#if you don’t tell him to stfu up right now honey..
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I need violet to stand up
#if you don’t tell him to stfu up right now honey..#punishment???#he knows damn well she is not punishing him he gets on my nerves#tairn needs to block him out from violet for good#iron flame
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Dragon ball characters 🖤Spicy🖤 headcanons~
Piccolo
This man let me tell you-
You’ll only get a few grunts out of him, he’s more focused on what he’s doing honestly.
He will only moan when he’s about to cum but he isn’t very loud with it because he is really embarrassed (poor bb)
Piccolo isn’t very vocal in bed nor does he do dirty talk but he’ll slip out a few cute names for you every now and then when he’s going at it
Ehem- sweetie, Angel, Honey *explodes*
He prefers to be in the missionary position but sometimes he’ll let you ride him ;)
He’s also a Hermaphrodite
You’ll wonder where tf his pp at and he’s so flustered about it. Lets just say piccolo aint the only one eating out (you gotta work to get that cock)
Once you get his cock out wish your pussy good luck because this man is huge
(8-9 inches and FUCKING GIRTH?)
Sometimes when he’s so exhausted and pent up he’ll need a blowjob from you.
His fingers, HIS FINGERS.
They don’t reach as deep as his cock does but boy do they make you see stars.
His antennas are hella sensitive so if you play with them you’ll definitely hear a silent moan from him.
He is so good with aftercare though don’t worry he’ll always take good care of you.
Want a bath? He’s on it. Hungry? He’s on it. Cuddles? He’s already got you❤️
Broly
Baby boy I love him so much
He’s a moaner! He’s a whimperer! He’s a crier!
This guy is a sweetheart in bed don’t let his appearance fool you.
He’ll be so gentle with you as he moans into your neck.
VANILLA SEX VANILLA SEX VANILLA SEX
He prefers not to be to rough or hard because he’s so scared he’ll accidentally hurt you doing it:(
Although if you want him to be rough or go harder whisper it into his ear please he’ll whimper for you and obey you so fast-
He’ll put his face in your chest as he rams into you , be careful what you wish for cause he is going to lose it eventually 🫣
Broly will start moaning reaaaal loud once he feels he’s going to finish (your pussy is to good for him ya know)
Be prepared for him to accidentally overstimulate himself-
He’s gonna either go harder and rougher or super saiyan on you. Either way you ain’t waking tomorrow.
This bitch will growl when he loses control and let’s be honest..it’s hot
Broly is PACKING he’s carrying a 10 inch veiny af cock when he’s hardened so he’ll be hitting you in all the right places.
Such a sweetie when it comes to aftercare. Play with his hair he’ll fall asleep immediately but right after he puts himself near your chest so he can hear your heart. It comforts him to know you’re still with him 🥹.
Goku
He can’t even be serious in bed
He is definitely a dog In heat when he’s horny though.
And when he’s horny he won’t leave you alone-
This bitch will have the fucking audacity to moan in your ear and grind on your ass (IN PUBLIC SOMETIMES TOO)
If you touch the spot where his tail used to be he’ll tremble but overtime it does become sensitive and he’ll tell you to stop.
Is a sweetie though even if he’s rough in bed, he’ll leave marks on you going from your neck to your calves.
He loves cockwarming at night and keeping his seed in you making sure none spills as you have to listen to him snore (no sleep for you~)
HE DO GOT A BIG COCK THO
9 INCHES AND HELLA WIDTH
ITS A SAIYAN THING THEY ALL GOT FAT PECKERS.
He is so good at eating you out like, a MASTER at it’ll he’ll get you to squirt in a minute.
So good with his tongue too 🫣
Will steal your panties and use them to get off as he moans loud so you can hear (HES DOING IT ON PURPOSE)
Favorite position is 69
Loves his cock sucked but also loves to taste you it gets him going~
He got fat balls full of cum so he’ll keep you up all night and day!
His calloused hands are good for clit rubbing 😩
He has no shame in saying the most embarrassing shit ever
Example: Goku: “What’s for dinner?” You: “bro, stfu and fuck me you dumb shi”
He forgets aftercare but he ain’t gonna bail on you
He’s prob gonna just pass out, cock still in you and everything…..”I’m hungry”
Overall 7/10 in bed
#piccolo#piccolo x reader#dbz#piccolo x yn#dragonball#x reader#dbz x reader#broly#broly x reader#broly dbz#goku x reader#goku
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clark's wife like giving birth and he's trying his hardest to support her and shes just like stfu but in a nice way
yes yes yes! I'm totally binge watching shameless so this is kinda like when v gives birth. Got a bit carried away, but this is still a drabble
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"You're doing amazing honey!" Clark says beside you holding your hand.
"How would you know?" You snap
"Because you're making all the right sounds. Remember that birthing video with the girl making all the buffalo noises? You're making those noises."
You roll your eyes as you let out a groan.
"Would you like to stand around here with us?" The doctors ask Clark.
"No I'm good" He quickly replies.
You almost get offended, "You don't want to watch?" you ask
"Oh, honey, I was over there earlier and it's real gory, lllike a horror movie, I'd rather stay with you." He says as he gives you a kiss on the forehead.
You groan once more.
"You know-" he starts
"Yeah?"
"Bruce says that in some cultures men aren't even allowed near the birth, just a bunch of women in tents, which makes sense, because I would be so much more useful if I was out hunting moose or something…" He rants.
"Clark?" You ask on the verge of punching him.
He hums.
"Please shut the fuck up."
"Oh yeah okay."
.
Clark is cradling the beautiful baby boy as you sit and watch from the hostipal bed.
“I’m gonna call you super baby” Clark tells him, the baby giggles in his dads arms, Clark look towards you, “he likes it”
“Please do not call our son super baby”
“Awww why not it’s cute.” He whines
“That be like you calling me super wife.”
“Well you are a super wife.” He shrugs
You roll your eyes as Kara and Martha walk in and steal the baby from Clark.
“Oh he’s just adorable. Have you decided on a name” Kara coos
“Super baby.” Clark states
“No it’s Jon, you dork.” You call out
“Hey don’t call me a dork!”
“Whatever, dork.”
“How is it that you two have been together for almost 10 years yet you still act like children.” Martha laughs
“Oh come on Ma, you and Pa were just like this.” Clark says as he steals the baby back and hands him to you.
Martha just laughs. Young love.
“Hey, I think we should tell Barry we named him after him” you whisper into his ear
He laughs, “whatever you want sweetheart.”
.
You and Clark take Jon to the next JL meeting. Barry’s the first one that comes up to you.
“Oh. My. God. He is so adorable!!!! Whats his name?”
“Barry.” You say confidently.
Barry’s face lights up, “you named him after me?!?!?”
“No his name is Jon. But I promise the next one we’ll name after you” Clark says.
“For realz?”
“For realz”
You laugh as Barry walks away, “you’re out of your mind if you think I’m gonna have another one” you whisper to him
He shrugs, “we’ll see about that” He leans down to give you a kiss.
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5 years later and your back in the hospital giving birth.
“Get this thing out of me!!” You scream
“Honey it’s gonna be okay” Clark says holding your hand
“Curse you! And curse your stupid sperm!” You yell at him
“Uncle Bruce what’s sperm?” Jon looks up at Bruce from outside the room.
“Ummmm when a mommy and daddy love eachother very much-“
“Don’t you dare give my son the sex talk Bruce!” Clark yells from the delivery room
You scream again
“Is mommy gonna be okay?” He asks
Bruce shrugs, “probably, maybe. She has a 17.4 to 100,000 chance of dying.”
“Dying? She��s gonna die?!?” Jon screams.
“Uhhhh”
“One last push, you’re almost there” the doctor says.
“I’m gonna fucking kill you for doing this to me.” You scream at Clark as you push
Crying erupts the room. It’s finally over. 15 hours of excruciating pain.
“Congratulations it’s a healthy baby girl.”
They weigh her, Clark cuts her cord, you hold her for a bit then they take her away to clean her.
“You still wanna kill me?”
“We’ll see.” You say as he leans down to kiss you.
As he pulls away he says, “We have to name her Bartholomew now.”
“No.”
“C’mon shes just like him.”
“No if she was this would be a fast labor, she’s just like me.”
“You’re right she is stubborn” he jokes
“that’s why we’re going to name her Y/n jr.” You state as a matter of fact.
“We can name her that but we couldn’t name Jon super baby?”
You shrug
..
Years later..
“I COULDVE BEEN SUPER BABY”
“Yeah but your mom wouldn’t let me.”
“I COULDVE BEEN SUPER BABY”
#superman#clark kent#Clark kent x reader#superman x reader#dc comics#batman#Barry Allen#fluff#Clark kent Drabble#Bruce is a tired uncle#jon kent
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secrets
Trevor Zegras x Hughes!reader
ynhughes
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ynhughes guess the song
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user1 life is a highway
jackhughes we ignoring the elephant in the room?
ynhughes elephant?
jackhughes idk maybe like who’s arms are those?
ynhughes Luke’s?
lhughes_06 not mine, can confirm
ynhughes Luke wtf you’re my least favorite
jackhughes so an answer??
ynhughes no ❤️
nicohischier that’s a nice car I wonder whose it is
ynhughes thanks for letting me borrow it 🤠
jackhughes ARE YOU TWO DATING
ynhughes WHAT!? NO!
nicohischier besties use each other’s cars jack
jackhughes I’ll kill you both, don’t think I will
ynhughes you def won’t
nicohischier all bark no bite
jamie.drysdale is it one I can play on guitar?
ynhughes Jamie, honey, there’s like one song you play
trevorzegras hey he got it up to 3 and a half actually
jamie.drysdale it’s actually just 3. I forgot the half of the other one 😔
trevorzegras knowing you, something country
ynhughes damn right 🤠
_quinnhughes not sure whether to be like Jack or keep my mouth shut
ynhughes I vote second!
_quinnhughes 🤐
ynhughes and this my Quinn is why I love you most
lhughes_06 your other brothers are here yn 🙄
ynhughes then go away!
tysmith_6 anyone guess the song yet
ynhughes no, they’re all worked up about the mystery arms 🤷🏼♀️
tysmith_6 okay well was it Last Night by Morgan Wallen
ynhughes HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WAS TY
tysmith_6 SHUT UP
ynhughes ty I swear on everything holy omg
ynhughes we just became best friends
user2 do we think it’s a hockey player?
user3 yes
jackhughes better not be
trevorzegras
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jackhughes Jamie how did you feel about this?
jamie.drysdale bad. I got kicked out of my house for this
trevorzegras don’t act like this wasn’t planned
user1 tell me it’s a joke
tterry19 the kid’s growing up
trevorzegras you’re my inspiration Troy
masonmctavish23 he’s off the market
ynhughes dubs for days
trevorzegras 🤘🏻
user2 I’m sad
jamie.drysdale she better not have used my blanket
trevorzegras def did. it’s her favorite
jamie.drysdale this is why we can’t have nice things
ynhughes t swift 😉
jamie.drysdale leave
simon_benoit11 kiddd
trevorzegras bennyyy
colecaufield you just crushed every teenage girl’s dreams
trevorzegras it’s what I do best
user2 hope she’s worth losing all of your fans
trevorzegras she’s the only fan I need!
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tysmith_6 uh anyone see this liked comment here?
ynhughes no what’s it say?
trevorzegras where?
tysmith_6 kinda sus you two …
jackhughes WHERE WHAT’S SUS
ynhughes 🤷🏼♀️
lhughes_06 I think I know who this is
trevorzegras take a guess and text me
lhughes_06 okay I did
trevorzegras you got it right 😳
lhughes_06 STFU
ynhughes you’re lying. first try?
trevorzegras swear
jackhughes MOOSE SPILL
_quinnhughes SERIOUSLY TELL US
lhughes_06 guys I can’t
jackhughes Luke this is so fake what the fuck
ynhughes
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ynhughes for those wondering, I hide him from my overprotective brothers :)
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_quinnhughes we are NOT overprotective
ynhughes 🤨
user1 not surprising they’re like that tbh
nicohischier we can still hang out right
ynhughes ofc Nico. besties before whatever they say
jackhughes maybe if you just told us we’d be fine
ynhughes why do I have to tell you??
jackhughes common courtesy
ynhughes isn’t your best friend hiding a girlfriend from you?
jackhughes it’s different for Z
ynhughes that’s bogus
lhughes_06 fun fact, I know who it is
jackhughes so now you know Trevor’s AND our sister’s secret lovers??
_quinnhughes WAIT WHAT IS THAT HAND PLACEMENT NO
ynhughes remember when you said you weren’t overprotective?
_quinnhughes fair
trevorzegras where to?
ynhughes just canada
_quinnhughes uh why are you going to Canada? I don’t play at home
ynhughes uh my boyfriend quinn
_quinnhughes lives there?
ynhughes playing there . . .
lhughes_06 WHAT
jackhughes DOUBLE WHAT
tysmith_6 are we going to ignore that I’ve been trying to say something all along???
user2 someone help me do some digging
jamie.drysdale thanks for leaving me behind
ynhughes you said, and I quote, “not gonna come with to see you guys constantly eye banging”
jamie.drysdale okay fair
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trevorzegras I’ll never get used to this 🫶🏻
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user1 I wish that was me 😭
jackhughes my eyes
jamie.drysdale this is really funny actually
jackhughes 🤨
jamie.drysdale oh you’ll get it eventually
masonmctavish23 Z man 😎
trevorzegras MM 🤘🏻
ynhughes I bet you didn’t even ask her abt posting this
trevorzegras def didn’t
jackhughes I think I know who this is
trevorzegras oh yeah?
jackhughes no I’m actually really lost, just hoping you’d tell me
trevorzegras sorry bud
colecaufield damn Trev this is scandalous
trevorzegras says you ya pimp
user2 imagine waking up to THE Trevor Zegras
jamie.drysdale not as great as you’d think tbh
ynhughes true
jackhughes TRUE!?
_quinnhughes how the fuck would you know miss?
lhughes_06 remember when I figured out yn and Trevor’s secrets? well how do you think I figured them both out at the same time
jackhughes IS YN DATING TREVOR
ynhughes ding ding ding, we have a winner
_quinnhughes I’m speechless
jackhughes WAIT THAT MEANS THAT’S HER IN THE BED
_quinnhughes OH MY GOD
jackhughes Trevor we need to freaking talk
_quinnhughes this is unacceptable
jackhughes we can’t be uncles yet
ynhughes GUYS GET OUT
_quinnhughes MOM WE NEED YOU
trevorzegras don’t get Ellen involved
jackhughes that’s Mrs. Hughes to you, bud
ynhughes
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ynhughes okay, no more hiding :)
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trevorzegras my favorite Hughes ❤️
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masonmctavish23 this broke the internet
anaheimducks now who will yn root for?🤔
ynhughes can’t I root for all 3 teams??
_quinnhughes nope
trevorzegras nope
lhughes_06 nope
jackhughes nope
tysmith_6 I KNEW IT
trevorzegras you really did
_quinnhughes ew
ynhughes you literally love Trevor
_quinnhughes yeah but I don’t need to see you guys being gross
trevorzegras you love me? 😏
_quinnhughes I take it back
trevorzegras too late
_quinnhughes shit
ynhughes I love you 🤍
trevorzegras love you more
jackhughes 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
ynhughes don’t be salty bc you’re not in love
jamie.drysdale I love yn. she can use my blanket whenever she wants
ynhughes do you really mean it 🥹
jamie.drysdale of course
user1 worst couple ever
jackhughes caption?🤨
trevorzegras legally I have to say that (you’ll always be #1) (bros over hoes)
ynhughes what’d you call me?
colecaufield well you are w/ Trevor
trevorzegras HEY NOW
elblue6 officially a part of the family ❤️
trevorzegras oh my gosh really 🥹
ynhughes this means when we get married you have to change your last name
trevorzegras done.
tterry19 Z’s the man
trevorzegras learned from the best
user2 this means Trevor and Jack can be brothers
jackhughes that’s actually amazing
nicohischier love seeing yn so happy 🫶🏻
ynhughes Nic 🥹
nicohischier do anything to her Zegras I’ll hurt you
trevorzegras you scare me so okay 🫡
#nhl#hockey#hockey imagine#instagram edit#instagram imagine#trevor zegras#trevor zegras imagine#trevor zegras x reader#jack hughes#luke hughes#quinn hughes#trevor zegras x hughes reader#anaheim ducks
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Flip The Script
Chapter one (SHO’S POV)
I was once so happy so in love somewhere along the way I stopped believing in love and you stopped believing in us you stopped loving me and I just stopped loving, you look happy and healthy with a new guy and I turned sad cold and pushed people away you broke yamaguchi Tadashi how it was The day I caught you yamaguchi cheating with the king of the court himself and the human salt shaker and I was blinded by rage hate and he is hurt I don’t know what I was feeling that I only see red and wants revenge he never thought yamaguchi would make him out to be the villain the liar and the cheat but here we are him going round the school telling everyone that sho is a cheat meanwhile she is at Tokyo crying in the arms of his best friends and mentors bokuto and akaashi sho wants revenge and tell his side he can’t believe everyone was believing yamaguchi bullshit and to make matters worse He spread around fake pictures of sho making out with kuroo there is one problem with that and people are going to learn what it is.
