#ily salty

[dipperscavern]

As if I haven't partaken witnessing the Cregan spiciness on this blog already but I have offerings:

https://www.tumblr.com/dumb-djarin/729320324235132928?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/citrinebunny/720173948910845952?source=share

These r Cregan Coded Dipper I just know it -🧂

oh my god salty i love you. you’re so right i’m hurting

“his knuckles were bloody and split from defending my honor” OHHHH being disrespected by a drunk council member…. n cregan looks at him, waits for him to take it back, and when he doesn’t, literally just socks him in the mouth. yeah… safe to say when it’s all over and you both retire to your chambers for the night you’re pouncing on him

AND HIM ARRRRF him pinning you with his weight….. oh need need need i can’t say more or else they’ll tske my freedom of speech away

[haunted-plush]

I'm walking on fucking eggshells around anyone who isn't known to ship Cartman w anyone (esp kyman) and it's getting to the point where I'm having to vaguepost about it because I just MENTIONED cartters and I had to retract... like... I understand and I completely respect it but my god it feels like I'm not allowed to like shit or I'll be a bad fucking person

[ladyimaginarium]

[annamatix]

"Opposites attract..." jennifer, babe, i hope you weren't talking about your own universes. the only opposites attracting in your books are the opposite genders

the fmc ALWAYS chooses the guy with the personality closest to hers. name ONE jen lynn barnes book in which that hasn't happened. i DARE you

[waywardsalt]

found an 8 hour video about who’s lila i love weird little indie games with insane depth

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s good big brother day (11月23日) so it’s time to stream senkou hanabi~~~~~~~

[mint-ty]

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[emerynn]

all i ever wanted in life was a wendy-centric gravity falls episode. but alas. i suffer.

[astro-inthestars]

Hi vote Jason because his life was tragic from the start, and sure Hunter is tragic but he gets to heal JASON DIDN'T please vote him he deserve's it. Honor Jason Grace :(

[these-posts-arent-real]

Oh so y'all finally noticed I posted 😒

[un-pearable]

Nya from Ninjago please <3

[alarming-prism]

fnaf being made into a movie is the worst thing to happen to me all year and i got ghosted, cheated on, my car broke down multiple times, there was a fire in my apartment building, and i got a concussion. begging to just be able to avoid things with any degree of ease whatsoever

[tellnxlies]

Me ranting to Olive and Gaz about the bad takes of the Silmarillion fandom even though they don't know what that is or who I'm talking about

[shadyhouse]

name him salty

i hate that i kinda like that ...... thinkin about it 💭

[dodgebolts]

you are very much pandasblr to me, if that helps at all -tinynap

I got the jo vouch this is all that matters to pandasblr membership tbh

[ofgentleresolve]

@wellfell sent in: drenched in sunlight , waves are peacefully brushing over the soft sand . she hates sunlight with the same passion she's been hating momoko since middle school . her beach party was loud , unlike what they thought of her , akina wasn't keen to exist in crowded places like these but at least she looked good . under the shade , sipping her cool berry juice with her pink sunglasses on . pissed , bored , and exceptionally aware of the fact that her old friends hasn't forgotten about the scandals that had her name on it . . . all went smooth until lamon approached her — she was peacefully brooding and glaring at the sea until he sat beneath the cool shadow of the shade beside her . and smiled a little . ❛ did momoko got tired of eyeing me and send you to check on me ? if she keeps calling me miss dracula i will break her jaw . go tell her that . ❜ of course momoko didn't send him , lamon doesn't listen to anyone . she didn't even know with such thick walls of ice between him and his friends , why exactly he appeared . maybe the same reason she did , to see him .

Here’s how life goes: it happens and then expects you to act like it never did. Is that how they think he should act? What, with the way they disappeared into thin air in the aftermath of the accident, only to reappear two years later with some kind of squeal like ‘oh my god, I haven’t seen you in like forever, how have you been my guy?’. Those were the same people who didn’t even bother to visit him in the hospital, let alone send a text. And now they come crawling back like nothing ever happened? Like he’s still the same shadow from two years ago, the naive lamb who would take everything said to him at face value.

Yeah right.

Momoko’s beach party sounded like a drag, from the very beginning. For one thing, the more Co*caine Don*nald’s new roommate talked about, the less it sounded like a meetup so much as a frat party, but copy-and-pasted onto a beach. Why would he go when his roommate already drags him to the beach ( in the middle of the night too- some would say it’s sketchy, but again, who cares, it’s four in the morning, no one should be giving a shit at this time ) anyways? This is just the same, except now he has to put sunblock on if he doesn’t want to burned.

But he’s here anyway, half-tuned out to whatever the hell Momoko and the others are saying. The only reason he knows her is because she was friends with Robin back in the day. ‘Was friends’ because he’s pretty sure she’s not taking the time to go see her up north. He has a red solo cup holding some mysterious blue liquid, which he has no intention on finishing. It’s easy to see how strong the punch is just by the sheer amount of time it took for people to get plastered. Why did he change his mind again?

“Why would she ask me that? She can do her own bidding.” That and if she did ask Lam that, he’d cuss her out instead. At the very least he’d say if she’s so intent on harassing someone she invited, she damn well better have the guts to do it herself. He takes the seat next to the only tolerable person at this party. If the others are busy getting smashed, heating up as hot as the summer sun shining down on them, then Akina is the SEA BREEZE. 

( The wind, day or night, has always been his favorite part of the beach. )

“If you’re Count Dracula, then she can be a WEREWOLF- loud and furry.” Which would be fitting for her, he doesn’t add. Knees brush against Akina’s bare ones. In all technicalities, she doesn’t have to be here either, doesn’t have to hang around these people who smile to her face but give back-handed comments behind her back. 

So why did she go?

( He could ask himself the same question, really. When a mutual friend mentioned that Akina would also be invited, he looked up from his phone for a long moment- she always does that to him, making him stop what he’s doing and listen. He has her number so he could’ve asked her point blank if she would be going. That would be the easiest way to know and to see her.

But then again, for all the times they could be direct with each other, they…aren’t. And besides, if they can just keep ‘meeting up by circumstance’ then it’s all the more convenient, isn’t it? People will talk either way. )

He motions towards the water and the shoreline that stretches in parallel. “...Wanna ditch? They won’t notice if we’re gone for a while.”