#if i was taller

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I am never going to experience intimacy, acceptance, or understanding. I know this because people who get close enough to me invariably find me baffling, infuriating, and bitterly disappointing. There have been no exceptions, or else if there have I was too insane to see it.

And look, at the end of the day, it’s nobody’s fault but mine. Because, as I have aforementioned, I am insane. I am the lowest of the low and ought not ever to have lived but here we are, and my life is the project of trying to accept and manage as best I can into what a base condition the accident of my birth has brought me.

But wow have I been experiencing the temptation to feel some evil things about it

[romanceyourdemons]

local asian market reorganized its shelves. consequently when i went looking for my ve wong vegetarian flavor instant noodles i unexpectedly found myself in the Good Quality Cookware And Beautiful Dishes aisle, aka the aisle of temptation, face to face with a mug (my favorite dish) with a lid (my favorite thing for a mug to have) and a heron pattern (my second-favorite bird) at a very reasonable price (i’m on a budget and i literally do not have room for another mug on my mug shelf). it was like one of those fucked up tests they give monks in shaolin movies to see if they’ve really given up earthly desires. that mug is going to haunt the broken man that i am for a long time

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[as-i-watch]

Chilchuck: Stop being condescending to smaller races ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

Tall-man Chillchuck: lol short

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

the high guards littlest fan

[canisalbus]

[dabiwantsfood]

He knows exactly what he's doing

[bigimango]

We all know Kurt loves to be carried around, and that Logan doesn't mind one bit

[fruityrats]

Happy pride!

[jade-len]

yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.

[grey-viridian]

Leonardo

I finished this comic about a month ago but couldn't bring myself to post it. It started as a simple illustration and then I just kept adding more and more and at some point I had to stop myself and cut the story short. I'm still not entirely satisfied with the result but... well. I like it. That's enough.

[majunju]

(1/?) messy eater

[linterteatime]

Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️

[unhappy-sometimes]

For the mission…!

He’s madly in love (for the mission!)

Inspired by the no homo comic by sarah andersen

[cimicherrychanga]

you may add ur height in the tags if u want ppl to see if they were right or not after they voted

[ofswordsandpens]

the percabeth height difference is so fun because percy is literally sooooo aware of it all the time. in every book he's commenting about it and whenever she's taller than him he's so bothered lmao