#if you want to repost the image you absolutely can everywhere

[alexwilltellyouthings]

Hi queer fans of queer stuff! How are we feeling with today's TV industry? How about really bloody angry?

Look, the recent cancelation of Dead Boy Detectives is obviously personal for its fandom, but it's also one more nail in the coffin and I think we have to start doing something about it together.

I went through this with Sense8. With Our Flag Means Death. With smaller but also amazing shows like The Bastard Son and the Devil Himself. Not to mention when it's not cancelled yet but it's boycotted with seasons cut in half or zero marketing. *I am tired*.

If you are too, I ask you to join the campaign. This is specifically about increasing views and attention, not because Netflix is necessarily going to change their minds (we know that's unlikely), but because we want to prove that we exist as a group.

So even if you don't feel like actually watching right now, we ask you to give it a stream if you have a Netflix account, with headphones connected or low volume. If you don't have a Netflix account, and honestly good for you, you can help by boosting us in social media.

I do recommend Dead Boy Detectives for real, it's REALLY good, but this is more about joining forces. They want numbers, so we give them numbers in the most petty way: after they cancelled so that other networks will get interested. At the very least, the crew and creators might get some royalties and they deserve it after busting their asses for years to give us this season.

TL;DR: stream dead boy detectives as a community to shove it in their faces

[bogkeep]

grousing about ai art stuff

every time i open twitter (my mistake) there's a new thread on how to spot ai art or ai photos by finding all the mistakes in it, and like obviously this is useful and it's good to watch out because they kEEP SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE AHHH HELL WORLD HELL WORLD, but it's also a little depressing that we're training ourselves to nitpick all kinds of details within a piece of art.

like even before the artifically generated image boom randos on twitter would reply to fully finished illustrations with the most asinine unsolicited advice possible. art's gonna be flawed sometimes! i'll draw someone in a weird pose because of vibes! i'll wing a hand! i don't fucking know what a house actually looks like!!! like yes of course the way a human artist creates flawed art is different from the way an algorithm doesn't actually know what anything looks like because it has no mind. it doesn't know shit. so it's not that it's UNRELIABLE but it's like. it's like... i've been telling myself and others every time i'm struggling to make something look Just Right that actually nobody i going to be staring as hard at my art as i am while making it. if i don't point it out people aren't likely to notice unless they are going through it with a fine toothed comb BUT NOW WE ARE DOING THAT APPARENTLY. WHICH IS ANYONE'S PEROGATIVE AND FAIR ENOUGH! PEOPLE CAN LOOK AT MY ART HOWEVER THEY WANT IT'S FINE

but it's ALSO so depressing to consider having to analyse every single piece of art you come across like that my goddddddd i just wanna enjoy it!! i wanna enjoy art!!!! i mean the main reason i finally stopped going on twitter regularly was during the NFT boom and i got so tired of having to vet every single artist i came across to make sure i wasnt retweeting nft stuff. like that really ruined my previously enjoyable experience of LOOKING AT NICE ART ON MY FEED WITHOUT PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE.

god another thing that happened during the dark nft times was how certain art styles tended to be nfts. and i don't mean the ugly apes and stuff, like of course there's those, but there were a lot of artists who sold their souls to crypto and there was just a certain Vibe to a lot of those styles. like i got a sixth sense for it, i would see a piece of art by an unknown artists and when i checked - yep, that was a crypto guy now. and you know what!!!! i hated that!!!! i hate that it ruined entire art styles for me!! AND NOW ARTIFICIALLY GENERATED IMAGES ARE DOING THE SAME!!!!! like what tends to tip me off is less because i spotted some wonky hand or a weird flap but because the style is a popular one for the ai bros to imitate. you know what i mean right!!!!!! it's kind of how the ai photos look a bit too clean and crisp and smooth in an unsettling way. it just pings the brain a bit.

ULTIMATELY the absolute main method i have for filtering away ai images isn't so much looking for mistakes, but by checking sources. it's the same way i check that i'm not reblogging from reposting accounts Because That's A Thing I Care About Too - if there's no description or the description seems off and i don't recognise the OP, i check the original post/blog to see what's up. if the image gives me a weird vibe, i check where it comes from and who posted it. oftentimes the comments on posts with ai images will point it out - they're not always accurate and there's definitely been times where people are a little too trigger happy to accuse art of being AI... but it can be a good lead or confirm suspicions. on one hand, i don't want to do detective work while im having chill scrolling time, but on the other hand - i already had this habit for other reasons, so it's less disruptive to me than the alternative. it also helps that it's very rare for ai shit to turn up in my tumblr feed. i don't want to keep looking over my shoulder!!

(also for anyone who wants a little bit of optimism in the middle of all this, here's an episode of Better Offline podcast that outlines how it's very unlikely for generative ai to actually get much better. here's the part two also.)

[somescenecatholic]

Yall this is not the post I wanted to make wth- Please read all of the images!!!

GUYS WHY IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST IN POWER????????

ITS TIME TO (PEACEFULLY) PROTEST!!!!!

REMEMBER PROTEST SAFETY:

Wear gas masks because of tear gas and because this is a surveillance state

Turn your location off so ppl cant track you

If the police get you, REMEMBER YOUR MIRANDA RIGHTS! Even if those are taken away, SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Anything can be taken in any way with them.

If there is more, please dont hesitate to add on to what I'm saying!!!

Also dont let them say this is because of pro-palestinian ppl not voting or smth. The Democratic party and the Republican party sre the same as they are different. Both want division and hate but the blue party puts sweet icing and sprinkles on it.

But the most important thing to remember is:

No matter how hopeless the situation seems, KEEP FIGHTING! Don't stop loving the stranger next to you, protest and take action!!!! RUN FOR PRESIDENT! Change the world! You can say: "But I'm just one person" and one person can influence millions and billions. We can and will change our world for the better! This is temporary. We just have to fight for it!

ALSOOOO please do NOT riot. If you (the person reading this) are Black or Latino, especially if u are a woman, we already have the "aggressive and unruly" stereotype to us. No amount of violence and fear can change that.

Well TYSM FOR READING!!! Please reblog and repost everywhere.

And please remember, the most powerful weapon in the face of the hate we see around us is JOY!!! Of course you have every right to feel sad and anxious about this but don't let your fears control you, yk?

[mutantjellybeans]

Not to go on about this again but like it does get a little frustrating sometimes when people incorrectly announce that something is 100% canon for real in the comics based solely on like a single panel they saw someone else post online, it’s mostly harmless because, yeah, they’re fictional comic books but yall should know by now people can make jpegs do anything they want so next time you see a panel with someone insisting that its contents are 100% canon for real:

Have you read the comic the panel came from? The panel could be taken out of context and have an entirely different meaning within the story itself or it could actually say something completely different all together

Did the OP provide a comic name and issue number? If OP doesn’t provide an issue number that’s a major sign that the panel could be edited, especially if the character is saying something particularly outlandish

Speaking of outlandish: is the text in the panel a reference to another piece of media or do you think it might be a reference to another piece of media? This could be a sign it’s taken from an incorrect quotes account and not an actual comic

Does the text look weird? Is the text different sizes/fonts or weirdly spaced in the bubble? This one might be hard to notice if you’re not into graphic design or typography so no judgement if you don’t but things like letter/word spacing, text size, font, bubble shape, etc is something that’s taken very seriously, bubbles need to be easy to read, pleasing to the eye, and take up as little space as possible, that’s why lettering is a whole separate job in the comic book industry. For example, in these panels “sons…” would not be left on it’s own in one line, “ya basic” would be given more impact, and all the text in the bubbles on the second panel are way too squished together (notice how the words are basically touching the outside of the bubble and how “devastating” is squished and small)

Similarly, is the text a higher quality than the rest of the image? In the infamous “I know you’re here Dracula, where’s my goddamn money?” Moon Knight image that a lot of people thought was real, for example, there’s a certain graininess to the image that doesn’t extend to the text bubble, which is notably clean-looking, in higher quality versions of the image you can even see the pixels of the text bubble that was slapped over the original text (which shouldn’t be possible considering the comic came out in the 80’s)

Did you look at OP’s page? Are they a fanartist? Some extremely talented fanartists dedicate a lot of time and effort to mimicking the comic book style, and they can be really good at it, though unfortunately these fanartists’ work are often reposted without credit which can lead others to believe they’re canon when they’re not, in this case remember: 1. look for an issue number, 2. reverse image search to see if you can find where the panel came from, and 3. keep in mind…

An A-list superhero being canonized as queer is a huge fucking deal, like mainstream news big deal, if an A-list character was confirmed as queer it would be absolutely goddamn everywhere, from IGN and comic book YouTubers to fucking Joe Rogan and late night talk shows, you wouldn’t be able to hear the end of it, so if you think “hey, shouldn’t this be a bigger deal?” stop and investigate further

And finally, the most annoying question: are you sure this is the right version of the character? Comics are filled with alternate timelines, parallel universes, clones, shapeshifters, and so on, are you absolutely positive that the panel you’ve found is the classic character from the main timeline? For example, people frequently used to use Harley and Ivy’s kiss in Bombshells as proof that their relationship was canon in the main DC timeline (it wasn’t, but it is now!), and people still use Logan and Hercules’s relationship in X-Treme X-Men #10 as proof that Wolverine is bisexual in the main 616 universe, which he is not, though it is kind of implied sometimes

I know a major part of this is me being an annoying, nit-picking comic book elitist and, yes, this is all mostly harmless BUT I also think this could be a really great way to exercise your media literacy skills as well as a good, harmless lesson in not taking everything you see online at face value and, hey, it might even get you to read some really great comic books in the process!

Improve your media literacy and critical thinking skills one edited comic book panel at a time! K thx, love you, bye!

[toastling]

It goes without saying that if an up-and-coming hero wants to help build their brand, it's important for them to have some sort of presence on social media.

While some of the heroes in older age brackets end up joining platforms in an attempt to bridge the gap with younger prospective fans, for new heroes of a younger persuasion, their success as a hero and their popularity online end up feeding into one another to help chart their course up the national leader boards.

Here are a few examples of 'rising star' heroes young and old and their respective online platforms:

Amily Garen: She is very active and outspoken on Bluejay, particularly in regard to both dragon and LGBT issues and media, but her biggest audiences outside her hero work are from her Pictogram profile where she shares workout videos, her adventures in parkour around the city, various self-defense tips, and the occasional clip of her hero work. One of the most Online of the heroes.

Snow Angel: All her personal pages are private, but she does have a Bluejay and yet to be named YouTube equivalent account for her band, Chelsea Says, which are both pretty active.

