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Going very off topic here but it's urgent so I get a pass. Can one of you guys PLEASE explain to me what it means to have 11 as a life path number in a down to earth, not poetic way.
I mean, I get the whole "my life will be harder" and "I'll have stronger qualities" stuff but which life am I on???? My 11th life?
Am I getting double the lives too??? Am I getting the chance to live even more lives than the actual set number?
I hope the fuck not because I did the whole calculation thing hoping this would be my last life, not get extra ones.
#master numbers#if the answer is yes just kill me.#astrology#or whatever#going seventeen#seventeen#those two tags are in hopes of meeting a seventeen stanning astrology girlie
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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Due to scheduling conflicts we're celebrating Tintin Day early this month! 🥳
Someone said in tags that they could totally see Tintin needing International Rescuing at some point. What better way for the Hood to put iR's integrity on the line than revealing all to a world-famous reporter? Would the Tracys jeopardise their whole operation to save just one life?!
(Un)fortunately Tintin hasn't shown up at work since 1929, so the only sacrifice here will be an old man's dignity. Again. 🪦
#the adventures of tintin#tintin#thunderbirds are go#thunderbirds#scott tracy#the hood#josie's art#obviously the answer is yes they would; and tintin wouldn't out them anyway#he's a good noodle and only hashtag-EXPOSES those who deserve it#but how is the hood to know that? he stole photos of the thunderbirds and scott and virgil nearly killed him#a last resort by refusing to give up the chase but even so. AND the whole ned cook thing#it's so funny to me that ToS scott LOSES IT at the sound of a camera shutter; RIP whoever takes their family photos#it's why john stays in space; scott's kneejerk reaction of socking him in the face when he tries to take a nice polaroid :/#almost as funny as tintin not having shown up to the office for a century but somehow maintaining his job#i'm sure his newspaper just keeps him employed for the clout at this point lmaoooo#anyway i'll stop with the tags but i firmly headcanon the boys calling hood out in WILD ways whenever they cross paths#their dad will NEVER date him; kayo will NEVER return his calls and if he even LOOKS at alan he's a predator!!!!#eventually he'll leave them alone because it's just too humiliating :V
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In "For the Spirits", will Zuko eventually tell Katara he met her mother?
Oh! I was hoping someone would ask me this!
You see, Zuko actually [REDACTED] that he [REDACTED], but that happens after [REDACTED] in Chapter [REDACTED]. Of course, [REDACTED] didn't expect [REDACTED] to [REDACTED], and I don't think [REDACTED] ever really [REDACTED].
That's one of my favorite scenes!
#*ahem*#I'm sorryyyyyy but I've been waiting ages to [REDACTED] and this was the perfect chance.#Hope anon doesn't kill me from sheer annoyance.#In all honesty though#There's this future scene (already written and edited!) that I hope bursts from the depths and pierces your soul without a warning.#So you can see why I can't talk about it in depth.#Yes the scene involves Kya. Yes it involves Zuko. Yes it will be coming sooner than you think.#Have fun theorizing what it's all about#Maybe I'll even have a small surprise for the one who figures it out!#(No Geo you are NOT competing)#(*draws ice blade* you know too much)#dema answers#atla#zutara#for the spirits#zuko#atla kya#Also I most definitely did not just include one thousand spoilers and clues in the wording of these tag ramblings.#Not at all#*insert evil cackle*
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A friend and I were watching Little Shop of Horrors on a website frequented by sailors under a black flag but anyway we were nearing the end of the movie and Audrey was dying and I was like huh I thought she survived and my friend was also very confused like "hey this isn't how the scene is supposed to go" but I remembered reading about a second, apocalypse ending of the movie that was different from the theatrical release, which somehow we had stumbled upon by pure accident
So we both watched on in increasing distress and disbelief as Audrey II proceeded to eat Audrey, then Seymour, then be sold as a million tiny Aubrey II's that proceeded to have extended monster-movie montages of taking over various cities and landmarks and fighting the military
And at least I had some sort of knowledge this was a thing that existed but my friend just stumbled into watching the existential horror version of a beloved childhood favorite.
#little shop of horrors#she had no idea and didn't believe me at first and was SO AFFRONTED when Aubrey died#she was like are they just all going to die?? is it gonna kill everyone??? and the answer was yes#luckily we found a theatrical version on archive dot org so we could see the ending she remembered#but just no warning suddenly apocalypse#audrey had a really good line of 'when i die which i expect will be soon'#and asking to be fed to the plant with a reprise of Somewhere Green ugh
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Why did Apollo favor the trojans in the Illiad?
