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toastling
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30/Void/Bi Hi. I'm jimothy. I do things sometimes.
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toastling · 7 minutes ago
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I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
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toastling · 8 minutes ago
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oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation
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toastling · 9 minutes ago
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movies
Today I went to the movies. I went to see Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It was hilarious. The movie was about a guy named Flint and he wanted to be an inventor. He worked very hard. Then he made an invention that made it rain food. The food got way too big.They had a whoa whoa whoa I’m not gonna tell you anymore. You’ll have to find out and see what happens next.
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toastling · 11 minutes ago
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call her ai the way she makes me generate slop
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toastling · 11 minutes ago
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Salutations. This is your Uncle Sam. And this is the Great American Game.
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toastling · 19 minutes ago
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toastling · 19 minutes ago
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Goodnight.
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toastling · 20 minutes ago
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five year plan: i'm hoping to get shot in the back of the head randomly soon
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toastling · 21 minutes ago
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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
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toastling · 25 minutes ago
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can i get a transcript on this fucking video
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toastling · 27 minutes ago
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toastling · 33 minutes ago
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Trying to buy a house will jokerfy you
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toastling · 34 minutes ago
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“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY
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toastling · 34 minutes ago
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The experience to solve the problem....
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toastling · 36 minutes ago
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toastling · 52 minutes ago
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me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me
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toastling · 54 minutes ago
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But I digress, where was I? Oh, right, 7th grade. It's like I was saying. That Pepper Ann girl - she really was, like, one in a million, you know? I never could decide if she was cool or if she was lame. It's almost like she was marching in her own parade, or something
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