Chapter Two betrayal
Yamaguchi went to the group chat after Meticulous planning scheming and now he was putting his plan in action now Yamaguchi Went to the group chat trying to play victim and he had everyone well almost everyone fooled but there was some things he was not counting on he thought he had calculated everything but not this now his going to learn his grave mistake
IN THE MIX TEAMS GC
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Yams:🎵 Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily You found your new Boy, and it only took a couple weeks Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world? (Ah-ah-ah-ah)🎵
Oikawa: yams are you okay?
Noya: yeah need us to come over
Kenma: I still don’t believe shoyo would do that
Tanaka: are you calling my kohai a liar
Yams:🎵 And good for you, I guess that you've been working on yourself I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped Now you can be a better man for your brand-new boy🎵
Enno: calm down yams we don’t have any proof
Yams sent an attachment (fanart)
Almost Everyone believes it's real and sided with yamaguchi
Akaashi: seriously people its fanart
Sho:😒Keiji i got this kuroo answer me somethings
1. am i even with you?
2.do you know my whereabouts?
and
3.tell them why you wouldn’t do that
Kuroo: Of course little one i don't know where you are you haven’t come home which mom is pissed about just saying.
Everyone-3:MOM?!
KUROO: STFU all of you and as for you yamaguchi i wouldn’t kiss sunshine like that he's my brother that illegal
Yamaguchi’s thoughts 💭 shit this is backfiring I thought I calculated everything damn I didn’t factor this
Iwa: how do we know if this is true you could be covering for the cheater
Everyone-4: iwaizumi is right
Kuroo adds mrs kuroo in the group chat
Mrs kuroo:tetsu have to spoken to sunshine yet
Everyone: oh shit
Bokuto: oh shit is right hello auntie
Mrs kuroo: Bokuto darling what do you mean
Akaashi: back read auntie
Cliffhanger because why not
Chapter three exposing the real cheater
Quick reap kuroo and shoyo’s mom is now online yamaguchi’s plan is backfiring and Iwaizumi made a jackass of himself literally back in the group chat After mrs kuroo was done back reading
Mrs kuroo: Shoyo darling i want you to leave that school i want you to either join your brother or bokuto and akaashi
Yamaguchi continued regardless
Yams:🎵 Well, good for you,-
Insert vid
Sho decided to flip the script and narrative
Sho:🎵well good for you I’m really glad you told your story now The world can see i’m the greatest villain in this town its like you never even did anything wrong or fucked it up just me? Hmmm 🤔🎵
Mrs kuroo: sunshine i know you are angry but where are you what are you talking about?
Kuroo: mom let him talk
Sho:well mom here
Meet my now ex he trying to place the blame on me for fucking my own family
Let see who the real cheater is here what do you say honey oh wait i’m not giving you a choice here I’m exposing your ass then i am going to disappear let me tell you some home truths
This is the old me
All smiles and rainbows but no one sees the real me the one I have got so good at hiding because you listening to a narrative that fits the plot line honestly you had me questioning yamaguchi Is this the boy i really fell in love with I don’t think so somehow 🎵well good for you i wish you luck with your new favourite guy have you prepared your skit the one with all your made up lies just hope he doesn’t buy the bullshit that you know you’ll try…
Kenma:what do you mean shoyo we don’t see the real you and you new guy
Bokuto:baby owl may I send it please
Sho: go ahead Kota
Bokuto sent attachments
What sho really looks like when he is not putting on a fake smile and playing the loving dotting teammate for a self-centred team
Kuroo: bro what have you been doing to yourself you look so skinny and pale
Truth is Hinata hasn’t been eating or sleeping he has gotten Thinner and his once tanned skin is now pale and sickly
Back in the GC
Suga: my baby his right
Sho:shut up suga I am not your baby you were with yamaguchi and you want to know the truth on yamaguchi he is the cheater here is
Let that sink in bokuto’s right you are all self-centred arrogant and stuck up also yamaguchi thanks to you i stop believing in love
Bokuto’s thoughts 💭 he doesn’t believe in love anymore
Akaashi’s thoughts 💭 no no no he can’t just stop believing in love what about me what about bokuto
Bokuaka’s thoughts 💭 i am going to kill yamaguchi it is on site next time
Suna: savage sho real savage
Sho🎵you say that I’m a psycho but it takes one to know one good for you you look happy and healthy Not me, if you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doing great out there without me, baby God, I wish that I could do that🎵
Akaashi: hold on sho i’m coming
Kuroo: Akaashi what’s wrong with my brother
Bokuto: panic attack
Everyone: ….
Sho:🎵I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Crying on the floor of my bathroom
But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it But I guess good for you🎵
Bokuto: 🎵he is on the bathroom floor crying and hyperventilating not that any of you fuckers care only his real friends and family
Sho: try and flip the script on me again i will make sure that i have it my way in the end also mom i am going to be with akaashi and bokuto I don’t want to be in a school full of traitors Good luck winning nationals without me because I know you were going to drop me anyways
Karasuno: …..
Mrs kuroo: you were what?
Kuroo: you were what?
Chapter four shoyo transfers
Recap shoyo’s mom and brother just learnt they were going to drop him from the team after nationals and he is now transferring to Fukurodani
Mrs kuroo:Kotoro Keiji stay with my baby at all times please
Akashi: that simple for me to do he is in all of my classes so I will be with him auntie
Bokuto mumbles *unfucking fair*
Meanwhile at KARASUNO
Suga:where is my baby crow he is normally the first one here
Coach Ukai: thanks too your little stunt yamaguchi and your plot to drop him after nationals he dropped us instead and transferred so for pulling this bullshit the vice has decided to suspend the club
Everyone:WHAT!?
Coach Ukai:Thank yamaguchi if you asked us about kuroo and sho’s relationship we would of told you they are brothers
Everyone looks down not before giving yamaguchi a glare
Chapter five karasuno half ass apology
The team planned out how they would say sorry to shoyo and when they thought they took to the gc
In the mix GC
Suga:we wanted to say something to you shoyo please
Kuroo: are you going to upset my brother again
Iwa: we won’t
Sho:what do you want i am with kota and Keiji
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Kags—
Sho: Not today satan
Sho has gone offline
Kuroo: sho said he won’t come back while milkwhore and his bitch is online
Akaashi kicked yams and kags
Akaashi: right now you can said what you need too
Bokuto: make it quick because you are wasting out baby owls time
Daichi: 🎵… You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies I hope I don't run out of time, could someone call a referee?🎵
Suga:🎵Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice By once or twice I mean maybe a couple a hundred times🎵
Tsuki:🎵So let me, oh let me redeem, oh redeem, oh myself tonight Cause I just need one more shot at second chances🎵
Oikawa:🎵Yeah, is it too late now to say sorry? -
Sho:🎵it’s hard to believe anything that you say, cuz you’re honestly..🎵
Kawa:???
Sho; 🎵so good at fixing all our problems with your apologies but this time you ran out of chances don’t care if you’re coming clean no I need you to leave I’ve gotta end this🎵
Everyone minus the people who stayed loyal : we sorry
Sho:Yeah it’s too late now to say sorry cuz I know if you really cared about me you wouldn’t have to tell me you’re sorry I hope you know that you let me down sorry won’t help you keep me around🎵 oh by the way shove your half assed apology where the sun don’t shine
Sho went offline
Keiji: seriously do you know how he is maybe you can let the cheaters know that theirs and your stunt nearly killed him
Kuroo: what?!
Bokuto: sorry for not telling you bro baby owl tried to take his life
Everyone - his true friends:😧⁉️
Atsu: W-What's in his hand
Bokuto: bottle of antidepressants now excuse us we have a baby owl to look after we will leave you to think on that bro auntie wants you
Kuroo: coming
3 servers are offline
Yam’s apology
Yamaguchi pov
Everyone hates me I got the club banned and disqualified from nationals
I cheated on probably the best person in my life then i got cheated on by the person i cheated with is this my karma
The thing is I… I still love shoyo I should tell him
Private messages between yams and sho
Before typing yams thought 💭 he hasn’t blocked me that’s a good thing
youtube
Yams @sho 🎵A B C D E F ME, i messed up and I’m sorry from the heart i will be there by your side cuz i need you in my life yeah A B C D E F G H I LOVE YOU STILL AND YOU KNOW I ALWAYS WILL TILL THE END OF TIME I WON’T CHANGE MY MIND🎵
I’m sorry sho i still love you and i fucked up bad after kags cheated on me i started to wonder was this how you felt is this my karma and i know that you may never forgive me or be with me again but please know if you are reading this i am so fucking sorry
Sho is online
Yams: omg sho thank god please
Sho: leave sho alone he is currently on 72 hour watch and then his has to go to a rehab facility -Akaashi
Yams: what who is this and why
Sho: this is Akaashi you are really asking why i mean look at what his become because of you
Akaashi sent attachments
Akaashi: started with antidepressants he has moved on to harder stuff now i could take this to the coach iN fact i will
In the main gc
Akaashi is online
Yams: Akaashi san please i am trying here
Suga huh what’s happening
Kuroo: Akaashi: keiji?!
Keiji: hey kuroo i here because yamagchi just messaged your brother
And as you know he can’t reply
Suga: why can’t he
Kuroo: thanks your stunt and yamaguchi he wound up on 72 hour watch then he has to go to a rehab facility
Iwa: 72 hour watch don’t they do that for people that try to com—-
Bokuto: say it commit suicide yeah because that is what he did
Oh not half
I caught baby owl doing this
Before you asked the day he overdosed on antidepressants he became hooked
Remember this
Caught him doing worse with a bitch name Coraline actually you may know her name is actually Heroine
Kita: D-D-Drugs baby fox is a drug addict
Suna: what have you lot done to my bestie
Semishira: what have you done to our childhood friend
Kuroo: Eita Kenji simmer you can come and see him
Both: thank you
Karasuno: please may we come
11 people counting teams as a collective: No!!!!
Kuroo: you hurt him enough bokuto and Akaashi was starting to get him back
Sho’s friends: we are ashamed to be associated with any of you enjoy being wingless agsin you only have yourselves and yamaguchi to blame
They were right they blamed themselves because they were quick to judge and jump to conclusions and yamaguchi is very much to blame because he was the one that started this mess with a pack of lies and fanart and for what to cover up he was the one cheating coach decided karasuno out of shame should disbanded the volleyball club and he went to teach somewhere else and the the yamaguchi and everyone else was left to hang their heads in shame with no chance of a second chance Seijoh may get a second chance but with a lot of begging but that we will never find out
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aggressive affection, i think
(part two here!)
[ @yourlocalsinnamonroll (hi!) sent me an ask to do more gen z headcanons and i started working on something for her, except it isn’t actually a set of headcanons, but rather a really long...one-shot? but anyway, i thought of actual headcanons that i can share now, so i can return to my ROOTS hopefully this will do in the meantime. ]
i’m not sure if this is something unique to younger people, but i am one hundred percent sure that younger people do it a lot, just going off of the behavior of my friends and i. (i’m gonna tell you now that this isn’t entirely sfw, so minors dni please and thank u)
but i’ve found that it’s pretty common for friends to be, like, aggressively affectionate with one another, for lack of a better phrase. if not aggressively affectionate, then just really flirtatious, often for no reason, and it is still meant entirely in a platonic sense. some examples of this that i have experienced include, but are not limited to:
“i’m gonna eat you,” “do u wanna make out,” “just remember, no matter WHAT happens, i will ALWAYS wanna make out with you,” “i have literally wanted to fuck all of you at some point,” “let’s have sex,” “stfu before i kiss you,” [points to lap] “is this seat taken?” “every day i’m like, ‘wow, [name] is so cool, we should make out,’” and so on and so forth.
so you can imagine the fun i’m about to have.
lucifer
“blindsided,” does not even begin to describe what you’ve done to this man. while his recovery time was quick, he was still so, so confused.
all he said was, “you look nice today,” why did you threaten to kiss him? was that even a threat?
he doesn’t know because you said, “stop before you get kissed on the mouth,” but it doesn’t matter because you failed to consider that he is obsessed with you in dire need of a kiss on the mouth, and you, silly thing that you are, just provided conditions under which he can get one.
that said, have fun trying to explain to this man that you were joking while he’s holding you against him with the most smug look on his dumb little face. if you don’t wanna kiss him, okay, but by the time he feels like letting you go, your face is gonna be scorching and you will have properly learned not to do that again. unless you enjoyed yourself, in which case—
by the way, if you believe in a higher power, you had better pray he doesn’t do this to you because now that you’ve planted the idea in his villainous little brain, he’s just biding his time. so the next time you compliment him innocently, and he says, “be quiet before i kiss you,” like the monster he is, assert your dominance by kissing him first, it’s the only way to maintain your dignity.
mammon
why would you do that to him. he is literally in love with you, you can’t be doing this. he knows he’s an attractive person, but you can’t tell him that, and you especially can’t do it by flirting with him, it’s embarrassingly disarming. especially since he was going to make fun of you once he saw that you were looking at the issue of majolish with him on the cover. he had a plan and everything, and you ruined it. he was gonna say something dumb cool, after which you would be embarrassed , and he would laugh.
but then you looked at him, said, “i’m gonna eat you,” and his entire plan was thwarted. now you have to stand there and watch him struggle to form a sentence while his face gets red. you should take this opportunity to bite him, give him a little nom on the shoulder or something, just to razz him. it’ll be great, i promise.
luckily, he can’t even think about doing this to you without having to lie down, so you should be safe—unless, of course, he catches both you and himself by surprise. so if you get nommed on, you had it coming.
levi
you menace. you absolute villain. you’re laughing.
levi was about to go into a match he was nervous about, and then you said, “it’s okay, no matter what happens, i will always wanna make out with you,” and then he dropped his controller and blacked out, and you’re laughing.
you’re terrible. absolutely awful. acquaint yourself with shame while you blow cool air into his face and shake him awake.
when he does wake up, and he reminds you that he’s the avatar of envy, do nawt be surprised.
try to explain to him that you were kidding and let it slip that you say these types of things to everyone and you’re getting a tail around your waist. no matter how much he might stutter while he makes his point, the fact remains that he’s the only one you’re allowed to say these things to now. you can do it to the others while he’s not around if you feel so inclined, but he’s going to find out eventually, so good luck explaining yourself while he doesn’t keep his tail still when he uses it to hold you in place.
your only saving grace here is that he is physically incapable of doing it to you, but, you know. that probably gets overridden by how possessive he’s gonna get.
satan
you’re deranged. or just really confident. or a fool. it doesn’t matter, you fucked up. he said a normal thing, and then you threw him for a loop.
you were nervous about an exam the next day, he said, “you’re a capable person, you have nothing to be worried about.”
and then you, evidently forgetting that he is not one of your human friends, said, “flattery will get you made out with,” and tried to walk away.
first of all, how was that flattery? he was stating a fact. second of all, who said he didn’t wanna make out with you🤨. he never said that, you are making assumptions about him and his character.
anyway, he has no idea where you think you’re going, but you didn’t make it very far before he caught up to you anyway.
when he repeats what you said back to you in the form of a question, with that deceptively polite look on his face, know that he is being rhetorical. do not bother trying to explain yourself, it’ll be difficult to do so in a convincing manner while he’s backing you up to the nearest wall. do not be surprised when he takes this opportunity to blindside you with praise, directly into your ear, with that fatally smooth voice of his. and do NAWT be surprised when he pulls back and says, “why am i not being made out with?” with a dumb little smile. it brings him a lot of joy to see you squirm.
