust before his pace sped up.

His hips snapped into yours restlessly, the air filled with your moans and screams. Your cunt already clenching around his cock as he hit your G-Spot over and over again. Another knot beginning to form in your stomach. His own hand finding it’s way around your throat once more, fingers wrapping around their target before yanking you up onto your knees. You sweaty bareback against his chest, noises amplified at the new angle, his hips continuing to pound into you, his teeth scraping against the soft skin of your neck.

“m’gonna-please, fuck-” you struggled to actually get the words off your tongue. You were so close, but holding on solely because Stefan told you to.

“hold it” he growled, you choked out a whiny moan as you tried to obey the best you could. His hand around your neck, keeping you held against him while his other hand snaked down to rub tiny harsh circles on your clit, absolutely driving you mad. Your body jolting from the extra stimulation, you were barely able to handle it.

“please Stefan” you cried out, moans getting louder by the second.

“louder.” he demanded, and you obliged.

“Please let me cum! Please Stefan!” You cried out, his hips hitting harder into you.

“Come on, baby.” he gave in, feeling how tightly you were convulsing around him.

Your breathing erratic as you came with loud moans and screams on his name. His hands slipped from your throat, allowing you to fall forward once again as he neared his own edge. Your moans urging him on until he felt himself right at the edge, pulling out of you before flipping you over. You’re breathless and fucked out figure clenching around him once again as he slide back in, only going a few more times before he is shooting his warm load deep into your cunt. Both of you moaning at the sensation. Your body full of him, for moments as his hips stilled allowing him to catch his own breath.

When he pulled out, he watched as his cum slowly leaked out of your tight hole. Almost in awe at the sight before using his fingers to scoop up the leaking cum, his other hand reaching up to pull the two of you face to face. His hand buried once again, deep in your hair before connecting you lips. Tongue fighting in a disgustingly sloppy kiss that only ended so he could shove his cum coated fingers in your mouth.

“Swallow. All of it.” He ordered, and of course, you obeyed.

Once you made sure his fingers were all clean, he made sure your lips connecting once again. This time the kiss more slow and sensual, in a way that you’ve only experienced with him a few times before.You hummed against his lips, reveling in the moment, that was sure to be over soon.

“I want you, y/n. To be all mine.” Stefan commented against your lips, pulling away for a seconds to see your reaction. His eyes staring in yours as they went wide.

“I am all yours, Stefan.”

#Stefan Salvatore #stefan salvatore x reader #stefan salvatore smut #the vampire diaries #the cw legacies #the originals #damon salvatore #smut #tvd smut #stefan salvatore x y/n #stefan imagine #OneirataxiaHiraeth

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leafostuff · 2 years ago

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A King without a Queen, a Princess without a Knight (Ft. WJSN Bona)

Note: I am still in shock that WJSN won Queendom 2 against groups like Kep1er and Loona, i am so hyped and something like this made my day so much, anyways i hope you enjoy this Lovely Bona Oneshot

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Balls in the Baroque times were much better

Without including the fact that most of the time they were done in a big castle, there everyone was in the same status, granted the status was only the high class which includes the nobles, kings and queens, but it was still equal, their music was played by expert pianists and gigantic orchestras. and the most important: most of the time you always had someone to dance, never keeping you alone.

Stuff like this are not common in the modern era, most of the time the balls that exist are high school proms, and those include very noisy music which was heard through big speakers, and while there every economy class was able to enter, not everyone was treated equally, but minus those stuff, a prom like in high school doesnt sound to bad

Not to you however

Not only you had a very sour morning which included your parents having their daily argument about the most random of things you didn't have the time to understand, now the prom which you waited for the entire year since for the first time, you finally had a date. however she has decided to ditch you.

many emotions and thoughts flowed through your mind as you were sitting in one of the benches near the entrance, and going home wasn't an option due to not wanting to explain to your parents why you are going home early without your date.

honestly in your mind it was stupid to even think that one of the popular girls in school will ever agree to a date with you, it was so hard for you to finally get the courage to ask her out, now you could only just sit there, face down and not noticing a walking sound coming from the door as suddenly you could feel another person sitting on the bench.

as you looked up a bit to see who it was, you could notice it was a girl, wearing a white dress and shoes matching her color as her face which was suspiciously familiar to you was frowning.

“Oh wait, Its Kim Jiyeon” it finally came to your mind as you recalled where you’ve seen this face, you have never seen her like that since usually she was one of the nerdy girls in school, always wearing a hoodie to school, buried in her book, and now to see her in a white dress like she was some sort of princess, she was gorgeous.

“got ditched as well?” She asked, breaking the ice between, she scooted a bit closer, you looked toward her as she showed a weak smile as you returned it.

“you don't even know” you reply to her, now fully sitting instead of the position you were in before “Nayeon actually ditched me as soon we entered the gym, she was like “ew, i just needed you as a ride, if you’ll excuse me i am going to go with people that actually deserve, ciao”, like come on” you added, trying to laugh at the whole situation as even Jiyeon giggled a bit.

“Cheerleaders am i right? oh and don't even get me started on football jocks, thinking its SOOOOO Easy to play with a girl feeling like that” she said “like i was supposed to go out with Hyunjin the guy, and mid dance he actually just went to dance with another girl, as i just understood the hint and left.” you couldnt notice how stupidly you were giggling as suddenly the both of you find out how close you two are sitting next to each other, your thighs are almost touching each other, making her move back a bit, both of your face are pink

“So…are you staying here by any chance?” you can't help yourself but ask, if the both of you got ditched by their prom date, why not do it together

“Uhh i don't know why?” she replied with her own question.

“well…uhh i was planning to order some pizza, and i was maybe wondering if you would like to join me” you replied, showing a small grin.

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“i can officially say: this is, the best pizza, i ever ate, im my whole damn life” Jiyeon said, one slice on her hand as this was the 2nd one she ate, you did order a big pizza just for the two and thorough that time you learned a lot about Jiyeon, or how she wanted you to call her: Bona, which you didnt really understand the meaning behind it, it just a name her mother used to call her, and decided to make it her nickname.

“i know right? i order from them like every weekend, and they are so good” you reply as you take another bite from your olive slice, the sounds of the prom were almost mute since your talk with each other had so much more focus. “wow to be honest, i cant believe we never got to talk like this before” you add, making her giggle

“yeah, like we were like classmates for like….4 years? not going to lie you are kind of a fun guy to hang around” Jiyeon, suddenly the both of you hear a song the two of you know very well, as you looked at her smiling when an idea popped in your head, making her very confused as you stood up

“You know…it seems that your prince didn't show up to take you dance miss Bona” you say with an elegant voice as to try and copy the nobles in the Baroque times which result in the girl in front of you to giggle cutely.

“Oh my it does seem that way, will you be the knight to invite such a young mistress like me to dance?” she said, standing up as well, giving you her hand, your hands intertwine as you pull her close to you, her arms creep slowly to around your neck as yours go to her waist.

as the two of you start to dance slowly, your eyes couldn't stop looking at hers, most of the time you met those they were covered by her glasses but seeing her like that, she was beautiful. “where was she all this time?” you thought to yourself as her entire smile hypnotize you when suddenly she leans in closer to give you a small peck on your cheek.

She moves away as her face fully red from the blush. “i….haha oh god” she said as she just jumped onto you for a embrace “it seems that miss Bona is very excited to be with you” she replied in third person, your left hand brushes her hair away for her face in order to to feel her cheeks.

“I see, maybe miss Bona will be honored to meet me tomorrow in the theater to watch the new Spider-Man?” you ask, still acting your role

“Are you inviting me to watch Spider-Man together?” she reply, as you just nod, “Great, guess i will meet you then, but i really need to go, it was very fun” she replies as another peck goes to the other cheek, as she leaves your hug, taking her bag and leaving the place, leaving you standing there in shock.

“maybe this day wasn't so bad” you thought to yourself as you just sat near your pizza, taking another munch and smiling to yourself.

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Yay another oneshot is ready, i really enjoyed writing it, again i am so excited for the new comeback of WJSN and super happy for their win in Queendom 2, have a rest of a good day leafies

#cosmic girls #wjsn smut #bona_fanfiction #kpop fanfic #wjsn bona #wjsn moodboard #wjsn icons

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s1st3r · 3 years ago

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Soo... how would the Bad Batch react to a S/O that has a very snarky/dry sense of humor? Just always cracking jokes and finding humor in everything? (Love ur content btw <3)

Thank you for your request!!! And THANK YOU IM GLAD U LIKEY!!!!

Ok I have seen this but knew it would take me hours to write so I was waiting for the write moment! (get it? write = right? teehee) talk about a terribly dry sense of humour my goodness.

How Would The Bad Batch React to a Snarky/Witty/Dry Sense of Humour Significant Other (s/o)

Factz: Not even kidding, I feel like the boys would kill for a hella sassy partner in crime.

Hunter

Oh my gosh they are literally best friends!!! They speak in a very similar style to each other.

Hunter expects a little bit of snark from Cross, sarcasm from Echo, and quips from Tech, but when his s/o just dishes his dry humour right back at him the first time they meet, he's like "Why was that so... hot???"

So from then on, most of the dialogue exchanged between the two of them are like super sassy comments and witty replies, until it unintentionally gradually morphs into really heavy flirting. They get so into teasing each other, the whole batch can feel the tension in the air.

Of course both are oblivious of this for the longest time.

But when eventually they do figure it out and get together, the whole batch sigh in relief thinking "finally this intense pining is over"... But it actually just gets worse?

So now during missions, the two of you verbally dance around each other like you're in some comeback war.

In the middle of a serious mission:

Hunter: "I need you here now!"

S/O: "wow wow Hunter. babe. cool your jets. i know we haven't really done it in a while but we're in the middle of a mission and-"

Hunter: "As much as I love how you think mesh'la, I think you're misreading the situation."

His s/o also keeps ruining his *tough guy* persona. During briefs, his s/o keeps making him crack his skillfully honed poker face.

The teasing through dry humour is just a really fun and goofy way to connect to each other and is their common ground of affection.

Tech

We all know Tech is a witty boi, and man do we love him for it!

Tech finds his s/o's attitude quite entertaining.

He does like it when they use their snarkiness to defend him from people that give him a hard time, but he like his s/o's humour best when it's just the two of them having fun.

I feel like Tech would find it 10x funnier if his s/o was also really smart and able to understand his technical language, because they just pass these really witty/funny quips back and forth to each other that are actually hilarious but no one understands. It's like their own hidden language.

Now we've seen Tech smile and m a y b e chuckle a little before?? But so far, we've yet to see Tech actually laugh and I headcanon that Tech snorts when he laughs. (Has anybody seen the live action TMNT?? Kinda like how Donnie laughs in those). So ohmiGOSH it's so WhOlEsOmE when his s/o makes Tech laugh!! He's so CUTE!

The rest of the batch will be out getting supplies while Echo works of the exterior hull of the ship and Tech and his s/o fix up the systems inside.

