#f!avery

[dol-dee]

i totally think thats dee and avery out to dinner

Okay Boss 🫡

😵‍💫Boobnitized😵‍💫 (or: two f!Averys for the price of one!)

featuring @getinthefuckingcarkitten Avery in the first pic!

Context under the cut! 👇

[downrightbooks]

I lied put your clothes back on. Let’s talk about how absolutely heartbreaking it was for Xander in chapter 59 of tfg. Out of all of the Hawthorne brothers he was the one who had the closest relationship to their grandfather. So to then find out that his biological father had always wanted him and that his grandfather was the one reason that they never were able to get to know each other would be absolutely earth shattering.

Like Tobias trusted him enough to tell him to find Toby in The Hawthorne Legacy because they spent the most time together. Like he seriously asked his favorite grandson to help him find his long lost son who isn’t even his actual son, all while never letting Xander know that his own father cared about him and wanted him from the beginning. So I can’t even begin to imagine the hurt and betrayal he must have felt towards his grandfather after he realized that his grandfather did everything in his power to keep his father from him and vice versa. (As the days go by I hate Tobias more and more)

MY POOR BABY DESERVES SO MUCH LOVE😭😭

[dolxiba]

[thunderstruck9]

Avery Singer (American, 1987), Bust, 2012. Acrylic on wooden panel, 36 x 36 x 2⅝ in.

[kynibyou]

we buy marketable plushies of our f/os, carry them everywhere, and sometimes even pamper them… so it’s time for our f/os to buy marketable plushies of us, too!

whether platonic, qpp, familial, or romantic, how is your f/o treating the marketable plush version of you?

[kiruvry]

hi tumblr its my birthday today im coming out❤❤ as fucking insane❤❤❤ and having gotten so unbelievably attached to a pairing that makes no fucking sense❤❤❤❤

more stupid fucking shitposts tjat r older down here LMFAOOOOOO

THERE ARE WORMS IN MY BRAIN TJERE ARE WORMS IN MY BRAIN ill draw something proper eventually i promise please god THERE ARE WORMS IN MY BRAIN THERE ARE W

[avas-wonderland]

💕”Oh, Wolfie~”🎶

[ariscats]

Is avery model pretty/breathtaking? (my own analysis of the question someone made to @riddles-n-games)

Its a important part of her character that she isnt. Avery isnt model pretty, shes not a female fatale, neither a girl next door, shes not socially smart or extroverted, shes not talented at any type of art or sport. She does well at school and is smart but not in a prodigy type of smart. Avery was, at her very core, just like anybody else. She didnt have anything that the hawthornes, thea and the other had (even emily and rebecca), and even Eve in some aspects is more something than Avery was a the start. That is maybe why some people think she doenst have a personality or prefer the brothers over her, avery doesnt necessarily fit into any bookish norme we see in others fmc.

Of course that, as the series goes on, avery starts to develop herself. An important part of her character is that, after her moms death, she was in a “coma”, in some sort. She didnt do anything execpt go to school and work. She was trying to survive in the way she knew (ill talk abt this more in another post) but the thing is that, after she inherited, she got out of that coma, for the first time in years she got to chance to do more than just survive. Avery wasnt born special or extraordianry, she wanst born w that on her side but she became an extraordinary person nonetheless once she got the chance to do anything but survive.

[unmerrymagdalene]

*The Substance comes from the movie of the same name (2024). When taken, a person gets a newer, younger, better version of themselves. They must switch off every week to “respect the balance.”

[getinthefuckingcarkitten]

When people say that F!Avery is less of a villain than M!Avery i get a little sad. I thought you guys liked women's wrongs why are you underselling it

[sy-doodles]

uhh boyfriends...,,,.. anyways sorry for not posting been playing minecrap i lost my fvckinghsrdcoreworldimgoingotkillmyselg

f/o's in order of appearance:

Avery Bullock from American Dad

Strait McCool from Fugget About It!! :)

ik Avery is a joke character but idc i like the weird old man

Strait is such a cute hunky dork i love himb 🩷🥺

[dol-dee]

I'm here, I'm your little ray of Sunshine

[politicaldilfs]

Kansas Governor DILFs

Bill Graves, Frank Carlson, Jeff Colyer, Frank L. Hagaman, Robert Docking, George Docking, Andrew Frank Schoeppel, Edward F. Arn, John W. Carlin, John McCuish, Fred Hall, John Anderson Jr., Mark Parkinson, Alf Landon, Mike Hayden, Sam Brownback, Payne Ratner, William H. Avery

[tentacleplains]

more scenes that basically everyone sees but pointing out a specific detail i find interesting: "though i hope you don't cause a scene this time" does avery regularly cause scenes at parties?? lmao

[thunderstruck9]

Avery Singer (American, 1987), Untitled, 2018. Acrylic on canvas stretched over wood panel, 40 x 45 in.

