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the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tavstarion#i feel like he’s good at schmoozing but i’m not sure how much he would actually Enjoy it#he gives me extroverted introvert#being surrounded by a few hundred very pretty wood elves for a weekend is probably quite nice though#he might have a bitch sesh with dorian’s sisters#also i will keep making his outfits cuntier if it kills me#what’s that post about how wyll is the only character you could realistically bring home without disaster
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Does Doey ever find out the origin of his creation, if so, what are his thoughts on it? Is it relieving to know the source of all that confusion, or does it add more stress to his mind?
(pulls up a chair) No no no cuz lets talk about this-
Doey goes on to explain what the interrogation rooms are in ch 4 and his own experiences in them, he also goes on to talk about the doctor and how he knows that A) he knows his name is Harley Swayer and B) he knows Harley was responsible for creating him/the other bigger bodies
In cannon I think it's highly likely that Doey is aware of what it is Playtime is doing with the orphans, and then during the final fight where he says "Mommy daddy i just wanna go home" implies that he at least remembers interacting with Susan and George before they died (rip)
BUT...What if he didn't know that?? HM?? Imagine how utterly world destroying that would be: Doey waking up as this thing, he isn't human, nor animal, he's a thing. Property. Playtime Co prod at him and have his work like a mule. For a long time Doey views himself as just that, a thing, he has no identity, and he hates it.
After the hour of joy and safe haven is created, Doey finally feels like he's learning about himself for the first time. He can interact with toys not because he's being forced to, but because he can, he can be him, he can learn who he is.
Imagine going through all that pain and suffering, finally getting to a point where you a content with who you are and the family you have built from the painful situation you were forced into without a say, only to then have your identity taken away to when you learn that no. You aren't Doey, you never were just Doey, you are three kids, three helpless kids that were forced to become Doey
The identity you built for yourself has been built on the death of three innocent kids, your identity is build on pain and ultimately death
You are not Doey, nor Jackie, nor Kevin, nor Matthew, you don't know what you are anymore..
EDIT: (COMES CRASHING BACK INTO THIS POST TO ADD)
DOEY FEELING ALL THIS ANGUISH, ANGER AND SADNESS BUT NEVER KNOWING IT'S ORIGIN, ONLY TO LEARN THAT ALL THOSE FEELINGS WERE NEVER HIS OWN, IT WAS SOMEONE ELSES SUFFERING. MAKING HIM QUESTION IF ANY OF HIS CHOICES, FEELINGS OR TIMES OF HAPPINESS HAVE EVER BEEN HIS. WAS ANYTHING HE DID EVER HIS??
#I RAMBLED BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE THIS STORYLINE-#CAN YOU IMAGIN HOW FUCKING SOUL CRUSHING THIS WOULD BE IN CANNON-#I'm going to go dig myself a hole in the woods and cry now over this thanks#Doey the doughman#Doey#Poppy playtime#Poppy playtime chapter 4
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Yeah, I know. I’m going to the corner to think about what I did again.
#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#baldurs gate 3#Halsin#deathly Revna#druid#mushrooms#wood elf#Withers#of course I didn’t cry drawing this#what are you talking about? the realization of time as our worst enemy and best ally? what??#jogh#I just know Halsin would let his hair grow so Revna could braid it like his
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Adler is a dog guy because he loves the obidence, affection and deference dogs show their masters regardless of how they are treated. A dogs owner is their entire world, they are reliant on them for everything and this is probably appealing for Adler and his need for control. Having a dog strokes his ego both because a dog is obedient and affectionate to it's master, which Adler thinks he is owed and because it affirms his sense of American masculinity. Adler would be one of those dog people that hate cats because you have to respect a cat's boundaries in order for it to love you and you can't control them like you can dogs. Adler likes Bell for the same reason he likes dogs.
