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look into their eyes
and tell me u wouldn't want them as ur mascot
#if u said no ur lying#/j but also not#/j for legal reasons#autism#autism creature#tbh#yippie#yipppeeee#tbh creature#audhd
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Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post
#chattin#due to. recent tags that resonated w me#im already someone that loathes the ‘theyre completely alien AND they conveniently look AND function exactly the same as a human’ trope#esp when they have the nerve to make them PROCREATE w humans wo any defects whatsoever#ur lying ur unimaginative u suck !!!!#so my compromise is always like#fine. the point is that they have to blend in very well. i will concede on that front#but god as my witness i will make him so fucked up internally.#u should xray him and see a fucking mess of organs pumping in bizarre places#things that let him see things w a microscopic lens#things that let him exist in a vacuum bc he doesnt need to Breathe#u should get him in a red sun room and realize hes still able to exist unharmed in a vacumm and go hey man. what the fuck .#going to reach max tags bc i never seem to behave myself no matter what im yelling about#i need bruce to sit down and finally read whatever kryptonian text is floating around#and realize clark- despite his mammalian appearance- is far more linked to plants than anything else#a plant w TEETH and EYES and somehow became a predator instead of staying as a plant#HOWWW did u evolve into what u are now? what did ur ancestors look like??? a daisy???#if u look at any kryptonian species youd see that all of them behave like clark- like they all evolved in a similar way#saw a post (i GOTTA find it again) that said that clark is brownskinned which seems a little silly when u compare it to human melanin#but that sunlight makes for a healthy kryptonian and their skin will show it#and paleskinned kryptonians are seeking out more sun and starving for it. like. ouuuu.#i wont add that to my own hcs but its that kinda shit i love sooo much#get so caught up on trying to make him human in ur eyes that u end up misunderstanding him entirely#love him#xenobio#for tagging
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quick gaz portrait cuz i was just,,, yeah,,,,,,,
#1hr and 30mins dawg witwew#spent majority of that fucking up the background HSAHSHASH#when i said.. i want to kiss his cheek scar.... im not LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i lvoe u gaz... kyle ... pls let me be ur mrs garrick pls#or u can have my surname..... if that's what you'd like....#my art#2024#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#cod mw#cod mwii#cod mwiii#modern warfare#mw#mw2#mw3#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#gaz#gaz cod#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#digital painting#sketch#doodle
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Team RR but it’s their mugs 🤯
#managed to make this while it being dead week#resisting the urge to make something more out of it rn cause finals#so here’s the silly the silly ideas I have#spanned from a headcanon that Lys makes everyone’s coffee in the morning#cause I gotta use his barista skills for something (also it’s the one nice thing he does for everyone)#that being said maybe u shouldn’t give the man with extreme violent tendencies who can be set off at any little thing access to ur coffee 🤯#NUMBER ONE PEEPAW GHETSIS#deciding everyone’s mugs was really fun#figuring out everyone’s coffee/tea was not /hj#I spent like two hours figuring that all out#I’m a coffee drinker myself but I stick to one type of coffee so like I’m not well versed in coffee/tea 💀#anyway maybe I’ll make more outta this idea after finals (or during if I get a little goofy 🤪) but here’s this for now!!#Team RR mug au /j#team rainbow rocket#lysandre pokemon#cyrus pokemon#giovanni pokemon#archie pokemon#maxie pokemon#lusamine pokemon#chairman rose#ghetsis pokemon#rainbowpufflez art tag
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To be fair to "illario is bad at lying" I don't think he had a contingency plan for "my cousin who I tried to have murdered came back after a whole year of being tortured in an underwater prison by the lady I've been sleeping with and he's an abomination now, also I have to pretend my grandma got murdered." His plan got monumentally fucked up
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIINNGGG. no matter how good or bad you are, i do not seriously think there’s a way to prepare for all that and then execute a follow up plan that’s not just “oh fuck i gotta do something” i think. of course this could have been avoided if he just killed lucanis himself but i like to think he has a heart in there
#literally went back on my posts to consider when ive said ‘illario is bad at lying’#because i of all people on this site am the one most likely to exaggerate how good he is at his work#if ur talking about the one where i said ‘illario is bad at lying’ and followed it up with ‘i dont think he should be’ then#yeah i dont think he should be#if i got the chance to drive his character he would be more competent AND liked and very#like obviously fill out the skill sets lucanis doesnt have. and not make it obvious that hes the villian#eg. the funeral talk lol. he spends that whole conversation going#’grandma’s ashes. the ashes for the funeral. the funeral ashes. grandma’s ashes for thr funeral. sure okay. i have to go’#which teia actually does believe is grief since she compares it to how he was when lucanis ‘died’#so ya know . not horrible. believable enough to fool talons!#if u have come from that mile long illario textpost then know ive had to sit thru#people calling him stupid . HES NOT . he was faced with the stupid topsiest turviest situation of all time#take rook and getting hired out of this equation and illario would have done it#he would have failed at a later stage because this implies he kills anyone who actually likes him#but he would have succeeded for about a week. and then he would get killed. lol#like i do think he is stupid for trusting a venatori to keep her word HOWEVERRRR. he was pretty good at the lying part!