you don’t even have a saving grace here. this man is ruthless, he’s gonna do this to you literally whenever he wants, and he won’t even let you look away, let alone run away, so find joy in the monster you have created.
asmo
listen. unless you are genuinely empty headed, there is absolutely no way you did this on accident.
he wasn’t even doing anything out of character either, it was the middle of self-care night, he was putting moisturizer on your face for you, and he went, “you’re even cuter up close,” which is a normal, tame thing for him to say.
so unless you just have uncontrollable knee-jerk reactions, no way did you say, “so make out with me then,” to this man, by accident.
you’re lucky he has some knowledge of the fact that you sometimes say things that aren’t smart, so he didn’t just immediately jump on you; however, you are by no means in the Clear.
you blinked and he was nose to nose with you and basically in your lap. now you have to deal with his wandering hands while you try and explain yourself—that is, if you can even overcome how flustered you are, which you probably can’t. luckily, he knows you probably didn’t mean it, but he’s still asmo, so he takes it upon himself to be respectfully heinous like the gentleman he is.
so when he somehow manages to get even closer to you and says, “honey, you should really get a handle on those impulses of yours, unless you plan on following through,” like the bastard he is, know that from that point forward, whatever happens is on you.
here is another man with whom you have no saving grace; now that you’ve given him the idea that he can be more explicit with you,,, well.
beel
you’re a heathen. why would you do something like this. well, you know what, maybe you aren’t that much of a heathen, considering that you did bake cookies for him. that was really sweet of you, so he thanked you and complimented your skill, like a regular person.
so why, exactly, did you say, “i only accept thanks in the form of kisses, preferably with tongue,” ? something is genuinely not right with you.
now you have this man standing there, confused and red in the face. he’s trying to do the math, and nothing is adding up. like, it’s definitely doable, he can definitely do that, but, like, why would you make this request so suddenly?
this is probably the only instance in which you can coherently say, “i was kidding, you don’t actually have to do that,” and it almost doesn’t work.
you absolutely should not have been leaning against the counter because now he’s standing in front of you, and you have nowhere to run.
however, the thing about beel is that he is someone who flusters people without meaning to, so he has no idea of the effect that his, “are you sure?” has on you.
luckily, you’re still mostly coherent because you know that beel isn’t heinous like his brothers, so you manage to tell him that he doesn’t have to kiss you if he doesn’t want to because you were kidding.
you have every right to be surprised when, all of a sudden, you’re sitting on the counter, and he says, “why do you think i don’t want to?”
do you have a saving grace with this man? kind of. he would never say what you said or something similar, but the next time he compliments you and you choose to be normal and say, “thank you,” he’s gonna ask if he should kiss you, so try not to collapse.
belphie
now. he isn’t the Worst Person you could’ve done this with. but by god you are out of your mind.
your first mistake was choosing to lie down next to him, not because you had plans to be a menace, but because he is always a menace and has a thing for reminding you, which he can do more easily when you’re in proximity to him.
so when he said, out of nowhere, “are you ticklish?” you should’ve just rolled away, which wouldn’t have worked, but it would have been less chaotic then saying, “you are legally required to make out with me before you try and find out.”
you said it so casually that he was almost stunned into staying still, but his recovery time was excellent.
the next thing you knew, you were laying underneath a very smug, very menacing man, who seemed entirely too prepared to listen to what you had to say for once.
“legally?”
okay, so, maybe you should’ve chosen your words more carefully, but he was seconds away from tickling you, so you didn’t exactly have time to defend yourself. you can never backtrack with belphie anyway, so it makes sense that you went headlong into your claim, telling him that yes, this is, in fact, the law of the land.
“i was never one to pay attention to the law, but since you’re being so insistent, i guess i don’t really have a choice—”
leave it to him to pretend like you’re a burden as if he isn’t literally head over heels in love with you like everyone else fond of you. bastard.
there is absolutely nothing to save you from this man. he isn’t tactful enough to wait for an opportunity to do this to you, like satan or lucifer, so expect to be Just Sitting There when he tells you that you’re required to make out with him right this instant—it’s the law.
#obey me!#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me imagines#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me levi#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphie#obey me belphegor
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Hui, can you please do a Suna x black reader where they do a TikTok trend together please ?
OFC I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING OF DOING ONE NGL (fem reader)
Start song:
Suna
Tik tok your doing: Calling him your friend
You and Suna were on your way to a friends house. He didn’t really know who the friend was he just knew that it was one of your close friends. Of course he was skeptical but this was all just apart of the plan 😛.
“Babe, what time should we be there?” He asks
“Uhm, we should leave in like the next 5 minutes, we’re supposed to be there by like 5:15”
“Okay, I’m excited to meet this friend of yours” he smiles and walks off
Meanwhile you look at the camera and smile like a punk 😏
You text one of your friends and tell them to call you, prior to this you warned them about the prank you were doing.
You had another phone (if you don’t just act like you do ✨imagination✨) and kind of hid it by your side so that it wouldn’t be visible to Suna, but you could still record.
��Suna, are you ready?!?” You yell
“Yeah Im coming” he makes his way towards you and your phone starts to ring, this is all when you start recording.
“Hey, yeah we’re on our way...mmhmm... also I hate to bring this up at the last moment,” you say on the phone
Suna was on his phone but when he heard “at the last moment” it grabbed his attention
“But I’m bringing along a friend”
WEE 🚨WOO🚨 WEE 🚨WOO 🚨WEE 🚨WOO
WAS HE HEARING THAT RIGHT?!?!?
WAS HIS EARS DECEIVING HIM?!??!
He puts down his phone and just looks at you:
😐😑😐
“Yeah, okay, I’m sorry next time I’ll warn you, yeah, okay bye see you” to sell off the prank you kissed the phone goodbye (yk where they be having those smooching sounds before they hand up 💀)
Suna is : distraught
He’s looking at you literally like this ^
“Babe”
“Yes, Honey?”
In his mind he was thinking: How are you gonna call me your friend but then call me honey after
He was angry, he was so angry he didn’t see the phone his vision was blurred.
“Babe, I don’t wanna go”
“Why not?”
“you just called me your friend to someone I don’t know.. I don’t even know that person.. I don’t want them going around thinking your single”
“Babe”
He just walked off,
“WAIT WAIT ITS A PRANK HOLD ON NOO”
....
He just looked at you, you showed him the phone and everything you called your friend back and eve now your friend explained everything too
But all he did was just stared at you.. so much loud silence it was scary 🧍🏾♀️
“Y/n, count your seconds” he says
gurl you better start running
Comments:
THICKBICKRINO: Chile, the way he was lookin at her scared me thru the phone ngl ❤️
Amanda Waters: omg help ❤️
JuicyAss.com: where y’all finding these men at 🧍♀️ ❤️
Tsukishima
Your tik tok: The clogged toilet prank
Honey... you were so scared to do this prank 🧍🏾♀️
Tsukishima is very judgmental, even when he’s not trying like he just wakes up and says this type of shit ✋🏾
Like one time you were laughing a like to hard and farted in front of him and he pushed you off the bed, grabbed a mask and then some febreze.
Dude acting like he don’t fart in his sleep stfu ✋🏾
But this just takes it a step further, but you were so ready to see his reactionnnn
You were hanging out at his house and you announced you had to go to the bathroom
“Okay just don’t blow up the bathroom”
Oh imma give you a bomb alright.. a sugar bomb 😏
Before the prank you went to a store and got some hot chocolate packets and ordered some fart spray, you spent some time in the bathroom, selling the look that you were talking a shit.
But really you were just preparing the disaster 😃
You spent so much time in there he had to check on you
“*knock* *knock* y/n are you melting the walls in there?”
“No, Tsukki”
“Okay” you hear him walk off and you decide to make your way out, but before leaving you spray some fart spray
This was your time to ✨Shine✨
“Tsukki” you say so smol 😞 and looking down at your feet (💀💀)
“..., what happened?”
“Uhm ya see, your uhm,, your bathroom” you look up at him
Tsukki is: disgusted
“You took the tiles off the floor didn’t you” he says plain as ever
“Uhm yeah, and I clogged the toilet”
😐😑😐
He gets up so calmly and before he leaves the room he just looks at you.. and then leaves to go to the bathroom
A few seconds past and the you hear: “WHAT THE FUCK-“
Anxiety 📈📈📈
He comes back over to you, eyes popping out his sockets
“You cleaning what ever that was up”
“NOO”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO, Y/N, DO YOU REALIZE YOU MADE A WHOLE NEW CREATURE IN THERE?!?!”
“Tsukki, omg it’s a prank😩” you finally say
“....”
“....”
“YOUR STILL CLEANING THAT UP, AND JF YOU WANNA USE THE BATHROOM GO OUTSIDE”
“NIGGA WHAT?!?”
Comments:
TearUpThat🐱: AWW NAHH HE TREATING YOU LIKE A DOG ❤️
DINOWHORES: MELTING THE WALLS OMG ❤️
TheOfficalKarasuno: BAHANANANJ MAKE HIM CLEAN IT SUFFER TSUKISHIMA SUFFER ❤️
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AroAce™ things that Gregory/Evan does without even fucking KNOWING until he was educated on the aspec community:
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Understanding romantic and sexual relationships on a fundamentally and purely scientific level (as if he’s purely an observer)
“Why do people kiss”
Gets mistaken for someone being cold or prudish, and yeah, he can be cold at times, but can you like not lol
He asked a parent super awkwardly during a birthday party if “they possessed any other offspring” and immediately regretted his life decisions lmfao (Michael/Freddy standing onstage like ‘did you just’)
Loves to cuddle but also respects when other people don’t want to cuddle
Doesn’t understand crushes
“SOMEONE COMFORT ME I THOUGHT CAKE BY THE OCEAN WAS ABOUT EATINV CAKES BY THE OCEAN” \\\ “wow you are not ready to hear about milkshakes bringing boys to the yard”
HE WHEN ASPEC REPRESENTATION SOBS IN UGLY CRY THEY JUST LIKE ME FR
“You’re too young to know what you want in life” “bitch I’m 67 years old and do you know? exactly so stfu”
Ocasionally pretends to have crushes on people when he’s still closeted so people wouldn’t get suspicious, but everyone could tell they were obviously fake.
Daydreams about him and people he’s close to being playable characters and having a moveset in Super Smash Bros and Fire Emblem instead of romantic fantasies
Ate an entire jam cookie and chocolate sweetheart cookie bouquet a girl from his school personally gifted him (“Ah, they’re even frosted! Thank you for this gift so much!”) only to realize later that shit it was for Valentine’s day this girl had a crush on me and I knew from the beginning but I still didn’t bother to reject her. The cookies were her asking me out and it flew over my head until later tonight oh fuck oh god oh what do I do. He even ate an entire pound of belgium chocolate one guy gave him personally only for Michael to smack him over the head for being a dumbass when it comes to rejection, probably because he doesn’t really care about romance when it comes to him.
Calls people he’s affectionate with or likes teasing a bunch of nicknames on occasion just because he has the urge (e.g. Papa Bear, Floridian Tincan, calls some classmates names such as darling, sweetheart, jerkface, imbecile and honey just for laughs).
Understands people and can read them very easily, but does not know how to talk to them.
Relates to the desire for cuddles and emotional love expressed via words of affirmation and physical affection, but immediately shies away from picturing himself in romantic scenarios
“Wanna be my SO when we’re older?” “I can’t age anymore but yeah I’ll gladly be your supervising officer and boss”
DEVOTES™, RESPECTS™, LOVES™ AND ADMIRES™ THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE HE’S CLOSE TO BECAUSE HIS TRUST IS A LUXURY ONLY HE GETS TO DECIDE TO WHOM HE SHALL DISTRIBUTE IT TO SO GENEROUSLY.
Doesn’t get why people find other people ‘hot’. Like yeah, she’s attractive ig, her hair is nice and she knows how to apply makeup properly, what else can possibly be there? Experiences aesthetic attraction to physical features and compliments them but the thought of actual attraction just baffles him. Like ‘oh I want her to sit on my face’ or ‘yeah I’d tap them cheeks’ and he’s just sitting there, peeking up from his book like ‘r u ok? Do I need to call ambulance?’
“Wtf are crushes I beg of you someone please tell me right the hell now istg”
Cries when playing Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley on Vanessa’s switch
‘DND’ AGGRESSIVE LILTING CHANTS INTENSIFY “DND”
Is very confused on how dates are considered inherently romantic? Like how is taking your friend out to a fancy seafood restaurant with spicy creamy shrimp alfredo and garlic buttered freshly baked breadsticks and then having delicious chocolate mousse cake considered?? Romantic?? Let me enjoy the good food? Like yea I would take a beachside walk with my friends Cassidy and Charlie and my family any day stop trying to give everything a romantic subplot please lol-
‘Oh you’ll find someone one day’ *pinches nose in stfu even though he doesn’t know why such things frustrate him*
Literally anyone tries to apply romance to him he’s like “can you don’t” for reasons still unbeknownst to him
‘You can’t be like that, romance and love is part of what makes us human’ *CRACKS NECK AROUND 180 DEGREES LIKE AN OWL YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*
Just gives off aroace vibes in the subtlest way to everyone around him
#FNAF Security Breach#FNAF Gregory#crying child fnaf#crying child#Evan Afton (CC/BV)#gregevan/gregbot/gregvessel#my au fnaf
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getting back together after years
synopsis : the get back, part 1 “why am i even with you”
characters : sakusa, tsukishima
genre : fluff
warning : cursing, mention of alcohol
an : sorry for any gramma or spelling mistakes, everytime i’d right it was nighttime and i’d be really tired so i wasn’t able to focus 100%. please notice me of any mistakes masterlist
Sakusa Kiyoomi
years have passed since your break up with sakusa, it was a sad but necessary break up for you to move on and finally glow up
you also realized that the only person you truly ever needed was yourself and you worked hard to be the person you are today
“at the end of the day, men are trash,” you would try to cheer your friend who had a fight with her boyfriend in one of the best clubs of tokyo. “so wipe your tears and come move your hips,”
on the professional side you became tokyo's favorite journalist, sports related; not only because of your looks but also your professionalism and personality
every hot athlete you've ever interviewed tried to get with you, but they always got rejected
on the other hand sakusa joined MSBY Black Jackals; a professional volleyball team in japan's v.league, in the top tier of division 1
yes sir period
he never dated someone else, the break up kinda broke his heart but he'll never admit it
he also became more distant with people lowkey
however, one day your manager called you to tell you about who are you going to interview next
as she mentionned the name of a famous volleyball team you couldn’t stop your mind of thinking about your ex who used to play volleyball
little did you know that he was a part of the team
lmao who gon tell you
when you got back home you decided to do some research about that MSBY team or whatever
...
oh to your surprise when you saw sakusa kiyoomi’s face there
“no shit,” you mumbled to yourself lowkey annoyed
after the brake up you grew stronger and more independent as you put in mind that all men are trash, you didn’t want to go through that steretipycal sad phase where your self confidence would be all crushed. you wanted to remain strong and you learned how to truly love yourself without expecting anything from anyone as you had your own self
period boo
anyway, you kinda had numbed all your feelings, and to see him now made all your memories with him comeback; how you first met, your first kiss, your first dates and that fight
so here you were, in your appartement checking out their previous interviews trying to get all the juice you needed yet your mind would still zone out on his face
“just keep it pro, y/n, he probably even forgot about you, just keep it pro,” you told yourself before turning off your pc
the day of the interview, here we finally are. the MSBY team knew they had an interview with the most appreciated journalist of all times so they got ready.
