#if trees could scream

[cherryblossomshadow]

If Trees Could Scream

ngl I've never heard of Jack Handey. I was just innocently watching a Smosh Pit "Agree to Disagree" with my sister, and she insisted on reading the comments.

eggled1566: The dog talking opinion reminded me of one of Jack Handey's deep thoughts:

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

And at this point, I would remind you that Huskies exist.

Thank you, eggled1566, for exposing me to that deep thought

[puppyeared]

If you know what this is about I’m so sorry

[linka-from-captain-planet]

this horse is long dead and nobody but me cares, but knowing how much more thoughtful, charitable, and sympathetic, and at LEAST observant of the facts/in-universe context the fandom would have been about Celene if she were a man is so frustrating

[thatonefandomjumper]

All Solangelo shippers are legally required to give Leo Valdez a round of applause and a personal letter of gratitude

When Gorgyra asks about the story of how Nico and Will got together, Will's answer is literal "It was all 'cause of Leo, wasn't it?"

Due to Nico's unreasonable reaction to Leo's death, Solangelo happened.

[yuridovewing]

oh my god can the erins shut up about the sisters already

[bruciemilf]

So Injustice Bats would adopt Battinson. How would Injustice Superman react to him?

We don't talk about that mf here sjjss

[beacon-lamp]

2nd parkour civ features seawatt more heavily and he's lowkey a really compelling character if you can look past some of the more goofy aspects of the storytelling

ooh ok i’m intrigued because my main gripe was that the seawatt guy wasn’t a bigger part of parkour civ 1

[arrietty-rune]

I know i forget to post on tumblr but

drew some Tobiases from different universes and you can see them on the comic Recipe of Disaster :D

Refs:

[andy-clutterbuck]

5x01 | No Sanctuary

[shigussy]

i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

[didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live]

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[bluesey-182]

look, my dad is not a perfect man and he's not faultless in how disfunctional my parent's marriage is but at the same time I've been watching my mom bully him my whole life and now that my man-hating oma is living there with them it's even worse because now they tag team to make him miserable and it makes me so fucking angry

[alistairtalkstoomuch]

confidant by bears in trees is the most beautiful song ever, i have decided that, thank you for listing to my ted talk

[holocene-sims]

next // previous

july 3, 2021 10:00 a.m. detroit

[shoutsindwarvish]

what if i brought my magen david rainbow flag into work but also buy a desk-sized palestinian flag to put next to it so that people know to stop wishing me merry christmas but also don’t make any other assumptions

i’m almost definitely not going to because it’ll be striking a hornet’s nest but getting so fucking tired of how much my team is openly assuming everyone is christian (complete with multiple explicit mentions of the church and jesus himself in our last meeting of things/people that coworkers were grateful for)

like yeah it would be inappropriate for me to bring politics to work and will probably make people uncomfortable but THEY STARTED IT

[ramblinguitar]

If anyone’s in the market

Here’s the link they’ve a special going on too. Buy 2 get 1 free on vinyls