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“There is no way that I, Focalors, otherwise known as Furina de Fontaine, a member of The Seven, and the Regina of All Waters, Kindreds, Peoples and Laws of Fontaine, could be anything other than your true Archon.”
#furina#genshin impact#not a single lie was uttered here i fear!#deception running so deep u think ur lying when actually every single word is the cold hard truth#they inevitably realize that they began by deceiving themselves#symbolism of this shot (during which the quoted line is said) too good#there's two of them! they're split in two down the middle! then merge into one! What!
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The wifi at the Xfinity 500 is powered by Verizon btw
#They were not lying when they said#its a good feeling when u see ur fav driver win live#I'm still not normal about it i freaked out i just don't know what to sY#nascar
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my friend cancelled on going to a concert w me last minute when i paid for HIS ticket do i kms
#he called me and said he couldnt make it bc its his moms bday and theyre going out...mf we made these plans a month ago#u didnt remember ur moms bday????#i feel like hes lying or hes genuinely stupid#i made him send me the money bc i was mad but now i dont even wanna go like#and now its too late to sell it for anything close to what i got it for#i also dont have any other friends who like metal so im stuck here#i dont think im gonna talk to him bc its always me inviting him out and not the other way and he STILL cancels#like hes going to a babymetal concert in 2 weeks and did he offer me to come along?? NO!!! but for this i reached out and asked before +#before i bought the tickets#its not fair#idk i dont mind going to concerts alone ive gone to a couple alone this year im just mad bc i thought i was gonna have fun today
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"You'll come back," Manon said.
It sounded like more of a threat than anything
Dorian smirked. "Would you miss me if I didn't?"
Manon didn't reply. He didn't know why he expected her to.
He'd taken all of a step, when Asterin clasped his shoulder. "In and out, quick as you can," she warned him. "Take care of Narene." Worry indeed shone in the Second's gold-flecked black eyes. Dorian bowed his head. "With my life," he promised as he approached her mount and grasped the dangling reins. He didn't fail to miss the gratitude that softened Asterin's features. Or that Manon had already turned away from him.
A fool to start down this path with her. He should have known better.
The hours that passed were some of the longest of Manon's existence.
From anticipation, she told herself. Of what she had to do.
Abraxos, unsurprisingly, found them within an hour, his reins sliced from the struggle he'd no doubt waged and won with Sorrel. He waited, however, beside Manon in silence, wholly focused upon the gate where Dorian and Narene had vanished.
Time dripped by. The king's sword was constant weight at her side. She cursed herself for needing to prove-to him, to herself-that she refused to let him go into Morath for practical, ordinary reasons. Erawan wasn't at the Ferian Gap. It'd be safer. Somewhat. But if the Matrons were there … That was why he'd gone. To learn if they were. To see if Petrah truly commanded the host there, and how many Ironteeth were present. He had not been trained as a spy, but he'd grown up in a court where people wielded smiles and clothes like weapons. He knew how to blend in, how to listen. How to make people see what they wished to see. She'd sent Elide into the dungeons of Morath, Darkness damn her. Sending the King of Adarlan into the Ferian Gap was no different.
It didn't stop her breath from escaping when Abraxos stiffened, scanning the sky. As if he heard something they couldn't.
And it was the joy that sparked in her mount's eyes that told her.
Moments later, Narene sailed toward them, making a lazy path over the mountains, a dark-haired, pale-skinned rider atop her. He'd truly been able to change parts of himself. Had made his face nearly unrecognizable. And kept it that way.