Good Ol' Greg: Despite being well into his 70s, he's wildly popular on Bluejay. It was recently discovered that he was the man behind his universe's equivalent of dril and it was worldwide news for like a week. Nobody saw it coming, but honestly, they really should have.

Kid Cthulhu: He's actually a pretty prolific artist online whose work tends to get reposted without credit more often than he'd like. He's very popular among teenagers and fans of the eldritch and macabre, but purportedly maintains a second persona for "normie" art that is also pretty popular. Nobody knows what the latter is though, only that he's out there, somewhere...

Cadence: She actually makes more money streaming video games than she does as a hero, which given the average salary within the hero industry for someone signed to a major agency such as her is really saying something. She's famous for her deep conversations on life, philosophy, and mental health with her chat while simultaneously no scoping e-sport pros like it's nothing.

Miyamoto Takuma: Also pushing 70, Takuma actually has a fairly successful travel blog. As the only pro hero allowed to work *without* an agency, he isn't bound to only areas his agency has a presence or affiliate in, or to the random assist request. He's always traveling the country and tends to take beautiful photographs of locals and environments.

Cheshire: She's an extremely popular food blogger on Pictogram. She's also a frequent sight in engineering circles all across the internet, both in the comments and in sharing projects of her own. All her tech is homegrown, after all, and she loves to share her inventions, innovations, and expertise.

Rave: Active on Bluejay. They speak entirely in emojis and textless reaction images. Their energy is that of some godforsaken combination of Deadpool, Harley Quinn, and the Joker with the aesthetic of an edgy Japanese schoolgirl with a weird sense of humor. They pop up in the most random places and run the single largest botnet on the internet for the sole purpose of trolling politicians in every country on Earth.

Amanda Reins: Very popular on that YouTube equivalent with videos of her various builds and robots. Think Adam Savage but if he also made fully autonomous semi-intelligent robots. She's also one of the internet's most well-known and respected white hat hackers.

Jack Hyde: Even villains need an online presence in the modern day. There are actually two Jack Hyde accounts active on Bluejay right now, each proclaiming to be the *real* successor to the name. Jack Hyde is one of the few legacy villains who has been represented by multiple people over the decades.

Providence: Extremists? Terrorists? Liberators? It all depends on who you ask. But they are absolutely everywhere online, from the front page to the deepest, darkest, nichest corners you can imagine. Their manifestos are as popular as they are eloquent, and are suspected to have drawn in 90% of its current members.

[caosdangsuy]

[Week 3] Digital Community: Tumblr Case Study

These days, the development of digital technology is becoming more and more explosive. They are widespread and popular everywhere, making anyone of any age want to become "more digital". 

With the rapid development of digital technology, a series of social networking platforms have appeared to help people connect, share, or serve various personal purposes such as Facebook, Instagram, X (Twitter), TikTok, etc.. Among the social networking platforms that many people are interested in, Tumblr impresses with its differences.

What is Tumblr? What makes Tumblr unique?

"Tumblr is whatever you want it to be."

Tumblr is a microblogging and social networking platform founded in 2007 by David Karp. This is an interesting platform to develop an online community where users can create personal blogs or microblogs and post content in many different formats like posts, videos, images, GIFs, or even music without the length limit of the post. Through many years of development, Tumblr has had up to 519 million Tumblr Blogs by 2024 and hundreds of billions of posts on it.

Tumblr not only attracts users with its ability to support multimedia through posts, but it also attracts users with many unique features that not every platform has

Absolute privacy

Just using one email, users can create many different blog pages. Different from other platforms like Facebook, these block pages can be given any name depending on the user. It can be a name, nickname, or anonymous. Tumblr provides a high level of anonymity and allows users complete freedom to share without providing any information.

Moreover, when in "safe mode", Tumblr allows users to set up their accounts to only display valid accounts (not minors), allowing users to choose the content considered safe or sensitive content.

Interaction

Tumblr allows everyone to see public posts without having to log in. At the same time, Tumblr allows users to follow other accounts without requiring a mutual connection, promoting a non-reciprocal social network. In particular, online status is not provided to others. Therefore, this is a great feature for "stalkers" who want to search for anyone's information.

Users who log in to their accounts can like, follow, or repost content on their blogs. At the same time, users also can add or delete blogs they follow, as well as block others from accessing their blogs.

Hashtags space

Tumblr provides a large space dedicated to hashtags, facilitating the discovery of content with similar topics, and making it easier for users to search. At the same time, users' self-created hashtags can also make them have a unique impression.

Tumblr - a potential online brand community

According to Mousavi, Roper, and Keeling (2017), an online brand community (OBC) provides an opportunity for people to transform their identities through active participation in communities and the adoption of shared norms and values.

Tumblr fits perfectly with the concept of OBC. With incognito mode and no distinction between regular and verified accounts, all users on Tumblr are equal. They can share personal opinions and connect with people who share their ideals. Users can live true to themselves, comfortably and freely without fear of anyone's judgment. These features help users connect through common interests and personalities, and help them bond into a community. One of the typical examples is the strong growth of the LGBTQ+ community on Tumblr.

In conclusion, Tumblr is a unique social networking platform with special features, that help users interact, connect and post posts publicly or anonymously. The uniqueness of Tumblr has created an equal digital community where everyone can feel free to share and connect.

Reference list

Chang, Y, Tang, L, Inagaki, Y & Liu, Y 2014, ‘What is Tumblr’, ACM SIGKDD Explorations Newsletter, vol. 16, no. 1, pp. 21–29.

Mousavi, S, Roper, S & Keeling, KA 2017, ‘Interpreting Social Identity in Online Brand Communities: Considering Posters and Lurkers’, Psychology & Marketing, vol. 34, no. 4, pp. 376–393.

ProfileTree 2023, ‘What Is Tumblr? A Comprehensive Guide to This Unique Social Media Platform | ProfileTree’, ProfileTree Web Design and Digital Marketing, viewed <https://profiletree.com/what-is-tumblr/>.

Ruby, D 2023, ‘59+ Tumblr Statistics For 2023 (Demographics & Trends)’, DemandSage, viewed <https://www.demandsage.com/tumblr-statistics/>.

Tumblr 2020, ‘About Tumblr’, What is Tumblr? Well, it’s a website., viewed <https://about.tumblr.com/>.

[komishko]

Welcome!

To sort the blog, I will tag things as:

"#Komishko's Arts and Crafts" - For creations like art and writing.

"#Komishko's Discord" - Me talking to people, random thoughts, and non-artistic shitposts.

"#Komishko's Pinned Reblogs" - I very rarely reblog things, but this is my general reblog tag.

Art requests are always open! I'm also glad to participate in art trades. Can't do commissions though.

Please notify me if you repost my art.

I try to keep this blog screen reader accessible! Be on the lookout for my image descriptions and ALT text.

More info below, this post will absolutely be edited with more relevant info in the future.

Once again, you bestow thy gaze upon another part of the internet.

G'day! You can call me Komishko, or just Komi (within a clear context) (She/Her).

If you see another "Komishko" on another site, it's best to ask me if that's me. I use this name everywhere and it's practically never taken, but it's best to be sure.

If it's not reblogs and thoughts of mine, it's my own art. I just draw whatever I wanna draw, as overwise, this would be a mere collection of soulless illustrations.

I am still learning things about art, so if you want to share constructive criticism, opinions, suggestions, fun ideas, or if you want to ask me a question, I would be glad to hear you out!

Can you use my work anywhere?

If you use any of my works for personal use, (For example: using my art for desktop wallpapers, reaction images in DMs, PFPs for non important accounts), then just go ahead lol, there's zero problem in that and you don't need to do anything else.

If you wish to use my works in a public scenario, or monetized projects, (for example: PFP of a popular account, youtube thumbnails or videos), then warn me, and please credit me! You can merely mention my name, or link this whole blog, whatever fits.

If you choose publicly share my art on other websites (AKA Repost it) without telling me, that is not okay! Please inform me of any reposts you are aware of, or partake in.

Do I take Requests?

It is unlikely that I will follow every singular request that I could receive, but if I like an idea that you send me, I will be more than likely to place it upon a digital canvas for the world to see, so feel free to send me something in asks/DMs!

Do I take Commissions?

Alas, nope! I would be completely okay with placing a price tag upon my works, but sanctions be damned, Russia's shaboingery makes it far too troublesome for me to bother. Perhaps I shall figure it out one day. Slightly elaborated on here.

Check your posture, open your window to let some fresh air in and get yourself a glass of water, if not some tea. If you aren't having a great time on the internet, you are not using it correctly!

[ladyyatexel]

Lady Yate-Xel Is Making Art For Money!

This is certainly a brand new concept you’ve never seen before. Revolutionary, even.

If you are interested in being in the driver seat of where my art hand goes next, read onward! I am minus job and plus living in a society, so consider partaking in my innovative swap of Colors for Currency.

★Info current as of Sept 16, 2023★

👇 Check below for terms and details! 👇

☆Having some health issues right now, so production is slower than usual! Doing my best but the wind is against me~!☆

Pricing/Payment:

Prices are in US Dollars and are for:

color images

single figure

no to minimal background

standard 8.5" x 11" size

primarily digital media

Increase in size, number of subjects, or complexity increases the price. For every additional subject/character, expect to add another $30.

Payment is made through PayPal invoice only. Payment under $50 is required in full up front. Higher price points can be paid in portion up front and then in full upon completion. Please let me know if you intend to utilize split payment, otherwise I will assume and invoice for full up front. I will not deliver a full and finished high res image without full payment.

Pricing is for private personal usage only. Additional charges apply for license to reproduce.

Usage/Rights:

Customer has rights to use the image for typical digital scenarios, such as profile photos, story illustrations, and similar. Credit is required for these types of uses. Printing for personal settings are absolutely fine. Frame it in your living room or tape it in your locker, go nuts.

The image is not to be reproduced for sale by others, reposted in a gallery or social media, or be used in any kind of monetized setting. I retain all reproduction and exhibition rights to the image, i.e. making prints for sale and featuring it in portfolios on and offline. I will not sell prints of images featuring your characters or real people.

Subjects:

I don’t do pornographic or fetish images, and I reserve the right to refuse any project based on my comfort with the content.

That said, I love drawing blood in many contexts, please ask me t paint blood. 👍

Images are not limited to media franchises you've seen me work with! Feel free to propose I make your fave from something I've never seen!

Check out my other work linked in my sidebar here on tumblr or at ladyyatexel just about everywhere to get an idea of what I make and if I'm a good fit for your project. If there's a particular style or image of mine you like and want me to use as a guide for how to approach your project, it's helpful to reference that when you contact me.

If you're interested in something not listed here, like my dolls or watercolors, feel free to contact me! I've just listed the basics here.

