#first ✨ matchup

[pebblezone]

I think causing problems and being irritating is a great pastime

[hotvintagepoll]

hotvintagepoll Hot Men Tournament rundown thoughts

I promised a final recap post and here it is! I'll try to cover the questions I saw the most as we closed out the bracket, reveal my ✨secret faves✨, and talk about the biggest surprises and turnarounds I saw in the brackets.

Yes, this will get silly.

ROUND 1

As I've mentioned before, I worked off submissions for who to include in the bracket, so if your fave was missing—that's why. I used submitted pics when I could, but many submissions didn't have one, so I tried to find decent ones in the couple of days I had to prep the first round (I didn't always succeed). By decent, I mean pics where 1) I could see the hot man's face, so not too much moody lighting, and 2) hopefully conveyed something about his vibe, even if it was a funny thing (yes, I showed Howard Keel in full Shakespeare get-up—I'm not beyond putting up a pic because I think it's funny). I didn't know all of these hotties going in, so some I had to guess with, but when I could I tried to pick shots that had a touch of the humor, class, or genre of the hot man.

For Round 1 and Round 2, I grouped the hotties by each decade, so only '60s actors ran against '60s actors, '50s against '50s, etc. Male beauty standards shifted pretty dramatically over the sixty years this tournament covers, and I didn't think it was fair to pit dramatically different styles of beauty against each other immediately.

I pitted hot men against each other based on opposing energies—hot vs cold, elegant vs rough, comedy vs drama, etc.. I wanted the polls to be interesting and I've never liked brackets where everyone is clearly in different "lanes" until the finals! I also wanted to make polls where I couldn't tell which way they would swing, so by setting matchups that felt opposite but equal, I got to be surprised by the bracket results too.

The only reason we had any three-way matchups is because the amount of men submitted didn't round to a nice bracket number. I don't like them generally and find them really hard to balance.

Secret faves from Round 1—I am a James Coburn girlie and knew he would die immediately, so that was not a shock but a bummer. I similarly knew Robert Preston is only magical to people who have seen him do His Little Dance Routines in That One Iowa Musical, but it would have been nice for him to last longer.

Surprises—Jeremy Brett was a last-minute add and I didn't think he really had a shot, so I put him in as a third wheel on the Sean Connery/Dean Martin matchup. Little did I count on the Granada girlies. (Always count on the Granada girlies.) The Elvis/Peter Falk poll was the first one to gain any momentum—Elvis was winning for the first 24 hours but then, my god, did Peter fight back. I didn't expect the Tab/Toshiro poll to make that bad a mincemeat out of Tab—people have different tastes, and I thought the people who like blonde sunny All American white boys might turn out for The Blonde Sunny All American White Boy. Sorry, Tab. I hope you've peeled yourself off the sidewalk by now. And, of course, I was SHOCKED and APPALLED that James Cagney would be obliterated by, of all people, Mr. Bing Crosby.

SHADOW BRACKET

The fervor of the Harold Lloyd and Fredric March people inspired the shadow bracket, and I couldn't be happier at the way it's gone. You were right, the original photos I had for them did suck. Cunty Harold Lloyd in his little life guard uniform was a revelation.

ROUND 2

For Round 2 I'd gotten a better sense of who was doing well and who was not, so a little of that came into play, but I mostly paired on vibes again. (I genuinely think this is a good way to make a fun, challenging bracket.)

Secret faves—Noooo not hot dilf Dick Van Dyke don't take my hot inventor dilf away uwu!!! (He was up against Marlon Brando. I would have been shocked if he'd won but for a minute there, a glorious second, it was possible.) I am also a big old softie for David Niven's particular brand of repression to the point of volcanic rupture, but he is one of many hotties who does not look good without moving and speaking so I figured he would be going.

So much beef—hey! hey you. I ran a poll asking if we are horny for dancers. Yes, was the resounding poll response. Where, then, did all the fucking dancers go? This round we lost Donald O'Connor, Fred Astaire, Harold Nicholas; Sammy Davis Jr., Danny Kaye, Frank Sinatra, and Bing Crosby all sneak into this category as well, by token of having been in the kind of big MGM bang-a-pan-and-put-on-a-show beloved bedlams we all watch at Christmastime. Round 2 voters HATED musical matchups. Except for one.

The one—SOUND OF MUSIC, the voters said, WE LOVE SOUND OF MUSIC. we will KILL the man responsible for salad dressing because of the SOUND OF MUSIC. every other dance man can die but THIS man dances a FOLK DANCE with JULIE ANDREWS in a GARDEN. I did not go into this poll with strong opinions about Christopher Plummer or Paul Newman but my god did I leave having heard all of them.

Surprises—James Edwards/Anthony Perkins matchup was a nail biter! Conrad vs Oscar kept me up at nights. Surprised to see Basil Rathbone survive against Sabu Dastagir—both very fetching, but Sabu had some top-tier propaganda. Cesar Romero put up a surprisingly stiff fight against Cary Grant (an omen for things to come).

Oh horrors—horror heroes surprisingly fell all over the place. I was sure either Bela Lugosi or Turhan Bey would sweep their three-way matchup, but Michael Redgrave of all people carried through; Boris Karloff went down against Johnny Weismuller (while holding hands with fellow fallen hottie Fred Astaire), but at least we got his guacamole recipe before he went. Delighted to see that the Venn diagram of the coalitions who support horror hero Vincent Price and funny lil guy Donald O'Connor is a circle.

Secret faves pt 2—oh yeah, I fucking love Danny Kaye and Donald O'Connor. RIP funny lil kings.

ROUND 3

For some reason this was the hardest one to make matchups for. Oh no, all the men are hot.

Secret faves—Michael Redgrave i love you SO much you're SUCH an idiot, how did you make it as far as round 3. I want you to sweep the whole thing but you should NOT be surviving this. I love you, here's a kiss, go home.

Surprises—Marlon Brando is gone! Errol Flynn is gone! Christopher Plummer exhausted himself beating the organic oreos man to death and goes out with a whimper. Beginning to actually see the roots of #mifunesweep as Tyrone Power, a hot man very different from Burt Lancaster, who was in turn very different from Tab Hunter, also gets swept under the wheels of the unbeatable toshirobus. Conrad Veidt finds that no amount of purring svelte eccentricity compares to the people who will fuck a young Lt. Columbo.

SHADOW BRACKET 2

Cannot believe it but Veidt loses this one too. Perkins sweeps and becomes Prince of the Shadow Realm!

ROUND 4

At this point I've set a formal bracket that I'm following.

Secret faves—this isn't secret anymore, but losing Jimmy Stewart hurt.

Surprises—The Gene Kelly/Jeremy Brett matchup was the diciest one all round, moving back and forth between the two by sometimes .01%. Far more surprising, however, was Cary Grant getting eliminated before the quarterfinals. Grant has never been my type, but he is famous for being THE type, so while the writing had been on the wall the whole tournament—how on earth did Michael Redgrave even get 36% in his matchup?!—seeing Grant go down was a SHOCKER. Other fallen hotties included Gregory Peck, James Dean, Harry Belafonte, and Sessue Hayakawa. Peter Falk finally met his match in Omar Sharif.

