#one trick pony

[cumikering]

Masterlist

Oi, it’s Cin. My heart is mostly filled with Brian Bloom and boba.

☁️ fluff | ♠️ angst | 🩷 smut | 🌈 doodle

Alex Keller

Cherry Lollipop

Your date was interrupted ☁️ Alex was a morning person 🩷 How you met Alex ☁️ You could get used to this ☁️🩷🌈

Comforting his plus-sized partner ☁️

Rescuing a mermaid ☁️

David 'Hesh' Walker

Loaded hashbrowns ☁️

Johnny ‘Soap’ Mactavish

Possessive best friend Soap:

Operation sabotage ♠️ Prequel ☁️🌈 Beyond friends ☁️🌈 Sorry ♠️ Be kind ♠️☁️🌈

A Year after MW3 ♠️

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Line art CK

John Price

Ex boyfriend Price:

Back in Liverpool ♠️ Your closure ☁️🩷🌈

Formula One Price

John raced for McLaren ☁️ Three weeks apart ☁️🌈 Are you a bear? ☁️🌈 Blueberry pancakes ☁️🌈 JP's usual order ♠️ From each city ♠️ Champagne-soaked ☁️

Keegan P. Russ

Meeting childhood friend Keegan on Tinder ☁️

Fake dating neighbour Keegan on Christmas ☁️

Werewolf Keegan:

The stiffest neck known to man ☁️ The dogsitter ☁️🌈 The fighter ☁️🌈 The industrial-sized lint roller ☁️🌈 The glorified yoga mat ☁️🌈 The terrible secret ♠️ The common denominator ♠️ The scar we share ♠️ The two wolves (and a half) ☁️🌈

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Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick

Comforting you after a breakup ☁️

Stuck in a lift with uni student Gaz ☁️

In a 90s college band ☁️

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König

Meeting ex bf König after three years ♠️

Nick Reyes

How Infinite Warfare should have ended ♠️☁️🌈

Phillip Graves

He wanted one thing, but told you another ♠️

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Rodolfo ‘Rudy’ Parra

Meeting your BFF’s older brother ☁️🌈

Simon 'Ghost' Riley

Neighbour Simon:

English Breakfast ☁️ Oolong ☁️ Earl Grey ☁️ Jasmine ☁️ Ceylon ♠️ Pu Erh ♠️ Darjeeling ♠️ Camomile ☁️ Line art

Ghost gave you a piggyback ride ☁️

Ghost's online fantasies came true ☁️

Underground fighter Ghost 🩷

Memes

[pixelatedblues]

[levaagrace]

Hypocrite that I am, yes. I have been ‘keeping up’ and I CALLED that Gwen was gonna end up in that position. Way back in the first episode. I swear to god. None of y’all are gonna believe me but I did. Bite me.

[paul-simon-juggling]

☆ A Very Happy 82nd Birthday to Paul!!! ☆

Here is the "Paul laughing about getting arrested in Paris" gifset to celebrate!!

(it's okay guys, he forgives them 🙂)

[dongslinger--420]

How is bojack more loyal to diane?

It's demonstrated in many ways throughout the show, but the bottom line is that BoJack's affection for the people he cares about is a lot more unconditional than Diane's. Diane's Cordovia arc is a good example of this: when Diane was at her worst, BoJack let her stay with him for an indeterminate amount of time, no questions asked. But after this situation gets resolved, Diane starts ghosting him because she believes that they bring out the worst in each other. As she looked back on the situation, she analysed it entirely objectively, and although you could easily argue that she was right, she completely failed to notice that BoJack was able to uproot his entire life (including his girlfriend who he loved) for her. Diane's tendency to think about things on a purely logical and objective level means that she fails to develop close bonds with people, and this also often manifests itself with throwing people under the bus. Diane does this to BoJack twice in the span of the series: once with One Trick Pony*, and once in INT. SUB, and both times she completely fails to consider BoJack's side of the story (or in the case of the latter, Penny's side), to the point where BoJack has to directly confront her to make her understand that actually, writing the humiliating stories of him without permission was a shitty thing to do, and it is weird that she neither considered how he would feel, nor did she ever apologise for it. By contrast, in Hank After Dark, when BoJack is given the choice to abandon Diane in her endeavours, when literally the entire world is against her, and when he could easily be dragged down with her, he chooses to stay with her and support her.

Diane is, at heart, a utilitarian. She has plagued herself with the idea that she can Save The World, regardless of who she has to throw under the bus to get there. BoJack, on the other hand, recognises deep down that the only thing truly worth it in the end is the people he cares about. In his words: "in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make".

*Yes they agreed to have a "warts and all" version of the book, but they didn't agree on the format the book turned out to be in. Diane writing the book from her perspective made a significant difference, as it made it more mocking than reflective.

[odinsblog]

Bailey Hoskins (a.k.a., X-Ceptional) had the mutant ability to explode, but not the ability to heal from said explosions; in other words, if he uses his power, he dies. This kid was definitely no ​Robert Hunter.

[candy4bonez]

art request for @skullinkz !

really enjoyed making this fella, so silly billy be fr

[ev3rythingbootifvl]

Jupiter and abundance part 4

Libra and scorpio

Source: Facebook (astropieces astrology)

[ponysongbracket]

Brony Song Tournament

Please listen to both songs before voting

Breathless (Song for Spike)

One Trick Pony

[silveragelovechild]

I stopped going to see M. Night Shyamalan’s movies after “Signs” when I realized he was a One-Trick-Pony.

Apparent he taught his daughter his one trick.

“The Watchers”, written and directed by his daughter, currently has a 29% score at Rotten Tomatoes, which be better than the scores for four of Dad’s movies - After Earth (12%), Last Airbender (5%), The Happening (18%), and Lady in the Water (25%)

[dougielombax]

Consider.

A three trick pony.

[royaltrios]

the more i think about it the funnier it is that all the rest of them think scaramouche and childe are so fucking lame. like yeah they all dont like each other but if they all were on a sinking ship theyd definitely push childe off first and then scaramouche right after

[rachthechaosbi]

feeling like neil when andrew asked him if he could talk about anything but exy rn

my sister asked me how things were going apart from school and i was like uhhhhh

[frankietankbaker]

Skulls and flowers, you can never go wrong.

[paul-simon-juggling]

Paul & Harper Simon, New York, 1980 (photographed by Edie Baskin)

[feltpool]

Focus Shift

Can we look at this scene for one moment instead of what happens a moment afterwards?

Because yet again we get a moment of ‘not getting to see the important moment but having it referred to anyway’.

“Remember what I said” says Hunter.

But we don’t know what thing he said that he’s referring to. Or when he said it.

So how are we supposed to be able to put this moment into any proper sort of context when we have no clue which of the many things he’s said that he could be meaning, let alone whether that’s a moment that appeared onscreen or not?

But we’re quickly hurried away from thinking about that by them dropping a bigger moment in just seconds later to take all of the focus away what what Hunter just said.

They keep on trying to lead us with this exact same distraction technique, and it’s usually very effective for the first day or two after the episode airs. But it’s a bullshit tactic and doesn’t get any better, or any more convincing, the more they use it.