Process and Delivery:

Send me a description of what you'd like me to paint for you, including subjects, size, and medium, and make sure to note if you would need it by a certain date. We'll also go over what general style you'd like and I'll get any references or descriptions I'll need from you.

• Once I've accepted the commission and received payment, I'll send you thumbnail sketches of possible compositions and colors and you and I will work out which one we like from those.

• I'll make a preliminary drawing from the selected thumbnail and send you a copy for approval or changes. This is where anything big can be changed. To protect myself from abuse of my time, I put a soft limit of three revisions on both thumbnails and pencil before you will need to pay a little extra.

• Once any adjustments are finished, I can begin work on the final and send you another image for final approval. Small changes can be made here, but most of the image will be committed to final at this stage. Once you approve, assuming all is paid, I can send you the final.

• Please allow approximately three weeks for a final image delivery. Turnaround can be shorter or longer depending on complexity of the project or outside factors, but this is a good estimate to keep in mind in case your project is time sensitive.

Delivery is in the form of a high-res (300+dpi) scan. Any versions I post online will include a watermark.

Physical delivery is not currently available.

Contact me at ladyyatexel.art @ gmail dot com with inquiries, proposals, and offers of unfathomable fame and fortune. Please don’t send commission proposals on social media or places like Discord – I prefer to keep everything about a transaction confined to email so nothing is lost or confused between platforms. If you have a quick question about whether I'll do a particular subject or something similar, social media messaging is fine!

By commissioning me, you are agreeing to all the above.

Thanks for looking! I hope we can make some cool stuff together!

[un-beel-ievable]

Obey Me! Headcanons - The Demon Brothers react to a MC who owns a golden retriever 🐕

Author’s note: I'm home :3 Feel free to reblog, but please do not repost!! If you enjoy my writing, do leave me a like and/or a comment (and follow me to see similar content in the future :D)!

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Lucifer ☕

• When your dog first bounds over to greet Lucifer, it’s difficult to tell if the eldest born is a fan of your four-legged pal or not. The Avatar of Pride scrutinizes the ball of fluff as if he were a judge on a dog show —all the while as your dog vibrates impatiently by the front door with a tennis ball in its mouth. Perhaps it senses the need to be on its best behaviour if it’s to impress Lucifer.

• “A pet is a responsibility, not a novelty. I sincerely hope that you thought long and hard about the obligations of a pet owner before you went ahead with your decision to adopt. That being said, you appear to be doing quite well with your four-legged companion —they’re very well behaved. I have absolutely no qualms with you taking over Cerberus’s care when you return to the House of Lamentation; clearly you’d manage much more elegantly than my brothers. Perhaps Cerberus would enjoy the company of your charming pooch as well…”

• So Lucifer does like your dog. Not an entirely surprising revelation, if you’ve seen how he behaves around Cerberus in private. The strict no-nonsense archdemon turns into the softest dog owner that you’d ever have the pleasure of meeting; he’s all ear scritches and belly rubs. By the end of his visit, your dog is blissfully rolling on the carpet by Lucifer’s feet as the Avatar of Pride informs it over and over again that it is indeed “a good dog”.

• Perhaps you’ll even catch the small —but genuine— smile twitching at the corners of Lucifer’s lips as he does so.

Mammon 💳:

• In hindsight, perhaps giving Mammon a heads up about the presence of your pooch would have been a good idea.

• Despite your numerous attempts to reassure Mammon that the furry ball of enthusiasm barreling towards him is a Good Dog™, the terrified shriek that escapes the Avatar of Greed is shrill and ear-splitting enough to shatter your windows (Metaphorically speaking, of course. Rest assured, no windows were harmed in the writing of this headcanon.). When your dog leaps at him to nudge its head into his hand for scritches™ and headpats™, Mammon’s life flashes before his eyes. The only image that he can bring to mind before he passes out cold on your carpet is Cerberus’s terrifying snarl.

• When Mammon comes to, your dog is sitting on his chest —looking concerned and suitably chastised for accidentally scaring the living daylights out of the demon. (Even though Mammon refuses to come clean about how terrified he was. “The great Mammon? Afraid of a lil’ dog? W-What...What are ya talkin’ about? I wasn’t scared!”) The events that occurred over the last couple of minutes play on a loop in Mammon's mind. It finally dawns on him that your dog isn’t the ferocious beast that his imagination had conjured up, and his cheeks flush scarlet.

• Please give your demon a hug. I think he needs one. Or several.

Leviathan 🎮:

• If Leviathan had a pet ranking system, Henry 1.0 and Henry 2.0 would always claim the highest spots possible —the S-tiered, 5-star gods of the pet world. No golden retriever could ever worm its way to the top and snatch his love for them from under his feet. Sorry. But your dog is pretty cute, he’ll give you that.

• Too cute, maybe. Hey...um...you don’t love your dog more than you love him, right? What? Him, the Avatar of Envy, jealous? No! Of course not! Why would you make such an outrageous assumption? He’s not jealous —an adorable fluff ball of enthusiasm for the outdoors and joy is a way better than an icky otaku, after all. Leviathan doesn’t blame you for choosing your dog over him. Any sane individual would do the same...

• When you finally manage to reassure your demon that your dog is in no way competition for the affection that you hold for him, —he’ll always be your favourite demon, even if you have a dog. Even if you have a hundred dogs. Nothing is going to change that— he begins looking at your pooch in a different light. That’s right —as a potential cosplay partner. There’s this new anime that’s been released recently...Levi was wondering if you had heard of it? It’s titled: My Partner Is The Proud Owner Of A Golden Retriever And I’m An Otaku Who Enjoys The Simple Pleasure Of Collecting Merchandise and Cosplaying. One of the main characters happens to own a golden retriever as well, and if you’re willing to give him your blessing (the irony, I know), perhaps you’d lend him your pooch for an afternoon of cosplay and photography?

Satan 📚:

• Satan is a cultured demon who enjoys the company of four-legged companions, but he’s admittedly a fan of felines...not canines. Still, he prides himself on keeping an open mind towards new experiences, so he agrees to spend an afternoon with you and your dog (Even though he’d much rather be attending the opening day ceremony of the Devildom’s newest cat cafe. The things he does for love.).

• He performs some through research before meeting your dog for the first time; spending afternoon after afternoon in the sanctuary of his room reading about dogs and how to care for them. No number of books could prepare him for the real thing, however. When Satan first comes over to spend the afternoon in your home, he’s stiff and awkward —unsure of what to do with a dog. He ends up spending the first hour on your couch, sipping tea and spouting facts about golden retrievers.

• Show him the rope that your dog enjoys playing tug-of-war with, or the tennis ball that it insists on carrying in its jaws everywhere it goes. It takes a while for Satan to warm up to your pooch, but he’ll gradually learn to love —or at the very least, tolerate— your canine companion, even though he still firmly believes in the superiority of cats. Speaking of which, you’d accompany him on a date to that new cat cafe, right?

Asmodeus 💋:

• Oh! Your golden retriever is absolutely adorable! And gorgeous too —albeit not as beautiful as him, but that’s to be expected. There’s not a single individual in all of the three realms that could match up to his beauty. And your dog has such luscious fur too...dear Diavolo, he’d kill to have a haircare routine that’s as effective on his locks.

• Would you be willing to take a photo of him posing with your pooch? It’s for his Devilgram followers, of course —such beauty must be shared with the world, no? You’re not entirely sure if Asmo’s referring to his beauty, your dog’s beauty, or the shared, collective beauty of him and your dog. It doesn’t particularly matter. The two (three?) of you end up spending the entire afternoon orchestrating an impromptu photoshoot, and then spending the evening editing the photographs from said shoot for Devilgram.

• Generally gets along with your four-legged companion like a house on fire. There’s just one, itsy-bitsy issue.

• Your dog sheds. A ton. No matter how often you brush its fur, or how many boundaries you set about it not being allowed on the furniture, it seems determined to shed every carpet, sofa and bed that you own. Asmo never stops whining about the copious amounts of fur that now decorate every article of clothing he owns, but at least your dog seems happy to be able to leave its mark —on Asmo’s ensembles, of course, but also his heart.

Beelzebub 🍔:

• Corporate has asked you to find the difference between this picture and this picture—

• Asmo gets along well with your dog. Beel gets along with your dog even better. As one of the few only brothers who’s willing to spend any amount of time with Cerberus (granted, most of the time he’s only doing so because he’s been promised free food), Beel has grown into quite the dog lover. Your dog seems thrilled to be in the company of someone who appears to wholeheartedly enjoy its company —your dog is thrilled by the company of anyone who’s willing to give it their time of day, but still— and Beelzebub is thrilled to be in the company of a four-legged companion who appears to wholeheartedly enjoy his company. Beel is happy to spend whole afternoons playing with your dog...interspaced with the occasional snack break, of course.

• Speaking of which, Beel very much struggles with not giving into your golden retriever’s extremely convincing puppy dog eyes. Objectively, he knows that giving your dog human (or demon) food is a terrible idea —the last thing he wants is to be the reason that your dog has to take a trip to the vet. But your dog is so cute! And it’s looking at his food with such an intense longing in its eyes...Beel can relate to that. Surely a little nibble wouldn’t hurt…

• When you find yourself having to tell Beel off, suddenly you find yourself at the receiving end of 2 sets of puppy dog eyes; both Beel and your pupper are very sorry. They swear it’ll never happen again! Please don’t be upset…

• How are you supposed to stay mad at them?

Belphegor 🛏:

• ...listen.

• It’s not that he hates dogs. Honestly! He likes dogs as much as the next demon! But they can be loud and yappy and so incredibly energetic, and your golden retriever is more hyper than most. It always wants to go on walks, or play fetch, or make him throw its favourite tennis ball over and over again but refuse to hand it over so he has to engage in a slobbery game of tug-of-war to steal the ball from it —it’s just too much for the Avatar of Sloth. Just watching your dog zip across the room in a display of its endless amounts of energy is enough to tire Belphie out...is playtime over yet? He just wants to take a nap.

• Makes multiple attempts to talk you into allowing Beel to look after your dog. Just for an afternoon! His twin certainly has the energy to keep your hyperactive pup entertained for the whole day, and since you can be assured that your dog is well taken care of, perhaps the two of you could finally stay inside for once and take a nice, long nap. It’s been too long since he’s gotten to hold you in his arms…

• By the time Beel returns your dog to you, it’s all tuckered out from its day of adventures. As you’re thanking Beel for looking after your dog for the day, you catch him chuckling softly at something over your shoulder —Belphie and your furry friend, dozing off together on the couch. They appear to finally be getting along.

