#im a man i guess
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There's something oddly gender affirming about shaving your scraggly pathetic excuse of a beard off in the bathroom mirror while wearing nothing but your boxers and listening to your playlist with a bunch of metal songs and then like 5 romancey cheesy ones (laufey the beloved) (there's also a couple not by laufey but whatever)
#parker rambles#gender affirmed#why did it work so well#like yeah#im a man i guess#(not really but close enough)#some of the songs#faith by ghost#rats by ghost#jesus he knows me cover by ghost#can you tell ive been mildly obsessed with ghost the past few days#also#from the start by laufey#valentine by laufey#falling behind by laufey#love that one#so aroace coded#theres a few non metal songs in the playlist too#its one of those “what u think x character would listen to” playlists#and the crazy part is that i would also listen to all the songs#.. im not projecting i swear#(lie)#the playlist is quite the rollercoaster#like omg a song by ghost thats all headbang-ey and stuff#and then boom hopelessly devoted to you#love that for me#like actually#its funny and i also like the songs so its nice
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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the thing that caused me so much grief last night but now i feel better about it fdnghgdfggd
#sighhh im still kind of upset about the whole thing but man whatever i spent so long drawing this xd#sonic adventure 2#i loooove geralds cell i think its just so cool that sonic ended up in it and it was just kind of silently there#sonic the hedgehog#art#sonic fanart#sth#digital art#there are some issues with my rendering that i am trying to resolve but idk i guess i just have to try and learn#it's already better than what i could do like a year ago or so so i guess its alright#sa2
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his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment
#my art#doodle#fanart#resident evil 8#ethan winters#i think its so funny that he has a journal in re8. not only does he have a journal but he illustrates it. i dont know if capcom intended to#imply that ethan stops every now and then to jot down the horrors and the hour that the horrors occur my guess is prolly not#but now its there and it makes me laugh. i shouldnt laugh at his mental health journey but i am anyways#shoutout to people who journal i wish i was you but instead i draw a guy feelin my emotions for me#but im so happy the sun goess away at 5pm. truly immaculate. i miss snow. but we stay chillin#i made more dear diary doodles but these were my favs n they went well together#i changed the entry in the 2nd one though cause i thought it was funnier to me this way#i cut my hair too short again im not even sad about it anymore like whatever man#at least its out of my way. and my shower was SO fast i got to stand there 5ever and it was still only like 15 minutes#fantastic. there are so many joys in life. theres twice as many horrors but the joys are definitely there and they are definitely joyful#anyways thats the post stay warm n cozy out there gang
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“Percy fell first” “annabeth fell first”
they fell in love at the same time, but annabeth knew right away that she was done for, whereas percy woke up 2 years later like “damn that’s what that is…”
#she's like welp im in love with a blonde man i guess im screwed#and he's like lololol i would literally do anything for her i wonder why that is#percabeth#percy and annabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#pjo tv show#pjo series
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if you ever think "why bother posting my spotify wrapped/apple music replay nobody really cares anyway" think of ME. I CARE. i love that shit i love seeing what music people like and how many minutes they listened to music etc. PLEASE post them i love it i love ittttt it's like a holiday for me
#text#LITERALLY @MUTUALS IF U WANT TO FEEL FREE TO TAG ME IN THE COMMENTS OF UR WRAPPEDS WHEN IT COMES OUT#I GENUINELY LOVE SEEING THEM#spotify wrapped#apple replay#im guessing wrapped will probably be out either the 27th or dec 4th#they usually do the wednesday after thanksgiving#which historically has been late nov thru dec 1#but this year that'll be a few days into december#so there's a chance theyll do it early maybe?#idk#itll probably be the 4th tbh i shouldnt get my gay little hopes up#i remember in 2020 it was either the 1st or 2nd of december bc i was in the crisis unit for it HAHAHA#woke up that morning like man i dont want to be alivOoooh wait statistics??? about my music??? Dont mind igf i do
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The line between binary and nonbinary trans people is nowhere near as clean as some of yall think it is
#transgender#trans#nonbinary#like i guess i would be considered a 'binary' trans man#i wouldnt consider myself that for two reasons#first because the idea that gender is binary is bullshit to begin with so why would i identify within it#and second because i am a man only in that i am a gay man#i dont identify outside of manhood im terms of gender#but my gender is so linked to my sexuality that it cant be neatly tracked onto a binary view of 'man'#but because i am a man other consider me 'binary' regardless of how i feel about it#and yet will still refuse to use he/him pronouns in favor of exclusively using they/them#but thats a different discussion#op
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the people have spoken... karlach reclass in progress
#idk abt the pov one honestly im trying to work in the infernal engine heating the armor but it's just giving iron man#but i need to just like. commit. to anything#second guessing yourself and drawing 5000 variants and never finishing is the mind killer or however that goes#karlach#wips#my art#bg3#oh also re that poll: astarion flop era you love to see it
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doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday
#🧻 sharts#danny phantom#danny fenton#dash baxter#i aint tagging everyone else. jazz was the most fun to doodle though#figuring out their faces was . hm. it was a moment. i hope i made jazz and danny look related enough HAHA probably not. i wanted jazz and#him to have the same eyes its just jazz still looks like a normal girl and danny looks like he's lost all zest and life for the world#like shit man if someone looked at me like that in the highschool hallway id be scared too i dont blame you dash#UGH DASH IS LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TO DRAW FOR THIS FIC. i love it so much. i love me a shitty guy turned nice#elderich horror danny is cool. im tag rambling now. my bad#this fic has a bit of a death grip on me. i need to be normal and go to bed#ALSO I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW TUCKER IM SO SORRY. HIS HAT. IT PAINS ME#anyway uhhh if u like danny phantom read dis fic? pretty please? for me? its at 127k words atm so. if youve got a day to spare#(dont be like i me i fucked up my eyes binge reading it LMFAO. be smarter)#guess ill die (danphantom)
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hey do you guys like dedf1sh
#my art#splatoon#side order#acht mizuta#marina ida#splatoon paul#im not entirely a believer in the acht / paul sibling theory but i do think itd be funny as hell#like dude you forgot your brother man. what the fuck#although i guess it could still work it seems like octarian society is way fucked like maybe they didnt interact much to begin with#anyway. all my faves are my little fashion dolls#you guys like they/them tummy? you better
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lawlight toxic yuri i never posted
#the vibes im envisioning are Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her but theres no man to kill each other over#just their libidos i guess#SORRY but i chopped off L’s hair because as someone with buttcheek-long hair i find it a NIGHTMARE dealing with this shit#stray hair everywhere like im a goddamn husky#only light would have the patience and vanity to take care of absurdly long locks#and i know L’s shirt looks sorta form-fitting but thats just me failing as an artist. it’s baggy. trust 🙏#美迪 archive#💡princess posting⋆˚✿˖°#lawlight#l月#light yagami#L#death note#art#artists on tumblr#画画#涂鸦
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mating press is so objectively ugly ... embarrassing
#why was i looking this up on images and ninja mutant turtle inc*st was like the fourth image??? ummmmm ok#anyway it's still happening i just dont like thinking abt what it looks like from far away#i prefer it when its not so......... x shaped? i guess#i like it better when it's more... ankles by ears man is kneeling#IM JUST SAYING#ive gravitated back to my weird toji + kids au lmaooo#cuz i made a cake today and it got me thinking abt it#when will i write something of substance please#caitie blabs
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We gotta stop pretending that the "censorship/antishipper" movement is run by dumbass children when most of the people who actively participate on there are GROWN ASS ADULTS who say stuff like this, this person has 25+ on their bio😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#saw this floating around on a discord server im in and it was lowkey so hilarious#i blacked out the username here but yea i checked it out before to make sure im not putting some minor on blast#and theyre apparently 25+ 😭😭😭😭😭😭#nahhh man#for the record#i dont really have a problem with the first two sentences your allowed to state your boundaries idgaf if you dont want us interacting#its the last sentences i have a problem with💀💀💀💀💀#“it ruins lives” awe hell nah#how does fictional incest ruin lives tho im genuinely curious#did one person see game of thrones and immediately faint at the incest#idk but im guessing its like that#proship#proshipper please interact#proshippers are welcome#proshipping#proship positivity#darkship#profiction#anti harassment#anti anti#anti censorship#proshippers are valid#antis do not interact
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chainmail bdubs you will always be famous to me
#also i guess ethos there#hermitcraft#bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#drew the bdubs and realised i had to draw etho too#anyhow some warm up getting posted on main because im procataryingating my actual job#yippe yaay#also not my usual way to draw peopel but whateever anime be upon you or something#!!#aand we are listning to my love mine all mine by mitski :D#anyhow anyhow#my art#mcyt#also also dont look at ethos hair to close i dont knwo how you peopel do it man iuaghahaj
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im studying them like little bugs
#im so rrazy about st tos rn it's driving me insane#star trek#star trek tos#spock#leonard mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#can you guess who my favorites are. im going t#though i can't really sketch them out without refs still so umm studies ummmm.#when bones 👁️👁️#i shouldn't be so hyped up about photo studies#it's so hard to draw these days man#it's crazy how cartoony the whole cast of star trek looks. yall look easy to draw#why is the quality so shit wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im killing
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random but. Remember a while back when I talked about the trans-centered therapist I saw in college who didnt like that I said I wouldnt start dressing differently just because of medical transitioning?
Well, I also remember at a few different points in time being asked "What are you hoping to look like after starting hormone therapy?"
and I answered with: "I'm trying not to have any specific expectations so I don't become upset if I don't match them someday. I'm happy to experience any of the standard effects of testosterone."
And let me tell you. Neither the therapists nor the practitioners prescribing me the testosterone themselves liked that answer either.
#they hate a man who tempers his expectations i guess idk#as someone who has not experienced many changes i think it's a pretty good thing i didnt picture some imaginary version of me#who never came to fruition#but what do i know im just the trans guy here
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