#Tsukishima tik tok prank

[koshifairy]

𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐬/𝐨

just writing this because i was playing and imagining kuroo upset because he wants my attention .. 😟 but this time im now writing for kuroo </3

𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐀

he's not as clingy as atsumu so it's not such a problem you don't pay attention to him :|

but sometimes he feels that he needs to give and receive your kisses, be cuddled with you in bed and hear you speak whatever u want to tell him

because he loves your voice

it might even be from your games

he just wanna hear your voice pls

but he just CAN'T tell you like “Y/N I WANT YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE”

so he will kick your chair or foot to make you look at him

or cough loudly

but it usually doesn't work :(

so he will make excuses >:)

“don't u think u r playing too much???”

“when you get a headache i don't want to hear you complaining”

“HEY idiot your hand must be hurting stop playing”

no but seriously, tsukishima cares about you, sometimes he is worried about your health :(

both physical and mental

he WILL force you to stop playing if he realizes that you have been playing for a long time

also, if he is by your side and hear that someone cursed you at the game. he will open the mic and swear back

PLS he gets so angry. nobody can treat u like that 😠

the person never is gonna open the mic anymore.

sometimes, tsuki stares at you. thinking about how cute you are

he has a lot of pic of u playing.

he secretly loves seeing u play 😟 he smiles so big seeing you happy because you won

and he laughs because you lost and got angry

“u look so cute angry”

“what?”

“nothing.” 😐

maybe he does research on the games you like to play and try to learn how to play with yamaguchi, then try to play with you :((

𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐔

every time that you don't answer his texts, he KNOWS that you’re playing

and that when he gets home he will fight to get your attention

making those tik tok pranks?? yes.

faking a horrible cry to see if you stop playing? y e s.

he just wants to cuddle with you :(

because he is so clingy pls he LIVES for your attention is like wanting your attention 24/7

sometimes he hates having a gamer s/o.

but he also loves :( he thinks u r so cute playing

and when u get angry oomg

u r like 👿 and atsumu is 😍🥰

atsumu is gonna try to learn how to play the games u play just to have more time with you.

but if he can't, he'll just beg you to sit on his lap and promising not to interrupt you when you play

but whenever he sees you concentrated, he stars kissing your neck, running your hand over your thighs..

“what? why u r looking at me like that babe? im not doing anything 😊”

atsumu is gonna be jealous with he sees u playing with another person

and if he heard you dying of laughing with this person omg

or he will have the face of a sad dog and get even more clingy

or he will ignore you and use that tiktok prank to call a girl and make you jealous 😜

but if it doesn't work he will come back with a sad face begging for ur attention :(

he secretly hates the person who was playing with u now

[suckmybigtoeoikawa]

Hui, can you please do a Suna x black reader where they do a TikTok trend together please ?

OFC I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING OF DOING ONE NGL (fem reader)

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Suna

Tik tok your doing: Calling him your friend

You and Suna were on your way to a friends house. He didn’t really know who the friend was he just knew that it was one of your close friends. Of course he was skeptical but this was all just apart of the plan 😛.

“Babe, what time should we be there?” He asks

“Uhm, we should leave in like the next 5 minutes, we’re supposed to be there by like 5:15”

“Okay, I’m excited to meet this friend of yours” he smiles and walks off

Meanwhile you look at the camera and smile like a punk 😏

You text one of your friends and tell them to call you, prior to this you warned them about the prank you were doing.

You had another phone (if you don’t just act like you do ✨imagination✨) and kind of hid it by your side so that it wouldn’t be visible to Suna, but you could still record.

“Suna, are you ready?!?” You yell

“Yeah Im coming” he makes his way towards you and your phone starts to ring, this is all when you start recording.

“Hey, yeah we’re on our way...mmhmm... also I hate to bring this up at the last moment,” you say on the phone

Suna was on his phone but when he heard “at the last moment” it grabbed his attention

“But I’m bringing along a friend”

WEE 🚨WOO🚨 WEE 🚨WOO 🚨WEE 🚨WOO

WAS HE HEARING THAT RIGHT?!?!?

WAS HIS EARS DECEIVING HIM?!??!

He puts down his phone and just looks at you:

😐😑😐

“Yeah, okay, I’m sorry next time I’ll warn you, yeah, okay bye see you” to sell off the prank you kissed the phone goodbye (yk where they be having those smooching sounds before they hand up 💀)

Suna is : distraught

He’s looking at you literally like this ^

“Babe”

“Yes, Honey?”

In his mind he was thinking: How are you gonna call me your friend but then call me honey after

He was angry, he was so angry he didn’t see the phone his vision was blurred.

“Babe, I don’t wanna go”

“Why not?”

“you just called me your friend to someone I don’t know.. I don’t even know that person.. I don’t want them going around thinking your single”

“Babe”

He just walked off,

“WAIT WAIT ITS A PRANK HOLD ON NOO”

....

He just looked at you, you showed him the phone and everything you called your friend back and eve now your friend explained everything too

But all he did was just stared at you.. so much loud silence it was scary 🧍🏾‍♀️

“Y/n, count your seconds” he says

gurl you better start running

Comments:

THICKBICKRINO: Chile, the way he was lookin at her scared me thru the phone ngl ❤️

Amanda Waters: omg help ❤️

JuicyAss.com: where y’all finding these men at 🧍‍♀️ ❤️

Tsukishima

Your tik tok: The clogged toilet prank

Honey... you were so scared to do this prank 🧍🏾‍♀️

Tsukishima is very judgmental, even when he’s not trying like he just wakes up and says this type of shit ✋🏾

Like one time you were laughing a like to hard and farted in front of him and he pushed you off the bed, grabbed a mask and then some febreze.

Dude acting like he don’t fart in his sleep stfu ✋🏾

But this just takes it a step further, but you were so ready to see his reactionnnn

You were hanging out at his house and you announced you had to go to the bathroom

“Okay just don’t blow up the bathroom”

Oh imma give you a bomb alright.. a sugar bomb 😏

Before the prank you went to a store and got some hot chocolate packets and ordered some fart spray, you spent some time in the bathroom, selling the look that you were talking a shit.

But really you were just preparing the disaster 😃

You spent so much time in there he had to check on you

“*knock* *knock* y/n are you melting the walls in there?”

“No, Tsukki”

“Okay” you hear him walk off and you decide to make your way out, but before leaving you spray some fart spray

This was your time to ✨Shine✨

“Tsukki” you say so smol 😞 and looking down at your feet (💀💀)

“..., what happened?”

“Uhm ya see, your uhm,, your bathroom” you look up at him

Tsukki is: disgusted

“You took the tiles off the floor didn’t you” he says plain as ever

“Uhm yeah, and I clogged the toilet”

😐😑😐

He gets up so calmly and before he leaves the room he just looks at you.. and then leaves to go to the bathroom

A few seconds past and the you hear: “WHAT THE FUCK-“

Anxiety 📈📈📈

He comes back over to you, eyes popping out his sockets

“You cleaning what ever that was up”

“NOO”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO, Y/N, DO YOU REALIZE YOU MADE A WHOLE NEW CREATURE IN THERE?!?!”

“Tsukki, omg it’s a prank😩” you finally say

“....”

“....”

“YOUR STILL CLEANING THAT UP, AND JF YOU WANNA USE THE BATHROOM GO OUTSIDE”

“NIGGA WHAT?!?”

Comments:

TearUpThat🐱: AWW NAHH HE TREATING YOU LIKE A DOG ❤️

DINOWHORES: MELTING THE WALLS OMG ❤️

TheOfficalKarasuno: BAHANANANJ MAKE HIM CLEAN IT SUFFER TSUKISHIMA SUFFER ❤️

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[aiiwa]

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ʚ synopsis ɞ ‘tis the season for buns in the oven ! bubbas are bloomin’, mamas-to-be are glowin’ and daddies yet are panickin’.

ʚ warnings ɞ afab female! (i will attempt to use as little to no pronouns). pregnancy! descriptions and mentions of pregnancy, heavy domesticity, slice of life, major fluff, crack, cursing and a hint of suggestive themes. warnings will be noted before each part.

ʚ note ɞ hello, this mini-series is brought to you by my insane baby fever (obviously). please note there will be slow updates, but i will aim to post at least once a week when i am able to. thank you to everyone who sent there baby daddies! :) please enjoy ❤︎.

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— POPPY SEED. 4 weeks.

[IWAIZUMI HAJIME]. if you weren’t so concerned with complaining to hajime about why men never had to deal with bloating, maybe you would have realised sooner the cause was a little more than eating one too many burritos. though to be fair, one could never get enough of that goodness.

— RASPBERRY. 8 weeks.

[KUROO TETSUROU]. while you and tetsurou’s cat had never seen eye-to-eye, you had left your fiancé completely flabbergasted the afternoon he’d arrived home to find the two of you cuddling cheek-to-cheek. and better yet, you had gagged dramatically when kuroo tried to join in.

— PLUM. 12 weeks.

[HINATA SHOYO]. spending the past three months trying to keep shoyo from sharing the big news with the world was exhausting on its own. but it had paid off! today was the day of the announcement, too bad you had a case of loose lips and blurted it out without a hint of hesitation.

— AVOCADO. 16 weeks.

[TERUSHIMA YUUJI]. four months along, and you were riding a pregnancy high. an evening bath with yuuji, filled with laughter and love, leads to a reminder that the two of you weren’t the only ones sharing the moment.

— BANANA. 20 weeks.

[MATSUKAWA ISSEI]. the bets are on! is it a boy? is it a girl? but with the way you and issei have been going, the real bet is based off whether or not the two of you have already been trying to give your baby a roommate.

— CANTALOUPE. 24 weeks.

