#im a fraud ig

[luzura-the-princess-witch]

Im so serious im not even joking-

[yeetushaitus]

literally finished classicaloid like 3 days ago but ig its the 8th anni so happy 8th anniversary classicaloid!! and happy 8th anniversary of me and liszt's marrige(not delusional)

drew my favorite episode!! season 2 ep 10 is so good.... ive watched it like a million times and i couldnt tell u why its def not the craziest ep but i love it idk liszt is just everything to me and i love the message and plot of the episode also ai no kane is SO GOOD i had it on loop for hours while drawing this yesterday

tbh dont know if i like this drawing but im just gonna leave it as is ok bye

[dol-dee]

Have this greasy looking Avery shitpost 🤲

[justablah56]

literally giggling and smiling at all the carnage this poll has caused . are we having fun guys .

[starswallowingsea]

Half of the tag is Shu birthday and the other half is "MITSURU'S VA GOT ARRESTED FOR FRAUD" so thats how enstarries are doing today

[benetnvsch]

WAIT WAIT- playing through the current Mayoi event for the first time and ?? Kunikida makes perfectly edible food from his notebook which the others enjoy ,, which ,, idk I just figured organic things were off the table which once again makes me wonder,,

Can Kunikida create life (what would happen if he wrote something like idk, worm,,, baby squirrel,, or something do we know)

[cpyclopse]

Last week I started drawing my old mlp ocs

Ive still got 2 more to do from this set! So back in like 2022 I think? Everyone was making pony fusions and I joined in the fun but this time around I wanted them to be their own characters instead of just fusions.

I added more, changed their colors, and altered their names a bit and they look sooo much better! plus I've got a better grasp of how their bodies should work!

[My art]

[thetwiggiesttwig]

Listen. I know this doesn't work timeline wise. But consider. It's funny.

[waywardsalt]

i. get the vibe that the more mainstream zelda fans are allergic to the idea of liking characters who like. do bad things

[merry-the-cookie]

If there’s a animator in the 5sosfam I would beg for them to animate your drawings

Imagine a 5SOS animated web series that would be so sick!!

👁👄👁 sweats in animation graduate who hasnt actually animated since 2020

thank you tho lmfaogjkajjf ty for saying my drawings look animated (in ur other ask i forgot to reply to sorry)!! 💖💖💖 thats the goal!! id love to work on something a little more elaborate at some point, but its so time consuming lol lmk if u find an animator 💀

and an animated 5sos webseries 🤔🤔🤔 it Would be sick @ 5sos what do u think, can u spare some budget 🤔 id love to see it tbh fjdjHDJS we got a preview with the podcast, pls hire me for the next one???

[unironicironic]

I was about to apply for this contract transcriber gig to scrape up some extra money when it had me take a grammar test, right? I breezed through, thinking I had it in the bag (especially because grammar and English as a whole was something I always got good grades in during school, like I made honors and everything) and:

I got a mf 75%.

Granted, there were 25 questions and I missed 5 so it doesn't sound bad but man I feel like a fraud now since I plan on majoring in English when I start uni in a few months 😭😭

So yeah uhhh needless to say, scrapped that idea for a gig and left the page REAL fast

[luvrrgirl444]

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[xruiiii-blog]

Hi,

I’m just here to let you know that I’ve been seeing your art posted on a lot of different platforms without giving you any credit

(If you already know this then feel free to ignore this)

OMG whyyyyy(of course these ppl are everywhere) there’s no way to stop them uggrrrrrrhhhhh… if y’all see this happen, please maybe comment under the post with my name _xrui on tumblr so ppl who doesn’t know will?? thank you so so very much…

For some reason I saw none of these people on my feed💀 Im currently only on Instagram and tumblr and I ONLY post band ghost stuff HERE occasionally on instagram. IG is where I post majority of my personal artwork. Majority of the ghost fanart-work is on tumblr. And my username is often _xrui and in that order only….

so ANY post yall see on other social media post by whatever username is not meeeee ITS NOT MEEE!!!! *screams*

AND DO NOT PURCHASE FROM THEM!!!!

Just in case fraud or something shady..

Thanks for letting me know tho😭😭🖤🖤

[penny-anna]

i bought a flat this week.

was off work sick last thursday/friday with what turned out to be the beginnings of a bad cold but at the time i was just like 'oh no why am i so tired is this the return of the Mystery Fatigue'

let's backtrack for a second!! back when i had the offer accepted on my flat my solicitor suggested october 6th as a move in date and i was like sure that works (this was around the beginning of september). then i didn't hear anything from them for many days and then i started getting major dry eye problems that became all consuming so i didn't get around to chasing them.

anyway!! tuesday last week i get an email from my solicitor like 'hi are you still able to complete friday' and i did not have the headspace to deal with it so i didn't reply

Wednesday my solicitor calls like 'hi. we need to know if you want to complete friday'. i'm like 'actually i'm really not feeling well this week, could we postpone'. she calls back a few minutes later like 'they cannot postone'. at this point i'm still thinking that if i get a decent night's sleep i'll feel better so i tell her i'll deal with it in the morning.

Thursday i feel spectacularly worse. have to get up to go to an appointment with my optometrist. almost start crying in their office bcos i'm just so exhausted. (he seemed weirdly unfazed by this?? looking back i wonder if he thought my eyes were hurting or something and didn't realise that i was holding back tears gfhglj) call out sick from work.

plan is to take a nap and then look at the documents my solicitor sent over but she calls me again like 'hi. sorry to bother you i know you're sick but can we complete today' so i'm like ah shit ig we're doing this now. please walk me through exactly what you need me to do here. 'we just need you to send us the money'. yeah i can do that. i've never made a payment this big before tho.

