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great-gronkamorka · 2 months ago

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they have consumed my mind. idea @canarypost

#twisters #tyler owens #tornado wrangler #boone twisters #kate carter #my art #if you can call it that lmao

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shentheauthor · 9 months ago

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Human au Narinder does not know how to take care of himself

#cult of the lamb #cotl au #torn tapestries au #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #narilamb #if you can call it that lmao

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acceleracers-baby · 11 months ago

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This is the dumbest thing I've ever made…

#hot wheels #acceleracers #hot wheels acceleracers #hot wheels highway 35 #gig #hot wheels gig #i have no explanation #i honestly just needed to make sure the new tip to my apple pencil worked cause I legit thought I broke it #imagine pulling up to a fancy restaurant and your waiter is a gay little robot #he serves #I'm cackling thinking about Lani putting a fake mustache and hat on gig #acceleracers meme #acceleracers art #if you can call it that LMAO #my art

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dragon-spaghetti · 2 years ago

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WITH YOUR HELP WE CAN GET THIS SWAGGY AUTISTIC FLAT FUCK SNOOT LAD TO THE TOP VOTE DONNIE

@autismswagsummit / @autismswagreblogs

#drag's art #if you can call it that lmao #rottmnt #autism swag summit #autism swag poll #autism swag competition #please forgive me this was done on a sticky note during my work break

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paracosmicka · 2 months ago

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have doodle lol

functionally, i am alive, emotionally?? idk about that work has me crying almost everyday now chat idk if i can do this anymore

#sonadow #? i guess #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sth #sth fanart #sonic the hedghog fanart #my art #sketch #sonic to shadow after shadow generations #but dw guys i’m doing fine #work it just so fucking stressful we’re getting scheduled understaffed and ofc no one wants to come in so we get call outs every day #30 min wait times to make a caramel macchiato?? yes ma’am ITS BC I’M THE ONLY ONE ON BAR RN #like dawg idk if you can tell but we’re in the middle of a giant shopping center ofc we’re gonna be busy #just expect you’re drink to take awhile to make #ESPECIALLY if the line is A BLOCK OUT THE DOOR #DUDE OFC WE’RE BEHIND HAVE YOU NOTICED WE HAVE ONLY THREE (3) PEOPLE WORKING RN???#WE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST 6 #anyway probably gonna have to start going back to therapy #i’ll be fine lmao but damn this holiday season is fucking traumatizing

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heartbreak-sandwich · 1 year ago

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ahoy friends, I am getting ready to force myself into bed, but the brain is ON. Send me all of your asks/anons in any category, and I'll be here for the foreseeable future. ily 💕💕

#brain is going brrrrrrr #send me anything #within reason - like don't hate on me because I'll cry #not that that happens anyway thankfully #but yeah I'm open for business n what not #if you can call it that lmao #ily all #send asks pls #not desperate or anything #I lied but it's fine

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nedlittle · 2 months ago

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#ice ice baby #polls #pls rb i want a good sample size #we can't ALL die of scurvy it's not mathematically possible! someone has to succumb to exposure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i could have included sooooo many more medical ailments i am being restrained #it could be its own separate poll #anyway so many of these are me and i would love to die of some horrible disease but i would fall into a crevasse #i do not look where i walk and there have been multiple occasions in my life where i have unintentionally climbed into a ravine & got stuck #one of which i had to us tree roots to climb up a rock face and i should have fallen and died #the other option was getting washed away by the tide lmao #and i was too embarrassed to call my boss for help #hi andrea can you send a boat to come get me i'm stuck at the bottom of hole in the wall and can't get back up #greatest (s)hits

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composeregg · 4 months ago

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edit (10/23/2024) now that the poll is over: Original version, with 10 questions, from April 2023 here

And, given that the original is from April 2023, that means I can very easily say:

No, this was not an ISAT reference!

Just because I use parentheses and 2nd person pov and love the same concepts of what a time loop can do to a person doesn't mean it's ISAT

(Yes, I like ISAT, the original poll is why I was recommended the game! But if you look at the original, you can see all the origins of the options to choose from, including what spurred me on with the moss option from the replies)

If I were going to make something for ISAT, I would never be so vague, you can simply look at my ao3 for proof of that