[KONOHA AKINORI]. pregnancy was great…for the most part. with your body going through so many changes, it could be a lot to take in. luckily for you, your sweet husband was right there with you to love it all.

— EGGPLANT. 28 weeks.

[SAKUSA KIYOOMI]. kiyoomi only meant it as a joke when he stated you were “nesting”. but when it’s the fifth night in a row he’s woken up to the sound of you fretting over the vacuum cleaner at two in the morning, huffing about needing the apartment to be spotless; he knew it was time to pull out the big guns.

— SQUASH. 32 weeks.

[MIYA ATSUMU]. when one half of your classic social media couple is well into their pregnancy with braxton hick’s, there’s bound to be some form of mischief brewing. unluckily for atsumu, he’s the star-pranked victim of your latest tik tok video.

— PAPAYA. 36 weeks.

[MIYA OSAMU]. nappy changes? check. bottle making? check. highlighting hospital routes, crib building, car seat installing, and a bit of baby-sitting became the months of preparation for you and osamu’s bundles of joy. you could never be too prepared, until it’s actually game time and you forget everything.

— WATERMELON. 40 weeks.

[USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI]. unbelievably to you, yet unsurprisingly to the ushijima family, you had made it to full term. never mind the fact you were just about ready to pop, with what you were certain was a fifteen pound giant of a baby. you loved your husband’s natural affinity to punctuality - but why was your baby so insistent on actually arriving on their expected date?

— SHORTCAKE. 1 year.

[TSUKISHIMA KEI]. there were no words that could explain the feeling of your first born celebrating their first year of life. yet for kei, he just couldn’t shut up about it.

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[tsukishumai]

Do I make you nervous? - Atsumu, Tsukishima, Sakusa

a/n: inspired by a tik tok (surprise surprise) but I can’t find the link pls ): it’s been forever since I’ve done some HCs, hope u enjoy <3

Atsumu doesn’t know how he got roped into an all-out prank war with you.

It’s a heated debate every time the two of you try to trace back its origins.

You said it was when he dropped a lizard on your head during lunch in your first year, but Atsumu claims he only did that because you spilled glitter in his gym bag. Although you swore up and down that was an accident, you would mention that the ‘glitter’ mishap happened after he told your crush that you still wet the bed. (Atsumu smiles at that memory fondly)

“He never talked to me again after you did that,” you grumbled while arranging your books in your locker.

Atsumu laughed from his spot next to you, leaning against the wall with one shoulder, hands shoved in his pockets. “Yeah, that was kind of the point.”

You scoffed, smirking to yourself before slamming your locker shut and facing Atsumu. “There are other ways to get a girls attention, you know. Bullying girls stopped being cool after grade school.”

Atsumu sputtered out, “Well, yer not exactly the easiest girl to approach, are ya?”

“Why?” You asked, suddenly taking a step – closing the distance between you two, “Do I make you nervous?”

Atsumu gulped, trying to ignore the fact that he can suddenly smell your shampoo, “Are ya dumb? Of course not.”

“Oh?” You reach out, and place a palm on his chest, “Then why is your heart beating so fast?”

Atsumu stopped breathing, cursing the fact that he could feel his pulse all the way up to his ears, and trying not to melt under your intense gaze.

Suddenly, you gave him a smack on the chest, bursting out laugh, as you turned to walk away.

“Get a grip, Tsumu!”

Atsumu clenched his fist, staying rooted in his spot as he tried to regain his composure.

“I’ll get ya back for that,” he called out, and you simply waved a hand.

He doesn’t know how he got roped into this prank war with you, but he’ll never admit the countless nights he’s spent plotting on just how he could grab your attention next.

“Let’s get this over with,” Tsukishima grumbled, marching his way over to the library. You struggled to keep up with him, his long legs giving him a much wider stride than you.

“Come on, Tsukki –“ “Don’t call me that.”

You rolled your eyes at his prickly attitude. Tsukishima was the last person on earth you’d want to be partnered with for this project – the resident grumpy cat of your class who has never so much as smiled in your direction no matter how hard you tried — yet the gods of fate had other plans for you.

But you were never one to dwell on your misfortunes, so you resolved to make this as pleasant as you possibly could.

“Can’t we at least get our work done at the café?” You asked, finally falling into step with him, “The library is so boring… so quiet.”

Tsukishima just rolled his eyes at you. “That’s exactly why the library is better. Less pressure to...” But Tsukishima stopped himself.

Your ears perked up at his choice of words, seeking an opportunity to give him a hard time.

“Less pressure?” You asked, fighting the smirk trying to make its way onto your lips, “Pressure for what?”

Tsukishima ignored you as he kept walking forward, but you’ve already sunk your claws into his words.

“Come on, Tsukishima, why won’t you go to the café with me,” You pouted, cutting off his path by standing directly in front of him, “Do I make you nervous?”

The way Tsukishima froze in front of you makes you think you’ve struck a nerve, but that thought was cut off when he closed the distance between you, your chest practically pressed against his.

“Do I make YOU nervous?”

Your tongue felt so dry in your mouth, you nearly choked. You didn’t back down, but you could practically see yourself shrinking with every second you spent under his intense scrutiny.

Tsukishima scoffed, stepping around you to continue his trek to the library, leaving you with your mouth hung open, and heart beating a thousand times per minute.

“Don’t ask stupid questions,” Tsukishima called out, hoping desperately you didn’t notice the blush that crept onto his face.

It’s been a long time since Itachiyama has had a manager, so you made sure to fulfill your duties correctly.

You showed up before everybody else, your notes were immaculate; you always had things done before anyone could even think to ask for it.

It was almost like you were made to be a volleyball team manager (Not really, you just wanted your college apps to look good)

So as much as possible, you tried to stay out of the way of one of the top three aces in the country. You gave him his water bottles, handed him his towels, but you never really tried to look him in the eye.

You weren’t sure why – you got along with the rest of the team just fine, but when Sakusa entered the room, the atmosphere always changed drastically. He had an air of dignity and refinement about him that you were absolutely sure you would just taint if you tried to approach him.

You didn’t think he’d notice, but actually it was you who didn’t notice – the way his eyes always followed you around the room, how he seems to try to give you a smile, but you always looked down at your feet, or how he used to always bring his own water bottles to practice, yet stopped so he could use the one you hand to him.

He’s tried to brush his fingers with yours as you hand him a towel, but you’d always just scurry off to another corner, where you’d laugh at a joke his captain said, while he stood to the side and wondered why you were ignoring him.

It was when the team went out to celebrate winning the Tokyo Qualifier match, and you sat down next to his cousin and actively looked at anywhere but him that Sakusa decided he’s had enough.

“Do you hate me?” He cornered you after practice once, and you nearly dropped the volleyballs you were trying to collect into the cart.

“What?” you asked, shocked and confused at the Sakusa’s sudden inquiry, “Why��� why would you think that?”

“You talk to everybody but me,” he commented, noting the way you fidgeted in your spot and clutched to the volleyballs in your arms, “Do I make you nervous?”

You bit your lip, and looked down at your feet. “Honestly… you kind of do.”

Sakusa nodded, mulling over your words before taking the yellow and blue mikasa ball from your hands. “Don’t be.”

You weren’t exactly sure how to respond when he dropped the balls into the cart, and walked out of the gym without another word

“Komori,” you whisper-yelled to the libero that was watching from the corner, “What the hell was that??”

Komori snickered, staring at the spot that used to be occupied by his cousin. “I… think that means he likes you?”

[imgonnapanic]

3rd Gym Squad Getting You Sanitary Products That Don’t Exist

I literally saw this on tik tok and I’ve been dying ever since lmao

Tsukishima Kei

Tsukki doesn’t know too much about menstrual products.

He knows female anatomy, duh, but health class didn’t cover how to deal with periods at all.

Plus, it’s not like he needed to learn with you ordering him around during your satanic cycle of doom.

Still, he’s shocked when you ask him to get an Extra-Large Uterine Vacuum.

You are trying so hard to keep a straight face.

Because if you start laughing it’s game over.

“What? You’ve never heard of that? It’s a syringe type of thing to suck the harmful bacteria out of the uterus. Mine broke.”

“A syringe-god damn, okay then.”

So you two drive to CVS, and normally he makes you come with him to make sure he gets the right thing.

But you’ve been huffing and puffing the whole way there, so he just decides to go by himself.

As soon as he’s in the store, you’re cackling like a maniac.

It’s at least ten minutes before you see Kei leaving empty handed.

You set up the camera, and paste the miserable look back on your face.

He actually looks pissed when he gets back in the car.

“Sorry, babe. That manager didn’t know what she was talking about. You said it was the Extra-Large Uterine Vacuum?”

And you lose it.

Over your wheezing, his expression goes from confused to annoyed in .5 seconds.

“Y/n...this is a thing right?”

You can’t respond. You’re laughing too hard.

“So I told a woman to find me a fucking pussy syringe and when she said that it didn’t exist I said “oh no it sucks the bacteria out” and you...my fucking god, Y/n.”

Irritated.

He’s never going in there by himself again.

He won’t be a total asshat tho. He’s just embarrassed.

“I’m gonna get you back-“

Akaashi Keiji

He really thought he was better than this 😭

You knew your boyfriend was smart, but also kind of oblivious to the world of menstruation.

So, why not play a harmless little prank on him?

It took him some convincing to get him to go into the store to get lining-clotting pills, dubbed “Thickening Capsules.”

“Isn’t that bad for your heart?”

“It’s leaving my body, Keij. I’m gonna be fine. Plus, my period is really runny this month. I don’t know why.”

You had no idea if people could alter the texture of someone’s period, but oh well.

It’s not like Keiji knew about these things very much anyways.

Your plan does work, though.