So, dear Anon, I've been thinking about how to answer this question since I got it a couple days ago and I think I kind of want to make something clear before I get into it.
The Iliad by itself as a poem only covers some of the events that occur in the final year of a long protracted conflict that had been brewing for at least two decades and was an active war for ten. Within the space of the Iliad itself, the motivations and affairs of the major players are often referenced but there are many, many parts of the story that are not there because they belong to a different story cycle that has been since lost or was never recorded with words. In the space of the Iliad Apollo's motivations are questioned a lot - his pride is questioned by Poseidon who thinks Apollo should be just as angry at the Trojans as he considering Apollo was treated equally as poorly by Laomedon while they worked together. His honour is questioned by Hera who chastises him for taking the Trojans' side when he'd proclaimed that Achilles would live a long life and prosper at Thetis and Peleus' wedding. His own sister calls him a coward for refusing to fight when Zeus gives permission for the gods to go wild on the battlefield. For all that there's this image of Apollo in the Iliad as some staunch and unwavering protector of the Trojans, believe it or not, I largely think of Apollo as neutral in the war.
Which, I suppose, comes back to the question - why did Apollo favour the Trojans? The truthful answer is that I don't know. The Iliad and all its connected stories isn't something I've done enough research on to have an answer or a reference to an answer off the top of my head. The reasoning I'm aware of is that Apollo was a Patron God of Troy and really a god doesn't need any reason besides that to protect his people but it's not like Apollo abandoned the Greeks either. Calchas is the biggest example of that I can point to - descended directly from a priest of Apollo and one who attributed his mantic power to the god, Calchas was pivotal in ensuring the Greeks even got to Troy in the first place.
From a personal perspective however, I think Apollo was more dedicated to the house of Priam than he was the city of Troy itself. Apollo's affection for that house and all its members ran deep - from his admiration of Hecuba and Hector to his love and attempted courtship of Cassandra to his blessings given to Helenus, Deiphobos, Cassandra, Troilus and even his partnership with Paris - Apollo loved the house of Priam. When you think about the times Apollo lashes out against the Greeks, it's generally because they've done some nonsense to earn his ire. The plague was caused by Agamemnon disrespecting his priest, his aid in the slaughter of Patroclus was because he didn't respect him, his minor grudge against Diomedes too was because he tried to test Apollo's mettle and well, the less said about Achilles the better. Apart from his obvious favouring of Hector in the skirmishes, Apollo doesn't really oppose the Greeks. He has a ton of reasons to by the time the Iliad rolls around, including avenging the death of two of his sons, but he remains mostly satisfied with conducting his father's business and overseeing the war from a somewhat professional perspective. To me, it's always been less about Apollo caring about the fate of Troy as a city itself and more about him just really wanting to protect the people in the city that he's come to love and respect.
Of course, I encourage you to take my words with a big tablespoon of salt - like I said, I don't really know enough about the facts in particular to give a solid, confident answer but I can give you my interpretation of it. Maybe consult someone like @littlesparklight for a more comprehensive and grounded response 🤔
#ginger answers asks#Thank you so much for the question even if my answer was somewhat lacking lmao#For the record btw Apollo doesn't stay mad at Diomedes forever either - he pretty much drops it after the Funeral Games#and helps him get rid of the cursed ass Palladium when he goes to consult an oracle about it lmao#Apollo just generally doesn't fuck with people who have too much hubris for their own good#Like he r e a l l y hates that#But Apollo more or less went wherever he was called and did whatever needed to be done#to keep the war flowing and progressing the way it should#I always find his lack of retaliation against Achilles to be a point of extreme interest#Yes he eventually aids in Achilles death together with Paris but Apollo refrained from getting vengeance against him for years#Depictions of Apollo being held back when Achilles assaults and kills Troilus always ALWAYS intrigue me#And it's always what I think about when I hear people talk about Apollo hating the Greeks or favouring the Trojans#Apollo didn't have any beef with his family at that time and he certainly didn't care enough about any particular human to go against his#family - he says so himself when Poseidon is goading him to fight and yet I cannot help but think about how he kills Neoptolemus#Interesting man indeed#apollo#the iliad
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hello ive been bedridden for like three days now so i was messing around w this picrew, here r some ideas for my other doomed prisoners (the protagonists of the other mainline games)
Talyn, The Eternal Champion
Izath, The Agent
my Nerevarine, who is not yet named bc i cant think of anything and is just "Nera" wherever i mention them in my own notes and im probably getting attached to that as a name
Cornelia, Hero of Kvatch
