#if you have adhd.. sitting still is more than likely gonna be a hell for you

[alien-insomniac-05]

THIS THIS THIS

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[helluvapoison]

Omg its me, you've all been blessed

Heya Pookie

👉👈 can I request some headcanons of Adam, Lucifer, and any third character of your choosing with a male or gender neutral reader who CANNOT SIT STILL EVER.

Like I'm talking, rocks in his seat at the dinner table, shifts from leaning on one foot to the other every two seconds, restless legs in bed, hands fidgeting and fiddling even if he's mid convo (distracting as all hell for the other person) etc etc

pppPpSSHHHHH I'm not projecting my adhd what are you talking about

- kotte

˚✧₊⁎ Adam ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Heaven is not supposed to be a frustrating place, the very word is borderline illegal!

• But you make him want to pull out his fucking hair

• Compared to Lute, always standing stiff like she has a pole up her ass, you’re relentless

• Your foot taps like you’re killing ants when you sit or you find the weirdest positions to make a chair remotely comfortable— only to get up after .8 seconds!

• It’d be fine if it was just that but your eyes wander when he talks to you

• Adam wants to have your full attention and hates that you can’t provide him with that

• He beat himself up for a week straight when he snapped at you for it, making you think he didn’t want you around when, in actuality, it was the opposite!

• Coming second place to a boring wall or the rips in your pants of all things!? Not gonna work for him

• He used to snap his fingers in front of your nose to win back your focus

• Buuut, by now you’re more than aware that he invades personal space like it doesn’t exist, so he’s long since tried to stop himself from grabbing your chin, pulling it back towards him with a soft growl, “Babe. Wasn’t done.”

• Oh, and if you thought he was above pulling you into his lap… then you don’t know Adam at all

˚✧₊⁎ Lucifer ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• To say he understood the moment he saw you would be a lie. At first he thought you were nervous and, hey, who wouldn’t be in the king’s presence!?

• Understanding still prevails to be the perfect word for him

• Strangely, his quirks are much more endearing on you than himself

• Lucifer doesn’t mind when you fuss with his belongings when he talks, often forgetting what the subject was himself and jumping to explain to you what that item you’re holding does

• He made you a duck to fidget with! Looklooklook, it’s eyes bulge out when you squeeze!

• When not hyper-focused but trying to anchor himself to a project, the noise of your movement can drive him up the wall

• He suffers as long as he possibly can because he enjoys your presence

• The absolute last thing he would want would be to make you feel bad about something out of your control

• After all, you’re so compassionate when the tables are turned

• He damn near obliterated the last (and only) person to tell you to “be quiet and sit still”

• Shattered and hollow, curled up on his bed after retiring early that night, Lucifer’s heart beat with agony as you apologized for being too much, too annoying

• “Aw, my dove,” He kisses your knuckles before holding them to his chest like an award to show off on stage, “You’re like the planets; always in motion. How could I be annoyed when you’re just being you? You’re not too much, not for me.”

~

╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ doitdoitdoit, project! we’re the same person anyways!

[the-s1lly-corner]

Caine and kinger x reader with ADHD

Caine and Kinger x reader w/ ADHD

yahoo!! gonna knock out some requests today !! this is gonna be based off of my own experiences btw !! not much else i can think to put in this authors note so! ill just get on with it note from the future, little longer than i intended but thats mostly because admin started relating TOO much wuh-oh

CAINE:

caine is honestly really good about keeping you on track when theres a task at hand. i dont know about you, but i tend to wander about when im working on something; to check on something else repeatedly then coming back to what needs to be done and just go back and forth.(shit im even doing it now, the getting up and checking on things thing even though i know the thing is fine/complete) i like to think that caine would be pretty okay at making sure you get the thing you need/want to do done! i dont think theres meds in the digital world, i mean yeah sure you can ask for them but since theyre digital theyre not going to actually. do anything. but lets say in a hypothetical au where this all takes place in the real world and caine is a real person, he would make sure you take them consistently and on time. honestly this hc isnt really part of the ask but; i generally like to think that caine likes to follow routines and schedules as closely as he can... maybe its the ringmaster thing since hes tasked with keeping everything running but... shrugs

very supportive when you make a small mistake in something (like this is just a general thing, though) and isnt too obnoxious with trying to hold or regain your attention is something happens to the side and steals it away. very patient and polite with it, i think

last minute addition because it hit me like a sack of bricks. time blindness. fucking time blindness. you know how i mentioned that caine is good at keeping you on track? i think he would be good with helping you out with that, at least some of it. mostly logging your activities and him keeping an eye on the time (which he already does so its not like an extra habit he needs to pick up.. though if it werent he would pick it up in a heartbeat. literally anything for you, he loves you a lot)

KINGER:

honestly he might start to mimic your stims and fidgets! he doesnt mean to mock you, no i just think he would start to reflect your actions after spending most of his time around you to make sure you're okay! while caine keeps you on track, kinger is likely to go with you when you wander off to check/do something else. really unless its something time sensitive or really important is when hes going to start outwardly reassuring you that the other thing is fine. honestly, in an au with the real world i was originally going to say he would have a chance of forgetting to help remind you/ask if you took your meds (if you take them) but i think he would take stuff like that way too seriously to even DARE forget. like yeah sure you're not going to d1e if you forget to take them for a single day but still. he'd probably be like this with any meds tbh, so if you're prone to forgetting youll be fine as long as you have kinger around! gibes you pillows for fidget stuff, if you are feeling restless. or perhaps even goes on a walk with you around the circus grounds. like idk about yall, or if this is something completely unrelated, but my legs HURT when i sit too still. like down to the bone, if i dont get up every now and then its agony; sleeping is hell and on days its worse than others (like im talking sometimes i need to be in near constant movement) (also jerky arms and legs) (anyways)

also very polite with returning your attention to where it needs to be but honestly given that kinger himself is shown to space out at least twice in the pilot i think sometimes you guys both get side tracked and struggle to remember and/or get back into the flow of what you were originally doing

ponders

tldr; caine keeps you more on track with schedules whereas kinger embraces your flow a little more but both are respectful of things and dont really make you feel less than + remind you to take care of yourself

[vicekillx]

UPDATE: 2024

Usually I make these kinds of post around New Years, but this year I didn't really have anything to say. But now we're a month in and I definitely do.

I feel…different, this year. In a good way, I think. I feel like I'm tired of being complacent and riding coattails. This month has been a whirlwind of getting my shit in line. So far I:

handled two serious family crises smoothly and picked myself back up quickly from both

called my health insurance (phone calls have historically been an hours-long meltdown-inducing debacle for me) twice to switch my PCP because the previous one was consistently booked 3-6 months out and she just forgot to mention the inhaler I pulled out of my bag to show her at my first appointment so I couldn't get a refill on it or my nebulizer when I had COVID; that's been getting put off since August of last year

made an appointment with said new PCP for Feb 1, and I'm hoping they'll be able to refer me to a dentist and optometrist because I desperately need both

got back into therapy with an autism/ADHD specialist who can help me manage those specifically after my previous therapist didn't understand why I couldn't just Do It™; also have assessments lined up for both to get diagnoses

pay more attention to my health in general, including diet and exercise. I'm already down about 10 lb

restructured my planner to include a mood tracker and sleep tracker, and have been better about staying on top of it

got Trello up and running and so far it's working really well for me

have been doing my house chores more consistently, namely cleaning litter boxes and taking care of my snakes and tarantulas (roommates have been picking up my slack but they shouldn't have to, they're my animals)

am able to work more consistently on my designated work days; before it was a lot of chipping away and putting things off rather than sitting down and making actually decent progress

am finally starting a tattoo sleeve I've wanted for a very, very long time as a belated birthday gift to myself

am consistently filling stream sketch slots, which means I can actually make money and pay my bills on-time (and a huge, huge thank you to everyone who signs up, I'm pretty sure this is the primary reason I've been able to pull myself out of the hole. Financial stability is a hell of a drug)

This year I wanna try really hard to keep the train moving along this track. If things keep going the way they are, I could potentially make some pretty big changes in the not so distant future. Some things I'm brainstorming:

UnholyFans

merch other than stickers (seriously I have so many designs in mind, I just haven't had the drive to work on them or the upfront capital to order inventory)

more monster/demon adoptables

I would really like to collab with some other artists, it's been too fuckin long

website restructure

picking up my side business (I did literally zero pieces for it last year oof), ideally with a rebrand

get back into conventions and try some new crowds: reptile/exotic expos, tattoo conventions, oddities expos, sex conventions, BDSM groups…

push the stream setup to be more professional

rekindling the spark for my personal stories and headworld projects

more I have written down somewhere but can't think of off the top of my head

And to be clear, I'm optimistic, but also a realist. I know from experience that shit changes and I could hit a massive depressive slump in a month or two and be back to where I was for most of last year. I'm still not going to promise anything I'm not confident I can deliver. However, that doesn't mean I shouldn't try.

I already got sidetracked with this post, so I'm gonna make a second to get to my original point and I'll come back and add a link to this one when I do. But suffice to say I want to try - again - to breathe some kind of life back into my SubscribeStar. I have some ideas in mind, but I want to hear yall's opinions on it too.