BONUS: I'm still not terribly comfortable with adding the (former) undatables to my writing repertoire, but my partner happens to be very fond of the demon butler...and I happen to be very fond of them. So just this once, just to see how it goes...

Barbatos 🍵:

• Oh? So this is the sweet bundle of fur that he’s heard so much about. It’s a pleasure to meet them at long last. Barbatos has always been fond of dogs, and your dog is quite an endearing creature to say the least...it actually reminds Barbatos of Cerberus when he was a puppy. How time flies.

• Treats your dog as if it were an esteemed guest of the castle. As long as Barbatos is around, you needn’t lift a finger when it comes to the care of your beloved pet. Keeping your dog fed and watered? Barbatos has it covered; the butler seems to have an in built in timer when it comes to feeding your dog —Barbatos serves its meals at exactly 6 in the morning and 6 in the evening. Not a minute early, not a minute late. When taking your dog out on walks, he carries a spare bottle of water for the sole purpose of offering it to your dog if it gets thirsty. Speaking of walks...Barbatos is more than happy to escort your pooch on walks in the event that you’re unavailable to do so yourself. Barbatos generally allows your golden to lead the way on their excursions, and is content with following along behind it to keep it out of trouble for however long it wishes to remain outdoors. If it were to tire itself out, Barbatos takes your dog into his arms and carries it the rest of the way home.

• Your pooch becomes very spoiled very quickly. It’s unclear if you’ve gained a butler...or if your dog has.

[1kook]

commercial break ; TWO

a netflix & chill drabble this takes place concurrently with the first part  !

summary; Even after all these years, all these doubts, and all this solitude that was really no one’s fault but his own, he still finds himself hoping that maybe you’ll be the one. warnings; vague smut descriptions but ntm miscellaneous; loneliness ;// but it gets better ! word count; 1k

notes; an anon asked what kook’s perspective was during the first episode of the series so here you go!! lmk what u think <3

He misplaced his contacts that morning and he doesn’t find them until he’s halfway through the recipe, right after he’s blindly eyeballed the measuring cup. The water to pasta ratio is all wrong and his sweater makes his skin feel itchy. He wants to rip it off and leave it somewhere on the couch, but he reminds himself he doesn’t know you yet, doesn’t know your stance on tattoos, so he resigns himself to the stuffy fabric for the night.

Namjoon had said you were cool.

Cool, he thinks, idly staring at the wine cabinet. What did cool people drink? He doesn’t know, he was never that. He tries to think back to all the cool people he’s known, but when he thinks too hard it only brings him back to those high school parties. The ones he never attended, just heard about the Monday after. Would you like wine or beer? Maybe beer. He almost goes for it, before reminding himself it doesn’t really go with the fancy pasta he spent the last two hours making. Jeez, his incompetence was showing.

Could you tell? Would you walk in and know right away how much of an embarrassing effort Jungkook put into this night? Namjoon said the cloud of loneliness that followed him was palpable in the air, foggy even, which is why he’d been nice enough to set him up with someone else for the first time in months.

He felt absolutely awful. Granted it’s been a while since he’d last gone on a date, even longer since the last time it wasn’t explicitly coordinated over that dumb Tinder app Taehyung had introduced him to. He’s kicking his ass right now for even offering up his place like this, but he comforts himself with the fact that hey, at least I won’t have to Uber home sad and alone again.

The water boils fairly quickly, the action bringing with it a sudden realization.

What if you don’t like him? What if he’s too quiet again, or too stoic? His last flings have all said the same thing— said Jungkook was too calm for them, that they wanted someone wild—so he’s starting to believe it’s true. it’s hard to grow away from that shell he’s spent so many years in, that carefully molded image he slipped into without ever realizing.

He just wants someone to hold him close and tell him they like him for him—for all the things he is and isn’t—not for his body or his looks or the money that’s started flowing in. Was that too much to ask?

The doorbell rings just as he’s plating the pasta, sending a fright up his spine that nearly has him dropping the sauce pan. He rushes over embarrassingly fast and flings it open.

Even after all these years, all these doubts, and all this solitude that was really no one’s fault but his own, he still finds himself hoping that maybe you’ll be the one.

—

You’re so soft and so pretty. Your laughter fills the entire room and slips around his heart, squeezes through the cracks until he’s gasping for air. You're sneaky and sly, nudge his foot beneath the table when he talks about his job, like you’re actually interested in him and want to know more. He’s too shy to brag, but there’s a warmth in his chest from the way you don’t push him to speak, but leave just enough space for him to add anything in.

Still, Jungkook’s terribly afraid of you. He’s afraid of that glint in your eyes, the one that tells him he’d never impress a girl like you in a thousand years— so why were you laughing at his jokes, complimenting his food? Part of him wants to prove you wrong, wants to keep you here beside him, but he acknowledges it’s a bit of a stretch for someone like him.

You melt into his cushions, and then into his arms. Cold fingers trail up his skin, marvel over the ink he had been so worried about before. You tell him they’re cool, the coolest things in the world, and his heart flips over three times in his chest.

You pick one of his favorite movies to watch after dinner, looking at him with those sneaky eyes when he sits on the couch. He doesn’t understand at first, but suddenly your hands are everywhere and your voice is crooning by his ear. You fit perfectly on his lap, fingers carding through his hair.

You’re so soft and so pretty, he thinks for the nth time that night, hands holding onto your hips and your skin. You make the cutest little sounds and look at him like he was made just for you. Maybe he is, because he’s never felt this strongly before, never felt the air leave his lungs so quickly before. You say his name and he swallows it right up, kisses down your jaw and neck, the floral scent of your perfume drowning his senses.

“I’ll fuck you and keep you forever,” he groans, mind stuck on those precious sounds that slip from your swollen lips, the lewd slap of his hips against yours. He knows it’s that weirdly possessive streak in him, the one that never manifested during high school, rearing its ugly head now of all times in front of the beautiful girl beneath him.

But you like it, he realizes. You like the way he pushes you around and makes you his, how he swallows you up and refuses to release. Your breaths grow airy and high, fingers reaching for any part of him available. Until you’re falling, falling straight into his arms where Jungkook is more than happy to catch you. He holds you like you’re a present, a quivering gift that drips around his aching member until he’s stumbling along with you.

—

The next morning you’re even sweeter, eating his favorite avocado breakfast at his side. He can tell it’s not your favorite taste in the world, yet you laugh when he blushes, corner him against the countertop to kiss it off his lips. You’re so warm and so soft, there’s an ache in his heart. He doesn’t want to be anywhere else, not now or not ever. He’s quickly learning that to be in your arms is to be loved and in love and Jungkook has never felt better.

—

Copyright © 2020, 1kook on tumblr. absolutely NO reposts allowed.

[honghuas]

Exo’s Sexy Stuff Meme Repost, don’t reblog.

Bold for yes Italic for maybe Strike if absolutely not.

tagged: stolen from @vilestblood ! tagging: anyone out there !

blank meme: here

General

heterosexual. bisexual. homosexual. pansexual. demisexual. asexual.

enjoys sex with men. enjoys sex with women. enjoys sex with nonbinary persons.

enjoys sex with one partner. enjoys sex with two partners. enjoys sex with multiple partners.

prefers experienced partners. prefers moderately experienced partners. prefers inexperienced partners.

one night stands. friends with benefits. serious relationships.

private locations. public locations. unconventional locations. nature oriented locations. elaborate: i think HC is a person who is slow to fall in love, but when he does, it fully encapsulates him. i think he wouldn’t mind being super into sex or abstaining from it for long periods of time if his partner preferred. he’s possessive though, and won’t share. i’ve always seen him as demiromantic/homosexual just based on the nature of his relationship with XL and his reaction to the land of tender demons realizing he doesn’t respond to female naked forms. as for location? homie will do it everywhere tbh. ik fanon likes the idea of the gambler’s den but i don’t think HC would be into it if everyone could see. only with an array or smth to hide them. no one can see his bb but him!

The Light Stuff

submissive. dominant. switch.

top. bottom. power bottom. soft top. switch. service top. service bottom.

initiates. does not initiate.

no sex drive. low sex drive. average sex drive. high sex drive. hypersexual.

likes to kiss. be kissed. make out. be made out with.

vaginal sex. anal sex. oral sex. intercrural sex.

clothed sex. partially clothed sex. naked sex. lingerie/kink specific clothing.

extra notes: again, i think he’s down for almost anything. i don’t follow the belief HC is a hard top, i think he just aims to please. he loves kissing. please kiss him in any way you want. i put maybe for initiates bc he takes his partner into consideration and that sometimes makes him hesitant he’s coming on too strong, so he prefers them to tell him they’re ready. i’m not comfy with genderbend stuff where only one partner changes sex for a lot of reasons, but if it’s an au for hualesbians that’s different for me. as well as nb/trans XLs.

The Medium Stuff

general: having toys used on them. using toys on their partner. using a plug. using a plug on partner. being worshipped. worshipping. having their hair pulled. pulling hair. wax play. power exchange. sensation play.

touch: handjobs. fingering. mutual masturbation. likes to be spanked. likes to spank. scratching. being scratched. bruising. being bruised.

oral: cunnilingus. fellatio. anilingus. likes to bite (to the point of bruising). likes to be bitten (to the point of bruising).

sounds: silent. grows in volume. loud. fakes/exaggerates. swears. calls partner’s name. bites to muffle themselves. prefers a quiet partner. prefers a loud partner. prefers dirty talk. give praise.  receive praise. being teased. teasing. likes to be humiliated/degraded. likes to humiliate/degrade. calling partner daddy/mommy. being called daddy/mommy.

sight: likes to be watched. likes to watch. third party witness. being blindfolded. blindfolding.

binding: likes to be held down. likes to hold down. likes to be tied up. likes to tie up. wear a collar. make their partner wear a collar. wear a leash. make their partner wear a leash.

toys (make a list): ik there’s some freaky toys in heaven and the ghost realm don’t make me list them. no, he refuses to use ruoye and e ming.

extra notes: HC is suuuper into medium play stuff but anything that can trigger memories of the past events, esp in regards to XL being tortured is a hard pass for him. some things he also has body image issues with, so he may be uncomfortable having to see himself.

