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they did surgery on a grape.
#m00dy's memez#jiang cheng breast reduction.jpg#mdzs is a shakespearean level tragedy#if i'm not laughing i'm crying#i definitely did not edit in gojo's blindfold for this#nope#no way#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wen qing#wen ning#mxtx#mdzs spoilers#ah#eta:#idk how to tell ppl that this isn't loss (・–・;)ゞ
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i rethemed my everything because apparently i am incapable of coping with The Horrors normally so instead of being Normal i am just going SILLY
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The guy at the bar: Are you two gonna fuck or fight?
Wade and Logan, few hours later:
#they couldn't decide i guess#one more before i go to sleep#deadpool and wolverine#honda odyssey#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#deadwolf#deadclaws#the honda odyssey#oh i need to use this tag now that i discovered it#the honda hatefuck#they fucked in the honda odyssey#I'm crying this is also a tag now lmfaooo#I'm still laughing at this cuz this was supposed to be a joke but these screenshots literally look like they're fucking 😭😭😭
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it's adorable actually
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actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt
#i also like starting applause i'm really good at it and have a high score in it#i make entire groups cheer a lot. my friends are used to it . i am bolstered by so many of them being theatre kids#im like. let's celebrate! :) a guy did a thing well!!! :)#once we helped someone parallel park and it was SUCH a hard road to do it on#this is in boston. so death be upon drivers. also it was during st. anthony's feast. in the north end. iykyk#and we helped her get in there (one of my friends tbh stood in traffic for her)#and we cheered when she finally parked. she got out and she was crying and laughing and was like#''that was the hardest thing ive ever done ur so sweet''' and meanwhile we were PARTYING#just stone cold sober but like YEAH GIRL YOU DID THE HARD THING FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!#i've been bullied for so much lol i am immune to most insults at this point bc im like#girl when i was 12 i'd already heard every insult and good lord were they specific. just plain ''crazy'' aint it
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It's always funny in sillydelphia or whatever. Sorry i can't concentrate on making a joke, there are women right in front of me (pointing at my own genderbend iasip drawings, sweating profusely)
#macdennis#fem macdennis#macden#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#iasip genderbend#this goes out to the person who sent me an anonymus ask for posting the noir lesbian macden here too hope you have a great day :)#also shoutout to the person who shared that lesbian noir macden on their insta story with the caption:#'I THOUGHT THESE WERE BEAUTIFUL BUTCH LESBIANS. TURNS OUT ITS THOSE ASSHOLES FROM ITS ALWAYS SUNNY'#i think i cry-laughed at that when i saw it. im so sorry. they are beautiful butch lesbians in my lesbian head#anyway enjoy some screencap redraws! i'm doing friendly and encouraging karate chops in your direcion. Wha-pow!
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The "yo I'm in the nether" joke has to be the funniest one on the server so far, sorry Aimsey but that chat right before dying from a piglin was actual gold it's so funny I laugh out loud every time
#the realm smp#the realm#realm smp#aimsey#yo I'm in the nether#be so careful it's actually so dangerous!!#I'm crying laughing whenever someone types that out in chat like this is peak humor
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#this is so dumb#I'm laughing at my own joke#my own terrible terrible joke#like I wasn't crying over them 2 minutes ago#destiel#jayvik#arcane
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there will never ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER be enough hurt/comfort fics. just so you know
#sometimes i go on super specific tag hunts and then am shocked and offended when i only find the same fics i've already read before HAHA#i'm laughing but also i'm crying#and i can only write so fast (ie. not fast at all) so it never quite satisfies the craving...#also i did not plan the number of Evers to be 7 but it just turned out that way and 7 is my favourite number that must be a good sign right
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when all might gets older and is in the hospital, katsuki vists him multiple times a week and shows him pictures and videos of your daughter, and toshinori has on his little glasses and has to lean his head back a certain way to see katsuki's phone, and it doesn't matter if it's just a short video of her doing a cartwheel, he's smiling so big and saying "oh, my! look at her!"