Watch this space ♥

[true-blue-sonic]

Good evening dear Blue :D

For the ask game

❤️ 🧡 💖 💀

(with the sonic media ofc)

Good evening!🍀

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom? (I think it is this one but on my laptop the heart is blacked out, but when I copy-paste it it becomes the red heart... confusing🤔😂)

I think as a whole it'd be Shadow, though for me, Silver is far more personally relevant, haha. But Shadow seems to be a difficult character to get down, because he's got so much going on with him in canon. In fanon materials, I'd say that he often either becomes a raging jerk or he becomes very soft, cuddly, gentle and suave with Sonic for tons of Sonadow fics, and though the first description fits him somewhat better, he's... well, neither, I'd say. And Silver of course gets uwu blorbified to hell and back, rip. But since Shadow is far more popular than Silver, I'd say he suffers the worst of it.

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

This is gonna be a very unpopular take, but the "Sonic has ADHD" theory doesn't sit well with me if the follow-up is "and that means he can never sit still, is infantile, doesn't listen to others, doesn't value his friends, can never take anything seriously, and is an insensitive unemphatic jerk". If I look at the Sonic in Adventure 1, Rush, or Black Knight, I see someone who is incredibly well-attuned to others' feelings and who knows what to say and do to radically change people's worldviews for the better. Plus, Sonic knows when to focus on adventures and when he has to get serious: I cannot recall a canon instance where he is bouncing around absolutely out of control with no regard for others, for example. And if something goes wrong through his actions (e.g. Lost World), he's trying his absolute hardest to make it right again. So I'm not really sure where the idea that Sonic needs to learn the power of friendship or is super hyperactive and never listens comes from.

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

Oof. I guess that I really don't like the direction things are going in, maybe? That is to say, I haven't felt particularly inclined to engage with new materials so much because they don't grab my attention in the slightest: I'll get SxSG when it releases, but I'm going in basically completely blind because I'm not interested in theorising about what could happen. Plus, I haven't watched a single TailsTube episode, nor have I played Superstars. And I also couldn't care less about the third movie, to be quite honest😅 I don't know; I'm happy to do my own thing in my own corner with Espio and Silver, but I do feel sad that the new materials we're getting don't resonate with me so much. I wonder how that's going to change in the future.

💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?

...Knuckles XD XD Between the main quartet plus Eggman, I simply care about him least, haha. Though, does Metal Sonic count as a major character? I've got plenty of characters I don't care about (Big, Cream, the Babylon Rogues), but I don't feel like they're present enough to be major characters. Metal is cool, but I have even less opinions on and feelings about him than I do Knux, so... XD

[planerot]

For the headcanons thing, how about: 🧸👻🎶👽🦾💔🪢🔪💄😺😭 all for Maru. (He’s my favorite and I can’t get enough of him!)

(Thank you so much for the ask! This is going to be VERY rambly and the grammar/spelling is probably gonna be rough, but I hope you enjoy!)

🧸: I think Maru would have a pretty normal childhood. My headcanon is that one of his parents was a doctor/mechanic (The cars lore is really inconsistent if medical care providers are doctors or mechanics) and he spent a lot of time in their clinic/shop just watching them do their thing. Overtime, once he was old enough, he began to help them out and began to learn how to be a mechanic himself. Overtime, either out of boredom or actual interest, he taught himself to fix boats, planes and every other type of frame he could think of. By the time he was 18, he was just as skilled as others twice his age.

👻: Maru is terrified of failure. When you work a job where you are solely responsible for someone living or dying, messing up is a near paralyzing fear. In my headcanon, Maru was a mechanic on the set of CHoPs and a small, terrible part of him blames himself for Nick's death. He knows deep down that Nick was doomed the second he hit the ground, but there's still a small part of him that laments the fact that he might've been able to save him if he was only just a little faster, a little more prepared, a little more concentrated.

🎶: Maru enjoys country but isn't really picky. He likes to work with background noise, so he'll just listen to whatever Patch is playing over the speakers most of the time. If she isn't playing anything, he'll turn on an old radio he has and let the local stations play in the background.

👽: His weird quirk is that he sometimes sleepwalks (sleepdrives?). It's rare for him to do it now that he's an adult (I imagine it was much more common when he was a kid/teen), but when he does do it, he seems fully awake. The team has learnt ways to tell if he's awake and just a bit delirious or if he's fully dead to the world and actually sleepwalking. It was very funny the first time Dusty ran into a sleepwalking Maru after grabbing himself a midnight snack. Dusty didn't even realize Maru was sleepwalking until a very grumpy Windlifter, awoken by the noise, rolled out and shooed Maru back to his hangar.

🦾: I actually have 2 for this one! After a long career as a mechanic, Maru would probably have some chronic pain in his tines. Years of damage and abuse and the occasional self neglect have caused him to develop a consistent ache in his tines that can never be fully soothed. He has ways of taking the edge off, and it's by no means career ending, but it's still annoying. The other disability headcanon I have for Maru is that he has ADHD. This one is mostly vibes and projecting my own ADHD onto him, haha. His workspace is messy and he seems like he'd be the type to throw himself into a project for hours and hours, hyperfocusing on getting it done all in one sitting. The other PPAA members occasionally have to lure him out of his hangar for a break, otherwise he'd sit there for an entire day without eating or sleeping.

💔: Maru, Blade and Nick were VERY, VERY close. Maru, having taken formal training as a mechanic, (which I imagine is the cars universe equivalent of nursing school), has much better coping skills than Blade. (Aka he just compartmentalized to hell and back). However, questionable coping skills aside, he was never the same after Nick died. He has never admitted it to anyone but Blade, but every year, on the anniversary of Nick's death, he just lets himself break down. He'll avoid everyone all day and just let himself have a day to grieve someone he saw as one of his closest friends. The rest of the team has 0 idea why Maru suddenly locks himself in his hangar on that specific day and gets all sad, but they support him the best they can. The day after, they always do their best to make him feel loved and included, reminding him that their always there for him if he needs them.

🪢 (This emoji is broken on my computer, but I was able to figure it out on mobile): He is pretty close with his family. He does his best to visit on holidays and write them letters while he's on base. He loves his job as mechanic, but it does make him a bit sad that he has to spend so much time away from home because of it.

🔪: Maru is very scrappy. He may be small, but he has a variety of tools that would do just fine as weapons. He isn't the type to immediately jump into a fight, but if someone refuses to back down despite clear warning, then, well, it isn't his fault, is it? This is the reason he was NOT allowed to talk to Cad unsupervised. Cad was absolutely the type to say something shitty and then refuse to back down lest his poor ego be bruised. Blade, as much as he probably fantasized about it himself (and how Cad 100% deserved it), didn't want Maru to beat the shit out of the guy who controlled their budget.

💄: I like his canon vehicle design as is, so I'll give some humanized headcanons. I don't have a 100% solid idea of what he'd look like as a human, but I imagine he'd have a permanent stubble no matter how much he shaves and a very generic, short haircut. He is almost always wearing his baseball cap and the poor thing is probably FILTHY. His clothes in general are probably constantly caked in grease and whatever else has collected on the floor of his hangar. His usual attire would be a blue PPAA jumpsuit with a toolbelt looped through the belt loops. He's almost one of the shortest members of the crew (maybe only taller then a couple of the smokejumpers) and has a very rectangular body type.

😺: He doesn't mind animals, but he also isn't a massive fan of them. He finds the deere at the park nice at least, but other then that, he is very neutral on all of the wildlife.

😭: I know this one is already been apart of some other headcanons, but Nick's death by far. The members of the PPAA team who've died and had their pictures put on The Wall are also pretty traumatic, but Nick was the one he was the closest with. It especially hurt because of how it devastated Blade, Nick's death a very major part as to why Blade acts the way he acts. When Nick died, Maru not only had to piece himself back together, but he also tried his best to help Blade not emotionally implode on himself.

[tragically-jane-doe]

Small rant about telling lies below

💖 LOTS OF SPOILERS💖

This game is so boring and the controls are so funky? Like babe show me a easy way to start the video from the beginning? Cause if I only watch it from the key word bit it shows as watched therefore I won't it again when it's a different keyword bit

And like I understand the whole video call bit but dear God was that awfully boring the amount of videos that are 80% quiet killed me slowly but surely

im a achievement hunter and I don't even want to go back and get all of the chives cause I'll have to sit through the long upload but and girlie pop going to the roof. Also who the fuck is that Karen? The damn game made me believe that star was the leak? Like Jane Jane ya know

I wish that we got a bit more info at the beginning ya know cause at least in her story we were told hey here's interviews from someone missing/murder case have fun. And like all we get in telling lies was hey here's some videos I recognize 2 of these ppl. WHY DOES IT MATTER IF YOU KNOW 2 PPL WHO ARE YOU SENDIG ME STUFF? And like tell me who u recognize?

