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Pran : I just want to see if forest rangers are as cool as those I watched in the play
Tian :
#bad buddy the series#bad buddy#a tale of thousand stars#girl chill he is just fangirling#if a look could kill goddamn
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BAND OF BROTHERS: EPISODE ONE + my favorite closeup shots
#bill guarnere#dick winters#carwood lipton#george luz#joe toye#luztoye#lewis nixon#donald hoobler#harry welsh#band of brothers#mine: gifs#did i need to include 10? no#but i love each of these and here's why#1 bc he's so absurdly cute and happy and carefree here it makes my heart melt#2 bc you can him trying so hard to keep his face neutral with sobel when he says 'what infractions sir?' and sobel says 'find some'#3 bc i could watch it all day... how does Lipton look so hot just moving his face like that???#4 bc there's no heterosexual explanation for this scene and i love these two being sexy goofballs together#5 bc it's the moment that almost single-handedly made Toye one of my earliest fave characters#6 bc that is literally Nix's expression when he sees Dick smiling tenderly at him... enough said#7 bc the early foreshadowing kills me UGHHH#8 bc he's pretty and glowing and there's that glimmer of mischief in his eyes#9 bc Harry is my most precious beloved wifeguy and goddamn what a smile#10 bc god it breaks my heart every time
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WARNING!!
I'm mostly just talking about broppy here lmao
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• moving onto the better fit for poppy I present to y'all my boy... shadow the hedgehog!!
he's definitely one of my favourite trolls this guy singlehandedly started the sassy man apocalypse LMAO
I think branch is good, he's alr and can you see that I can't properly express why I like him 😭
I think it's funny how he spends so much time hating on the trolls happy, fun and loud lifestyle while he's brooding in his corner or bunker
when in reality he feels lonely and does want to be included (BROZONE WHEN I CATCH YOU BROZONE.)
tbh that's probably one of the reasons why he loves poppy since she's always gone out of her way to include him when everyone else just gave up on him cuz of his moody attitude
like guys.. he kept all the invites she gave him... ☹️
when they were on their way to bergen town and all he did was complain about poppy's "poppiness" he never really was completely fed up with her (which kind of is a miracle) like look at his face in this scene where she's singing despite him complaining about it
LOOK HOW HE LOOKS AT HER
and I cannot find a screenshot for this scene BUT THAT SCENE OH. MY. DAYS.
the scene where everyone's freaking out on how to compliment gristle until branch speaks up and gives this absolutely beautiful compliment out of nowhere
but it's not out of nowhere yk why?? CUZ THAT'S JUST HIM DESCRIBING HOW HE SEES POPPY
"Your eyes, they're like two pools so deep, I fear if I dive in, I might never come up for air. And your smile, the sun itself turns jealous and refuses to come out from behind the clouds knowing it cannot shine half as bright."
"I kinda do have a nice smile, don't I?" - gristle's response
"Yes, you do."
AND THEN BRANCH LOOKS AT POPPY
I felt so normal when that scene happened cuz why would I let a trolls movie affect me that much?? 🙂
what's fucking insane tho is that they don't kiss at the end of the movie
like I'm not saying they're obligated to do so but when you basically say "I love you" to each other in I'm pretty fucking sure a /r way then I'm expecting y'all so smack lips by the end of the movie
broppy fans have been starving out there cuz these two bozos don't kiss until the lastest movie which came out SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AFTER THE FIRST TROLLS MOVIE
this is like one of the most evil things I've heard about canon ships LMAOO
anyways broppy wins and fuck creek can't believe poppy liked him 🙄
they should've gone thru with choking him to death ngl
#branch is so sassy and grumpy lmao#I find him fun and delightful#and when you look under that emo boy™ shell of his goddamn bro#tho when the “singing killed my grandma” scene came on I could not suppress the giggles#I've seen that scene get memed soo many times man 😭#what's funny is that I literally saw a shadowpeach post with the lines from the diner date scene like yesterday I think#so imagine my surprise when I hear branch say those words to poppy#7 years is evil man#the poor broppy nation#would've been more fun if creek got choked to death by either branch or poppy#more fun if it was poppy#I mean look at branch's smirk here LMAO#jayday watched a thing
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imma be real with u guys i actually unironically love danganronpa but only the source content i hate 99.99999% of fan content so fucking much.