#Adler is absolutely obsessed with image and with being the The (Capitalist) American Man™#we get a look into this from his various zombies and online voicelines.#IDK what the American™ breed to have was in vogue at the time but I could see him with something like a gshep#malinois or golden.#Because those are Real Dogs™ that Real American Men™ have.#This is to say that he'd also hate small dogs like Chihuahuas#Park also likes dogs but her relationship with them is fundamentally different than Adler's#She's both non American and a woman. There is no sense of masculinity that needs to be upheld.#She is however#a scientist and dogs a the trainable animal lol.#Bell was named after Pavlov's experiment for a reason.#She'd probably also vibe with cats though because they're chill like that.#Woods would also be one of those guys who says “If it's under 50 pounds it's not a real dog” and grumbles when you bring home a Shit tzu#but still falls head over heels for it. David catches them napping together and he tries to deny it later.#Anyway I think David should find a scruffy white little puppy with the crustiest eyes you can imagine and bring it home and beg Woods#to let him keep it And the dog absolutely ends up being Wood's dog first and foremost.#Can you tell I don't exactly have a charitable view of Adler's personality lol?#You can disagree with me that's fine#Russell Adler#Helen Park#bocw#cod#black ops cold war#black ops#call of duty#call of duty black ops#call of duty black ops cold war
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hey guys!! just a little update: my uploads may be slow and kinda inconsistent for a bit because i made the lovely decision to get a new full time job on top of being a full time student!! (i had to, unfortunately) i’m doing good, but while i get adjusted to this new packed schedule of mine i have to put this blog on the back burner, because unfortunately steady finances and education comes first over my passions and hobbies :,(
i can at least say that at the moment i’m working on or planning out:
☆ requests (my current top priority!!)
☆ some requested c.ai bots
☆ the next part of subj3 called “blank spaces”, which will span from the rest of the reader’s high school career to the end of college
☆ a longgg mcd x reader fic called “kismet” (that will have laurance as the love interest)!
☆ maybe some more sims?? i love love making them but i will see if i have the time sighh
but anyways! thought i’d let y’all know what i’m up to and why i haven’t sent out any more requests </3 i hope you’re all well and staying warm & safe! love you all!!
#☆ star’s rambles#guys if i could rot in my room and write about blocks all day i so would#but unfortunately#this is the way of the world#my bank account is crying#i’m crying#jk i’m okay#or am i#like i’ll get so much money as a waitress#but at what cost#someone please buy me a cabin in the woods so i can be a whimsical writer shut in#if someone could do that for me i’ll give you a big smooch on the lips#pls and thanks#ok i’m gonna lay in bed and contemplate life while attempting to gain some motivation#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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hi Emma! Who do you consider your friends do you have a crush on anybody?
" For crushes... "
#ITS SO SO FUNNY HOW MUCH PAIRINGS FIT MELLY? i felt like i needed to draw her as the greed talked about in the bible#AND MELLY POTENTIALLY KNOWING WENDY FOOTE BEFORE THE MANOR? omg... im so excited to see their lore#2022 me would be so sad emmamelly is not bros otp no more#NOT THAT EMMAMELLY IS BAD AND GONE heh.#swaytura on the mind though u feel#idv#identity v#emma woods#identity v gardener#survivor ask blog#idv gardener#ask emma woods#identity v ask blog#mentions:#melly plinius#wendy foote#give her like 20 seconds before she crushes again trust#a moment to talk about ships:#I dont got a defined crush/relationship for Emma! I love all her ships ^^ it's so silly to see other peoples portrayals and hcs#I started off shipping Emma and Melly because of garden scenarios and how they'd share a mutual bond through their nature expertise#Tracy and Emma are one of my OG ships too! super cute! From gears to plants they both have their own parallels to learn from eachother#when I first started this blog I used to talk to this Mun and they started sending me Emma and Naib artworks!#my goodness their excitement was contagious ^^! I hope theyre doing alright.#To that one Kurt/Servais and Emma shipper I see you! the pairings are super calming and I think itd be interesting to explore their past!#Someone posted Lucky x Emma here too and heh.. I totally get you. theyd get into such shenanigans together and they seem sweet!#Then I've been seeing alot of Norton and Emma recently on tiktok! Theres this one artist that draws them in such silly scenarios#But everytime I think about shipping them I get flashbacks to a minecraft server with nortnaib and i feel like damn... betrayal </3#how could i do that to my nortnaib besties#Then when playing with my friend on IDV I noticed they had Mary and Emma room pictures and yknow what? go queen#hcs are very much appreciated :) maybe when i open asks again i'd love to hear everyones thoughts.