Tech laying under a panel: "Hm, this wire seems to be adhered to a far less efficient arrangement." Tech's s/o wordlessly shuffles over from their panel to analyse the problem. Their shoulders touch as they lie side by side.

S/o: "Mm, I think you're right, but see here? It looks like it's been manually transfigured. Probably by Echo in one of our many quick fixes. It looks like he's done it so he can easily access and program the flight module."

Tech: "I'm going to rewire it to-"

S/o: "To that one right?" His s/o says, suppressing a smile as they point to clearly the wrong wiring. Tech's eyes narrow and his brow furrows.

Tech: "Of course not! That would compromise the-" He catches a glimpse of his s/o's cheeky grin, "oh you're joking." His s/o bursts out laughing and he can't help the smile that stretches over his face as he shakes his head.

By the end of the repairs, the batch come back to find you both practically rolling on the ground in snorting fits of laughter.

Their humour paired with their competence makes them super attractive to him.

Wrecker

Wrecker finds his s/o's dry humour the funniest thing in the galaxy. He is one of those blessings that will always laugh at your jokes.

Which is a relief cuz I have dry humour and almost no one ever laughs at my jokes rip.

I mean, you guys saw how he reacted in ep 1 when Omega DeStRoYeD those regs in the mess hall. He was so proud and supportive of her.

So yeah he's pretty much his s/o's hype man.

He loves that his s/o's humour means that they quite enjoy playful competition and games. So they're always playing random games together, even going so far as to arm wrestle (S/o: "But we both already know who's going to win... Me. Obviously.")

And sometimes he will let his s/o win, just because he thinks it's so cute when they start flexing their arms and boasting about how strong and amazing they are.

He knows they're joking. He knows they know he let them win. But even though they've never really beaten him, he still thinks they're strong and amazing.

There is always friendly banter between the two but what Wrecker loves the most is how easy his s/o makes things for him.

He's not a natural at romance, and often finds himself making mistakes or he might do something a little awkwardly. But instead of being mad, disappointed, or judgmental, his s/o just smiles or laughs it off and walks him through things.

He feels like he can always be himself around his s/o.

Crosshair

Again, it's canon and fanon that Cross is a bit of a grumpy pants so he obviously finds his s/o's wit irritating at first. Which his s/o finds annoying, so his s/o just does it more just to get under his skin.

Totally enemies to lovers trope. I see it no other way. FiGhT me.

His s/o would make jokes all the time but I see that one day, his s/o makes a dry joke and he gives them crap for it, and they've just had enough and so they absolutely *slam* him with snark, sass, and wit that cannot be rivalled by Crosshair himself. They get right up into his face; tension as thick as s o u p.

And then he just grabs their face and makes out with them.

His s/o's like "ok" and totally rolls with it.

The Bad Batch wonder why they don't fight as much anymore (not that they're complaining).

Now they both use their sass to bully the regs.

They kinda become this unbeatable pair of unrivalled attitude. Unlike Hunter and his s/o who use it to tease each other, while Cross and his s/o do that a little too, they mostly direct their humour and sarcasm outward. Cross's s/o is a little more good natured than him though and will pull him in when he goes a bit too far.

He generally finds his s/o's humour quite funny now (though he'll never admit it), and the fact that he smiles a little more doesn't go unnoticed by his brothers.

Echo

Ok while Hunter is master of the dry humour, Echo is KING of sarcasm.

Having said that, I feel like Echo would actually far more appreciate light humour over sass/snark/wit/etc.

I think after being through the crap he's been through, echo baby just needs a light hearted, positive beam of sunshine in his life and his s/o is it.

He loves that his s/o always has a way of making others laugh and smile, even on really hard missions and in rough times.

I think his s/o having a lighter humour also makes him feel safer. Like there's no chance of miscommunication whereby this s/o accidently hits a sensitive topic. His s/o sticks to surface level humour which makes it easy to digest.

They are also absolutely fantastic at telling funny stories which is a real treat when his s/o will retell stories about some of the missions the Bad Batch has done and they just execute the story perfectly.

Echo is in love with his s/o's laugh and thinks it's so cute when they giggle at their own jokes.

He'll never say it, but his s/o's humour sometimes reminds Echo of Fives and Cutup, which is a bit bittersweet for him.

They say that "a joyful heart is good medicine" and for Echo that couldn't be more true. His s/o's joyful heart and nature revive and heal him. He is so much happier because of them and will tell them so in between little kisses as his s/o giggles playfully at his gentle yet eager ministrations.

~ Sister

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katsukisbimbo · 4 years ago

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DDAENG

✯ pairing: hawks x reader

✯ genre: FLUFFYYDS!!

✯ summary: fan! hawks meeting his newly debuted idol crush y/n at a fansign!

✯wordcount: 2.1k+

✯warning: just swearing and hawks being thirsty <3

✯ note: this literallt came to me because i was trying to turn @hoodtoshi into a bts stan (lowkey succeeded) and i was jus like yea, thirsty hawks

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- you were nervous

- this was your first fan meet after all,, but you were still nervous

- you were only 19 and had already debuted!!

- that didn’t happen to just anyone!!

- you worked super hard to get to where you are today!! everyone knew that!!

- you sighed as your make-up artist continued to paint your lips a dark red colour

- you honestly didn’t look like yourself, but this was to keep up the whole idol image i guess

- “jinhee, how many people are outside? i’m sure only two people came to see me..” you pouted, resulting in your make-up artist to smack your cheek lightly

- “dOn’t say that you dummy! i’m sure a lot of people came to see you!” she scolded, wiping off the excess makeup on a towel

- “now get out, you’re done”

- “i don’t wanna”

- she raised a newspaper and flexed, ready to beat the fuck out of you if she heard another whisper of self-deprecation from you

- “fine! i’m going!” you grumbled, pouting at oncoming soreness of your feet from your heels

- why did idols have to wear heels anyway?

- okay no, you knew why, but sTill!! they sucked!

- you smiled as you saw the buffet table

- one little snack wouldn’t hurt

- >:)

- “keigo stop fuckign puSHING”

- “im so EXCITED!! i’m meeting THE y/n you SLUTBAG!!” keigo yelled as he shook his companion

- dabi sometimes questioned why he was still friends with keigo

- “i SEE that you asshole”

- keigo took this opportunity to punch dabi in the arm, causing dabi to retaliate, causing kEigo to retaliate, causing dAb-

- okay so

- “i’ve been in love with her ever since she debuted!! and she debuted ALONE!! a whole solo artist!! the talent!! the beauty!! i’m in love!!”

- dabi raised a brow at his friend

- “didn’t you tweet about wanting to ‘put a baby inside of her’?”

- keigo felt his cheeks heat up at the possibility of you seeing his indecent tweets about you

- what if you had seen? what if you think he’s a creep? what if you already hated him??

- keigo felt his anxiety creep onto his shoulders as he continued to overthink, not realizing that they were already next to go in

- ruh roh raggy

- keigo didn’t know anything BUT anxiety

- rip keigo we’ll miss you big daddy :,(

- “please come in, please don’t shout”

- whO was shouting?? nobody was shouting

- keigo wasn’t gonna shout

- as keigo was about to shout, he felt himself be silenced by his partner

- all keigo could feel was betrayal

- “calm down you hot dog, you’re going to TALK to her in person jfc. you can tell her how much you want to father her children then”

- it was almost time and you were STILL at the food table

- you saw a small intern approach you with an uneasy look on her face

- she was for sure about to reprimand you

- “m-ms. y/n,, we have to go now!” she stuttered

- she was sO! cute you just couldn’t say no

- so you decided to just sneak a few bags of chips under your skirt before smiling and quickly following her

- you made your way to the stage, peeking behind the curtains

- you saw a huge crowd of people, mostly males, but one man who sat near the front caught your eye

- he had bright yellow eyes with matching blond hair, even wearing some eyeliner

- the unknown male looked absolutely delectable

- he made you bark a little tbh

- you took a deep breath before you were pushed by your manager on the stage, cheers suddenly reaching your ears as your fans confessed their love for you

- quit shamelessly might you add

- you blushed as you watched the cute blond-haired man cup his hands around his mouth and yell—

- “I LOVE YOU Y/N! IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!” he yelled, gaining the attention of everyone in the room

- soon everyone started to yell that they were your biggest fan and that the blond man could never even compare

- but the man had nothing but a satisfied smirk plastered on his handsome face

- did he enjoy starting riots?

- you sat on the chair, placing your hands on top of the table

- this was a small table ngl

- luckily there was a sheet on the table, hiding your nervously bouncing legs

- just imagine watching a fancam of you bouncing your leg

- people would still thirst for that

- anyway

- “thank you guys for coming! i’m so excited to meet you all!” you started, smiling at the large number of people

- “you guys can ask me questions or some things? i don’t know?” you laughed, feeling slightly awkward

- you didn’t know how to be a person

- “can you do a dance for us!!” a young boy, about the age of 7 yelled, jumping up and down in front of his seat

- “what dance?” you queried, raising your brow in curiosity

- “move by taemin!!” he cheered, immediately dancing

- you laughed at his adorable actions

- you were totally gonna dance for him!

- you got up as the music started to play in the background, moving to the side of the table and sensually moving to the beat while the audience watched intently

- you carefully moved your hips, hitting all the right beats

- this wasn’t any different than dancing in front of the camera people, plus you had to get used to an audience

- it also wasn’t any different from how you had to dance to kpop songs from when you were younger for your family!!

- (no, literally. the amount of times i had to dance to 2NE1’s i am the best, girls generation’s gee, and wonder girls’ nobody. the dances are engraved in my head. 6 year old giri had to dance or else)

- as the song faded out, you held your pose before bowing, smiling at the little boy who continued to hype you up

- “holy fuck.. dabi that was hot” hawks whispered, tightening his grip around his friends sleeve

- “jeez kei, ease up a bit” dabi complained, prying his friends hand off of him

- “oh my god she’s such a great dancer, do you think she’ll like me if i learn how to dance too?” he questioned, grabbing his friend by the front of his shirt, pissing dabi off once more

- “no. not if you don’t stop being a fuckinf weirdo”

- hawks pouted

- dabi grinned

- how cruel

- “does anyone else have a request?”

- “WAP!!” a number of people yelled, resulting in your face heating up

- how would they suggest such a lewd dance!

- especially when there were children here!

- “haha! that doesn’t seem very appropriate!” you laughed it off, trying your best to mask your uncomfortableness

- hopefully this would end soon

- “no! can you dance to gashina please!” a girl yelled, catching your attention

- hm, gashina was actually a very good suggestion

- you could do this! you could be as great as sunmi!

- okay maybe no. sunmi was a god <3

- you did the routine, catching the eyes and the hearts of the audience

- “fuck i think i’m in love dabi” hawks whined, clutching his chest

- he had a lovesick expression plastered on his face

- he was totally whipped for you, no doubt about it

- before you knew it, it was time for the fans to have a minute to speak to you and for them to get their albums signed!

