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andy-clutterbuck · 2 years ago

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5x01 | No Sanctuary

#richard pls #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S5 #red looks pretty on you babe #are you even alive if Feral Wildman Rick didn't speak to some nasty part of your brain #hi kevin #excuse me but The Nose™#sweaty curls were the best ones #'they don't get to live'#*sirens wailing* *people screaming* *im in my yard apologizing to CBS news*#the murder coat just trying to do its job #lol remember when everyone went all moral high ground and wouldn't let rick off a bunch of CANNIBALS #and then they came back got bob and almost got the rest of them lololol good times #could you would you in the woods #could you would you against a tree #could you would you in the brush #poltergeist but it's dr seuss mad af that im a heathen #like that is A MAN™ like start me a fire build me a log cabin and [redacted] inside me

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lazylittledragon · 11 months ago

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the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #i feel like he’s good at schmoozing but i’m not sure how much he would actually Enjoy it #he gives me extroverted introvert #being surrounded by a few hundred very pretty wood elves for a weekend is probably quite nice though #he might have a bitch sesh with dorian’s sisters #also i will keep making his outfits cuntier if it kills me #what’s that post about how wyll is the only character you could realistically bring home without disaster

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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I want you whipped into shape!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #wang lingjiao #wen zhuliu #'When I say jump - say “how high'”? You know you're doing it right when you start to cry!“#Of course I can't resist the Legally blonde reference. This is the Elle Woods is canon in PD-MDZS blog #I love this scene so much. There are a lot of things to say about it and I would go over the limit if I indulged.#Suffice it to say the main takeaway *here* is that I think YZY is milfboss of the millennia.#I intended for this to be posted on international women's day but my ambition led me to keep trying to make it better.#And by better I mean I spent several days (re)drawing this one and that is **not** what poorly-drawn-mdzs is supposed to be about.#I will be making the next few comics worse to compensate <3 At the very least I will honour my time and tag it as 'better drawn'#('my time' spent hunched over my desk while I chant 'this concept is *not* above my skill level!' over and over again)#Funny story about PD!Wen Zhuliu; he was supposed to show up sooner but I kept accidently cutting the comics he would have been in.#So I like to think he just went on a long coffee run. 'Go get me an (insert coffee chain) pink drink' said Wen Chao.#'He never said from which location' said Wen Zhuliu as he proceeded to walk 100km to the farthest cafe he could find.

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teehee-vibes · 8 months ago

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Agonized over the fact that when Chip reunites with Arlin, no matter how it happens, whether Arlin is dead or alive, corrupted or stable, preserved as he was or aged by time and magic… whether it’s a moment of joy and relief at a long-awaited reunion or a heart-shattering episode of grief because Chip is too late, Chip can’t even cry about it.

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static-scribblez · 1 month ago

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welp .. you heard it here first folks :/ .. i'm a fake will wood fan </3

hhhhh yep ..... i was never a legitimate fan, for the past year and a half i was a dirty lil faker the whole time......... and its all to do with ..... *checks notes* me commenting 'good sir, please stop tugging on my heartstrings' on the wbtta music video.

#charlie stfu #shitpost #will wood #this dudes been replying to a lot of people on this mv calling anybody and everybody a fake fan over the dumbest shit #oh someone commented their own interpretation about how the song could be about someone’s insecurity of their neurodivergence/trauma?#erm actually they missed the point any REAL fan would know that #oh someone commented the lyrics for us?#erm actually they got them all wrong (how???????) they should learn to listen #oh someone left a really sweet comment about their dad and how the line ‘she’s gonna be a lot like me’ reminds them of him?#erm actually their pfp’s stupid they should get a personality #(<- mf i would not be telling people to get a personality if i was you 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀)

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seagull-scribbles · 10 months ago

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Happy valentines! what says ‘love’ like two smelly, unwashed teen boys?