Asterin rushed toward the mare, and even Manon blinked as her Second threw her arms around Narene's neck. Holding her tight. The mare only leaned her head against Asterin's back and huffed.
Manon hadn't dwelled long on what she'd say.
And as the three hundred Ironteeth witches filed into the hall, some coming off their patrols, Manon half wondered if she should have. They watched her, watched the Thirteen, with a wary disdain.
Their disgraced Wing Leader; their fallen Heir.
When all were gathered, Petrah, still standing in the doorway where she'd appeared, merely said, "My life debt for an audience, Blackbeak."
Manon swallowed, her tongue as dry as paper. Seated atop Abraxos, she could see every shifting movement in the crowd, the wide eyes or hands gripping swords.
"I will not tell you the particulars of who I am," Manon said at last. "For I think you have already heard them."
"Crochan bitch," someone spat.
Manon set her eyes on the Blackbeaks, stone-faced where the others bristled with hatred. It was for them she spoke, for them she had come here.
jacket, then hoisting up her white shirt. Rising in the stirrups to bare her scarred, brutalized abdomen. "She does not lie."
UNCLEAN
There, the word remained stamped. Would always be stamped.
"How many of you," Asterin called out, "have been similarly branded? By your Matron, by your coven leader? How many of you have had your stillborn witchlings burned before you might hold them?"
The silence that fell now was different from before. Shaking shuddering.
Manon glanced at the Thirteen to find tears in Ghislaine's eyes as she took in the brand on Asterin's womb. Tears in the eyes of all of them, who had not known. And it was for those tears, which Manon had never seen, that she faced the host again.
"You will be killed in this war, or after it. And you will never see our homeland again."
"What is it that you want, Blackbeak?" Petrah asked from the archway.
"Ride with us," Manon breathed. "Fly with us.
Against Morath. Against the people who would keep you from your homeland, your future." Murmuring broke out again. Manon pushed ahead, "An Ironteeth-Crochan alliance. Perhaps one to break our curse at last."
Again, that shuddering silence. Like a storm about to break Asterin sat back in the saddle, but kept her shirt open.
"The choice of how our people's future shall be shaped is yours," Manon told each of the witches assembled, all the Blackbeaks who might fly to war and never return. "But I will tell you this." Her hands shook, and she fisted them on her thighs. "There is a better world out there. And I have seen it."
Even the Thirteen looked toward her now.
"I have seen witch and human and Fae dwell together in peace. And it is not weakness to do so, but a strength. I have met kings and queens whose love for their kingdoms, their peoples, is so great that the self is secondary. Whose love for their people is so strong that even in the face of unthinkable odds, they do the impossible."
Manon lifted her chin. "You are my people. Whether my grandmother decrees it so or not, you are my people, and always will be. But I will fly against you, if need be, to ensure that there is a future for those who cannot fight for it themselves. Too long have we preyed on the weak, relished doing so. It is time that we became better than our foremothers." The words she had given the Thirteen months ago. "There is a better world out there," she said again. "And I will fight for it." She turned Abraxos away, toward the plunge behind them. "Will you?"
Manon nodded to Petrah. Eyes bright, the Heir only nodded back. They would be permitted to leave as they had arrived: unharmed.
So Manon nudged Abraxos, and he leaped into the sky, the Thirteen following suit.
Not a child of war. But of peace.
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this is my version of the aki hayakawa side profile pic
#blue lock#bllk#i thought ppl were lying when they said the animation was ass#like wtf is this#have u ever taken an anatomy class in ur life
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Idk why the fucken... Divide between "it was alternate universes" & "Paul is just trans" ideas for Petscop has to be torn into a cavern. Paul being trans DOES make sense, but requires you to ignore huge details that immediately make it not work. The alternate universes DO kind of make sense, but require you to extrapolate out a lot of info purposefully left unshown.