The Heavy Stuff

general: pet play. discipline. forced to orgasm. force an orgasm. being gagged. gagging. being pegged. pegging. sensory deprivation. double penetration.

touch: being fisted. fisting. being marked. marking. knife play. gun play. blood play.

oral: likes to deepthroat. likes to be deepthroated. likes to be facefucked. likes to facefuck. likes to bite (to the point of bleeding). likes to be bitten (to the point of bleeding). likes to eat partner’s cum. likes to have their cum eaten. likes to eat cum out of an orifice. likes to have cum eaten out of an orifice. likes to be spit on/in. likes to spit on/in partner.

sound: crying. making partner cry. screaming. making partner scream.

breath: likes to be choked. likes to choke. likes to be smothered. likes to smother.

sight: being broadcasted. broadcasting.

binding: likes to be tightly bound. likes to tightly bind. likes to be clamped. likes to clamp. would wear a chastity belt. likes their partner wearing a chastity belt.

toys (make a list): n/a. except the butterfly  nipple clamps w/ the chain. ik XL be lookin good and tuggable in those for him k

extra notes: again, things that trigger past events are a hard pass. he’s not comfortable with it. i  DO think HC would be very aroused at the idea of sparring and gege ‘happening’ to cut his clothes to shreds and maybe give him a cut or two to heal up. i think this fool just likes the idea of being XL’s personal fuck toy

[kamari3]

I have a question about Underlust(main story not fanart), and was redirected here by Alaina. What exactly sort of content does it contain that makes it 18+? Because even saying 'sexual stuff' or 'NSFW' covers a big range, I feel. I don't really like a lot of that sort of sex stuff but I have absolutely enjoyed stories containing it before, I know how to skim and self-moderate to some degree if the story is worth it to me. BUT, that's a lot harder for me with images than with just text. Thoughts?

hahaha oh gosh i usually get questions like this on my art/ask blog @kamari333 !! gonna feel weird seeing this level of undertale coming from me over here XD ok so lets look at underlust

please forgive the sloppy typing i'm on my phone (as per usual)

edited to add a readmore-

underlust was made by @nsfwshamecave years ago, back when they, Niel, was using that blog for the sake of freedom of sexual and self expression. that was their horny on main blog. so, reason #1 that underlust is NSFW is because the creator of it was primarily NSFW and asked us to treat it that way so kiddos didnt end up crawling all over her lewds

reason number two is that Niel made a lot of lewd content using Underlust. a lot. it was super great. just- just the absolute motherload of undertale themed smut. (god i miss them). they shipped sansby, they shipped papdyne, they ESPECIALLY SHIPPED PAPYTON and in my opinion underlust is the BEST papyton ever! they shipped OCs and they shipped papcest and sanscest and occasionally fontcest but not as much and it was just- All The Ship Must Sail ok? ships everywhere and ships shipped with a cargo full of 5-star lewds

now we get into the meat of Underlust: the story. Niel never managed to write the full thing before they quit the fandom for personal reasons, and what they did write was out of order and fragmented between asks and disorderly posts, so i'll do my best to kind of sum it all up chronologically... Please keep in mind there may be some stuff in here that could upset you so i'll try to put tags for trigger warnings i think of as i go

Toriel and Asgore are about to have a kid, but the moment they are born, the child dusts. its implied its a miscarriage. In one ask, where someone asked Toriel about Asriel, all Toriel could answer with was "Who?" because she never even had the kid long enough to give them a name. So Uh. That kind of heavy content isn't necessary safe for kids.

The kiddo's dust somehow gets onto a rose that grows underground and thats how Rosie the Rose comes into existence.

At some point, a fully adult Chara falls and shows off a lot of horny on main energy. they are a huge sadist. I will say I am uncertain about the specifics of their canonical relationship with the dreemurrs.

Gaster studied the traits in Chara's soul, trying to make something to help with all the not-making-baby syndrome going on among the monsters (which, my phrasing aside, was pretty serious for a population of creatures with dwindling numbers). He tested on himself and his two sons, but only ended up putting them in a constant state of heat. thats LUST. Niel never went too deep into the lore of what exactly LUST is, so I have my own personal headcanons quietly on my side of the fandom haha.

Eventually everyone of adult age got the LUST. So now just about everyone in the underground, save the few kids, have horny on main syndrome. it doesnt actually help with the baby making though.

So there is another reason underlust is NSFW: constant heat, and human experimentation.

Fast forward and then the most fleshed out part of Underlust happens: The Events of the Papyton comic. You can still find these floating around online, reposted on pillowfort and in my discord haha.

Prepare for spoilers.

Prologue: Papyrus is lonely and super super wants respect, recognition, and love. So he goes to Undyne to train to get into the Royal Harem. Its implied that the job of the Royal Harem isnt just to fuck Asgore (who lost his wife at some undisclosed point- Toriel is in the ruins now) but to fuck everyone in the underground who wants/needs the sex. So like, its a government funded brothel? Undyne does train Papyrus (which apparently includes endurance training and edging- the one picture we got was pretty hot ngl- for a lesbian undyne knows her way around a dong), but she sees right away that even though he is amazing at sex, he doesnt have the right mindset to be in the harem. Pap is too emotional, too clingie. so she isnt letting him in.

On Mettaton's Side: Alphys builds mettaton a body that he loves and syncs with instantly. He goes on his quiz show to debut his body and hes happy with the attention, but after the show, two guys from the audience corner him outside and... uh... rape him. No sugar coating that. It is very violent and noncon. Tonton is permanently scarred in body and soul after that.

So theres more content thats NSFW and probably doesnt need to be in kid safe spaces. The whole rape thing.

Alphys finds him and even though he cant just leave his body, she helps fix him up and modifies his look so he is more comfortable.

But, uh... He is Not Okay. That was seriously traumatic and even though he pushes through it for his quiz show he has a lot of issues since most of his audience isnt interested in the science or history or learning part, they just wanna catcall him.

But he gets this one Fan who calls in correct answers and sends him really sweet fanmail.

And its Papyrus. Papyrus is Tonton's number one fan.

And eventually Papyrus goes to the show live and asks Mettaton out on a date. Its cute as balls. Just. A montage of fluffy respectful date fun and just- SCREAM. its great!

And then Mettaton's rapists show up. And they make to do it again. Papyrus tries to stop it but he gets beat up. He does encourage Tonton to fight back. which he does. and almost murders them. He's super emotional and says some mean things to papyrus too.

But stuff happens. Forgiveness. Healing. A kiss. Listen it's a story about how your trauma doesnt have to define you and it's definitely not for kids but its a good fucking story ok?!

Theres also a sidestory about mutual pining sansby which is also cute as fuck.

The themes of Underlust are sexual expression, how appearances can be misleading, how trauma doesnt have to define your life and how you can heal, and most importantly, that Love is more important then Lust.

The story was never finished, but there was talk and visual hints of adding themes of like how asexuality is valid and you can love people without sex, and how having sex and being unashamed doesnt making you gross, and platonic love being just as good as romantic love, and all this great stuff, but at the time niel was having more fun making lewds and just living her best life, so a lot of story and thematic elements were left unfinished

So... yeah. That's Underlust.

The cliffnotes version anyway.

The designs are amazing and iconic af. I especially love Blooky being an angry stoner. Asexual Nonbinary (21yo) Frisk is great! Its a beautiful AU with a lot of love in it and it makes you feel like its safe to be as lewd or not lewd as you want to be. But it is NOT an AU for kiddos. Not at all.

[solarcitymelodies]

Wowza sorry y'all about the random massive Rockafire spam, I'm pretty sure ??most?? People on here? know me for just Knight Rider because that's the only thing I've ever REALLY posted about--

but I Do Not Care it's RAE hours right now so uhhh here's some headcannons that probably aren't Canon compliant very much because I just got into RAE like last week

So like. I feel like Mitzi is a Good Amount younger than the rest of the band like she was in highschool when she joined, the rest of em were all Adults™ and she was a little bit nervous about it because...... ADULTS™

She was just lookin for a place to get her singing voice out there, because ya girl REALLY wanted to perform, and showbiz happened to have a slot open, but she did not expect all of the members to be older than her (although looking back, she realized she probably should have expected that)

It was intimidating at first but Billy Bob and Fatz were just the absolute sweetest and they introduced her properly to the rest of the band because she was like "oh I barely talk to them because I get nervous :(" and the resident dads p much said "aight we can do all the talking for you then, how about that?" And badabing badaboom she's now attached to these two and like honestly who isn't or maybe that's just me but ANYWAYS I feel like the band would become a second home/safe space for her

Yeah fr some reason I have BIG long headcannon for her joining the band but the rest of them? Nobody knows how they got there for all I know they just Showed Up One Day

Also I came across this

https://youtu.be/UU7BeUWQBDI

Which got me thinkin about what my headcannons were as far as sexuality/gender stuff

And I find the concept of Billy Bob being Very Much Straight And Ignorant but trying his hardest to be a good ally SO funny like if someone came out to him he'd probably be like "oh!! I don't understand why you would choose that lifestyle but I respect you!!" not realizing how incredibly stupid he sounds sjkrjh like I don't think he can very easily wrap his head around how people are just. not cishet. so he's like "OH then it must be a choice, right? like you can choose to be gay but you're born straight. Right?" and everyone just shakes their heads in the background but he does earnestly try his best and my man would rather DIE than disrespect someone's pronouns I know this for sure

Fatz is pretty similar, straight ally and a lil confused but he's got the spirit, you know? He still least knows being gay (as well as,,, m o s t sexualities that aren't straight, although some he doesn't get/know about at all) isn't a choice but he hasn't quite grasped that being trans is also not a choice. He will respect your pronouns to hell and back but by god he doesn't get it,,, he's trying though and he feels very accomplished in himself that he's starting to get the hang of using they/them even though he slips up a lot

The rest of the band encourages the HELL out of these two because they're. Trying their best and making an honest effort which is more than a pretty good chunk of people would give

Rolfe, Earl, and Dook are the reasons Billy Bob and Fatz are trying so hard to understand it lmao

Rolfe took it upon himself to hang up a MASSIVE gay pride flag backstage, being the flaming homosexual that he is, and the rest of the squad quickly realized "oh he's GAY gay he wasn't kidding" because at first they literally thought he was joking as he was actually just being openly and obnoxiously a raging mlm (and like I mean no shade to him this isn't me tryna to make fun of it because my dumb sapphic ass almost crashed my car once because I saw a pretty girl walk down the street. And by "once" I mean. Yesterday.) Anyways yeah that's when the rest of em Realized and were like "OH" but after the massive pride flag was hung up that prompted Dook to come out and they were all like "???? YOU TOO????"