#egg speaks #writing #polls #my writing #egg writes #my polls #poetry #time loops #listen I want to run this again #time loop poll #<- check that tag on my blog for the original 10 option version lmao #unreality #you know I didn't think I'd get fed up with people making isat jokes about this #I thought it'd be like oh hey neat same hat #we both like the same game #but people keep going “oh this is JUST an ISAT reference”#as if it's not a genuine work of creativity I did myself. it feels a bit devaluing #“op you played isat” yes but that came after the original!!!!!#I KNOW it's not meant like that but I want people to engage in my work as its own thing. you can make jokes about similar media!!!#but this is it's own thing!!!!#I want people to like it for what it is. I want people to enjoy it outside of other media. I want it to stand on its own #I'm flattered someone said it was good enough that they think it could be narration from the game and read just as well!!!!#but like. idk. all the other medias popping up (pmmm. orv. higurashi. etc) aren't people calling it a /reference/#if I wanted it to be an ISAT reference I would have tagged it originally. I would have targeted it toward ISAT fans more intentionally.#I love fanworks but this was an ode to time loops alone. I wanted people to think. to have to CHOOSE. I wanted PARTICIPATION #time loops as a narrative and as horror and as a group activity via polls on tumblr. also s/o to the person who said 40 hr work week so tru

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forgettable-au · 2 months ago

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FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

#So sorry it took me almost 2 weeks to post these #I was busy irl but ALSO I had too much fun doing extra art and forgot to work on these for like 3 days lmao #NOW THIS TIME I DO HAVE SOME THING TO SAY #YAY RIVERPERSON! SO MANY PEOPLE GUESSED CORRECTLY!#It wasn't that hard #We know Papyrus knows the river person #are they friends? idk BUT I PERSONALLY THINK THEY ARE #I just LOVEEE looking at the dialogue and making connections #I referenced one of the lines from the river person here...sometimes they'll ask you if you know any game you can play with a dog...#They said they were “asking for a friend...”#And I couldn't help but think about Papyrus' problem with the annoying dog LMAO #+ Papyrus seems very excited to know if the river person is there when you call him nearby that area #Okay so... now ...some comic thing that I made up but also didn't...#“FLOWEY DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE RIVER PERSON IS?”#okay so...#I feel like #It's not very common for them to be there...#When talking with Undyne around that area it's kind of *unclear* if she knows about the river person being there....#She tells you about the river connecting different areas and that you should “jump in”#She then clarifies that's the only thing they got for public transport #AND LIKE? It's unclear if she's telling you to jump in the boat (OR IF SHE KNOWS THERE'S SOMEONE WITH A BOAT) or is she's literally telling #you to jump in the river?????#Anyways...so...that's that #HEHE Flowey and Papyrus finally arrived at the house! WOHOO #Sans is too lazy to bring his old stuff to the surface! (or does he still think he'll end up back in the underground eventually?)#undertale #undertale comic #forgettable-au-comic #papyrus #flowey

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kruegerspillow · 2 months ago

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simon riley who just needs to be understood. that's all. one whole jar of pity wouldn't do it, he needs you to acknowledge him. and, when you do, he'll surrender himself faster than he should.

The rain pours down heavily against the roof, the sound of pitter-patters humming throughout your house.

It had been weeks ever since Simon's leave and the sudden change hits you harder than a damn truck. It's just going to be a few weeks, he wrote down in the letter. But, you never really believed him, no. Fuck, you know he'd do anything (that includes lying) just for you to be at ease.

Though, the bed felt colder than before. Your place felt even more... tense, with the feeling of unease running through your body and the unusual, eerie silence. His job wasn't an easy one, and with the fact that his life is on the line, it made it worse.

Your heartbeat quickened as you looked down at your phone, scrolling through the messages and pictures Simon had sent the other day. You don't understand how soldiers could be so composed in the middle of the battlefield, including Simon himself. You'd be damned if you heard a single gunshot ringing across you.

Suddenly, the familiar sound of a car engine knocked you out of your trance. Your head perked up, a feeling of hope sparking up in your weary heart. Could it be him? You thought to yourself. He's earlier than usual.

You placed your phone on the table, gaze locking onto the front door as you leaned back against the armrest of the couch, a pillow pressed against your back. The sound of the engine eventually came to a stop, then��

Click.

There he was. Simon motherfuckin' Riley.

He took off his boots and placed them aside as soon as he met your gaze. The smell of rain and dirt lingered around him, but he didn't care anymore. Not when the love of his life is right in front of him, waiting patiently to be placed into his embrace. But, he's fuckin' exhausted, and he can't help but let the feeling of fatigue take over his body.

He closed the door behind him, walking towards you with a look of deep longing and care. His bags were left right beside the front door. Your eyes travelled over his figure, searching for any new scars or wounds.