It's hard to describe what i want to say, here -- i do think Paul being trans makes sense, 'splains why he & Care "look eeriely similar," you could argue he's just thoroughly blocked out that part of his life enough to have forgotten Care entirely, etc. I like it, & i keep it as i also say "Yeah, it's that & the universes theory." It's not two switches that demand you can only flip on one of them -- you can have both. You can have neither. Do whatever
#em.txt#petscop#i think my big thing is just that. I don't think it was intended#& it is not my job as a queer person to sweep up crumbs from under the rug for proof that is not there#if a creator wished to create a trans character i would enjoy if they would say as such. but mr. petscop has not said as such#& while i love the theory. if i see one more mfer say 'this is OBVIOUSLY canon & if u say otherwise ur LYING'#or 'omg ppl gotta make up crazy theories before they believe a queer story is queer 🙄' i will bite you.#i understand you are used to no queer rep so you take these scraps of dust as truth.#but do not mock people that don't agree with the plate of nothing you're serving.#discourse#yeah i think I'm being petty enough to deserve this tag. i am sorry for being mean#paul transgender is inherently based but u r stretching as much as me#I don't think the universe theory is canon or intended. I don't think there is an answer to petscop#i think it just exists & doesn't matter what it was abf#the plot of it is chasing windmills & ending up nowhere forever & ever to waste your time & be miserable#why do we want a conclusive answer from that? the explanation of petscop is this:#idk wtf was going on here. but i sure am glad Paul got tf outta there
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smh at Sophie’s unreliable narrator ass
#kotlc#stellarlune#Sophie I think your dislike of Oralie. may be affecting your reasoning and thinking#she literally said she didn’t know and I don’t think she was lying about that#u just wanna be mad at her and make her into more of a villain than she is#I’m not a huge fan of Oralie but ur have a pretty unreliable moment here sophie#I’m having stellarlune thoughts guys
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Omfg Miles is gonna come home with like a cake that says he’s fucking Spider-man or some shit in BTSV or some shit
#his mom said to bring a nice normal cake when he comes home#and its just gonna like say that and they're gonna be like wtf we thought u were just gay#we love you but ur grounded till college for lying#atsv#across the spiderverse#atsv spoilers#miles morales#rio morales#jefferson davis
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I feel incredibly stupid for not realizing this sooner but I just realized that “all of you” has a double meaning. All of you referring to everyone that the family is the miracle. As well as all of you meaning all of yourself. It’s a smart way of saying that this family as a whole is a miracle but also you as INDIVIDUALS are valued. I did realize the meaning of all of you for mirabel at the end when she says “all of me” but for some reason I never caught onto the double meaning in the actual song. I always interpreted it as all of you as in everyone and then the end part being particularly for mirabel but I’m just now realizing the double meaning was there the whole time💀
#encanto#encanto disney#disneys encanto#dare I say all of you is underrated#the harmonies are ethereal in this song like I actually ascend#it’s so fun and wholesome I love all of you#it always gets slander but like ur lying if u said the doorknob scene didn’t get u even a little bit emotional#maybe one day I’ll get the motivation to do another long song rant on it#can u believe how many times I’ve seen this movie and never noticed stuff#like I need a microscope or smth#all of you#all of you encanto#encanto songs#did anyone else just not notice this or did everyone know and I’ve just been out of the loop lmaoo
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You think you're over a ship but then you see new cute af content and suddenly you're like—
TAKE MY MONEY . TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TAKE EVERYTHINF I will DIE ON THIS FUCKING HILL
#hello it is ShinRan my friends#im sorry the post said i am 'over' it it's deceiving bc i am clearly not#aksjhslssh#me squealing like a pig seeing the shinran crumb#no literally lying on my bed rn and the sound I made after seeing the panel and dialogue am i crazy#or am i crazy#once an OTP always an OTP i guess???#you never outgrow ur otp no matter how old u get!!!!#using a bowtie changer so he can say whatever he needs to say in his own voice.... shinichi yoU SAP#i punch u in the face for being too cute#gisa's fandom life
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back on my brony saiki kusuo shit
the starlight vs twilight fight reminds me of the saiki vs evil alternate reality saiki light novel scene and i bet he had a chuuni moment thinking of himself as twilight during that fight
"haha im fighting myself except i have the power of friendship and he doesnt"
#i havent actually read the light novels yet cuz i havent finished the manga i just know what other people have said about it#sorry !! just talking out of my ass tbh#'u think ur better than me cuz u have the pOwEr Of FrIeNdShIp and i dont?' 'call me twilight sparkle!'#shapeshifts alicorn horn and wings#<-real canon thing saiki said and did(/me lying)#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post#brony saiki kusuo
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