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I feel like modern!AU Hiccup would be really into urban exploration. He's like that 'trespassing is illegal. Okay but I'm literally curious by nature' post. Driving out to the middle of nowhere on his bike with his fuckass cat to explore aboned buildings is his idea of a nice Friday evening
#hiccup haddock#his friends will randomly get texts at like 12:30 am that are like picutres of raccoons he stumbled across in the woods#or animals inhabiting abandoned buildings#he likes drawing them#groupd chat would be fire like random selfie with a fucking possum behind in in ??? woods.#and its like 'where tf are you dude its the middle of the night' 'exploring.'#hes just curious by nature guys#httyd modern au#rotbtd modern au#could be either#httyd headcanon#httyd#moth.txt#deyas dragons
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Agonized over the fact that when Chip reunites with Arlin, no matter how it happens, whether Arlin is dead or alive, corrupted or stable, preserved as he was or aged by time and magic… whether it’s a moment of joy and relief at a long-awaited reunion or a heart-shattering episode of grief because Chip is too late, Chip can’t even cry about it.
#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#chip jrwi#arlin james#jrwi riptide spoilers#riptide spoilers#I guess#god I hope Chip gets saved too#he’s only 19… he should be in the club#not halfway in his grave#he’s imagined every possible reunion they could have but when it finally happens he… can’t cry#would you rather choke on sobs or fail to breathe at all#and when Arlin pulls him into a hug but he can barely feel it and there is no warmth#his skin is cold and his lungs fail him#Arlin asking what the hell happened to him#fuck haha anyway#shout out chip jrwi#no one warned me about you the way they did your co-captains and you are….. oh man.#the haunted guy ever#if anyone has earned a happy ending…. knock on wood
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yall I did the thing
so the overall conclusion from my last post was that, no I was not going crazy. so here's an edit with the song xx
#rushed transitions go brr#I don't know if I've earned the right to complain about capcut again but#I wish we could use keyframe on effects#that would make it lot easier#but what do yall think?#suggestions for improvement are welcome#like seriously#I wanna learn more editing shit#oh shit that's a lot of tags#why are you still reading these#damn you got dedication#anyways#normal tags time#capcut#edit#editing#tadc edit#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc jax#the amazing digital circus jax#jax#the digital circus#will wood#in case I make it#the main character#saracha's edits
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Happy valentines! what says ‘love’ like two smelly, unwashed teen boys?
Drew this after a lovely convo with @less-depresso-more-espresso, who also gave me this song to listen to 💕 so this one’s for you bestie aha
#tmnt 2012#rasey#casey jones#raphael hamato#less-depresso-more-espresso#I love the farmhouse arc a lot actually#I think Casey went and got a few jobs on ‘local’ farms to help pay for food and bills#and April got a job helping in a shop or something she’s not very outdoorsy#and after Leo wakes up raph would start going outside#mikey looks after the animals and the farm there but we know ralh likes animals and flowers so I think he’d keep pretending to be too macho#his main jobs looking after Leo#but Casey could get him to goof off and sit in the sun and stuff#maybe raph would help chop wood or just sit near by drawing or trying to make daisy chains for mikey#something silly#anyway#I don’t do romance but I like using today as a chance to tell my friends I love them and to spend quality time snuggling my dog so#I hope everyone has a good day xxx#thank you again depresso xxx#Spotify#I tried to make this so it couldn’t be platonic but who am I kidding I sit on my friends like this all the time lmao#oh I drew this in my usual grunge way I do for 2012 and then tried to make it look softer with the same brushes so lmk if it worked
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the way i gasped ??? this is the funniest tv show ever, what the fuck
#pov you live in the woods with your boyfriend but then you have a screaming domestic fight but then two guys walk in#and one of them points a gun at you and ties you up and then offers to kill one of you but you go NO I LOVE HIM#and then the other guy. apparently!!! goes 'hey! i could officiate your wedding for you if you want :D '#and you say yes!!! i think being married on the spot by a stranger who broke and entered our home would be super romantic!!!#*#the heart killers#the heart killers the series
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oh my god it's so nice to have a text post getting Fun and Good tags for once... yes Do tell me more about your feelings and favourite examples of the royalty trope/genre.......
#DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE AND PRECIOUS IT IS....#knocks on wood just in case#usually having a post break containment is one of the most annoying experiences there is#or back when i used to write aro and ace topics at the cusp of acecourse era.... shudders#95% tags and comments would be extremely sweet and validating and thankful#but the remaining 5% were the most bad faith dogshit takes and people calling me names and cringe and it sucked so much hahaa#and it's like. it was worth it for the people it helped but the anxiety and the discourse maelstrom fucked me up forever#i know better than to engage now!!! but i was young and fresh and thought i could change someone's mind#ANYWAY
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Actually i wanna talk more about this
i highly doubt im the right person qualified to talk about this but yknow what i dont fucking care-
Im sure most of you are aware of that complete dogshit take about creepypastas and the fandom by a certain individual, been there done that we all know how dumb it was that's not what i wanna talk about what i wanna focus on is certain thing said individual seems to be really obsessed with, that being the fact that the fandom likes to "humanize" the pastas and give them sad backstories or redeeming traits. They think that doing so is glorifying killers when they should be depicted as evil horrible people all the time. Now i can understand where they're coming cause killers are bad we shouldn't be making them seem good, right? But to me personally this kinda seems like a really shallow minded take and such thinking can just lead to having boring empty and flat characters. And most of all it's also more unrealistic.
Lets emphasize on the realism part, sense this guy is obsessed with realism. If you look at real world cases of infamous killers you would notice that alot of them usually have at the very least one positive trait to them or a couple. They're nice to friends and family, they're good parents, they maybe do some community service. People in their town say they were a sweetheart and a grade A citizen, which makes it even more heartbreaking when they find out the horrible things they commit. They may have some red flags but you wouldn't have guessed they were a fucking serial killer. The thing is that these people ARE humans and humans are very complicated creatures, someone can be horrible to some people but sweet and loving to others. And i'd argue that "humanizing" the killers honestly makes them scarier than if they were comically evil bad guys. It's the simple idea that this seemingly average person is secretly a killer, someone who seems nice and a great person to be around actually tortures and kills people for fun. The simple idea of literally anyone you could know could possibly be a terrible monster, anyone you could talk to or even just some rando on the street could be committing diabolical crimes beyond your comprehension. And you would never know until they were caught, and when that happens the dread you would feel knowing you lived right next door to a murderer and didn't even know is unlike any kind of fear imaginable. The simple fact that these people are humans but are able to commit such things to their own kind is fucking terrifying. And i dont think it's bad to want to depict these killers as humans, i dont think people depicting jeff the killer helping a kid get their kite out the tree means they want to go and kiss ted bundy. Because at the end of the day these are fictional characters from shitty 2012's internet horror stories made by a 13 yr old, and the stories we depict of these characters doesn't at all reflect how we actually are. so can we stop with the bullshit about "humanizing creepypastas" cause it is not the same as glorifying killers-
srry this was abit disjointed i just woke up from a nap and really wanted to talk about this cause its something that ticks me but feelsl ike nobody else talks about so i just gbhngdfgbhfd thank you for coming to my ted talk keep making cringe headcanons about jeff the kilelr buhbyeee
#there is ALOT more i could talk about on the subject but i wanted focus mainly on the realism part cause that's what this guy focuses on#if you wanna add your own thoughts opinions or even add more to the post PLEASE DO CAUSE IM BAD AT WORDS LOL#and i feel like someone else would have a better time wording this than my dumbass regressed to 5th grade level writing brain#anyways i love you all CRP fandom you're all so awesome and cool#no art#long post#rant post#creepypasta#creepypasta fandom#crp#crp fandom#jeff the killer#jeffery woods#jeff creepypasta#creepypasta jtk#horror#honestly this can count for horror characters in general not just creepypastas#horror character
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Someone asked why my cat guy was in a bikini, and the answer is: Men and them can wear bikini’s too!
