#im a little busy

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[ruporas]

PUNISHER [id in alt]

[cherubheartz]

"you're so thoughtful, twily!"

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[botanyshitposts]

love it when the plant has a leaf appendage but it's still folded/rolled up tightly. like not now dude they're installing the HVAC in the glucose factory. she's still cooking in there

[majunju]

rafayel

[hyakunana]

🍫 Happy Valengavv's day 🍬

[tzarrz]

i listen to fog lake too much

[turtletoads]

'ember heirloom' this, 'sevagoth's waist' that. what about them

[lousysharkbutt]

in honor of one piece premiere day i present u with THIS

check out the zine on patreon!

[bleekay]

i had a dream that zukki went canon in a future atla episode, just by suki asking "babe?" and sokka saying "yes?" and suki saying "other one" and zuko saying "yes?" and there were no other even hints at romantic interactions the entirety of the episode, no kisses or physical affection whatsoever between any of them. she was asking for zuko specifically because they were investigating the disappearance of one of their friends and suki happened to find a bloodied weapon that looked like it came from the fire nation royal palace so she needed him to check it. the episode was actually pretty dark. alas i was too focused on zukki to remember much else.

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

[hellspawnsparks]

rainbows, darling, rainbows!

[fizzytoo]

preparing to play lovestruck w a bad bitch 😋😋

original lot by @captain-silvera

[crypticthumbs]

[knifeslidez]

SHE'S HEARING VOICES AGAIN