LISTEN THIS IS A HETALIA BLOG NONE OF US ARE BETTER THAN DANGANRONPAERS AND EVERYONE WHO IS UNAWARE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND DANGANRONAPERS TREAT KOKICHI THE WAY HETALIA FANS TREAT ENGLAND. EXCEPT WORSE. SOMEHOW 100000x WORSE
#AND IM 20 FEET UNDER IN THIS HETALIA SHITSHOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE BEEN DOING TO ENGLAND SINCE 2008#DANGANRONPA IS REALLY FUCKING GOOD ITS HILARIOUS#ALL THE CHARACTERS HAVE SWISS CHEESE FOR BRAINS#THE GAME IS FUN I LIKE THE MINI GAMES I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT YES I LIKE THE FUCKASS DANGANRONPA STANCE ITS FUNNY#THE FIRST GAME IS THE BEST ONE BECAUSE NGL THEY WERE NOT PUSHED THAT HARD TO KILL EACHOTHER LOL#AND ALSO THERES AN ENTIRE PART WHERE U GOTTA CONVINCE ONE KF THE CHARACTERS THAT ANOTHER ONE ISNT A GHOST#AND ALSO BYAKUYA TELLS TOKO TO STOP TALKING AND SHE STRAIGHT UP DOESNT FOR LIKE 2 DAYS AND NOBODY CARES LOL#toko is actually an incredible acomplishment because she is so genuinely insufferable and awful and everybody hates her for half the game#and then somehow by the end of it she hasnt changed but you just like her now its an amazing phenomenon#i cant think of a single other character that ive thought to be the actual worst and then later i like them so much even tho they havent#changed at all#bruh in universe shes hated too like theres that part where junko kidnaps everyones loved ones and we see peoples families n shjt#and then toko only has her goddamn pet stink bug#now that nobody likes danganronpa anymore (thank god) ill make my clearing kokichis name post one day... BECAUSE OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU#PEOPLE DONE TO HIM#HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM HE DOESNT SLIT HIS WRISTS HES A GAMER
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xime's inspiration/brain problems list :] JSVGNBYUS IS THIS ANYTHING.... does anyone understand. where am i
#.txt#si#xime#this looks like crap lmao. i could probably redo it bc its a lil wonky n uneven but WHATever its fine.#look at my neuroses and brain problems boy#xime tries so hard to be chill and normal/easygoing but hes a goddamn mess of unmedicated anxiety/adhd/depression u_u#doing sooo much to be dependable/kind/helpful. to hide how empty they feel all the time bc she doesnt know how to ask for help bc its so#overwhelming!!! but if they can be useful.... then hes not a failure. finding real happiness in a society that slowly kills u is so hard.#but maybe w/ these assholes' help... she can find it. one step at a time ;;; at least they r masc and hot. at least they have that. jsgvfys#sowwy its so depressing but yknow. the Horrors.#he gets lost in his own thoughts soooo easily. tends to spiral if left to themself. she needs someone to help bring them back down to earth#but usually theyre chill and can be a little smartass-y with the matsus bc its fun to mess with them :3 quiet at first but once something#helps them open up and he Floods someone w an infodump then they can unwind a bit around others ;3;#its 2am. GOOD NIGHTTTTTT AUUUUUHGHGHHHH
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what the tags to my posts have taught me is that the wurthering heights stans are eating devouring enjoying while im locked in Moby Dick Jail with the ahab starbuck emotionally draining yuri that lives only in my mind-
#me staring at the direction that they decided to take starbuck's character#LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY#also sometimes i get annoyed about the way that pip and ahab's interactions were adapted#like if anyone could have dragged ahab's ass back from the edge. ranked. 1. pip and 2. MAYBE starbuck had a small chance but like#not really#pip and starbuck are like....... two examples of how ahab's damage couldve been averted#pip and ahab are SUCH an important relationship that got kinda lost#bc it shows that ahab COULDVE walked back his ego for human connection. he and pip wind up kinda getting each other in a weird way#pip in moby dick is like. if apollo was the ocean pip would be cassandra. do you understand.#pip and ahab know how each other tick in the book.#they were like each other's One Chances bc ahab couldve left his ego and done the one damn thing which would've REALLY saved#the one goddamn person who he's come to genuinely care about#and pip gave ahab the chance to have someone sort of get how actually scared ahab is of the ocean and how that fear was the biggest#damn insult a dude like that could have. bc if you read the book and how ahab was treated directly after losing his leg.#it wasnt JUST moby dick it was the way his ship treated him. you understand why he's Like That.#the ocean AND the whaling crew fucked them both over.#uhhh meanwhile starbuck Thought that he could walk ahab's ego back from the edge!#but in reality the way that starbuck was ahab's One Chance at not killing everyone on that ship is if starbuck had shot his ass in the cabi#limbus company#IM GLAD THE WURTHERING HEIGHTS FANS ARE HAVING FUN THOUGH IM GL
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Thanksgiving dinner with my parents
#the hostility is FUCKING CRAZY they actually want to kill each other#well tbf‚ there is a nonzero chance my father would legitimately kill my mother‚ but ignore that#also he is talking about NOTHING but the next month of the STUPID FUCKING GODDAMN REMODEL#which‚ just as a refresher‚ entails hammering/drilling/sawing/etc. every day for 10–12+ hours starting at 7 am#and my mother is sad because she won't get to decorate for christmas due to the nonstop construction/demolition all december#so she's being passive-aggressive about that. and everything else she could possibly be passive-aggressive about#hell on earth hell on earth hell on earth hell on earth hell on earth hell on earth hell on earth hell on earth hell on earth hell on earth#my sister and i just giving each other furtive looks like 🫢😐🫣🤐🙄😒😬😳😕#personal#thanksgiving#bojack horseman#family drama#domestic violence