You can tell he’s willing himself not to look grossed out.

And he’s like

“Oh I’m sorry. I’ll get you some.”

And he’s on his way inside.

You start snickering as soon as the doors close behind him.

It’s not five minutes before he’s back out, laughing his ass off.

Quickly, you set up the camera.

He opens the door, closes it, straps himself into the car, and gives you a look.

Akaashi: 😶

“I went up to three people with pharmaceutical degrees asking for thickening capsules for periods.”

“...and?”

“Why did they all start laughing?”

You giggle, and he narrows his eyes and shakes his head.

“Goddammit, Y/n, I knew that couldn’t have been real.”

You burst out laughing again, and he starts laughing, too.

“You little shit, I was like ‘oh my s/o needs clot thickening capsules’ and they called all their friends over and-“

He’s not living it down.

Bokuto Kotarou

Literally thought you only needed one pad per cycle until last year, so you figured it would be a piece of cake.

“Baby?”

“Yeah?”

“Can you go into CSV And get me a blood balloon?”

He looks at you like you have three heads.

I mean, you kind of deserve it, but that’s not the point 😭

“What is that?”

You go in depth explaining how it’s a special balloon adhesive that suctions to your birth canal.

And how the blood can just drip down there and be saved for future uses.

“It’s good for your skin, Ko. I can’t believe you didn’t know that.”

“Oh...okay.”

You’re in the car driving to CSV to pick up the bLooD bAlLooN

And he won’t stop asking you questions about it.

You hold up okay though.

As soon as he goes into the store, you exhale, and set up the camera.

He comes back looking pretty confused, and you can’t help but laugh as you set up the camera.

“The CSV Lady said that wasn’t a thing, Y/n. Maybe we can go to a different place.”

You agree, and now you’re driving to Walgrenes.

Second time he comes back, you shrug.

“I didn’t really need it anyways.”

“No, no, let’s find it.”

So at a third pharmacy, when he comes back into the car, he’s not amused.

“Y/n, are blood balloons real?”

“No, Ko. Gotcha.”

“...AW, COME ON-“

Kuroo Tetsurou

Kuroo has no qualms about going into the store by himself to get you period products.

He gets a weird rush of pride from doing it.

Weird ass-

Anyways, he really doesn’t know that much about actual period products.

But the drill is that normally you tell him what to get.

And he goes out and gets it.

Today, the product in question was the Discreet Handheld Filter 4.0

“It’s very important that you say 4.0.”

When he asks you what in the hell that was, you explain.

“It’s like a handheld thing you hold under there when you use the bathroom. It catches all the mucus because it’s bad for the toilet-“

“OKAY.”

So you drive to the store, he leaves, and immediately you set up the camera.

You didn’t want to risk the prank being spoiled.

He comes back with a handheld fan.

“Uh...is this it?”

You feel like you have the privilege to call him an idiot, even if what you were asking for doesn’t exist.

“No, Tetsurou, that is a Disney princess fan. Go back and get my filter.”

He nods, understanding, and goes back in.

This time, you’re wheezing when he comes back empty handed.

“Were you-were you able to find it, Kuroo?”

“...Y/n, you are a fucking jerk.”

He doesn’t get pranked often, so he’s half scowling and half laughing.

“I’m so stupid, oh my God.”

“You really are. You brought me back a fan-“

“Oh, okay, I’m sorry but in my defense IT DOESN’T EXIST”

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Cuddling with Todoroki, Iida, Shinsou and Shirakumo

Depressed s/o with Deku, Kirishima and Shinsou

First kiss with Todoroki, Iida, Shinsou and Shirakumo

Getting hurt in front of Iida

Falling in love with a girl who has a cat quirk with Kirishima and Kaminari

Wearing their pro hero gear with Aizawa and Shinsou

Shy and quiet s/o who is touchy in private with Mirio, Iida, Todoroki and Shinsou

Handling a break-up with Iida

Pregnancy trip with Todoroki, Iida, Shinsou and Amajiki

Dealing with an abusive father with Kirishima

First ‘I love you’ with Dabi, Hawks, Fatgum and Shigaraki

Getting badly hurt after a fight with Amajiki, Todoroki and Bakugou

Love at first sight with Todoroki, Kirishima and Deku 

Future kids with Todoroki, Shinsou, Iida and Dabi

Bringing their kids to work with Amajiki and Hawks

Insomniac s/o with Shinsou, Iida and Sero

Keeping up with the Todorokis

Love at first sight with Shinsou and Amajiki

Future kids but they’re not THEIR kid with Bakugou and Kaminari

Sick s/o with Hawks 

Unplanned pregnancy with Shirakumo

Tik tok trend with Sero, Deku and Shinsou

Future kids with Hawks and Bakugou

Animal crossing with Hawks, Dabi, Shigaraki and Aizawa

Rap songs with Sero, Todoroki and Shinsou

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Daughter with Shirakumo

Struggling to express herself with Mirio, Aizawa and Iida

Super affectionate in private s/o with Hawks, Aizawa and Hizashi

Struggling to conceive with Hawks

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Getting caught with Shigaraki, Shinsou, Dabi and Kirishima

Checking out their girlfriend with Shigaraki, Todoroki, Shinsou, Dabi and Bakugou

We’re just friends prank with Bakugou, Shinsou and Dabi

Cheeky s/o with Dabi, Shinsou and Hawks

Dabi with his kid

De-aging quirk with Deku, Todoroki and Shinsou

Secret relationship with Amajiki, Shinsou and Todoroki

Protecting you with Todoroki, Shinsou and Iida

Waking up with kisses with Deku, Mirio and Todoroki

Secret relationship with Kaminari, Bakugou and Dabi

Affectionate girlfriend with Momo, Jirou, Mina and Uraraka

Bringing the kids to work with Aizawa, Todoroki and Shinsou

Finding Mineta in your room with Deku, Todoroki, Bakugou, Shinsou and Kirishima 

Abusive boyfriend with Bakugou, Deku and Todoroki

Failed missions with Todoroki and Deku

Waking up next to you fro the first time with Kaminari, Deku and Shinsou

At death’s doorstep w/ Todoroki Shouto

How the boys SIMP! w/ Bakugou, Kaminari and Todoroki

Tamaki and Mirio when their girlfriend over works herself

Meet Endeavor w/ Shoto Todoroki

Among Us with the boys

Having a girl with an aesthetic w/ Shinsou, Aizawa and Bakugou

Deku and Kaminari meeting their future kids

What did I miss? w/ Hawks and Dabi

Affectionate moments with the Todorokis

Breaking in w/ Hawks, Todoroki and Dabi

Anger issues w/ Dabi, Bakugou and Aizawa

Bad day for the pros w/ Bakugou, Shinsou and Todoroki

A little early for that w/ Todoroki, Shinsou and Bakugou

Yandere Ex w/ Midoriya and Bakugou

Kids getting their quirks w/ Todoroki, Deku and Bakugou 

De-aging w/ Bakugou, Hawks and Kaminari 

Soulmates w/ Dabi, Shirakumo and Hawks

Haikyuu

Wearing their jersey with Kuroo, Akaashi and Ushijima

Jealousy with Iwaizumi and Akaashi

Seeing their wife and kids at their game with Sakusa and Ushijima

Lyric prank with Tendou, Kenma and Nishinoya

Pregnancy test with Kenma, Kuroo and Nishinoya

Twins? with Osamu, Sugawara and Kuroo

Falling for their childhood friend with Tsukishima and Ushijima

Dealing with a breakdown with Kuroo, Asahi and Tsukishima

Hurting their best friend and crush with Terushima and Oikawa

Youtube’s top couples w/ Kenma, Osamu and Iwaizumi.

How they propose w/ Oikawa, Iwaizumi and Kuroo

Moments that made you question your relationship with the Haikyuu boys

Koala girlfriend w/ Akaashi, Kuroo, Kita and Ushijima

Zoom meeting with the kids w/ Kuroo, Akaashi and Sakusa

Jujutsu Kaisen 

Nightmares w/ Fushiguro, Itadori and Gojo

Full length fics

First date with Shirakumo

Strand of hair, a soulmate au with Todoroki

Dreamscape with Mirio

Shared pain with Oikawa

I don’t know you yet with Iwaizumi

Moments in the life of Y/N L/N with Shirakumo (pt.1)

The writings on his skin with Shinsou

Homesick recordings with Shirakumo

Mental Asylum ala Aoba Johsai

My BNHA OCs

Cant help falling in love with you with Oikawa 

This side of paradise with Todoroki

SMAU 

Heartbreak 101 masterlist

*★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★* 。*★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★* 。*★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★* 

[tender-rosiey]

hi hi <3 back to request bc i just love your work!

could i request haikyuu boys reacting to their fem!s/o getting a phone call and a guy on the other line says “hey, you home alone?” or something along those lines. there was a tik tok trend where girls would get a fake ft call with a guy saying ^ to see how their boyfriends would react, i think i may be able to find a video if you want but i do hope i explained this well :)

❥ “Hey, you home alone?” Prank on HQ characters

Includes Oikawa, Bokuto, Tsukishima and Kageyama

ᴀ/ɴ: i am glad you like my work, luv and this looks fun to write and I love these pranks a lot! hope you liked this luv 💕 also did my blog really go quack or is my stuff just getting ignored 👩‍🦲

Oikawa Tooru:

I would like to write a whole damn essay about how much I love oikawa but this is not our topic for today until now at least

SO, you felt bored and wanted to do something, plus oikawa has been free from pranks for far too long

That’s another reason why TikTok is your place to go for pranks

You saw said prank and wanted to do it since our lovely tooru has rather interesting reactions

So you set it up the sound and held your phone while your boyfriend is in the kitchen counter behind you preparing a snack for movie night

It was all fine and dandy until

“Hey, you home alone?”

