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Lol who invited johnny bigears

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remember the wonderful world of the untamed behind the scenes photos

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The "Lore Accurate Link" videos on YouTube, of players doing insane combat tech really got me thinking about the threat levels in BoTW and ToTK.

Because we see in Tears from the ally soldier npcs, that a regular ass bokoblin is a real deadly threat, not even to a Hylian civilian, but to an armed militia member. I'm pretty sure the bokoblin even wins this 1v1 more often then it looses.

In Breath, a regular, base, no armor no nothing lynel is terrorizing the Zora Domain. And the Zora civilization is holding up pretty well, you would assume their soldiers significantly outclass hylian counterparts on experience alone. They should be fine, yet they still couldn't deal with the monster. Like, I get it, you have a type weakness against its arrows, for it to be this much of a deal?

To an avarage person living in Hyrule, a normal lizalfo is like a god damn Xenomorph. A single silvered bokoblin can probably massacre an entire village through the sheer factor of shrugging damage off like the Terminator.

And you, as Link, deal with these casually.

I don't remember if in BoTW the hearts and stamina are Link healing to his pre Calamity health, but even if not, in the hands of a player who felt a joystick at all before, he's canonically an absolute menace, the best swordsman who has ever lived at the age of 10. And the Link form those YouTube videos isn't a canon Link, it's Link who spent 1000 years in a time loop. The monsters beating your ass are just that horrifying.

And for me this changes the whole perspective on these games. A band of bokoblins spotted near any settlement is a legitimate cause for paranoia, maybe evacuation. And those are everywhere. People are praying when they moon comes up that it's white, because ngl, I would have a sobbing breakdown every 10th Blood Moon at least if I lived like that. Every single cave or crevice is a death sentence.

Link is actually working full blown miracles through his swordsmanship. The Divine Beast lasers and the massive explosion of the Demon Dragon, aren't comically oversized compared to everything else in the games, they just match the power our protagonist weilds.

And the implications this has for other characters. How do Champions stack up? The Yiga? Their athleticism and speed are fully superhuman. Master Kohga is a bafoon, but he is a bossfight for Link, that's still an insane level of power relative to the rest of the world.

BoTW and ToTK are horrifying. "The Legend" part of the name is fully accurate to its scale. Our POV is just ridiculously above it all.

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damn this legendary post was only from 2019?! i couldve sworn it was like 6 years ago when i saw it lol i didnt know it was that recent

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Happy Dot in the I Day to all who celebrate

Today is Tuesday and also July

But sometimes never

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Can I just say something honestly and very seriously to all you writers?

With the Internet going down the "nothing adult, no death, no nothing. Make it kid friendly" route,

Please don't ever stop making art or writing wips that are gruesome, horror, other things like that. Don't let the Internet sanitize how you wanna tell a story. Channel your rage into your art and keep going and don't give up

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It’s a tony soprano summer

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The Unhinged or whatever that chinese bl show was called

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I'm so glad to see AO3 making it absolutely clear that none of these things are allowed to even be HINTED at.

Here's some of the language from the new post about AO3's police on commercial promotion:

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There is a wide variety of things that are not allowed under AO3's non-commercialization rules.

Any other language which one might interpret as requesting or having requested financial contributions, whether for yourself or others. This covers indirect references, euphemisms, or other language intended to get around the TOS. Some examples of this include:

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i want to bully him peak lords are so bullyable

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Hirō Isono

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I don't really have a caption. Have something soft

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puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy

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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!