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eebies-your-deeby · 1 year ago

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*on my knees, the block button aimed at my face*

please sir, I beg of you; I swear, I swear I’m not one of those soulless machine people, who wear profile masks of unattainable beauty, deigning to offer favors of a carnal nature whilst failing to speak the language of man!

nor am I yet another refugee of the Great Reddit Revolt, where moderators and users alike connive in acts of malicious compliance against their corrupt sovereigns, who’ve dirtied their hands with the blood of countless third party apps…

nor am I a survivor of the Twitter Massacre, which is only another in the great list of crimes committed by their tyrannical jester-king, who brings ruin to any touched by his foolishness…

no, I am none of these things, for truly, I am like you!

like you, I was there, I was there before the great erotica purge that brought sorrow to all our genitalia, I was there during the heated discourse years of Steven Universe, I was there as our artists weaved the impossible tapestry that was Goncharov, I was there, I have witnessed.

yet I must confess, unlike you, I have committed a great sin. for through all these things, through all these years, I have done.. nothing.

I am no bot, nor am I an escapee of the lost platforms, but I am something far worse: a lurker.

but sir, if you have it in you to believe that one could change, that one could awaken one day and decide to refuse to continue living the way they had been for too many years, then I beg you, sir, let me into this digital space, let me prove myself to be a worthy potential mutual… and perhaps one day, if I’m fortunate, maybe even a friend.

*likes your selfie*

*gets blocked anyway*

#first post #trying to win the award for least possibly ai generated content #if I follow you I find you cute!#or maybe your text posts tickle my funny bones #stay tuned for more (hopefully)#twitter #reddit #me #is it foolish of me to try and get my first post traction?#writing #prose

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beatriceportinari · 8 months ago

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Glaucus Atlanticus or sea swallow, origami, one square sheet of paper

#mine #origami #sea slug #original model is by Andrey Ermakov you can find the CP in the 2013 origami Olympiad booklet :)#this is more 'inspired by' than strictly following bc i used my darling kozo mulberry paper who is much to floppy for such crisp corrugatio #but look how cute.....#white and dark blue is still a favorite combo of mine #and how delightful to have an animal that comes with glitter

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prismaticsaltedink · 30 days ago

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Scoria and Sakura are best friends! It's so cute when I see the things they do together, and it makes me so beyond happy that they both came to live with me so that they could share their lives with each other. They absolutely insist on it, and does so much good for the other.

I can't imagine how else they could have found happiness if things hadn't worked out exactly as they did. Scoria has basically been Sakura's "emotional support snake" while she worked through things from her past I'll never fully know that caused her a lot of issues with panic and fear. Sakura knows this too, and looks out for her sister, the only one she truly trusts and feels completely safe with.

The moment they wake up they both want each other to snuggle and play with. Scoria loves to be affectionate with both me and her sister who seems to have not had this earlier in her life- but Scoria is showing her how nice it is not only directly but demonstrating with me and Sakura also trying, copying what she has seen her sister do.

Sometimes when one goes to check on the other they'll join in on... I'm not even sure what they were doing. But they had a good time while taking a mandated union break from digging tunnels for the isopods.

So happy I get to share in the adventures of these two best friends! It makes me so happy to see them living their best lives together, and being beyond content snuggled together with their found family.

#cute #pets #snakes #friends #animals #I think Sakura tried copying Scoria and didn't quite get the full memo #So she went down the front bark and Scoria went down the back which leads into diggy dirt #And Sakura was like #“I followed friend into bark but where is friend???”#Meanwhile Scoria was probably oblivious her little sister was trying to find her & she may was well have her front half going into a portal #Eventually they found each other fully #And were very clear they prefer their home far more than this enclosure they helped build tunnels for #I'm glad to know they like their home #While I do want to make it more aesthetically pleasing #the current focus was filling it with things they enjoy #Specifically things they have a lot of fun playing with or on #I want their home to be the place they feel safe but also enjoy being in #not a prison #a bedroom #I think they like their enclosure but they sometimes don't want to go in it because they also really enjoy spending time with me #Scoria really does #but also communicates effectively when she is sleepy from playing and needs to rest #as much as they love each other when they go to sleep for the night they sleep alone #even with the option to stay near each other #I think this is nature rather than something I taught them by separating them into their own enclosures after play time #which makes me wonder if humans classified them as solitary just because they don't want room mates #like plenty of people i know choose to live alone but that doesn't mean they are introverts/solitary #I wonder if wild hoggies sleep alone (not counting brumation) and their social lives outside their den was completely ignored #Like I bet they live in a neighborhood or kingdom or whatever you want to call it #The fact they can communicate“I'm friendly let's be nice to each other”indicates a species that regularly comes into contact with each other

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nemesisfall · 4 months ago

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obligatory pokemon au time!!

