#im a system lmfao

[sn4kec4ke]

it feels embarrassing to explain but its akin to a self portrait

[anjellicles]

my 2023 sv designs bc i only ever draw bq HA

[erinwantstowrite]

why are people saying Bruce was a teen when he started fostering Dick? he was in his early twenties

[polarmoon]

things have been picking up for the band recently. their whole operation is still painfully DIY, and they do struggle to find time to record their own music (not to mention benji still learning about production), but their hard work is paying off, slowly but surely. they're even starting to play shows outside of their local scene!

it's definitely stressful, but hopefully, it'll all be worth it.

[marblellous]

ah my favourite part of metropolis, the old men :]

[samijey]

- he don't bite 🥰 - YES HE DOES!!!

Ilja gets really in the zone before big matches and the whole locker room is scared of him except Trick who thinks the mad dragon thing is cool 🤷

[ratbastarddotfuck]

maybe this is just a me problem but if you're calling Trump "the orange cheeto man" in 2024 I really can not take your politics seriously. this is a violent, powerful fascist looking to become a dictator, not some fuckin YA TV villain of the week. you literally just look silly.

[fossys]

"system members arent actually different ppl!" okay maybe for you but. two ppl can be in our front eating the exact same thing that tastes the exact same way and one of them will love it and the other will hate it. bcs for us, we r different people.

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

headcanon that scorpius was a sick child and was in and out of hospital constantly, perhaps related to astoria's blood curse but not directly. his immune system isnt very strong, and everytime he gets sick they're terrified that it's the blood curse but also whatever else it could be, because it's always so sudden and so intense and they call healers over to the house who recommend this delirious feverish 4 year old is hospitalised immediately, and you'd think it'd get easier to some extent because they'd be used to it, but everytime they feel like this is it, this is the time he'll walk in to the hospital and not walk out again

[gremmything]

Every once in a while I get flashbacks of my babysitter who got EXTREMELY hostile anytime I didn't immediately understand 100% of a situation(I was like 10 ofc I didn't) and I vaguely wonder how many splits she probably caused bc of that and get a headache

[alteredsilicone]

"In-depth information of the Warframe mandate is forbidden to all but the Seven."

Despite this, Albrecht Entrati:

-got a hold of the Helminth virus, which is the specific strain of infestation used to make Warframes.

-made his own Warframe (Qorvex).

-time travelled to 1999 to Warframe-ify people who believed he was saving them from a plague.

Albrecht Entrati does not give a single solitary fuck, I am amazed he somehow avoided the Jade Light.

[multiversal-askblog]

Lil smth on Bleach, Azrael and Deca

TODAY ON THE MENU FROM ME, THE GREAT MYEBA IS.... something no one asked for, but I saw someone here on tumblr questioning on how it came into existence? Oh well! (If any of you expected an answered ask I am sorry to inform you I am still procrastinating my way to hell.) Let's start with the main thing where I made these 3 brothers because I liked that idea from like those gacha videos in 2020 or smth (MergeM is... old and repurposed let me put it like that), but, I gave it actual thought, yk? So, these guys are not brothers! Or, well, they are, but they aren't Azrael picked these guys up from the side of the road okay??? There is no actual like code or biological connection or stuff Azrael and Bleach met basically right after Bleach gained access to the wider multiverse, because well, he was meant to be dead because of that soul thing and was just showing up repeatedly at the top of the list for a while! Since Azrael had to basically babysit this guy for a few years because he was unable to do his job otherwise, a bond grew between them! (Something pretty similar happened with Cyanide later on, but there is a big difference between someone who behaves and thinks like a curious child and a snarky adult man who wants nothing more than for you to get lost lmfao). Deca fell into their dynamic much much later, when Bleach was already recovering! Bleach visited Deca and stuff pretty similarly to canon if what I remember is correct and introduced Deca to Azrael, who was by then already like a brother to Bleach! Very silly!

Azrael met Deca earlier but Deca didn't meet Azrael. Only shows to dead spirits on the job lmao But yeah Azrael picked up a stray and then that stray picked up another and they grew close basically

[orcelito]

I realized that what I Really want rn is lighthearted domestic modern au

So im coming up with yet another au

t4t best friends & roommates vashwood who are both so in love with each other but both so dumb about it. Cue accidental toddler acquisition bc Vash's cousin (Domina)(sorry Domina) died & they're looking for a relative to foster said toddler. And Chronica and Nai are certainly not the nurturing types (general idea rn of the twins still being adopted but keeping in touch with their cousins, tho Chronica and Domina are cousins too in this) SO they ask Vash and well. He is nothing if not a bleeding heart. So he ends up saying yes.

Cue Vash not rly knowing how to take care of a toddler, but it's ok Wolfwood is here. He's a Professional. & them parenting together is the push they need to actually sort out their feelings....

(Putting the rest of this under a cut lol)

Not fully decided yet, but I was thinking mid to late 20s wolfwood and early 30s vash. Vash was a computer scientist that got so tired of the soul-killing salary job that he quit his job. And now he's a local oddball, almost a local celebrity, bc he does dog walking and other odd jobs in a very ostentatious way (based off of my own local legend of a dog walker who is known and beloved for this). He's also largely in local entertainment. A hobbyist roboticist who makes his own rigs, both for the over-the-top dog stroller he uses for small dogs that don't want to walk (something I saw from my own local legend dog walker) & also for any sort of festivals or w/e he's hired for. And if he needs the extra money, he takes on freelance programming work online, but overall he's just trying to have FUN.

And then there's Wolfwood, working some low wage job just trying to make his way through part-time school. Some sort of kids-focused career. Undecided still. But he's much shorter on money than Vash, aka why they started living together a few years back. Bc Wolfwood couldn't afford rent alone and Vash was more than happy to live with him. & tbh, Wolfwood is probably the reason Vash quit his corporate job in the first place. He Inspired him... to be true to himself!!!!

.......... I could make Wolfwood work at a bubble tea shop. Finally do a bubble tea shop au like I was wanting to ages ago to vent my woes. He's fucking miserable there. Vash really likes the free drinks Wolfwood takes home, though.

Hfkshfmsbfms honestly I'm tossing a lot of things into this au idea, but I just really want something lighthearted and domestic. And also put a kid in there bc I still really love vashwood dads.

[ripgray-moved]

hi, friends. i very tentatively crawl online after yesterday. just as a word of advice: don't play fucking detective when someone decides to open up to you about their mental health. be a decent human being.

[charmac]

I'm not affiliated with this in any way, but I need to share this Etsy Shop that has tons of Sunny-themed items because is the best advertising I've ever seen:

Also, there's a lot of stuff I'm kind of obsessed with

Very cool

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Thinking about Jam again and how angsty I can make the next fic after My Girl

Found this on a discord server I'm on lol and immediately went "me and the urge to make angst as angsty as possible"