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have the most evil tummyache in the world rn. and what’s worse i have to wake up at 8am. does not sit right with me 😐
#if that motherfucker from the district office who’s visiting my store tomorrow has anything to say to me i’ll kill him#do not even tryyyyyy to hit me with a ‘why are you guys so behind on shipment?’ i’ll rip out your spine.#mfs will hate on us for being behind in shipment but not want to get real and open some boxes themselves…. yeah. what i thought bitch#soooooo looking forward to the couch nap i’m about to take tomorrow at 5pm…. woah#guy who hasn’t even slept for the night yet looking forward to tomorrow’s nap 😐#that nap is gonna be the only thing getting me up at 8am seriously#would have been nice if i could have fallen asleep in the past 4 hours while i’ve been in this goddamn bed though#guess i’ll keep trying. harder now with this evil tummyache though!!!
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EXTREMELY frustrating as an anti zionist jew watching a bunch of liberals take the side of the fucking Pope
In what world does the fucking CATHOLIC CHURCH have any right to condemn blood spilled over Jerusalem
#jumblr#Blindingly stupid takes on my dash this morning#It also STINKS of Jews need to be talked down to by the “proper” religion too which fucking stinks#But also HEY YOU'RE SUPPOSED LEFTISTS#DONT FUCKING TAKE THE SIDE OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH?#didnt know this one was a bar you could trip on but here we are#when fuckin shapiro posts about AI being bad they at least have the brain to post the “worst person you know has right idea” image#but here#zero criticisms#Just “look israel condemned the popes message this proves theyre bad”#As if A you needed the goddamn pope to confirm israel's goverment is anything but rotten#and B Israel should for some reason be listening to the pope? In some hypothetical world where israel wasnt rotten to the fucking marrow.#Why the fuck should they listen to that ancient fuck and his golden palace?#we dont recognise him as anything but the head of the assholes who keep trying to kill us
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Sanji has adquired top sad wet cat status
#that cream guy just watching luffy tear his arms off ajdhakw#sanji had gone past his angst too quick.... picnic and everything damn...#i finally realized why his guard is offering him aubergines. he looks like an aubergine#but to me it is a metaphorical remainder of his bisexuality he is abandoning by marrying pudding (he is getting out of his polycule)#he wants the aubergine for later akdhkashsk see... he is already tempted by the familiarity#'pudding might be changing that's why she is busy.... oh didn't her room have a balcony' SICK IN THE HEAD#'oh is this inapropiate??' idk MAYBE 'it wont be a crime we will be married tomorrow' JAIL#THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SNOOPING AKDHAKA#his face is so... that one meme drawing of the guy in a war....#i mean it is sad bc she was his only like light in the darkness but damn... hard lesson#oh luffy is cursing her out this is serious#well good thing aanji snooped...... is he gon a save his sister now or.... he wont fight pudding i am sure of that#sanji is gonna grab that gun and kill himself at this point pudding#jesus christ how long can this go on for.... you already killed him pudding stop hitting the dead horse#i believe reiju could kick her ass now that pudding is distracted but alas.... no girl om girl violence is allowed#sanji not being able to lit his cigarette is so..... this poor man... NOT THE SHOT OF HIM CRYING#omg perfect episode..... jesus christ.....#i uave to say.... i would have really liked for pudding to be normal and have sanji get away from a lover to go with the crew again...#its so bittersweet you know....... and shows his priorities#goddamn sanji crying in the rain trying to get a smoke...... this is like too much... peak poor little meow meow#wait a fucking moment... the intro song starts with my feelings for you are beating intensly.... this really is so gay....#gay sex on screen is less subtle#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 817#wtf pudding... if she didnt want reiju to die why tf did she shoot her....#sanji the flowers... she will know sanji..... sanji noooo#i get the soul thing but where do zeus and prometheus come from???? what kinda power is that...#JINBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#episode 818
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not sand suffering from dean winchester desease where he is hardly looking at the fucking road
#THAT SCENE WITH RAY AND SAND IN THE CAR WAS SO STRESSFUL#I'M BEGGING YOU FIRST LOOK AT THE ROAD WHEN YOU ACT#i know they were probably on a truck or in a studio for that scene but still it was stressful oh my god#STOP MAKING HEARTEYES AT THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU AND FOCUS ON DRIVING YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO AN ACCIDENT#it's a good thing the rebar killed dean winchester before a car accident could#or maybe it's the most unrealistic thing in the entire show. that dean died from a rebar and nOT FROM A FUCKING CAR ACCIDENT#FROM NEVER LOOKING AT THE FUCKING ROAD#my god#actors look at the goddamn road when pretending to drive a car challenge#ofts#ofts ep2#adrm#airenyah plappert
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Press Photo from One Trick Pony (1980)
Deleted scene where Jonah (Paul Simon) tells his son Matty (Michael Pearlman) a bedtime story.