QUARTERFINALS

Secret faves—I don't know if it counts as a secret fave, tbh, as my horses in the race really went out with Stewart, but I do have a soft spot here worth mentioning. Here's my childhood dog, Keaton.

The resemblance is truly striking, and yes, he was short, fast, and not prone to smiling.

Surprises—I couldn't predict how any of these matchups would go down, but I was most interested in Keaton vs Sharif, as they are both SO hot in SUCH different ways.

SEMIFINALS:

This was such a good batch of semifinalist contestants. By this point I think we could all tell Mifune was unstoppable (though I thought Sharif might give him a run for his money), but I really didn't know which way Robeson vs Poitier would flip.

FINALS:

I wanted Sidney Poitier to pull a last-minute sweep out of nowhere, but alas, Toshiro is just THAT GOOD (maybe. I will admit that I find Toshiro's domination a little hard to believe, given the variety and hotness of all his competitors; the man is hot but all these men are hot). I'm still happy with how the tournament went.

FINAL MEDITATIONS:

Biggest shock of a dropout: the loss of Paul Newman

Biggest "you people have no taste": the loss of James Cagney

Biggest victory: Paul Robeson making it to the semifinals over often-assumed champion Gregory Peck

Biggest coalition who deserve justice: dancing men

Biggest ask character: vents anon (currently eating Laurence Olivier)

Biggest, uhh, anything: how many of you are here! I genuinely thought it would be me and 10 other people voting for the whole tournament. I'm thrilled it took off like this!

I think that's everything, but I'm happy to answer addl asks. And THANK YOU to everyone for your tags, rants, impassioned propaganda, beautiful pics, and love for the hot men! See you for the ladies!

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Hiya! I’d like to request a DC (Batfam) matchup (both platonic and romantic)

I’m 19 and about to turn 20 in next year, she/her, I prefer match with boy. I have long black hair in jellyfish haircut, black eyes, 5’1 ft. tall, wearing rose pink-gold glasses. I’m pretty super shy when meeting new people, but I’ll be pretty friendly when I get used to around them, even I like being lone wolf sometimes. But I’m always humble when it comes to compliments for something like that, and I always bottling myself up so they won’t be worry about me— I don’t wanna show them my weak self

I like playing video games, watching series and cartoons and listening to music— my fav artists are THE RAMPAGE and Ballistik Boyz from EXILE TRIBE. My favorites game rn are Persona, Gotham Knights, Love and Deepspace and Purenista. Oh— and I’m super interested in Jirai Kei clothes, I’d like to try them sometimes, also coquette clothes too. I like pink, white, blue and black.

I think that’ll be it for now, hope you’ll have a nice day/night! 👐🏻✨

HI!

I hope you like your matchups!

Both platonic and romantic.

Enjoy! <333

(I also hope you have a good day/night!)

Romantic and Platonic Matchups; DC

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Romantic;

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DC;

Dick Grayson -

You met Dick at a Gotham City community event sponsored by Wayne Enterprises, focused on supporting youth education programs.

You were there mainly to check out the art installations and avoid the crowd, but tripped (classic Gotham sidewalk) and dropped your blue glasses.

Dick, being the absolute gentleman he is, swooped in to hand you your glasses before you could even react, offering a charming smile and a lighthearted joke to ease the awkwardness.

You shyly thanked him, trying not to get flustered by how dazzling his smile was.

Razzle dazzle.

He noticed your interest in the art pieces and struck up a conversation about them, sensing your shyness but giving you space to speak at your own pace.

After that meeting, Dick went out of his way to check in whenever he saw you again - at the library, Wayne Tech events, or even random coffee shops in Gotham.

Your mutual love for video games quickly became a bonding point when he overheard you talking about Persona with someone. He lit up, and soon enough, he was asking for co-op gaming nights.

Tim Drake got roped into your gaming hangouts, and the three of you often ended up bickering about who gets to play who in what games.

Dick is annoyingly good at video games for someone who claims he doesn’t play often.

Dick was drawn to your kindness and humility, noticing how you’d bottle up your emotions to avoid troubling others.

He admired your strength but also worried about how much you carried alone.

He started showing up for you in small ways—bringing you snacks during late-night gaming sessions, sending you silly memes about Gotham's crumbly streets and constant rain (because Gotham humor), and leaving handwritten notes of encouragement in your game cases.

You slowly started noticing how his compliments felt more personal, and his teasing turned softer.

When Tim pointed out, “He’s always looking at you like you hung the moon or something,” you couldn’t stop blushing.

Dick confessed after a particularly rough night of patrol.

The first date was a surprise outing to a lowkey rooftop cafe in Gotham with fairy lights and a view of the city.

Dick wanted something cozy and intimate where you wouldn’t feel overwhelmed.

But, if that is too much, he is more than willing to just get take-out and watch a movie with you.

He gifted you a bracelet with a tiny, bird charm, saying, “I got you, babe."

The Batfam adored you, especially Alfred, who insisted you join their family dinners.

Damian was skeptical at first but warmed up after you showed him some of your favorite music.

Sometimes Dick would just find you and Damian laying on one of the floors of the mansion, just staring at the ceiling, blasting your music.

Nightwing patrol ride-alongs! (Only when it’s safe.)

He loves watching you try out Jirai Kei and coquette-inspired outfits, showering you with sincere compliments like, “You look breathtaking.”

Sometimes, he’d even help you pick out accessories, surprisingly good at matching colors and styles.

"You don't have to carry everything alone. I'm here."

If you ever expressed an interest in learning acrobatics, he’d teach you, claiming, “It’s in the Grayson genes to be amazing at flips.”

You’d surprise him with little trinkets, like a custom charm for his Escrima sticks or a scrapbook of your favorite moments together.

If he ever seemed off after a tough night as Nightwing, you’d sit with him in silence, offering quiet comfort until he was ready to talk.

If family events with the batfam ever get overwhelming, Dick is always there to take you to a different room, before scolding everyone.

Will love it if you ever watch to wear matching clothes.

And will love it if you ever want to try on his Nightwing costume.

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Platonic;

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DC;

Jason Todd -

You met Jason at Gotham’s Public Library.

You were immersed in a true crime novel.

You didn't know why you were reading it.

But, Jason couldn’t resist making a dry comment about how unrealistic the book’s portrayal of Gotham criminals was.

At first, his sarcastic tone caught you off guard, but you quickly warmed up when he joked, “Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you. I’m not a creep - promise.”

It took a bit for you to really open up - and trust this random guy - but you did.

And you found out that his name was Jason.

Jason appreciates how you don’t push him to open up but still offer a quiet presence when he needs it. He starts calling you his “book buddy.”

And "movie buddy."

And "gaming buddy."

And "buddy buddy."

The two of you often exchange playlists, and he surprises you by liking some of your softer songs. “Don’t tell anyone I listen to this, or I’ll lose my street cred.”

You introduce him to your favorite games, and he pretends he’s only kind of into them, even though he’s secretly grinding levels late at night.

Just so he can beat you.

How rude XD.

Jason has a protective streak a mile wide, so when he realizes you tend to bottle up your emotions, he tells you, “You’ve got me. Always. Don’t forget that.”

