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spicyvampire · 1 year ago

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Pran : I just want to see if forest rangers are as cool as those I watched in the play

Tian :

#bad buddy the series #bad buddy #a tale of thousand stars #girl chill he is just fangirling #if a look could kill goddamn

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rockpaperscissuhs · 3 months ago

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BAND OF BROTHERS: EPISODE ONE + my favorite closeup shots

#bill guarnere #dick winters #carwood lipton #george luz #joe toye #luztoye #lewis nixon #donald hoobler #harry welsh #band of brothers #mine: gifs #did i need to include 10? no #but i love each of these and here's why #1 bc he's so absurdly cute and happy and carefree here it makes my heart melt #2 bc you can him trying so hard to keep his face neutral with sobel when he says 'what infractions sir?' and sobel says 'find some'#3 bc i could watch it all day... how does Lipton look so hot just moving his face like that???#4 bc there's no heterosexual explanation for this scene and i love these two being sexy goofballs together #5 bc it's the moment that almost single-handedly made Toye one of my earliest fave characters #6 bc that is literally Nix's expression when he sees Dick smiling tenderly at him... enough said #7 bc the early foreshadowing kills me UGHHH #8 bc he's pretty and glowing and there's that glimmer of mischief in his eyes #9 bc Harry is my most precious beloved wifeguy and goddamn what a smile #10 bc god it breaks my heart every time

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californiaquail · 3 months ago

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i bring a sort of not wanting to do pointless waste of time shit to the job that employers really don't care for

#i fucking hate jobs where you have to look busy and unfortunately i seem to have gotten myself in just such a situation #i swept the floor three times today for no good reason it was not that dirty and also there is literally a vacuum which is a much more #rational device to use for cleaning in a vet clinic because sweeping clumps of hair doesnt work and i still havent gotten a good answer for #why i can't just use the vacuum #he's like “ok we need to find something to do” so tell me something to do i will do it!!!!! asshole #today i picked up a bunch of trash outside and he's also had me clean and reorganize some ancient cabinets. all fine #i literally do not care i will do any of that shit but you do need to Tell Me because i'm not a goddamn mind reader #and i know i will get in trouble if i fuck up something! obviously!#also this bitchy attitude is coming from a man who sits on his ass eating twizzlers for about 75% of the day as far as i can see #like i don't know what to tell you man actually verbally give me something to do or stop being a little bitch bc i'm leaning on the counter #because my feet and back hurt btw. because i'm not sitting on my ass all day. not that i wouldnt if i could obviously #i would kill for a desk job i got to file some folders today and it was blissful what is the job where you do that all day #me

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mayday-jd · 1 year ago

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WARNING!!

I'm mostly just talking about broppy here lmao

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• moving onto the better fit for poppy I present to y'all my boy... shadow the hedgehog!!

he's definitely one of my favourite trolls this guy singlehandedly started the sassy man apocalypse LMAO

I think branch is good, he's alr and can you see that I can't properly express why I like him 😭

I think it's funny how he spends so much time hating on the trolls happy, fun and loud lifestyle while he's brooding in his corner or bunker

when in reality he feels lonely and does want to be included (BROZONE WHEN I CATCH YOU BROZONE.)

tbh that's probably one of the reasons why he loves poppy since she's always gone out of her way to include him when everyone else just gave up on him cuz of his moody attitude

like guys.. he kept all the invites she gave him... ☹️

when they were on their way to bergen town and all he did was complain about poppy's "poppiness" he never really was completely fed up with her (which kind of is a miracle) like look at his face in this scene where she's singing despite him complaining about it

LOOK HOW HE LOOKS AT HER

and I cannot find a screenshot for this scene BUT THAT SCENE OH. MY. DAYS.

the scene where everyone's freaking out on how to compliment gristle until branch speaks up and gives this absolutely beautiful compliment out of nowhere

but it's not out of nowhere yk why?? CUZ THAT'S JUST HIM DESCRIBING HOW HE SEES POPPY

"Your eyes, they're like two pools so deep, I fear if I dive in, I might never come up for air. And your smile, the sun itself turns jealous and refuses to come out from behind the clouds knowing it cannot shine half as bright."

"I kinda do have a nice smile, don't I?" - gristle's response

"Yes, you do."