Drew this after a lovely convo with @less-depresso-more-espresso, who also gave me this song to listen to 💕 so this one’s for you bestie aha

#tmnt 2012 #rasey #casey jones #raphael hamato #less-depresso-more-espresso #I love the farmhouse arc a lot actually #I think Casey went and got a few jobs on ‘local’ farms to help pay for food and bills #and April got a job helping in a shop or something she’s not very outdoorsy #and after Leo wakes up raph would start going outside #mikey looks after the animals and the farm there but we know ralh likes animals and flowers so I think he’d keep pretending to be too macho #his main jobs looking after Leo #but Casey could get him to goof off and sit in the sun and stuff #maybe raph would help chop wood or just sit near by drawing or trying to make daisy chains for mikey #something silly #anyway #I don’t do romance but I like using today as a chance to tell my friends I love them and to spend quality time snuggling my dog so #I hope everyone has a good day xxx #thank you again depresso xxx #Spotify #I tried to make this so it couldn’t be platonic but who am I kidding I sit on my friends like this all the time lmao #oh I drew this in my usual grunge way I do for 2012 and then tried to make it look softer with the same brushes so lmk if it worked

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saturnniidae · 5 months ago

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I feel like modern!AU Hiccup would be really into urban exploration. He's like that 'trespassing is illegal. Okay but I'm literally curious by nature' post. Driving out to the middle of nowhere on his bike with his fuckass cat to explore aboned buildings is his idea of a nice Friday evening

#hiccup haddock #his friends will randomly get texts at like 12:30 am that are like picutres of raccoons he stumbled across in the woods #or animals inhabiting abandoned buildings #he likes drawing them #groupd chat would be fire like random selfie with a fucking possum behind in in ??? woods.#and its like 'where tf are you dude its the middle of the night' 'exploring.'#hes just curious by nature guys #httyd modern au #rotbtd modern au #could be either #httyd headcanon #httyd #moth.txt #deyas dragons

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kangals · 7 months ago

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Kep unexpectedly got a chance to score himself an A+ grade in Being A Collie tonight!

I let the dogs out for the last potty and suddenly Keps tearing off after what’s obviously a rabbit he startled. Now my yard is the ONLY one on our street that’s fenced but rabbits just fucking love to dig in under the gate and fuck up my flower garden, so I hate them. And this rabbit is clearly so panicked it forgot where it came in, because it’s racing in laps around the yard and slamming into the fence to try and escape. This goes on for a good 1-2 minutes and Kep is tailing this thing like a gd coursing hound, he is INTENT (Stellina also chased but visibly lost interest halfway through once the rabbit kept repeating its laps). And then finally the rabbit just freezes in some brush along the back fence in sheer panic/exhaustion… and Kep just stands there, looming over it, muzzle punching it. Not biting, not pawing. Just “hey, move.” now I don’t particularly care what happens to this rabbit but I’m also not the kind of asshole who let’s my pets torment wildlife so after it clearly wasn’t going to move anymore I picked up Kep and carried him back to the house, which he was quite miffed about. Hopefully bunny catches its breath and remembers how to leave the yard overnight.

but I am proud of Kep, because that was exactly what a collie should have done! Herding drive = prey drive, the only difference is that in herding dogs their drive is modified to be fully stalk-chase and no catch-kill (as compared to a dog like a greyhound, whose drive is (CHASE-catch-kill). But a herding dog who bloodies the livestock is useless, so that’s bred away from. Maybe he would try to bite if he were older, or if it was a rat or mouse as opposed to a (comparatively) large rabbit. But he showed excellent collie instincts and I definitely need to test him on sheep once he’s a bit older.

#Boone was a very low drive dog and idk if even he would have been able to resist that #Stellina blatantly could not give a fuck after the first 30 seconds lol she was just like ✌️goin 2 bed #I would have snapped a pic of Kep looming over the bunny but it was nighttime and I didn’t want to flash bang the rabbit #it looked like it was about to pas out. I know they’re stress sensitive so hopefully it just leaves and never comes back #(also dude there’s like 20 other yards without fences and dogs you could go in. Or woods across the street and behind us. fucking leave)

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caterpillarinacave · 6 months ago

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btw if youre talking about a character and erase their canon disability I'm biting you. not in, like, an affectionate way. more like in an "I hate you" way.