“do y’all think they’re cute ?” asks atsumu, “if they’re cute you better back off guys, i’m sure i’m going to catch their attention anyway,” he cockily adds flipping his bang and flexing his muscles, no one bothered answering him at this point they were used to him
“they’re here,” their manager clapped in his hands. “don’t forget what i told you guys, they are very influent so don’t mess it up and don’t scare them away,” he looked at atsumu and bokuto who just stuck their tongues out
“good morning,” you greeted all of them and bowed, “i’m l/n y/n, the journalist who’ll interview you today,” you looked at all of them with a poker face. saying that sakusa was surprised would be an understatement; he was in shock, his brain forgot how to function correctly. you followed the others who took you to the room where all the staff would chill, offering you coffee, tea and snacks
sakusa couldn’t keep his eyes off you, seeing you after all these years was like a wave of fresh air; he was relieved to see you successful and blooming, what a beautiful sight he thought when he saw you laughing with his teammates as he got in the room. but at the same time his heart ached him as he remembred what made you two go separate ways and the guilt he tried to hide deep inside him all those years started creeping up again in his chest
“c’mon, it’s just an interview,” he sighed before sitting on a chair behind his team
the interview started and it was going fine, sakusa’s teammates were cool and you had a lot of fun interviewing them. you liked their chaotic energy and it happened for you to match it, they immediately liked you
“y/n-chan,” started atsumu getting close to you, ”would you like to go out with me tonight, we could have dinner together or just grab a drink-”
“okay barry b. benson, you’re not my type sorry,” you stopped him as you pinched his cheek making all his teammates laugh, you got a pout from him but he eventually laughed liking your attitude
“y/n-chan, why don’t you come and have dinner with us tonight?” asked bokuto with sparkles in his eyes, “oooh~ say please we’d love to!” joined him hinata with the same sparkles in his eyes
you akwardly chuckle looking at sakusa then bringing your stare back at them, “i don’t kno-”, “please come, it would be nice,” finally adds sakusa what made you look back at him
you kept staring at each other for moment before you nodded makinf the three balls of chaotic energy; bokuto, hinata and atsumu scream a ‘yes!’ you exchanged numbers and you went back home
well, that wasn’t too bad you thought to yourself once back at you appartement plopping on your couch
for some reason your heart was beating fast and you damned those feelings you tried to hide and not get rid of for coming back
he was looking as handsome as ever, you were not going to lie
and that look in his eyes... was it regret ?
“as he fucking should,” you shook your head thinking about what he’d said in that fight
but you were young, he probably regrets, “stfu stupid heart,”
you got up and got ready for tonight’s dinner
“keep that poker face y/n, you’re doing great” you said to yourself before getting into the restaurant, you quickly saw hands waving at you, spotting the team and you went to the table. there was a place left next to bokuto and sakusa, just great, you tried hard not to roll your eyes and sat
the diner was going well, you were not bothered by sakusa’s presence, he didn’t talk much anyway and you had fun talking to the others who were really funny, the thing is that everyone got drunk; hinata and bokuto were hugging each other singing the yarichin bitch anthem, atsumu kept saying ‘ya like jazz?’ every time the someone would pass by, you and sakusa were the only ones in a good state. you couldn’t help but laugh at them trying to stop them but you’d eventually fail
“atsumu please stop,” you tried to stop him from getting on the table to ask everyone if they liked jazz, “i won’t unless you tell me ya like jazz, honey,” he wiggled his eyebrows as you couldn’t help yourself from laughing, “i do like jazz now sit down,” you finally said
sakusa kept thinking if he should talk to you or not in the mean time, he couldn’t help but to create two imaginary cases in his mind one for that says ‘yes’ and the other one ‘no’, he finally came back to earth when you sat back down after stopping tsumu from performing a jazz song
“but y/n i swear it’s a good jazz song, it is called... Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley,” he grins proud of himself, you stare at him trying to hold your laughter and when you were going to anwser you heared sakusa do it first, “no miya, and make the owl and the tangerine stop crying,” atsumu salutes him and goes to talk to the crying duo
“long time no see, l/n,” he finally says making your heart miss a beat
“never thought i’d see you again sakusa,” you answer, finally looking at him
“glad to see you’re doing well,” he adds. “even tho i wish we’d be on good terms,” you sigh turning your head. “gotta admit i am the one to blame,”
“glad to see you are mature enough to admit your wrongs,” you anwser him sipping on your drink
“i’ve always knew that i was the one who fucked up, y/n... maybe back then i just didn’t have the guts to admit it, nor to try keeping you close to me. i just saw how you were doing better off without me, and i thought it was better to let go even if it did hurt me...” he finally admits
all what you wanted to hear, craved to hear when you broke up with him. you felt some type of way, good memories you had with him flooding your mind and the feelings you’ve once had for the pretty germaphobe
what were you gonna say? were you finally ready to forgive him and move on or stay on your positions and just live like you’ve been living since the brake up
“well... we’re grown ups now, it’s all forgiven and forgotten,” you give him a small smile,
“thank you,” it was then quiet for a brief moment before he finally decided to man up, “i missed you,” he looked down at his plate
wow the butterflies in your tummy, heart and brain went off with no warnings, you stared at him with wide eyes trying to comprehend what on god’s green earth did he just say
did you miss him too ? did you hate him ? were you over the fight ? did you really stop loving him or did you just hide those feelings ?
too many questions yet no answers, as he realized you didn’t answer he mumbled few apologies but you stopped him telling it was fine
“it’s just... it’s been so many years and we didn’t end up on good terms,” you explain
“yeah, no, i totally understand that is normal,” you nodd looking down at your lap. “can i hold your hand?”
“pardon me?”
“can i hold your hand? fuck that y/n, can i have another chance? allow treat you right, to love you deeply. that guilt that built up in me kept growing with the years, and now that you’re finally here i just want one thing as i see your face is to make up for everything, even after years.”
oh wow, you were definitely not expecting that; not from sakusa who wasn’t this expressive with his feelings and especially not after all these years
you held his hand and smiled sincerly at him, “it’ll take me time; to figure out how i feel and to trust you again, but i’d like to give it a chance,” he smiled back, hope filling his eyes
after that night you tried to spend a lot of time together
usually he would be the one to initiate it
he did his best to prove you that you can trust him and that he became a better person for you
your heart would melt everytime he told you about a memory of you together or how he still remembered stuff about you
you were on your guards in the beginning but slowly you began to soften
eventually you got back together, but that’s another story
it took several months but you don’t even know how happy he was
oh and let’s just not talk about the media and how powerful you guys were
anyway you were happy and that’s what matters
Tsukishima Kei
ara ara what we have here
do you know how the life works in a weird way sometimes? a compilation of events that happen by sheer luck, fucking coincidences that are just way out of this world that lead you to bump into that one person even if you don’t want to?
no ? aight sorry
anyway, that is lowkey what life had in store for you and salt shaker man
tsukishima had gotten into that college he wanted to attend
he was happy but he would’ve secretely loved if you were there to share his happiness
oh how little did he know that you got into that college too
ahaha *awkward laughter*
homeboy found it out in a special way, not the best way there is but you know he had to know a way or another
he went to that party with his two roomates who actually lowkey forced him ngl
as he was making his way to the kitchen he heard someone laughing, a laugh he’s heard way too many times but he shook it off thinking about how many people may have the same laughter
“oi y/n, you look hot!” a male’s voice shouted
what ?
there was no way you were there and he decided to make sure by checking out by himself
he was CHOKED when he saw you there
“tell me something i don’t know,” you laughed as you approached the boy who called you. “what’s up hot stuff ?” he said as you were finally next to him
hot stuff? tsukki almost gagged at the horrible name you were just given, yet it was not false that you were indeed ‘hot’; you looked as flawless as ever, you did a 180° change
the sweet, soft, innocent y/n was replaced by the baddest bitch in the motherfucking block he almost didn’t recognize you. he wondered if you stayed together would you have gone through this change an didn’t notice you coming his way
“god, don’t stand in the middle of the- tsukishima ?” you stopped when you saw his face. “you attending a party, what a surprise,” you stood there a hand on your hip
“oh y/n, how are you?” homeboy didn’t know how to act at this point, he awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck
“i’m doing great actually, so did you get into here ? the ‘college of your dreams’,” he could feel the sarcasm in your voice, he also noticed how cold you were
“yeah, thankfully. where’d you go ?”
“oh i go here, the same college as you,” you fake a smile, he feels his heart miss a beat.. or two.“you know sometimes i look back, and i can’t help from noticing that being in a committed relationship didn’t stop me from attending one of the best colleges out there and you, on the other hand who didn’t want anything to do with a relationship got here too,” you spat, obviously you didn’t get to tell him how you felt when you broke up. “good thing i’m not in the same major as you though,” you sighed
“y/n i_,”
“no save it tsukishima, there’s no need to say whatever you want to say. at this point i’ve moved on, i just found it funny to see you here after what you’ve said and how i actually also got here; now i know for sure that you were the problem... and i hated myself thinking it was me,” you scoff. “hope i won’t get to see you often, good luck for the rest,” and with that you left, joining a group of friends who waved for you to join them
needless to mention that he was pissed and heartbroken
he was not expecting that from you, he always saw you as this delicate person whose kindness is infinite
now, oh now he didn’t recognize you
even your voice got more.. mature? cold? idk
anyway after your encounter he directly headed back to his dorm
he couldn’t sleep the whole night rethinking about all what those years with you and what you said, you hated yourself as you thought you were the problem
bravo tsukishima they hate you, he thought to himself
uhm lol so the rest of your college ‘journey’ went without the two of you seeing each other
you were both majoring in different stuff, the campus is huge, y’alls schedules didn’t match and you had different friend groups
yet rarely he would find you at the library at 4am, many empty coffee cans on your table, looking all sleepy with your glasses falling off and your hair in a messy bun
“fucking ass why on god’s poluted earth did i ever want to major in that fucking shit of a topic, couldn’t i do something basic like stripper or something ? ugh fml,” he caught you once in the middle of an existencial crisis
he couldn’t help his lips from twitching upwards and he couldn’t stop the memories of the two of you studying together flooding his mind
he never came close to you tho, especially after what you told him in that party
sad </3
you guys graduated from college fucking finally
congrats folks you did it!
and you thought it was the end of your story
how sweet, how naive
uh-uh baby life decided otherwise and you saw each other years later
in the same company 🤪
“oi tsukishima-san, don’t forget we have a metting with the new manager in 10,”
how could he forget ? everyone has been talking about this manager for a week
tsukki was respected by all his work mates as he was such a good element what made him get the best promotions and claims from his boss
n e way
he got into the conf room where everyone was seated and took his place waiting for the new manager and the boss to come in, he was clearly annoyed and didn’t want to be there; he just wanted to finish his work on go back home
anyway his attention was brought back by his boss entering the room, “good evening everyone, with no longer introduction let me introduce you to y/l/n y/n your new manager,”
tsukki’s head SNAPPED, he almost broke his neck
tsukiskima.exe has stopped working
you were surprised when your eyes landed on him too but you’re a bad bitch and kept it professional
he couldn’t focus for the rest of the meeting, even tho it was just presentations and basic information for the future collaboration
the meeting ended and everyone went back home, except for you as you stayed in late to work on some stuff
you thought you were alone since it was late, but you were wrong since tsukishima had also stayed in late to finish up whatever file he was asked to analize
this is why you were startled when you heard some noise and a tall figure got out of the office ahead of you
“oh my,” you held your chest and relaxed when you noticed it was tsukishima, “i thought i was alone,”
“staying in late on your first day huh, didn’t know you were still here,” he responded, you noticed how his tone didn’t change from when you first met him in highschool, maybe his voice got a bit more deeper tho
you couldn’t help noticing how good he looked in his suit, it fit him really well. his broad shoulders covered by the dark blue vest, the first few buttons of his white vector shirt opened letting you lowkey see his collarbone
“yea well i’m leaving now, good night,” you quickly say and took your leave, seeing him after all this time was weird and you didn’t know how to feel
you still remember what you said the last time you saw him at that party, you were hurt and you said some things you probably regret by now and you thought that he probably hated your guts and as long as you wanted to be at the top in your new work you still decided to stay away from him
“ugh what a dumbass,” you whined and slapped the back of your head thinking tsukishima was still in the floor you left him in, but he saw you and his lips twitched upwards
everytime he thinks you can’t look any better you prove him wrong, he thought to himself as he went to his car finally heading back home. after all those years life decided to still play with you guys and put you in the same company, i mean, he wasn’t complaining but he wished it wasn’t awkward between the two of you
you guys started working together, a new journey for the both of you started
he thought you still hated him and that is why he was cold with you :(
so you were both distant with each other and if you ever had to talk it was cold, formal and quick
it’s been a few weeks your collegues had noticed the tension between the two of you
they were lowkey sus of something but didn’t want to butt in
it was physically painful to watch
n e way everything was going more or less smoothly until a new face made an appariction in the company
“my god! what are you doing here?” you hugged the good looking man
“i missed you and i thought that i couldn’t live without you, so i am here to cling,” you pull away and playfully slap his chest. “nah more seriously i am here to get that bag boo,”
“as you should hun, so you’re a trainee huh? i’ll ask them to put you under my supervision,” you wink
“say less,” he flirtily gets close to you
“uhm, sorry to interrupt your i bet very educational discussion but y/l/n, here, the file,” tsukishima butts in out of nowhere, his voice colder than usual and his eyes lowkey darker than usual
“oh thank you,” and he left
“well, that was awkward,” your friend cringes
“shut up, yuuji,” you roll your eyes
“wait wasn’t that tsukishami? sushikima? suspicual tall bitch who broke your heart?” the last attempt made you chuckle
“yes, it is,” you sigh, going through the file. “i can’t believe you still remeber that!”
“miss girl, you were not the one listening at your own self sobbing at how some tall, blonde, salt shaker broke your heart and how you’d want to, and i quote “punch his beautiful face then hug him so tight that i’ll squeeze his organs”,”
you narrow your eyes at him then for quite a while, then you scoff, “i am glad you’re here, dickhead,”
“so am i, headass,” he gives you a sincere smile
yuuji’s presence made things complicated even more
tsukishima didn’t appreciate the new flirty, good looking, lowkey smart trainee who was under your supervision
he was more irritable than usual, he knew he had no right to feel like that but still, he couldn’t help it
everytime he saw you two together working, laughing, grabing lunch together or even just being in the same area it made him want to break walls
but he couldn’t
he also saw how yuuji would flirt with other female collegues and it made him furious; you didn’t deserve that!
deserve what tho lol you and yuuji were friends but since tsukki was blinded by his jealousy or whatever he was feeling he assumes you were a thing or soon to be a thing
dumb mf
anyway
your boss had assigned you an important file to work on
all cool and shit until he mentioned that you had to work with tsukishima
ahaha.......... right
you started working the day after
°3°
it was awkward as fuck ngl, y’all would share max up to 3 words in a matter of 20mins
each one of you was sitting in their side
the tension buddy, the tension!!!!!
idk how you survived
day 2: you slapped some sense in yourself and an old relationship that ended in bad terms shouldn’t affect your work years after
so you started talking more, always pro stuff, but still
kei was the same as yesterday but that didn’t surprise you since he was always like that and you weren’t expecting anything from him except contribute effectively to the work, what he did
day 3: work in progress, nothing less
day 4: same as day 3 except that you stayed in later than the previous days
day 5: yuuji bursted in because he had broought you food, he kissed your temple before he left wishing you good luck. tsukki almost gagged, homie was fuming in rage
day 6:
it was late, everyone had left but you and kei still working on that goddamn file, thankfully he had given enough time to finish the work
“y/l/n, the food is here,” tells you tsukishima as he got back into the office
“thanks, i almost died from hunger,” you get up getting what you ordered
you were eating in silence until tall man decided to speak up, “funny, huh?” you looked at him confused. “how we went to the same highschool, same college and now we are working together,”
you just let an “oh” thinking about what you told him in that frat party, “i guess you were right, i was the problem,”
“tsukishima look, it’s been years and it’s all forgotten now okay?” he looks at his food, his mind elswhere
“remember what you told me in that party?”
“tsuki-”
“i mean, now that we’re grown ups we can talk about it, right? i feel like i didn’t get closure, not like i deserve it but still,8
you just nodd and go sit in front of him
“well, i lashed out on you on that party because i didn’t get closure, i was obviously still hurt and petty and immature. Seeing you there was like a slap in the face, i really want to apologize but i feel like what i said was true,”
“and it was true, it took sometime to accept it and realiwe it, but you don’t need to apologize; i didn’t treat you right, so i am sorry,”
you give him a small smile, “i am also sorry, i shouldn’t have talked to you that way it was rude,”
“but true,” he adds and you chuckle
“yeah, it’s all fine now. we can start over again,”
“i mean, i’d like to,” he gives you a small, tiny smile but you could still see it
“y/n?”
“mmh?” you look at him, your mouth full and cheeks about to explode
“i know we just made up and stuff but... please be careful with that new trainee,”
“yuuji? what why?”
