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[ID: A screencap of Jack Dee on Taskmaster, staring into the camera with a glum expression. Large text at the bottom of the screen says, "Stare at camera without smiling." End ID.]

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Rosie Jones says, "Basically, I've always got to smile, 'cause when I don't smile, people think I'm dead." End ID.]

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one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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Im almost certain you're not

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voyager / 4x18 the killing game (part one)

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Tamagotchi Togepi evolution line ! ❤️💙🤍

Credit: starheavenly on Twitter

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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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gonna be honest nothing has fucked with my head more than learning that the UK only has three species of snake. like what do you mean three? three species with twelve subspecies? three native species but a ton of other nonnative ones? three species technically but it's an accident of ancient taxonomy?

nope. just three

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[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Andy Zaltzman steps through a living-room door wearing full cricket whites with gloves and a helmet. Later, in the studio, Greg Davies asks, "Um, at what point during the filming process for this show, Andy, did you regret wearing full cricket whites?" Andy says, "I've never been in a situation in life where I haven't thought, 'This would be better if I was in cricket whites.'" End ID.]

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LIZA COLÓN-ZAYAS accepts the Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series award for ‘The Bear' at the 76th Primetime Emmy Awards — September 15, 2024

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 6.08 “Tabula Rasa”

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What is that supposed to mean, I do a great job taking care of you

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love that little baby hippo

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damn near in tears over this cat like he looks so forlorn <\3

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Star Trek: Voyager Flesh and Blood // Natural Law

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mcapriglioneart

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Diagram of my kitten who fell asleep on my lap that i drew through tears. Pleawse. I cant get up