You suddenly heard things stumble and your boyfriend was beside you in a snap with a frown on his face

“No she is not alone and in fact we are going on a date so you can just go FUCK YOURSELF— babe you are recording?”

You then smiled cheekily before bursting out laughing resulting in the blank stare and a pout from your boyfriend beside you

“Y/N, that’s mean, how dare you?”

However you didn’t expect your boyfriend to slam down on you and try and suffocate you with hugs

“Tooru get off!”

“No, apologize!”

He also peppered your face with kisses until you were sorry

You also posted the TikTok and it got more than 400k likes 👩‍🦲

And my favorite part is the comments so let’s start

Some of them were like

“LMAO THE SPEED HE GOT THERE WITH”

and “he is so pretty tho tf”

as well as “the kisses at the end were adorable tho lol”

Of course his ass was sticking out while peppering you with kisses so someone commented

“What a flat ass”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bokuto Koutarou:

I personally believe that Bokuto would have TikTok and would know about the trends unlike the dumbass up there who I think would only stick to one side of TikTok

Bokuto likes diversity in everything and doesn’t like getting left out, once again it’s my opinion

So he obviously knows the trend and you know that he knows, so you got a video of someone with a voice he never heard

He had just came from training and entered the home with a big smile and greeted you with a kiss

And so as he turned his back to you he heard

“Hey, you home alone?”

Bokuto threw the toilet roll at your phone knocking it down

His hair then deflated and looked at you with a look that made you feel extremely guilty

“Kou, it’s a prank.”

He then crossed his arms and faced away pouting

Now how do we make up things to a deflated and pouty Bokuto Koutaro, the great captain of Fukurodani?

Hug him from behind and start kissing his cheek and face then tighten the hug, like you are doing right now

He starts to relax to your touch still being just a little petty

“Don’t do that again, Y/N; these pranks aren’t funny.” He said barely audible as he was trying not to break his pout

He then broke into a fit of laughter and turned to hug you cause I stand by word when I say bokuto loves physical affection with every fiber of his being

And you guys continued the day cuddling <3

Onto the comments:

“HOW COULD HE KNOCK US DOWN LIKE THAT”

“That aim tho”

“HE IS SO MUSCULAR”

“Can we buy someone like him?”

He also gave you a kiss on the cheek while the camera was filming

Cause ✨ AFFECTION ✨

And by the way

He told kuroo about this

And kuroo is planning a lovely prank to get you back for what you did for his bro 🥱

And kou doesn’t have any idea that kuroo is doing a prank even

Tsukishima Kei:

BAHAHA

The fact that you thought this was a good idea is very humorous, however tsukishima has TikTok, but ,unlike Bokuto, he literally knows everything

And he knew the moment you kept staring at him with a smirk on your face that there is something up

Inasmuch he was patiently waiting for your time to strike

He however then heard kageyama’s voice say

“Hey, you home alone?”

Love, when I tell you he whipped his head so damn fast he almost snapped it

“Hey king why don’t you go stick your dick in a dirt hole instead, y/n is too good for you.”

Cue you laughing while replaying the recording of kageyama saying that same line three more times

Explaining to him that it was a prank took some long time cause tsukishima was being a petty bitch

“Keiiii, I told you I am sorry—“ “no.” “Please, talk to me!”

Maybe just give him a hug or threaten him with going to kageyama and he will hug you from behind

“Don’t do it again, or I will never forgive you.”

Of course you wouldn’t go off the hook so easily sweetie

Tsukishima Kei ,as Tanaka once said, never forgets to counter and take revenge

So you basically started a prank war and may god be with your neighbors

But y’all still gonna watch the movie you agreed on and gossip so 🙄

You even managed to make him put on a face mask which I salute you for by the way

He is a little disappointed in himself cause he already knew you were gonna do something but still was shocked or rather startled

And for the comments which are the loveliest

“Woah is his neck okay—“

“The GLARE HE SO MAD”

“So stubborn wow”

You showed kageyama his reaction and he almost burst out laughing instead just ended up smirking in an evil way

While on the other hand hinata was rolling on the floor having the best laugh of his life aside from the one after his first receive which I was very proud of him for

Kageyama Tobio:

Hinata was low key gonna ruin it all

Why?

He almost laughed his way through the one sentence he was supposed to say

So your boyfriend was just doing his nails peacefully like the pretty boy setter he is until your dumbass decided to do the prank him while he was doing that

And so in the middle of his nail care session he heard the voice of his best friend say

“Hey, you home alone?”

You didn’t want to use the actual audio since when you guys cuddle he watched TikTok with you and basically knows the trends because of you

Unlike his senior who despite having TikTok doesn’t remember trends for shit

So you called his best friend and made him take part in this and sacrifice his being for a good laugh

Anyways back to him almost injuring his finger when he heard it

“HINATA BOKE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM Y/N?!”

“BAHAHAHAHA I AM SORRY Y/N I CANT!”

He kept glaring at hinata through the phone and ended up hanging up on him and returning him to the “to serve at their head” list for the 37th time

He just looked at you and pouted unintentionally

“It wasn’t funny you know, you scared me.”

Aw

now make it up to him

“What can I do so you can forgive me then, Tobio?”

“…milk and cuddles.”

And so he got it what he asked for

Hinata’s funeral got scheduled 3 days later but he made it out alive so it’s okay :D

The comments were interesting to say the least

“Did he just do like oxen do? You know, the air from their nose when mad”

“THE NAIL; IT ALMOST BROKE NO”

“So pretty”

“I feel like the orange headed dude is gonna get his ass handed to him.”

He went to ask noya and tanaka for advice to get you back for what you did

To which they told him to ignore you for 24 hours

They also shared the idea because they heard oikawa and tsukishima talking about it separately

They also showed him their evil laugh

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[volleychumps]

Hello beautiful do you by any chance know that tiktok trend when you call your partner by a different name?? Well can you have Tuskishima,Oikawa,kuroo, and if you do Astumu s/o doing that tiktok trend??I hope that helps have a beautiful day bye love!!!

Calling Them By A Different Name w/ Tsukishima, Oikawa, Kuroo, and Atsumu 

Warning(s): suggestive themes/ kind of nsfw for these cocky bastards lmao- all characters are aged up! 

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Tsukishima 

- In all honesty you really believed that this blonde bastard wouldn’t react in the slightest to the tik tok prank you were about to pull on him

- blondie thinks he’s way too mature for tik tok (yeah one of those) and honestly wouldn’t suspect a thing-

- that is until you’re grinning at your phone a little too widely, feigning giggles and such as you swipe through your phone, when in reality you had the camera facing towards him 

- when his curiosity finally peaks, he side eyes you and looks up from his assignment on his desk, at your figure laying on his bed 

- “You’re creeping me the hell out.” lmfao what a dick-

- “Oh really? Sorry, Shouyou!” 

- the pen in his hand stops gliding across the paper, stilling a little too quietly as you have to bite your lip to keep from laughing 

- honestly has to take a good twenty seconds to process that you really just did him like that 

- “Y/N.” “Eh? Yes, Tsukki?” 

- “Don’t Tsukki me.” MSJDNJSKD

- in eight seconds flat his tall figure is hovering over you, hips pressing down against yours but still keeping his weight off of you as you meet his glare with an even grin, phone now laying forgotten by your side as Tsukishima’s hands find the spaces next to your head

- you were expecting a lot of things but nOT THE OUTCOME YOU WANTED SKNKJDS

- “So not only did you just call me that short annoying-ass cheeto puff’s name-” “uM rude, first of all-” 

- presses his hips against yours a little more as his hazel orbs seem to darken, quieting you 

- “You’re on a first name basis with Hinata? Should I step on him- just say the word and I’ll finally have a reason-” 

- you feel warmth at the posessiveness in the blonde’s eyes and can’t help but lean up to peck the tip of his nose cutely 

- “It was for a tik tok, love.” 

- just stares at you for a minute before scoffing, satisfied with the noise that comes out of your mouth after he applies even more pressure to his hips

- “You wanted this situation, didn’t you?” “It worked, didn’t it?” 

- rolls his eyes as his fingers begin to work at the buttons on your blouse

- “Just say you want attention next time, idiot.” “Alrighty Shouyou-”

Oikawa

- this pretty setter boy really just wanted to have a cute baking date with you and you pull this sHIT on him 

- “Y/N-chan~ can you stir this while I go find some more baking soda?” 

- awh omg don’t do this to him he just wants to eat milk bread

- “Sure thing Tobio!” 

- deadass drops the wooden spoon he had been holding dramatically, jaw slackening at the name of the guy you know he despises

- “I-what? what did you just call me?” “Tooru, is everything alright?”

- pouts, as you smile sweetly into your batter as if nothing had happened before turning around to go the pantry again- 

- “Don’t forget the yeast, Tobio my love!” 

- lmao too far 

- seems to ponder what you said for a moment before he’s suddenly in front of you, grabbing the bowl out of your hand gently before setting it down and putting a hand on the counter, trapping you in as you feel the counter dig into your back 

- “What did you just call me?” His breath fans over your face as you have to stop yourself from kissing him right there because his voice dropped an octave was a stupid amount of sexy 

- “Tooru?” “Don’t kid around like that, sweet girl.” 

- oH SHIT we pullin out the bedroom names now???