“look i’m a man and i know wha another man thinks when i see him in action, and he’s just... not trustworthy i guess,”
“tsukishima kei, tf are trying to say?”
“look, i don’t want you to get hurt! but he is all flirty with other women and it’s just a huge disrespect to you and your relationship,” he explains
you look at him with wide eyes than laugh your ass off, you couldn’t believe what you just heard
“tsukki, yuuji is my bestfriend we’re not dating,” you wipe a tear tha slipped
he just stares at you, “oh” is all what he could say
“thanks for worrying tho,”
“whatever,” he rolls his eyes
as the days went by you and kei got closer
he would tease you and you’d tease him back
“oi, salt shaker, put my stuff on a high shelf again and i’ll pull your highschool pictures when you played vb,”
“as if you still have them” he scoffs
“don’t mess with me!”
“whatever shortie- OW why would you throw the stapler at me?”
“it’s your mouth that i’m gonna staple next time,”
anyway it was all giggles and shit
you enjoyed working together and gaining your complicity back
the due date came, you had to present in front of 3 other CEOs and your own ceo
you did an amazing job, obviously
everyone liked the harmony between the two of you and how neat your work was
“WOHOO here’s my bad bitch,” yuuji hugged you after the deliberation
“stfu we’re not alone,” you laugh. “did i look good?” you ask
he smirks and checks you out, twirling you and wolf whistling, “hotter than ever and thicker than snicker,” you laugh at his remark
“uhm-uhm,” tsukishima came behind you
“hey, sushimika, good job out there,” yuuji gives him a big grin
tsukishima just nodds and his eyes dart to yuuji’s arm around your waist, something he notices
“erm anyway, Vanessa is calling me gotta go,” he kisses your head and leaves
“he’s one of a kind, i gotta admit,” you say pulling him out of his trance
“i mean, y’all are bestfriends so i’m not surprised,” you roll your eyes
“we did a good job out there, i mean i was better but you weren’t too bad yourself,” he smirks
“you’re so annoying,” you laugh. “i guess we make a good duo,”
you lookn at each other for a while before tsukki finally speaks up
“uhm look, i know it’s only been one month since we’re back to normal but... would you maybe like to have dinner with me?” he rubbs the back of his neck
“like a date?”
“you know what i mean y/n,” he rolls his eyes
“uhm sorry i don’t clearly see what you mean,” you grimace
“ugh alright, like on a date, would go with me yes or no ?”
you laugh at his impatience, “pick me up at 7,”
“is that a yes?”
“you know what i mean, tsukki,” you say as you leave
so the date went well
really well
you didn’t want to burn steps so you lowkey took your time in the process of getting back together
going on dates, talking everything out to build a strong base
work together was fun
i mean i’m not gonna talk about the sneaky make out sessions but haha you know 👀
surely you got back together, even shared an appartement and you are the happiest you’ve ever been
he proposed 3 years after
fin
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Bad Batch 1x07 Spoilers
I’m back on schedule for now, besties. It’s time to watch the next ep!!
Spoilers below as always <3
Promising episode title
I’ve been saying this since mando, the sw title sequence kicks ass
Nice opening
I love echo and tech
Shut up tech lmaoo
I love wrecker
Chaos
I love how tech was basically just waiting for echo to finish lol
I love cid
Love how echo went and grabbed it w like his stick hand like none of y’all could’ve grabbed that?? lmaoo
I love wrecker and omega
REXTERRRRRRRR I SEE YOUUUUUU
Lmao cid
I love her
Lmao clueless bois
Lmao wrecker
He will not
I love side characters
I love how she says boyys
Omg tech
Rex ilysm
Causing chaos
REXXXXXXXX
Cid lmao
I love how offended echo gets when she calls it a clone clubhouse he’s like we’re not all that bad. Honey. Sweetie. Y’all are that bad.
“It’s been a while” lmao stfu its been like three months
Echo’s audacity
Y’all ain’t exactly subtle
I knew it was rex they were talking to!!
Wrecker hug!!
Every rule has it’s exceptions, omega. Rex is the exception to all the rules.
He’s awesome
I love her
Rex knows what tf is up w wrecker
He’s had these headaches
Noo tech he has every right to be concerned, he nearly shot ahsoka
Except in crosshair lmao
Oof rex suddenly don’t trust them lollll
Judgmental rexter
“rexxxxx....” they’re so cautious tho tbf rex is actin a lil crazy
I love the music here
OOOOOOOOHH NOOOOOOO IS REX GONNA MENTION WHAT HAPPENED TO FIVES?????? ECHO IS STANDING RIGHT THERE, REX!! DID YOU ALREADY TELL HIM HOW FIVES DIED???? Now I’m worrieder
Ooh rex getting real
I wonder if omega has a chip
Lmao bestie you cannot drop that bomb and then peace tf out what
Wrecker..................
That answers that
Lol omega’s fluent in tech
I love how much they trust rex like he is their bestie
Ominous
Fuckin sick planet design
My boiiii in full gear!! We love to see it
Lmao wrecker
Scrapper guild wtf is that
Good thing these bois are trained for stealth
FIVES MENTION!!!
FILONI HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I NEED MORE REX AND ECHO TALKING ABOUT FIVES
FIVES AND ECHO WERE THE BEST BOIS AND THEY HAVE SUCH A TRAGIC STORY I’M SO MAD ABOUT IT
So anyway, I’ll be billing Dave Filoni for therepy
Awwwww, they’ve all been on ships like this countless times, rex and echo especially but omega hasn’t ever been on anything bigger than the Marauder
Lol more rex is old jokes
Oooh sounds like a dianoga
OOP-
Say her name, rex. Echo loved ahsoka, she was the lil sis of the 501st
Lol wrecker’s fear of heights again
WRECKER!!!!
AHHHHH
It is a dianoga!!
This is not great
Thank you, echo. Being helpful, shooting the dianoga
I love how omega is the first one on the ledge to help him up
Space rats
Lol tech
Lmao rex
I like how hunter grabbed his pack and wrecker like, lightly swatted his arm, that is peak sibling interaction
Awwww, worried baby
It’ll be ok, omega, if the batch dies, rex’ll take you in, he loves younglings
AWWWWWWW
Rex is so proud of hunter bein a dad lol
Oof wrecker starting to be affected by the chip
Is echo still plugged into the computer?? Where’s he at??
Oh there he is
Rex you’re being very shady
Don’t fuckin say the order, rex, you’ll trigger him more
Oh no
I love the sound design here omg
I hope tech’s ok
OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOO
What was that, o2?
Wrecker is very efficient at killing
It’s prob gonna take more than that to get him down, hunter
It took ahsoka stunning rex to get him into surgery
This isn’t a good look on you, wrecker
OMEGA NO GO BACK TO TECH
He’s not gonna let that door stop him, omega
Love the lighting
She says their names so weird with her accent
Ooooh this hurts
NOOO
Thank you rex, finally
You didn’t think to email ahsoka and ask her??? She was the one on the other end and she had Jesse banging the door down behind her
They’re all so worried
Awwww omega’s so cute
Tech omg fix ur tone lmao
She will not leave wrecker
I love her
Are the rest of them gonna get their chips out??
WRECKER!!
They all fell asleep
Did they have to shave tech and hunter’s hair?? Lol
Wtf is echo doing
He’s so guilty but she’s not having it they’re so pure
I love them
Lol hunter’s bandana covers it so they don’t have to change his character model to compensate for missing hair
Finding crosshair! Don’t write him off yet!
I love rex
I miss rex already
Ugh now we’ve gotta deal w this shit
Ok, that was a good ep, finally resolved the chip thing for them (can’t wait for crosshair to come back so they can remove his too). Loved seeing rexter again, he is best boi.
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I'm Miley, and my favorite emoji is ✨ (so I can be sarcastic on text lol) I also like going 🖐️😔 at almost everything
I hope I'm doing this right
I think I'm straight, but you could say bicurious. I'm brown, like Asian brown, i wear glasses :) I'm 5'6 in height, people tell me I have nice fingers idk why lol
I have a lil acne :( but I don't care much about it lol it izz what it izz
My love language is physical touch hehe followed by words of affirmation :) *touch starved since 2020 *
I am an ESTP, an April Aries 🌝 I think I'm an ambivert. I like people and talking to ones I share interests with. I can be shy sometimes... I have been told I am very loud and "savage" lol
Umm about sexual preferences I can say I took the test 🌝 and turns out I'm 100% switch followed by degradee and experimentalist. I think that says everything lol
I hate liars, slow walkers, mangoes, whiners, scary movies (yes.), Karens and sappy couples. I love memes, cake, anime, manga, twitter and painting. I love alternative rock and indie pop music.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE AND IT SCARES ME lol I study science and chemistry goes over my head T_T
I want someone to be honest with me? Keep it real? and not bore me out. Unpredictable? Idk myself. I don't believe in soulmate au, I think both sides must put on effort to make a relationship work.
I think wearing eyeliner gives me confidence, it makes me feel good about myself. I like it when I'm able talk to people and hear their thoughts.
As you can tell I use *lol and memes as a coping mechanism.
I am really hoping this is ok. It's 2 am and I cannot think straight but it was nice writing this out lol
Hope you have a good day ahead! Drink water and be safe byeee love you
Jujutsu Kaisen Matchup Event | CLOSED
Thank you so much for participating!!! Oh my goodness this took me soo long cause of endless distractions and irl things 😫. Pls forgive me and thanks again!! 💕💕
Out of everyone in Jujutsu Kaisen, I pair you with..
First off, congratulations on getting the legend himself to settle down! Secondly, mere height difference will have Gojo either teasing you or using you as a personal armrest. Plus he finds it insanely adorable cause you're just so fuckin cute and he just cannot 🥺. This bastard will steal your glasses and look into them before giving them back. Or he'll trade you his just so you can see the pitch black view he can only see out of. If you question him about it, he'll make some type of witty remark just to boost his own ego. Gojo will shower you with compliments, ranging from sweet to down right lewd. It just depends on his mood at that moment. Plus he cannot go without commenting about your gorgeous, beautiful and perfect figure. He’s also the one to compliment your makeup, especially how it makes your eyes pop. Honey, you have him wrapped around your finger.
From the moment you two started dating, Satoru was all over you. He thrives off affection and touch just as much as you, if not more. He will always have a hand on you, whether it be locked with yours or resting on the small of your back. He just has to have his hands on you, but if you need space or something, he will pout but listen. Maybe not for long of course 🙄. Satoru is good with words, easily swaying anyone [except other women, pls honey he’s lucky to have you] so he'll have you covered anytime you need some type of affirmation. Just be sure to do the same for him, even though he's almighty and "the strongest" as he would say, sometimes he needs an extra push to keep his head in the right place.
Satoru really enjoys how you can be shy one moment then delivering a savage burn that has him mentally thanking the heavens it wasn't pointed at him. Though let's be honest, he'd be the main target of your sassy remarks. The dude has them coming but he just loves it so much that sometimes he pokes at you just to see what you'll do. Now on the days your social battery runs out and you're more to yourself, Satoru will take the reigns and do your talking, cause let's be honest again, the dude doesn't know how to stfu when he gets going 🙄.
Satoru likes to keep things fresh. He’s a try anything once type of man, so he’ll willingly embrace the fact you’re a switch. The view he has when you’re on top of him, chefs kiss. Plus he’ll degrade you as if it were second nature. I won’t say anymore to keep this sfw lol, but Satoru can’t get enough of you.
Did someone say cake? Satoru’s sweet tooth is almost unparalleled and whenever you have a craving for something, he’s quick to offer suggestions. He appreciates your interests and may or may not exploit some of your dislikes just to rile you up. Like putting on a scary movie one night just to have you closer even if it means possibly getting into trouble 😌. He’ll also walk slowly in front of you just to hear you complain, it humors him. Satoru is a bastard and he knows it, especially when you probably smack him on the back and stalk ahead. Good lord it gets him rolling. Satoru is also the one to follow all the recent trends and memes, probably even somehow has a pretty popular twitter account full of shitposting and dumb selfies. So he’ll be right there beside you cackling at memes or mocking ‘Karens’ in his typical dramatic fashion 🙄.
Dreams for the future are nice and all, but Satoru doesn’t mind if you’re unsure. Life is about living and not being shackled by shit. He’d say to live day by day and if someone can’t accept that, well kindly fuck them 🥱. Don’t ask him for help with anything science related, the man will just 😶.
Satoru is a very honest individual, so he’ll always be up front with you. Even if it might be offensive, he'll try to soften the blow with a cheesy smile and some type of apology. There’s never a dull moment with the strongest sorcerer. He will keep you on your toes for sure, he’s like a man child until he has to be serious. I believe Satoru doesn’t believe in soul mates either, he wasn’t one for love until you came around anyways. Falling for you was a slap to the face, but a good one.
#first ✨ matchup#✨#jjk#100 follower event#jujutsu kaisen matchups#jjk matchup#jujutsu kaisen gojo#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#jujutsu kaisen gojo satoru#jjk gojo satoru#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen imagine#jjk imagines#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jjk headcanons
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Ya girl is watching the latest HSM series ep and Imma live blog it hshshs and will add my reactions under the cut so it doesn't end up a long post. Anyways, let's goo:
AHHHH THE MORNING SHOW WITH GINA AND EJ WE LOVE TO SEE IT
They really said we're gonna let life imitate art with Nini and Olivia huh
Ricky was SUPPORTIVE??? Damnn I really thought we gonna get a classic Ricky tantrum....
But also wow sir that sounds salty and should definitely talk to someone abt how you're feeling...A therapist maybe 👀
I know we needed to contextualise how Ricky felt abt the song but I really wanted to see Nini's interview in full!!
Sebby you're so cute I do wanna see yall do DEH
Shjshshs not the rights not being available for another 5 years 😭😭
I dunno how they're in great shape and closer to the Menkies Gold after not having a single proper rehearsal, but go off Miss Jenn
Omg honestly Kourt's costumes are always amazing and on point Imma excited to see it
Kourt is such a simp we love to see it
Carlos is so pissy this episode we love to see it shshhs
Also love the way Seb calms him down and keeps him nice it's such a funny dynamic
"We had 20 people make our Belle dress over 50 hours" Okay North High shut the fuck up
I'm calling it now the reason North High knows so much is cos Howie is the leak and Kourt has been unwittingly telling him. The way her phone keeps going off as they discuss how North High knows everything is really good foreshadowing if my prediction is right
Also like her phone went off just as Carlos said "How did they know that?" THAT'S PEAK FORESHADOWING
If Howie ain't in North High, I dunno what Tim is doing
GSJAGSHAH KOURTNEY MAKING ABS FOR EJ I CANNOT
"I have abs" We know sweetie
"I PADDED THE THUSH FOR YOU" "AWW THANKS KOURT I NEEDED THAT" THIS INTERACTION IS EVERYTHING THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! I love that it is now canon that EJ has abs but no butt love that for him
Okay but like damn these costumes are great!! North High can fuck right off with its high end ones I just wanna see lowkey homemade costumes by students; I'd watch a Broadway show if I wanted to see professional costumes okay
Damn Carlos has killer eyesight clocking in that mask in the trunk
GINA BBY DON'T SAY THAT AND HAHSGSH NINI NUDGING HER WAS SO FUNNY
Nini's little look over at Gina was like "Omg you guys my girlfriend is so cute and dumb" GINI STANS HOW WE FEELING?