AND THEN BRANCH LOOKS AT POPPY

I felt so normal when that scene happened cuz why would I let a trolls movie affect me that much?? 🙂

what's fucking insane tho is that they don't kiss at the end of the movie

like I'm not saying they're obligated to do so but when you basically say "I love you" to each other in I'm pretty fucking sure a /r way then I'm expecting y'all so smack lips by the end of the movie

broppy fans have been starving out there cuz these two bozos don't kiss until the lastest movie which came out SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AFTER THE FIRST TROLLS MOVIE

this is like one of the most evil things I've heard about canon ships LMAOO

anyways broppy wins and fuck creek can't believe poppy liked him 🙄

they should've gone thru with choking him to death ngl

#branch is so sassy and grumpy lmao #I find him fun and delightful #and when you look under that emo boy™ shell of his goddamn bro #tho when the “singing killed my grandma” scene came on I could not suppress the giggles #I've seen that scene get memed soo many times man 😭#what's funny is that I literally saw a shadowpeach post with the lines from the diner date scene like yesterday I think #so imagine my surprise when I hear branch say those words to poppy #7 years is evil man #the poor broppy nation #would've been more fun if creek got choked to death by either branch or poppy #more fun if it was poppy #I mean look at branch's smirk here LMAO #jayday watched a thing

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cowboy-robooty · 8 months ago

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imma be real with u guys i actually unironically love danganronpa but only the source content i hate 99.99999% of fan content so fucking much.

LISTEN THIS IS A HETALIA BLOG NONE OF US ARE BETTER THAN DANGANRONPAERS AND EVERYONE WHO IS UNAWARE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND DANGANRONAPERS TREAT KOKICHI THE WAY HETALIA FANS TREAT ENGLAND. EXCEPT WORSE. SOMEHOW 100000x WORSE

#AND IM 20 FEET UNDER IN THIS HETALIA SHITSHOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE BEEN DOING TO ENGLAND SINCE 2008 #DANGANRONPA IS REALLY FUCKING GOOD ITS HILARIOUS #ALL THE CHARACTERS HAVE SWISS CHEESE FOR BRAINS #THE GAME IS FUN I LIKE THE MINI GAMES I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT YES I LIKE THE FUCKASS DANGANRONPA STANCE ITS FUNNY #THE FIRST GAME IS THE BEST ONE BECAUSE NGL THEY WERE NOT PUSHED THAT HARD TO KILL EACHOTHER LOL #AND ALSO THERES AN ENTIRE PART WHERE U GOTTA CONVINCE ONE KF THE CHARACTERS THAT ANOTHER ONE ISNT A GHOST #AND ALSO BYAKUYA TELLS TOKO TO STOP TALKING AND SHE STRAIGHT UP DOESNT FOR LIKE 2 DAYS AND NOBODY CARES LOL #toko is actually an incredible acomplishment because she is so genuinely insufferable and awful and everybody hates her for half the game #and then somehow by the end of it she hasnt changed but you just like her now its an amazing phenomenon #i cant think of a single other character that ive thought to be the actual worst and then later i like them so much even tho they havent #changed at all #bruh in universe shes hated too like theres that part where junko kidnaps everyones loved ones and we see peoples families n shjt #and then toko only has her goddamn pet stink bug #now that nobody likes danganronpa anymore (thank god) ill make my clearing kokichis name post one day... BECAUSE OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU #PEOPLE DONE TO HIM #HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM HE DOESNT SLIT HIS WRISTS HES A GAMER

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carrionsong · 1 year ago

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xime's inspiration/brain problems list :] JSVGNBYUS IS THIS ANYTHING.... does anyone understand. where am i

#.txt #si #xime #this looks like crap lmao. i could probably redo it bc its a lil wonky n uneven but WHATever its fine.#look at my neuroses and brain problems boy #xime tries so hard to be chill and normal/easygoing but hes a goddamn mess of unmedicated anxiety/adhd/depression u_u #doing sooo much to be dependable/kind/helpful. to hide how empty they feel all the time bc she doesnt know how to ask for help bc its so #overwhelming!!! but if they can be useful.... then hes not a failure. finding real happiness in a society that slowly kills u is so hard.#but maybe w/ these assholes' help... she can find it. one step at a time ;;; at least they r masc and hot. at least they have that. jsgvfys #sowwy its so depressing but yknow. the Horrors.#he gets lost in his own thoughts soooo easily. tends to spiral if left to themself. she needs someone to help bring them back down to earth #but usually theyre chill and can be a little smartass-y with the matsus bc its fun to mess with them :3 quiet at first but once something #helps them open up and he Floods someone w an infodump then they can unwind a bit around others ;3;#its 2am. GOOD NIGHTTTTTT AUUUUUHGHGHHHH

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wormboyfriendcentralstation · 8 months ago