#i'm crying bye#he wants bakugou to have this so bad#he laughs and watches the same video multiple times#and when she does something silly he points to katsuki's phone and says 'oh she looks just lile you there!'#and bakugou's ears are SO PINK he's buzzing that all might likes his kid#i am so emptional over this good morning aldfjjdkabrjak#cw children#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: dad bakugou
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I got lost while I was on my way to rewatch Granada Holmes
Now I know about Jooster
#my art#sketchy sketch#warmup doodles#jeeves and wooster#reginald jeeves#bertram wooster#jooster#the audiobooks are delightful and they really relax me#if me finding jooster fixes my insomnia I am going to laugh and cry#the show is great with some big problems#anyway yea#a little detour here höhö#bertie in the show is a little ray of sunshine. the stupidest person you'll ever care about.#in the stories he hopes a kid kills himself because bertie himself doesn't want to get caught stealing :D#he talks about murder a lot as a metaphor in many of the stories I've listened/read#anyway yea ok I'm off to bed
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Actually I haven't been doing so well lately. Maybe these cute beast kitties will cheer someone up in my stead
#semi vent#maybe?#there's supposed to be a sequel to this but mmm dunno if i'll finish it or not#I like to keep the blog light hearted but still I'm just a human who gets sad sometimes#so much comically bad stuff have happened in the past 4-days I dunno whether to cry or laugh#luckily nothing too bad#only some incidents of ruined possessions and one incident of bodily harm#all caused by my own incompetent so I can't even complain lol#art#fanart#stuff i draw
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okay but percy calling the minotaur 'ground beef' is so diabolical. because imagine being the well-known. undefeatable. half-bull half-man. seven foot tall monster. prancing around in your fanciest fruit of the loom tighty whities. and this twelve year old. with no objective experience in swordfighting. whose mom you just violently squished to death. calls you a feast for carnivores. the important part of a taco. the beef of the wellington. i would have gave up.
#you guys don't understand how hard i'm laughing rn#like it seemed such an embarassing thing to call a monster#and tell tale sign that your inexlerienced#but it's actually the most diabolical insult known to man#im fucking crying#like 💀💀💀#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#percy jackson#the minotaur#percy is the funniest fucker alive#i fucking cant#lmao
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(ID in alt) I literally said I was gonna post this month's ago and then never had the wherewithal to describe it and so I didn't Lmao (said with pain). But since I'm thinking of opening my commissions I figured I should remind ppl that I. Yknow. Can draw.
Lots of Steph here (I had major art block making all of these and my brain worms for her kept me going) + some sprinkles of stephcass for Cass nation to enjoy!
#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#jason todd#(yes for the teddy bear. it counts)#batgirl#batgirls#mine#< keep forgetting to tag my art as that I'm terrible 😭#ANYHOW I'm slowly getting back into drawing again after my last ipad got nuked (cant think abt that or ill cry) and i finished uni#oh yeah j finished my first year of uni btw. i went to an Olivia Rodrigo concert like a week or 2 ago. I've been busy lol#but yeah it's looking like I've got a fun summer of bottom feeding ahead of me now that I've officially been told i got passed over for that#-comic job i applied for. lol. lmao even#it's fine honestly it was a pretty daunting prospect i just have to find a way to fill the time by myself now#I've plenty of comics to read so that's nice. got wayyy into mark waids DD run recently (mostly for Chris Samnee's art)#so that's been fun! i have my empowered omnibus (embarrassing and kept under my bed <3) i have TT year 1 i have huntress and WW#uhhh i got flash 1 minute war. lots of good stuff!#so hopefully i don't go. completely feral from lack of stimulation#also hopefully commissions will be a thing i can do#godddd there's many mkre things i want to draw. i got too enamoured w my own bad theory and now I've drawn tim!bats#but unfortunately now i only want to draw tim!bats being laughed at my the batfamily bc seriously tim?? really??#< it's literally probably not going to happen but I've invested myself in this terrible future for some reason#imagine damian trying to robin for tim!bats for 1 (one) night and the next morning he doesn't say anything he just moves to bludhaven#he can't take this shit#oh so many ideas...#ANYWAY. ues. finally art. now if you like it. consider commissioning me (in 2 to 3 business weeks <3)#(no pressure)
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mass transmigration au but Liu Mingyan is an artist instead of a writer. She drew a lot of manhua. She loves drawing manhua.
So now instead of raunchy ass novels, it's panel after panel of raunchy toe curling art that would make even the most senior red warm pavilion worker blush vibrantly
#archerrambles#hold on guys I'm cooking#just a thought guys just a thought#mass transmigration svsss au#liu qingge doesn't know whether to laugh or cry
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