(i'm buying w money inherited from my mother so even for a flat purchase it's an unusually large amount of money)

'oh yeah you won't be able to that online. *pause* are you well enough to go to the bank?' i am tired enough that going to the bank will suck but not so sick i cannot go to the bank.

i had gone fully back to bed. spurred on by sudden wave of adrenaline, get out of bed and dressed and get the bus into town to the bank.

my bank closes at 3pm weekdays and by the time i get that it's about 1:45. explain the situation. turns out that to make a payment this big you need a sit-down meeting with a member of staff and they are booked solid till 3. 'can you come back tomorrow at 9:30 when we open' *dying inside* yes. i can come back tomorrow at 9:30.

go home. remember that i'd told my manager that i'd call her at 9 to let her know if i'm going to be working (i will defo not be working & she knows this) which will be tricky if i have to leave at 9 to go to the bank. have a pretty interminable IM conversation via microsoft teams about this wherein i suggest i message her first thing and call a bit later and she isn't going for it. eventually agree to call at 9 just so i can end the conversation and go to sleep.

Friday morning end up calling my manager from the bus. get to bank. whole thing takes a full 30 minutes so yeah i can see why they couldn't fit me in thursday afternoon ghfdljkfhdj. i'm so so tired. they have to go over a whole fraud prevention statement with you. 'you should be aware that scammers can pretend to be your solicitor'. me, exhausted: okay what if just this one time. a scammer is pretending to be my solicitor.

make the payment. go home to sleep finally.

later in the afternoon get another call from the solicitor. 'hi we have the keys you can come get them whenever'. oh yeah i'd been so caught up in trying to get them the money i'd kinda forgotten about. actually getting the flat.

(side note at no point was i planning to move in on 'moving day', an advantage of being a first time buyer is that i don't have to & i want to redecorate the place which is easier while it's empty)

initially say i'll come in next week but then realise that ideally next week i'll be back at work (i am not but anyway) so i might as well go now. it's pushing 4pm so will need to head out ASAP.

eyes are very dry and itchy from sleeping all day but fortunately i just (on a recommendation from my optometrist) bought a thing called a facial sauna which is a very weird contraption but does work extremely quickly.

pack my eye drops and also a peanut butter sandwich to eat in my new flat (why not) and go get the keys.

arrive at the flat. on inspection realise that the envelope i've been given seems to contain the most random assortment of loose keys. eventually identify an actual set of keys.

put my key in the lock of the flat door. abruptly hear a cat meowing, somewhere very close by.

previous owner had cats (plural) (i know this bcos i saw them when i was viewing the place). have a sudden moment of panic that i've somehow wildly misunderstood the whole situation and that she and her cats are still in residence.

look down. there is a very large, very fluffy white cat standing next to me, looking up at me as if expecting to be let in.

'you can't come in. this is my house.'

make my first mistake: think that if i open the door i will be able to prevent the cat from entering.

cat goes straight on into my flat.

i'm now pursuing the cat from room to room saying 'hey! hey you can't be in here! this is my house!'. the cat doesn't give a shit for obvious reasons (it is a cat)

i might have considered just shooing the cat outside and shutting the door but have arrived at an IMO not unreasonable concern. cat seemed very determined to enter this flat in particular and is now roaming around as if looking for something. previous owner had multiple cats and moved out AFAIK today. i have heard stories about people accidentally leaving cats behind when they move.

at this point it's 4:55 on a Friday. call my solicitor and explain the situation. ask if she could pass on a message to the seller's solicitor. unfortunately they have already closed for the week so it will have to wait till Monday but she will do her best.

decide the next course of action is to see if the cat has any ID. the cat is wearing a harness & collar so might have a tag with an address. make my second mistake: pick the cat up.

the cat does not have any ID on the harness. the cat does NOT like being picked up. cat gets very squirmy and then begins scratching me. cat manages to break my skin through a hoodie.

i put the cat down. the cat hisses at me. this is very rude considering that it is in my house.

head across the landing to see if the people opposite are missing a cat or, failing that, know their neighbours well enough to recognise the cat. there's no answer.

however!! i hear a voice down in the stairwell that sounds like it could be someone calling out a cat's name. 'hi!! is someone down there looking for a cat?' no answer.

look down the stairwell. on the ground floor there is a very large fluffy brown cat wearing a harness. !!!!! that is my cat's friend!

retrieve the cat from my flat (fortunately it just follows me out) and head downstairs. am met partway up by the cat's owner.

'oh thank god is this your cat'. it is her cat. apparently she had opened her front door to let them out into the garden and it had wandered off. 'i just moved in today it came into my flat'.

she is very apologetic. cat is unrepetent.

go back inside. call my solicitor's office. 'hi was it you i spoke to just now about the cat' (I told 2 people about the cat) 'no i just answered the phone because it was ringing. what cat.' 'can you tell *solicitor's name* that i have found the cat's owner. she will know what you mean'.

problem solved!! time to eat my peanut butter sandwich. :)

[tojisun]

im doing a bank run and a guy just stopped me outside of the office to call my outfit cute which is so slay ig but guys i woke up feeling horrible so im just wearing my “i feel bad” outfit which is like a glorified pyjamas but less homey looking and i feel like a fraud

[meowmeowmessi]

lmao called it

lbr he's probably staying