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what the tags to my posts have taught me is that the wurthering heights stans are eating devouring enjoying while im locked in Moby Dick Jail with the ahab starbuck emotionally draining yuri that lives only in my mind-

#me staring at the direction that they decided to take starbuck's character #LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY #also sometimes i get annoyed about the way that pip and ahab's interactions were adapted #like if anyone could have dragged ahab's ass back from the edge. ranked. 1. pip and 2. MAYBE starbuck had a small chance but like #not really #pip and starbuck are like....... two examples of how ahab's damage couldve been averted #pip and ahab are SUCH an important relationship that got kinda lost #bc it shows that ahab COULDVE walked back his ego for human connection. he and pip wind up kinda getting each other in a weird way #pip in moby dick is like. if apollo was the ocean pip would be cassandra. do you understand.#pip and ahab know how each other tick in the book.#they were like each other's One Chances bc ahab couldve left his ego and done the one damn thing which would've REALLY saved #the one goddamn person who he's come to genuinely care about #and pip gave ahab the chance to have someone sort of get how actually scared ahab is of the ocean and how that fear was the biggest #damn insult a dude like that could have. bc if you read the book and how ahab was treated directly after losing his leg.#it wasnt JUST moby dick it was the way his ship treated him. you understand why he's Like That.#the ocean AND the whaling crew fucked them both over.#uhhh meanwhile starbuck Thought that he could walk ahab's ego back from the edge!#but in reality the way that starbuck was ahab's One Chance at not killing everyone on that ship is if starbuck had shot his ass in the cabi #limbus company #IM GLAD THE WURTHERING HEIGHTS FANS ARE HAVING FUN THOUGH IM GL

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livvyofthelake · 11 days ago

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have the most evil tummyache in the world rn. and what’s worse i have to wake up at 8am. does not sit right with me 😐

#if that motherfucker from the district office who’s visiting my store tomorrow has anything to say to me i’ll kill him #do not even tryyyyyy to hit me with a ‘why are you guys so behind on shipment?’ i’ll rip out your spine.#mfs will hate on us for being behind in shipment but not want to get real and open some boxes themselves…. yeah. what i thought bitch #soooooo looking forward to the couch nap i’m about to take tomorrow at 5pm…. woah #guy who hasn’t even slept for the night yet looking forward to tomorrow’s nap 😐#that nap is gonna be the only thing getting me up at 8am seriously #would have been nice if i could have fallen asleep in the past 4 hours while i’ve been in this goddamn bed though #guess i’ll keep trying. harder now with this evil tummyache though!!!

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scottish-valkyrie · 1 year ago

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EXTREMELY frustrating as an anti zionist jew watching a bunch of liberals take the side of the fucking Pope

In what world does the fucking CATHOLIC CHURCH have any right to condemn blood spilled over Jerusalem

#jumblr #Blindingly stupid takes on my dash this morning #It also STINKS of Jews need to be talked down to by the “proper” religion too which fucking stinks #But also HEY YOU'RE SUPPOSED LEFTISTS #DONT FUCKING TAKE THE SIDE OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH?#didnt know this one was a bar you could trip on but here we are #when fuckin shapiro posts about AI being bad they at least have the brain to post the “worst person you know has right idea” image #but here #zero criticisms #Just “look israel condemned the popes message this proves theyre bad”#As if A you needed the goddamn pope to confirm israel's goverment is anything but rotten #and B Israel should for some reason be listening to the pope? In some hypothetical world where israel wasnt rotten to the fucking marrow.#Why the fuck should they listen to that ancient fuck and his golden palace?#we dont recognise him as anything but the head of the assholes who keep trying to kill us

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toytulini · 5 months ago

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i feel like the makeup standards are not necessarily going to get Worse, just. stay the Same. "raised by sephora and ulta" christ alive yall act like this shit is new. as if this hasnt been the standard to blast young girls with makeup ads and shit via magazine and tv and imposed beauty standards anyway. the only real difference is like, idk, accessibility of tutorials for how to apply it well

