#if he wants to play that game

[currentlyonstandbi]

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[wickedcriminal]

Silver for Sonic Movie 5

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[okjii]

“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.

[humming-fly]

was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself

(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)

[tjs-stuffs]

beast yeast episode 8 lore part 2

[koobiie]

A lone swordsman stands in the chamber. He seems... quite lost.

[ibahibut]

🐦‍⬛: I'm fine..

💀: Stay still

[cidnangarlond]

[tubes-the-ann]

look, I'm asking the big questions here.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby went into the pit and made a FNAF friend..

[dcxdpdabbles]

Duke: Oh, I got one: What's the strangest skill you had to learn for an undercover mission? The best one gets a point. Tim: Butter sculpting. Cass: Egg art. Jason: Heraldry Dick: Aeromancy Damian: Necromancy Steph: Matchmaking professionally. Duke: Wait, Damian, why did you need necromancy? Damian shrugging: I was trying to infiltrate a cult, but they caught on real quick when I failed to make my corpse rise. Duke: Okay, that's a good answer. Hmmm, this one is hard... I'll have to go with Matchmaking professionally. Dick: What?! I learned to tell the future by looking at cloud shapes! Duke: Sorry, it's just the idea of Steph attempting to find love for a stranger when her best relationship advice was always 'Go for it! ' Shake some ass! is hilarious to me. Steph: Ha ha! That's seven points for me! Damian: That is most upsetting. I thought my necromancy would truly win. Danny, please bring me some chocolate to ease my wounded pride. Danny as Phantom: Right away, my lord. Jason: What the hell was that? Damian: That was Danny. My ghost man servant. Tim: You're what!? Damian: Ghost man servant. I hired him during my necromancy days. Dick: I thought you said you failed at it!? Damian: I got better with study and hard work. Danny carrying a tray: Your chocolate, my lord. Would you like me to run you a bath after your game with your siblings? Damian: Yes, include the soap caryons. Your recommendation was a sound one: they truly made bath time far more enjoyable. Danny: Of course, sir. Damian: Where were we? Oh, yes, Richard, it's your turn to ask a question. Dick: That's good because I have many questions.

[puppppppppy]

thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

[ruporas]

trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

[outtamynoggin]

Dick, at a family dinner: -and THEN the cheese in the fondue started spinning like crazy because he used the wrong kind of cheese, HAHAHAHAHA! I mean, it was basically string cheese. And the fondue spinner was going so fast it started levitating off the table!! So now this giant cheese tentacle is just whipping around, slapping people in the face, knocking over wine glasses, and the guy just SCREAMS and dives under the table like-

Batfam: *between laughing and annoyed*

Jason: I refuse to believe this happened. This isn’t fair, how could this happen without me there?!

Tim: PLEASE tell me this happened at a high-profile gala. Please, please, please.

Damian: *arms crossed, looking disgusted* Only you could witness a culinary disaster and recount it like a battle strategy.

Dick, sticking his tongue out at him: You’re just jealous you weren’t there to see it in person, little D.

-

Dick, in his head: The Marcalone family made a deal with the Sarvanos so they’re both going to be at the harbor on the 14th at 1AM. Julian Viscan knows about this deal because his thugs caught wind of it but he decided to stay out because he’s dealing with Bella Cane after she started a riot on his territory so she can get her hands on the shipment. But I can take out both the Marcalones, Saravnos, Viscan AND Eli Smith, the gun dealer, if I move Viscan to interfere with the shipment on the 14th. Cane's also making moves on Smirth's supply chain while troubling Viscan, which means if I pull Viscan into the fray, I can collapse all four of them in one night. But I need to make sure Vsican thinks Smith's going to betray him to do this.

Dick, to the batfam: *gesturing wildly, eyes laughing* So then, the cheese tentacle just SLAPS this guy's glasses right off his face and he screams and then he starts screaming even louder that he's going to start suing EvErYtHiNg-

Dick: If I remember, Viscan's sister works at Smith&Hopkins Inc so if I mess around with the BPD and get them involved with the company, I can control all 4 of them while causing trouble for-