#if the woods was a person
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poem about being autistic i wrote before i knew im autistic
I am something that perhaps was once human
A thing caught in glimpses
But never clear enough to be real
Never seen fully enough to construct
Something beautifully terrible
A wild thing
A child abandoned in the wood
Taken in by faeries
Not a swap, not an even deal
One life for another
Just a quiet whisking away
For the chance that was in it
But sídh are not men
They are secrets and whispers
Strange-mannered folk, easily angered
Not the type to make grown from a child
I would have to do the raising myself
Create a person without seeing one
How odd, to craft what one has never lived
Like a medieval painting of an animal, never quite right
So I set to task to build a self
A something, at least
A haphazard making of a man
An insulting impression of a woman
A mask can take a battering
#poetry#Irish Poetry#queer poetry#neurodivergent#autistic#actually autistic#nd#faeries#sídh#sídhe#witchcraft#magic#magik#goblincore#creaturecore#magpiecore#forestcore#if the woods was a person
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Autumn 🍂 is here !!
#autumn#gif#gifs#aesthetic#beautiful#life#fall#cozycore#cozy#adventure#nature#artists on tumblr#art#forest#woods#personal#mine#cottagecore#cottage aesthetic
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the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams
oh the darkness got a hold on me
#meet me in the woods is PEAK gravity falls vibes#and kinda perfect for billford#i have an entire billford playlist but that’s neither here nor there#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#my art#if i put even one person onto this album from lord huron i’ll be so happy#seriously go listen to strange trails
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Will Wood funny ^^ this man literally MADE my personality
#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#I love drawing will like i dont have to think about similarity he is literally different person on EVERY photoset
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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nomad boyfriend comes back for a visit
obviously there are some extras for the patr0ns <3
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#halsin silverbough#durge#halsin x durge#the bhaalspawn has found an extremely healthy relationship dynamic#ashe's cats are so indifferent they're probably like 'oh tall tree dad is back'#i love domestics but also i think halsin is the kind of person who needs to vanish into the woods for 2-3 weeks#ashe hates dirt so he has his house with his cats#this makes me want to write an awful 70s farce where ashe thinks the guy's there for sex and he's just there to fix the boiler#i was working on a long angst comic but i pushed it back for. reasons#only wholesome stuff right now
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Born to mess around with colors, forced to render
#Gheritan#oc#art#fantasy#digital art#digital painting#pratice#nature#woods#monster#humanoids#haelumians#personal art
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Sukuna is old. He is also weirdly cultured for the monster that he is. With so much time on his hands, he loves indulging in arts and literature, and as with everything else he tries, he's good at it. You wouldn't know this, of course, you are only his pet. The time you spend with him is limited and hardly consists of intellectual conversation. You are there to serve one purpose and you know that quite well. So when you wake up in his bed one morning, two things come as a surprise. First that you're even here. It's one of those rare occasions when Sukuna couldn't be bothered kicking or carrying you out of his chambers once your time together was up. Second, he's awake, bent over his desk and so concentrated on a little figurine in his hand that he doesn't immediately notice you've shuffled awake. Once your eyes focus, you see that he's holding a tool in his other hand. He's carving wood. You're almost hypnotized by the scene. The scene feels so private that even for a pet like you, who knows Sukuna in the most intimate way, it feels like you shouldn't be watching. But you can't look away.
"Awake?", he asks, without sparing a glance at you. You apologize for staring, and look for your clothes around the bed. You throw them on just precisely enough to cover up until you reach your chambers, just wanting to be as quick and innocuous as possible. You wait for Sukuna's approval to leave. He gives you a simple nod, once more avoiding to look at you. You leave feeling conflicted. Special, because he allowed you to stay and watch (even as little as you did), but saddened because he barely looked at you, once more solidifying in your mind that you're only interesting to him when you're naked and bent over. As long as you've been here, you could never stop wishing for his validation.