For my ADHD memory issue brain it was hell on earth trying to match up convos and remember what they said

I also wish it had the timeline like from her story that helped me so much and like I was expecting a better murder? I don't feel like there were any huge twists or anything in telling lies I assumed all the things on him being a whore on him being married and other things

I was dying howling at Emma's and alba ending cutscenes there lines sounded so fucking forced and overall strange

also it took me like over 2ish hours to find any of Harry's videos and like its actually hell trying key words to get someone other than David

I mayhaps did focus on our lovely cam girly cause I still want to know more about her she's so intriguing instead I have to hear more about how David is infact a whore and a cop

The only twist thing is Jane the ripper I 100% thought it was star cause the videos talking about baby names saying oh if it's a girl I'm naming her Jane something martin Jones instead it's Karen? A girly pop who I saw in one video and didn't even see her face? I'm sure if I HAD BETTER ACCESS TO THE VIDEOS I would know more about her

Like how hard would it have been to give us a video line thing for us to skip around in the video? like every fucking video media has? Instead you have to slowly rewind or forward cause even at 3 times it was so slow so I just didn't end up doing it

Anyways I'm off to go play The shape shifting detective cause I've never been disappointed by D'Avrkki studios and im sure im gonna actually be a detective like I was a detective therapist in dr dekker

[kelmping]

memory post incoming (last update: nov 7)

i don’t. remember much. pre-gowpenny. i only have a couple of memories, and they’re… weird.

i was born on december 13th, 2002. a friday. because fucking of course it was. my mom raised me on her own until i was about eight, at which point i started to tumble through the foster system. i don’t know what happened, but it was definitive that i would never and could never return to her care.

i know i was an undiagnosed autistic (which i. figured out later), along with some other stuff (anxiety, depression, adhd, ptsd, a separate complex ptsd diagnosis…) so i wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out i had memory problems. (the rest of my system does too, so.)

i know that i was kind of a loner, though. people tended not to like me, so i just stayed out of their way unless i needed something. sometimes that meant sitting alone to read at recess as a kid. sometimes it meant just staying low and quiet and hoping to whatever the hell is out there that nobody found me wherever i was sleeping on the streets.

suicide cw: i wasn’t. always. super crazy about being alive. i found out i couldn’t die the hard way. and even then, i tested it more than once.

i experienced psychotic symptoms, though not always with the same regularity. as i got a handle on my magic, they eased up, but i’d go through stretches that lasted for weeks without too much… intrusion? it was manageable. but then there would also be stretches of time where i didn’t trust myself with my wand and told my familiar to fuck off back to iowa. my friends were a really big help ;;;

jammer was my first best friend. k and sam started out as regular friends, but we all got closer as time went on. (i took after jammer a lot, heh. that’s social mimicry for you.)

he also had locs similar to lou wilson’s, with the bleached ends from mismag and the length from fantasy high.

k kept going by dream among the four of us, so i use their names (as well as she/they/he/xe pronouns) interchangeably.

i did have a silly crush on them. we dated, just like in canon. but i also dated jammer, and k also dated sam, who was… the label i would use now for the two of us would be an unspoken queerplatonic partnership.

i wasn’t really. as… giggly. as brennan played me being, when i first told philtrum i didn’t want to be magical. i was more, just. scared. apologetic. i was worried she’d toss me out on my ass with no help either way.

oh my god. you have no idea how stressful it was to listen to the first part of episode 4. i already knew i hadn’t given up my magic, but watching it play out was… whoof.

i think there were some minor differences between what happened in canon and my actual reactions. i don’t remember them very well, though.

i just. collapsed. after the whole thing with sam and the shadow. grabbed sam as tight as i could and broke down sobbing. and i was. really. really lucky to have such amazing friends.

the fuckingggg. stupid goddamn tournament arc. k is so fucking cool, and i was like. genuinely fucking scared i was gonna kill that guy from rosewood or rosewand or whatever the hell his school was called. that bravado was allllll me just channeling jammer as much as fucking possible. i was shaking as i got ready. probably still as the duel actually started.

the duel went differently than it did in canon. i guess the roll was low, or too high, or. something. i don’t know. but i didn’t just send that kid to hell, like, mentally. he was physically dead for between five and thirty seconds. time is. an enigma. and i just stood there shaking as he dropped.

as soon as i snapped out of it i rushed forward to… i don’t know, try to help somehow? but nurse stitchnit pushed me aside and resuscitated him. i almost sobbed when he started breathing again, even though he was coughing up blood.

the guilt of that ate away at me for a long time. it still does, sometimes. but he lived, and i’m very glad he did. and, frankly, glad he was able to tell me to fuck off afterwards. good for him. lord knows i deserved it.

needless to say, it was much less, uh. jubilant. i just wanted to sit down and be left alone, but i was lucky to have friends who understood that i both shouldn’t be completely alone and couldn’t talk about it.

jammer’s link with alexis had lingering effects that manifested both magically and as scars and chronic pain. most of the time he was alright, but overworking himself would wipe him out for weeks.

i love my friends. a lot. like, yeah, i was dating k and jammer, but. all three of them were my fucking family. sometimes we’d all end up sleeping on a couch in the common room, or in a single. twin. bed. with four teenagers in it. it was a mess, and physically uncomfortable at times, but i literally never felt emotionally safer than when we were all just hanging out and doing fuck all.

nurse stitchnit is like. almost a dad to me? like a surrogate, adoptive dad. he was always the adult that i trusted most. he offered to let me stay with him at the end of the school year, actually. i had plans, though.

the holiday special. um. the party? when i felt that darkness creeping up? instant panic attack. hence the, uh. freaking out. apologies for that.

pretty sure the icy water inside tad was, like. magical in the sense that it was cold enough to cause frostbite with too much contact, similarly to how human blood is hot inside the body. it “damaged” my hand like when i grabbed penfrew.

also. broken ribs. not fun. i was concussed too, and i just wanted my friends close, but it hurt to hold them too tightly.

i guess the “roll” of my timeline that dream did to heal me failed, because i remember that the recovery took a while and was pretty miserable. thankfully, i was also pretty out of it. and my friends and nurse stitchnit made sure i knew i wasn’t alone. they took good care of me.

i was asked at one point why i slept, like. curled up? i didn’t really realize i did it. something, something, autism, something, something, growing up really tall while trying to avoid being noticed Too Much. probably. i dunno.

at the end of the year, i went to stay with my friends for the three months of break. jammer, then k, then sam. i don’t remember a lot of specifics, but i know their families were at least nice.

i showed up in the background of some of sam’s streams by accident, while i was staying with her. i had a weird little mini-fanbase within her fans? it was. interesting. kinda flattering, kinda weird. that one comment section spell came in handy. (eventually i did a stream with her. it was a lot of fun, honestly.)

sam encouraged me to start my own channel, so i decided to document my experiences as a first-generation mage living with both psychological issues and genuine curses. it had a pretty wide range, from relaxed gaming streams and pictures of myself and my friends to dream’s multi-hour video essays about social issues that i’d helped write. (i eventually learned to separate that stuff out, though, considering i gained a sizable following despite still being fairly reserved.)

at some point, jammer effectively said this:

down the line, years post-gowpenny, we had a daughter named bailey. biologically she was sam and jammer’s, but all four of us were her parents. (sam was mom/mama, k was ren/renny, jammer was papa/pop, and i was dad.) we all loved her more than anything, and the day she was born was one of the best of my life.

at an indeterminate point post-gowpenny (after we’d all graduated), i lost my right leg from about the knee down. unfortunately for the others, i also Could Not stay still, and spent more time than i probably should have using them as makeshift supports. mostly jammer, since he was the closest to me in height, but sam and dream were just as willing to help me out. and i’m pretty sure stitchnit ended up needing to carry me a couple of times…

[naneun-no]

Forget touching grass, go kiss somebody.

Long rant ahead, you’ve been warned 😬

For a community that relies so much on reading peoples’ body language and tells, the majority of BTS shippers seem to have a concerning lack of understanding of how actual humans living a life work.

I swear. Y’all will sit and analyze the hell out of three seconds worth of slowed-down content, but ignore any and all context, extraneous factors (aka concerns that don’t have anything to do with romance and can make someone appear upset, closed off, or just plain tired) and everything that happens after those all-important three seconds.

Looking at you, anons who I’ve seen all pressed over the fact that in the We Photobook Sketch, Jimin was initiating most of the Jikook moments. Some of y’all are insecure jikookers, some are from another ship trying to have a gotcha moment, and some are probably just new to things, but… keep in mind:

1. Content isn’t always released in chronological order.

Yes, this photoshoot behind the scenes is the most recent content released, but that doesn’t mean it’s the most recent thing that happened. @kanmom51 had a great post about this whole photoshoot, and took a guess that it happened around Sep 2021. I think that’s probably right, based on haircuts/colors and piercings. Which would mean this “distance” between JK and JM that you all think you picked up on took place BEFORE: JK getting his attendance stamps in JM’s room all day every day in late 2021, the infamous and adorable “should I come see you?” birthday vlive, and the ass-grabbing, forehead-touching, finger heart-giving, bridal-carrying Jikookery Foolishness Fest that was PTD Las Vegas.

And just because late 2021 and 2022 was a gold mine, and because I know y’all try to dismiss concert behavior as fake fanservice, it was also before: “I’ll keep holding Jiminie ✋😛🤚”, “happy birthday BRO,” the attentive giddy love sesh that was aerial yoga, and this flirty ass conversation:

So… try to orient content on the timeline before making judgments based on it. It will save you a lot of anxiety.