#don't care if its an AU btw. Still biting. Still not in an affectionate way.#gestures to the majority of characters in the media “Look at the ABLE BODIED characters you could have picked from"#“yeahhhh but it would have been so annoying to write” Would you look at that. my dear friend the block button.#“I like the character so much less with the disability” Would you look at that. my dear friend the #“delete every internet account I own run away into the woods and speak to anyone ever again” button #there's not a lot to pick from out here in the land of “my body doesn't fucking work”#Disability #writing #Fanfiction #disabled

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ganondoodle · 1 year ago

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is it too much of a reach to say that zelda being reduced to basically an object to farm items from in totk just kinda adds more salt to the wound of how badly shes treated?

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #i know im nitpicking #but i have talked about the big problems alot already #and now i start to see the smaller thingy that dont feel good #i guess you could see it as well if she wasnt farmable for items it would be weird compared to the other dragons #or that you are supposed to realize that you have been farming items from your best friend the whole time is to mean something #or maybe its just a game mechanic #i knew super early that the dragon was zelda #and when i saw i need items from her to upgrade my armor i was like .... im not gonna shoot out heR TEETH WTF #good thing she remembers nothing i guess #so she doesnt have to cope with the fact that link kept shooting off her scales - claws - teeth and horns #god i just want to see her have agency for once #and no i dont count begging unnamed faceless champion mcguffin guys to do a swear or dragonfying herself when she had no other option #thats not a character moving the plot but the plot shoving around a character imo #i want to see her go around HER hyrule and talk to people- solve mysteries- get more competent at defending herself- actively doing anythin #gnawing on wood as we speak

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akane022 · 2 months ago

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can you all imagine if excalibur was the only way for merlin to die on? excalibur, forged on a dragon's breath and meant only for arthur, the sword that killed arthur's bane and merlin's shadow and could not protect arthur would also be merlin's end

#merlin bbc #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #i was reading a fic #[ uther discovers about merlin's magic and in a dark comedy way they try to find a way to kill merlin bc he just . won't. die .#and arthur discovers both of them almost at the same time they start their experiments so -#the idea of one of them realizing they never really tried to kill merlin with a magic sword and arthur heards it and tries dismiss it #/but is a magic sword/ and at the last moment he puts himself between merlin and the blade/#injured and blowing about his eavesdropping #but he couldn't really let merlin be killed and the fear in his gut that this time it could take... arthur couldn't do it #and so this idea that excalibur could kill merlin was an interesting concept #because was is this is how exacalibur found his way once again into the rock? merlin killed himself on it lol #and said rock dissapears once again into the woods until the once and future king rised again-#so you have to find the rock THE STONE GODDAMINT and then you have to take it out and merlin would also come back #because he was just sleeping waiting for his king n.n ]

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fantasticgothicpeachsludge · 5 months ago

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Help! I’ve fallen for a rarepair from a show that ended 6 years 1 month and 7 days ago!

And by rarepair I mean there is one singular fic about them where they’re not a side ship or in a collection of smut drabbles

#don’t worry Graham and Jefferson I saw the way you never interacted but were in such similar situations caused by the same woman #all it would have taken was for Graham to get some kind of hint that Jefferson knew and he could have gone to him :.(#gotten the help he needed from someone who actually knew what was going on #JEFFERSON WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT THE VAULT #HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PUT GRAHAMS HEART BACK #THE COMFORT THEY WOULD GET FROM EACH OTHER #Jefferson having someone who remembers ;~;#Graham having someone who knows he’s not crazy #who could protect him from Regina ;~;#Graham could live with him in his mansion in the woods #with his wolf brother right there #and let’s be real Graham would not have been okay after getting his heart back #like he was literally emotionally numb and being abused for thirty years #everything that happened to him and what he was forced to do would have hit him like a truck the minute it was back in his chest #probably would have had a panic attack immediately #probably the only way he would feel safe is as far from Regina he could get (Jefferson’s mansion in the middle of the woods)#in a locked room and with his wolf brother right there #I just think they could be a really soft friends to lovers okay #ouat #jefferson ouat #graham humbert #huntsman ouat #once upon a time #also I’m not Regina bashing down here I just wish Grahams abuse and trauma was treated better #like there’s no way in hell he would ever forgive her or feel safe around her #he’d probably want her dead #another thing he and Jefferson have in common #but I can imagine him never acting on it and just completely removing himself from the show and living a safe and comfortable cottage-core #life with Jefferson and Grace #and his wolf brother

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Someone asked why my cat guy was in a bikini, and the answer is: Men and them can wear bikini’s too!