#toy txt post #spoken as. a no makeup bitch #altho i have also been accused by a terf of wearing a pound if makeup for wearing. visible lipstick in a selfie. and that was It #the actual Beauty Standard has largely stayed the exact fucking same of like making your skin texture as fake as possible #that was the standard back then too but it was harder to achieve /know how to do it cos there werent tutorials the same way now #also yes sephora and ulta are evil and all that but like the same amount theyve always been.#yall really acting like these imposed beauty standards being exposed to children is like a new unique tiktom thing thats never happened #before. and yall blaming instagram are no fuckin better. this has been happening The Entire God Damn Time #also theres something rubbing me about the way this is getting talked about. 'she did all thos other arbitrary bullshit except this #One Thing! the discrimination against this one thing is awful!#and like. it is. but i feel like we could address that while also maybe stepping back a tiny bit further and questioning these arbitrary #standards of professionalism too while we're at it #why does she have to have a blazer either? why do the earrings have to be understated #why do the colors have ti be bland and boring? why does he hair have to be a natural color and gender conforming ?#etc etc etc #like if we're accepting all that other shit the ppl upset about this could acknowledge she might experience similar discrimination for say #very obvious goth or punk-y makeup or anything a little too far outside the bounds of the acceptable beauty standard #everyone is pissed about 'eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man' but theyd be saying nothing if she was discriminated for fuckin #big wings and black lipstick bc well thats Obviously not professional standard makeup. okay?#if we change how we look at professional standards of dress and makeup as a whole to include Fucking Freak Bitches #then it would be a lot easier to include No Makeup in there as welllllll #idk #im a no makeup bitch with blue hair whos only ever worked in warehouses so they didnt give too much of a shit about my lack of makeup #or blue hair as long as i didnt show up in like flip flops which is a Reasonable dress code bc its got an actual fucking reason #(safety so you dont lose your goddamn toes to a box or a grate or some shit) vs it makes the office corpo bros sad #anyway idk if you have the privilege to get away with it i think you should dress weirder in the office to get them used to weirder dress #maybe instead of Suddenly going No Makeup sort of slowly lessen the amount so its not a Sudden change or smth #again: if you have the privilege and job security to get away with it #also also also: easier to get away with if you were to say. mask. js. they cant get mad at schrodingers lack of lipstick

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triglycercule · 3 months ago

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i am severely upset at the sexyman polls for this year. yeah its absolutely because im biased and not a single one of the mtt won. but killer vs error is still going on you say!!! NO,,,,, killer's lost,,,,, its 70 error 30 killerISH so yeah,,,,, none of the mtt MADE!!!! IT!!!! and with the boom in killer content these past few months i wasSO FUCKING SURE that he'd like AT LEAST get higher up. nope. because of ERROR. listen i like him. he was my og bias when i first joined this fandom. i was an error fanatic. but bro,,,,, bro,,,,,,,,, killer,,,,, lost,,,,,, AND FUCKING HORROR AND DUST LOST TOO!!!! LIKE WHAY. WHAT. PUTTING HORROT AGAINST ERROR AND DUST AGAINST CROSS!!!! THEYRE LITERALLY BOTH THE TWO GUYS THAT (1/2 of them) WON LAAT YEAR!!!! OF COURSE THEYRE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MTT!!!!! this is very upseting im really sad imMAD. but no point in being a sore loser.... mtt won in my HEART 🧡

dust laughing at both horror and killer for getting the shit beaten out of them by error and then they bring up the fact that he lost to CROSS. this is the second time someone in the mtt lost to cross (theyre all making out in the loser's room) (mtt poly real btw)

#sexyman polls but instead its all just mtt and peoples' aus and varients #i COULD NOT be able to vote. it would be hell for me WHO WOULD I CHOOSE #i CAN'T choose dude i literally wouldn't be able to at all #do i vote for og mtt my pookies??? or jk mtt my besties???? or mst my children????? WHO DO I VOTE FOR #i think i would be biased to the murder swap trio. i haven't mad any content for them at all but like #i spent my TIME and EFFORT into them. and they are cool ngl i really like their concepts #too bad swapinverse isnt seeing the light of day until goddamn 2026 or something because i cant be bothered to make content of it #oops! savior mania paranoia you guys are JUST FOR ME. just me only! nobody else gets to see you guys #or literally anyone else in swapinverse.... i love swapinverse.#they need to make the tag limit like 60 or something i have too many thoughts #quite a few too many times on my posts have i hit the limit and then had to choose #my tags trembling in fear as i pick and choose which to delete in order to make space for the fandom tags #tricule rant #i still have more tags time toRAMBLE!!! i love the idea of dust and horror having opposite ish souls #like dust's soul is PACKED with magic. like crackling and sparking and glowing purple with just how much he has in there bc of his LV stuff #i dont believe in the idea that dust suffers physically from LV or whatever because like. when has that EVER happened #its a cool idea though and i get to pick and choose which headcanons i believe in as god of these fictional characters and creations #anyways OBVIOUSLY horror's soul is dim and shriveled and looks like a fucking dead leaf. because lack of food lack of magic #even though he very clearly DOES have a lot of magic and shows it multiple times in horrortale.....#ok triglycercule you keep contradicting yourself. stop it. BUT THERES TOO MANY MTT HCS OUT THERE!!! AND SOME OF THIS IS CANON!!!!!#god the mttverse is gonna kill me one day too many interpretations TOO MANY CHOICES #anyways i just like that soul idea bc of the contrast. dust too much magic horror not enough. horrordust real #and then killer pulls up with his yn main character ass unique soul with stages #the GET OUT sound effect plays. anyways they all love eachothers souls and unique differences in them #everyday im reminded of the fact that killer is a little. just an EENSY bit more of a special character that horror or dust #he has too much shit going on someone assassinate him. preferably two fellas with names starting with H and D alternatively M #i love coming up with various sayings to kill/shut myself up. someone sedate me #i just remembered this dream where i say to my friend i hope ___ gets into a sticky situation #and then ___ goes into a bathroom comes out and then someone else says ___ WHY ARE YOU ALL STICKY #it was so funny i laughed myself awake. it was SO funny. i saw this person in school today