#Give me the scene#Tell me the goddamn bedtime story paul#look at what we could have had#we could have had soft bois bedtime scene#where is this scene im going to literally go to the warner bros vaults myself and look for it#but paul said no id rather fill the run time with playing ace in the hole like four fucking times#and ✨️driving✨️#how are the viewers going to know that we're On The Road™️ unless we show it every four minutea#the other night while 🍃relaxed🍃 I accidentally wrote a 2000 word review of this film in one night#things that would kill paul simon#me making a video of me reading that review#art sneaking into his hospital room in 2035 and unplugging his life support#nvm who will speak at whose funeral#who will unplug whose life support#me if paul or somebody doesnt release the one trick pony blu ray#anyway i wanna know what the story was about#i wonder if the original script is out there somewhere?#i need to know for science#him talking with his hands#also i know these are both the same image but its important to me and i need to look at it twice at the same time#once again matty and jonah 💞#paul simon#michael pearlman#one trick pony#one trick pony 1980#simon and garfunkel#jonah levin
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Heavily debating if I want to start my storm sorcerer or my abjuration wizard for a Gale romance run.
On one hand, the hurricane/eye of the storm imagery and the lightning in a bottle feel.
On the other hand, the wizard hubris of it all and the two of them making each other better despite that.
#don't mind me#bg3#alina is me looking at my oldest oc#a goddamn warrior cat#and going you deserve a second chance at life#nox is nox#my exhausted grad student who wants to kill gods not fuck 'em#but I adore her and gale is just her type#and just the kind of fucked up she could probably fix#and she deserves a good wizard bf devoted to her#a bit of a conundrum here
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Being served Artist Instagram reels is just like walking through a museum of the most fucked up organization methods you’ve ever seen
#Katie is rambling 2k23#I try not to judge I really do#but this one person had a HUGE drawer that was just every single#watercolor tube lined up without anything holding them in place#there was like a full half inch between each tube#that is such a waste of space???#and they’re gonna jumble up the second you close the drawer#I can understand wanting to see everything at a glance#but like there are better ways#these weird minimalist art spaces are killing me#how can you create in something that is only blinding white and beige??#you don’t have any knickknacks??? no fun paint water cup??#not even a goddamn mason jar up in here?#just you organizing everything with a ruler to look put together#I could not live like that#and I think seeing so much of it from so many people is doing something to my brain
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fun when Arthur notices and sketches something that I the player did not. got jumpscared by his sketch of the king in the tree who I apparently tumbled past when I was trying to figure out how to navigate a hill.
#rdr2#personal (ok to rb)#and I think this was the first time it happened#and what a sketch#flipping through journal like#'horse horse tree saloon deer herbs AUGH WHO IS THAT [tortured crucifixion looking face taking up whole page]'#anyways i was off exploring new areas of map (on opposite sides) for so long ms Grimshaw commented on it when I got back#and I had genuinely got homesick for all my guys#wish I could hug people when I get back to camp#you guys! I killed a huge white moose! I got attacked by another goddamn puma! Some guys pointed a gun in my face! I missed you!
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I try not to judge people for their appearance or personal hygiene but god do I wish I had the confidence to leave my house with unwashed hair
#like. my hair is straight baby. after 1 day has passed after washing it i look like i dumped my head in oil#i have to put it up or ill kill myself from the odd sensory feeling alone#day 655418 of wishing i could just shave my goddamn head
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