#i only know the super basic stories for the other games but theyre all canon to eryn's story so#weee#i do specifically know that Talyn was Ria's wife when she was killed#dont ask me what ending izath chose bc the canon answer is apparently ''all of them''#of these four cornelia is the most fleshed out#followed by talyn bc i think its interesting that the protagonist of arena actually has a canon name and backstory#i just tweaked it a bit bc talyn is a cooler spelling#and we all love tragic yuri#anyways hi and hello and goodbye again#no eryn bc i cant make this picrew make her look like herself it doesnt have great short curly hair options#and theres screenshots of eryn somewhere on this blog so#ye#she/her for all of them except nera who is they/them until i decide on more of their character
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Broke: Dick becoming a police officer to try and bring a positive change from the inside
Woke: Dick becoming a police officer because it gives Bruce an aneurysm thinking about how easily people could tie that to Nightwing
Bespoke: Dick becoming a police officer because, on the off chance he ever happens to meet the Joker in uniform, nobody will bat an eye when he kills him
#don’t give me the normal good person answer#‘he joined the force to try and fix it! he wanted at least one trustworthy guy there!’#THAT’S BORING#give me pissed off Dick#Yes he can help make it better#but he didn’t have to join to do that!#no! make it because he wants an excuse to murder the bastard who killed his baby brother!!!#and also so he could steal whatever he needs while destroying incriminating evidence…#yeah he’s a dirty cop too. just. a good guy dirty cop.#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#batman
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i wont lie the fact mephone didn't know the true extent of his powers before the finale is Actually Insane to me. That's gotta be a terrifying existential threat in its own right holy FUCK. Imagine waking up one day and in THE SPAN OF THAT SINGLE DAY learning that you CREATED everyone you've ever loved (barring some exceptions) and your own life is a hell YOU made. Literally everything ever can be blamed on you because suddenly YOU are the root cause of everything wrong with everyone. IN THE SPAN OF A DAY this guy went from being an admittedly traumatized Reality T.V show host to JESUS CHRIST to extremely traumatized and wounded (and also out of a job) average robot guy. I THINK ITS SO AMUSING AND ALSO VERY INSANE.
Something something him having nightmares of being a god again, of having all that power, being in a position of such authority and KNOWING IT, and all the things he could do with it. How he'd kill and disrespect and hurt others without a single care in the world because he was untouchable. In another world, maybe he IS just like that, but in this one, the idea now TERRIFIES him. I love (and have talked about before) the idea of mephone specifically avoiding leadership positions and not trying to take on more power then he thinks he's 'worthy' of because he's nervous at the idea of controlling others. And I think it holds really valid when you look at canon. Power imbalance has been the root of all his pain, be it cobs or himself. And that. Agh. Ough. Ouch. This guy. This GUY... -2G anon (I missed this blog, it's nice to be back!!!!)
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#scrolled down to see the answer button and audibly gasped 2G ANON HIIII HI 2G ANON#OUURHGHGH YEAH#the more asks you guys send the more i’m just like. realizing how FUCKED UP the finale was for mephone#like it was already very fucked uo for him but like. these realizations. they’re making me realize it was EXTREMELY fucked up for him#YEAH. HE JUST WOKE UP ONE DAY AND SUDDENLY LEARNED THAT HE MADE EVERYTHING HE KNOWS AND LOVES. FOR THE MOST PART#OURHG#HIM HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT HAVING LOTS OF POWER. 2G ANON WHAT IF I KILLED YOU 💔#you can’t do thattt. you can’t do thst 2g anon 💔💔💔💔#ALSO YES I love love love the thought of him avoiding taking leadership. 100% I loveee that thought#THIS GUY…. THIS GUYYY.. 💔💔💔💔💔#inanimate insanity#ii mephone4#ii meeple#meeple confession#2g anon#EVERYONE SAY WELCOME BACK 2G ANON!!!!
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hi pixlokita I'd just like to confess how one time me and my sister literally cried from the cuteness of that one part from into the ballpit au where evan thinks gregory is playing pretend (part 2 i think)
Ahshsbfknf he’s the cutest bean we love him 💖🫶 aaaa thank you TTwTT that makes me so happy ✨ so glad you and your sister are enjoying the story ;w;💖💖💖
#pix answers#fnaf#he’s just so innocent and presh#I say as he killed me as golden Freddy TWICE the first night when I played fnaf 1#yes… wouldn’t hurt a fly ….#I don’t blame him tho 😭 it’s just funny#silly lil guy
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I try to be all let people do fandom how they want but oh boy. The bad takes everywhere about beetee and wiress. Stumbled on a reddit thread saying beetee's a mary sue whose only trait is being smart like.... get away from my man actually! People who think wiress has to be brain damaged and is unable to have any "normal" social interaction?? Literally how is it possible to misunderstand them so badly its not even like there's a million words of layered complexity to sift through a lot of it is explicitly stated/shown in the tiny amount of time the narrative gives to both of them. (And the way they're both commonly erased from the Quell alliance ugh.)
