#if it’s pg13

[owldart]

They figured he was an angsty TEEN not an angsty THIRD GRADER

[dusteebowl]

let barbie say fuck in the barbie 2023 movie, i beg

[chilled-ice-cubes]

"wing-headed scoundrel" "that wretch" literally just let aventurine call them bitches the way he badly wants to 😭

[cornflakesdoesart]

Breathing in the dark, lying on its side The ruins of the day painted with a scar

(It's been a hot second since I last posted art let alone hornee fanart so apologies for the jump scare but I found this in my wips, I don't remember when I drew it only that I gave up on it bc I thought the anatomy was atrocious but looking at it now it's literally fine, I did fix up Hux's legs a little bit tho and so here it is bc I thought it would be a shame to just bury it in my files! ^^")

[bamboobooshark]

WADE WILSON X READER

⋆༺𓆩⚔︎ BF!WADE HEADCANONS : 500 WRDS

<RATING: PG-13, DESCRIPTION OF MAKING OUT>

If I’m gonna write Logan, I might as well write some Wade too!!! These are written as short scenarios rather than bullet point head canons because I have to get my ideas down somewhere + I love to yap and ramble about my ideas… ANYWAY Deadpool & Wolverine is what got me into X-Men hshdshdhs <3

MIX TAPE .

He has a mix tape for you. There’s no denying it. He does.

When he met you, he knew he had to make you one. Each song was carefully chosen to represent his feelings for you, how he sees you, songs he think you’d like, etc. But it wouldn’t be one of his mix tapes if he didn’t sprinkle in some of his own flare! He needed this to be the perfect mix for his sweetheart.

He was a little anxious when he gave it to you, but still confident you would love it. “Hey, so I made you a little mix tape! It’s got a ton of fun songs on there, and I know you’ll love them,” he told you as he handed it to you in the doorway. You chuckled a little when he gave it up, looking down at the tape then back up at him. “Wade! Thank you so much, I really appreciate it. I’ll listen to it as soon as I can,” you exclaim while holding the box near your chest. He smiles like an idiot, holding back a squeal of excitement.

KISSING .

He’s a deep, affectionate kisser. He loves to get passionate, feel you breathe into him, cup his face into your hands.

You and Wade are watching some cheesy romcom movie. He does the cliche move of pretending to stretch just so he can get an arm around your shoulder. As much as you want to make a comment, you say nothing and snuggle against his side. “Seems like someone wants to get all up close and personal,” he mumbles. You roll your eyes at him before replying, “So what?” He widens his eyes and looks at you. “I’ll show you what.”

Within seconds he’s straddling your thighs, holding himself up with his knees pressing into the couch. He groans when your hesitant hands finally meet his waist. Your eyes meet, all glossy with wide pupils from the lack of light. “Has anyone ever told you how delicious you are,” he asks, his breath hitting your flesh as he moves to kiss your neck. You mutter his name causing him to gently shush you between deep kisses that mark your skin. His hands run all around your body. Forearms, shoulders, waist, anywhere he can touch.

CLOTHES .

He loves to see you wearing his clothes. If you don’t think his clothes will fit you, he will 100% buy clothes your size, wear them around, then let you wear them.

The first time Wade saw you wearing one of his shirts he squealed. “Ohhh baby! Look at you! You look so good,” he cooed as he came to grab your face. You tried to stop him, but with him having superhuman strength, that wasn’t going to happen. You couldn’t stop the blush that spread across your cheeks while Wade continued his compliments, showering you with sweet words and gentle kisses. From that day on, he’s constantly thinking of you with his clothes on, looking so damn perfect.

[grandmameredith]

EXCUSE ME fuck all of the others, the biggest plot discrepancy in all of BBC Merlin is the fact that the Knights of the Round Table, the Bestest Bros, literally the Merlin protection squad, just locked him up without a trial or question at all for arthurs poisoning in s5e7. ARTHUR. everyone knows they're in love.

idgaf abt anything else, this is without a doubt the biggest plot hole I've seen anywhere at any point in time.

[sojutrait]

he's working late he promises !!

[kifaprokumiv]

Action pose practice but I make it link in a very small black dress

[charlie-artlie]

little texaid a la @archie-sunshine ‘s knightformers au because it put worms in my brain and i cant stop thinking abt them =w=

[guzae0los]

[chinzhilla]

By the way, I don't mind if you also adopt my method. You'll know right away whether you two are made for each other.

[mischievousmoony]

i can’t be blamed that i’m still yapping about him! @msmk11 told me to! it’s out of my hands!

[f1incorrectquotess]

Pierre: Nice hands, Charles

Charles: uh, thank you?

Pierre: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

Esteban: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!

[very-normal-abt-this]

*a conversation in bed* (Post S3 vignette)

-Crowley?

-Hmm?

-Penny for your thoughts.

-I'm surprised either of us has any thoughts left, after what we just did.

-Oh Hush, you.

-I was thinking about how…I finally understand why humans have always been so obsessed with this…sex thing. I shoulda used it more for temptation assignments back in the day…

-I think you've done plenty of tempting in this area…

-That so, Angel? Whatever do you mean by that?

-Don't play coy! You know exactly what I mean. You are verily a fiend of libidinal temptation! With your skin tight jeans, vests, and turtlenecks; with your low cut silk shirts nearly showing off your chest hair; with your winter coats accentuating your tiny waist; and worst of all - that maddeningly swaying saunter of yours...Mmm.

-Woah, Angel! You wear the same outfit for a century at a time - I had no idea you paid so much attention to clothes.

-My dear boy, I don't care about clothes. But evidently, this human corporation is quite interested in things that are being covered up by the clothes…

-Oh really? You one of those who secretly checks everyone out, as they walk by? And don't blame your corporation for it, you lusty lewd.

-Absolutely. In fact, over the years I've trained myself very well in the art of hiding secret glances. But…I only practiced on one person.

--Ah, of course. That lucky bastard, Mr. Brown. (Crowley winked mischievously)

--No, you silly goose!!

And with that Aziraphale pulled Crowley on top of himself and covered his face with kisses.

[appropriatelystupid]

feral morgana, but she gets to say "fuck"

[gay-meowmeow]

me on tiktok whenever i see nc scene discourse, someone saying how "traumatized" they were by seeing 2 queer people having sexual encounters onscreen, or demonize any bl/gl that isnt pg13, "wholesome", or "pure".