He often drags you to hidden gems around Gotham, like hole-in-the-wall diners or rooftop gardens, saying, “Gotta show you the real Gotham.”

The Batfam occasionally joins in, and while Jason pretends to be annoyed, he secretly loves seeing you interact with them.

You and Tim bonding over games might even make him jealous - just a little.

Midnight strolls around Gotham while blasting music through a shared pair of earbuds. He loves how easy it is to just exist around you.

He introduces you to shooting at the Batcave’s range, saying, “Every Gothamite needs to know how to protect themselves.”

(Don’t worry—he’s patient, but he teases you when you miss.)

You’d both marathon cheesy horror movies, and he’d mock the bad acting while sneaking popcorn out of your bowl.

If anyone made you feel uncomfortable, Jason would be the first to step in with a sharp comment or a not-so-subtle glare. “Mess with them, you mess with me.”

Honestly, who am I kidding? The whole batfam is going to be there for you.

He’d fix anything that breaks in your apartment, even if it’s 3 AM.

Sometimes you'll just find Jason lounging on your couch at 3 in the morning when you grab a glass of water.

Your place becomes a safe place for him when he doesn't want to deal with people or family.

Jason secretly commissions a Jirai Kei-inspired jacket for you.

You’d quietly slip his favorite snacks or books into his bag, knowing he rarely treats himself.

If he ever had a rough night as Red Hood, you’d offer a distraction by challenging him to a game or sharing a funny story.

He’d appreciate your effort to lighten his mood.

[aaron-m-geist-ff]

hiii!Hope you're having a good day ^^ Here for zodiac matchup please! She/they and a Scorpio :3 smutty please lol xDD

thanks so much in advance <3

Heyy!! Thank you so much! My day was really good, I am happy that I am able to calm down now and write some headcanons before I have to work tomorrow :)

All 3 of my siblings are Scorpios 🤣🩷✨

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You got…🥁🥁🥁

Choso!

“…Huh? You’re interested in me?”

Choso would be so shocked that you’re interested in him romantically. He sees you as the epitome of beauty, a perfect mixture of good looks and intelligence. He also loves how emotionally intelligent you are. He would blush so hard if you confessed your feelings to him. Probably pinch himself to make sure that he’s not dreaming.

As a Scorpio, you are known for your sex drive. But sex holds a lot of emotional value for you. Therefore, it can be very intense and it’s easy for you to get attached to someone through sex. Choso was a good choice for you. He is extremely loyal and protective. And…Also a virgin 👀

Choso would be so dumbfounded by the fact that you like him. He would go out of his way to spoil his Scorpio woman, make sure to take her out on dates and make her little gifts. Choso would be the type to make you some little origami hearts. He’s such a sweetie.

When you finally get him into bed, he will 100% get pussy drunk for you.

“God…You feel so good. So, so good-“

Choso would groan under his breath as he thrusts into your slick pussy, spreading your legs impossibly wide in order to fit in between them properly. He can be so vocal. Some men are afraid to make any noise during sex, but Choso is not one of them. He would moan right beside your ear without any shame whatsoever.

“It’s so tight,” he would murmur. Then he would glance in between your flushed bodies, watching as his cock disappears into your wet folds.

“And…It’s pretty too.”

Choso would literally worship your pussy. Eat you out for hours and finger you until his hand cramps up. He would focus on your pleasure first in every scenario. Play with your breasts and bury his face into them when you’re on top, bouncing on his cock. He just can’t get enough of you. ;)

Read more Choso here

[isadollie]

★ matchup exchange with @eternalwritess <3!

♡ megumi fushiguro is your match!

★ he might be a bit grumpy at times but i hope it's not a problem for you lol

★ also not a big fan of physical touch, especially pda

★ will hold your hand in busy places, afraid to lose you in a crowd, but that's probably it

★ after he found out you like movies, he asked itadori for advice (cause megumi himself isn't too good with it), and then him and yuji spend the whole day talking about different movies

★ basically yuji was explaining to him plot of your favourite film, because just watching it isn't enough

★ and the next day megumi surprised you with how much he knows about it!

★ absolutely loves your sarcastic side

★ especially finds it super funny when someone around you can't tell whether you're being sarcastic at the moment or not, because HE always knows ✨

★ he's a little bit tsundere-ish, so sometimes he might act like he doesn't care, but you know the truth

★ the way his eyes soften when he receives a gift from you is just so adorable

★ he mutters just a little 'thank you' and that's it, but once he's alone he looks at it so carefully, wants to remember every single detail about it

★ cherishes everything you give him

★ i also imagine that he won't show those gifts to anyone around him (especially gojo lol) because he can't risk that someone might accidentally break or damage it

★ he knows he wouldn't be able to forgive himself, and he wouldn't be able to look you in the eyes after that, even if you said it's okay

the day was amazing.

it was a saturday, and both yoh and megumi were free from any duties, so you decided to spend the day together. just the two of you, without any distractions. it's been so long since the last time you were able to do something like that.

you felt as if it was your birthday, everything was just so sweet. you started the day by visiting your favourite coffee shop. even megumi seemed to be happier than usual; he was much more talkative, and he showed his soft smile a lot. it made you so happy.

then, you went to the movies. megumi held your hand through the whole film, and you fed him popcorn from time to time. luckily the movie was pretty loud, otherwise the rest of the people would be able to heard your soft laugh as you fed him.

the both of you kept repeating how awesome the day is, and that you should have all day long dates like this more often, whenever you have a chance.

but nothing lasts forever.

after the movies, you decided to end the day with some ice cream. megumi barely managed to pay for both of your orders, when you two heard a loud voice from the other side of the shop.

"megumiiii!!!"

oh no. gojo was here.

he was sitting alone in the corner of the ice cream shop, a few empty ice cream cups in front of him signalizing that he's been there for a while.

and so, the rest of the date wasn't calm and peaceful at all; with satoru talking your ears off, he even ended up eating megumi's ice cream too.

your second choice? itadori yuji!

yuji was my first thought, especially the part about you liking movies lol. but at the same time i feel like itadori loves physical touch a bit too much maybe? then i settled for megumi!

a/n: hiii, so so sorry it took me so long to complete this!!! anyway, i hope you like it:))

[glassesblorbospoll]

✨ glasses-wearing blorbos tournament ✨

Hello and welcome to the glasses blorbos tournament poll!! Where we will find out which spectacled character reigns supreme over the rest (but not in a mean-spirited way, because we love peace and love) (the losers will all DIE, badly).

We will be determining how the bracket is seeded (randomized or not, etc.) from YOUR guys' opinions! we'll start asking once the submissions close.