[dollyprincessollie]

please tell us about avery pokemon i don't know much about him but you post about him a lot

HI UR ENABLING MY TENDENCIES. I LOVE MY LITTLE VIDEO GAME BOYFRIEND

but ask amd u shall receive. i will now be listing off every piece of canon information abt him i can think of. HERE GOES

Avery is a tall, skinny (but he has, and i usually dont like these words together, thick thighs) white guy with long blond hair and like. those creepy kinda icy blue eyes 👁👁

He's a psychic type trainer and minor-division gym leader!!! he's also an ACTUAL psychic, hailing from a long lineage of psychics, and has telekinetic abilities :3 however, telekinesis is the only psychic ability he has, so he's kind of the black sheep of his family

because his family thought of him as a disappointment, he developed a like. superiority complex to compensate for his simultaneous inferiority complex. he's very prideful and even would go so far as to LITERALLY LEVITATE PEOPLE if they won against him in battles. he basically covers up his feelings of inadequacy by flaunting his good qualities, though he's prone to exaggerating them as well. he literally straight up pretends to have psychic visions and literally goes "AVERY TELEPORT" when leaving the area

he initially arrived at the dojo in the isle of armor due to being kicked out of the league as a gym trainer for levitating people 💀 he was kind of an asshole at first but since mustard and honey were so nice to him, he kinda chilled out too. HOWEVER when he met the player character, his Superiority-Inferiority complex kind of came back in full swing. he saw that they were better than them and literally LIED to them to keep them away from the dojo. when they make their way to the dojo, he basically fought tooth and nail to make sure he bested them in all of the trials, going so far as to even cheat during the battle by setting up psychic terrain, giving himself an advantage 😭

after he's beaten, he basically goes tsundere mode and is like. "If Only I Was As Strong As . . . BAH FORGET IT ." and after the player beats mustard, avery like. kind of realizes that he wants to be acknowledged by them. he literally trains alone in the dam desert like "OH SLOWPOKE WE'RE REALLY IN IT NOW .... OH TO BE RECOGNIZED BY YOU-KNOW-WHO...." and from then on u can battle him every day :3

after all this, he becomes the minor-division psychic leader 🫡 hard work DOES PAY OFF

AND NOW FOR SOME MISCELLANEOUS but still canon facts

avery's final team is galarian slowbro, galarian rapidash, swoobat (she's the only girl in his team btw :3), alakazam, and galarian slowking! in the galarian star tournament, he only uses his slowbro, alakazam, and slowking :3

avery (and klara, by extension) has a chance of fighting alongside u in a raid battle on the isle of armor! idk what the exact likelihood is though but they Definitely don't show up with each one but. he still oulls up on occasion o7

in the galarian star tournament, he has special dialogue with mustard, bede, fucking SHIELBERT, marnie, and melony!

it's implied that he's afraid of dark types, considering said special dialogue with marnie is like "🥲 I Do Not Wish To Be On The Field With A Dark Type Trainer, But At Least We Are On The Same Side." becaude of this, it could ALSO be implied that he's afraid of ghost types and bug types, considering that dark, ghost, and bug are all strong against psychic types

according to the manga, he's a little weak and tires easily due to his reliance on his telekinesis

...HOWEVER, his second league card shows him.doing pushups with a whole ass galarian slowbro on his back WITHOUT telekinesis, so despite his low stamina, he can lift at least 155.4 lb

due to his speech patterns, avery seems to have a pretty keen ability to associate things with psychic types, or pokemon in general. he often incorporates different psychic type moves in his speech and talks about people (or, the player, specifically) as if they have like. pokemon natures (bold, quirky, hasty, etc.)

avery strongly values elegance and tries to conduct himself in a very gentlemanly way <3 however, he's not immune to being sassy and definitely will be snooty to someone's face

besides the psychic type uniform, avery's clothing is definitely 19th-century inspired! his hat, cravat, shoes, and socks are definitely inspired by victorian dandyism imo. even his glasses are very victorian

THIS IS ALL I HAVE FOR RIGHT NOW.... this is (almost) every piece of canon info i have abt my sweet booboo bear avery *kisses him*... i can also delve into headcanons but. i thought i would delve into the actual factual stuff