- you had recently debuted with your album, dawn in tokyo

- you had taken inspiration from the time where you had left your hotel at dawn and walked around the streets of tokyo, sitting near a bridge and writing lyrics for some of the songs in the album

- hence the name of the album

- most of your album was written in japan

- hawks felt himself get more excited as he came closer to you, holding tightly to the fabric of his friends jacket, which wouldn’t surely gotten him slapped if you weren’t so near

- before he knew it, he was already next in line, dabi already sitting in front of your figure while holding your soft, delicate looking hand in his large ugly ones

- this made hawks’ chest bubble with jealousy

- >:(

- sure, you had a large fan base, but it still hurt to see people touch you the way he wanted to

- it was now his turn, he walked up the stairs with his wobbly knees, wanting to just sit and be near you

- he knew that you would be able to calm his nerves, or make him spontaneously combust

- “hey! i’m y/n! nice to meet you!” you smiled, out-stretching your hand to him, offering to place your hand in his own

- he swiftly, but gently grasped your hand, before placing it on his cheek, letting you hold the soft chub of his cheek

- no fan had been this brave to do this. it was quite surprising to be honest

- he wasn’t breaking any rules so you decided to fuck it and go with it

- you placed both your hands on his cheeks, slightly squishing them together, causing him to adorably pout

- “dash not nishe” he mumbled, brows furrowing

- you laughed before letting go of his face, bringing your hands back to your side of the table

- “you’re so cute! can i sign your album for you?” you smiled, tilting your head to the side

- hawks just..dieded

- mans said peace out

- your beauty was incomprehensible

- phew, he had to get his shit together! he was trying to impress u! he wanted to be the mc in a wattpad story

- we all wanna be y/n

- anywayss

- “sure dove! u can make it out to keigo, u can put your number in it too ;)” he winked

- KDNDHSK

- DID HE—

- DID HE JUST ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER

- LIKE—

- nobody:

- y/n: i’m not gon do it girl.. i’m just thinking about it

- “ah! sorry cutie! i’m not allowed to share my number :333”

- you tried to laugh as you died inside

- he smiled, before placing a kiss on your fingertips

- “don’t worry dove,i respect that” he winked

- BARK BARK

- “i have some gifts for you!” he announced, placing the huge paper bag on top of the table

- he first pulled out your favourite snack before handing it to you

- how did he get these??

- omg

- then, he brought out a bottle of perfume, and a new song writing notebook!

- this was great!!

- “oh my gosh! keigo! you’re too sweet” you cooed,

- this was a lot

- “i also have something else.. would you wear this flower crown for me and do some fan-service?” he queried

- of course you would!

- you nodded before placing the flower crown on top of your head

- “what do you want me to say?”

- “say.. i’ll be a good dove for hawks. is that okay?” he smirked, tracing small circles into the palm of your hands

- w-wHAT

- was this legal

- your managers were literally ignoring you—

- “o-oh! sure! uhm-“

- god you were going to regret this

- “i-i’ll be a good dove for hawks!” you whimpered, showing off your practiced aegyo

- “ahhh! my heart!” he gasped, dramatically clutching his chest

- “excuse me, we need the next fan to come up” you manager tapped the both of your arms

- you nodded before smiling at hawks and waving goodbye

- you were going to miss him :((

- ig it just wasn’t meant to be

- the night you had gotten home, you decided to go through your gifts

- you were particularly interested in the gift you had gotten from the blond man

- it was really sweet of him to get you a notebook

- the moment you had opened it, you had noticed that something was written on the first page

- ‘xxx-xxx-xxxx call me pretty girl <3’

- he was a bold onealright

- you were contemplating on actually calling him

- he could leak your number!

- well, you could just wait for him to speak

- fuck it

- you dialed the number on your phone and waited as it rang

- “hello?”

- “i-is this keigo?”

- “hey dove, i’m glad you called”

- y/n: i did it :33

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binniedeactivated · 4 years ago

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𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒; 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞

“winter! it’s nice to see you”. Pd-nim greeted as she walked in, sarai immediately drops her things to run and hug yeonjun’s legs. “junnie!”.

“hey, same here!”. winter replies, peering over at yeonjun and sarai who happened to be already talking about god knows what.

“thank you so much for letting sarai record again. she such a cute and bright girl. everyone loved her”.

winter nods and smiles, “I’m grateful that my baby has this opportunity”.

“yes! so sarai’s hair and wardrobe stylist is here. we thought we’d give her an even brighter, cutesy look today. we’ll be helping her get settled, you can watch the recording session or you can come back and pick her up. it’s all up to you”.

it was evident that winter’s smile was gradually fading when she casts her eyes on yeonjun and in exchange yeonjun was casting his eyes on her. he had this sullen, sorrowful aura in his eyes whenever he looked at her. it was almost as if he was apologizing through them.

but apologies don’t work that way, choi yeonjun.

she hadn’t noticed PD-nim had already walked off and now it was yeonjun’s turn to approach her while sarai got ready for the recording. “hey,”. he greeted hesitantly. if only he knew about the flames he sparked whenever winter saw his face.

yeonjun looks around before he says something else. “I’m grateful that you’re letting me do this. regardless of how you feel about me”.

“I’m only doing this because I know it’ll break sarai’s heart if I don’t let her. none of this is for you. and it will never be”.

“winter--”.

“I said I don’t want you talking to me. why are you still going?”. she grumbles before turning and walking off. she’d rather pick sarai up later. there was no way she could stay here in the same presence as yeonjun.

“mommy will be back later to get you okay? be good i love you”. she plants a kiss on the girl’s forehead before leaving shortly.

yeonjun sat at the table diligently like he was told. he didn’t know what the content of the video was going to be today. but the camera crew knew at least. he drums his fingers on the table, trying to think of ways he could apologize to winter.

“junnie i’m done!”.

sarai runs her little legs to the table beside yeonjun. yeonjun thought she looked so cute in her two big curly puff ponytails and bright pink ribbons wrapped around them both. she had a bright pink shirt and a tutu on,it was clear to see that yeonjun wasn’t the star of the show here.

but he didn’t mind.

“Woahhh look at you!”. He hypes. She smiles with her hands on her hips. “thank you! I like these colors”.

within moments the camera men layered a whole bunch of food on the table, mostly famous korean food. they then gave them both two high definition microphones, and it was there were yeonjun figured they were doing an ASMR mukbang.

“Recording in 3, 2, 1!”.

“Hiii I’m yeonjun from tomorrow by together!”.

“Hii im Sarai!”.

Yeonjun smiles, “and today we’re going to be doing—“.

“an ASMR mukbang!!”.

The both of them screeched with excitement. Yeonjun thought it was kind of funny. Especially since the both of them never really rehearsed a real script, they were just really happy about food. Which the camera crew playfully scolded them about considering the fact that it was an ASMR so they would have to be whispering.

yeonjun picks up a black and red packet of noodles and holds it up the camera. He puts it against his microphone and crinkles the plastic. Sarai laughs at his dramatic behavior. “Do you know what these are Sarai?”. He whispers.

“No!”.

“this is jjajangmyeon. Black bean paste noodles. Also one of Korea’s most favorite dishes”. he grabs the bowl of already-made jjajangmyeon and stirs it with chopsticks. He was sure to wrap the noodles around them both just before holding them to Sarai’s lips.

She hesitantly slurps them in the microphone, making things louder and messier than they were supposed to be. Leaving yeonjun laughing and wiping her lips shortly after.

“Mmm! Thats—how do you say delicious in korean junnie?”. She whispers.

“Mah-shi-seo-yo!”.

she gives the camera a thumbs up. “mah-shi-seo-yo!”.

Sarai then picks up a tray of sushi rolls, trying her hardest to read the name. “And this is gimbap! I have no clue what’s in it but I know it’s famous in korea! right junnie?”.

yeonjun laughs and then nods. “yes. It’s a seaweed wrapped—“. cutting him off was Sarai crinkling the plastic wrap into the mic after she took it off the tray. she grabs a pair of chopsticks and attempts to hold them like yeonjun taught her. she grabs a sushi roll and holds it to his lips.

he wasn’t expecting that of course but couldn’t help her cuteness so he ate it anyways, making sure to leave his munching for the microphone. Sarai leans over and plays with his cheeks while he was doing so. he chuckles a little,

“what are you doing?”.

“you have squishy cheeks!”.

“we’re supposed to be eating”.

“you look like a chipmunk when you eat”.

yeonjun laughs silently. “it’s your turn to try the gimbap”. he takes his chopsticks and swiftly picks one up and lets her bite into it. she chews weirdly trying to create a good review of the food. “it tastes funny”.

“you don’t like it?”.

“ummmm”. she hums kind of indecisive. she wanted to like it, it was just, the flavors were kind of new to her.

“it’s okay if you don’t. just because you’re korean doesn’t mean you have to like all korean foods”.

“well, what if people don’t think I’m korean because I don’t like gimbap?”.

“that’s alright. you don’t have to care about what others say to you”.

“but why not?”.

“because you’re pretty, you’re funny, and you’re smart--you have to know who you are so when people say hurtful things it won’t hurt your feelings”.

sarai smiles a little and nods. she adored yeonjun so much. “my mommy says that. she says black is beautiful and that black is bold”.

yeonjun scoots the bowl of bimbibap towards them. “it is. that’s one thing you should always be proud of before anything else. be proud of your skin color”.

she laughs a little. “you should be proud of your skin color too junnie. even if you’re white”.

he almost spit out his second serving of bimbibap. “hey! I’m not white it’s the makeup”. he harshly whispers. sarai continues her laughter. “in korea pale skin is the standard. so a lot of kpop stars wear lighter makeup”.

“oh! so you’re light-skinned?”.

yeonjun snorts and nods his head. “yes. yes I’m light skinned”.

“do the light-skinned face junnie!”.

“light skinned face?”.

“yeah! squint your eyes together and make duck lips! like this”. she demonstrates, making yeonjun almost die laughing. he kept forgetting that this was supposed to be an asmr so they were supposed to be eating. but sarai was hilarious.

“we have to eat now”. yeonjun encourages, forking his chopsticks through the bimbibap. sarai crosses her arms. “I’m not eating until you make the face”.

yeonjun laughs, “but why?”.

“because it’s funny!”.

“fine fine!”. yeonjun gives in. sarai sits on her knees in the chair anticipating it all. he quickly copies the face she was doing making her die laughing this time. not just her, but the camera crew and production team as well. yeonjun could only hope they were going to edit that out later if he looked as dumb as he thought he looked.

“and cut! good job!”. the crew claps and yeonjun claps as well. for sarai mainly, she almost ate everything in one sitting.