Once the poll starts, we encourage asks, replies, tags, posts, etc. with propaganda for your faves!!

you can start submitting your glasses-wearing blorbos NOW here!: link to the google form. but please read the rules below first.

rules:

be nice to your fellow real, living, breathing people.

no terfs no bigots no bitches

submit only via the form linked above; submissions via ask will not be accepted. only use the asks for questions, propaganda, and to be super nice to us

there is no deadline for the submissions yet. we will see when we close them once we start to get submissions, so please submit!

don't submit the same character more than once, but do make several submissions for several different characters if you so wish. you know how it goes.

in principle, we will only be accepting submissions for characters who wear glasses, NOT contacts, for like at least about 50% of their screentime. but it doesn't mean nobody else will be accepted! characters who wear them very rarely, wear a monocle, or have some other weird thing going on that we can't even imagine right now will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis.

keep in mind we are two people who don't know every piece of media in the world, and we can't spend all of our time doing research!! for this reason, try to provide evidence if it needs to be provided!

the criteria for who the superior glasses-wearer is up to you: do they represent the SPIRIT of glasses-wearing better? are they more iconic for the fact of wearing glasses than the other one? do they wear their glasses BETTER? or are they just your FAVORITE out of the two?!?! doesn't matter. but we're thinking it's mostly about the latter.

There are some characters we will be including by default because at least One of us Likes them (Velma Scooby Doo, Alphys Undertale, Berdly Deltarune, Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium, Teru Mikami from Death Note... maybe more...)

mods:

yo! i'm glitz, i'm also @thesoupisburning and i'm here because i wear glasses and think everyone should know ! i'll be doing most of the mathy stuff and also if you say anythin mean to us, you're saying something mean to rat and i WILL come for you. heart :} use any and all pronouns for me or check my carrd via my main. i am very friendly and love attention so please. please interact. also im opinionated and super sexy trust me bro <3

hi I'm @ratbefriender she/her you can call me Rat and it all started when I was approximately 7 years old and I wore glasses to school for the first time. when my classmates started asking me how many fingers they were holding up, I knew I had to fight the good fight for our brave spectacled blorbos, despite the word blorbos not existing yet. anyway: we're just having fun <3 be nice to us. peace and love.

inspired by: great poll tournaments such as @character-of-all-time @insanepoll @siblingshowdown @ultimatemessywomantournament @ultimate-rat-bracket @magnificent-mlm-matchup

gif below: random anime guy we dont know him sorry

[infranthrax]

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SFW Portion

» idia shroud

so he heard from the grapevine that you wanna play d&d and he squealed. listen, your chaotic, creative energy literally makes him feel like he’s not the only crazy one. you both would get along so well that yall would be inseparable practically. he’s the type of bro to take your ocs and put them in the sims for you.

the fact that you are also willing to get buck so easily, you make for one of those bodyguards with scary dog privileges and he breathes that man, like woah. he appreciates you. he would definitely teach you how to play d&d, lol, wow, all those games, and he would definitely throw out a nat 20 roll if he could to try and go simp mode, because let’s be honest, he does simp. and when this poor soul simps, he simps hard. take a metal pipe and drop it on him, that’s basically the equivalent of how he feels. regardless his shy little ass would rather just not act up on it because he doesn’t wanna look weirder than he already is.

how you lot would hang would be so niche… like a totally individualist kinda vibe, like it’s yalls’ energies, just mingling with each other. parallel activities are very much appreciated to him, like if you’re reading a book while he’s gaming, that’s a good deal to him. he also doesn’t do well in terms of executive dysfunction, as per his younger brother. if you actually remind him that he has to take care of things, because let’s face it, this blue blur gets caught up in his games for the most part that he sometimes forgets what time it is, he’ll appreciate you even more, in his stuttering red face way of course.

but there have been times where he would have to try and shakily pull your reins back. one time you saw a wasp in his room, and then he heard and saw it while he was in the middle of a quick match, and oh lord, he lost his shit. in response you decided to take the nearest object, which was one of his microphones, and tried to throw it at the wasp. you didn’t succeed at this however because he caught wind of you trying to kill it with his mic, and he held you and started yelling, “yo bestie! fuckin chill out that’s a murder hornet!” you still ended up killing the hornet anyway for him. bro was rizzed.

you lot eventually get closer and when white day hits he decides to be mr smooth guy and tried to (very nervously,) invite you over to his dorm for a movie. of course he picked an anime movie and you lot would end up having sort of an cheesy moment where he would kinda confess to you after the movie ended, all bashful and shit. it would be such a cute little set of banter. At first,he would be just as equally nervous around you in a relationship as he was before when he was crushing hard for you. holding hands in public? that’s a post marital act, how dare you manhandle this poor man with your sinful actions?! idia is definitely more of an introverted closed off person, therefore PDA is a no go for him as he thinks it’s embarrassing. behind closed doors though, thats a different story. idia is a massive cuddlebug and likes to have you sit in his lap as he games out. your relationship with idia is none but wholesome, especially when others find out. he would get teased for finally having a partner, more so with other students of ignihyde, which he jokes to you about as you’re really the only person he can talk comfortably to besides his younger brother and those he games with. you both share a very close bond with one another– one that is damn near bedrock solid. its cute, really.

NSFW SECTION

»trey clover

now, i was actually debating on lilia and silver as well. but i was like… hm. trey definitely looks like a good choice here. if you didn’t go for the other three, being idia, or maybe lilia or silver, trey would have been who you went for. trey has the reins needed to pull you back as he’s more relaxed and level headed, and this in turn goes well with your… bratty tendencies… we all know trey dislikes conflict.

you’re the chaotic cat to his gentle big dog, basically. and oh, what a pairing this is.

i feel like trey would be the guy to insert a gentle sense of control— a soft dominant. with the air of a saint bernard, he’s careful with you with his words, his tone, his touches… but on the surface, that’s all he lets you know. key words being, on the surface.

you like ropes. and he likes control. with careful discussion beforehand, he’ll happily tie you down. hes not really into intricacies such as shibari or anything the like, as it’s too complex and busy for him, but it does look pretty. he’ll try shibari maybe a few times with you, but at the end of the day, trey definitely is a sucker for the simpler things. tying your hands behind your back, along with your forearms. handcuffs? maybe. if he’s too impatient for the ropes. they’re the fluffy ones though— he cares about your comfort.

if you wanna take the reins sometime, he’ll gladly let you… for a bit. have your luck with him— his name is clover after all. riding him slowly and tenderly, i get the feeling that trey is more so into intimate and slow love making than the rough act of sex, admiring the romantic aspect of it all. besides the rigging, if you want to introduce more kinks to the bedroom, he isn’t gonna oppose. he’ll try anything at least once, just for you.

he gets to know the mommy/daddy kink well but doesn’t go overboard with the whole idea of the kink where it goes into age play territory. trey gets off to it mainly for the moniker and strictly the moniker at first. eventually though he starts to explore the idea of being more of a caring dominant in conjunction with the daddy moniker, and shit… he’s figured out that he gets off to that so hard it hurts.

its a weekend and you’re out with the other heartslabyul students studying out or whatever, and you come back to trey’s part of the dorms to hear heavy breathing coming from trey’s bedroom. of course, your chaotic cat kicks in and you quietly open his door to see him masturbating to something on his computer. he was probably watching porn to learn more about how to please you better based off of the things you’ve already told him. the way he slowly stroked up and down his shaft, combined with the gentle squeezing he would have… it was enough to have your eyes glued to him. and the moment he saw you touching yourself to him, that’s when he would break. two things that could happen. he could hide it and he could grow heavily embarrassed, or he could break and discipline you for being a “peeping tom.” your voyeurism has gotten you your fair share of punishments from trey. and usually when he does punish you it’s filled with orgasm denial and the inability to touch until you’re crying and begging. (no. you have to be sincere. any mockery here is only gonna make it worse.)

aftercare with trey is fucking godly. he cares for your wellbeing after all and will coddle you, especially after a rough session. he’s the type of dude to go get you a light snack and some cranberry juice and cuddle you to sleep, praising you all the way down until you snooze. he’s attentive, and if you have any problems, he stops immediately without question. after all, even the most chaotic of souls also need care as well.