2. Learn the difference between focus and coldness.

Not always, but in general, JK seems to (I’m gonna use an ADHD term because I have it and I strongly suspect he does too but obviously I don’t know for sure don’t come at me) hyperfocus on things, particularly when it’s something like a work photoshoot where there are likely a lot of staff around and there’s a job to get done. Yes, he can goof off at work with the best of them, but for stuff like this (which had a stricter, more professional vibe than say, filming a Run BTS ep), he’s almost always the more reserved one, while Jimin seems to have an easier time shifting between his silly, flirty side and his fierce professional model side. The man can turn it off and on like a light switch, while JK seems to have a harder time shifting his attention and coming in and out of “work mode” (also an ADHD thing, just saying). So yeah, we see JM making eyes at JK in between shots, we see him turning toward JK while JK keeps his gaze on the camera. To me, this does not read as JK being disinterested in JM. It reads as “I have a job to do and I need to stay in the zone or I’ll look dumb as hell in these photos and I’m too pretty for that.” Just my take 🤷‍♀️ Which brings me to…

3. Context is everything.

My spouse and I have been together for nearly 10 years. We still have moments where we are over-the-moon into each other, and we also have moments where work takes priority, where we aren’t as attentive as we should be, where one of us wants attention and the other is focusing on something else (not saying that’s necessarily what was going on during the photoshoot, but it’s possible and a much more reasonable conclusion than JK suddenly falling out of love and JM not noticing). If someone were to make a short video recording us on any given day, our interactions might vary. We might look super close; we might look a little distant. Because real humans in real relationships have normal fluctuations like that. If assorted, curated clips from a 7 minute video (think about that — that shoot probably lasted 4-5 hours at least, and they showed us 7 minutes) are your basis for deciding whether a couple is broken up or still together, you’re basing a whole lot on very little. Which is why I say…

Go Kiss Somebody

Like, not without their permission, but you know what I mean. Go experience falling in love, go connect with someone else and see how every little facial twitch you or they make is not evidence of the deterioration of your whole relationship. When shippers try to make a ship sink or sail based on the micro-expressions on someone’s face during a zoomed-in, slow-mo, three second clip, they reveal that most likely, they’ve only ever experienced romantic relationships in the context of novels, fanfic, tv shows and movies. In other words — stories. Because in a love story, every little detail truly IS about the romantic plot line, otherwise the editors would have cut that superfluous stuff out, because they’ve got a story to tell. But real relationships aren’t like that. Real relationships aren’t streamlined love stories with rising action and a climax and a resolution; they’re real people living meandering lives that happen to include immense love. And that’s the difference. Shit, that’s a whole other post…

[whysojiminimnida]

THE GAYEST GAY I SAW THE OTHER DAY Or: 2020 Grammys VLive PART TWO

Where was I? Oh yeah. ORIGINAL CONTENT FOR TRUTH AND CONTEXT HERE:

And we'll pick it up around 9:35.

He's about to go in, kids. It's at about 9:40 in the original VLive which is in part one of this post. AND THERE HE GOES. Jeon Jungkook, main singer of BTS and worldwide pop idol, without a Jimin to settle him:

Jimin does not even blink. Hobi is unbothered, living as he did for YEARS with a Koo in Jimin's bed. At one point, somewhere earlier in there, Koo also went in on Joonie's hair and Jimin just glanced fondly in his general direction like "dammit these things are hard on my baby". Jimin handles "these things" (publicity, sitting still in general) much more easily than his man and he's quite accepting of that. Also he SAW USHER SO.

Fair's fair. Jimin gets to eyeball his crush, Koo gets to fix Namjoon's hair.

BUT OH WAIT it's time for... champagne!

Teleport Jeon to the rescue of the camera and his own sanity.

I think we can all agree that Jimin is absolutely worth staring at, but see the set of Kookie's jaw? Our mans is not happy because Jimin-ssi realized that he was Out Of Order (as per Bangwatch Behavior At The Grammys Protocol For Married Couples) and moves to the opposite side. It caused enough distress for Jungkook's tongue to try to make an escape via his cheek. I actually felt bad for both of them by this time, because while Jiminie handles placement issues better, kinda, he would always much rather be near his man. Especially when said man is looking FINE LIKE THAT and also suffers from either anxiety or boss-level ADHD. Jimin is Jungkook's center. Which: that said I have always wondered why Jimin is the moon and Jungkook is the sun when the opposite is actually true. Hasn't made sense to me for several years now. ANYWAY.

Look at them. All of them look amazing but I'm just busy noticing the champagne glasses. And also that, damn my image limit, Jimin went through two glasses in rapid succession and might have gone for a third. Because he too is tired and stressed and elated and he knows what's coming up next. STAMP COLLECTING IS GONNA HAPPEN. Philately and stress release. Both of those things.

Well fuck an executive order, Jungkook still has control of the camera and two three glasses of champagne ingested rapidly are at play and there is no frame that does not need the Jeon-Parks in it. Especially when there's a camera lens through which they can stare at each other. They think they're slick. They ain't slick. Fruity as hell but not slick in the least. Keep your A/B/O fanfiction to yourself (Jimin would be alpha in any event).

Jimin is also Over This Shit by now. Jungkook has moved the camera totally to highlight Jimin while ostensibly focusing on Tae, who is trying his damnedest to make a speech and is very cute and also pretty, but Jimin knows what his boyfriend is doing and obliges. I ran out of image space but there's a kissy face right about here, too. Jimin just.... loses it for a few seconds and it's adorable. The Jeon half of the household agrees with me.

Oh. Let the touching commence. "Fixing his jacket," Jimin? PFFFTTT HE WAS JUST TOUCHING THOSE PECS THAT'S ALL IT WAS AND THEN AND THEN JUNGKOOK GOES "Thank you" in English and it is THE CUTEST. They're just eyefucking now. Hobi needs another drink. And Yoongi, well. Yoongi ain't care, he is not even surprised, it's just Friday at the Jeon-Park house. Seokjin, though. He knows the rules. And Namjoon is not, this time, for once in his LIFE, in the middle. Exactly. FIVE GUYS ARE IN THE MIDDLE and no one is in the middle and this is what happens, PD-nim, when a Jeon goes rogue and STILL HAS CONTROL OF THE CAMERA.

So they wrapped it up. Because what other choice was there, sixteen minutes and twenty seconds into the Story Of True Love Kept Apart By Closetry And Public Decorum? You can't fight the War of Hormone with that much champagne. It's not possible. What you do is smile pretty and disperse, politely, lest there be another kissing-noises-on-video moment. I need David Attenborough to narrate the entire mating dance, for real.

[truetgirl]

Should have mentioned in the first post, but this is gonna be an every-other-day thing this year mostly because it’s depressingly hard to come up with more than 15 canon queer ships that I have much to say about beyond “they’re cute.”

In any event, time for the second couple of the month with...

Pricefield!

I warn you now, this is gonna be a long analysis and largely assumes the reader knows the context for what I’m talking about. But there’s still points in here I think work whether you have the context or not.

Disclaimer: since I will be drawing pretty heavily on material from the comics to inform my readings here, we’re just gonna take it a read that the Bae over Bay ending is what happened, alright? Alright.

Anyone who knows me knows I have to talk about Life is Strange at every opportunity, so here we go! Max and Chloe, especially after the comics, are such a good story about learning to bend rather than break, to love and be loved with an understanding of what that means to you. Learning to accept yourself and your experiences, figuring out how to grow from them, even the painful ones, and then to undertake the terrifying process sharing them with another. They are a story, in a simple phrase, of learning how to really live.

When these two reunite after Max comes back to Arcadia Bay, things are raw for them. They’re childhood best friends separated by years of growth in the young adults they’re becoming.

For Chloe in particular there’s a lot of pain and grief in those years. Her father died, she’d been stuck with a stepfather she hates, she isn’t sure how to feel about her mom anymore, and, just to cap it off, Rachel Amber, one of a very few good things to happen to Chloe in years, in her own mind, has recently gone missing. And throughout all of this she’s sought her best friend’s support, but Max has bee increasingly distant. Dead dad, mom seems to like stepfather she hates better than her, missing kinda-sorta girlfriend, and a best friend that just slowly ghosted her for a few years there. Can you say abandonment issues? Cause I sure can!

Then there’s Max herself, who let’s face it is depressed as hell at the outset of this story. If I were gonna take a wild guess as to what went wrong with her and Chloe keeping in touch, I’d bet being uprooted from her home probably knocked her the fuck out, emotionally, and even though she likely got at least a little bit better as time went on, it was probably the guilt we know she feels about not having kept up with Chloe to that point that drove her further away. I can absolutely imagine Max convincing herself that Chloe deserved better than someone that wasn’t there for her in any way when her father died. This is all, admittedly, just my take on Max’s pre-story life, but I fell like it holds up pretty well.

All this leads to the Max we meet as the story begins: a talented but self conscious girl who believes she’ll never be good enough at her craft to pursue it seriously. A girl with horrible trouble connecting to people, who doesn’t trust herself to remember things (hello there, autism and ADHD, was that what Max’s IEP was for in that file?), and who believes she’ll just mess up when she participates in the world. Her response? She sits back, watches, and takes pictures. She hasn’t reached this point by the same path or reacted to it the in same ways, but she is every bit as isolated and hurt as Chloe.

When max gets he powers and saves Chloe’s life, when they properly meet again right after that, I can hardly imagine what either of them could have needed more. Of all the people they could meet in their turmoil, they meet the person who knew them best before they experienced their pain. There’s a lot of learning and re-learning to do about one another, but their bond comes back instantly. Friendships like that are damned rare, and it’s amazing when you find one the first time, and even better when you rediscover it.

The entire game from that point, at least the way I played it, but I can’t imagine it would deviate too far from this, is a story about these girls first reigniting their old bond, then building anew on top of what they’ve just found again. It’s a story in which, despite everything that happens to them, they become each other’s safe place. It’s a story of them falling in love, even when the player chooses for that love to be platonic (well, from Max’s side, anyway). This entire game is Max discovering both that to meddle with the experiences and decisions of those around her is to literally rob them of who they choose to be, and even still she would do just about anything for this girl she loves.

With this as the context, these things, along with her potential recklessness up to now, as her principle thoughts, and a storm bearing down on the town, one that she may be able to stop, but isn’t sure she can stop, at the price of Chloe’s life? Of course Max’s choice would be to stop trying to wrest control of everything around her. The only path is to let go, to take things as they are now, and hold on to what she knows she can save. And when the storm clears, they set out together. Nothing will ever be the same, but they have each other now, and maybe that’s enough.