"Bloody 'ell, I missed ya s'much." He murmured, his voice raspy and carried a handful of emotions.

Before you knew it, he plopped down onto you, head resting against your plump thighs, earning an amused gasp from you. His arms softly wrapped around your waist, slipping underneath your shirt before caressing your bare skin. You sighed in content, relaxing beneath him before your hands made their way to his hair, running your fingers through his hair.

"Welcome home, Simon." You greeted him, your voice filled with warmth and relief.

He grunted in response, burying his face between your thigh, causing you to nearly whimper in response. But you knew he ran out of the energy, having finished a tiring deployment. Your gaze softened at the sight before you. Sometimes, even the strongest souls get exhausted.

"Want me to make tea for you, love?" You softly whispered into his ear.

He shook his head, wanting to hold you just for a while (that's a lie. He'd go through the whole month burying his face into you) and you understood, staying silent as you embraced him. You let him do his thing and fuck he was turned on by that mere fact. But, for now, lust was long forgotten, buried away by the need of your comfort and warmth.

Your hands gently massaged his tense shoulder, feeling the way his muscles relaxed under your touch. Slowly, his vision fades into nothingness, for your touch has provided comfort even to the soul of the corrupt. Surrendering himself into sleep had never felt so... easy.

And, soon, he'll show you just how lucky he is to have you.

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reds-skull · 2 months ago

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Soap "dog-coded" MacTavish my beloved

(This took 5 weeks help)

#call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #cod soap #john soap mactavish #call of duty modern warfare #cod fanart #call of duty fanart #Partially blame forestshadow-wolf for making me unable to see soap as anything but dog-coded #this painting really pushed my anatomy knowledge aka it made me realize how much i dont know lmao #i downloaded new textured brushes and had a lot of fun with them especially on the face #the bg is kinda inspired by wombywoo as you can tell #i wouldve given him more chest hair but it took too long to get it to look decent and i didnt feel like doing more #this is my favorite soap i've painted <3 #edit tumblr absolutely killed the quality rip

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honeyhobbs · 5 months ago

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Heat Stroke photoshoot but it's Gaz ☀️💦

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lilybug-02 · 6 months ago

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He's gotta zoom!

Bug Fact: Giant wētā are endemic to New Zealand and many species are alpine specialists. They are also as big as a gerbil 😳. Photos Below

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He eat carrot. 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥺 also he is super duper endangered do not hurt him

#if you are freaked out by crickets I do not recommend reading more lmao #Also its official u-u Dewi's parents are divorced.#Call back to like- 30 pages ago! Dewi knows how to get out of here. He aint that dumb. Plus he can climb #does this page look a little empty to you? Same. But I aint drawing more. Lets just say were focusing on the dialogue and characters #art #my art #hollow knight #hollow knight au #hollow knight hornet #hollow knight comic #dewi's adventures in hollow knight #dewi #hollow knight spoilers

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bacchuschucklefuck · 8 months ago

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soon it'll be dawn again

transcript under the cut ⏬

page 01

Fig: no way? - you're still up?

Riz: Wh– yes?

Riz: Why'd I not be.

page 02

Fig: I me~~ean - that took.

Fig: whole day.

Riz: Yeah?

Fig: 'm beat.

Riz: you should sleep.

page 03

Fig: nah. my guy's still up

Fig: I wanna hang out.

page 04

Riz: That's really nice.

Fig: Hah! - Nobody ever expects an Archdevil rockstar to be nice.

Riz: … yeah. - 's just budget work tho. (the stuff I'm working on) - I've heard it's boring.

page 05

Fig: yeah, but you do it…

Riz: It keeps things going, right? - Nothing happens if nobody sits down and - does the thing.

Fig: That's right… - though. Yeah.

page 06

Fig: sometimes it's someone else who - doesn't want the same thing to happen.

Riz: … - mm.

page 07

Riz (off screen): …It took me a long time to get that not everyone likes doing what I do. - 's probably because you guys are so nice– - or. - kind.

Riz (off screen): to anyone too, not just. - the people you /love/.

page 08

Riz: that's not how it is elsewhere. - The world's– not. hostile. - but 's not like it's kind.

Riz: So I'm doing as much as I can now…

page 09

Fig: Hey.

Riz: ?

Fig: Go dig some dirt with me.

page 10

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - oh you meant like - actual dirt. (not incriminating information)

Fig: o yea.

Fig: there's clay in the backyard soil. - sometimes when I'm sun deficient or something I go touch dirt for a bit.

page 11

Fig: here u go

page 12

Riz: uh

Fig: now we make a thing! - 'm pretty good at freehanding a bowl.