[rottmntsimp]

Hai!! I saw that your requests are open and you also do match-ups! I was wondering if I could request a match-up for ROTTMNT?? (Feel free to ignore this if ur busy btw ^^’)

I’m 5’5, trans FTM. I go by multiple names, but my internet alias is Mia. I have short brown hair with raccoon tails (like the 2000’s scene-kid kind) and dark brown eyes. My hobbies are art (digital/traditional) crafts, collecting trinkets or Monster High Dolls and LPS. I have autism & ADHD, and my special interests are ants and psychology. I have a big vocabulary and I have a hard time being emotionally open. My personality type or whatever it’s called is INFP-T, but I like to act dramatic and ‘mean’ for the giggles.

(Again, feel free to completely ignore this request lol.)

Hey Mia!! Sorry I took so long- [It's my first matchup so bear with me-] Also, don't know if I should add a tag list or not, so I've decided not to

Personally, I ship you with Donnie!

💜 - Finally! Someone who he can talk to without having to dumb it down!

💜 - As for art, if you're the kind to give gifts [paintings and such] expect him to give you little trinkets to collect in return.

💜 - And yes, he will get you whatever doll/action figure you want, not only on special occasions, but on random days as well!

💜 - I can vividly imagine him just flying by on his jetpack, then comically coming to stop as he sees something you'd like through the shop window

💜 - I can not stress this enough but ✨THEATER KIDS✨

💜 - Personally, I believe Donnie's MBTI is INTP [type A or type T, I'll never know]. Seeing as you're both introverted, dates nights or just general hangouts will be spent indoors in one of you guys' homes!

💜 - Movie nights where you both quote the lines <3

💜 - The two of you being emotionally unavailable with each other might or might not become a problem depending on how you two overcome it.

💜 - You may not be openly emotional with each other, but those moment spent in silence, enjoying each other's presence, those little gifts that were traded, the info-dumping sessions spent together, they make up for it pretty well, I'd say <3

💜 - As for the autism and ADHD!

💜 - He doesn't mind, I mean, he'd be a hypocrite if he didn't date you just because you were neurodivergent.

💜 - If you're the kind to stim vigorously, he'll make sure to baby proof his lab a bit, so you don't end up hurting yourself.

💜 - But, he will probably do some stimming himself so happy little stimming sessions are to be expected

💜 - Vocal stims aren't minded either! In fact, if you're both in a good mood, he might join in.

💜 - If you like having someone do your hair, he's willing to try! He'll probably open up YouTube and follow along, and depending on the hair style and your hair type, it might not take too long!

💜 - If you guys are long enough into the relationship for cuddles, he will play with your hair, so beware-

💜 - Ants and psychology you say?

💜 - As a guy with his own special interests, he doesn't mind. In fact, he probably respects you for it.

💜 - Will put aside a project just to listen to you ramble on about either topic.

💜 - As I said earlier, info-dumping sessions are a must!

💜 - Now, if you're into psychology and plan on being a therapist and such, don't try to dig into his emotions too much

💜 - My boy takes time, and he'll open up when he's ready.

[mikasa-imadebiscults]

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Salutations! Welcome to The Cult of The Biscuits. You can call me Mikasa, Mika, or Ms. Biscults. I’m a Lesbian and a writer, also a beginner poet, and sometimes I draw decently. I’m working on my own story and once I get it published I wanna make it into an animated series, but that’ll take a while hehe. Anyways- I post whatever comes to mind (posts that talk about sensitive topics will have a warning) This blog is like opening a can of biscuits cause you never know what you’re gonna see. I started writing February 2023, feel free to send in requests but please read the rules first. My lovely best friends ✨June✨ and 🔪Lex🔪 are very important to me and I’ll protect them until the day I die. I also watch AOT, KNY, MHA, TG, JJK. I also read Manga & Manhwa.

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[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

Yippie! A wild Tokyo Debunker matchup writer! Anyway, hi. 🍊here. If it's not too much trouble, I'd like a romantic matchup pls. And maybe who'd be besties with me for ✨flavour✨

My MBTI + Enneagram: ENFP 9w1

My star sign is Gemini

Appearance: I am South Asian with straight black hair and tan skin. I usually tie into a low braid because I think it looks cute, and I don't like the feeling of hair on the back of my neck. I am 160 cm tall and pretty scrawny

Personality: I like to say I'm a pretty cheerful and upbeat person. I try my best to smile through tough situations, though it can be hard sometimes. I also like to say I'm a family person, and I will do anything to protect them, and my friends. I am perfectionistic, but sadly I am a bit scatterbrained, much to the dismay of my parents and older sister. Hell, I almost burned the eggs I was making for the first time. I have been working on my organizational skills though, and I’m happy to say that I’ve come a pretty long way. I can be quite petty too. If someone wrongs me, I tell them either bad puns or horrifying facts for a period of time as revenge. I'm also good at math, so my friends come to me for help with that. Also, in almost every friend group I'm in, I somehow become a therapist friend. Lemme tell you, THAT really takes a toll on me. I also have a soft spot for unabridged fairytales (they high-key have me in a chokehold).

Some more lil' factoids about me: I wear my hair in a low braid because I don't like the feeling of hair on the back of my neck. My friends and family often told me my hands get pretty animated when I talk. I can also handle spicy food pretty well, which surprises a lot of my friends. I like to learn about my friends' interests so I can connect better with them. Also, I kin Paulina from the Thea Sisters.

Likes: Anime, drawing comics, video games, unabridged fairytales, sweets (my favourite dessert is caramel pudding) and spending time with my older sister and friends

Dislikes: Cruelty, confrontation (I will kick butt if I need to, literally or figuratively), anyone who dares to threaten my friends or family, arrogance when it gets out of hand, black tea or coffee (I cannot drink it unless it is sweetened or if I have it with a LOT of milk), but I do enjoy dark chocolate once in a blue moon.

Hi 🍊Anon! Thank you for your request! Sorry it took so long. I hope you like your matchups!

In Tokyo Debunker, I match you with...

You and Haru are both very family oriented and I think this is what would initially draw you to each other. You get how important family is to each other and want to be part of each other's families.

I think he would like being around you since you’re so upbeat. He’s pretty cheerful but if surrounded by people who aren’t (like Ren). You’re a nice change of pace.

Please read your favourite unabridged fairy tales to him and Peekabook! He might have to cover the creature’s ears once in a while since those old stories can be a bit graphic at times but they both really love it.

Haru definitely understands your dislike of people who threaten your family and friends. He knows how protective he gets over Peekaboo whenever Taiga comes around. At least now you can fend him off together.