To demonstrate, here’s Lan Wangji and his brunch friend Elle Woods at their weekly summer hangout.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #elle woods #not posting the ask for Reasons.#I personally do not and will not wear a bikini but it is very fun and silly to draw my sona in one.#It is also important that I introduce the Regal Legal Lawyer Elle Woods Into pd-mdzs canon.#Planting the seeds now so when she returns…there was some foreshadowing.#Do you guys think lwj would be a brunch person?#I can see wwx drinking 10 am mimosas. Maybe having a runny benny coated in hot sauce.#Lwj could make a good brunch spread. I think that would be the only reason he would attend.#To study. To learn. To immerse himself in the brunch culture. To make a nice brunch for his beloved.#Now…LXC…JGY….the bunchiest kings to ever order a cloud egg at 11am. That is *their* outing.#This is all extremely anachronical and me being a silly jester again. Jingle jingle jingle.

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maeryuu · 3 months ago

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As someone with issues recognizing my self, listening to the whole SELF-iSH album it's a religious experience.

#the hero's journey it' too good #from not remembering to wanting to know to NEEDING to know #to 'people don't remember ME they remember who I WAS'#to the whole 'if I don't remember then it wasn't really me -> it was someone/someTHING else'#then 'remembering would bring closure' (it doesn't)#and then having to reconciliate that your actions and your /self/ are still you but different #AND FINALLY ending with tge banger:#“no it doesn't matter who I am ”#“and I'm gonna be”#FUCKKKK #honorable mention to :#“I will be MY sunshine I will be My moon at night #I'm nowhere now here's no one now to be“#wish I could expand on this #anyways #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #self ish #maer thinks #pd. sorry for the typos my hands are cold #and trembling #not sure if the trembling its bc the cold but whatever

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fallowyrm · 5 months ago

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Of your still taking mask design requests, maybe A sea wolf with either an ocean or salmon theme :D?

i took a lot of artistic liberties when colouring to try and really get that ocean and salmon in, so im sorry if it no longer looks like a true sea wolf's pelt my friend! but i am extremely happy with how this turned out!! 🐟🩸

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puppyeared · 2 years ago

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I made a lmk oc

#they’re supposed to be some sort of experiment to see if people could recreate Sun Wukongs stone egg. the goal was to make a more controlled #and tame version using carved wood and cultivation. but eventually they got worried about it becoming too powerful and scrapped it #eventually they come to life and live in the abandoned temple they were built in #their bottom half is made of wood because when they came to life their creator/s left them unfinished when they scrapped the project #they had to carve the rest of their body out of hunger and frustration because they couldn’t eat or move much by crawling on their top half #this is also why they spite their creators and hate irresponsible creation. because of abandonment issues and feeling like they have no #purpose or direction in life #their power is also very limited to due being man made since they were originally a wood carving #meo gave me the idea but one reason would be because they’re half finished. the sculpture was still half stump so it was completely untouche #that half can channel power in its raw form but the other half cannot once it’s been carved by man #so technically they could have the same level or potential for power as the stone but that was dampened #the other thing is how they were created to be a duplicate or recreation of a stone monkey and a celestial looked at that and was like #‘we’re not doing that again’ LMAO #i think the case of them carving their own legs doesn’t take away their power though. that balance was made #before they came to life so carving the legs or not can’t affect it anymore. like making a cake and slicing it #their energy levels are also naturally low because of that so their movements are sluggish and they aren’t very active overall #constantly lying in the sun to charge their batteries and get some stuff done. just like me fr #I actually don’t know what I’m gonna do with this character besides Put Them In Situations with other ppls ocs.. so if you have #a lmk oc you have been warned /lh /j #I wanna make some backstory art for them though.. maybe even the animatic treatment if I can get through dear wormwood which is 25 #SECONDS OUT OF 3 MIN BTW #doodles #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #lmk oc #monkie kid oc #myart #my art #xin ya

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