To demonstrate, here’s Lan Wangji and his brunch friend Elle Woods at their weekly summer hangout.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#elle woods#not posting the ask for Reasons.#I personally do not and will not wear a bikini but it is very fun and silly to draw my sona in one.#It is also important that I introduce the Regal Legal Lawyer Elle Woods Into pd-mdzs canon.#Planting the seeds now so when she returns…there was some foreshadowing.#Do you guys think lwj would be a brunch person?#I can see wwx drinking 10 am mimosas. Maybe having a runny benny coated in hot sauce.#Lwj could make a good brunch spread. I think that would be the only reason he would attend.#To study. To learn. To immerse himself in the brunch culture. To make a nice brunch for his beloved.#Now…LXC…JGY….the bunchiest kings to ever order a cloud egg at 11am. That is *their* outing.#This is all extremely anachronical and me being a silly jester again. Jingle jingle jingle.
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hheeueeeuuhhhhhh
#im busy working on a mayo cover right meow#but i cannot get the video editing program i am using ot work#its very sad as i found it enjoyable to make the video in it#but i cannot export it#as when i do its simply a zero second blank video#if anyone knows how to use aviutl and how to fix this i would grealty appreaciate it if you could tell me#that is all comeptleply unrelated to the drawing ewwmmmmmm#this is sawyer and kiro#you probably know kiro by now if youre following me#sawyer is another utau created by the same person that made kiro#this one is voiced by sounds of a wood saw#digital art#mine#my art#fanart#vocal synth#doodle#utau#michishirube kiro#ogane p sawyer#see thats where the signs come from#wooden sign and traffic sign#me and the inanimate utaus on our way to meow
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Academic Disaster Celebrity Au!
Picture this
Actor! Percy and Actress! Penny with Oliver and Marcus as their bodyguards. An Audrey as their manager!!
It would make such a fun dynamic with everyone
like, you got celebrity x celebrity (Penny x Percy and probably a lot of their fans fav ship)
bodyguard x celebrity (Any ship in the square works tbh but it would be a SCANDAL)
rivals to lovers (Oliver and Marcus hate each other but because Percy and Penny work in so many projects together they spend a lot of time and that is always fun)
or celebrity x manager (both work for me tbh, another big scandal for the public and the paparatize going crazy)
bodyguard x manager (audrey x anyother than Percy/Penny is odd but it can be fun. imaging that oliver saves her in some situation ad they slowly fall in love like that as they take care of the celebrity, it can also work with marcus)
OR EVEN BETTER
Evryone is with each other, you can go in so many ways. Or switch roles.
Like, Manager! Percy, Penny and Audrey as Actresses, Oliver and Marcus as bodyguards
Manager! Penny and Audrey, Percy and Oliver as celebrities, Marcus as one of their bodyguars
or They are all celebrities, except someone so is MORE SCANDALOUS
THE POSIBILITIES ARE INFINITE
#percy weasley#oliver wood#penelope clearwater#marcus flint#harry potter#audrey weasley#audrey diggory#audrey xu#academic disaster#au idea#academic disaster celebrity au#percy x oliver x marcus x audrey x penny#there would be like a hundred sub-plots if there was a fic tbh#like#the amout of different scenarios that could play out it's insane#and i love it#it would be so much fun as a visual novel#like those pick your own adventure ones but you can chose who you want to be and what they do#it be so much fun
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