“you full yet?”. yeonjun asks. she holds her stomach. “am I! I feel like i’m going to explode!”.

he holds his hand up for her to smack, “good job today. I think people are going to really like this video. everyone loves you so much”.

she smacks it and purses her lips shortly after. she looks around, thinking a bit. it was hard to feel good about anything these days with those school kids on her mind. “i wish everyone at school loved me like you guys do”. she mumbles.

“really? why don’t they love you?”.

she fiddles with the ruffles on her tutu. “because i don’t have a dad”.

yeonjun blinks. “people can’t just not like you because you don’t have a dad, that doesn’t make sense and it isn’t fair to you. plus it’s not that you don’t have one, you just don’t know him yet”.

she adjusts herself in her chair. “try telling those kids that. as soon as i told them that just my mommy takes care of me they started making fun of me”.

yeonjun sighs, he realized he hated seeing her sad. it broke his heart. he saw why winter often gave her what she wanted.

“can I hug you?”. he asks, and she raises her arms up. he slides into them perfectly, hugging her and rubbing her back little while doing so.

that must’ve been what it felt like, sarai thought.

yeonjun had the dad hug she wanted to feel. one that was full of love and warmth, one that she didn’t want to let go from. he pulls back.

“don’t let those kids mess with you. everyone’s life isn’t perfect so they have no business making fun of yours. plus you’re a star. who cares about what they think”.

“junnie?”.

“yes?”.

“if i get famous, do you promise you’ll still be my friend?”.

winter stands at the doorway, overhearing them both. they hadn’t known she was even there.

yeonjun holds up his pinky. “i promise I’ll always be your friend”.

she loops her smaller one around his and smiles softly. “it’s a deal!”.

#yeonjun #choi yeonjun #txt imagines #yeonjun imagines #yeonjun drabbles #yeonjun mini series #bugsbinnie

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tarantulas4davey · 4 years ago

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okay hi??? thank u for appreciating the space nerds????? i just love em a lot ok me al and rai worked really hard on the nasa au (we did not. we talked about it for like an hour and half of it was specs committing race slander but it's honest work)

feel free to ✨share ur thoughts with the class✨ about it anytime you want cause i am absolutely Useless when it comes to this au, i am clueless to anything that doesn't revolve around theatre or greek mythology (you can imagine how hyped i was about hadestowm lmao) so nasa is,,,,,,, a little out of my limits,,, but i did it for ralbert cause they deserve it

interesting thought tho. i should make a greek mythology au.

yea that's all thank u for being cool :)

omg hi !! i absolutely adore it !! i write kind of a lot for them, obviously, but i just get like,,,,, SO hype about aus and well done stories and things. i’m a simple being with simple needs and the space nerds au fit thats beautifully 👏

im like,,,,,, a very lowkey space nerd?? i’m a HIGHKEY theater and greek myth nerd (that au IS a thought you should act on cause that’s ✨✨) but most of the thoughts my brain thunk up is just,,,, cute ralbert things cause i get REALLY hyper focused on them tbh

ofc ! ik people saying nice things about my work and stuff when thats genuinely what they’re thinking is always encouraging for me to keep writing (even if i wouldn’t stop writing if everyone hated it cause ✨i cannot stop talking✨) but yee. you’re always so sweet about my writing so i though i’d share the appreciation :)

if you haven’t yet, go read the original post here cause i love it,,,, like a lot :)) so yeah <3

alright to it’s time to ✨share the thoughts with the class✨ cause there’s a lot of them

- so,,,, nasa hasn’t exactly figured out intergalactic cell phones yet, obviously, but because they both work at the same place (in almost the same job, albert just goes into the field and race works from the office, so to speak) albert can send little video diaries for race and race can send little home updates for al so they’re not COMPLETELY out of the loop when they see eachother again

- the same way that albert seemingly doesn’t understand basic geography, race shows al a picture of him and the night when he finally comes home like “babe i think you blinked” and albert’s brain full of constellation knowledge just short circuits like “i- that’s the big dipper wha- wrong side of the planet hon 🤚” like he didn’t JUST send picture of him and africa like ‘your hair looks weird in this one’ dhshdhd

- as we’ve mentioned, they’re disgustingly cute. every person not in a relationship of some kind vaguely avoids them for at least a week after al gets home cause they’re just SO mushy. luckily most of their friend group is either ace/aro or in a relationship so it’s not too bad, but even they can’t always handle the ridiculousness that IS ralbert right after al gets back

- albert was interviewed by some fancy magazine because,,,, hes an astronaut, hello??? and the whole thing was basically just him rambling about race. he mentions him no less than 12 times, goes on a tangent about how they both work at nasa but have been together since way before that, and generally just how in love with him he is. the headline is something super gross and annoying about al being the first openly gay astronaut and al acts like he didn’t know what happened but specs was in the room and he’s like “👁👄👁 you talked about actually BEING an astronaut for 5 minutes before you got sidetracked by the idea of race’s face.”

- race still gets his work done, but specs is honestly impressed by race’s ability to just,,,,, miss his boyfriend for 6 months every year. for the first month or so he’s nearly inconsolable but throws himself into his work, even if it’s not as well done as when al is home. and then he’s just vaguely sulky for the next 4 months, and only gets super race-like and energetic when he gets video diaries from albert. and for the last month he straight up doesn’t sleep for most of it cause he’s too excited for al to be home but also so DONE with waiting to see him again. he’s an extrovert and has been around albert almost his entire life, he genuinely isn’t the same when he’s not around.

- race is in albert’s phone as ‘my home’ and albert is in race phone as ‘my star’ and i hate them both in the most loving way possible. also as much shit as they gave the other for those pictures, al’s lockscreen is still race and the big dipper, and race’s is still albert and africa.

i think that’s all i got for them for now, but i’ll probably think up some other things about these guys at some point cause i just,,,,,, adore them. thank you so much for like,,,, creating this and asking me to share my thoughts cause i love them and have many thoughts about stuff like this all the time ✨

#newsies #livesies #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #never not read the tags #ralbert #spam ralbert gang #space nerds tag #they !!!!#nasa ralbert #i would die for both of them in a heartbeat #chandler’s ✨losing it✨

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wonderland-in-bloom · 5 years ago

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the best with you here

[malleus draconia x reader]

anon asked: Hi~, first let me tell you that I love the way you write and that’s why I want to ask you a request is you don’t mind, maybe a reader who hate make birthday parties because have the superstition that bad things always happen that day, but she notice and feels bad that no one invite Malleus at any event so with her b-day close decide made a costume party with the purpose to invite Malleus, but she invite him in the most top secret because she don’t want that the others get scared for his presence

omg im blushing 0///-///0 thank uu anon! i love how all of your guys’s requests are so cute and so creative aaaa

♡

BIRTHDAY parties were never really your thing. ever since you were younger, you couldn’t even remember the last time you had a birthday party. even your parents knew you had a thing against it. you just believed that there was something wrong with it. you always had a gut feeling that something bad was just gonna happen. it doesn’t give you good vibes either. and thus you decided to avoid them your whole life, so you were never really hyped about your birthday. but this year...something changed.

ever since enrolling into night raven college you noticed one thing that a lot of students had in common (besides rushing to get food at the cafeteria by the bakery that comes once a month) and that was the fact that malleus draconia was never invited to anything. and when you mean anything, you mean anything. you honestly felt bad for that poor guy, and you knew that he always wanted to be in events but again...everyone was just scared of him you guess. “(y/n)-chan is it true your birthay is coming up soon?” riddle asked you while all of the students in heartslabyul was having an un-birthday party. “ah are you going to throw a birthday party?” ace asked you. “hmm...i think so.” cater heard this and spit his tea out back into the cup. “WHAT?! YOU?! A BIRTHDAY PARTY?!” he choked out. you two had been best friends since childhood and he’s heard plenty of your rants about not wanting to have birthday parties.

“yeah...i feel like this year i should change things up. after all, it is somewhat of an important age this year.” you shrugged. “WOAH! THAT’S COOL! prefect riddle can we have the party in the heartslabyul garden then?” ace asked him. riddle sighed but nodded anyways. “considering (y/n) is a part of heartslabyul. not to mention this is one of her first birthday parties i assume. and well, you can’t go wrong with too many parties...i don’t see why not?” everyone in the table cheered and honestly so did you. you just avoided birthday parties so often you forgot how the superstition started anyways. “so, who are you going to be inviting (y/n)?” trey asked you. you had the thought lingering in the back of your head. you were definitely going to invite malleus. you just had to keep it a secret from the other students. but how..? “i’m thinking some students from savanaclaw...you know like jack, maybe leona and ruggie too. i guess why not invite jade and floyd too they seem fun...azul as well. kalim would definitely make the party more alive and jamil’s gotta be there to make sure he doesn’t burn the gardens down.” and thus the list continued but not once did you mention malleus’s name.

“ne, what about the theme? is there going to be one?” cater asked all excitedly. you thought about it for a while, that’s when an excellent idea came in mind. “a costume party sounds fun.” the people around you starts getting riled up and excited. it did sound fun. and it was an excellent way to sneak malleus to your party without anyone noticing. “alright! i’m excited for this! can’t wait to take a lot of pictures too!” cater pulled you close to him. “you can count on your best friend/party planner cater!” you giggled but excused yourself from the unbirthday party a little bit early. “where are you going (y/n)?” deuce asked you. “i have something to take care of! and you know, maybe start inviting people if i bump into them.” you smiled and hurriedly left the heartslabyul dorm. you weren’t going to go and storm into the diasomnia dorms so you decided you’d look for malleus in that one place you always see him lurking. and you were right. he was just walking around the abandoned ramshackle dorm. “malleus-kun!” you waved over to him and he was honestly a bit shocked. you two weren’t total strangers but you two weren’t the closest of friends either.

truth be told you might even have a little teeny tiny crush on him, but you never told anyone that, and even you refused to accept it yourself. you ran towards his way and greeted him. “so listen...i’m going to have a birthday in two weeks time and i was thinking...if you wanted to come?” his eyes widened. “i’m invited?” you smiled and nodded. “of course you are! what kind of person would i be if i didn’t invite you?” he chuckled and rested his hand on your shoulder. “you certainly are different from the others.” alright you were screaming inside. “but the others..?” you sighed. of course he’d ask that. he’s fully aware that people doesn’t like him near them. poor thing. “i actually decided to make it a costume party. you know so people actually won’t really know.” it was him who sighed this time. “(y/n) are you sure you want me there? is it not too much of a hassle if i went?” you’d honestly have the guts to steal vil’s cosmetics to have malleus come to your party. “yes of course! you are invited! i really don’t mind what the others think. and besides as the birthday girl, you are expected to come and if you don’t...” you trailed off trying to think of a sorry excuse of a punishment. “i’ll slap you!” you realized how stupid that sounded and blushed. he just chuckled. adorable he thought to himself.

