Parental figure reader accidentally collecting all of the pathetic meow meow yandere nobles—
Yandere Aemond: "It is good to speak with you again. I-I... uhm... would you like to brush and braid my hair again? I-I only ask because you were so fond of doing it the first time." awkwardly holding a brush in his hand and looking at you like a child eagerly waiting for the approval of their guardian.
Yandere Aegon: "Apologies, brother. As the king, I request that they join me in the garden so that we may go over... plans." Just wants to cuddle them and needs a coverup.
Yandere Lucerys: "They promised to teach me how to tie different sailor knots! You even said that we could go explore the harbor, some beaches, and other stuff!"
Yandere Helaena: "Our bugs? You said you would help me catalog all of my new bugs in our special notebook. There is no possible way for the ink to meet the page and create words otherwise. You are the keeper of the parchment. The one who can hold a quill with far more skill than I."
Yandere Jacaerys sitting in the chair next to reader having been possessively by their side the entire day. "If it so pleases them, they should stay here with me. They have had such an exhausting week, and the morrow will be even busier for them."
Yandere Baela and Rhaena are allowed to cling onto reader because Jacaerys doesn't want to seem jealous of them in front of you.
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after all those marxist aemond jokes i can’t believe that, in the end, it was aegon who tried to invent socialism
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LADY LANNISTER QUOTES
"Your life was forfeited the moment you struck him. Consider every breath from now a gift l can take away."
"Such a sweet little piglet. Shame how easily they can be slaughtered."
"Look at these bastards—oh, I mean, little piglets. They do bear a striking resemblance to their real sire, don’t they?"
"Do you prefer your men as strong as Ser Harwin, Laenor? I'm sure you have much in common to discuss."
"Rhaenyra, you must be so relieved to have such loyal men by your side 一though it's hard to say which is more important, their swords or their seed."
"His eye was a gift compared to what I'll take from Rhaenyra. I'll make her wish she had never been born."
"She'll lose more than just an eye. I'll strip her of everything-her dignity, her hope, her life."
"For every drop of blood my son shed, I'lI spill an ocean from that bastard's veins."
"He'lI be blind, deaf, and mute by the time I'm through with him-a living Corpse in all but name."
"Perhaps you should be grateful. I could have chosen a more permanent solution to your little problem."
"Consider this a friendly reminder that I hold all the cards. Your children’s lives are but a whim of mine."
"To the princess-may her comfortable Iife come to an end soon and so my husband's breath. A toast to what's to come!"
"I fight for my children's future, while you let yours be trampled underfoot by a woman who will never honor you."
"At least I'm honest about what I want-a throne for my son. What do you have, Rhaenys? Empty dreams?"
"Her children are no kin of yours, yet you sacrifice everything for them. Who’s the real slave here?"
"You call yourself a dragon, but you’re nothing more than a docile sheep led to slaughter."
"I'm not a monster. I'm a mother."
"For every tear my children shed, I’ll take another breath from your lungs."
"You were never a king, just a weak man hiding behind a crown. Now, not even that can save you."
"The dead have no say in the realm of the living. Kneel before my son, or meet the same fate as your precious king."
"You cling to the words of a dead man, yet here you are, standing before the queen who will decide your fate."
"They can't take him from me! Not like this, not after everything I've sacrificed!"
"If there's any mercy left in this world, let it be for my son. I can't bear to lose him!"
"Please, help him. I've never begged for anything before-now I beg for my son's life!"
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daeron being so unlike his brothers and alicent feeling responsible for it. has daeron grown up to be kind because he was spared her influence? is her youngest so delightfully normal because he was raised hundreds of miles away from the red keep or from her?
aegon and aemond have been marred by shadows—one a ruler who was crushed beneath the weight of a crown he never wanted, the other a kinslayer who seems to escape from her grasp more and more. how has she, their own mother, failed them so profoundly?
how might aegon and aemond have been, had circumstances—had she—been different. was she the very thing that has doomed her two eldest sons? is she the poison?
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The fact that the whole Dance is centered around a 30-year-old Rhaenyra and a 50-year-old Daemon having beef with some 14-20-year-old nepo babies—including an alcoholic with mommy issues, an autistic pixie girl, an anime villain, and a twink—will never be not funny to me.
C&H set the bar in hell and Rhaenyra still couldn't jump over it 💀
I mean, no one in Team Green gave a single fuck about any of Rhaenyra or Daemon's children. They were either casualties in the war or a minor annoyance for Alicent, Criston, and Otto. The Dragon Seeds were the ones who actually put up a good fight. Fuck, even Bloody Ben who was 11 in F&B, did so much more!
I literally just started laughing like a maniac alone in my room when I thought about this.
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