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hauntingblue · 9 months ago

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Sanji has adquired top sad wet cat status

#that cream guy just watching luffy tear his arms off ajdhakw #sanji had gone past his angst too quick.... picnic and everything damn...#i finally realized why his guard is offering him aubergines. he looks like an aubergine #but to me it is a metaphorical remainder of his bisexuality he is abandoning by marrying pudding (he is getting out of his polycule)#he wants the aubergine for later akdhkashsk see... he is already tempted by the familiarity #'pudding might be changing that's why she is busy.... oh didn't her room have a balcony' SICK IN THE HEAD #'oh is this inapropiate??' idk MAYBE 'it wont be a crime we will be married tomorrow' JAIL #THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SNOOPING AKDHAKA #his face is so... that one meme drawing of the guy in a war....#i mean it is sad bc she was his only like light in the darkness but damn... hard lesson #oh luffy is cursing her out this is serious #well good thing aanji snooped...... is he gon a save his sister now or.... he wont fight pudding i am sure of that #sanji is gonna grab that gun and kill himself at this point pudding #jesus christ how long can this go on for.... you already killed him pudding stop hitting the dead horse #i believe reiju could kick her ass now that pudding is distracted but alas.... no girl om girl violence is allowed #sanji not being able to lit his cigarette is so..... this poor man... NOT THE SHOT OF HIM CRYING #omg perfect episode..... jesus christ.....#i uave to say.... i would have really liked for pudding to be normal and have sanji get away from a lover to go with the crew again...#its so bittersweet you know....... and shows his priorities #goddamn sanji crying in the rain trying to get a smoke...... this is like too much... peak poor little meow meow #wait a fucking moment... the intro song starts with my feelings for you are beating intensly.... this really is so gay....#gay sex on screen is less subtle #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 817 #wtf pudding... if she didnt want reiju to die why tf did she shoot her....#sanji the flowers... she will know sanji..... sanji noooo #i get the soul thing but where do zeus and prometheus come from???? what kinda power is that...#JINBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #episode 818

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symbioticsimplicity · 2 years ago

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No but Billy adopting a therapy dog but its a rescue pitbull from an abusive home and in learning to care for it it helps him to learn to care for himself too.

#stranger things #billy hargrove #i actually have a lot of feelings about this one #he reminds me so much of a pit guys #its a red nose with the prettiest gold wyes #*eyes #a stout looking girl who looks like she could kill you #but is actually just afraid of the entire world #he'd be so goddamn gentle with that dog #and in turn he'd learn to be more gentle with himself #ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE A SCAR IN COMMON SOMEWHERE OH GOD #her name is like Daisy or something #and she adores him right back

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airenyah · 1 year ago

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not sand suffering from dean winchester desease where he is hardly looking at the fucking road

#THAT SCENE WITH RAY AND SAND IN THE CAR WAS SO STRESSFUL #I'M BEGGING YOU FIRST LOOK AT THE ROAD WHEN YOU ACT #i know they were probably on a truck or in a studio for that scene but still it was stressful oh my god #STOP MAKING HEARTEYES AT THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU AND FOCUS ON DRIVING YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO AN ACCIDENT #it's a good thing the rebar killed dean winchester before a car accident could #or maybe it's the most unrealistic thing in the entire show. that dean died from a rebar and nOT FROM A FUCKING CAR ACCIDENT #FROM NEVER LOOKING AT THE FUCKING ROAD #my god #actors look at the goddamn road when pretending to drive a car challenge #ofts #ofts ep2 #adrm #airenyah plappert

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born-to-lose · 2 years ago

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Missing people and regretting shit o'clock