“alright then i’ll be there.” he smirked. “how will you know it’s me though? am i not supposed to be a secret?” you smirked back at him. “of course i will. i’ll recognize you anywhere. i’m just curious to see what kind of costume you’ll try to impress me with.” and with that you left running back to the heartslabyul dorm. you had to admit, you were actually really excited up to the point where you couldn’t even sleep. the next two weeks were just filled with planning, preparations, and countless nights of you just hugging your pillow out of pure excitement. the night finally came when you were having your party. cater insisted that the birthday girl should be relaxing and just waiting for everyone to pile inside but you really wanted to greet everyone who entered. and honestly it was just an excuse you’d greet malleus. so during the night of the party you greeted everyone who came. you loved seeing everyone else’s costumes. ruggie dressed up as leona and you found that super cute. kalim dressed up in super colorful and flashy feathers resembling some type of parrot? and jamil wore an outfit which somewhat resembled a serpent. by the time almost everyone you invited showed up he still hasn’t shown up. you sighed and started to turn back, heading to the crowd but you felt a hand grasp you.

“i didn’t want to get slapped by the birthday girl, so i followed her wishes.” you turned around and laughed when you saw what he wore. he was some kind of reaper, with a skeletal mask and cloak covering his horns, but you could recognize those piercing green eyes from anywhere. “you actually made it.” you were overjoyed. malleus looked up and down, assessing what you were wearing. you were wearing a long, bold red dress with a couple of gold lace detailing here and there. your hair was done in a bun and your makeup was perfect (props to pro tips from vil and rook). “hmm...is this not supposed to be a costume party? i don’t know what kind of costume you’re wearing.” he joked and you were actually a little bit shocked that the infamous malleus draconia could crack up a joke. “you look beautiful anyways.” he bent down and lifted up his mask and kissed your hand. OKAY. YOU DIED. on the other hand however, you had a great time at the party. everyone was really fun and no one even noticed that malleus was there. you glanced at him a couple of times and looked at how happy he was, and honestly, that made you really happy. by the end of the night most of the students started leaving except for your closest friends. as you finished saying goodbyes to some of the students malleus tugged on your hand.

“come here i have to show you something.” so you followed malleus (wherever he was taking you) and trailed behind him. “close your eyes.” you didn’t trust him and pouted. “you won’t fall don’t worry. wouldn’t want to be ruining that pretty face of yours.” so you listened to him and hopefully he wasn’t lying. he carefully guided you and even caught you in some instances where you almost tripped. “okay. now open your eyes.” your eyes fluttered open to reveal a serene, tranquil lake. the moon reflected on it’s surface and fireflies floated around it’s surroundings. “malleus...it’s so...” he brought a finger up to your lips and shushed you. with a click of his fingers, the lake illuminated with a bunch of lanterns in the shape of water lilies with a green flame. being the gentleman he is, malleus took out a blanket (out of thin air!) and set it down on the grass for you to sit on. “please.” you couldn’t stop smiling. this was the best birthday you could’ve ever asked for. you couldn’t have asked for more. the night was just filled with so many fun events and memories you would cherish forever. you and malleus talked with each other while enjoying the scenery of the lake. you stayed there until it was around 1 am and you both honestly forgot about time.

you rested your head on his shoulder and his right hand was rested on your waist. “was this a good birthday?” you smiled. “the best.” you looked up at him. “besides, you’re here with me. i couldn’t ask for more.” the lanterns dimmed and you two were only illuminated by the moonlight. adds to the atmosphere. he leaned down while you leaned forwards. both of your lips met. you smiled into the kiss and not long after, pulled away to gasp for air. your foreheads rested against each other’s. “happy birthday (y/n). i love you.”

“i love you too, malleus.” and from that day onwards, you were always looking forward to your birthday even more.

BONUS: “where the hell did (y/n) run off to?!” ace complained as his back was sore from cleaning up after the party. “well she is the birthday girl, so i guess it’s fine if she doesn’t clean up.” deuce added. riddle, trey, cater, deuce, and ace were going all around the school to find you. they passed by a lake and saw two figures sitting by the shore. the five popped their heads out from a bush and died when they saw that it was you and malleus. ace and deuce were about to scream but were quickly silenced using magic by riddle. “AAAAH! TOTES SHIP THIS!” cater squealed to himself as he took a picture of the of the both of you. cater kept telling you since you were kids that one day, somethings gonna make you look forward to your birthday. and he was right.

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okay this was long and i spent a way longer time writing this. IT WAS SO DAMN CUTE I COULDN’T HELP IT. I DIED WRITING IT TOO LIKE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I JUST SQUEALED TO MYSELF AAAAAA. anyways, for those celebrating their birthday in lockdown (like yours truly a while back), hopefully this fic can make you somewhat happier and hopefully you’ll still have a good one even in situations like these :))

love, a♕

#twisted wonderland #disney #disney twisted wonderland #night raven college #diasomnia #malleus draconia #malleus draconia oneshot #malleus draconia x reader #malleus draconia imagine #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland oneshots #heartslabyul #riddle rosehearts #trey clover #cater diamond #deuce spade #ace trappola #a♕ couldnt stop smiling when writing this and honestly she just died

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gerrimime · 4 years ago

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Thoughts post the chapter 63 of the fairy tail 100 year quest

*breathes deeply*

Ok so the new chapter for fairy tail 100 year quest finally came out and when I saw the cover I literally was sooo freaking hyped ( due to the nalu obviously) but then I read it and was like …

Oh well that was short.

Meh.

First let’s talk about the positives..

JERZA that’s all !!! I mean they fully, greatly, totally deserved it and I am glad that now finally they can move to somewhere solid. That being said jerza is probably the only couple who was in terms with their feelings for the LONGEST time. They didn’t have much moments but they both knew their love for each other heck they almost even kissed (while others here are like yay we hugged, yipee) The only thing keeping them was jellal’s guilt and now that it is outta the way … jerza can happen scratch that it IS happening. Its amazing and I ain’t complaining 😊 good for you jellal.

And now my actual rant..

Gale is adorable but they now have their happy ending of sorts they love each other, are happy and are about to have a baby, and from the earlier chapter gajeel’s slight insecurities were also dealt with beautifully.. now they can roll in here and there with small moments and that’d be enough... I mean getting married would be the only new development for them but I don’t think it’ll change much relationship and story wise.

Gruvia …. HUH…they make me want to die like wtf are you guys doing… juvia is so patient I swear.. Gray you know what, you are really being unfair . the amount of development gruvia had during the alvarez arc was already so huge that gray should have kept his promise and given her a straight answer like ….just..ahhhh..it would have been nice to see them develop while being in a commited relationship. Its so aggravating just talking about it.. in this series they literally had 3 whole chapters with gruvia being the focus .. like lets ignore the would be’s of alvarez arc ending ;after the rain hill chapter gray should have confessed like this is too much .. and now too in this chapter they are like hehhehehe we’re hugging wohoo.( well at lest he isn’t swatting her away now but still..like…uhhh)

i’m honestly bored. I love the couple but its gone too far they literally sacrificed themselves for the other; honestly if the next time they don’t kiss/become official when they share a moment I wouldn’t even give a tiny little damn about it…. its too frustrating and outstretched. Seriously like when gray pulled juvia towards himself in the ice and water chapter I wasn’t even moved I was ok …anything else…

Huuhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuu…. I’ll shutup about them now; honestly now I feel like they take up and waste precious panels that could be used for another ship or for the story in general with their lack of development. I don’t wanna ruin this ship for myself but its starting to happen now. Gray’s acknowledgement is great and all but it has too little impact after all this time. He’s telling juvia to wait since forever....I swear if it wasn’t for juvia, gray would die alone( got a little dark there but idk anymore).

Now finally NALU . mashima is literally killing me with this I don’t even.. I cant even express myself rationally now. Nalu had one only ONE freaking panel with some concrete development at the end of chapter 22 and it didn’t really develop into anything big later too.. I feel like they have the purest bond out of any other goddamn ship and have gone through so much together and done so much for each other.

But no matter how much they fight for one another, support one another it’s never direct.. or discussed about. Literally anytime they have a major moment either one of them is in a death battle hanging to life or just plainly out of their senses. They always know it’s the other who supported and helped them (which is soo pure ..i’m crying) but they are also apart during these crucial moments… natsu was almost dead .. lucy saved him but they never freaking talked about it or felt the other’s emotions first-hand. Eg: gruvia; they sacrificed themselves for each other but they had their interaction then and there. Heck gale confessed in similar situations. nalu really needs something huge and literally thrown to their faces considering that they are the BIGGEST dorks and the densest people out there when it comes to realizing the severity of their relationship….. sure let’s say that they are slightly aware but they really need a push to reach that level..

Seeing the cover I really hoped at least there could be a silent epiphany from at least natsu’s side but …I’m honestly disappointed..

I really hope If mashima is playing the whole best for last card they better go through some realization and moments and stuff.. cause if at the literal last chapters they are like suddenly confessing and shit then … I don’t even know what to say I am already near tearing up just writing this and thinking about it - they deserve way too much than a downright plain out of the blue confession…. *really holding back tears here*(though whatever happens i’ll take it cause those babies deserve each other)

Let’s see what happens up next in the 100 year quest. Ships aside I really am enjoying the story overall and excited about the new character and the new arc but seeing how their relations are such a key factor in the story ( as they should be..) I cant help but think about it .. its been way too god damn long already.

ALSO..i REALLY really don’t want them to do any villain turned good shit with the white wizard..seeing how they are foreshadowing.. some mystery over her character .. i don’t want her to have a sob story and then suddenly turn good.. i want her to be the evil messed up person she is and go freaking die!!( yeah yeah im a bit dramatic)

this rant is over now..

*SIGH*

#nalu #jerza #gruvia #gale #fairy tail #fairy tail 100 year quest #chapter 63 #natsu #lucy #juvia #gray #natsu lucy #touka #white wizard

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shakespeareismydad · 4 years ago

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My thought process as I watch season 7 of GoT

-S07E03

-Can Cersei please shut up god, I’m so tired of listening to her talk

-Qyburn can suck a dick

-i have never hated a character more in my life

-this is painful to watch

-oh no not the ince*t, god anything but that, I’m so over it

-STOP KISSING

-no one cares if you're the queen stop fucking your brother

-i would love to see cersei burned by a dragon

-brooding buddies ahaha

-this scene is so pretty, the way his cloak blows in the wind is *chefs kiss*

-tyrion and jon interacting makes me happy

-“are you trying to present you're own statements as wise wisdom” PleaSe

-don’t make me think about robb and rickon PleaSe

-fucking lord baelish ugh

-sansa and her quick fire wit

-there are some chars i cant stand listening to

-ooh is it arya, please i hope it is,

-its bran instead oop, didn’t expect that,, hug it OUT

-bran is so pretty wow

-this is so sweet, the way the snow enhances her hair is *chefs kiss*

-oh no is Sam gonna be in trouble for helping jorah

-this is nice

-i hope sam doesnt get kicked out of the cidatal

-GO SAM

-ive heard so much about Casterly Rock and this is the first time I’m seeing it and tbh the hype wasn’t worth it

-SECRET TUNNEL!!