Sukuna knows when you get insecure too. He notices the way your eyes droop, the way you close in on yourself and seem absent in his presence. He justifies this excessive worry about you by telling himself he likes to be the only thing that bothers his pets. All the way until he realized he already is the only thing that can make you sad. This realization falls upon him one time he lashes out on you and sees the immediate change of heart on your face. Now, he isn't one to apologize, especially not to someone who is as low under him as his pet. But why does he feel guilty when he sees this one act of his ruin your day? When he catches a glimpse of you sitting in the garden with your head hung low, or leaving more food on your plate than you usually do. If only you knew the way you really made him feel.
He beckons you to his chambers, and you follow three steps behind him like a good pet does. You didn't expect this time to be any different than others. You've become used to serving Sukuna on days you loved him and on days you hated him. But when he tells you to close your eyes, you know something is different. You obey, of course, and listen to his footsteps as he fetches something from the room. His hand takes yours and opens it, placing a piece of wood onto your palm. You already know, but you wait for him to allow you to open your eyes. He lightly presses his thumb on your cheek under your eye, and when you look, you find a small wooden fawn, curled up and asleep in your hands.
"Master!!..", you start, but nothing else can leave your mouth. You turn the figure around in your hand, inspecting and admiring the details. He's given you gifts before, but not ones carved by his own hand. Not ones made with love.
"You don't have to squint anymore.", Sukuna says, almost jokingly. But his face is as serious as ever as he looks at you, his muse. He thinks of the first time he's exhausted you to the point of passing out right after your nightly meetings. You were relatively new and very unsure of your safety. He thinks of your small body curled up in sleep on the edge of his bed, knees pressed to your chest in a primal, subconscious attempt to protect yourself. His little pet, his fawn.
You slur on and on about how beautiful it is, how you don't know how to thank him, the usual when you receive a gift. And as usual, Sukuna shuts you up with a kiss. You welcome it and wrap your arms around his neck, giving yourself in to him and letting him take you to the bed.
And he takes things slow tonight. He's gentle and so, so giving. Every sensation is delicate, prolonged and heightened to exhaustion. You cling to him, pull him impossibly close, and come apart under the comforting weight of him. Afterwards, you hold his hand to your face and kiss it softly. His hands, so large and strong, capable of such violence, yet for you they craft gifts, cradle, caress, love... in a very subtle and distant way, of course. With these thoughts your hands slip away from his, you turn around and quickly drift off.
He looks at you now, sleeping so close to him. Trusting him with your back, and turning your curled up form to the outside world. As if he is no longer a perceived danger. He smiles to himself in victory, and plants a chaste kiss to your shoulder to wish you one final goodnight.
#sukuna x reader#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#jjk x reader#sukuna fluff#ryomen sukuna x reader#this started off w me thinking ab sukuna carving wood#and ended up w me exploring the intimacy and complexity of trusting someone with your uncoscious sleeping vulnerable body#you know sukuna is NOT the person to feel safe sleeping next to but a girl can dream 😭😭#i didnt read through this twice so excuse mistakes and general language that might not make the most sense cause im a foreigner
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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Legend has it if you listen to this soundcheck on repeat it will clear your skin, water your crops, and cure your depression. I hope this heals all of you like it has healed me.
#sleep token#vessel sleep token#vessel#song take me to church#take me to church#hozier#hozier cover#hozier take me to church#okay the caption is cheeky but this is pretty amazing#i wish the audio was better/longer but this was recorded outside a venue on a cellphone#the mp4 is in my google drive#in the rituals folder#it's literally a 30 second video of a wood door#but you can see the videographer get excited and thats kinda cute#because i'd be the same way fam#i wish i knew who actually recorded this so i could give proper credit#but its one of those things that's been passed around like crazy on the down-low#i know the person who *claims* to have recorded it is from ny or nj#so this might be from september 10th this past na rituals tour#i couldn't find this door on google maps#but i also couldn't get around to the back of the building to be 100% certain#i also tried checking union transfer the palladium and rams head live! but had no luck there either#if anyone has any more info on this soundcheck or the unedited video#(you can see and sort of hear it jump at the first “i'll tell you my sins”)#please please please tell me
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this is focusing on something SMALL, so i’m leaving out new biomes, bosses, structures, etc. feel free to go into detail in the notes, i’d love to hear all your ideas!