Miss Jenn don't be that naive, your boyfriend probably put them up to it
That Insta page is prophetic with their timing tbh; all the info is a leak obviously looking at your Howie but like the timing of it all. Those kiddos don't know that they are discussing the stolen mask at this exact moment (Kourt has put down her phone after Carlos snapped at her so Howie doesn't know they are talking abt it rn)
"We don't dance with the enemy" *cuts to her dancing with Zackey later*
SEBBY WEARING THE TEACUP COSTUME OMG HE'S GOING MAKE SUCH A CUTE CHIP (yes I am still mad Seb/Joe was robbed but Imma fangirl over the costume anyway)
Wtf why does North High look so expensive - they are literally in the same district as East High right??? How did they get this much funding
North High is a very artsy and rich for a public school; they should have had Nini go here instead of YAC tbh (like this campus feels like what YAC should have been) NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN INTERESTING STORYLINE
Seblos' dynamic IS ON POINT THIS EP I really love my bois so much and their back and forth is hilarious
Shhshs DIANE who loves volleyball and North High okay I totally believe it
WHY ARE RED AND ASHLYN SO KINKY EVERY DAMN EPISODE TIM THESE ARE UNDERAGED CHARACTERS STOP IT
Shshsh we love Gina knowing herself and practicing self control by volunteering to be the lookout
Omg yall listen to Carlos and stfu they are so lucky no one saw or heard them yelling Wildcats
Oh no no no no no Miss Jenn you gonna get sucked in; this is gonna be so messy
Omg I saw someone post about this scene before I watched the ep YALL ARE RIGHT THAT BOI HITTING ON GINA IS SO FINE Babes go for that one, not EJ
NOT THEM FAKE DATING UGH E W TIM STOP MAKING ROMANTIC PORTWELL A T H I N G I honestly do not understand how some of yall can ship it romantically knowing Sofia is a whole underaged babey and Matty is a whole ass grown man - like I get the appeal of the Wonderstudies getting together and they do have chemistry but the irl age gap is creepy and outweighs the appeal of shipping them romantically
As I always say; Portwell/Wonderstudies should be a BROTP not an OTP
Ugh Brotp Portwell would have clocked Lily right away; romantic Portwell making googly eyes at each other isn't helping anyone
Living for Nini getting the recognition she deserves - I really like her solo arc this season she's so much more interesting without Ricky tbh
Aww Kourt you simp I love her and I'm so happy she's happy I wanna be wrong about Howie being a North High kid
Where is the mask??
OHMYGOD THESE KIDS COMING IN LIKE A HORROR MOVIE
Lily really wishes she was Jesse St. James huh; you could never Lily so stop
Andrew Barth Feldman and his cute little French accent I love him so much
Hnng Miss Jenn gonna get manipulated by this hoe. Omg wowow Zackey really is a hoe, making out with another girl before the show THE AUDACITY OF HIM SAYING MISS JENN WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH I WILL THROW HANDS WITH THIS MOFO
Wait the kids didn't steal it BUT WHAT IF ZACKEY DID
Ssjsgfajhdfg I CANNOT WITH ANDREW'S ACCENT but I can't tell if its really bad or really good but I'm also confused why didn't they just cast a French person as Antonie shshhs Antoine is adorableee and a little shit the best type of character
Lily is so annoying b y e sis bye and Olivia Keegan is talented I just wish they didn't make her character such a cartoony villain type
"How about if we bop to the top" SEBBY I LOVE YOU AND NEVER STOP BEING SO CUTE I SWEAR and Awww Carlos called him Honey I am s o f t
Hnng why do these fools are really gonna give into North High calling them chickens
OHHH NO SHE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT ABOUT ASHLYN FUCK A DANCE OFF I AM ABOUT TO THROW HANDS WITH A 16 YEAR OLD
"She told us not to dance with the enemy. She's better than this" No Sebby, she's not *cuts to her dancing with Zackey* AND OMG THE WAY I SAW THIS EDIT COMING BEFORE IT CAME
Ooooh I like this song wayyy more whatever the mess The Mob Song became (when I first heard it drop on Spotify yesterday) Around You is such a great song musically and lyrically very relevant to these two and gosh I love their voices together
They have so much chemistry damn, go home Mike (well he technically has oop) and Mr. Mazzara
YES YOU DO MISS JENN YOU ALWAYS HAD IT
Oh god this is the scene from the trailer; she's gonna make a move on Ricky isn't she?? Leave him alone Lily he doesn't need a 3rd girl to be confused about he needs a therapist
Lily shut the fuck up with quasi; STOP TRYING TO MAKE QUASI HAPPEN
"I love Nini's song" Sure, Jan.
...Okay yes you should have called him out but don't bait him LIKE THAT oop there's the scene from the trailer
Ohmygod is Andrew Barth Feldman gonna hit on Ashlyn
Okay this is so cute but also I am VERY annoyed with the way this show handles its characters like they aren't relevant or important unless they get into a relationship or a love triangle?? That's such a shitty way to give out screentime and arcs to characters. Is it not enough to develop the characters on their own and strengthen their friendship???
HUH TIM why you so obsessed with compulsory heterosexuality??(well also homosexuality for Seblos but they are the only ones I'm not annoyed with their relationship cos its a hella big step for Disney to have a gay couple and their relationship isn't in our faces or overshadows the plot and its just spinkles of cuteness every time they interact - they are honestly who Rini wishes they were; besties in love. They are a couple that Tim should be taking notes from; leave the relationship drama in the background, focus on the theatre and friendship aspect of everything)
My mini rant aside; this is a very adorable interaction between Ashlyn and Antoine.
"TOM HOLLAND ON STILTS" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT COMPARISON I AM SCREAMING ANTOINE THAT'S SO FUNNY
This is so funny he keeps picking out the hottest guys of the group; as if he himself isn't the French version of Big Red they look super alike ngl shshsh
WHY YOU RUIN IT WITH THAT ANTOINE I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU
Drama between Antoine and Red is already spicing up shshsh I cannot
Why are you so dramatic with the shuffle Lily gtfo of here...also this doesn't make sense?? She wasn't even on a BATB playlist; what if a non BATB song came on ahahah
Good to know they aren't big fans of The Mob Song like I am Awww EJ you cutie, okay I will appreciate the OG Mob Song just for you
OH WAIT HE PROLLY LIKES IT COS ITS A GASTON LED SONG TIM GIMME THE EJ SOLO I DESERVE IN THIS NUMBER
I'm being robbed of Gaston for the last 7 eps I at least deserve an EJ solo for compensation
The way the set looks straight out of Broadway but also like omg the blue lighting and fancy stage gave me intense flashbacks to that Glee episode where Vocal Adrenaline sang Bohemian Rhapsody
RICKY STOP BEING SALTY AND ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
OMG THE SUBTITLES SAID ITS HOWIE SINGING AS THE BEAST I FUCKING CALLED IT
Howie you hoe you gonna break my girl Kourtney's heart
Yeah...still not a fan of Antoine's Dance Remix
Yall know Gina would kill the dance number if she wasn't wearing that fit
Okay but it's Gaston led song WHY DOES EVERYONE BUT EJ HAVE A SOLO IN THIS SONG??
First the Beasts led it (Howie sounded better than Ricky ngl), then the Lumieres (their voices worked hella well together; I always forget what a talented singer Frankie is THEY NEED TO GIVE HIM A SOLO SONG) and now the Belles are going at it (Ashlyn's voice is superior)
BIG RED BEING JEALOUS AND SALTY IS SO FUNNY ITS LIKE A PUPPY BEING ANGRY I CRI
...Did anyone really win, Lily??? STFU
CARLOS IS RIGHT AND HE SHOULD SAY IT
Oooh I did see someone talk about this when the Rose Song dropped last week, apparently its illegal to add songs to a musical you're doing for a school play; I really thought the show would brush past that irl rule but I guess they are playing into it
THE WAY EVERYONE TURNED TO EJ FOR THE SPORTS METAPHOR I AM D Y I N G AND HIS FACE WAS GOLDEN! ITS LIKE THAT LISA SIMPSON MEME SHHSHSH
Okay Nini is being a little pissy about leaving her song out of the show and its a little selfish to wanna keep it at the risk of being disqualified but I also understand why she's hurt
Everyone is dog piling on her right now being against her idea and it feels like they are being against her song and her herself instead of them not wanting to be disqualified. Also like she poured her heart and soul into the song after Miss Jenn lowkey rushed her to write it. So I can see why this feels like a rejection of her and her song and why she's so hurt rather than her seeing the big picture right now
It doesn't help that Ricky said the final blow causing her to walk off
Okay maybe Zackey gets some rights for being chill and wanting the kids to be peers
THIS MOTHERFUCKER I KNEW HE WAS SHADY Also the way I gasped even though I predicted he stole the mask halfway through this ep shshsh
Stab him Miss Jenn STAB HIM
Bitch why you so threatened by East High if yall have such a Broadway-esque show planned??? They honestly should have stuck to the Little Mermaid; I really wanted to see the aquarium
"It's just a song Ricky" "A song can mean everything" Do you get deja vu? Anyone else getting intense flashbacks to Jan when DL first dropped and all the drama happened 👀
YES PLEASE STAY CO ANCHORS Gosh I love them so much esp once you take the romantic connotations out of their interactions
ROUGE GRAND I'M SCREAMING
I love this long take of checking in with everyone's relationship status (still hate how romantically focused this show has become but still a cool shot)
I K N E W IT I WAS RIGHT
Okay but like looking at Kourtney's face I have never wanted to be wrong so bad GOD I HATE IT HERE I really think he likes her and I hope they work it out
Nini setting up her own music acc feels like when Olivia rebranded her whole IG to be just for her music stuff - love this for both of them
AHHHHH SHE'S NINA NOW YALL
I know everyone loves her as Nini but like I have always loved the name Nina and it really suits her to be honest also shows how she's growing up now and kind of leans into the lyric "I won't be confined to your point of view" from The Rose Song because Nini is the nickname Ricky gave her so it shows that she's outgrowing him too and I love that for her!
Overall thoughts; they really crammed all the North High drama into one ep huh. Personally would have liked it if all of this was spread out throughout the last few episodes; like different hijinks for every episode. I'm just a big fan of properly setting up the overall arc over the season instead of patching it together closer to the climax/end of the show. Cos now it lowkey feels like two different seasons - 2A felt like The Rini/Rina Show esp with YAC storyline and whatever was going on with Rina and now 2B is finally feeling like what this season should have been all this time
#hsmtmts season 2#hsmtmts#hsmtmts spoilers#nina salazar roberts#gina porter#EJ Caswell#Ricky Bowen#Kourtney Green#Ashlyn Caswell#Seb Matthew Smith#carlos rodriguez#Big Red
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A/N: Am reposting two of my shelved discontinued fem!Hinata fics from my old blog here (for exposure ig? Also I didn't delete them completely there, they're just posted privately lol); for those who've read the original post before and wondering why this blog repost another blog's work, supplies~!! OP here, filling this blog with some Haikyuu content from last October. Enjoy ^^;; ALSO DO NOT SEND HATE ORZ smh
My Masterlist
Prologue | 01 | Omake 01
tho it doesn't looked like an extra chapter at all smh ahaha
Omake 01
wc: 1.9k words
warning: mentions of thigh touching (and probs kidnapping but not implied), a bit of OOC-ness, a few ‘damn’ mentions.
note: indented paragraphs -> flashbacks
*NOTE: since purple/violet is unavailable via PC (using desktop beta lol), I'll use yellow for Ushijima instead.
“…ta…nata…Hinata!”
A female’s voice continued calling her from her deep slumber.
The faint smell of ammonia wafted in the air.
Eyelids slowly opened as she regained consciousness.
“Ah, thank goodness you’re awake now, Hina-chan!”
“Yachi-san?” She groggily glanced at her friend.
“I’ll tell the others she’s awake!” Suddenly, the owner of that voice earlier, Date Tech’s manager, Nametsu Mai, stood up and headed outside the door. Yachi nodded her thanks.
“W-what happened… Where am I? Is this not our—the managers’—room?” she asked.
Hinata started to sit up from where she was laying but wobbled.
Luckily, Yachi and their second-year senpai Kinoshita Hisashi helped her out and gently positioned their fellow member on one corner of the classroom-slash-makeshift sleeping area.
Her senpai sheepishly replied to Hinata, “This is Date Tech’s sleeping quarters. We were having our first practice match of the day, against them, when Sugawara-san called to inform that they’ve found you together with Shiratorizawa, and their captain carried you on—“
The decoy shivered, thinking about the restroom incident hours ago.
“—and fainted on Ushijima’s shoulder. Ma~n, Suga-san’s so furious back then Kageyama had to stop him from killing them.” Kinoshita chuckled.
“Your room’s kinda far away from where they found you, so the managers decided to drop you off here since it’s the nearest one.”
Hinata sweatdropped, a bit embarrassed.
“Ah… thank you, and sorry for whatever inconvenience I have caused earlier…”
Yachi shook her head. “No, no, it’s fine! You’ve done nothing wrong, Hina-chan~,” she grinned at the orange-haired girl.
Smiled back also.
Then she suddenly facepalmed. “I forgot about the practice match! Is it still going yet?”
“It finished an hour ago, we lost—2-1,” a scowling Kageyama answered, trudging towards the three.
“K-k-kageyama…!!!” the female middle blocker blanched with fear, hands gripping the blanket draped on her lap, while the raven-haired setter shot a menacing glare at her, which she averted. “I’m… I’m sorry for—“
“Are you alright?” he quietly asked Hinata, his hand perched on her head.
His deep blue eyes swimming with concern and worry.
She felt a slight flush on her cheeks while meeting his gaze.
“H-hai, I’m fine!” the chibi assured Kageyama. “Nothing to worry about, Bakayama-kun~!”
And she smiled at him.
The boy suddenly became hot and turned to look away from her, hiding his flustered face with the back of his hand.
“H-hinata boke… idiot,” Kageyama stuttered, his heart thumping louder than normal.
Ahh… he sure is whipped for Hinata, that Kageyama boy, Kinoshita thought, shaking his head.
While their blonde manager only giggled.
Recovering from his blushing mess a while ago, the raven-haired setter took a deep breath, narrowed his eyes at Hinata and quipped.
“But I guess you do know that we lost in the match earlier because of your carelessness around your surroundings, right, dumbass?”
He smirked.
This pissed the female decoy and threw in some punches at Kageyama, which he constantly dodged. “Shut up, you!! I said I’m sorry, alright?!”
“No, you did not!”
“Yes, I did, Bakayama!”
There goes their ‘lovers’ quarrel’ again… hahaha…
“Hinata!” Sugawara’s sweet voice boomed inside the room as he entered together with their team’s captain Sawamura Daichi. Beside them tagged along Hinata’s friend from Date Tech, fellow middle blocker Aone Takanobu.
“Ah, Sugawara-san!” The first-year idiot duo stopped their bickering when the gray-haired setter all of a sudden hugged her.
Hc’d Suga and Hinata are chummy-chummy but in a mother/daughter sort of way.
He is, after all, Karasuno’s Sugamama.
“Honey, are you alright now? Did those Shiratorizawa bastards hurt you? Don’t lie to me!” She blinked in reply, baffled.
He might cry in an instant now—
“Oi, Suga, calm down,” Daichi said, drawing circles at the fellow third-year’s back to calm him down.
Aone then stepped closer besides Hinata and sat with his legs crossed, his eyes gazing at hers like Kageyama’s.
“Are you okay?” he asked her, his deep voice nearly startled both Hinata, Yachi and Kinoshita.
Date Tech’s one-third of the famous Iron Wall is a man of few words, and his replies were mostly grunts, hand gestures, and nods.
So it’s rare for him to speak, or ask a question, especially to a member of the opposite sex—or, in this case, at Karasuno’s Number 10. At Hinata Shouyou.
She held both hands at Aone’s now flustered cheeks, and grinned.
“I’m okay now, Aone-san! Don’t worry too much~ nn?” She tilted her head while looking at him.
C-cute… she’s cute, No-Eyebrows thought to himself. Even the other boys thought so, too.
Then he nodded.
Hinata patted his shoulders. “Good!”
Ahhh the power of friendship, feat. AoHina—
“Say, Hina-chan,” Yachi looked at the orange-haired girl. “Care to say to us why you fainted on Ushijima-san’s shoulder?”
The chibi stilled herself, cheeks starting to get a bit red. Kageyama noticed it.
“A-a-ano!! H-hinata-chan, it’s o-okay if you d-don’t have to tell us! S-sorry for asking such a foolish q-question—“
“Yachi-san, calm yourself down, too—,” the captain sweatdropped.
Looking at the people around her, Hinata slowly opened her mouth to speak.
“My thighs are kind of ticklish when being touched,” she muttered, face in an embarrassed state.
“Ha?” “Ticklish?”
“He—Ushijima-san touched the back of my thighs, but just to keep myself from falling down his shoulder!” the female middle blocker said aloud, pouting. “That’s why I… f-fainted earlier.”
Her partner remembered the face she made while being carried on Ushijima Wakatoshi’s shoulder.
“USHIJIMA-SA—hyaah! …P-please… stop—“
A vein pop ticked on the raven-haired setter’s face, his jawline twitching slightly.
Kageyama’s fists gripped hard, his face a big scowling mess.
Damn that Ushiwaka guy—
Another dark aura emitted on another corner as vein pops ticked on both Dadchi and Sugamama.