THIS!!! oh my god i will never not be mad about the common misinterpretations in this fandom. like of course wiress was having trouble communicating, she was literally going through possibly the worst thing that ever happened to her AGAIN. yes beetee is mainly characterized as being smart but that’s because he’s a side character with not much information on him, not because he’s a mary sue. like are we idiots. have we learned nothing in english class.
#dayne answers#and them being taken out of the quarter quell alliance… oh do not even get me started#if i see one more tiktok edit of katniss peeta johanna and finnick labeled as the golden alliance i will kill someone#like btw… there were more people in that#and we can’t even just blame it on the movies because beetee and wiress were in those too#i think it’s honestly about conventionally attractive actors. like yes jeffrey and amanda are gorgeous people but they were older#and not as pretty as jennifer josh sam and jena#which is honestly so disgusting. this is quite literally a franchise about children fighting to the death and then the one who survives#being forced into prostitution. get over yourselves.#it’s like the inherent sexualization of finnick’s character which i could talk for fucking days about#this is why i try to keep my hcs very neutral#like yes i could talk about what i believe beetee’s stance on the rebellion was and what made him finally join#or i could tell you his favorite color is blue. your choice.#it’s scary out here.#thg#the hunger games#wiress thg#wiress#wiress lisiecki#dayne’s wiress thoughts (TM)#beetee latier#dayne’s beetee tag#beetress
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throwing down my tablet pen and stamping my feet in impotent rage and tearful acknowledgment of how that first shot of patrick rejoining the other 3 in save rock and roll and their immediate joy upon seeing him is just the most potent and earnest thing because they are all dead so like theyre all just functionally seeing each others complete SOULS in heaven in that moment and the instant they lay eyes on him andy joe and pete are overjoyed to see him again and their forgiveness of him is both immediate and unconditional. soulmated band. soulbound band. would you still love me if i was a worm. would you still love me if i was torn apart physically and psychologically and in all possible ways there are to be desecrated. would you still love me even if i was the one who killed you. would you still love me if i was the thing that unmade us. would you still love me in spite of the pain and trauma that's been poured into our relationship. and the answer is yes, yes, yes, an unrepentant and unflinching and unhesitating yes, a thousand times, yes.
#*making poasts#i need to have a moment. i just need a Moment i hope you understand#this is killing me its killing me so bad#they love each other so damn much#ybc hiatus metaphor is fucking me up rn.#'could you possibly forgive me for all that ive done'#'could anyone bear to forgive me after all the misery and regret thats now tied up in the bond we have w each other'#but thats the thing. the answer is yes. of course its yes.#and over ten years later the answer STILL is yes. god DAMN but i need to become one with the ocean
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I don't know what I love more, the fact that as rook you can make a statement in NO uncertain terms that you are NOT responsible one way or the other for the theological implications of the shit you're discovering in the 'regrets of the dread wolf' memories. not my jurisdiction. quite simply none of my business. not my chantry circus not my chantry monkeys. irrelevant to the matter at hand here we'll kill that god if we get to him he can get in line. or if the best thing about it is seeing the lone little 'lucanis approves' that pops up right after choosing it. corvid with a knife about to commit deicide keeping it real and sensibly, pragmatically, wilfully agnostic with me here in this magical lighthouse today
#we do not see it. we cannot read all of a sudden.#rye having war flashbacks to watcher conferences and firmly going 'we are *not* getting derailed by the metaphysics here folks'#rare stern moderator/dad hat moment from ingellvar lol. he's Seen Some Shit in his time (debates that raged over the multiple#and not always concurrent life times of the participants involved. ain't no academic rivalry like watcher academic rivalry#because watcher academic rivalry doesn't stop even when everyone involved is dead. and the rest of us have to live with it)#I. do not think the way I'm getting this quest is how it's meant to be experienced so I'm a bit at a loss as to how to pace it out#I've been an annoying little completionist so I have ALL the statues and could just marathon it out#but that does not feel like the best way for the story and upcoming reveals to work. hm. how to do this#I'm supposed to go fail to save weisshaupt right around now I can't be having study group with all of you rn as much of a delight as it is#rye is nominally an andrastian as mainstream nevarrans generally are but as I gather is the case with many of the watchers#what he *actually* believes in is the grand necropolis itself haha#(and the philosophy of history memory death and relationship (as