-pointy stick go stabby stabby

-FUCKING EURON AGAIN I SWEAR

-canny hack it, am not enjoying this

-for fuck sake the lannisters are at highgarden and for why

-I still don’t know if i like Jamie Lannister or not

-they aren’t gonna kill ornella, i hope not

-they really think they're gonna win how embarrassing

-she really just drank the wine

-the fact that jamie is jofferys dad still grosses me out

-S07E04

-pretty op scene

-Tom Hopper in game of thrones whaattttt

-Oh my god, every time i see cersei i wanna take my eyeballs out

-i don’t trust baelish with bran

-i don’t trust baelish period.

-imagine giving a kid a dagger that almost killed him i-

-i don’t want meera to leave

--alot of people died for bran ouch

-wait bran died, hol up, does that hes ACTUALLY the three eyed raven this time

-ARYA JUST GOT HOME

-they better let arya in

-Arya gone ahah

-sansa and arya moment, reunited at last

-this moment is kinda sad tbh

-this is so wholesome

-its sad again, i wish robb and rickon were here too

-”its wasted on a cripple” i bby noo

-brans wheelchair is so nifty

-i love podrick payne

-okay but theyre outfits are kinda bomb

-thats a lot of fucking dragonglass

-secret cave what will it hold

-the children and the first men are smart

-yess queen fight with them, wait bend the knee i- nevermind

-ion like this, does she really think he’ll bend the knee and the north folk will be happy

-what now

-oh no shes angry and doubting tyrion that cant be good

-jon is so pretty

-Daenerys’ shoulder broche thing is so cool, i want one

-brianne and pod training together is so nice

-im so proud of arya, what a bad bitch

-seeing arya ad brianne train has me shook

-”I’m a Bastard” me too jon me too

-ITS THEON I MISSED HIM

-uh-oh jon doesn't look happy to see theon

-are they gonna hug

-NO THEY ARENT FINNA HUG, pleas no fighting

-im glad he isnt killing theon

-the queen is gone?! Miss thing where did she go

-i can't get over the fact that tom hopper is in game of Thrones

-Fuck the queen especially Cersei

-its gone all quiet that means something bad is gonna happen oh no

-this shit gives me anxiety

-thats a lot of dothraki

-"we can hold them off" my guy no you cant

-she brought her dragon good luck holding them off now pahahah

-is this where jamie dies, I wouldn't be mad :|

-miss thing its over for them

-everything is going up in flames i- why are they still fight back at this point

-if ser bronn dies I'm gonna be mad

-sliced off the horse leg and for what

-deadass though if bronn dies I'm done

-i have so much anxiety oh no

-thats a big fucking arrow

-tyrion looks so sad oh no

-jamie is gonna die if he does boost soon

-I dont want the Dragons to get hurt ahhh

-i love bronn but king this ain't it

-HE HIT THE DRAGON THAT DANI IS ON I- THIS ISNT GOOD

-he blew the arrow thing up instead

-jamie leave youre going to die

-mayhe I don't want him to die just yet but he should listen to tyrion and fuck off

-ser bronn to the rescue?!?!

-im so stressed out ahaha

S07E05

-canny hack it they almost drowned

-jamie 'the twat' lennister

-tyrion walking through the aftermath makes me uncomfy, feels bad man

-dragon said rawr

-what the fuck kinda option is bend the knee or die

-tyrion murdered his dad and he'll do it again

-Just bend the knee it literally cant be that hard

-is she gonna feed them to the dragons

-oh my God she is, wait shes gonna roast them, that's definitely far worse than bending the knee

-ashes to ashes ig

-Cersei should be worried, Dani has three dragons why do they think they can win

-cersei gives me a headache

-jon is so pretty and for what

-mister dragon needs to chill

-is he gonna eat jon

-oh hes letting jon pet him alrightie

-it's kinda creepy seeing it up close ngl

-"gorgeous beast" PleaSe

-figure of speech yeah sure right mhmm

-didnt you want jorah dead like three seconds ago

-i fucking hate those ravens

-thats a big mountain

-thats a lot of dead folks oofdt

-oh sam

-hes a smart wee lad

-i hope they listen to sam, hes making very good point

-some of these measter are dickhead

-im so tired of bending this fucking knee

-what the fuck is a wet nurse

-how are you gonna bring a wight to the capital

-this is whisky business

-trusting a stranger is never a good idea but okay I guess

-the minute jon leave everyone starts shitting on him, what arseholes

-sansa is so pretty

-im so confused what is happening

- Ion like this

-oh no is jamie gonna kill tyrion

-not tyrion making jokes as if he isnt gonna die

-wheres gendry i miss him

-look at my mans I love him

-he looks so good,, look at him king shit

-pop off gendry with your big hammer thing,, I was not expecting that

-not miss thing tryna get bronn killed for betrayal i- 🤚🏾hold up

-IS SHE PREGNANT AGAIN OG MY FUCKING GOd,, shes really ginns have another ince*t baby i 💀,, cut the fkn camera

-gendry you had one job

-"youre alot leaner,, you're alot shorter" I king PleaSe pahahaha

-tyrion is so pretty

-jon you need to return cause like, I dont want you to die

-wait is sam leaving,, bye big library

-what is lord baelish up too now,, I'm sus

-only copy of what,, what is he doing

-is arya finna break into his room

-i dont like this,, he probably has whatever arya is looking for on him

-he hid it in the mattress that smart ngl

-what is lord baelish plotting,, it's making me unsettled

-"you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one with that fucks her brother" paahahah I cant pLease that's so fuunny

-tormund and jorah fight let's go

-"were all breathing" I mean ya I guess pahaha

-gendry is so pretty

S07E06

-they look so tiny against the snow

-"down south the air smells like pig shit" "you've never been down south" "I've been to winterfell" "that's the north" "pfftt" I love that whole interaction

-does tormund wanna fuck gendry i- pahahah

-hes allowed to be mad at you for selling him

-jorah and jon are having a moment bless them

-arya reminiscing about her dad is so cute and it makes me sad

-oh no they're arguing

-"beloved Joffrey" ouch

-we were getting along so well,, and lord baelish had fucked it up

-"gingers are beautiful" yes they are my guy yes they fucking are

-dws tomund what dick is 🤚🏾🤠

-uh babies tormund chill out

-the way Jon's jacket coat thing puffs out is so funny

-i really hope Jon's not in love with Dani

-cersei wants to murder alot of people

-wait why cant dani have children

-they looks like ants in the snow

-is that a polar bear,, NOT A POLAR BEAR I REPAET NOT A POLAR BEAR

-THEYVE GOT FLAMING SWORDS

-mans is gonna get eaten alive

-hes gonna die out here and he doesn't even care,, or maybe he wont die i ??????

-where did they get a flaming sword from

-lord baelish needs to stfu

-what is baelish planning

-its gone all quiet again

-jon said slice and dice

-that a loud fucking screech,, oh no I hear rumbling that cant be good

-go gendry go!!

-theyre running across a lake what if the ice breaks,,

-gendry is a fast little fuck huh

-im so stressed I dont want anyone else to die,, especially gendry

-theyre gonna freeze to death

-oh no thros froze, feels bad man

-where did he get a flaming sword,, it pretty poggers

-ive got anxiety

-not sansa going back to king's landing

-miss thing, honey, sansa it's never safe

-yall Danis coat is so pretty

-how to train your dragons type beat

-well done hound you've provoked the dead

-wheres dani and her dragons when you need her

-if tormund dies,, oh nooooo

-someone should help him

-this is so sad

-sis came through what a queen

-the king Walker is gonna throw the ice spear and kill the dragon oh naw

-the stress is coming back

-he just killed on of her dragons,, I'm so shook

-jons gonna drown

-okai hes still alive but how long still he freezes to death

-miss thing you're literally gonna freeze to death dont try to fight

-seeing uncle benjen die, saving him,, that hurted

-the CRUNCH of Jon's coat oft

-shes not gonna kill sansa right?!?

-arya gave her the dagger but now what?!?

S07E07 (this should be good)

-bronn I'm offend men with dicks are just as good with men without them

-the dothraki really just fight for fun huh

-THEON!!!!

-not the brothels 🤚🏾🥴

-the wight doesn't enjoy that box

-cersei you wont be killing anyone,, miss thing needs to SIT DOWN AND STFU

-god I don't wanna deal with any lennister,, apart from tyrion

-i love podrick

-maybe I dont like ser bronn

-im sus,, something bad might happen,, its gone all quiet

-here comes miss thing and euron

-im gonna be sick with anxiety

-does everyone just have a permanent from on their faces or what

-i hate when she speaks

-dragons as a means of travel is so handy

-ats a big fucking dragon pahaha

-constant state of stress

-euron shut the fuck up

-euron is gonna get punched in the face if he doesn't shut up

-sit down euron or fuck off

-cersei shut up for two seconds

-does whe really think the army of the dead is a bad joke,, MISS THING COME ONNN

-does miss thing believe them now after almost being attacked by a wight

-100,000 AT LEAST oh no

-euron is scared lol hes definitely gonna die

-"until the dead is defeated they are our true enemy" Miss thing we've been trying to tell you

-oop mans already been pledged and miss Cersei is pissed

-honestly fuck the Lannisters

-everyone is pissed at jon for not lying lol

-tyrion don't talk to cersei,, that's a bad idea just waiting to happen

-oh lord am stressed

#game of thrones #incorrect quotes #theon greyjoy #jon snow #S7 recap #jamie lannister #cersei lannister #tyrion lannister #podrick payne #brianne of tarth #ser bronn #sansa stark #arya strak #daenerys stormborn #daenerys targaryen

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jean-kayak · 3 years ago

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Alright guys, here's another edition of my interaction with the guy who called me Megan thee stallion aka ol boy from practice aka my coach's son 💀

Feel free to ignore, i just need to rant, but if you would like background information, you can find it here and here. I suggest you read these first lmfaoooo

ALRIGHTY, first things first, like I said before, this man has been just not returning the same energy during our conversations LIKE AT ALL and I literally was like what the fuck??? Bc I most definitely didn't do or say anything to you know hint that "hey, I would be down to date you" bc I didn't wanna scare him off or ruin whatever relationship we have lmfao.

So, I've been playing sand/beach volleyball and he plays too, but he doesn't come to practices and I only see him at tournaments. Where the Megan thee stallion incident occurred.

So, today, we have this open gym where people can come out and play volleyball...and he was there today. And he hasn't seen me with my braids yet, so I walked in the gym and he was there and I was kinda just minded my business or whatever.