Wearing their scary faces.
Both Hinata, Yachi and Kinoshita panicked, while Aone furrowed his brows.
“Did you bring some shovels, Daichi?”
“They’re inside the bus compartment, Suga.”
“Good. We’re digging some graves for some perverted volleyball dorks to bury down later—wanna help us, Kageyama?”
———
Meanwhile, at Shiratorizawa’s side of the training camp, the members were at the sidelines, taking a break from practice when—
“ACHOO!!!” Tendou sniffled for the nth time already ever since coming back to the gym with Ushijima after the incident with Karasuno’s Number 10. “Uh, yizz…”
“Tendou-san, are you really alright?” their team’s first-year ace-in-the-making Goshiki Tsutomu asked, his face scrunched with worry. “You’re sneezing constantly.”
The redhead shook it off with a wave of his hand in reply, and smiled grimly.
“Yeah, I’m a-OK, thanks for your concern, Tsutomu-kun!”
“Oi, are you sick?” Shiratorizawa’s team mom third-year setter Semi Eita stared at his fellow third-year teammate with disgust. “If you are, please stay away from us! We don’t wanna get infected by your cold… Goshiki, don’t go near him!” “Eh? But, senpai—“
Tendou narrowed his eyes on him. “Semi-Semi, if I do have a cold, I will first go straight at ya and share my germs, duh!”
“DON’T CALL ME BY THAT STUPID NICKNAME, YOU IDIOT!” the team mom seethed, throwing a pack of tissues at the middle blocker in reply, hitting his arm.
A quarrel ensued at Shiratorizawa—
“Okay, guys, that’s enough! Save your bickering later at lunch period,” another third-year, Oohira Reon, chided and managed to stop both Tendou and Semi from tearing off their heads.
While the rest of the team just sighed and/or watched at a distance.
“Ano sa…”
Some of them turned their heads at the semi-deep voice of second-year starting setter Shirabu Kenjiro.
Idk how to describe voice ranges ‘cept high-pitch, deep blah blah sorry—
“Tendou-san, you mentioned earlier that you and Ushijima-san met Karasuno’s Number 10, right?”
“Aye~ we have!” the redhead then nudged Ushijima, who was sitting near him, on the side. “Right, Wakatoshi-kun?”
He nodded. “Un. We met Hinata Shouyou early this morning, outside the gym.”
“EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! You two met that cute sunshine already upon arrival!?!!” Both their libero, Yamagata Hayato, and middle blocker, Kawanishi Taichi, squawked at their captain.
Their faces looked like (‘◉⌓◉’), with Kawanishi gripping the collar of Shirabu’s shirt, shaking wildly.
“T-taichi, stop shaking me, goddammit—!” Whack!
Said second-year middle blocker started to wail in a dramatic way.
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY—!!”
Dunno how to grasp Kawanishi’s personality here tbh so stfu dejk—
“We were about to bring her here back though…” Then Ushijima’s usual stoic face darkened a bit.
“…if only those Karasuno setters didn’t show up.”
“Ah, that Kageyama guy and their vice-captain, isn’t it? Number 2?” Shirabu pointed out. “That guy’s really scary even though he has the face of an angel; their captain also.”
Oohira asked, “Wait… so you two attempted to kidnap the girl?”
“No, no, ‘kidnapping’ will only cause us trouble,” Tendou said, waving his hand in a disapproving way.
“Let’s call it ‘luring her with some sweets then put her inside a potato sack’—“
“ARE YOU A DOWNRIGHT LOLICON!?!!” Semi screamed straight at the Guess Monster’s face, pissed at his earlier statement.
Tendou vs Semi, Round 2–
“I-I heard from Date Tech’s Koganegawa-san that Hinata-chan fainted on you, Ushijima-san,” Goshiki stammered, red tinge on both his cheeks due to embarrassment, maybe? “Is that true?”
Ushiwaka nodded curtly. “Ye—“
“EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SHE DID WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!!” Both Yamagata and Kawanishi squawked again, interrupting his response.
Their faces now looked like (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾, with Kawanishi again gripping the collar of Shirabu’s shirt, shaking wildly.
“KAWANISHIIIIII!” An uppercut.
Chaos ensued inside the Shiratorizawa Academy (High School Division) Men’s Volleyball Club.
Their captain declared to himself, his olive-colored eyes shone with determination:
We will take Hinata Shouyou here, in Shiratorizawa. She should have (come here). Whatever the consequences be.
“WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SLACKING OFF, YOU NIMRODS!!! GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO PRACTICE!!!!”
“HAI!!!!”
———
How did the supposed-to-be ‘rumor’ begin? It all started when…
“Aaaarrrggghhh!! This is not right, Ryuu!”
“Huh? What d’you mean ‘not right’, Noya?”
“I want to sit next to our cute kouhai Shouyou on the bus earlier, but it’s always that bastard Kageyama who gets to sit beside her!! Hnnnnnngh—!!! He gets to touch Shouyou’s hair whenever she dozes off, or place her head on his shoulder to sleep on! Or-or maybe even take a candid shot of her sleeping cutely—dammit!!! This is frustrating!!!!!”
“Ahhh~ I know how you feel, bro! I, too, want to sit next to our precious Hinata-chan on the bus! B-but… Noya, what about Kiyoko-san?”
“Ryuu bro, our loyalty is always on our beautiful goddess Kiyoko-san—BUT SHE’S DIFFERENT FROM SHOUYOU! Our kouhai is literally the epitome of a living sunshine~! She cures our blues away! Remember that time during our match with Wakunan, when you were kind of down about Daichi-san’s injury then Shouyou suddenly hugged and peppered you with words of encouragement?”
“Oh, yeah! It calmed my senses down… and also! Remember when you came back from your suspension, and me and Hinata noticed bruises—“
idk I really need to refresh my HQ knowledge by rereading the whole manga orz—
“—on your arms? Ma~n, she freaked out and began applying those with some ointment she had in her bag. And you told me later that time Hinata’s hands were very soft even though she spiked and blocked so many balls in her lifetime? Also that expression on your face! So priceless!”
“Ahhhh~ I wanna touch Shouyou’s soft hands again longer! Not just a high five—but holding hands!”
“Me too~ Damn, I wish there’d be some kind of (rotational?) seating arrangement whenever we’re on the bus, traveling to matches and stuff…”
“Ryuu! Noya! Heya!”
“Tora! Our shitty (city) boy from Tokyo—wassup!”
“We can’t wait to play another game against you guys later! ww”
“Same here!”
“Ah, what are you guys talking about?”
“OUR PRECIOUS KOUHAI HINATA/SHOUYOU!!!”
“Eh? Shrimpy-chan? What about her?”
“It’s like this….—“
The two crows and mohawked cat walked their way inside the camp premises, talking.
Unbeknownst to them, two eagles accidentally eavesdropped on the earlier conversation.
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#hinata shoyo#hinata genderbend#fem!hinata shoyo#female hinata shoyo#haikyuu#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu scenarios#haikyuu crack#haikyuu fluff#ish#?#hinata x all#is that a valid tag?#haikyuu drabbles#addictive sunshine#karasuno#date tech#shiratorizawa#slight#nekoma#*shrugs*#🐱saku.fic#🐱saku.rbs
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Season 3 episode 3 commentary with my sister:
How old are these actors?
*informs her they are 1 and 2 yrs younger than her*
Okay cool, just checking..
*fake British accent* Even, Even, wherefore art thou Even?
Okay things I don’t need: that dude’s ass
Jokes aside...it hurts me to see how unhappy Robbe is every time he is with Noor
Oh shit..he has abs? That was unexpected
Take your shit and run!!
Oh that’s nice of him to text his-- or not..
Who is you??
OMG!!! IS THAT HIM? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MOTHER FUCKER!?
Wait what...Robbe and I are equally confused..
Istg if this is just some dude, I’m gonna lose it
Booking.com?! LOOOOL
Woah what! He said ‘‘LOL at you, you gullible little boy..now come with me…’
Why is he so pretty? Why can he pull off bleached hair?
There it is again..wtf is an alle??
Sander, you say?...love it, love you, nice to meet you, i have a lot of questions
Hahahaha what a whipped bitch already!! You took the title of Whipped-est Bitch Around from Senne…
Holy shit we are only 4 minutes into this episode? I’ve never felt more alive
Their first date is at a fucking grocery store...what a pair of legends
Wtf is this scanner thing? Nevermind I don’t have time for that
Wait, does he know Amber?
Umm....I have so many inappropriate comments about that face he just made
RIP to Bowie, don’t know a single song but RIP
Yikes..please don’t tell Sander i just said that
I have to stop talking...his voice is very soothing (...good luck with that Kennedy)
What a fucking dork! I love him. Marry me.
Robbe has smiled more in this one scene than he has all season
OMG why are they so cute?!
Also...who is paying for this shit?
Did he just tell him he is expensive?!
Pause it!! I just need to appreciate the fact that Robbe was so happy...is it just me or does him finally meeting Sander feel different than when Isak met Even? ...okay you can play it
Noor you are looking rough, honey
Fucking Amber...get out of here with your bullshit lists
On the bright side..HE’S BACK!
Wtf is a croque?
Robbe...literally no one cares what Amber says
Okay he’s got jokes! I see you, Sander!
PAUSE IT! Go back! ...that boy really just looked him in the eye while on his knees?! Fucking amazing! Hahahaha
Disaster gay in the kitchen
Oh shit...the looks between these two!!
This dude’s reaction to Bowie..
No traditions? ...bummer
Oh shiiiiiit Robbe! (Robbe watching Sander lick the joint paper)
Idk who is more in love, Robbe, Sander or me
Did he just feed him?!?! This man…
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!?!?!?! Pause that shit!
Please tell me that is not Britt...istg I am gonna throw myself off this fucking roof!! Remember when i said i couldn’t hate her more?...I lied. Someone buy this girl a ticket home, hell my broke ass will even pay for it! ...I guess you can play it...fucking hell..*face palms*
Same, Robbe, same…
Dumb jokes?? Stfu…
God damn it! We are back to sad Robbe..
Sander needs to get away from both Moyo and Britt
He’s not being social because he is depressed af...leave him be
That sounds like a terrible camp
He is indeed very cool...best thing you’ve ever said Noor
Ugh..back to them kissing
HE’S LOOKING!!! Sander’s eyes just murdered Noor
Paintball? Oh hell yes!
Let’s just shoot Moyo and Britt
LOOOOOOL Sander dude wtf
Britt you are making me hate you more and more…
You’re damn right you won!
There goes Robbe smiling again..I wonder why
The irony of Robbe giving advice on girls
Luca and Aaron would have nice curly haired babies
Sigh…(Sander and Britt kissing)
*Jim Halpert voice* what. is. going. on? (start of the vlog)
Every time I see Sander with Britt, a puppy dies somewhere
Is this for a vlog or for like a satanic ritual?
Sander is so sweet, helping everyone get out the window
Party time!! *dances*
Sander is looking great in the lighting
OOP! They’re eyeing each other again!
For real though...Sander looks good
God damnit! I hate angry Robbe...everyone just leave him alone,..with Sander.
Wait why are they dressed up like that?
Robbe’s hair is on another level
A sexy corpse?? Amber, girl..no
Jana and Jens...interesting, moving on..
Hey you sir, get away from Zoe
R + N? Oh sweetie, no..
Oh shit, hell yes to this song!
Oh there goes Sander and Britt...a puppy just died
Robbe jealousy level 100
Holy fuuuuuck! This has a whole different energy then Evak..
Well hot damn...that just happened...everyone still breathing?
Ofc Amber is telling everyone what to do
Let the man have his coffee
Yes! Help him with the bottles!
Hahahah Sander is a whole ass mood when it comes to Amber
The relationship is going great...except you know, he’s gay
Sounds like it’s time to break up, Sander
Fuck Britt
6 MONTHS?!
Robbe eye fucks Sander for a hot minute while kissing other people, but Sander goes near him and he has gay panic x10
Oh sweet Robbe a pro/con list??
What? No! You will!
Ugh...he’s kinda standing in front of you
I’ll tell you where...right in front of you!
DO IT! Yes!
Ugh..Luca, I love you but now is not the time
Why do these two have better chemistry than me and my bf of over a year??
#wtfock#kennedy watches wtfock#happy bday to kennedy#she has no idea her bday is on such a special day
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heyyy i just read your "The Reason I Stay" fic and i have to say im soooooo hyped uppppppp, can i request straykids ot9 headcanons of them being drunk? thxxxx happy new year~
omg I love you anonnie!!!!! Happy new year! And ofc you can, here you go~
(update: no more ot9 cuz no)
Stray Kids When They’re Drunk
Chan
This boi probably got drunk cuz he was stressed af
So be prepared for him to be rambling a lot
“Ahhhh I just can’t seem to get this song right!”
And you’ll be like “shut up chris go to bed it’s 4 am”
Is he gonna listen?
No
“ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!?!?!?!?!!!??!”
“No chris-”
“MY GIRL/BOYFRIEND DOESN’T LOVE MEEEEEEE”
(facepalms)
Tbh you just want him to stfu and go to sleep cuz he’s been awake for over 40 hours at least (plus it’s 4 am you need sleep too)
“Channie baby?”
“Yes?”
“Are you sleepy?”
“No.”
“Do you want cuddles?”
“Yes.”
“Channie I’m sleepy.”
“Oh……” (pouts)
“Are you sleepy?”
“Yes”
Minho
This boi is a tsundere, so that means he’s only truthful when drunk (not exactly but you get it)
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET HIM TO TELL YOU CRINGY STUFF
“Minnie, who am I?”
“Y/N~”
“Who’s y/n?”
“My girl/boyfriend~”
“Is s/he pretty?”
“Yesssss! S/he the prettiest girl/boy I’ve ever met! I’m so lucky to have her/him as my girl/boyfriend!”
“Do you love her/him?”
“Uh-huh, I love her/him to the moon and back! But…… ”
“But what?”
“But I’m too shy to tell her/him that…… can you tell her/him for me?”
You smile and rub his hair
“Yes of course, I’ll tell her/him for you”
Changbin
Gets on the table and starts singing random love songs
Jumping around like a three-year-old
You get embarrassed and try to pull him off the table
“Stopppppp I’m trying to show my love for you!”
“Binnie, we have other ways to show our love right? Get off the table and I’ll take you home yeah?”
Changbin stops to comprehend what you just said
“Do I get extra cuddles and kisses?”
“Yes”
“Are we home yet?”
“Binnie…come off the table first”
Hyunjin
You dragged him home after his bet with Jisung to see who could drink more without passing out
“I wonnnnnnn! Complement me y/n!!!!!”
Hyunjin kicked his shoes off and jumped onto the sofa, yelling proudly
“Okay okay big baby, you won, I’m soooo proud of you! But can we be just a little bit quieter? It’s pretty late and we don’t want people knocking on our doors do we now? ”
“Hehehehe, jinnie will keep quiet!”
“Good jinnie” you say while sitting down on the couch next to him
He stares at you while smiling like a puppy
“Y/n~”
“Yes?”
“I love you~”
“Why so suddenly?”
You weren’t complaining tho
Hyunjin purses his mouth and scootches closer to you
“I want belly rubs”
Oh, that’s why
Jisung
This boy starts to try and flirt with you
“Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girl/boyfriend.”
“Jisung honey, we’ve been dating for 4 years.”
“You are???? That Jisung guy is so lucky!!!!”
“Jisung……”
“Will you be my girl/boyfriend? I bet I’m 100,000 times better than that Jisung guy! Just dump him already!!”
“No, I’ll never dump him, he’s waaaaay too cute. ”
“Am I not cute……” He looked like he was about to cry
Dummy
“Yes you are cute.”
“Then, then am I cuter or is he cuter?”
Is he srsly being jealous of himself?
Yes he is
“Jisung honey, just go to sleep”
“With you?”
“Yes, yes, with me”
Felix
Felix seems like that guy to just fall asleep immediately after getting drunk
But if he was awake, he’d definitely be on the more quiet side
Like he’s just thinking about life
(you)
And being an angsty teen
VERY insecure
“Y/N, why are you dating someone like me?”
“What a question lixie, why wouldn’t I date you?”