Except, of course, living with such a decision isn’t that simple, is it? Max starts the comics tortured by the prospects of what might have been, of what she could have done, of what if, what if, what if? When this manifests in her flickers, in literally being randomly and painfully displaced in time, her old instincts return to haunt her with the most devastating, hardest to deny fear of all: that living the life she has now is painful because it literally is not hers to live. It’s a thought that drive her to doubt and panic until, finally, she can’t bear it any longer, and she runs all the way to another reality.

She runs, and she goes on the assumption that the life and love she fought so desperately to hold onto weren’t what she deserved. They weren’t what was “meant” for her because she could not for one moment believe that she was worthy of them. She falls into her old coping mechanism of distancing herself from the world so hard that she literally leaves it behind.

The comic is in large part Max’s journey, in every sense of the word, first away from her guilt and pain, and then back to it. And why is that? Because she realizes now that, however much they hurt, her choices and her experiences are all that she has, all that defines who she is. She learns that to embrace the good, to have a life with the girl she loves and to learn to be happy, she has to first accept herself (already hard to do), and then let Chloe, who by now has learned many of the same lessons about what it means to her to live well, accept her too (even more difficult).

But Chloe, having not been idle while Max was gone, and always believing on some level they would be reunited again, does accept her. She doesn’t expect Max to be perfect because she knows she isn’t, that nobody can be. That Max chose her to begin with was already huge. I cannot imagine the impact that must have had on her. To be abandoned and neglected, over and over again, and then for someone, a girl she loves and who she knows for absolutely certain can and has been making only the choices that she’s determined are for the best since they reunited the first time, to say “in all this chaos, despite and because of everything, I choose you.” Could you imagine?

And so, in Chloe’s own words:

She learned to live, learned to shine. And when Max came home, which once more meant the world to her, she brings it all home, dispelling Max’s last insecurity:

Max has spent so long completely sure that she would be hated, and she would deserve it. Chloe has spent just as long believing that nobody would ever choose her, not when they could clearly have something better. It hurt. All of this hurt so much. But it’s theirs, and they will move forward knowing that they can build something beautiful, but that they will. They will, because they choose it by choosing each other. They choose it by deciding it’s high time they get on with living.

[brassknucklespeirs]

Hiiii babe :) I love your writing, so obviously I'm gonna roll up asking for a ship if it's not too much trouble hehe

I'm 5'4'' with dark hair and kind of an athletic build bc ya girl does go to the gym super early when insomnia hits. I used to be super outgoing when I was younger, but now I'm pretty introverted and tend to be in my head a lot (which is probably why I spend so much time writing, despite the fact that my manuscript was rejected multiple times lol) Being outside in any capacity is my jam, whether it's gardening, hiking, or just sitting in the fields, so I really get nerfed by SAD when the weather cools down. I also have adhd, so it's hard for me to focus on school and stuff, especially atm with a huge hyperfixation like this one, and I think I'm incapable of functioning without coffee. Fun fact: I've never dated anyone, and at this point my standards from BOB fics are so high that I don't think I could lmao 🥴

Thank you in advance lovely, I love your writing and hope you have a great day 😘🕊️

I like how you ask me “if it’s not too much trouble” as if I’m going to be able to say no to you honey…of course ill do you a ship!

I ship you with Wild Bill (and don’t worry this isn’t just cause of yah name, I’ve seen this ship since I first chatted to you, and now I get to vocalise it hehe)

- Now Bill is of course one cheeky bugger, and he loves flirty with anything with two legs and a pair of boobs right? Wrong; originally when he meets you, you’re a little put off at the fact he seems to shut his mouth for once when he’s in your presence, and it annoys you to no end because you’ve heard him flirting with other girl and you WANT IT. So of course you kinda believe he don’t like yah when in fact he really really does. Now because you’re a bit put off by his flirting you kinda pull back from him a little and tend to stick more with babe who’s just the sweetest little thing around, so now Bill thinks yah don’t like him either. HOWEVER, our little wild Bill couldn’t help himself one day when he see Babe just a little too close for comfort to you and omfg he just goes off at him, like gently cause it’s Babe but still pretty ragey. He tells him “ain’t no one around here suppose to be touching her but me, so clear out” Your face kinda goes bright pink and you just have no clue what’s going on, your brain is about to spontaneously combust and god if yah heart bet any faster it’d punch a hole in your chest.

- After that little show, you both realise that you’re into each other more than you’d both led on thank goodness. You are often not seen with Bill trailing behind you like a bit of a lost puppy (but he’ll tell you he’s a big puppy you know like a German Shepard or a Rottweiler, something big and manly and territorial yah know).

- the men often poke fun at the replacements to go and talk to you, the pretty little lady in the corner, as to create some entertainment for the night. When flirted with by random guys you can often be seen sitting wide eyed and a little put out by the idea of this guy not being Bill. NOW, when Billy boy sees his dame looking uncomfortable, it’s where the entertainment for the men begins. He makes sure he’s finished his pint of beer before he slams it down extremely aggressively on the counter and stands up, straightening his shoulder back while an arrogant smirk pulls to his lips. You see him coming over this replacement’s shoulder and kinda roll your eyes at what you know is about to happens. He strolls up and places a hand with splayed fingers on his chest, giving him a bit of a shove away from you, stepping in front of you to create distance between yah. He mutters threateningly some pretty interesting things to this dude, telling him to stop bothering his lady and that she doesn’t wanna have to deal with seeing his ugly mug in front of her. The replacement usually freaks the hell out and will nod their head furiously before sprinting off, the men watching all laughing in success. HOWEVER, In the event that the replacement thinks he’s just god gift to the world, and to you more specifically, Bill is left seething in pure rage, especially if this guy tries to even look or talk to you again while he’s standing right bloody there in front of him. He’ll find something else pretty jarring to say to the dude that’ll make him think twice about talking to you ever again before the dude will storm off angrily. None of this really bothers you at all, it’s pretty common so you just sit there sipping away at your drinking waiting for the dick measuring competition to be over.

- He very much enjoys your shorter height, often teasing you about it cause he loves seeing the way your features scrunches up into a little grumpy face. He’ll usually give a little chuckle before placing his hand on the back of your neck, pulling you to him and place a big kiss on your forehead. He’ll say something like “I’m just playing with you doll, it’s the perfect height for me to do this.”

- Bill thinks that you are just the most amazingly put together woman ever; body, mind and soul. He would bloody worship the ground you walked on, coming back to the following you round like a lost puppy. Even though you don’t often ask for much he’s still right there waiting for you to mention even something small like “I’m thirsty” and he’ll be off in a cloud of dust and back in seconds with a bottle for you, anything that his woman wants, his woman will get. And he will be the only one that gets to do anything for her, the only one.

- He truly does think that you’re some kind of goddess with the way you look. He’s constantly got to touch you just to make sure you’re actually real, often resorting to running his fingers through your hair, something he’s gotten very attached to doing. If you’re sitting next to him at dinner, at the pub, in barracks etc etc, anytime you’re right there, he will have one of his hands resting in your hair just playing with the strands of it. He loves your freaking hair.

- HENCE WHY, first thing in the morning you will without a doubt wake up to the smell of coffee. When you open your eyes, there will be a freshly brewed cuppa sitting right next to you waiting for you. You often get confused when you feel bill still snoring away behind you, but you soon come to realise he’s figured out when you usually wake up and halls himself out of bed to make you a fresh cup of Joe before placing it beside you and jumping back into bed, usually falling back asleep within minutes. You reach out to take a sip and hun in contentment as it’s brewed exactly how you like it. You feel Bill’s arm round your waist loosen as you sit up against the headboard to drink it, only for his grip to tighten back round your hips or thighs, a place hell often rest his head so you can run your fingers through his hair while you drink you coffee. If you’re the kind of person who needs a second coffee before you can function fully (like me, I’m that person) then he’ll jump out of bed with you, pulling you in for a full, passionate kiss good morning with the muttering of “good morning baby, my goddess, the light of my life, do you want another coffee? There some more waiting for you in the kitchen.” This man just knows you so freaking well that sometimes its got you thinking like how the hell did I get so lucky. Meanwhile he’ll be looking at you all adoringly, heart eyes for sure, gazing up and down your body as he takes in every single part of you before wondering the same god damn thing.

- One of Bill’s favourite things about you is that you are strong, no matter what you’ve been through, you’re still out there kicking, taking on the world even if you’re doing it quietly. He admires you so deeply for that, often catching himself in a bit of a love sick starry eyed moment when he thinks about it for too long while looking at you. If he gets caught he’ll play it off with some reasonably risqué pick up line that you usually end up just laughing at. On those times when you don’t laugh and you’re taking it seriously…Oof fun adult playtimes for you

- Bill has become pretty good at picking up on when you’re zoning out, when you’re brain just takes you away from the world with other thoughts about random little things. Sometimes he’ll just sit with you and let it happen for a while, but in other times when he needs your attention he’ll crouch in front of you and grasp your face, gently patting it. He’ll whisper something like “come back to me baby, I need you here with me now” and god if it doesn’t just make you wanna swoon. The fact that he takes such care with you when he knows your mind isn’t where you feel it should be, wow just wow. There are also those other days where it isn’t about zoning out per say, it’s more like you have a billion and one things zooming through your skull, wanting to be done right then and there and you have to get them done. You’ll talk in random bits of gibberish or slightly slurred English and he’ll struggle to understand what the hell you’re on about. Those are the days where he’ll stay out of the way, and let you do what you need to do for the sake of your head. Of course he won’t let you run yourself into the ground, hence why he sits and watches instead of just leaving you be full stop. He knows that if you really did need him, he’d be sitting right there ready to help. Another thing he does when you’re getting jittery is he’ll give you his hand to play with, you can intertwine and loosen your fingers around his or trace the lines of his palms or simply touch the skin of his hand and it brings you a great sense of calm as you have something to fidget with.