He loves spending time with his family and friends as well and since you definitely fall into that category for him, you’re included in that quality time.

In Tokyo Debunker, I platonically match you with...

I think you and Sho would get along great as friends. Sure, he might tease you for talking with your hands but you can return the favour since I see him as someone who’s quite expressive when talking about something he’s passionate about as well.

He’s also going to tease you for being so scatterbrained but will help you out if you forget things. Just don’t expect him to ever say anything about it or take credit for you having everything you need when you know you forgot something in your room.

I can see you two playing video games together a lot. He doesn’t usually play them himself but is happy to be player two if you need one.

Since you don’t like confrontation, if you ever have a problem with someone, he’s more than willing to stand up and defend you. That’s his best friend they’re talking about! He’s not about to let any nasty comments slide.

Oh, he really can’t get away from spicy food enjoyers can he. As long as you don’t add hot sauce on everything though, he’s fine with it.

[tinywitchgoblin]

Hi! I am Marian ✨ I’m 24, I want to ask you for a bad batch matchup ☺️ (if they still available) 🐒 I read some of them 👀 and they are so good ❤️ I share u a bit about me ☺️ I love composing piano songs and creating music arrangements, also I love to write stories and sing ☺️ (even when my voice is not in tune 😅) Besides that I’m a highly sensitive person reason for which I tend to be kind and empathetic with others but also there are moments in which I feel overwhelmed with the daily routine or activities and I would like not to be surrounded by anyone or having to speak with someone and at the same time there is the feeling of wanting to have someone is... kinda complicated 🙈 and mixing that with anxiety and depression is crazy but I continue moving on 😅 I hope your answer 🤗 Have a nice day batcher! ✨

You too!

I ship you with...

Hunter!

Hunter loves everything music related. It's a good way for him to get some sensory input that he has control over and won't send him into sensory overload. He enjoys sitting with you while you play piano, letting your music flow over him and wash the tension from every muscle in his body. If you're up for it, he'll ask you to teach him some piano basics, and it'll be the two of you sitting on the piano bench, not a care in the world.

Once Hunter felt comfortable opening up to you, you found out that he has an amazing singing voice. The first time you heard him sing was actually when he was in the shower. You'd heard singing coming from somewhere, so you walked out of your shared room towards the bathroom and heard him. It wasn't loud, but it carried just enough for you to hear, and the rich smokiness of his speaking voice is amplified in his singing voice and it is swoon-worthy. After that, there will be times that you and Hunter will sit down and you'll play something on the piano while you and he sing, sometimes even going into harmonies. It's one of the things you and he bond over the most.

Hunter is also a very empathetic person; one unintended side effect of his sensory sensitivities is that he's able to sense other peoples' moods and emotions very strongly, and he hates it. It gets very overwhelming very quickly, and there are times when he'll abruptly leave a social gathering because he needs to not be around other people. So when he finds out that you're the same way, it's comforting to him. You understand why he needs his space, and he doesn't feel like he has to defend himself over it. Sometimes, you and Hunter will both be overwhelmed, so you'll go off and sit somewhere, being alone together to help each other decompress. Having someone that understands that aspect of him in such a deep way is that much more meaningful to him, and just being able to be in a relationship with you means the galaxy to him.

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Thanks for reading! If you want a ship request like this one, drop it in my ask box, and don't forget to reblog 💚 it may take a little bit, but I'll get to it eventually!

[sleepiest-writing]

Hello✨✨ man I e been wanting to a mashup since forever so TYSM for this opportunity I genuinely greatly appreciate it✨

Ok so let’s see, I am 5’3 early 20s mex girlie (no real care for pronouns I’ll go by all and any) and non labeled sexuality (I’ll fall for anyone for any reason) possibly adhd or autistic but undiagnosed so no medical proof on that, I am a Scorpio, infp and year of the goat (idk I’ve seen those included in stuff) I love anything art related (arts n craft)? I draw a lot, and in turn also adore seeing peoples art journey, style and character designing. I also adore cooking and baking, but I am a beginner, learnings is so much fun anyways. I’ve been told that I can be energetic, kinda clingy, really forgetful and sweet. Which fair, my head is a constant mess that rarely runs on organized thoughts, most of it is impulsive,how fun. I get distracted easily, my attention span is pretty much nonexistent, and I forget a concerning amount of things throughout the day. I struggle to keep my areas clean but I’m getting better. My love/affection language would be physical touch, words of affirmation and gift giving, not even expensive things, for the most part it’s been homemade meals for my sisters, and small trinkets I find for my friends. I’m also a hopeless romantic, and I love all things horror :3 I also have little to no self preservation, and dares are always a go (I once ate a dandelion cuz me n my sisters thought it would be funny, and it was) oh yeah, I’m also an ambivert who loves to go outside, socializing is a nightmare but people are interesting and I wanna be more social, I’m just stupidly shy. I also have a lot of habits that others seem to like? My sisters have commented I’m very expressive via eyes, and on more than one occasion have caused them to fall laughing. A lot of my relatives have said I’m very loving and have way to much to give because I’m always hugging people I like and clinging to them (ex my favorite Tia), and friends have told me I need to stop being attached or wanting the attention of those who aren’t… All that good to me, I have a difficult time accepting things, change is hard and I can be irrational about things pertaining to my well being. And my last habit would be, that I’ve been called weak willed and dense as fuck, weak willed because it doesn’t take much to sway me, or get me to do something. And dense cuz social cues are difficult, like how am I supposed to know this person genuinely finds me enjoyable to be around, I call bs

Uh for the mashup I would like it romantic, and long If possible (idk if this is enough, sorry for the mess of info I hope it’s good enough :’3)

TYSM for granting this long time wish✨✨💕

Hello Hello! You sound absolutely wonderful, thank you for the matchup!

Also thank you for your patience because I know you've been sitting in my ask box for quite the while! Here's your lover boy ;D

꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷꒥

I match you up with....

TANG ! [US!papyrus]

☁︎‎‎‧ This guy WILL make you shitty crafts about your most recent interest!

☁︎‎‎‧ He LOVES when you cling to him, lets you grab his arm in public, hell depending on who's around he'll let you climb him- he loves it.

☁︎‎‎‧ he's an extroverted introvert because of his brother, so he's chill with socialising and helps create segways that include you in the conversation without that weird awkwardness.

☁︎‎‎‧ However he is also absolutely horrendous when it comes to social cues, so he tends to fall back on his jokes as a backup.

☁︎‎‎‧ Adores how expressive your facial features are, catch this idiot looking at you and just melting - especially if you're mid-ramble.

☁︎‎‎‧ Again because of this brother, He's good at cleaning and organising- So tries to help whenever you let him, he'd never move your things around without asking. He would buy so many folders and binders for you for any art you may create.

☁︎‎‎‧ At first, he'd panic a bit about you being irrational about yourself. He'd have to ask questions to try and help, he's trying.

☁︎‎‎‧ Lastly, He'd not stand for anyone calling you weak-willed, he knows how to set healthy boundaries while also dealing with people who are used to walking all over others. Hopefully you pick up on how to put your foot down, but there's no rush for that, he understands it takes time and a lot of mental effort.