- you bite back a giddy grin at the successful riling up of your boyfriend before your arms wrap around his neck, pulling him closer as he sets you up on the counter, standing between your thighs 

- literally breathes a sigh of relief when you tell him it’s just a prank before his chocolate orbs eye you seriously and the position you’re in 

- “I will take you on this counter.” “My phone’s recording-” 

- “So if I do something lewd then you can’t post this?” “Tooru no-” 

Kuroo

- you literally decide to pull this prank on him in the middle of a heated makeout session in the storage locker room in the middle of the training camp with all the teams just outside the door 

- you really wanted to see how your cocky boyfriend would react even if it was a risky idea 

- so as Kuroo pulls away from you to trail his lips down your neck heatedly, you take the opportunity to breathe out an airy- 

- “God, Bokuto!” 

- almost immediately tightens his hands on your hips, a growl rising in the captain’s throat as he pulls back to eye you angrily, one of his hands coming to cup your face a tad roughly 

- “Kitten, I don’t know if I heard correctly, but that pretty voice of yours just said a name that wasn’t mine, no?” 

- his gentle tone contrasted greatly with his actions as you find your cheeks flushed while Kuroo begins to posessively take your lips in an even more heated kiss- grabbing your wrists to pin them above your head as his other hand begins to slip under your shirt

- “Or do I need to remind you just who you belong to?” 

- “K-Kuroo...” “Uh-Uh, Bokuto’s just out those doors, so I want you saying the real thing so he can hear it.” 

- “Everyone will hear...” “So? You brought this on, didn’t you?” 

- smirks against your skin with heat in his pupils as he feels you shiver against him as a hand slips down your body, grinning a cat-like grin when he finally touches where you want him to 

- “Tetsurou!” “That’s more like it, kitten.” 

- Needless to say, no tik tok got posted that night- hence the bite marks on your chest and bruises on your neck

Atsumu

- lmao you really did him dirty while he was driving, absent-mindedly scrolling through tik tok before deciding to carry out with this risky idea as your boyfriend keeps his attention on the road 

- “What’s my pretty girl smiling so cutely for? I haven’t even done anything besides be unbearably attractive.” as he rests a hand on your thigh while driving, playful smile on the setter’s features as he contentedly drives

- “I just like being with you, Osamu. Is that strange?” 

- I can’t he almost crashes the car- 

- “Y/N.” his hand almost immediately leaves your thigh to join the single one on the steering wheel, and you feel a surge of giggles come on at the clench of your boyfriend’s jaw 

- “Yes, Osamu?” 

- scoffs, smile with no humor spreading across his face before his voice quiets down to barely above a whisper 

- “Try again.” “What do you mean, Osamu-?” 

- parks the car in the nearest parking lot, and you don’t have time to react before your boyfriend juts your face towards his, kissing you with a fervor unknown as you find yourself whining into his kiss, only pulling back when you’re gasping for air 

- “One last try.” “A-Atsumu...” 

- grins, but doesn’t reach his eyes before flicking his head in the direction of the backseat, leaning in to kiss you deeply once more possesively 

- “Backseat. Now. You know better than to get me riled up, sweetheart.” 

[stargaze-issei]

— 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝 + 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧 !

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭; karasuno and fukurodani react to their manager doing the body count/bodyody audio tik tok ! [insp by this tik tok]

𝐠𝐞��𝐫𝐞; crack(?

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬; suggestive themes, maybe a little swearing i can't remember ajaksjq.

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞; the trend it's to put pictures of all the people you've slept with, in case anyone doesn't know!!

karasuno !

-> it was a joke, it wasn’t supossed to get out of the thrid year managers gc.

-> the girls found it hilarious and was a good conversation topic for hours, discussing who you put or didn’t put.

-> they knew, of course, it was fake. you hadn’t slept with oikawa, KYOUTANI, BOKUTO, tendou, atsumu, TERUSHIMA and OSAMU.

-> it was SO obvious it was a joke for them that nobody felt the need to point it out.

-> they just said things like “the most quiet are the worst ones” “OMG DETAILS ABOUT THE TWINS!!” “did terushima yk,, made a good use of his percing” because they KNEW nothing was real.

-> until tanaka and sugawara asked kiyoko for her phone to watch some videos of the new play they were trying.

-> and misaki, from johzenji, sent a “forget about teru— 🤢 can’t even say it,, Y/N I WANNA HEAR ABOUT BOKUTO!!! ik man’s  p a c k i n g”

-> tanaka looks at suga and suga looks at tanaka and they’re like .......tf

-> suga’s finger “slips” and they see the other messages until finally they reach your video.

-> you’re there looking pretty as usual and above your head reads “seems like were showing our body counts with this sound? here it’s mine 🤪”

-> tanaka is about to say “it can be what we’re thinking” but when OIKAWA’S picture appears both their jaws hit the floor.

-> nishinoya sees them and ofc he wants to know what’s so shocking, so he gets closer.

-> he drags hinata too, and shoyo’s like “that’s the great king!! play it again!! play it again!!”

-> fyi: suga paused the video because wOW and they don’t know who’s left in your video.

-> sugawara looks straight in the eye at nishinoya, going “keep hinata, kageyama and yamaguchi away and bring the team” with the MOST SERIOUS EXPRESSION

-> noya is lowkey scared??? like wtf??? but does as he’s told bc suga seems super intense.

-> kiyoko and yachi left to fill the bottles and pick some needed implements from the club room, you had classes for a few more minutes, therefore, there was nobody to stop them.

-> once the rest of the team, including tsukishima because everyone seemed to have forgotten he was a first year too, is together, suga plays again the video, while the littlest ones watch from afar in curiosity.

-> the silence, you will never hear them in a more tense silence.

-> they read what’s your tiktok about, daichi’s eyes go O.O, asahi goes RED, nishinoya seemed to be ready to FIGHT THEM ALL, ennoshita awkwardly laughs, even tsukishima blushes a little.

-> then oikawa appears. EVEYRONE’S EYES ARE FULLY OPEN AND NOYA LET’S OUT A GROAN???

-> but when kyoutani shows up they’re in SO much shock they kinda forget oikawa before, and daichi whispers an “oh god”

-> then it’s BOKUTO’S TURN and tsukishima just stops functioning. asahi is static on his place contemplating, withouth being able to form a coherent thought.

-> suga highkey wants the tea.

-> tendou feels like a betray to asahi, tanaka and tsukishima. noya, just for a second, wonder what was that like.

-> ATSUMU AND OSAMU FUCKING MIYA AND THEY EXPLOTE.

-> THE EXPLOTE LIKE WHAT????? WAS IT AT THE SAME TIME???? Y/N?¡¡¡¿¿1

-> they aren’t ready for the cherry on the top at the end, a picture of terushima sticking his tongue out, sweaty after a match, SMOKING HOT, and it’s not a picture he posted to his social medias or anything.

-> it’s only suga, and daichi a little bit, who realize that if that picture isn’t public, then either he send it to you or YOU TOOK  IT.

-> that’s when you walk in the gym, just to say hi before going to change.

-> the first year are playing among each other and you are like ????

-> they don’t even notice you’re there so you go nearer to see what they’re watching. and you see the picture of tersuhima yukie, from fukurodani, once sent asking misaki WHY her kouhais where that hot. it was also the only picture you had of him and the one you used in you video the day before.

-> the phone in suga’s hands seems familiar and... that’s kiyoko’s

-> “Y/N” screams asahi when he sees  you and the rest looks like they saw a ghost.

-> a second of silence goes before everyone blows in questions and you just hear names between bambling, “OIKAWA MNASNANPGDF” “MANASKL BODY COUNT ASLKLAS” “MAD DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

-> and daichi makes himself heard despite the screams.

-> “y/n, i know you’re 18 and capable of making your own decisions, but we have to talk about... physical relationships, with our rival teams”

-> kiyoko arrives and quickly puts two and two together and asks yachi to go check on the first years.

-> she looks at you and sees you like WHAT TF DO I DO and nods and say “you shouldn’t have gone through my phone, no matter how curious you are, sugawara-san” COLD AS ICE ISTG.

-> AND SHE CONTINUES “what who y/n does or doesn’t do on her free time is none of your business, all of you, if she decides to get together with anyone it’s just up to her. you should be ashamed of yourself, specially the third years. you weren’t just violating y/n’s privacy, but mine, kaori’s, yukie’s and misaki’s. it may have been a joke, or not, but it doesn’t give you the right. if you ever do something like this again, we will be talking with coach ukai and takeda sensei” SHE GRABS YOUR ARM, TURNS AROUND, CALLS YACHI AND YOU THREE LEAVE LIKE QUEENS????

-> once you’re in the club room, both you and kiyoko start laughing because the team was FROZE in place. not even daichi was so scary.

-> the team then apologizes to both and send an audio to the groupchat too, and never bring the subject uo again.

-> still, they all wonder everyday if you really did or not.

-> and of course, they get so defensive when they see any of the boys in the video it’s hilarious to you and the other managers.

— fukurodani !

-> damn yukie making up dares that always ended up bad for either you or kaori.

-> mostly you doe.

-> at a sleepover, she was like let’s make fake body count vids and who falls asleep first has to show them tomorrow at practice!!! it will be fun!!!

-> you accepted because you usually fell asleep after one of them did but that time it was like they gave you a sleeping pill because you fell like a rock after a few hours.

-> as to why you were there, the day after, about to go ask the team if you should post it.

-> you list consisted on kenma, kita, sakusa, daichi, and just for the fun of it, konoha.

-> the girls call konoha aside so he doesn't ruin the prank, and you proceed.

-> "hey guys, should i post this?? i’m not sure if i look good enough to be seen by the world” bokuto practically yells at you that you always look pretty before taking your phone from your hands.

-> “why don’t you ask yukie or kaori?” asks akaashi, that was a question you hand’t thought about and by pure luck, you were saved by bokuto yelling at the team to come and see what you’ve done.

-> konoha is about to head their way and yukie just grabs his arm like “no ❤️"

-> and nobody can contradict yukie’s no so he has no choice but to stay.