#rue talks#minecraft#personally my choice would be replacing swamp oak trees with a new wood type. im just calling it ‘swamp oak’ but whatever name works#it would be a muddy greenish wood that goes really well with the murky water and dark grass of the swamp#i think she’d complement stripped spruce realllyyy well and look great against the new tuff blocks :]#also if u saw this the first time. dw abt it i messed up the poll duration#polls
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Let's keep going🐰💕🐰
#illustration#artists on tumblr#cute#artoftheday#wholesome#bunny illustration#with you#bunny in love#sweet art#gouache#gouache illustration#let's keep going#love#loved#be where you are loved#more adventures with you#sweet#being with you is a dream come true#adventures with you#create more memories with you#tag your special someone#tag your person#relatable art#relatable#relatable illustration#artist#artist on tumblr#nature#woods#artist of tumblr
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opinion on t4t toby and jeff? could definitely see toby nagging jeff about wearing a binder for too long..
I misread the ask and by the time I realised it I had already finished this but uhh 😭 still works! Most ticcijeff is good ticcijeff in my book, though Jeff seems like the type to DIY his own top surgery instead of using a binder to me lmao sooo...
#creepypasta#jeff the killer#ticci toby#asks#ticcijeff#jeffery woods#toby erin rogers#art#digital art#doodles#M!ART.EXE#not even my personal headcanon but they cute fr fr 🥺
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Heyyyy the brain juice is back
Angel Danny
Ok so you all know the drill Danny gets hurt and needs to leave his world and ends up in the ghost zone and redeemed pariah dark heals helps him heal and develops a father son relationship got to love  those but the difference from my usual stuff is that Danny ends up a full ghost and so his ghost form changes from the usual to something like this
And he’s wearing something like this
{And yes he is in a dress again I can’t find any fic and other things with him in a dress so I will make my own}
And while his form is changing and as you can guess it hurts BADLY so pariah dark ends up getting protective of Danny [ But not too much not like Yandere level but at the level where he likes to have Danny by his side until he heals all the way and for a bit after.]and Danny’s lair like for my Aphrodite Danny and Nyx Dannyit takes a more Greek  temple look and vibe like this
{also can I just say that this is so pretty.}
And for the DC part of this the ghost zone is done with the GIW BS and is declaring war if they do nothing to get rid of the problem and though magic things the JL and JLD end up in the Ghost zone for negotiations so the ghost zone doesn’t fuck up their shit and Tim teams ( Tim, kon, Cassie, and Bart) end up lost and somehow get into Danny’s lair and meet him.
And I’m done, hope you guys liked it and make sure you don’t go running around the humans! byeeee
#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp fanfiction#that weird thing in the woods#dc x dp fic#dc x dp prompt#that-weird-thing-in-the-woods#Angel Danny#winged Danny#I get the brain juices today :>#pariah dark#redeemed Pariah Dark#Tim ends up with a crush on the very pretty boy..girl? person#very pretty person
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Lost in a forest of a thousand colors
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#artists on tumblr#travel#original content#tumblr milestone#personal#italy#tumblr radar#photographers on tumblr#art#landscape#lake#spooky#october#forest#nature#rain#away#cabin#woods#autumn#fall
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More Fem Klance <3
#klance#voltron#voltron legendary defender#lance mcclain#keith kogane#fanart#i knew if i openned this gate I could not stop#i knew it#anyway happy klance yuri#still thinking about their names#would be kaley and linsei or kaila and Lanisa or any variation of those#im an insane person so I went by name meaning - Keith -> wood and Lance -> weapon- while maintaining the K and L#Klanisa or Klinsei?...#im so against having Lance's name start with LIN bc I don't like sharing my name lmao#yes lance design is literally the crew's design for fem lance BUT I adding the latinisation
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