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I hope you enjoyed this matchup! Once again I apologise for being so late with it but I hope your happy with it! I loved writing this :D

[taylor-swift-bracket]

Battle of the Bridges!

Round 2 Matchup

(Links will be added as polls go live)

Debut Era 🦋

Picture to Burn vs. Cold As You

Our Song vs. Should’ve Said No

Invisible vs. Teardrops on My Guitar vs. I Heart?

Fearless Era ✨

Fearless vs. Love Story

You Belong With Me vs. Tell Me Why

The Way I Loved You vs. The Best Day

Jump Then Fall vs. Superstar

The Other Side Of The Door vs. Mr. Perfectly Fine

Bye Bye Baby vs. If This Was A Movie

Speak Now Era 🎆

Mine vs. Dear John

The Story Of Us vs. Enchanted

Innocent vs. Long Live

Ours vs. Electric Touch

Castles Crumbling vs. Foolish One

Red Era 🧣

State of Grace vs. Treacherous

All Too Well vs. I Almost Do

The Last Time vs. Sad Beautiful Tragic

Everything Has Changed vs. Begin Again

Come Back…Be Here vs. Better Man

Nothing New vs. I Bet You Think About Me

Forever Winter vs. The Very First Night

1989 Era 🏙️

Blank Space vs. Out Of The Woods

Shake It Off vs. Bad Blood

This Love vs. Wildest Dreams

Clean vs. You Are In Love

Slut! vs. Is It Over Now?

Reputation Era 🐍

I Did Something Bad vs. Look What You Made Me Do

Gorgeous vs. King Of My Heart

Dress vs. Call It What You Want

Lover Era 💘

Cruel Summer vs. Lover

The Archer vs. Paper Rings

Death By A Thousand Cuts vs. Soon You’ll Get Better

Afterglow vs. Daylight

folklore era 🌲

cardigan vs. exile

my tears ricochet vs. august

illicit affairs vs. invisible string

betty vs. hoax

evermore era 🍂

champagne problems vs. tolerate it

coney island vs. cowboy like me

marjorie vs. evermore

no body, no crime vs. happiness

Midnights Era 🌌

Maroon vs. Anti-Hero

You’re On Your Own, Kid vs. Bejeweled

Sweet Nothing vs. The Great War

Paris vs. Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve vs. You’re Losing Me

The Tortured Poets Department Era ✒️

The Tortured Poets Department vs. Down Bad

So Long, London vs. Florida!!!

Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me? vs. loml

The Black Dog vs. imgonnagetyouback

How Did It End? vs. I Hate It Here

The Prophecy vs. Peter

The Bolter vs. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

Other 🎸

Beautiful Ghosts vs. Christmas Tree Farm

I Don’t Wanna Live Forever vs. The Alcott

us vs. This Is What You Came For

*unreleased category will be added in a later round

[aaron-m-geist-ff]

I’ve been eating up all these zodiac matchups so far and I’ve decided to finally put my big girl pants on ask for one of my own. I think I mighta mentioned it in a comment but I’m a taurus girl ♉️ ✨

The thought of a food kink jjk imagine has been plauging my mind lately so I thought I’d pass on the idea if that’s something you’d like to include

-love, June 💗🍓

Hey there, June bug! I was waiting for you to finally send in a request and I am so happy that you did 😄 obviously I had to let you cut in line to the VIP section because you have been supporting me for so long ;)

(don’t worry everyone, I will get to the rest soon! I love answering these match-up requests and thank you to everyone who sends asks 😊🩷)

And oooh a food kink? Naughty.

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You got…🥁🥁🥁

Mahito! You’re welcome

“M-mahito… It’s intense-“ your voice came out in a soft tone. You were hesitant to hear yourself speak, hating how weak and compliant you sounded. It could actually be quite difficult for you to relinquish control. As a Taurus woman, you can be quite stubborn and strong-willed. You don’t want anyone to see you in a vulnerable state. You desperately tried to hide your blushing face, covering your lips with your hand. You felt ashamed for enjoying this.

Mahito met your vulnerable eyes. He kept a cool and focused expression as he shook the whipped cream can again. At first, this started out as a joke. The two of you had been laughing and spraying the cream onto each other. But now?? Mahito was extremely serious about it. He had you lying upon the mattress, straddling your hips to make sure that you couldn’t get up.

“Calm down.”

Mahito’s tone was firm. He gave you another serious glance.

“I want to lick these pretty tits of yours, fleshlight.”

He began to spray the whipped cream onto your chest. The cool sensation caused you to whimper, squeezing your eyes shut as you felt your nipples get covered completely. Mahito’s tone of voice made your arousal spike. He was being extremely dominant with you. It made your mind short circuit, torn between being stubborn and submitting.

You chose the latter.

“Mh!” You moaned when you felt that warm and slick tongue roll over one of your sensitive buds. It swirled around it, lapping up the creamed sugar effortlessly. Mahito latched onto your nipple then, sucking on it gently.

“M-Mahi,” you whimpered. “Please-“

You had no idea what you were begging for. A part of you wanted him to stop. It felt so fucking intense, your breasts were extremely sensitive from how turned on you were. But the other part of you wanted him to continue. It felt good in some ways.

“Shhh,” Mahito hummed. “No stopping right now.”

He began to seductively lick the cream off of your chest, flattening his tongue against your warm skin. You nearly cried from what he said. Mahito didn’t intend on giving you a break any time soon. That scared you. Your nipples could get very sensitive from too much attention. He was being sweet about it right now, but you knew Mahito too well. He could be very sadistic at times.

“This cream is so good, y/n. Even better than your little human pussy.”

Mahito said it so nonchalantly. His words felt like a stab in the back. You started whining wordlessly, a hand still clasped over your mouth. You couldn’t handle this. You needed praise, and Mahito knew that. He knew what he was doing, that manipulative sadist.

“Oh? She doesn’t like being insulted, hm?”

Mahito had moved his hand to cup your pussy through the fabric of your panties. He squeezed you there carefully, which made your clit throb with need.

Goddammit. Why was it so hot when Mahito would give your genitals pronouns?? You were starting to think that there was something seriously fucked up about yourself.

“N-no…” you choked. You tried to thrust against Mahito’s hand, attempting to get some more sensation. But Mahito withdrew from touching your special place.

“Such an impatient girl. Maybe I should get a chastity belt for you next time. That way your needy pussy can’t interrupt me when I’m trying to enjoy my snack.”

Mahito grinned, poking out his tongue to lick another long stripe up your exposed chest. You couldn’t believe what you were hearing. A..chastity belt?? Your face heated up so fucking quickly. You had never felt so embarrassed in your life.

“N-no chastity belt,” you begged. “Can’t take that…”

Mahito sighed. He ran a single finger over your panty-clad pussy to tease you. You shivered and flinched from the soft touches.

“Well,” he began. He sounded incredibly logical as he spoke.

“Your little clit is to blame for that. If she gets too impatient, then I will have to punish her. Understand?”

Goddamn. You were so fucking wet. For some reason, this was all turning you on so much. It felt scandalous and wrong, which made your heart race from the thrill of it all. You nodded, gasping when you felt Mahito’s tongue gathering the cream around your other nipple.