-> anyways

-> the team gather around bokuto, who is about to press play. at first it’s just your face, and everyone agree you look pretty.

-> but then they read “did anyone say body count? ;)” and they look at each other like ......what

-> washio leans to stop the video because he genuinely doesn’t know what body count is, sarukui explains it a little too loud, grinning, and washio goes "oh–"

-> thanks to sarukui’s explanation bokuto confirms his idea because one part of him did think it was how many people you’ve killed.

-> they press play again and kenma appears and bokuto just stares, doesn’t react.

-> akaashi’s eyes widened and he GASPS, washio can’t hide his disappointment mostly because why would you make this video and then show it to them.

-> when kita shows up bokuto lets out a surprised squeak, along with washio that’s just question your and his whole existences-

-> sarukui is smirking, his complete expression yells “way to go y/n!!!”

-> sakusa comes as a shock to every one of them, even sarukui loses the grin for a bit.

-> “how did you manage to...?” whispers akaashi, half amazed, half grossed.

-> bokuto then has to pause it for a little to keep his composure, he looks at your like WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGH THIS

-> but when they resume it and daichi welcomes him he thinks it just can get any worse.

-> washio is like “isn’t that karasuno’s–?”

-> “HELL YEAH IT IS” SHOUTS SARUKUI AND THE GIRLS BEHIND YOU LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE HE IS SO PROUD OF YOU.

-> the rest is like 🧍‍♂️ while sarukui is SO happy for you LMAO.

-> it’s at the end when no one smiles. konoha’s picture smiles at them and bokuto just stops the video to look at him, only a few meters away.

-> he looks at the picture and then at konoha and so on.

-> can’t get his mind around it????? lowkey no one can.

-> akaashi isn’t even blinking and his eyes are concerningly open, washio is regretting all his past choices that led to this moment.

-> sarukui death stares at konoha. no more fun sarukui, he crossed the line.

-> kaori and yukie are wheezing WHEEZING I SAY and konoha is so confused.

-> his teammates look like dogs about to attack but he hasn’t done anything to upset them?? has he??

-> like robots, akaashi and bokuto get up and walk towards konoha. a part of you tells you to protect him but... what are they going to do tho...

-> “you’re out of the team” THEY SAY AT THE SAME TIME AND ALL AND KONOHA GOES WHAT

-> your co-managers can’t even breath istg NO HELP

-> you then intervine trying to keep konoha in the team lmao “IT’S FAKE GUYS!! A PRANK!! KAORI!!!! YUKIE!!!! BACK ME UP!!! I’M KIDDING DON’T KICK KONOHA OUT”

-> akaashi partially believes you, but bokuto?? nope.

-> you planted the seed on his mind.

-> the whole team acts weird when they see guys from your vid and are looking for chances to bark at konoha.

-> “AKAASHI HAS TO STAND BETWEEN YOU TWO ALL THE TIME” that’s the new rule he set.

-> just to see them freak out, konoha sometimes flirts with you at practice ;)

[kvgs]

karasuno and what they post on their private stories and what it’s called

daichi

wasn’t named anything until suga bothered him enough to make it something

but he literally just changed it to “daichi’s shenanigans”

probably barely posts

when he does it’s a volleyball meme or a random video of the team doing stupid shit

but if he’s with YOU he’s gonna post a photo of you on there,,,with your permission bc he doesn’t want you to freak out if you see yourself on his story

suga

ok ok i do not believe he is the mom of the group. he’s the crackhead wine aunt

it’s probably named some shit like “(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞”

like that’s it just that emote thing

he posts him walking to school if there’s a cool picture opportunity

takes a bunch of selfies with filters when he’s bored in class and posts them

probably puts ugly filters on the team and gets their reactions and posts those

he posts photos of you making funny faces

he saves the cute ones for the ~main~ story

asahi

“the adventures of asahi”

name given by noya

like daichi he barely uses it bc he forgets he has it

when he does posts it’s probably a random tik tok he found funny

tanaka is the only one who slides up

but for u !! he’ll post like cute photos from facetime or you taking pictures on his phone

and you’ll yell at him

he’s probably like ??? you took the photos !!!!

kiyoko

i feel like it’s named “ :) “ or you and her had joked and said “make it karasunos mom”

she ended up doing it bc she thought it was a cute idea,,bc ur cute

doesn’t really care for posting selfies on her main i feel so they mostly go on there

probably posts videos of the team doing stupid shit all the time

definitely the type to spam for the team members birthdays with ugly videos and photos of them

there’s a bunch of pictures of you,yachi and her saved and put on her story

if you guys are on a date she’ll post a picture of then like the filter of the name of the place yk

tanaka

“big daddy tanaka’s story”

don’t try to prove me wrong

god this man,,,he posts so many memes.

just spams the shit

and posts videos of him and noya attempting to do backflips and shit

posts videos of him annoying you

you yell at him at least once a week for posting a photo of you sleeping

anyway yea he spams his story. and it’s those like deep fried memes that scream

i love him but tanaka,,,wtf

noya

“short king shit”

memes memes memes

posts photos of him and tanaka’s texts convos b/c he thinks they’re hilarious

tbh they are

posts photos of you guys with stupid filters on liek the broccoli and shit

videos of him and tanaka driving around and bopping it to some music

if all three of you are out in like a store he’ll spam bc you guys are always getting into a mess

one time he pushed u really hard in a cart in a store and you almost flipped over if tanaka didn’t speed to ur ass bc noya was too busy filming his s/o almost dying

kageyama

“kageyamas private story”

u tried to convince him to change to like “tobio :)” or some cute shit

wasn’t about it

he posts videos of him practicing his serves and sets

or clips of other volleyball games with some caption like “damn”

he’ll post photos of you that he took and asked permission to post bc he doesn’t wanna piss you off

ofc he has candids saved though

i lowkey feel like he would post videos of him annoying hinata ??? like throwing the ball at his head

if he’s posting a video of you, you’re 100% doing some dance or doing something weird

probably only spams when you guys are hanging out

probably posts a video of him wrestling you and then u kick his ass and he’s liek :O

hinata

“the tiny giant !”

like kags, he probably has videos of him doing different volleyball things on there

he also posts memes bc him and tanaka spam the gc with memes when they’re bored

really smiley pictures of you and him bc he loves you <3

tries to post aesthetic photos when they get to different gyms but tsukki and kags make fun of him

pulls pranks on the other team members like scaring them by hiding somewhere and posts the videos LMAO

tsukishima

“no”

it’s literally titled no bc u yelled at him to make one

it’s u and yams on there

that’s it

he’ll randomly post a screenshot of the song he’s listening to

like okay thank u for letting us know

gets off guard pictures of you or yamaguchi and posts them

but it’s just the two of you in the story so you’re like “tsukki it’s not embarrassing”

“shut up i’m not putting anyone else on it”

yamaguchi

“the b o y s”

he thought it was funny “bc you and yachi are on it so it’s not just the boys lol get it”

-_-

i feel like he has a cat so he posts a lot of photos of his cat with his bitmoji and hearts

posts tik toks he finds funny or relatable to him

you basically run his story

you’re always on it whether it be a cute picture or a funny face you’re on it

god forbid u fall asleep next to his cat he’ll take a million pics and at least two are going on his story

he’ll posts selfies of him and tsukki but tsukki just looks like he wants to die

yachi

“yachi’s people :)!!!”

she loves her friends so much they’re her people :(

doesn’t liek posting on her main a lot

she’ll post photos of the gym they play in for tournaments

when her and kiyoko get bored they take selfies and post those

but she probably scribbles on her own face bc she feels like she can’t compare to kiyoko

not for the boys though yachi is a lesbian she’s just s c a r e d

she likes posting photos of you doing cute things like petting a dog or looking at flowers

she probably posts those random like ‘insert name and you get random google search things’ do y’all know what i’m talking about???

[haikyuuthots]

MASTERLIST

Last updated: 03/08/21

KARASUNO

Kei Tsukishima

Jealousy is a disease, but maybe something good can come from it Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Stop being grumpy it’s lame.

Can you shut up please? Please don’t cry.

Wiping his kisses away. (TikTok prank)

“This right here still feels like a honeymoon, when you say my name. Nothings changed.”

Hurt Feelings

Sawamura Daichi

Have you seen my hoodie?? Noooo. You’re wearing it aren’t you?

You want to kiss me so bad right now.

Stress relief (NSFW)

Shoyo Hinata

Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying

Tobio Kageyama

Wiping his kisses away. (TikTok prank)

“So what you doing tonight? Better say doing you right”

“Boy you’re driving me crazy, although I say nothing can faze me.”

You know I’m just a flight away

Azumane Asahi

I’ll always be there for you

FUKURODANI

Koutarou Bokuto

Give me attention

Wiping his kisses away (TikTok prank)

“But we both know that deep down, the feelings still deep down is good.”

“As I’m laying down with you every night, it still gets to me that you remain by my side.”

Calling him “bro” prank

Keiji Akaashi

Am I your Lock Screen? You weren’t supposed to see that.

Your hand fits perfectly in mine.

NEKOMA

Tetsuro Kuroo 

You ain’t my boyfriend, and I ain’t your girlfriend.

You want to kiss me so bad right now.

“Last time I checked, you were the one that left me in a mess, me in a wreck.”

SHIRATORIZAWA

Wakatoshi Ushijima

I love you.

Calling him “bro” prank

Clinging onto your boyfriend while he's distracted (TikTok challenge) 

Misunderstanding

AOBA JOHSAI

Tooru Oikawa

You want to kiss me so bad right now.

“I've been waiting so long for a love like this, it’s a feeling so strong I don’t want to resist.”