Dook is a non-binary ICON he's a demiboy and goes by both he/him and they/them and probably would have a bunch of pride pins I think,,, I'm not really sure of his sexuality though!! honestly he kinda gives me bisexual vibes but Who Knows . Not me. He has a HELL of a time trying to explain his gender to the rest of the band (except for Rolfe because like. He's a part of the community so he knows) and basically he was met with "so you're just a dude but ✨spicy✨?" and it was like, "no, but I have no idea how to explain it in a way that will make sense to you, so. yes?" And that explanation seemed to suffice for most of them

Mitzi went in knowing NOTHING about what being non-binary was so she asked a l o t of questions about it, which Dook just kinda dealt with answering (he's heard most of it before, and it gets tiring after a while. if you're nb or trans or honestly any part of LGBTQ+ you know what I mean) but he thought it was really sweet of her to be so determined to learn about it and eventually she did get a grasp on it ish, so she was able to understand why it wasn't just ✨spicy male✨ (the conversation pretty much went "well if i was just male, don't you think I would label myself that way instead?" "....oH TRUE!!!") and she ended up a VERY passionate ally, and she'll ask occasionally about how to be better at it, bein a queen as she is 👉👉 also definitely started questioning her sexuality after a while and just went with "maybe bicurious" and Rolfe, Dook, and Earl were all like "ONE OF US, ONE OF US"

Earl has never once spoken about his sexuality in his life, because 1. He's very aware that's an awkward conversation to have with a puppet, and 2. He's aroace anyways, which is basically what people assume even if they don't realize it just for their own peace of mind, because seriously, puppets and any identity that ISN'T aroace creates a really uncomfortable mental image for... Most people, pretty much. So it's not like he ever needed to say anything about it, which is convenient for him because he wouldn't want to say anything either way. not worth the risk of embarrassing himself and making everyone feel awkward

(side note ish though Rolfe 100% came out to Earl first and was met with "I already knew that but okay." Rolfe was mildly offended)

And spEAKING OF EARL he's VERY much sentient but he can't say he's particularly enthusiastic about it because Rolfe has to carry him around everywhere

He can move on his own but it's limited and generally annoying to maneuver around with his tiny body so he just says screw it half the time and stays on Rolfe's arm or hitch a ride on Random Object, but like... Yeah, the majority of the time Rolfe just has to deal with only having one arm available and a puppet directly next to him making fun of him at every possible chance

They high-key have chaotic and unorganized college roommate vibes (like they're actually roommates because... Where tf is Earl supposed to go?? So Rolfe took him in) and idk if this is really like a part of my headcannons or if I just think it's funny so I keep entertaining the idea of it but I think it would be Fantastic if Rolfe had no idea how to cook but Earl somehow did so this idiot is trying to take instructions from a puppet, who can't physically show him what to do, and it's like Hell's Kitchen live featuring a furry and a sentient stuffed animal

Aaaaamd going off of my Rolfe and Earl headcannons still Rolfe for SURE has some sort of executive dysfunction issue. ADD or ADHD I'm not sure (probably ADHD) but he definitely has it also this totally isn't just me projecting how dare you accuse me of that

And!!! More about Dook!!!! I don't know how or why I thought up of this but I cannot possibly imagine him any other way now-- he's autistic and space is his Big Huge special interest, and if you ever ask him about it you have to be prepared to get infodumped or possibly even shown a PowerPoint presentation, because GOD he loves space!!! He wants everyone to know all about it!! He knows not everyone thinks it's as cool as he does so he tries to keep his mouth shut but when someone asks about it he can't help himself and will infodump a LOT, also haha drumming stims go brrrr, playing the drums isn't really a stim but he likes to just take his drumsticks and whack em around in the air and get that good ol Wavy Arm Action (wavy arms is best stim change my mind you can't it's GOOD)

Also i bbbbelieve earlier I reposted somethin about someone else headcannoning that he has echolalia, which I don't really know enough about to say anything on it?? But even if he doesn't have echolalia he'd probably repeat phrases over and over until he gets tired of them (which is,,, something I do lmao, it's either memes I get stuck in my head or things I've heard from various medias I like the inflections in (like one tiktokker I saw was talking about their tourettes and their vocal tics and one of them was "uh oh! How unfortunate!" and now I CAN'T STOP SAYING IT)) but like uhhh yeah :))) repeating phrases that get stuck in your head for various reasons for the win

This is already really long so I'm just gonna vibe out thanks for coming to my Ted talk feel free to ask questions I probably won't be able to answer a lot of em though because my headcannons are a Mess hehe >:)

[jadegrey711]

An Unwilling Queen (PART 2)

Dark Lord x Fem!Reader

An Unwilling Queen (Part 2)

A/N: Hello horny people so someone requested a part 2 of this one. I can’t remember or find the request since i’ve been reblogging a lot of Reylo content lol. But i finally finished this one. Idk if it's super smutty but at the end yeah it is. 

PART 1    PART 3

*NOT MY GIFS*

Word Count: 3422 

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“Pleasure is not something that should make you feel shame, as your false God would have you believe Y/N. You’re mine and the orgasm I pulled from you only proves that further.” He smiled letting go of your face and leaned down to whisper in your ear. “And that’s not the only one we shall enjoy tonight. I promise you that.” He said with a growl, taking his hands from your jeans and placing them on your ass to pick you up.

“Say it again.” He growled, his sucking growing harsher against your skin, making you gasp.

“I’m yours.” You breathed, and hesitantly placed your arms around his neck, then running your fingers through his silky locks. You were rewarded instantly as his harshly sucking was replaced by his tongue lavishing the spot and returning to soft kisses. You groaned as you felt his hips rub against your creating a delicious friction against your center. You moaned, gripping his silken locks harder, nails digging in.

“I’m yours.” You breathed, and hesitantly placed your arms around his neck, then running your fingers through his silky locks. You were rewarded instantly as his harshly sucking was replaced by his tongue lavishing the spot and returning to soft kisses. You groaned as you felt his hips rub against your creating a delicious friction against your center. You moaned, gripping his silken locks harder, nails digging in.

“I’m yours.” You breathed, and hesitantly placed your arms around his neck, then running your fingers through his silky locks. You were rewarded instantly as his harshly sucking was replaced by his tongue lavishing the spot and returning to soft kisses. You groaned as you felt his hips rub against your creating a delicious friction against your center. You moaned, gripping his silken locks harder, nails digging in.

He growled pulling his lips away so he could watch her eyes roll back as he rolled his hips into yours. “That’s it my queen, if you think you know what pleasure is now wait till, I properly fuck you and eat you up.” He said as he ground his hips into you hard, making your head push harder into the pillows behind you. He loved watching you like this and decided to add to your pleasure. “Do you know how long I’ve been waiting to have you here? In my clutches, where you’ll stay and be my Queen. Where I can pound you into the bed and fuck you anywhere and everywhere.” He whispered into your ear rubbing his hips into yours harder, increasing the friction between you two. You groaned at his sensual words, feeling shivers run down your back adding to the building sensations in your core as your imagination played with his words, creating a vivid imagery. His hands found the top of your shirt and made to tear it in half when suddenly there was a knock at the door.

The growl he emitted, knocked you out of your lustful haze and for the first time you were reminded who you were in bed with.

“Dark Lord?” You heard Lilith's sultry voice.

“Lilith.” He hissed. “If you value your head on your shoulders you will leave at once.”

You felt shivers go down your spine and not the good kind.

Lilith entered the room. “Dark Lord I’m sorry to enter your chambers when you and your queen are…exposed. However, you are needed. It seems a couple of your demon aristocracy are running amuck and are avoiding your specific instructions about the terms of their liberation.” That was definitely coded talk if you ever heard it and your curiosity was peaked.

He looked down at you, his hips still flush with yours and kissed you, invading your mouth with his tongue and thrusted his hips against yours one more time, not caring whether Lilith watched the spectacle. Before he pulled himself away.

“I’m sorry my Queen but apparently this matter can’t be helped without my presence. I promise I will return and… finish what we’ve started here in the swiftness of manners.” He said his eyes burning into you, without the least bit of shame as he walked out of the room with no shirt and still showing just how much he desired you.

When you heard the door close, you let out a breath and clutched your chest, images of what has passed between you two in mere hours of your “capture”, making your cheeks heat in shame. How did it change so fast between you two? When did you give in so fully? Was it from the first time he touched you or maybe it was when he threatened your friends in order to get you? To claim you as his, showing that nothing and no one would get in his way when it came to you.

You shook your head, feeling your sense being clouded over again, the truth is you needed to escape. To find a way out of here, you needed to get to the Spellmans; they could help. Sabrina always knew what to do and Hilda and Zelda… You stopped that train of thought immediately. There was no way that the Spellmans could protect you from Him. Isn’t that how he got you in the first place? By threatening the people, you love. No, there had to be another way, you knew you couldn’t run from him for now; but maybe you could get a message to Sabrina and let her know that you’re okay and that you are an inside man to the Dark Lord’s operations. But how? Well you could start by snooping.

You kept off of the large bed and towards the nearby window, looking out to gauge your location but you had no idea where you could possibly be; you could be anywhere, even a whole other country. If you couldn’t find a way to escape your prison, then you needed to know more about your captor; especially his weaknesses.

You left the window and headed for the door, needing to see more of your prison, you headed down a hallway when you heard voices coming from behind a door that was left cracked open. You peaked inside and immediately saw Him and five others. He was sitting behind a large desk; larger than any desk you’d ever seen.

He had put on a shirt, but it was still open in the front, all the buttons left completely undone and making the point of putting on a shirt mute. Lilith stood next to him on one side while a tall man with dark hair and a quizzical brow stood on his other side. While three others stood in front of the desk, but they certainly weren’t humans with their spiked heads, discolored skin, and leather outfits that… you didn’t want to know what they were actually made of. They were already talking, and you leaned in closer, listening to their conversation.

“We are deeply apologetic my Dark Lord. However, we were only following your instructions.” One demon said. He kept his demeanor calm and cool.

“I told you that once you are free to roam the Earthly plane to do as your dark heart’s desire.” You felt a shiver run up your back at the thought of the three demons’ heart desires.

“However, the Spellmans are not to be touched.” He said with the least amount of enthusiasm to be discussing this topic and you leaned in even closer, your curiosity peaked.

“My King. Why should you care about the Spellmans? Said another demon.

“I don’t. Your Queen however does; and unfortunately, is a bit fickle as to wearing her crown and I’m sure that the slaughter of her acquaintances will especially warm her to the reality of being Queen of Hell.”

“My King the Spellmans pose a great threat to your rule! They are crafty witches and if your Queen emphasizes with these traitors all the more reason you should kill the Spellmans and bathe your Queen in their blood, dispatching her of her pesky humanity. Filthy thing that it is.” The last demon said with disgust and you felt a flare of anger in your chest at his words.

You looked away from the demons and back to Him, you could see he was growing impatient with them by the clench of his jaw. “Her humanity aside.” He said with a low snarl. “Killing the Spellmans will make her revolt and she has untapped power that I wouldn’t want to see wasted on the path of light and killing the Spellmans will surely tip the scales. She would be an avenging angel and crumble our empire.” He said harshly meaning he was done with the subject at hand, but the last demon still got in the last word.