“I…understand!”

[isadollie]

★ matchup exchange with @akirqx <3

♡ kuroo tetsuro is your match!

★ first of all, let's state the obvious

★ he treats your cats like royalty ✨ buying them food, treats, toys, anything he can think of

★ and he definitely wants to have more kitties with you in the future :P maybe 6? 8? 12?-

★ guess who loves science too hehe (this wasn't the main reason i paired you with him i promise)

★ teases you A LOT

★ the main reason is ofc your height difference and he will always call you shortie

★ but then one time lev was like 'well i'm even taller so the height difference between us is even bigger!'

★ and kuroo for a little while considered throwing him out of the team

★ also this man sucks at badminton for some reason, i'm sure

★ but he'll like to learn to get better, and he'll love to teach you volleyball!

kuroo walked into the room silently, observing you with curiosity. "hey..." he started gently. "can i come in?"

you looked towards him and smiled. "of course."

he walked to the desk you were sitting by, a mug in his hand. "i brought you some coffee." he placed the mug on the desk and kissed your forehead.

"aww thank you." you said with a soft smile, but he couldn't help but notice how you covered the piece of paper in front of you with your arms as soon as he walked closer.

a small frown formed on his face. "what are you doing?"

"nothing" you said quickly, giving him a little forced smile. kuroo narrowed his eyes. "liar. show me"

"no!" you took the paper sheet and held it in your arms. "go away." you mumbled with a pout.

kuroo sighed with a hint of frustration. "oh c'monn, you were drawing? i want to see!!"

you let out a huff and turned your back on him.

"pretty please?" he said, walking around your chair to face you again, showing his iconic puppy eyes.

"no." you looked into his eyes with a little smile, he was just so adorable.

taking advantage of it, kuroo quickly leaned in and took the paper from you.

"hey! give it back!" you said, but it was already too late.

"it's us... on our first date!" he said with a cute smile as he looked at the drawing. "oh, this is so sweet!"

you crossed your arms. "i was about to give it to you on our anniversary as a surprise!"

an apologectic smile crept up on his face. "uhm... i can pretend i didn't see it...?"

"too late!"

i also considered oikawa for you, but then thought kuroo will be better:3 hope you like it!!

[moriohradiojanitorroom]

Hi, I stumbled across your blog and I'm really excited to try the match-up✨

Sorry if I write anything wrong, this is my first experience

I have always been told I am a very kind, caring and compassionate person. I think this is true, I always try to help people around me. I am also very optimistic and always try to think of the best. I am still a very shy, insecure and irascible person, but my bad moods pass quickly. If this helps you I am pisces and infp

Speaking of hobbies I really love my favorite manga and anime and cooking. Although some of my recipes sound suspicious but the dishes turn out really delicious. I can't imagine my life without music, I listen to it all the time. I think it's a bit funny, but I do know a lot of facts from many different fields

Oh, I'm afraid I've written too much. If something is unclear then please apologize, English is not my native language. Anyway thanks and good luck, looking forward to your reply💐

Hi there!!! Thanks so much for this request, I was really excited to fulfill it! And don’t worry about too much info or anything like that, this is great! This is also my first time writing a matchup so I hope it’s alright dkdnjsmd You didn’t specify an age or any preferences, so I’m gonna give you a canonically adult character & assume you don’t have a preference for other stuff, like gender or what part they’re from - if you’d like to resubmit with that in mind tho, that’s okay!

With all that in mind, here are some honourable mentions:

Noriaki Kakyoin was the first to come to mind when I read your request, but with the age thing in consideration, I decided to choose someone else.

After that, I considered Jonathan Joestar, Erina Pendleton, and Mohammad Avdol! Ultimately, though, I ended up choosing:

Robert E.O. Speedwagon!

Your positivity and kindness hooked the man in faster than he could even blink - we all know exactly how loyal he is and how quickly he can tell who deserves that loyalty. It only took him a few minutes to read that you’re one of those people.

He’s also pretty intrigued by how much you know. He likes to exchange little bits of knowledge and stories with you, especially after he’s done some travelling and has a wider expanse of knowledge. Even before that, though, he always keeps your words in mind - who knows, one day one of those facts might just save a life!

He also very well understands the difficulties of insecurity and hotheadedness, having faced them himself. He does his best to keep you grounded, and encourages you to leave your comfort zone now and then - it’s key to growth, after all - but he knows when to back off. He can be a little stubborn, especially if he’s enthusiastic, but in the end your comfort matters more. If you’d rather stay at home with him than go out and dance or something, that’s fine by him. Hell, with all the travelling he does, he may actually grow to prefer that more relaxed atmosphere.

On that topic, Speedwagon’s pretty good at reading people’s moods and actions. On top of knowing when he needs to let you chill, he also knows if/when he should make somebody else do the same. If he sees something or someone bothering you, he’s quick to swoop in and do whatever he can to settle the situation, whether that’s just to comfort some insecurities or get a particularly annoying person to back off. If he knows that you can handle it, though, he’ll take a backseat and play cheerleader. In fact, it makes him proud to see it.

Also, this man grew up on the most dangerous street in London. He’s no stranger to meals with some odd ingredients, and frankly, he’ll be even happier to learn how good they taste! He’s not the best cook himself, he’s the type of man who uses whatever he has on hand to try scraping together something reasonable, so a good meal will go straight to his heart.

For the sake of anime and manga, I’m gonna go ahead and pretend we’re a little more modern day for the next few. I feel like Speedwagon is more of a reading guy than a television guy. After a long day, he’ll to sit down and read with you, manga or not. He’ll watch a show too if you ask, but there’s something quite romantic about cuddling up and sharing a book that he feels can’t be matched by much else.

On that note, please forgive him ahead of time - if you do get him to sit down and watch your favourite shows, he will have a lot of commentary. He’s the type of guy who will interrupt a scene to enthusiastically declare something like, “So THAT’S why the bugger carries that chain around!”, or confoundedly question what a character thinks they’re doing. He’ll probably do this while reading too, just maybe not as often. He’s not trying to interrupt, he just gets excited - if you tell him to settle down, he’ll do his best to accommodate, but he might slip from time to time.

Also, (and this is another one of those modern day ones) depending on your music taste, he may or may not buy vinyls or discs of your favourite bands and try to get you to dance with him to them. He’ll probably suggest a concert at least once - something tells me that he’s the type to prefer live music.

Knowing that you’re passionate about something makes him passionate, too. He’ll try his best to look into your interests on his own time, and try to involve you in whatever he finds - maybe he asks an older lady he knows for interesting recipes to show you, or he scours a book store for a series he hasn’t heard you talk about yet. He’s doing his best to match your love for these things, even if they’re sometimes new to him.

Your bright outlook on life, your compassion, your love for the things you enjoy - they’re all astoundingly inspirational to this man. He may sometimes worry that you deserve better than an Ogre Street ex-thief, but by god, will he use all the motivation you give him to make a good life for you.

Okay - I think I might have rambled a bit there, but yeah, thank you so much for the request!! It’s the first one I’ve gotten anyways so I hope you’ll forgive all the babbling jehdjjfs

This was a ton of fun to write, and I hope that you’re happy with it!