- Following on from this, Bill has also picked up on those days where you just don’t have the energy to talk. He’ll curl you up in a little ball in his arms and just hold you to him, often whispering away in your ear about his own day so you don’t feel you need to say anything. He’ll try his best to just find a smile or a scrunch of the outer corners of your eyes to tell him whether you’re really up for him being so close, but more often then not you love to just sit and listen to him, slowly recharging your battery. He knows that you aren’t always going to be able to tune in to what he’s talking about but that’s okay to him, usually why he choose the most random of thoughts to speak about. On those days where you really really don’t have the energy, even for him, he’ll respect that you need your space and will leave you to your own devices for a while, though in all honesty he really doesn’t want to leave you. He knows at this point that it won’t be long before you have enough energy for him at least but that he has to give you that time.

- Our little Wild Bill is so supportive of his woman and her studies, hence why he’s taken up the mantle of housewife, he even gets his Ma to teach him how to cook properly so you can take the time to study, or at least the time to think about studying as sometimes it takes a little more of a push to get started some days, trust me I get it. He will waltz into the room with breakfast, lunch AND dinner, sometimes even a dessert, and he relishes in the look of amazement on your face every time. He literally never would ah e thought he’d EVER be caught doing this kind of thing and yet here he was, apron tied around his waist, a little splash of sauce on his forehead, waiting for you to take the first bite. He gets so much satisfaction from watching you enjoy the food, knowing that he’s the one who does this for you and he’s the one who gets to enjoy it.

- Bill figured out pretty quickly that you love the outdoors. He’d taken great notice of the way your eyes would light up at the sight of the sun and the way your gaze trailed over the scenery before you. Gosh, he especially noticed it after running Curahee one day and you’d paused at the top of the hill for a moment to take it all in, something he’d originally been so confused about. Now he understands it though, hence why he often takes you for walks or picnics. He loves to watch as you run around, using up all your built up energy to just live and breathe with nature. When it turns to the winter months he knows you struggle with the cold. He makes it his mission to make you as comfortable as possible with him. He makes sure you’re all rugged up, tucked in tightly with a few blankets, fire going, and of course him pressed firmly against your back with his arms around your waist, keeping you as cosy as possible. He knows you miss being able to spend lots of time outside without catching a cold or just generally freezing your ass off so he likes to try and find other ways to entertain you such as baking with you (often doesn’t turn out too great but that’s alright to him as long as your smiling, with flour staining your skin and clothes), playing board games, reading and in your case writing (which he will often find prompts to give you so you have something to write about and then he’ll ask you to read it back to him, something you’ll get a little flushed about but he loves listening to the sound of your voice as you read it to him).

[meloswifeyyy]

Relationship Alphabet

A - Attitude

Who often has the worst Attitude ?

Well, you obviously. Most of the time because you are hungry or you and Melo just got out of an argument. Melo usually fucks the attitude out of you anywhere, anytime tho.

B - Baby

Who wants Babies the most - first ?

Melo. He often jokes about having kids or when you are having sex he would whisper in your ear  “You trynna have my babies?” or  “You boutta have my babies ” when he nuts in you. He says that he wants 3 or more. You only want 2. You arent rushing into it.

C - Crying 

Who Cries the most in the relationship ?

You. You often cry alone when you miss Melo when he is at away games for so long. Or when your BP triggers, Melo would comfort you. When watching sad movies, or when someone you love dies. Tears of joys appear here and there. Or when you get into arguments and Melo says something wrong or disrespectful out of madness.

D - Dates 

Who has the best Date spots ?

Melo. He would often take you to fancy restaurants in L.A or Miami, or wherever you guys went. Or take you shopping at an expensive place. He would do dates at home like watching movies, have you cook dinner because he cant cook for shit, or he would have a bath waiting on you. 

E - Eat 

Who Eats the most ?   

You. You know damn well you cant survive without food. Its the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to you besides life and Melo. Cant even survive a night. If you would wake up in the middle of the night and get hungry and go to kitchen and try to sneak some food without waking Melo up, he would hear it and go to the kitchen and scare you, picking you up over his shoulder with one arm, and with the other putting the food away carrying you back to the bed because its a little to early in the morning to be eating. 

F - Freak 

Who is the Freakiest ?  

Both of you. You being the only girl that can fuck Melo like you do, and being the only girl Melo is sexually, physically, and mentally attracted to no other girl can do it like you.10/10 in bed. Now Melo on the other hand is a demon in bed. His strokes, hitting your G - Spot constantly with you feeling it in your guts. His 9 inch is almost  always on hard when he is around you. And his tongue is crazy, going in and out and on the pearl AT THE SAME TIME. Crazy right. Spelling his name out on you. He loves when you scratch his back up or give him hickeys everywhere. 10000/10. Makeup sex is the best. 

G - Games 

Who wins the most games ?  

Melo. He would always dare you to a game of Call of Duty or Fortnite to see who would win first. And he would always win. When you would play a game of Uno you would often win and he would be mad the rest of the day due to his competitiveness. But any other game he would win.

H - Happy

Who is the Happiest in the relationship ?  

Both of you. You are always happy when you guys are around each other. Even when you guys just got done arguing you are still happy that he is in your presence. Melo on the other hand is always happy with you around him, he loves to cuddle with you. Its one of his favorite thing to do. He just loves that you are in his presence. You are his other half.

I - Irreplaceable

Who is the most Irreplaceable ?  

You would say Melo but Melo would say you. Melo knows how to deal with you more than anyone else does. He knows all your spots and what you like and dont like. He notices all of your flaws and sees the good and beautiful in them. He knows your body, mind, and soul. No man has a better or brighter or bigger smile than him. He always brightens the mood. You on the other hand are different. A big beautiful smile. You know how to deal with Melo when he is sad, looses a game. You can tell when he is lying or telling the truth just by looking through his eyes. You know how to make him happy. You are the best he has ever had.

J - Jaded 

Who gets the most Jaded after doing something ?

Melo. He usually gets really bored after sitting in the house all day. He really wants to leave the house and do something fun but usually its night time and you would be taking a nap or would be sleep. 

K - Kisses

Who gives the most kisses?

Melo. He is always so clingy and that comes with all the kisses in the world. He kisses you all over your face in your sleep, even when you are sleep he gives you kisses. He loves to kiss all over your body.

L - Love

Who fell in love the fastest?

Melo. He had always had a crush on you and everyone knew you were the one for him. You just didn’t know it until you two started dating. He’s always making sure you are good. He loves your hugs. He was the first one to say “I love you”. He want kids you to have all 10 of his kids.

M - Motivation

Who gives the most motivation?

You. When melo is going to a game and is not having a good feeling about it you motivate him to push through it and win for you. 9/10 he will win or get a lot of points for you.

N - Night Owl

Who is more of a Night Owl?

Both of you. Sometimes when his ADHD is on 10 you guys stay up and listen to music, play games, go on ig live, or just fuck for 7 hours straight. Sometimes you have to tell him to got to sleep or put him to sleep (😏) because he has a game tomorrow and needs all the rest and energy he can get. It also the same for you.

O - Oral Sex

Who gives Oral Sex the most?

Melo. Trust me, you give him head a lot and it’s amazing, 10/10. But melo loves giving you head. He loves to spell his name out on you. Loves to see the faces to make you scream and shout. Loves sharing your cream with you (🥲). He loves to climb under the blanket while you are sleep for some breakfast in bed. Maybe even dinner. His lips make it even better. So glad he don’t got them white genes in his lips (😋😭).

P - Perfect

Whos perfect?

Obviously, no ones perfect but God (🙏🏾). But in your eyes no one else is better for you except melo. You couldnt imagine living life without him. Cant imagine what anyones elses kids would look like with you but. No relationship is perfect. Melo sees you as perfect. Your body. Your style. Your personality. He absolutely loves your touch. He loves touch but for you loving your touch is an understatement. He couldnt imagine his kids with anyone else but you. Cant imagine getting married with anyone else. When you guys get into arguments and sleep in seperate rooms. You barely get sleep because all you can think about is each other. How perfect you guys are for one another.

Q - Q? (Cant find a word, Tell me one and ill edit it.)

R - Relate

What traits do you guys have a like each other?

A lot. Both of your favorite food is Chicken tacos. You both love a good game of Uno. You both love sex. Duhh. Both of you guy’s love language is touch. Love playing fortnite together. Love listening to music and taking drives together. Both love lil uzi (we pretending yall💀). Just in general you guys are very alike.

S - Sex

(No question for this one lol. Y’all already know how we is round hea nahhmeannn😭)

The sex. Omgggg. The first time you and melo had sex was. So amazing. Can’t ever forget that moment. Melo is always so horny. Morning sex is the best. Sometimes a little top at the red light can turn into a few rounds in back of the McDonalds parking lot. Lucky enough all his windows tinted as hell. Or in the Victoria’s Secret fitting rooms. You guys could be listening to Chris Brown and he would really take you down, fuck you back to sleep, switch up the tempo, or make you wet the bed (i’m laughing hard ash). The hickeys. The high sex. Drunk sex (drunnnnkkk in lovvveee). Car sex. Balcony sex. All over the house sex ( i got bars.) Mad sex and Make up sex. I could go on. Sex with me so amazinggggg. (i was listening to this song while writing this one💀😫😫😫)

T - Trips

Who likes taking trips internationally?