Hajime Iwaizumi

You shot right through my heart Part 1 Part 2

Clinging onto your boyfriend while he’s distracted (Tik Tok challenge)

INARIZAKI

Atsumu Miya

You want to kiss me so bad right now.

“And yes I’m a mess but I’m blessed to be stuck with you”

Can’t sleep without you by my side

Calling him “bro” prank

Terms and conditions Pt. 1 Pt. 2 (NSFW)

Osamu Miya

You call him a friend on the phone with somebody else (TikTok prank)

Rintaro Suna

You call him a friend on the phone with somebody else. (TikTok prank)

I like to fuck when I’m drunk (NSFW)

Calling him “bro” prank

Clinging onto your boyfriend while he’s distracted (TikTok challenge)

I want you for myself

Shinsuke Kita

You call him a friend, on the phone with somebody else (TikTok prank)

OTHERS

Kiyoomi Sakusa 

“You don’t need no free time. That’s you and me time”

[hajimewhore]

☾ᴋᴀʀᴀꜱᴜɴᴏ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ

I feel like this has been done before, but the thought popped in my head when I was working my iwa series, and I wanted to get my headcanons out there!

➸gn!Reader, fluff fluff fluff, a lil humor, sleep time💤

[Masterlist] [Nekoma]

✰ Sawamura Daichi  ➸ We all know this fucker sleeps on his back like a psychopath, like how do you sleep on your back and wake up like YEP, BABE, WASN’T THAT A PLEASANT REST? ➸ The bonus to this though is that you can comfortably cuddle up to him and wrap your arms around his middle without having to do any funky positions. ➸ He also sleeps like a rock, you’ve drawn on his face before and he didn’t budge. ➸ You couldn’t stifle the laugh the next morning when he woke up, kind expression on his face, “Morning, babe,” with doodles scrawled across his features. ➸ “I like your glasses!” you laugh, but he looks so puzzled it has you falling on your back with laughter.

✰ Nishinoya Yuu/Hinata Shouyou ➸ They sleep with a thousand pillows. Weird plushes from cartoons you’ve never heard of, new pillows, lumpy pillows you wonder why they haven’t been pitched. ➸ Instead of uniformly sleeping on their backs like Daichi would, they’d sprawl their limbs out. You can’t say it out loud to them in risk of getting an earful, but you wonder how they can hang off the mattress when they’re small enough to lay comfortably on it. ➸ They also make getting ready for bed like a little adventure, and it warms your heart when they eagerly pat the empty spot they made just for you in the sea of pillows.

✰ Sugawara Koushi ➸ Suga sleeps with two to three pillows, and will whole heartedly sacrifice one to make room for you. ➸ He snores so softly, and sometimes sleeps with his mouth open, but it’s so cute it doesn’t bother you one bit. ➸ He once caught you putting stuff in his mouth to see when he would wake up, which he did immediately. ➸ This is how you found out he was a very light sleeper. When you struggled to explain yourself, he simply patted your head softly, before dozing back off.

✰ Azumane Asahi ➸ He will attempt to go to bed with his hair WET FROM A SHOWER. ➸ The absolute maniac. ➸ He does attempt to dry it a bit, but it’s still dripping when he gets to bed. Because of this, you’ve gotten into the habit of drying his hair for him, and while you’re toweling off his hair he always nods off. ➸ Only to jump straight into flight mode (definitely not fight mode) when you start the blow dryer to finish the job. ➸ Laughing, you have to coax him back to finish drying his hair, apologizing for not warning him.

✰ Tanaka Ryuunosuke ➸ He WILL try to sleep in jeans if you let him. How is that even comfortable? ➸ The amount of times you’ve caught him snoring (loudly) on the couch, with denim wrapped around his legs, is astonishing. ➸ Not to mention, he’ll sleep anywhere. He can fall asleep in a wooden chair if it was all that was available. ➸ You have to usher him to bed, him nearly falling over on the way there, and convince him to change into something more comfortable. Though he is always eager to comply, so there isn’t much fuss. ➸ Despite his rough appearance and attitude, he always wraps his arms around you like you’re made of glass, softly stroking your back until he inevitably falls asleep before you.

✰ Tsukishima Kei ➸ He is such a quiet sleeper you have a hard time telling whether he’s asleep or not. His eyes are closed, his breathing is even, is he asleep yet? ➸ You tried to pull a prank on him once, but you jumped three feet when his voice echoed the quiet room “What are you doing?” ➸ It lowkey scared you so much you never attempted it again, though you do keep a list of tik tok pranks you’d one day love to attempt on him. ➸ He also tends to fall asleep with his glasses on. Whether he’s awake or not (you sincerely can’t tell), you’ll gently pluck them from his nose and rest them on the bedside table. ➸ If he is awake, he’ll pretend to be asleep and accept the gesture, curling up to your side in his ‘sleep’.

✰ Kageyama Tobio ➸ Kageyama sets a strict bedtime, always efficient with his schedule. Practice till X time, wake up at X time. ➸ If he sees you staying up a little too late, he won’t hesitate to toss you over his shoulder and put you in bed. He’s so aggressive, and for what? ➸ He tells you that you need to keep a good sleep schedule because it’s good for your body, something about less nightmares and the effects of sleep paralysis, word vomits on about some other lifestyle things. ➸ But the real reason is that he just wants to fall asleep with you wrapped up in his arms, cozy in the sheets with him. ➸ He won’t admit it, ever, but you’ve already guessed that’s the case.

✰ Yamaguchi Tadashi ➸ When you first spend the night, Yamaguchi is a TRAIN WRECK. ➸ It’s time for bed, he lets you get comfortable, “g-goodnight!” and straight up tries to leave. ➸ “Where are you going?” you’re very confused at this point, did he forget something? But he said goodnight? Nope, Yamaguchi was legit about to sleep on the couch. ➸ “We’re dating, you can sleep here if you want.” You don’t wanna rush him but you want him to know it’s perfectly fine. “Oh, I can sleep on the floor then!” He panics, putting some pillows and a blanket on the ground. “No, up here, silly!” ➸ “R-right, if you don’t mind then,” Of course you don’t, and he awkwardly clambers into bed and you wrap your arms around his back. He tries not to implode when he feels your warmth and your face pressing against his shoulder.

[Masterlist] [Nekoma]

[suckmybigtoeoikawa]

THERE IS A NEW MASTERLIST HERE I WILL NOT BE UPDATING THIS MASTER LIST ANYMORE

https://suckmybigtoeoikawa.tumblr.com/ask

Haikyuu 

Songs I think they would listen to

Hinata

Kageyama

Tsukishima 

Sugawara 

Semi

Kuroo

Suna

Kenma 

How they first met you 

Kuroo

Bokuto

Having a thick/ plus sized s/o 

Nishinoya

Asahi

Bokuto

 Oikawa

 Tendou

Kuroo

Ushijima

Terushima

Atsumu

Haikyuu boys with a singer soulmate

Kuroo

Tsukishima

Tendou

Terushima

Tattoos I think the Haikyuu boys would get

Tendou

Suna

Kenma

Tsukishima

Lev

Chill days with ____

Atsumu

Kuroo

Semi

NSFW Songs the Haikyuu boys would f*ck you to

Kuroo

Kageyama (COMING SOON)

Suna

Their Favorite thing about you

Atsumu (coming soon)

Terushima

Kuroo

Kenma

Oikawa

Sugawara

Watching you take out your box braids

Kuroo

Bokuto

Haikyuu boys after you post good pictures to Instagram

Tsukishima

Kuroo

Atsumu

Semi

Ushijima

Asahi

Requests

S/O that plays volleyball

Bokuto

Kuroo

Sugawara

Getting their S/O a dog

Tendou

Aone

Haikyuu boys dating a black reader

Kyotani

Really random

really random #1

really random #2

really random #3

really random #4

really random #5

Mha/ BNHA

Songs I think the would listen to

Dabi

Kirishima

Denki

Bakugo

Todoroki

Sero

Iida

Tokoyami

Ojiro

Request

MHA Boys dating a black reader

Dabi

S/O that wants to fuck 24/7

Kirishima

Denki

Mirio

Dabi

MHA with a wife

Iida

S/O with an oral fixation

Aizawa

Iida

Petite S/O but with big butt and wide hips

Suna

Semi

Tendou

Akaashi

Futakuchi

Inarizaki play Uno with a fem!black reader

Inarizaki (the whole team)

Tik tok pranks with black reader

Suna

Tsukishima

Suna getting jealous with fem!black reader

Suna

Black fem!reader twerking in front of Suna and Atsumu

Suna

Atsumu

Black fem!reader wearing Suna’s joggers and hoodie

Suna

NSFW bitch tsukishima bullying x fem!black reader

Tsukishima

Making his fem!black girlfriend blush

Tsukishima

First date headcannons

Suna

Tendou

Aone

Tsukishima X black fem chubby reader fluff

Tsukishima

Suna and fem!black reader saying mmmh at the end of every sentence

Suna

s/o who is chubby but with no curves

Oikawa

Iwazumi

Suna

MHA/ Haikyuu Boys watching you simp

Shigaraki

Iida

Tendou

[tanzaniiite]

“crack my back/neck” trend

w/ tsukishima & asahi

requests: OPEN

warnings: none!

a/n: if you couldn’t tell,, i really like tik tok trends 🙂enjoy!

TSUKISHIMA

he cares a lot more than he lets on

so you could only imagine what was running through his head when he thought he broke your back

this started off as most things go: you saw this trend on tik tok, got inspired and decided to make one yourself

and tsukki isn’t tik tok illiterate; he knew you were prone to try these pranks on him and fail miserably bc he called you out every single time

so you had to really sell the fact that you were hurt

alright! so you were at his house just chilling and you two had took a good hour nap together

today was one of the rare times that you woke up before him, so why not seize the opportunity that had so graciously presented itself in front of you

you set up your phone between some of his dinosaur plushies and once it was covered up pretty well, you grabbed two potato chips and placed them in your mouth. then you climbed back on your boyfriend’s bed and shook him gently

“tsukki, baby, my back hurts”

he squints at you, “what?”