Fig: I'll show u

page 13

Fig: just– yep, flatten that out as evenly as u can, then–! - actually ur nails'd be so good at cutting out the strip. [larger than usual space] wait. - wait. wait u can carve patterns with them! we HAVE to try

Riz: uh - What. do I carve?

Fig: anything!!!

page 14

Fig: and– yep just seal the inside uh. seam?

Fig: yep that works - okay time's up! all contestant hands up

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - okay - wh. what's next?

Fig: haha - watch this.

(sound effect text): FWOO—MP

page 15

Riz: WH– DON'T JUST DO THAT???

Fig: Now it's fired!

Riz: THAT WAS NOT SAFE

Fig: (actually it's just dry. if u add water rn it'll dissolve)

Fig: ok catch!

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - careful!!

Fig: dw no need haha

page 16

Riz (thought bubble): oh - it's warm…

Fig: now I want you to throw this.

page 17

Fig: u gotta do it - c'mon

page 18

Riz: wh– - It's like 3AM right now

Fig: oh it's not /fired/ fired it's not gonna make a loud noise

Riz: And then just? leave a pile out here?

Fig: pour water over it & it'll be gone I told u

Riz: but

page 19

Fig (off screen): RIz.

page 20

Fig: I've done all this before.

Fig: Can you trust that at least?

page 21

Riz: no, I– - I do. - I trust you.

page 23

Riz: okay what happens now

(sound effect text): glob

page 24

Fig: we do it again!

page 25

Riz: wh. [larger than usual space] What do you mean. (this clay's too wet also)

Fig: see! you're already learning

Fig: [blank speech bubble] - there are flows that are futile to fight. - The world changes.

Fig: Things change.

page 26

Fig: I've learned my lessons with "forevers". - But - as an artist

Fig: I can give you one thing: - You can always do it again.

page 27

Fig: most of everything depends on the rest of the world, - but this. - making new. - that's yours as long as you want it.

page 28

Fig: So?

page 29

Riz: Yeah. - Yeah! - let's make another one.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #riz gukgak #figueroth faeth #technically no spoilers in this comic but listen. I Will be gloating in tags. I will Never Shut Up #for the record!! this was fully conceptualized and sketched Before the finales. I started sketching this after the boat fight #and when murph closed riz's arc this season with ''maybe it's okay to change and welcome new things'' I pogged irl #I am simply the best at reading comprehension what can I say! (<- grown ass man with roughly the same perspective on teenhood as the player #fucked up that this became so long (almost 30 squares lol) that it took me this long to finish #lmao I say all that but. genuinely I am delirious and my feelings abt riz's arc this season are so big... I was getting psychic backlash #for a While lol. it was scary!!#had to sit down and do therapy on my own ass for a bit. the teenage apocalyticisation is real. that word isnt tho Im pretty sure #truly anything you do at that age feels like that's it that's all you've got going on forever. and its not true! its simply not true #you'll be okay my guy. you love your friends so so much but also there will be more to love out there #this one goes out to fellow aroaces and also folks leaving somewhere theyve called home for a long time #nothing lasts forever but that means new things come by too! ur ability to make new is infinite!!#there's no magnum opus people leave but new people come by too etc. I am too sleepy to remember what I wanted to say uhhh #well. thank u for looking at my art. I think thats the one pack it n ship it boys

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chio-chan2artbox · 6 months ago

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Step Forward - Part 3 They are going on a date!!! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 Check out my tags for fun facts XD

Kofi

#perryshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #human perry #phineas and ferb #perry the platypus #human!perry #human perry the platypus #agent p #fanart #dr doofenshmirtz #dr heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf fanart #pnf fan comic #disney fanart #disney series #fan comic #comic #artists on tumblr #prtz long comic #So sorry I took so loong #step forward #I struggled with composition and well anxiety lmao so thank you for your patience #Perry does talk in this story #He starts talking when he calls Heinz's name and asks him out #If you dont like talking Perry you can pretend that he signs all the time #selective mutism #The book/notebook doesnt hit Heinz's foot #I kinnda wanted it to happen but I didnt want to make it longer than it was #just imagine him being all shocked and then his book hits his foot and starts screaming while Perry patiently waits for his response #I have some of the script for the next chapters already

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eightcure · 8 months ago

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more danny phantom sketches to fill the danny phantom shaped hole in my heart 💔

I should stop posting at odd hours of the morning (I will not) (ignore the weird anatomy it was not my focus atm)

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