“If your new Queen is so powerful and so close to the path of light, that she would crumble our empire and still clutches her humanity. I doubt her ability to rule.” The demon said venomously, and, in a flash, He was in front of the demon hand clenching his throat and lifting him up over the ground.

The demon squawked trying to get his hand off of his throat, but the Dark Lord only snarled at him; absolutely feral and tightening his grip on the demon’s throat. “You slimy worm! You dare talk about your Queen that way? The Queen of all nine circles, your ruler, and my chosen champion who will smite the world in hellfire?”

You felt confused at his words. Did he really think you held that much power? You’d never even witnessed magic until a year ago when Sabrina told you she was a witch; let alone had any true power of your own.  However, despite feeling confusion at his words, you felt something else as well; that heat in your core from before, when he’d kissed you and spoke of sensual acts. His violent actions against the demon in your honor made you wet as you watched him snarl at the demon. Suddenly, an image of Him on a throne, looking powerful and unmovable; with you straddling him for all to see popped into your head.

You sucked in a little gasp as a shiver shot straight down your core at the thought of it, making your thighs even slicker than before.  When you looked back through the crack His eyes were on yours, He was still holding the demon by the throat; but instead of you turning away you kept his gaze in return. It was terrifying and exhilarating all the same and you bit your lip hard, letting your hand roam down your body until it found the spot it was looking for, you rubbed yourself through your jeans and watched him.

In response to your reaction He squeezed the demon’s neck harder reigniting the demon’s pleas of mercy.

“Apologize, for speaking such hatred against your Queen.” He commanded, never breaking eye contact with you as you continued to rub yourself.

“I-I-I-” The demon choked out, but He didn’t alleviate the pressure of his hand against the demon’s throat an inch. “I apologize my Dark Lord. I will never say another treacherous word about our Dark Queen. She who will bathe the world in darkness and blood.” The demon said desperately trying to appease his King.

The Dark Lord kept your gaze, seeming to ask you if that was enough; if that pleased you. When you nodded, he dropped the demon. The demon’s brothers didn’t move an inch to help as the demon clutched his throat and violently coughed.

“Get out. Everyone.” He growled and without another word you darted from the doorway and back into the room hiding just behind the door to watch as everyone left the room including the other man that was standing next to the Dark Lord.

Who you recognized as Father Blackwood, that only meant that The Dark Lord has occupied Sabrina’s witch school which means there might be someone who can get a message to her Sabrina for you.

You opened the door and walked back down to the office opening the now closed door. You stepped inside and closed the door behind you and with a second of closing the door he was on you. Hands pressed on either side of your head trapping you.

“Who told you, you could leave our room?” He said eyes blazing into yours.

“N-Nobody. I just left.” You said almost confidently. He smiled at your attempt and leaned down to kiss your throat.

“How much did you hear, little spy?”

You decided to play smart and not mention the Spellmans. “Only that demon insulting me and you.” You said lifting up your hands and pulling at his brown locks pulling his lips away from your throat so you could kiss his cheek then kiss under his jaw. “Defending me, choking that demon near to death for insulting me; even when I wasn’t in the room.” You whispered against his throat, feeling his low groan against your lips. “Calling me your Queen.” you said before sucking at his neck, earning a louder moan in return.

It was the first time you felt you had him in your thrall but that didn’t last. As his hands dropped from the sides of your head and ran down your sides before grabbing your ass and picking you up.

Surprising yourself you obediently wrapped your legs around his torso, feeling that liquid heat from before seep into you. In one swift motion of his hand he sent everything on the massive desk crashing to the floor. He placed you on the desk keeping himself firmly in between your legs.

“Did you like it when I grabbed that demon’s throat for insulting you my Queen?” he asked, his long fingers snaking around your throat, ever so lightly. “Did you like how I made him beg for his life?” He asked his other hand, snaking in between your legs, unbuttoning your jeans, slowly. “Did you enjoy watching me?” He said a devilish smile on his face as he slipped his fingers inside your jeans feeling exactly how much you enjoyed it.

Every minute of it, even though you desperately wanted not to. You gasped, feeling his fingers move with your throat. He growled at your words moving his fingers faster, his other hand leaving your throat before grabbing your breast through your shirt and soon enough you came undone under him. But that wouldn’t be enough for him this time, he pulled his fingers from you and grabbed the hem of your shirt, ripping it all the way down and did the same to your bra leaving you half naked in the shredded remainder of your shirt. He discarded your shredded clothes across the room and into the nearby fireplace.

You looked up into his fearsome black eyes and gripped onto his silk shirt, which was still unbuttoned and parted it even further letting it slide off of his strong shoulders. Before you took his shirt and threw it into the fire making you smile triumphantly. He seemed almost taken aback by your confidence a surprised smile on his face. You took the time to examine him fully; the hard stomach muscles, the dark happy trail leading lower.

You took your hands and trailed them everywhere your eyes went feeling how soft he was under your hands. You watched in amazement as his head dipped forward a bit, enjoying your soft touches immensely. That’s when you decided to take it even farther; you leaned forward to his chest and placed a soft kiss over his heart.

“You’re so fearsome, so strong. You’d tear anyone apart who’d try and hurt me, wouldn’t you?” You said as you kissed the other side of his chest.

“I’d wipe them from the face of the universe.”  He let out a low growl, as he felt your hands slide down to his waistband. Letting your fingers ghost over his incredible length, palming him softly; teasingly.

Watching him becoming frustrated and hot under your hands, his length only getting harder under your touch you felt this surge of power go through you as you watched him completely entranced by his undoing. And suddenly your mouth was moving even before you could register the words that were coming out of your mouth.

“Say it.” You commanded softly. He looked up at you through thick lashes, but there was no mistaking his intensity. You palmed him harder and then opened his pants all together, slipping your hand inside and feeling all of him strain against your hand; you pumped him slowly like before, keeping eye contact with him.

“Say it.” you said more harshly then, taking you back to the other room only a few hours ago when he had you weak and pliant under his very own fingertips.

He let out a low growl, his hands at either side of your thighs and you swore you could hear the desk crack under his tightening grasp, making you absolutely drip.

“I’m yours.” He growled, and a bright smile lit up your face as you pumped him faster.

“Say it again.” You breathed in his ear, licking the shell of his ear.

“I’m yours, my Queen.” He said almost as a groan.

“Good.” You purred. “Now where were we before Lilith came in?” You smiled and before you could tease him further, his hands were ripping at your jeans, and he tore away your underwear with such urgency it made you moan, gripping on to his shoulders tighter. His pants easily dropped to his ankles and he pulled you roughly further down the desk and lined himself up to you, stroking himself against your dripping folds.

“My Queen the little minx.” He teased, but his eyes were dark, just as they were when he had you on his bed. “Tell me did you enjoy teasing me, commanding me, as I did you?” He breathed.

“Yes.” You gasped out, trying to move your hips against his. “Please I need you.” You whined and without another moment’s hesitation, he thrusted himself inside of you, filling you.

You both let out loud moans of pleasure as you hung on to one another. His thrusts were quick, harsh and unyielding; he dominated you and you didn’t care one bit. You were deeply under his spell, you moaned louder and it turned to a whimper as his thumb found your clit and made harsh circles, creating a sensory overload inside of you and feeling that your orgasm was coming on so fast it was sure to knock you flat on your ass.

You gripped him tighter as he pounded into you, in retaliation you clawed down his back, sure to leave marks there later. He growled at you and sucked at your neck, biting the sensitive area and suddenly without warning you dug your nails into him as you came so harshly you thought the floor vanished underneath you. He was quick to follow you in your release and you both were breathing softly, you harder then him as you still clutched onto him dearly; afraid that if you let go you would fall into an oblivion.

He purred into your ear, kissing the spot on your neck that he sucked harshly, making you wince slightly. Then he pulled away and pulled out of you, before he wrapped you in his arms and carried you out of the office; both of you still completely naked and back towards the bedroom from before.  You turned your body towards his to shield yourself from any passersby, but no one was there.

“Y/N. You obviously weren’t satisfied enough if you still give a fuck about people seeing their King and Queen in the throes of passion.” He smirked. “But I plan to rectify that by fucking you until you can’t remember your own name.”

[confessinbouthanson]

