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*while giving advice and doing acts of extraordinary kindness*

It is not in my nature to do these things, but what do I have to do but choose?

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Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

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You can borrow, beg, or steal, but If you care to make a deal, Listen to the Devil's trill, I'll play for your sole delight Now come and take my hand Until you meet your end I swear to be your servant... Fire! Fire! I'll be waiting by your funeral pyre Fire down below, burning... Fire! Fire! I will grant you what your heart desires, Rest and be assured, I will!

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Time heals all wounds. Time will kill you.

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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

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It is crazy how much fascist radicalization flows from maladaptive psychosexual rage, and it's crazy how much maladaptive psychosexual rage flows from misogyny, and it's crazy how much misogyny is actually just transmisogyny with the barrel sawn off.

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me going into a character tag to reblog some gifsets and getting hit with the most insane takes you didn’t know god could create

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Lost and Found

I've been really nostalgic for Steven Universe lately, and I have so much love and appreciation for the show I grew up with, so I thought I should make something nice to sort of give back, y'know? Anyways, I hope you enjoy. <3

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Steven Universe ended on a great note, but now I just really want a spinoff series about Steven travelling across America and inflicting his own brand of weirdness on people

“So this guy walks into the diner. I say ‘guy’ because I had no idea how old he was, he was either a very tall child or a babyfaced grandpa. He’s wearing a bright pink varsity jacket and flip-flops, and when he’s done breakfast he gives me a fifty-dollar tip on a five dollar breakfast. So now I’m thinking, ‘Oh, I gotta know more about this guy,’ and I ask him what he does for work.

“And this guy looks at me, and he looks like the oldest man in the world, and he says, and I quote, ‘I used to run a school but I retired because the stress was killing me,’ and walks out. I think about him maybe once a week.”

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bugs is…. shrimp????

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tired of posts that are like "why should i go to therapy when the reason i'm upset is because of SOCIETY" and it's like

yeah. have you ever heard of a locus of control. you don't have control over Society but you do have control over your reaction to it

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/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

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girl me too

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this current run of elvis-themed gimmick blogs seem to have gotten elvis confused for johnny bravo