“It’s just…there are so many people out there better than I am…Channie hyung, for example, he can produce music, he’s a better rapper, a better singer, heck, he’s could be in the dance line if he wanted to…… I just don’t see the point of you picking me over someone like him…”
“Well, there is one thing he can’t do but you did in a second.”
“Huh?”
“You won my heart.”
Seungmin
I see Seungmin as a more mature guy compared to the others
But that changes when he gets drunk
He knows he’s crazy when he’s drunk so he barely ever drinks
Most definitely not when you’re around
But there was that one time
On Changbin’s birthday
You got a call from Chan telling you to come and get him
He rarely needed you to do anything for him, so this was something new
You just thought that he was tired or wanted to get home earlier
You didn’t expect him to be drunk
(and super cute)
“DON’T TOUCH MEEEEEEE”
“Minnie calm down, it’s me”
“WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE’S MY Y/N”
“Minnie……”
You try to hold his hand but he refuses your touch
Which kinda hurt you a little
But that hurt disappeared very quickly when he says
“I SAID DON’T TOUCH ME I HAVE A GIRL/BOYFRIEND”
Okay you guess you’ll forgive him
Jeongin (Ik he’s a baby but bare with me)
This baby doesn’t know what’s happening
He’s just looking at all his hyungs going crazy in different ways
He had a few sips cuz Hyunjin forced him to
And now he feels like his world is spinning around
“Noona/Hyung where are you I’m scared”
You got a call from him
And you thought he was in trouble or something
“Where are you innie? Stay calm, Noona/Hyung is coming to get you.”
“I’m, I’m in the bar with all the hyungs and they’re all going crazy”
“……Did you drink too?”
“May-maybe?”
“(sighs) Okay, send me your address and stay right there, don’t go anywhere yeah?”
“Okay……”
When you arrive, you see him sitting very formally and upright
How cute
“Whoaaaaa! There are sooooo many Noona/Hyungs!!!! One, two, three…..Four!! Hehehe, so many…..”
#stray kids#stray kids imagines#stray kids fluff#stray kids reactions#stray kids scenarios#bangchan#Lee Minho#seo changbin#hwang hyunjin#han jisung#lee felix#kim seungmin#yang jeongin
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She-Ra season 5 thoughts
A chaotic summary of my feelings/ reactions of each episode! Spoilers. Obviously.
Episode 1 — Horde Prime
- First of...Adora stop throwing yourself into battle challenge - "You're not She-Ra anymore" — TELL HER SIS - The way Catra was so smug but Glimmer was not having any of it "You're just as alone as I am" if that ain't the truth idk what is - Catra wanting the climb up the ranks? Sis I don't think so let's see how long that lasts - The DINNER pissed me the fuck OFF - Oh yeah here's my obligatory SW FUCK OFF CHALLENGE - Micah, King, glare at her!! Yes!! - The way Scorpia said "Catra thought my singing was annoying" honey - That clone was SO annoying stfu about Prime being omniscient and omnipresent and shit like ugH idC - Bow and Adora are the BROTP - Scorpia stinging Adora to keep her safe - and that's on friendship - The way Prime INSTANTLY called Catra out "Adora means something to you" listen I hate the gay but damn he's smart. He saw right through her act. - "Adora chose her side and I chose mine" that doesn't mean you don't still care Catraaa - Also that was REALLL quick lmaoo the way five seconds she was like "imma climb up the ranks" then in about two secs HP was like "sis I have no use for you" - "What are you going to do to me?" IM CRYING - Adora and those weird flashback PTSD things -- are u okay sis?? - This was the first episode and I already want to cry so....wow
Episode 2 — Launch
- Adora omg she's so fatigued girl S L E E P - Bow getting pissed at everyone for not letting her rest...what a king - Catra disobeying HP and talking back to that clone but then HP took its form...fuck man that shit scary - STOP CALLING HER LITTLE SISTER CHALLENGE JESUS FUCK - Everyone hates Entrapta wow ouch - Literally Entrapta being horny over robots is hilarious lmaoo - Mermista is a great leader and they worked so well together ahhh! I'm loving Scorpia and Frosta's friendship - Entrapta got the signal!! I'm proud - Adora stop following holograms and illusions challenge - Adora being all like "I don't know my destiny anymore but I know I need to save my friend." LIKE YES HONEY - Glimmer is sO volatile like honey,, did you need to break HP's crystal ball thingy?? DID U?? - also she knows her dad is alive now and that H U R T S ++ I bet she doesn't know the sword is broken so fuckkl - Micah as She-Ra?? something I never knew I needed - SW not being in this episode at all? love that for us - "I reinstate my horray" I LOVE YOU SCORPIA - "Can you stay?" MY FUCKING HEART GLITRA FRIENDSHIP HERE WE COME
Every episode I just feel immense f E AR
Episode 3 — Corridors
- THIS STARTS W BABY CATRA AND ADORA?? NOELLE WHY ARE TRYNA KILL US?? - Catra and Glimmer talking about sleepovers and Adora...damn my heart - Adora and her stupid ponytail 💀 - "I'll never say sorry!" - THE WAY YOUNG CATRA WAS SO JEALOUS EYE— - "There's no one in the entire universe who cares about me." - "Im sorry! For everything." IM SO UPSET WTF - CATRA IS FUCKED BUT SHE SAVED GLIMMER - HP GTFO CHALLENGE - I'm so proud of my baby tho wow... - What the fuck we gone do now? - so much happened in this episode so this is a lot shorter because my brain is numb. Catra is gonna get brainwashed?? isn't she?? - "I want to do that one good thing in my life." IM CRYING Y'ALL
Episode 4 —Stranded
- Adora is like "Catra, Catra?? saved you?? wtaf?” Lmaoo - Bow and Glimmer fighting is hurting my HEART - KYLE HAS A CRUSH ON ROGELIO?? SCORPIA DONE EXPOSED IT AHHH - Swifty tryna contact Adora?? kinda cute - him impersonating everyone was onbrand and kinda funny ngl - The way Adora is like "it's complicated" lmaoo girl everything is w you - I live the star siblings omg yeS - "I have to save someone. Someone I—" omFG ADORA - Adora is S T R O N K - she GLOWED OMFG SHE RA?? IS THAT U?? - BOW AND GLIMMER BEING OKAY?? MAYBE - Etherians really are wilding out here - YESSS THEY JOINING THE REBELLION - "Maybe we'll never be friends like we used to be." Glimmer...I love her sm - "I can't just leave her there. I have to try." Adora actually cares so much about her!! and I love Glimmer being supportive wow we love a queen! - THE BEST FRIEND SQUAD IS BACK TOGETHER!! LETS GOO - "She-Ra is back." Swift Wind is annoying but thank you. thank you for saying that horse.
I literally threw my hoodie across the room and forgot that I did that wow lmao
Episode 5 — Save the Cat
- My friend who's ahead me said wait for episode 5 now I'm fucking S H OO K - this episode name has me shook I can't - its WRITTEN BY NOELLE?? WE'RE FUCKED - I love Wrong Hordak SM what an idiot - Catradora really is gonna be canon wow - WTAF IS THAT SHE IS NOT MY CATRA SHE IS A CLONE her hair tho?? kinda nice - the way HP said "your Catra." like low-key he said gay rights - "You broke my heart. And he has made me whole again." - "We both know I don't matter" and "you're and idiot" "I know" THESE TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER - SHE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF FOR HER - the way she's holding her?? so soft - SHE RA IS LOOKING FLY -- and is she taller?? - "You miscalculated" YES QUEEN I LOVE HER. THAT WHOLE FIGHT SCENE WAS AMAZING - FuCK HORDEP PRIME - Darla is the best Light Hope SUX - the "Hey, Adora" was SO SOFT IM SO HAPPY
That episode really hiT different Catradora is DEFINITELY canon EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU NOELLE
Episode 6 - Taking Control
- Adora. Chill. - Catra's trauma...wow - honestly I have SO MUCH TO SAY and so little at all. - The ending w Catra joining was so cute and all the Catradora interactions are SENDING ME this is the development I need - "Adora. Stay." MY HEART - thank fuck that chip is gone YAY - Entrapta and Catra making up? Catra saying "Thank you and I'm sorry" her least favourite words -- characters DEVELOPMENT - The way Catra blushed when Adora transformed GIRL YOURE GAY - SHERAS POWER IS TOO MUCH SLAY GIRL - Horde Prime FucK off challenge I hate him - Micah tryna be a father figure? cute - the endING FUCK WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT SPINNERALLA??? POOR NETOSSA
okay but where tf is DT, KYLE, LONNIE AND ROGELIO??
my mum is so tired of me screaming lmaoo
Episode 7 — Perils Of Peekabloo
- Catra just SAT on Adora's lap the PDA is unmatched - We love a filler wow - we literally can't trust anyone this shit sucks - SCORFUMA STANS STAY WINNING - Mermista and Seahawk kinda cute tho (the heart eyes) - DT I KNEW IT - CASH KITTEN? EYE—JUST SAY SUGAR MOMMA AND GO - NETOSSA DOESN'T DESERVE THIS - MERMISTA TO - EVERYONE is chipped WTF - DT is a theatre gay through and through - THEY'RE FUCKED WE'RE FUCKED - NOOOO SCORPIA 😭😭😭 - "I'm the muscle, remember?" - SCORPIA'S POWER, HER REACH, IT'S AMAZING - everything is going downhill FAST - "Happy Anniversary" EYE—😭😭😭😭😭
well that sucked What the fuck we gone do now?
Episode 8 - Shot in the Dark
- The soft smile Catra gave Adora while teasing? love that - loving this new squad - the wAY HER TAIL FLUFFED UP SHES SO SCARED MAN - Wrong Hordak is my main g - the LAUGHING!! THE BLUSHING!! EVERYONE CAN SMELL THE GAY TENSION - omg Catra being the brains of the operation?? yes please - "Catra's first mission" THEY'RE SO OBNOXIOUS I LOVE THEM - "I'm going to kill your friends." "Please don't." we are ASCENDING - Casta? Strike her down anyway please 🙏 - Adora is SO WHIPPED the way she blushed at Catra making the door - "It's such a cute sneeze" BOW KNOWS IT CATRA IS CUTE AND THATS THE TEA - literallyyyy I hate SW GTFO CHALLENGE get OFF my screen 😡 - CATRA WHY DID YOU LUNGE AT THAT THING?? - OMFG MAGICAT?? (Nope dumb bitch) - "I'm coming!" "Hurry." - "I'm sorry. I got angry. It's something I'm working on" ADORA GLOWED AND SAID "You are?" WE LOVE SELF GROWTH AHH - It was Catra's hand OMFG IN THE TRAILER - Adora and cat thing being magic? we love it - MELOG IS SO CUTE and Catra can talk to it?? wowow - they love taking strays lmao - Wrong Hordak's character arc is the best one in the show - CATRA HAS AN IDEA?? YES - Preach Casta shut Weaver up - "That about sums it up, yes." I love them as a team - the hand holding? so cutee Catra don't pretend you're not whipped - oml Glimmer kissing Catra before Adora? EYE— Glitra shippers gonna be so happy at that one moment lmaoo - THEY'RE HOMEEEE
ahhh we're getting close to the end nooo
Episode 9 —An ill Wind
- oh god oh god - Catra is so badass with Melog i LOVE HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL - having to fight your own wife? that shit sucks - Erelandia? it's free - omg HP is angry asfff - FROSTA CHILL SHE PUNCHED HER HARD - Adora and Catra are soft 🥺 that's all I have to say
Episode 10 — Return to the Fright Zone
- omg are we gonna see Kyle?? Lonnie? Rogelio?? (also nope, stupid hoe) - okay but Netossa getting screentime? YES PLEASE - I love the intro sm ahhhh - also her knowing everyone's weakness? love that shit - ouch Perfuma ouch didn’t have to go so hard on Catra and YET - omg I forgot Bow's dads existed - "Mostly bad memories" 😔😔😔 - competitive gfs for the win - Catra FLEW tho WOW Scorpia is STRONK - the dad jokes are immaculate - "I'm working is being a better friend. That has to count for something right?" - "We don't throw tanks at our friends" sis you don't give flowers to your them at this current time either - "why did I get stuck with the water Princess?" Catra...baby I love you - omg there's a fail safe THANK FUCK I was legit speechless - "There's real power in love and friendship" preACH IT GIRLIE - SCORPIA FIGHT IT YESSS - legit forgot Spinny and Netossa were fighting lmao oof - FINALLY ANGST OVER THE WIVES ARE BACK - omg THE PAN TO ADORA ABOUT BEING VULNERABLE AHHHH - Perfuma is Catra's therapist that's my headcanon - OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT SW FUCK SHIT CATRA BABY IM SORRY
damn I'm stressed out
Episode 11 — Failsafe
- Weaver STFU challenge - them taking about their abuse? we love to see - "We— I could really use your help" KILL ME NOW THEY'RE TOO MUCH - "Not because I like you" she says SMILING - Melog is Catra's affectionate side prove me wrong - Stan Entrapta for clear skin - SW doesn't deserve rights (as per usual) - DONT TOUCH HER BITCH LITERALLYYYY WHYYY - and now She Ra is glitching?? fuck - Catra is so jumpy eye— "Trust Me" MY HEART SBSBDB - Weaver really called her a DISTURBANCE STFU 💀💀💀 - Entrapta and bird horse ftw what a tag team - OMG NO BE CAREFUL - "Did you just jump in fire to save me?" SHE WAS SO SMUG - can SW burn like... now? - "It's none of your business" LITERALLY BUTT OUT - "Catra, she distracts you, confuses you." WEAVER I FUCKING HATE YOU SM I FUCKING I WILL PUNCH MY SCREEN - Entrapdak being a thing? I do not know how to feel - "Your imperfections are beautiful." I am.... conflicted - SW doesn't deserve screen time - Catra is an i no cap (I genuinely have no clue what I meant so sorry about that) - i think the fuck not - this episode is so stressful - Catra saving Adora >>>>>>>>> - what an awful reunion for Glimmer damn - "It doesn't always have to be you!" IKR IT SHOULD BE WEAVER - fuck dark magic fuck it all - Catra's upset?? no my baby 🥺 - this whole episode is just traumatising - Adora's heart do be glowing - Catra's LEAVING?? why?? - "What do you want Adora?" - MY HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE 😭😭 - omg this time instead of Adora leaving it's Catra (you are a dumbass DUH) - that H U R T S - ADORA TELL HER YEs QUEEN
omg HEART NEXT???
Episode 12 — Heart Part 1
- I am not prepared for this - Adora...baby I'm so sorry - Glimbow moment with a banjo?? that was cute - Adora really is a party popper - "Adora doesn't want me. Not like I want her." AND THAT'S ON LESBIANISM BUT ALSO FUCKING OUCH - but really Catra...do you really think Adora doesn't want you? girl are youb B L I N D?? - Wrong Hordak is MY GUY - Stan the rebellion for clear skin - NOOO WHAT THE FUCK MY HEART DON'TPLAY WITH ME LIKE THAT THEY NEARLY KISSED AND IT WAS A FUCKING SIMULATION - real Catra be CAREFUL - "We have to warn Adora" YES SIS WARN YOUR GF - "I thought I could make my own destiny" U STILL CAN SIS - I'm scared I'm fucking scared - my HEART IS BEATINGG FASTT - I really hate Horde Prime uhhhhhhhgg - for once in your sorry life do something good Weaver jfc - "I can't leave her behind again" - BEST FRIEND SQUAD + MELOG YES - "Bow, I love you." GLIMBOW IS BACK ON AHHH - BUT AT WHAT COST??? (literally what am I saying??) - "You deserve love too." AND THAT'S ON PERIODT - Glimmer coming in clutch!! - Mermista and Seahawk do be cute tho - Micah is actually the worst rn wow - "Goodbye, my oldest enemy" CATRA COME QUICK AHH
the last episode....I'm not ready to say goodbye
Episode 13 — Heart Part 2
- ofc this is written by Noelle - "Hey, Adora" MY HEART - "I'll catch up okay? Get to the heart." - SW ACTUALLY DIED?? THANK YOU MY GIRLS CAN HEAL NOW
andd that's as far as I got before freaking the fuck out with everything that was happening onscreen but THE CATRADORA KISS WAS EVERYTHING and the ending was perfect 🥺💖
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Thank you Crew-Ra, Noelle for making such a beautiful and heartwarming show, this will be remembered for years to come because what this show did was incredible and unlike anything I've ever watched.
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