I started helping set up the net, and as he was passing by he was like "i like your hair" but LIKE, IT WAS THE WAY HE SAID IT. Like his voice like was higher and you know how you can tell when someone is smiling at you when they talk??? Yeah, I could tell and I wasn't even LOOKING at him at the time. *screams*

Anyway, he asked me when I had gotten them done and I joked and was like well two weeks ago but it doesn't look like that lmao. ANYWAY, we literally talked for so long, and THEN, THEN

*screams again*

LITERALLY THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE PLAYING HE WAS HYPING ME UP

HE WAS GIVING ME HIGH FIVES, AND YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE "OKAY, OKAY"?? AND THEIR VOICE GETS HIGHER???

THAT'S WHAT HE WAS DOING

And he literally kept hyping me up. Like we were playing on the men's net height, which is pretty tall. Like the bottom of it is almost at my boobs and I'm 5'10. And I kept saying how there's was no way I could block or swing because I couldn't even get my hands over the net.

AND HE WAS SO QUICK AND PASSIONATE TO DENY IT.

He was like "oh, no, no. you can get up there." And he like pointed about 2 inches from his palm and he was like you could AT LEAST get that much over. And I told him he was overestimating me, but no sir he was not having it.

Y'ALL SEE WHY IM YELLING???

I HATE IT HERE

Anyways, thank you for coming to my Ted talk 😁 needed to get this off my chest 💀

Edit: also we were listening to music in the gym and heartbreak anniversary came on and he was like mad singing it. I was like this close 🤏🏽 to asking him if he wanted to learn the tiktok dance with me 💀

#he's a scorpio which is automatically a red flag #scorpio men are shaky territory #anyways i hope i made you guys laugh 💀#🛶.kayak's boy troubles

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bangtansfavwriter · 5 years ago

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💘bangtan as boyfriends: jungkook💘

-oh my god this soft boy

-still can't quite believe you guys are dating and sometimes still blushes very heavily when you kiss him

- it took ages for him to ask you out and he probably wouldn't have done it without a pep talk from seokjin who hyped him up before you and jungkook went on a date together

- he was so timid and tripped over his words a lot, so when you asked "are you saying we should start dating?" he went "oh my god yES PLS"

-he know tells everyone that you asked him out first bc "the golden maknae of bts, bangtan sonyeondan, behind the scene, world's best band tbh has to be asked out"

seokjin: makes sense, bc said golden maknae looked like he was gonna pass tf out before you two met

jk: .. hyung why you.... I asked y/n out!

seokjin: lies

you: he did... kinda

seokjin: LIES

jk: I find your lack of faith disturbing, hyung..

seokjin: nerd 😚

jk: 😔✊🏼

- a nerd indeed, but cuteee

- very loyal, it already took him long enough to call you his, so he sure af won't give you up

- also very selfless, he loves helping you out with whatever you need help with... even when you don't ask for it

- like when you had a project due and you were stressing out about it bc you had no time for anything else and stuff... he was really worried you'd skip meals to do your work, so he made sure that you'd eat by either coming to your place or calling/texting you, whenever he couldn't come over personally

-he was afraid he'd bother you while you do your work so he was always very cautious but you reassured him it's fine

-but you felt bad bc you couldn't talk much while doing your work... he looked at you and smiled: "it's ok, I'll write some lyrics maybe.. and you do you. we'll give each other strength with our presence, alright?" he started laughing when you got up and cozied up to him. you spent the next 10 mins cuddling, as this was the only reasonable thing to do after he was being so sweet. "so much for no distractions, hm?"

- you still got your work done btw, so no worries

- movie nights are a huge thing for you two, your range is broad af but mostly consists of marvel, disney and studio ghibli. he has a thing for 80s movies tho, felt ferris bueller on a personal level

- cried when he watched the princess diaries for the first time and will end u if anyone hears about it

-rather savage irl but he cries during some movies, especially when he's tired, he gets emotional and even whiny

- for example: he was very sleepy when you first watched the mandalorian together and you swear he started weeping when he first saw baby yoda and he's been obsessed ever since btw

- very thoughtful and caring

- remembers the smallest things about you, will bring you your fav ben&jerry's when you feel down and enjoys the fact that you look at him like the saint he is

- also memorizes your habits and reads your body language so well that it still surprises you even after all the time you've been dating

-you poke his cheeks on any given occasion and kiss his nose, he's not quite sure why but he enjoys it too

- his hugs are just warm ... they make you feel like everything will be ok

- many pancake mornings together

- will never ever forget any birthday or anniversary, he once did tho and he still beats himself up about it but he was busy as hell during that time so you were ok with it in hindsight (which was greatly appreciated bc he truly felt awful)

- very down-to-earth, it doesn't have to be all fancy with him, he's doing just fine with netflix and ramen

- your personal laundry fairy

- looots of laughter and giggles with this one, always cracking jokes

- you guys have like 48394 insides jokes

you: hey.. hey

jk: ?

you: second goose right left

jk: LMAOOOOO WOFT

you: LMAOOO

jk and you: -dying-

rm: this sounds like some terror code

hobi: or a stroke

- sends u memes at 3am, his go-to are kermit memes as reaction memes, he sometimes forgets to use actual words tbh

you: kook, i can't come over today, working late :( but tomorrow is fine tho, you free ?

jk: -kermit crying under the shower meme-

you: jungkook, words pls

jk: oh sorry babe, yeah im free 🤗

- either uses the cutest nicknames or the weirdest which are pretty cute when he explains it (like left shark "bc you stand out")

- displays of 'strong manly man' when he picks you up, and spins you around only to kiss you --- displays of 'babie boy's when pouts until you give him attention or your last pockys ("we can share, you know 👀" - "oh worm? 👀")

- a true romantic deep down, he once surprised you when he decorated your entire house with candles and flowers bc he knew you had a tough time and you legit just started crying. he was overwhelmed for a sec but knew this was just bottled up emotions and relief coming through so he just smiled and hugged you until you calmed down."it's alright, love... let me take care of you." you nodded and smiled at him, while wiping your tears away. "you're the sweetest, you know that?" - "well, obviously. but fire safety was never my forte, so let's be careful, ok?" he said and you both started laughing.

-sings to you very very often, get used to it, even when you're not right next to him you can still hear him humming from afar and it makes always makes u smile

-you two are fiercely competitive, there is no "it's just a game"... you guys play mario, sonic, rayman etc and there's always a whole lot of screaming

-there was a time namjoon jin got so fed up with this that he took the playstation away (+ mario kart) and jungkook and you had to find other gaming options

-some examples of truth or dare sessions between you (in the safety of your own home):

you: i dare you to dance to begin

jk, in his pyjamas: wha- ... no!

you: truth it is, then. what was the dumpling incident about?

jk: nevermind, I'll do the dance.

you: squeeze the ketchup bottle empty with your thighs.

jk: ?????? jesus, you take your kinks to a whole knew level. choose something else, the stains will be nasty as hell.

you: wear booty shorts👀

jk: you wants thighs and booty, huh? 👀

you: you bet 👀👀

(a blessed day for u tbh)

jk: babe, i dare you to dance to fire.

you: ?????? well, I can try, but you should get me an inhaler, my lung capacity may not suffice for this

(jungkook laughed so hard when did it that he was the one that needed an inhaler)

-takes lots and loots of pics of you when you're together and of the location you went together , posts the view on twitter sometimes and jokes about you two being official (to fans) without really being official

- you two go on walks together, have coffee shop dates, go to concerts (and go fckn feral when u go see iu), visit art galleries where you mostly imitate everything and touch things you shouldn't touch, go to karaoke places ... and you also do art together! that was actually his idea were he bought a shitload of acrylic paint and huge linen sheets and you had your first painting date, which has become a tradition ever since.

- something that jungkook absolutely loves and appreciates is that you guys never run out of topics to talk about

-the intellectual stimulation he gets from you is pretty much unmatched and that's also something that made him realise he's into you before you started dating

- 2 sides of the same coin: smart, charming and kind // absolute crackhead (remember the vid with his goggles? vids like that are now your exclusive content from yours truly)

- once chased down chickens when you visited a village together and ran away screaming when a huge ass rooster chased after him ( u filmed it ofc)

- lives for dramatics, gains new life power on Halloween when you two do shenanigans on bighit's annual party

- he loves the fact that you're still a child at heart and that you're not too stuck up to scare hobi and jin with michael myers masks on (but you did feel pretty bad about it when hobi almost fainted)

- you're super savage when you want to be and he loves it when you are... ngl... you being assertive and all kinda turns him on lmaoo

-your green card to get him to laugh whenever was saying "you sexy beast" and he'd forget whatever issue you were having before, as long as it wasn't something too important obviously

-loves you show you off, especially when you guys are all dolled up and ready for a night out "look at us being all sexy and shit, like, how dare we look this hot, jimin-hyung hates it when someone looks hotter than him" - "hmmm kook, imagine if I'd have jimin as my date today, the place would burn up" - "...." - "kook, i was joking..." - "right shark" - "I WAS JOKING BABY" - "........say it. you know the deal." - "i would rather die" - "go hang with hyung then, i'm gonna stay home" - "you...." -

👀👂 - "YOU SEXY BEAST" - jungkook laughed until he couldn't breathe when yoongi, who just passed by you two, and you stared at each other, completely mortified. you: how to unsay things... / yoongs: how to unhear things/ jk: -on the floor and in dire need of an inhaler"

- you couldn't face yoongi the whole night, whereas jungkook occasionally stared down jimin who had no clue what the heck was going on and munched on some appetizers

- jealousy is not a big thing for him but he still doesn't quite like it when someone is too touchy with you

- he trusts you, absolutely no doubt about that or he wouldn't have even entered a relationship with you, as he has high standards about who to let into his life, especially with potential lovers

-that's why everyone knew you guys were serious about each other and it was hardly surprising that you got to meet his family shortly after you guys started dating (his mother loved you btw)

-has like 200 pics of the day you met gureum

- an absolute sucker for you, you could say you want the n seoul tower to flicker in purple and pink lights and he would get it done somehow

- very sensitive to touches so ......👀

- loves your room bc he says it always smells like your lotions and laundry

- you sometimes surprise by setting the mood with some smooth music and nice fragrances and the world comes to a halt for him, it's just him and you

-shower him in affection and he's putty in your hands, legit, when he first performed euphoria and did the high note at the end you spammed tf outta your messenger and hyped him up and he actually got so hype he jumped around backstage after the concert and sprinted to you when he saw you, twirled you around and, for the first time, kissed you while the guys were there

-he still gets teased about it tho, but he doesn't really care bc your support means the world to him and he values it too much to care about the guys

-you guys went home that night and he serenaded you while you were cuddling. you guys started talking about songs, especially your favourites. you got sleepy when he started talking about 'home' and softly sang it to you, until he realised you dozed off. he smiled to himself and caressed you hair, as you had layed your head onto his chest. admiring your sleeping figure, closely entangled with his broad frame, he said to himself: "this is home..."