“ an open letter to everyone about zac

i just found out about this a few days ago, i have looked at the twitter account that posted screenshots, i have been to the reddit. and i feel like i must still be missing something? nowhere did i see anything like  f**k n******s /jews/trans people ect. i saw a lot of republican support and gun humor…that were posted on his PRIVATE ACCOUNTS .         there WILL be people in this world who do out and do and say things that offend YOU. be an adult and move on. dont stalk, shame, harass or start an online rampage on 3 websites causing the person involved to turn off comments and his wife to straight up leave. who do YOU people think you are? you think you have the right to do that because youve been a ‘fan’ since '97 so your entitled to bash him?   because hes a celebrity? hes  still human he has the right to privacy and makes mistakes.if your so offended they didnt post blm or anything like that guess what alot of other celebrities and bands didnt eaither. some people dont want to post anything about it because its very controversial and last i checked hanson is not about contravercy. zac stated the bitter truth him posting blm will not stop it from happening again, just like celebrities donating money wont stop it. the way this generation of kids are raised will and so will changing laws .thats it.          he didnt makes those memes he reposted them. they have been on the internet forever alot of other people reposted them too. again most of what i saw was gun humor and republican support ect.  not for everyone. some people are die hard republicans and will vote for the candidate   JUST because they want their party to win, does not matter who it is or what they stand for. you cant just say oh hes a trump supporter so hes racist. you sound so ignorant. people want to twist things and make things much bigger than they are.if i missed a post saying n******rs and je*s /tans gays ect suck and need to die or anything along those lines please share id love to see. and all of you saying how can kate put up with him ect and how their first few years were shaky, post proof of that too.  how the hell would you know what goes on behind closed doors?do you live with them?  even if they did have a rough start, every relationship has growing pains esp when you are young.    everyone who is a 'fanson’ should already know   blues, jazz motown-mostly black artists were huge influence on hanson. they have worked with many black aritsts.  just like anyone who is a 'fanson’ should know they  are DEVOUT greek  orthodox christians. ie: very very oldschool stream of Christianity that follows the OLD testiment, basic Christianity follows the new testimate ie: living through the example of jesus , jesus loves everyone gay straight black white ect  look into it, the believes ect. its their right to live that way if thats what they choose to do, alot of religions do look down on gays trans ect and truely belive you will go to hell for it    because the way  the testimate is written and translated. very duggar esq. some strains of that dont even allow the women to wear pants  and you can only eat certain foods on certain days ect.  again if thats his beliefs thats his beliefs.not everyone supports those lifestyles just because the internet popularized them. hell mainstream tv was sill making stereotype jokes about gays up until like 6 years ago. i saw no uproar online about celebrities that follow kabballah (the red bracelets) no half of you dont even know what that REALLY is,  no you just wear the bracelet because its trendy and your fav celeb  wears it.  im  not even gonna sit here and be all like 'well he is from oklahoma and alot of people are biggots there'  because guess what? its like that everywhere. ive lived all over the country and it is like that in small towns and large citys. north south east west. and kate posting things on her ig about not supporting planned parenthood,  well although they do offer many medical services they also preform abortions.  again religious  and republican people have a very big issue with that. and shes from ga so maybe she had family that were confederate soldiers which is why she said save the flag.                               im not saying this is right or not disgusting, im saying there are all kinds of people in the world and you CAN NOT hate, harass, bully ect someone because they dont believe the same stuff you do. it does not matter they are a celebrity   dont even go there with them having a 'responsibility’ the ONLY thing they are responsible for is what made them famous-making music. you guys went out of your way to stalk him and invade his privacy, you had a certain image of him in your minds and put him on a pedestal and when he proved it to be wrong, now your pissed off. you all need to grow the fuck up. what are you gonna go through life bashing everyone that does not  drop their beliefs for whats socially popular? posting memes does not mean hes a straight up ass in person to people that are black, gay, trans, fat ect. actions speak louder than words. i dont care for the movie american hisotry x  because most of it is very racist and violent, but the MESSAGE of the movie  shows that a person can be involved in a group, live a certain way, believe certain things to the point where the inflict DEATH on someone and tattoo their entire body with racist tattoos,  but then change  their lives and be remorseful once they break free. its like a drug addict. if you hang around the same group of people, do not change your contact info, no matter how hard your desperately want to get sober, you wont. because you need to change your lifestyle . it is absolutely no secret that walker and diana dictate all those kids lives, everything about them, including who they married. the guys and the girls. walker worked with natalies  family member, not directly but they were contacts, they met  they had similar  beliefes, and had $$$$$  kates family also has $$$$$$  so does everyone elce that married into that family . unless your rich and have similar lifestyle you never had a chance girls. youd have to be preapproved by mom and dad. dont you think its odd zac never had a girlfriend that was  the friend of one of his brothers? marrion , kate and another girl who im not even gonna mention because honestly none of you know who she is anyway lol.

it takes all kinds of people in this world. if you like their music you like their music. half the celebrities musicians youlook up to and admire have EXTREMELY different lives behind closed doors and because you dont know about it its fine.  what they do at the end of the day  in private is up to them . just like what you do is up to you are you people prefect? i doubt it.”

[kumoriyami-xiuzhen]

Hakuoki Yuugiroku 2 - Hajime Sakura Epilogue

First post of the month.... so I’ll start by asking you to please support me if you can either on ko-fi, donations through paypal or on patreon for early access to my stuff and blog translations or just to support me. check out my lookout list if you own any hakuoki cds since im missing the audio for those on that list... removed more items thanks to downloading all sorts of stuff from assorted sources lol. Also check out my Stuff I have list if you’re interested in looking for Hakuoki content to translate.

*sigh* fuck it lol. i desire Saito stuff so i ended up translating this....ssl is going to drive me insane lol.....  *insert pitiful laughter here.*

anyway, in Yuugiroku 2 there are 2 『桜下恋語り』 stories per char.. and this is the 『 恋染めし日』 one for Hajime since it’s post-zuisouroku (i’ll refer to the other one by the character’s surname if I ever get to it though I kinda doubt it since I only have text translations for Harada’s epilogue for that... and well, i’m not interested in pulling text off videos. never again unless its for an otomate party drama... or saito stuff from when ginsei no shou is released lol). I’m now going to call these ‘sakura epilogues’ due to how these are all post main-game... and cuz i’ve already associated ‘scenario’ with the kyoka-roku rain stuff. Also, unless someone else translates whatever this is actually called (i don’t feel like googling mtling it), I’m going to do whatever (tho i will ask you why you aren’t translating hakuoki content if you aren’t already should you do so! :P) lol.

i should probably mention that there are actually few more lines after where i have “the end” if you view this story via the filling up the sakura meter method which basically amounts to to the whichever char’s epilogue you are unlocking asking if you want to continue, and then commenting a bit more if you select ‘no.’ Since I don’t have anything to translate for that though... this translation is just what you see if you view the scene via the unlocked cg menu.  

do not repost elsewhere. all images used in this are my screenshots from the game. also, Chizuru does not have a surname provided during this portion of the game. 

This will not be edited further since I made a video for this though I did add in that last line I missed.

Enjoy <3!

Hakuoki Yuugiroku 2 - Hajime Sakura Epilogue

Translation by KumoriYami

——On a warm and sunny day in spring.

Tonami, which had been completely covered in snow during the winter, was finally welcoming spring with its vibrant [says: scarlet] blooming sakura.

Hajime-san and I were chatting as we stood under the shade of a tree, and after resting for a while, we looked towards the gorgeous blooming pink blossoms [says clouds/sunrise/sunset].

Chizuru:.......Tonami's sakura, they've finally started blooming.

Saito Hajime: Nn. Compared to Kyoto and Edo, the sakura here can be considered late.

Saito Hajime: Furthermore, although the sakura are now blooming, snow can still be seen in the surrounding mountains, which would be completely unthinkable in either Kyoto or Edo.

Chizuru: That's because we're very far north of Edo.......

As far as the eye could see, it seemed as if everywhere was welcoming the arrival of spring, [and] the sight of blooming sakura filled our sight.

At first glance, although the snow seemed to have melted away......

But in fact, there were many places where the sun hadn't been able to reach.

Chizuru: It appears, that it will take a while for all the snow to melt.

Saito Hajime:......Yes, though it is possible that it might snow again.

Saito Hajime: Chizuru, Even...... even if there's still snow, shall we go watch the sakura?

Saito Hajime: I have really been looking forward to enjoying the snow sakura today with you.

The corners of Hajime-san's lips were slightly lifted, and he was faintly smiling. 

Hearing Hajime-san's words, I just couldn't help but remember something and as the words caught in my throat, I wondered if I should tell him. 

Chizuru: That....... That, Hajime-san, I actually already saw the snow sakura........

Saito Hajime: What.......?

Chizuru: Actually....... last night, I woke up by chance and went outside, and ended up seeing some snowflakes falling. 

Chizuru: I originally thought they were only sakura petals, but they were colder to the touch than I thought.

Chizuru: Hajime-san?

Seeing Hajime-san suddenly become silent, I carefully asked him.

As Hajime-san revealed an expression that resembled that of an abandoned puppy, he spoke in a quiet voice to himself.

Saito Hajime: Why didn't you tell me? I also wanted to enjoy the snow sakura together with you......

Chizuru: B-but it was midnight then......!

Chizuru: Because I saw Hajime-san sleeping so soundly, I didn't have the heart to wake you then......

I shook my head in a hurry, explaining why I hadn't woken him.

Hajime-san however didn't seem satisfied with my explanation, and still remained silent without saying a word.

Saito Hajime: […………]

Chizuru: Then....... Hajime-san, are you still upset?

Saito Hajime:.......I'm not upset. Only, if you don't wake me up, it's not possible for us to watch them together.......

Chizuru: I, I'm very sorry......

The tone of his voice made my heart ache, and I could not help but look away.

As Hajime-san raised his head and looked up towards the clear blue sky, a sigh escaped his lips.

Saito Hajime:......I, perhaps I am more wilful than I thought.

Saito Hajime: The first snowfall, the first sakura, and the first of the snow sakura…… I want to see everything together with you.

Hearing Hajime-san whisper to himself, I felt a sharp pain in my chest.

Although what happened was an accident, knowing that I had seen the snow sakura by myself, however made me feel ashamed.

Chizuru: Truly...... I'm very sorry.

Saito Hajime: No, I'm not upset, you don't need to apologize.

Saito Hajime: It's just...... sometimes, I feel a bit uneasy. My love and your love, are both sides equal?

Saito Hajime: Or is it, that I am only wishfully thinking about my feelings towards you—— [rephrase later?]

Chizuru:......It's not like that.

Seeing the flash of emotions in Hajime-san's eyes, I shook my head.

Chizuru: It would be better to say, that I loved Hajime-san more——

If Hajime-san felt uneasy, then it was my responsibility to dispel such emotions.

I quietly approached him, in order to silently convey these feelings of mine.

Saito Hajime: ……Chi-Chizuru……

The petals of the sakura that blossomed early rose from their branches in the wind, drifting gently, and fell slowly after brushing my cheek. [reword later]

I snuggled and nestled up to Hajime-san while embracing him, and as I held him tightly, I spoke.

Chizuru: I think, my love for Hajime-san, it will not be outdone by your love.

Saito Hajime: What……?

Chizuru: My love for Hajime-san, surely, it must be the deepest in the world.

Chizuru:......In this aspect, I will absolutely not be outdone by(/lose to) Hajime-san.

Saito Hajime:......What nonsense are you saying, I will not be outdone by you.

Suddenly, Hajime-san's words regained their former tenderness.

In order to convey these strong emotion, I pulled him into a tight embrace.

With the ridiculous idea that whoever let go first would lose, we hugged each other for a long time.

——Eventually, the two of us separated from each other at the same time.

The moment we parted, we found ourselves blushing because of what happened just now.

Chizuru: So-sorry, Hajime-san. I can't believe I did that sort of thing......

Saito Hajime: Although you've said that...... I am the same as you.

Saito Hajime: An, anyway, [since] there's nothing to do now, shall we return home?

After that, I followed Hajime-san who was sakura-red in the face as we began walking home.  

——END——

*happy sigh*

due to my bias, this is probably one of my favourite translations... i kinda like how uncertain Saito is portrayed in in these post main game stories as they’ve shown how his concern is still Chizuru’s happiness.... though this makes me think that there isn’t really a lot of time between the main game’s ending and the endings of of zuisouroku and reimeiroku since Saito is aware of how their life is more difficult in Tonami which is also mentioned in the my tl of saito’s hana no shou after story. 

Also, I recently found Chinese translations of more of these yuugiroku 2 post-zuisouroku sakura epilogues for chikage and souji.... bringing my total (counting this one) to 5/6. will get to those after ssl... whenever the hell that is. this was only done to indulge myself and i don’t intend to do more unplanned translations lol.