well as responsibility) between the past and the present#and indeed the future that it represents. we have a duty. to what has been to what is and to what will come after us. good shit)#the nevarran/mortalitasi element just makes their lack of care or respect for chantry orthodoxy *mwha* that extra bit special#the nevarran lack of concern bordering on quiet condescending disdain for official chantry doctrine and policy my beloved#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#poor harding really is living through the most relentless 'if this is the maker testing my faith he sure be testing me' gauntlet of all tim#good news: god might be real! bad news: god might not even be a real thing but more like a magical accident or vibration or something#honestly tho. if we could get full lovecraftian incomprehensible to human conception the maker -- He is a particle and a wave style --#that's the only way I'd be cool with him or them actually answering the question of his existence. that'd be kind of sick#'yes. but no. but maybe. depends on how you define god. and exist. and he. and does.' *ingellvar sets of the METAPHYSICS!! klaxon#that's a time out folks good game but easy on the jargon and navel-gazing definition of terms next round#rye and lucanis have some slightly differing views about at what exact stage of a problem murder becomes a valid solution#('well you just kill them and then I'm the one who has to deal with the next much longer part')#but they're surprisingly kind of vibing on a lot of other stuff lol. good for them <3#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar
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Papi, are you alive? Thunderbolts trailer leaked and we got Hailee back from the dead (and there's the movie with Andrew and Florence and its KYAU coded as fuck) Kate and Yelena content galor this week. PLEASE COME BACK. We've been deprived for a year. It's been jail for too long. Grace us with Kate x Yelena content again. Pretty please.
*taps mic* Is this thing on?
#i don't even know what compelled me to open this again tonight but this is a funny message to get today#man it really has been two weeks short of a year#hi#life has been.........interesting lol#and yes#I have seen all of the kate x yelena content and if you don't think I have fifteen million new AUs in my head in a year you don't know me#also like 59 new clexa AUs#my brain is my brain#just because I wasn't here doesn't mean writing wasn't gettimg done#man WHAT A YEAR lol#but I'm glad y'all even care what I have to say about anything lol#I got an email a few weeks about that this blog turned 18#like a 'happy birthday to your blog' or some shit tumbrl email#and nothing has ever made me feel older#this blog is old enough to vote lmao#and I had a tumble before I just deleted and started fresh#I've been on this hellsite too long#anyway...Papi has been through Some Shit#some GOOD some almost legit killed me#the last four months have been...SOMETHING#but I'm here I'm gay and I've never stopped coming up with AUs#for clexa or bishova#I was just...doing life#rants#anonymous#answers
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it will never not surprise me how much footage there is of luosty being a drunk menace and trying to steal alcohol off his teammates. on this edition of mikksy is the victim this time and he does in fact get knicked of two tinnies 😭😭😭
its okay mikksy gets his beer in the end (hes sat where theres a box full of em at his feet and he bends down to collect some and its why luosty feels so comfortable stealing from him its because hes lazy and its easier to just take from mikksy than to bend around him to get it XD)
Panthers Championship Parade | 6.30.24 (x)
#eetu luostarinen#niko mikkola#florida panthers#kills me that luosty makes eyecontact with the guy trying to give mikksy a beer and just nods at him like yes. this is mine now.#luosty and his grabby hands#re:him stealing a cigar off of stenny later on in the day#beware of the drunken grabby gimme hands#if luosty wasnt quite as cute and charming he wouldnt be able to get away with such things lmaooo#mikksy does not put up a fuss because he knows the golden rule that is “forfeit all mortal possessions to the luosty”#everyday i think more about lundys answer to “who calls the shots? who makes plans?” amongst the 🇫🇮 sans sasha#and him going “oh its either me or niko...”#“luosty doesnt do anything. he just enjoys. he just comes whenever hes supposed to come and hes happy about it.”
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"We didn't need the interview to answer stuff that's already in the game, people just lack media literacy!"
the game
#to be fair half of the questions are pretty obvious#like is lanz a machina? ...yes? who asked this?#then actual confusing elements are just like ''oh can't answer that because we'll address it in the next game''#please don't do this to me 1 and 2 stood on their own perfectly fine and didn't need future games to make them make sense#still kills me how when asked about how shulk and rex are there it the response is basically ''i don't know either''#i'm gonna flip a table#xc3#xenoblade chronicles 3#xenoblade chronicles 3 spoilers#this game and its discourse endlessly tire me
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