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completeotometrash · 4 years ago

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Matchup

@salwasr

For starters, my preferred pronouns are she/her and i’m heterosexual😗😗😗 Personality- I laugh A LOT, especially if youre someone i like. my sense of humor is very much Gen Z, its 70% memes and tiktok/vine references. Im also the type of person to tease my friends, not a lot but to the point where my friends have nicknames because of me. i have a hard time controlling my face, even though i have natural stoic face, whenever im talking to people, i can’t help but be expressive.I get mad easily but i cool down even quicker. i cant stay mad because i’ll just end up laughing and start making fun of myself. I LOVE HYPING PEOPLE UPPPP, its second nature for me to start immediately complimenting people on the smallest things. im definitely annoying but most people end being used to it so whatever. Annoying as in I do too much not a bad person JUST TO BE CLEAR. i have a strong sense of justice and often act on my feelings. I use my heart to think if that makes sense. i’d rather not hurt peoples feelings to be successful. A lot of the decisions i make are purely based on how i feel instead of the “better choice” its gets me in trouble but it’s also saved me many times so i’m going to stick to that. friends- i feel like this is important because this tells you what kind of people i surround myself with. For starters, most of my friends have my sense of humor. Very memey and aware of trends. Their personalities vary tho. Theyre either like me but less intense or not like me at all. many of my friends are outgoing and social but a lot of them are grumpy. i get along with everyone because i time manage so that i can spend time all of them Interests- definitely important. i don’t have established hobbies but i have things that I’m very interested in. I’m political and very outspoken, i love arguing with people about politics and stuff like that. I usually debate about human rights and discrimination because i feel as though minorities(of all types) are actively compromised. I also love medicine and biology, i like learning about how things work and what makes certain things work and other not work. Researching also makes me very happy, i love just being obsessed with a certain topic for days and putting all my energy into it. Love language- since this is a match up, im guessing this is very important. My love language is definitely Words of Affirmation and Physical Touch. I crave the validation i never received as a child🙈 just hearing what i mean to other people makes me so happy because it makes me feel like im worth something😗😗😗 even if its just teasing, as long as its from a place of affection then ILL GLADLY BE TEASED Physical touch is something i also crave because HHahaAh im touch deprived 😗✌️✌️✌️ What i want in a relationship- i want someone thats similar to me but also different from me. i definitely want someone that shares my views in life, like it can differ but im not interested in arguing about human right with my lover. if someone with different hobbies, tastes, personality and life is fine to me. i love a relationship where the love IS OBVIOUS. for example, when an usually mean person is soft for their lover???? PLEASE I LIVE FOR THAT STUFF. I want a relationship where cuddles are a necessity, LIKE THERES A WEEKLY QUOTA!! i also want someone uhh freaky- you know... someonewhowantsfuckdaily AHHHH MOVING ON- i love when a relationship where the couple feels like even if the whole world is against them, they dont care because they’ll always be there for each other.

.....................

Hello, Love!

I Honestly found it difficult to pick a guy for you, because you’d suit so many of them! But, the one who I believe will compliment you best is Sasuke! (I almost went with Masamune).

Anyways, hope you enjoy! Thank you for the request.

One of the biggest things that made me think of you two is your sense of humor and personal opinions. Sasuke is from the future, much like you, and will understand/cackle at your Gen-z humor. He loves memes as well, and will probably quote them with you and tease the other warlords who don’t understand.

You both ride on Sasuke’s loyal steed, suddenly stopping due to a fallen tree on the pathway. Sasuke pushes up his glasses from his nose, a mischievous look in his eyes. “Road work ahead? I sure hope it does...”

Sasuke is not the most emotional or expressive person, and is often misunderstood. You are the opposite, and you compliment each other perfectly. He acts upon logic and the greater judgement; he would rather not take risks. You, on the other hand, act upon emotions and your own ideals. He is your rock and you help him venture out of his comfort zone. On occasion this may cause conflict, but he will always hear you out and respect your opinion.

He’s calm, collected, tries his best to understand everything about you, and is extremely patient. He knows you need to be reminded of his love for you, and makes sure to show you in every way he can. From sly compliments, mild teasing, and buying you gifts on certain occasions when he sees something you may enjoy. Out of everything, his favorite way of showing you his feelings is through physical touch. Behind closed doors, he’s always attached to you. You had a long day and want cuddles? He’s already there. He admires how you hype everyone up, and his composure cracks when you give him compliments. Sasuke can’t contain himself around you!

I can see him taking great joy in surprising you after being gone on missions. Sliding soundlessly through the ceiling in your shared room, kissing you deeply after missing you for far too long. As for bedroom things- he’s down for just about anything and has a drive similar to your own. Although, he’d probably feel more comfortable if you initiate first. A true gentleman.

If you’ve had a bad day, or ever just need to talk; he is always there, all of his attention on you. He’ll pull you close in his arms, rocking you gently in his lap as you talk. He’s silent, but you know he is listening. Sasuke will try and give you logical advice when your done (if you want it). He just wants you to be safe and happy at all times.

Sasuke may not be the most social, but he definitely tries his best. Anyone you introduce him to he gets along with. He is still good with people, for the most part. If he were to become acquainted with your friends, with the same sense of humor, he would get along with them quite well!

He has a soft spot for you and only you. He is expressionless with everyone but you, and he is only comfortable talking and opening up to you. You are the love of his life, and he can’t imagine anyone better for him.

Other best possible matches: Masamune, Shingen, Kenshin, Kennyo

#Matchup #Sasuke Sarutobi #ikesen sasuke #ikemen sengoku #otome

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buckleysjareau · 4 years ago

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Hi it’s me the supernatural anon from a while ago and I’ve been actually working on a 911/supernatural fic because I got bored but that’s beyond the point I was wondering how you think each of the characters would react to finding out the supernaturals real? Like assuming Maddie hide it from Buck I feel like he would recognize Sam and Dean from some articles he read in the dead of night because of insomnia and start freaking out because there are serial killers at the station

ummmm, hello anon i would just like to start out by stating that this ask has made me laugh a lot after a shitty 48 hours lmao so thank you! i totally agree about buck, like i see it so clearly okay oh my God. Like can you imagine buck is just cleaning the rescue, talking to Eddie about the shit he read last night because he couldn’t sleep and then suddenly Sam and Dean walk in okay and buck just shuts up in the middle of his sentence... so Eddie’s callin from under the truck “......buck????” and Sam all tall and mysterious “serial killer” is like “so YOURE buck” like theyre best bros. and buck just squeaks out “...eddie!!!” so ofc eddies like why the fuck the secret loml scared right? so he’s squaring them up like “how can we HELP you” trying hard not glare.

SOOOOOOOOOO sam and dean basically ignore eddie because they’re shocked to see little evan buckley standing taller than dean and buffer than sam. like holy shit man this is Todd buckleys son... maddie buckleys little brother who was seven the last time they saw him. but of course eddies not having that because buck looks like hes about to piss himself or throw up or faint so he asks buck why hes freakin and he just says “ITS THEM!!! ITS THE GUYS FROM THE ARTICLE I SPIRALED ON LAST NIGHT!!! the SERIAL KILLERS!!!”

so naturally eddie is like,,,, oh shit and sam and dean are like WAIT WAIT WAIT WERE NOT SERIAL KILLERS!!! and bring up they’re looking for maddie and bc buck shouted ab serial killers being in the station, half the station comes down including chim hen and bobby. and at the exact same time chim and buck are like “what the fuck do you want with MADDIE!!!” getting all protective and shit. and stupid protective in love eddie is still squaring up. and theyre really trying to explain themselves the best they could because its at this point they realize, unlike their dad had done with bringing them both into monster hunting, todd and madeline never let him in on it like maddie had said one day. dean keeps talking himself into a hole because like i said dudes are just shocked how grown evan buckley got and how much he grew to look like his father... soooooo dean fuckin says that and buck grabs dean by the collar and is like “HOW TF U KNOW MY FATHER” and maddie is walking into the station at this point and breaks it up before she even sees its sam and dean. then when she realizes they have this reunion and shit,,,,, and buck is still like he was in oceans 911 where hes like “im so confused can we go back” and says like “maddie why are you hugging these guys!! theyre known serial killers!!! we should be calling athena!!!!!” and bobbys like “already called”

and maddie who knows the life of THE FAMILY BUSINESS SAVING PEOPLE HUNTING THINGS and remembers everything ab the way the survived by doing this with the LIESSSSSS shes like “no no no this is a huge misunderstanding lets all sit down and talk yeah?” bc she genuinely cares ab the winchesters and is very curious to know why theyre here before they get arrrested for being “serial killers” . so chimney naturally agrees with maddie and they all end up in the loft prayin they dont get a call.

aaaaaand maddie starts explaining everything and fuckin eddie and FUCKING BOBBY are the ones to actually believe it and bucks just like... a fish out of water?? is the best way i can describe his shock (im sorry thats sad byt jfsdjfsdl) and hes like “so when you and dad went away on your stupid hunting trips-” (dean cuts him off like hey!!!!) “your STUPID hunting trips you were KILLING DEMONS????? whaaaatattttt????? this is why you guys always fuckin left me with MOM???” and hes just spazzing pretty mych. and while eddie is being like a comforting presnese eddie is like, secretly so stoked because growing up he SUPER believed in the supernatural like kind of obsessed so hes like bombarding the three of them with questions like “so fuckin djinns and vampires and SHAPESHIFTERS ARW REAL????” and bucks and chim are looking “r u serious” but sam and dean are super amused and hes like “little buckley grew up with good taste” and everyone but buck and eddie snicker.

chim really wants to believe it because,,, its coming from his girlfriends mouth u know?? but he doesnt know these men and like.... demons ?????? so chimneys just slowly trying to process the information while sam and dean r grillling maddie buckleys new cool boyfriend... they rly didnt like doug so theyre ecstatic shes dating a good man.

hen just finds this thing entirely amusing that the monster hunting is really not the thing thats on the fore front of her mind... like the fact that buck almost got old family friends arrested because of his internet research??? and eddies automatic stance to fight when dean definitely “accidentally” flirted with buck and all of the yelling like its all nuts to her so shes just sitting back laughing to herself.

last but most definitely not LEAST athena starts reading them the miranda right s the second she lays eyes on them and funny enough eddie is the one to jump to their defense saying buck was doing internet research and mistook them for others. and athena was like “tf bobby u coulda told me . “ and hes like “i had to listen to the story” and eddie just jumps in and explains everything which buck even after all of this also finds that hlarious. and athena deadass mutters “oh god theyve been drugged again”

this was so LONG LMAOOOOOO sleep deprivation man. i got too hype ab this. u asked for their reactions not a whole ass scene but it just happened lmao. hope you liked it supernatural anon!!! also u should send me ur crossover fic id love to read it !!!!

#wow this got out of hand #love it tho #i rly thought it was too long after the first paragraph lollll #bitch u thought #literal chaos #911 on fox #maddie buckley #evan buckley #sam winchester #dean winchester #supernatural #hen wilson #chimney han #bobby nash #eddie diaz #buddie #athena grant #crossoversssss in this bitch #i need sleep

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