Melo. He love to take you and a yearly or even monthly vacay. Just you and him. Turks and Caicos. Bora Bora. Jamaica. Iceland. Japan. Africa. Anywhere where you can get away from the world. The different places. The hotels. Being able to fuck anywhere and everywhere. The pools. The different air. (united states ait is so boring). The new food. The animals. You guys love the new places. He loves to see you happy and with a smile on your face.

U - U (Cant find a word, Tell me one and ill edit it.)

V - V (Cant find a word, Tell me one and ill edit it again.)

W - Right the Wrongs

Who rights their wrongs after an argument?

Usually it would be you first. If you said something that was out of pocket or melo didnt like you woukd quickly apologize. He would forgive you and still cuddle and kiss you and stuff because thats what he does. Tease you. But he would ignore you until he actually forgave you in his head. Melo would apologize and give you some bomb ass d for and apology. Or make that cute face that you can’t resist.

X - (Can’t find a word for X. Give me a suggestion and i will edit it)

Y - Young

Who acts like a Young ass child?

Both of you actually. That’s what makes you love each other the most. The laughs and jokes, the tv shows, everything you could think of. It’s nothing wrong with it at all. Y’all are always gonna bust a joke out at the right time. Maybe sometimes even the wrong time. (damn, double homicide). You guys love laughing with each other.

Z - ZZZ

Who has the worst sleeping habits?

Probably Melo. If you scooted over him even a little bit, he would probably scoot back closer to you or pull you back over to him. And the only con of that is he snores a lot. (Why this nigga snore with his mouth open?🤨💀). Sometimes if he was awake and you werent he would kiss all over you. He loves to lay on your 🍒.

Y’all welcome. I haven’t pose the one of these in a minute. This took me a whole month and a half. I’m tired as hell. 💀

[library-of-the-sun]

Okokok

How about a KiriBakuKami where like- kaminari is just feeling way behind Bc his two boyfriends are doing so much better than him. And he has trouble explaining it to them when he confronts them, which causes the other two to misinterpret what he’s trying to say. So they get upset and they think that he’s just jealous of them and that he’s trying to make them seem like the bad guys. So they have an argument, 2 on 1 and in the end, kaminari just walks out, and goes to hang with sero (NO THEY SRE NOT STOP)

And Kami explains what he was trying to say to his boyfriends to sero. And sero doesn’t have it and like, tries to help ig? But things get fixed in whatever way you want, AND FLUFFY ENDING OR I WILL CRY

Hopefully this is understandable what I’m trying to say

Ok! (I'm having him go to Mina instead of Sero Though)

Words → 1075

Ship → KiriBakuKami

Notes → I was finally able to post this after getting a computer, before I was trying to post it on my phone and it wouldn’t work. That is part of the reason i did no writing, but that was also because I had writers block.

Kaminari stared down at his latest test dejectedly, even with all the help from his boyfriends he still got a C-. He couldn't help that he had trouble learning all this stuff, his ADHD made it hard to retain the information, and his Dyslexia made it hard to learn it in the first place. He stood up from the desk frustrated and went to go find his boyfriends. He went down the hallway towards Bakugo's room since that was usually where the other two were. He quietly knocked on the door and waited till he heard Kirishima tell him to come in. He dejectedly slumped over to the bed and plopped down next to his boyfriends. Kiri's fingers automatically started running through his hair. Bakugo was calming rubbing his shoulder while scanning the stressed look on his face "What's wrong with you lightnin' bolt?" He sighs running his hand’s down his face "I got another C- on my test, you guys are always able to stay so far ahead of me, it's unfair." He sat up and popped his shoulders not noticing the look passed between his boyfriends. He didn't pick up on the slight apprehensive tone in Bakugo's voice "How is it unfair?" He sighs again eye’s traveling down to look at the ground "It's unfair because you guys always get A's or B's but I can never get above a C." This time he flinched a bit since Katsuki's voice seemed cold "Well why are you putting this on us like it's our fault you have C's." Denki turns around and looks at them puzzled "What do you mean, I wasn't saying that?" He noticed the tick mark on the blondes head and the raise of his voice "Well it sure as hell seemed like it Denki, just cause you can't seem to get a good grade doesn't mean you have to be jealous and pin it on us." He automatically flinched at the raise in tone, old memories flashing through his head. He tried to look over at Kirishima for some comfort but the red head looked upset with him too. He tried to stutter out a response but couldn't find anything so he stood and left the dorm room, tears brimming in his eyes. He just made his way to the girls side of the dorm hoping Mina wasn't busy because he really needed the support. When he had got there he lightly knocked on the door. He waited for the bubbly enby to open the door as he looked down and scratched at his arm anxiously. He heard their exuberant voice "Hi Denk's what ya-" they cut their self off seeing that he was crying. They grabbed the arm he was scratching to stop him from causing himself anymore harm. They then brought him into their room and before settling him down on their bed. "Denki babe, what's wrong?" He noticed that Jirou was also in the room and was quietly watching to see if they were needed to help. He started to scratch his hand aggressively as some more tears fell from his eyes "I got a C- on our last test, so I went to go rant to Kiri and Baku about it, and I don't know what I did wrong but they thought I was blaming it on them, so they got mad at me, Baku yelled, and so I left." Jirou stood up and went to storm out the door looking like they were gonna go beat the boys up before Mina stopped them. Mina hugged to teen to them and rubbed his back "Well do you wanna go back there and talk to them, or do you want to take a bit?" He cried for a minute or two before sitting back and sniffling "I wanna go back there and talk to them." Mina helped him up, wiped off his cheeks and then led him out of their room towards the Boys side with Jirou in tow. As soon as they were at the room Jirou banged on the door, and tapped their foot irritated, they had the shortest temper following after Katsuki. Bakugo answered the door irritated, only registering that Kyoka and Mina were standing there "What do you extra's want?" Kyoka crossed their arms and tapped their foot vigorously "I would like to talk about how you made your boyfriend cry because, you, misinterpreted his words." They did a harsh stab to his chest with the word you, to emphasize their point. Katsuki raised his eyebrow at them "What the hell are you talking about Jack's?" Kyoka got fed up with this bullshit and stormed into Bakugo's room sitting in his office chair glaring at Kirishima who was avoiding their gaze and Bakugo who had sat himself down next to Kirishima. "What I am talking about Katsuki, is how Kaminari came to you two for support on his new test grade that he was frustrated about, and yes he might have had a slip up in his words, which, as his boyfriends you should know that he has issues phrasing his words and it can come out wrong, but instead of talking it out with him, you yelled at him." They took a quick deep breath as Mina rubbed their back to help calm them down before they physically started a fight "Now me and Mina are not gonna leave till you two make up with your boyfriend." Denki stood next to Mina fidgeting with his hands refusing to look up at his boyfriends. Kirishima stood up from the bed and walked over to Kaminari, he led the blonde back to the bed and led him to sit down. Mina took that as their cue to leave so they grabbed Jirou and started to drag them in tow behind them while they let the other three have their time. Kirishima held Kaminari close, while running comforting fingers through his hair "I'm sorry baby, I should have interjected when Katsuki was yelling at you." Bakugo sighed rubbing his boyfriends back with light nimble fingers "And I'm sorry for yelling at you, I should have realized that it was just your words coming out wrong." They heard a quiet "It's ok" come from Denki, they layed back and let the electric blonde curl up between the two as Kirishima peppered his face with kisses and Bakugo left soft one's on the back of his neck.

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

Unbelievable Encounter: Part 1.

Alright, let’s go over this one more time.

*Rantaro, Maya and Kuripa sit in a small van outside a large factory district by the water.

In order to get what I need to locate Katagiri and breach his defense's in the park, we need to get in there. This factory contains the code and data for the machines he’s using as part of AETHER.

We copy the data, and not only can I track it, but I can break down how it works too.

While I’m checking the data and planting the drive, I will need someone else to manually perform the upload. Can I trust you to hit the switch for me Maya?

Sure thing.

You won’t get distracted, right?

I’ll try, but no promises. ADHD’s a bitch, but I took my meds earlier.

Take what you can get bro.

I will. Not like I have much choice.

What do you need me to do?

...I’ve called in some help to take care of whatever security is on the floor. But ONLY on the floor.

I’m gonna go up first, so I’ll need it done in advance...however...

I will still need you to clear a path for me. Nico and some other operatives of my group plan to do an on-site surveillance of the factory to see if we can dig up any more info. So we’re going to need to clear the building out one way or another.

Just go in and go crazy. I’ll follow behind you discreetly by travelling through the cracks in the walls.

You should also find another way in Maya. Travelling as a group would only draw more attention to us.

Alright. I brought my spear with me, just in case I face any opposition.

I thought you still didn’t know how to use that thing...?

Look, it’s more complicated than just hitting people with a big pointy stick, ok? My brain is only capable of so much at once.

And the both of you remember the map schematics for the building? The one’s that Nico gave you? It’s on your phone if you need it.

Uh-huh.

Yep.

Cool. In that case, just one more thing.

Maya. As soon as the upload finishes, I want you to torch the place.