“my back hurts, i think i slept wrong”

…

“the fuck you want me to do?”

“crack it please”

now he’s sitting up and put on his glasses, he gives you a suspicious look

“y/n if this is that stupid tik tok prank i swear–”

“babe! i’m serious, it really hurts”

with a sigh he motions for you to stand up, he puts you in the right position then wraps his arms around you, “ready?”

you nod slightly

“okay take a deep breath”

ugh he’s so caring 🥺

he then proceeds to crack your back, you bite down on the chips, successfully making a crack! noise

you then go limp in his arms, groaning and really try to play the part 🤡 he doesn’t drop you but tries to get you to stand up

“ha ha ha sooo funny. get up”

now he’s set you on the floor but you’re not done yet, “ow ow ow baby what did you do? it hurts worse”

you’re desperately trying not laugh as you see his resting b face change into one of concern, “does it really hurt?”

“yes! i can’t move, tsukki it hurts to move”

can you say acting skills~

safe to say he’s internally freaking out

“o..kay, stay here. i’ll get akiteru” he says, about to rush out the room, only for you to grab his arm.

“wait.. wait”

“wdym wait? you’re back might be broken stupid”

you started giggling, show him the broken chips in your mouth and you point to your hidden phone, “it was prank hehe”

kei stares at you in disbelief, “i knew it”

“nooo~ you believed me”

“yeah because you looked like you were really hurt”

“it’s called acting sweetie” you cooed, puckering your lips for a kiss

“ugh get out of my house”

ASAHI

panic? the only emotion he knows

you love your boyfriend, you really do, but you love pranking him in front of his friends more. and he doesn’t seem to mind, seeing as he’s never seriously asked you to stop

here’s what happened, believe it or not: daichi and suga put you up to this

they love him too but he’s too easy to mess with

you decide to do it at the next practice, you sat and watched the whole thing so it was the perfect excuse as to why your “neck was hurting”

he’s already fretting over you like a worried mother hen, “are you okay? do you need an ice pack or something?”

“no no but can you crack my neck please?”

suga chuckles under his breath and starts recording

although he’s hesitant, he positions himself behind you and places his hands gently on your jaw, “i’m gonna crack your neck now, okay?”

you nodded slightly and quickly slipped the pasta noddles that tanaka and noya gave you (don’t ask) into your mouth

the whole team is in on this little prank of yours and are watching in anticipation

asahi swears he just tilted your head slightly when he heard the sickening crack!

i’m telling you his soul left his body when you went limp

he instantly dropped you, “y/n!!!”

you kinda just laid motionless, trying not to laugh

“holy shit asahi! did you kill her?!” tanaka shouted

“he totally did, look!” noya chimes in

asahi is trembling so bad omg, you feel horrible

“ooo asahi is going to jail” hinata commented

that seem to snap him out of his daze, “i-i didn’t mean to! she told me to crack her neck!” he shouted defensively

you can hear the wavering in his voice and you know he’s about to cry. so you get up slowly and smile sheepishly

“haha, it’s just a prank bro”

asahi just blinks and frowns a bit, “not cool guys”

“aw come don’t be like that, it was just a harmless prank” noya pouts

daichi silently tells noya to shut up, then turns to asahi, “sorry man, we didn’t think you’d get so upset”

you kinda shuffle to him and hold his hands, “i’m sorry baby, i thought it would be funny”

he sighs and gives you small smile,

“i’m just glad you’re okay”

___

haven’t wrote for these two in a while so here you go! :^)

[krappykawa]

MASTERLIST ༉ ࿐ྂ。

↝ karasuno

tsukishima kei. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger

headcanon. having a s/o that likes to read

smau/text au. reacting to “let’s fuck”

headcanon. haikyuu boys + unrequited love

kageyama tobio. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger

smau/text au. reacting to “let’s fuck”

sugawara koushi. ಌ

smau/text au. reacting to “let’s fuck”

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger (pt 2)

sawamura daichi. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger (pt 2)

headcanon. having a s/o that likes to read

yamaguchi tadashi. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger (pt 2)

hinata shoyo. ಌ

headcanon. s/o calls them husband tik tok prank

↝ aoba johsai

oikawa tooru. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger

multi-chapter fic. “i mildly like you more than like” (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6) — desc. in which an incessant fan girl, a kiss, and a little bit of denial makes oikawa tooru realize he might mildly like you more than like (completed.)

headcanon. fake dating

smau/text au. reacting to “let’s fuck”

headcanon. haikyuu boys + unrequited love

headcanon. having a s/o that likes to read

headcanon. s/o calls them husband tik tok prank

iwaizumi hajime. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger

smau/text au. reacting to “let’s fuck”

headcanon. having an s/o that likes to read

↝ nekoma

kuroo tetsurou. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger

headcanon. having a s/o that likes to read

headcanon. nekoma reacts to kuroo yelling about his favorite book character dying (companion piece to ‘having a s/o that likes to read’)

headcanon. fake dating

smau/text au. reacting to “let’s fuck”

kozume kenma. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger

↝ inarizaki

miya atsumu. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger

headcanon. having a s/o that likes to read

headcanon. fake dating

smau/text au. reacting to “let’s fuck”

headcanon. haikyuu boys + unrequited love

miya osamu. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger

headcanon. s/o calls them husband tik tok prank

↝ fukurodani

akaashi keiji. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger

headcanon. having a s/o that likes to read

bokuto koutarou. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger (pt 2)

↝ johzenji

terushima yuuji. ಌ

headcanon. having a s/o that likes to read

↝ shiratorizawa

ushijima wakatoshi. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger (pt 2)

tendou satori. ಌ

headcanon. haikyuu boys + how they convey anger (pt 2)

[sortavibing]

Please insult tsukishima, hinata, atsumu, ushijima and kuroo :D

has hello! i already did tsukishima in another post which i’ll link here

hinata: 

his entire closet is just the 5th-grade highlighter boy fit, and he thinks it’s actually fashionable

he washes his hair every 2 weeks, and only because someone on the team tells him it looks disgusting,

if anyone says anything about struggling, he just has this need to show them that he is struggling more, like if someone says that they had to walk to school and it was tiring, he would say he bikes uphill every day, so you shouldn’t complain.

he thinks cream cheese and grapes taste good together, and he will just eat them using the cream cheese as a dipping sauce.

he has these really dirty sneakers, and like they have permanent mud stains on them, and he leaves dirt marks wherever he walks.

will eat warm yogurt and think it’s perfectly fine.

he will steal your food without asking, and if you call him out on it he will say you were too slow.

thinks it’s really funny to step on the backs of your shoes, but if you do the same to him, he will get mad at you.

he loves to watch the stupid prank videos on youtube that are obviously fake, but he believes them and tries to pull them on the karasuno team, and fails horribly.

atsumu:

compliments himself in front of the mirror for a minimum of 10 minutes each day.

he wears sunglasses indoors because he thinks it makes him look cooler, but he really looks like a dork.

he cries during every pixar movie, and then just says it was because he had something in his eye. (wall-e broke him- like he wasn’t mentally there for a solid 3 days)

says he’s a gamer, but the only game he is actually good at is dance dance revolution, and he does brag about this whenever he gets the chance.

he does not clean his phone, so the screen is so greasy and smudged, and the case has dirt all over it. no one dares touch it but him.

has a fear of big bird from sesame street, and only osamu knows.

makes really bad thirst traps and posts them on tik toks, and lowkey gets mad when they get like no likes.

is really bad a poker, but still really likes playing with the inarizaki team, and bets way too much, because he thinks people will back down because he is so confident.

chews with his mouth open :I

ushijima:

thinks WAP means “worship and prayer”

will hold funerals for dead bugs he finds on the sidewalk with tendou.

he unironically watches 5-minute crafts and thinks that all of their crafts would actually work.

he has said uwu before

uses a regular pencil, but he doesn’t sharpen it at all, so his writing is so bad and it always is smudgy.

unironically uses facebook, and posts daily status updates.

breaks the long part of a pen cap off with every pen he has, even if he’s just borrowing it from someone.

if he isn’t wearing training sneakers, he will be wearing super beat-up cowboy boots that are almost broken, but he says they are comfortable and will wear them until the heel falls off.

saw on tik tok that people were doing makeup, and wanted to try it for himself, but ended up failing miserably, but he thought it looked good and showed it to the shiratorizawa team, who had to struggle to contain their laughter.

kuroo:

thinks he knows how to wink flirtatiously, but he doesn’t really know how to wink, so when he tries to do it, he just ends up closing both of his eyes really hard.

memorized the entire periodic table song for fun, and that’s the only thing he knows how to sing.

tries to do the kpop dances and he puts a lot of effort into memorizing them, and when he performs for kenma, he tells him it’s actually bad, and kuroo is visibly offended for like a week.

makes fan pages for his friends, and pretends it isn’t him, even though it’s really obvious that it is him.

he thinks that skinny jeans are fashionable and show off his “fit” to the nekoma team, and just waits for them to compliment him on it. (no one does)

wears a backpack with one strap not on his arm, with the other strap crossed across his chest, and thinks it makes him look cool.

thinks that he’s the “mom friend” of the nekoma team friend group, but he’s really the nerdy older cousin.

he once tried to curl his hair, so his bedhead would look different, and it ended up looking so bad that he had to wear a hat for the rest of the day.

unironcially says “dhmu”

i hope you enjoyed!