Huh? Torch it? You want me to...what?

You want her to like...burn it down or something?

Not the whole factory mind you.

But at least the area where we were. There’d be proof of a crime but no evidence left behind.

*sigh* Alright...fine...Believe me, I love starting fires and being a chaos gremlin. I’m just not used to being TOLD to be one.

Let’s roll gang.

*On the 5th floor of the factory, the security guards run around and start to panic.

Guard A: What’s going on!? Did you find them!?

Guard B: No! And I’ve been unable to contact HQ! Someone’s jammed the communications!

Guard A: Then what the hell do we-AGH!?

*CRASH!*

Hehehehee...

*A nearby factory wall comes bursting open, and Kuripa’s menacing figure emerges from the debris cloud.

Merry Christmas Gentlemen~!

Guard A: INTRUDER! Put your hands behind your head or we will open-!

*SLASH!*

Guard A: ...fire...!?

*WHAM!* *SLAM!*

Guards: AAUUGH!!

*Before he can even finish his sentence, Kuripa slices his gun open and slams both of them to the ground. He knocks the wind out of them and leaves them.

Take a seat. You value you life, then stay out of my way.

Guard A: *SPLUTTER!* Gah...Is...That the intruder? By chance?

Guard B: N-No...Not the one I...saw...earlier...*COUGH!*

...!?

*Kuripa advances to the next staircase, but freezes as soon as he hears this. He turns around and grabs Guard B by his neck.

Guard B: AGH! HAAGH! P-PLEASE-!

What did you just say?

Guard B: Wh-What!?

You saw another intruder? Earlier? That wasn’t me?

Guard B: Yes! I-I thought you would be together!

...Did they have green hair like me?

Guard: N-No! They didn’t! Neither of them did!

Neither of them...?

...!

Guard B: GUAGH!

Guard A: YAAGHCK!

*Kuripa slams Guard B to the ground face-first and knocks him out. He then does the same to Guard A with a swift kick to the face. He then starts speaking through his walkie-talkie.

Maya? Rantaro? We might have a problem.

Maya: Oh no...What’s wrong?

I just had a lovely conversation with two of the guards on my way up. We’re not alone in here.

Rantaro: I already told you. I employed someone for help in alleviating us of the main security.

Yes, but you said they were ON the floor. I have another 2 or 3 to go.

Besides...the kind guardsman told me there’s more than one...

Maya: Huh...!

Rantaro: That...is concerning...But I do have a distinct feeling I know who it might be...

For real?

Rantaro: I’m not gonna name any names. Kuripa, come and meet me at the spot. Maya, start heading towards the basement marked on the map.

Maya: You got it. Over and out.

Great...

*Kuripa straps his walkie-talkie back to his belt and starts bolting up more of the stairs.

...!

*Kuripa climbs the stairs and in the hallway, he finds several guards having been taken out. They lay sprawled on the floor, unconscious, but alive. He starts his walkie-talkie up again.

Ok, I don’t know if either of you are listening to this, but I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is that there is definitely someone else here. They took out the guards in this area before me, and I’m still not on the floor that we were supposed to meet.

The good news is whoever they are, they’re a non-lethal protector. These guys are in a bad way, but they’re still breathing.

*Kuripa continues navigating through the factory and taking out anyone he comes across. He eventually encounters a locked steel mechanical door with a panel next to it.

...

*He takes out his phone and looks at the code Nico sent to him. He starts typing it in.

Tch...always with the obnoxiously long password...!

Oh, got it. 

*The door opens slowly. Kuripa hides around the corner in case anyone spots him.

What the...?

*He pokes his head around and suddenly sees exactly who he was looking for.

Come on! Tell me where he is!

Guard: I...I don’t know who it is you’re looking for!

Are you sure? Agent 404 of ERR0RM3SS4GE told me to come here, and all I get when I arrive is you rude people turning me away at the door. Sorry, but you forced my hand.

...(Whoever that person is, they’re after Rantaro...Guess I’d better nip this problem in the bud while I can...!)

*Kuripa grabs his sword and leaps out of his hiding spot.

RAAAAAGH!

Huh!? AAAGH!

!!!!???

*As soon as the figure comes into clearer lighting though, Kuripa halts his advance and screeches to a stop.

Wha...

KURIPA!?

AKAMATSU!?

O-Oh...Oh my gosh! I-I can’t believe it’s really you!

Uh...yeah...hey...! Why...

Whyyy aaaare yooou heeeere...Exactly? I thought you were in London with Kibin?

Oh, uh...funny story actually-

Guard: Helpp...!

OH SHUT UP!

*WHAM!*

Guard: OOUGH!

Damn...!

*Kaede takes the guard out with a swift kick, as her whimpering gets in the way of their conversation.

See...Uh...I’m here looking for someone. You wouldn’t happen to know where to find an “Agent 404″ would you.

!!?? (So she really IS after Rantaro!?)

(What the hell am I gonna do!? I can’t let anyone get in my way but...I can’t just fight Akamatsu!)

(Did Boss and the others send her here!? If she’s the first intruder, is Shuichi the second? WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE!?)

Wait...you DO know something!

Huh?

Your face says it all! Do you know who 404 is! You’ve gotta take me to them!

Wh-Why would I do that? What do you want with him?

Please Kuripa! I need to know!

...I-Is that so?

I’ll gladly tell you everything I know about it when I’m not running away...

...

I’m sorry what-?

Grgh!

Wha-!? Hey! KURIPA!

*Kuripa turns heel and dashes off in the other direction.

GottausetheschematicsGottausetheschematics!

*He quickly pulls up his phone screen to look at the schematics and map of the factory, quickly calculating a method of escape.

Hup!

*Whiiiiirr!*

Ah-! H-Hey! Oooogh!

*Kuripa rushes towards a nearby crane that transports materials between layers. He jumps on the cargo and lets the winch carry him down to the floor below. Kaede groans and rushes to the stairs.

[tgttos]

THE sbi crit post (reupload)

after the original and the iconicmcytblrposts version both being deleted, i was pretty sure the sbi crit post was gone permanently. thankfully, after a good amount of digging i was able to find an internet archive version, which im posting here for accessability (and because the archive version mentions op by name.)

op has since abandoned their blog, but please, still dont seek them out to harass them. im not posting this as much to mock as i am because i think even dumb fandom history shit deserves to be preserved. this is the full text of the post, minus the requesters url removed by me.

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cw, critical of sbi

as requested by @/[url removed], a SBI critical post. Going from youngest to oldest. None of this is satire, no matter how silly these points seem

TommyInnit

A kid. He is arguably too young to be doing what he does.

Twitch is a site that’s quite adult, even with many streamers being minors, and many of the people watching the streams also being minors. Swearing, sexual jokes, etc. are (if we’re looking at the definition of it) nsfw, and let’s be real, if you can’t have a job, you shouldn’t be probably shouldn’t be engaging in NSFW things. Yes this includes making stupid little sex or penis jokes, since they’re being broadcasted to thousands of people.

Many of his friends are adults and they have to watch themselves around him, which is something they shouldn’t really have to do due to their line of work. They should be able to make shitty sex jokes and flirt with their peers because that’s their job, but around Tommy they can’t. Bonus points for befriending a fucking 32 year old. Remember that one John Mulaney set? Where he talks about how fucking weird Back to the Future is? Sorta the same thing only we know how Phil and Tommy met so not nearly as weird. But still a little weird.

Technoblade

This one was the hardest, and I thought about it for a good bit. Hard to write, but I think I’ve got it.

He is glorifying his ADHD. I know it’s not purposeful. I know ADHD isn’t bad. But by doing what he does open and in the public (just look at the potato war) he is making it seem as if hyperfixation is the Best Way to win something. He spent months holed up in his room, farming potatoes in a block game. 10 year old kids are going to see that. And they’re gonna want to do it too. And it is not good for you

Wilbur Soot

are you gay or not.

We all agree that he’s bi coded (not saying he is, saying that he presents as bi). He’ll, someone on the Projekt Melody LoH straight up called him a “bi-guy”. Because of this he often gets away with his more Home of Sexual jokes, yknow, like the same ones we hold Dream accountable for? Just look at the entirety of him asking Dream on the pizza hut date. Most definitely queerbaiting but we ignore it because he just seems like he’s LGBTQ. Hell, this is where I get my definition of Soy-Boy from; “a man that seems bisexual, so you just kinda assume it and then one day you find out he’s actually straight. The fact he’s straight sits in your mind, but the fact he’s not bi is constantly dancing at the front of your head. There is nothing you can do about this. Also soy-boys have good fashion senses”

ALSO he is fairly open about his political beliefs (re: Piss Speaks Louder than Words cover, calling Sapnap (who at the time was RPing a cop) a pig, calling himself a liberal), and yet he doesn’t say anything about his fans that are racist or such (please just go look through the comments of the Piss Speaks Louder than Words cover. It’s a hell).

Ph1lzA

“Sir that is my emotional support block man!” all the kids with fucking terrible parents say. Trust me, I know because I am one of those kids.

He is an escape for many of us, a father that will always care, a father that won’t hurt us (or in my case, threaten so much I’m afraid to be around him). And Phil is also an unhealthy coping mechanism.

He is “trapped” behind our screens. He can’t actually comfort us. He can’t give you a hug, or ruffle your hair, or anything that a good father could because you don’t know him. You can call him dad in donos. You can ask for life advice. But he’s not your father. And we all need to realize that, I think.

None of SBI is your family. They have family dynamics with each other, but you don’t have family dynamics with them.