#milgram project #haruka sakurai #yuno kashiki #fuuta kajiyama #muu kusunoki #shidou kirisaki #mahiru shiina #kazui mukuhara #amane momose #mikoto kayano #kotoko yuzuriha #woah what the fuck u can do 30 images at once now #i didn't draw es with their singular eevee bc i thought the limit was 10 still whoops #anyways--#haru has a singular tiny budew that follows him around and loves him. he is afraid of it #yuno has a furfrou bc she loves big dogs. and liepard bc she's cat coded #i like to think fuuta makes really amateur lowpoly 3d renders so i think itd be fun if he had boys to make art w him #muu got herself a BIG HERACROSS when she was tiny and her mom was like. cringes. don't you want a girl pokemon for girls??#and baby muu was like SHE'S PINK!!!!! and would not let go of her buggy #a sableye approached her and tried to eat her earrings. the vivillon is from her dad #my friend pointed out shidou would be the exact age for playing gen I hence the squirtle #blissey bc nurse joy. his blissey used to carry around the gloom in her lil pouch when she was just an oddish #the eldegoss is his wife's!! but she tends to tumble about in the breeze and find shidou a lot #i actually started these drawings bc mahiru going OVERHEATTT in her t1 song made me think incineroar #she treats him like a big kitten!! and her phantump is her tiny baby #OK I CAN'T FIND W HO BUT SOMEONE DREW KAZUI WITH A SHINY APPLIN AND IT'S THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING TO EXIST #he's got a lil bisharp that wants to be a kingambit but hasn't been able to evolve #and kazui is like. ah. action figure bug. for boys. cant live up to his manly potential. i relate deeply with this man #amane got an espurr bc she deserves a cute kitty. castform reminds me of her cult's cloud symbol thing #mikoto=morpeko connection has been made a billion times but it's true. he finds it eating his redbull cans at the office

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beneathsilverstars · 3 months ago

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one of my irl besties i follow on twitter and i do NOT get her posting style. irl our senses of humor play so well together that we have been complimented by strangers at the store on how funny our idle conversations are, but i look at her posts and feel nothing but confusion. i can't figure out what it means OR what's funny about it. i don't know if i'm misreading the tone, or if her online circles just have a totally different posting style than mine, or what, but her posts are incomprehensible to me!

anyway i think this is what following loop on socmed would be like.

#loop is already sarcastic and dramatic #they would do numbers #and start finding weird subcultures #and rapidly develop a distinctive posting style as they settle into an obscure niche #and mirabelle checks back two weeks later like hey did you end up making a tumblr? i have a post to show you #'oh yes i already follow you! i'm [username]! 😊'#'oh i missed you! ok i'll go follow back and send you the post!'#mirabelle that evening scrolling through loop's tumblr: h. how did you post this much in two weeks. how did you FIND these kinds of posts #did i get the url right. yeah this is def the url loop said and they do follow me so.#how is this LOOP #i don't understand what they're sayinggg- oh! this art is cute! [rb] OK OTHER THSN THAT I DONT GET ANY OF THIIISS #isat #loop #mirabelle & loop #thoughts about loop #café chick #<- my default for modern au thoughts #thoughts

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baby-xemnas · 1 year ago

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"Bepo-tachi"

#:)#YOU KNOW #POSTING FOR NO REASON. not related to the luzo i just reblogged at all.#its a captain-first mate thing #...you wouldnt understand #one piece #lawbepo #cute that he says it after he finds that hed been hit with sea stone arrow or whatever it was #''thats all fine ill walk it off oh god my silly wife and the other two''#(bepo is not silly about following orders tho! hid with penshachi like a good boy...)

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rainofthetwilight · 6 months ago

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hot take I guess, but tbh I Don't Really Care abt bruise...I can 100% see why people ship it and it's cute ngl but I just don't care abt it, it never really grabbed me tbh

#levi's ted talks #ninjago #I never rlly cared abt it even in my early days and honestly? I feel this way abt most ships #I just don't care abt them #even if I do rb or post abt them whether if it's sometimes or alot of times trust me I am Not As Invested as you think I am #I just find them cute and want to draw/post/rb abt them that's all to it ngl #lostshipping was an exception however bc of the found family themes it was built on #and if you followed me long enough you know I'm a sucker for found family stuff #so the whole finders family had my heart #that's why I shipped lost so fast #but if I had to be honest? the DR ships in general are hella cute #but I found myself very attached to lost #plus I'm aro (and probably ace) too sooo there's that aswell lmao #I find myself more focused on character dynamics and all that #that's why I love sora and arin so much #kinda nervous abt posting this knowing how popular bruise is lmaoo

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banditblvd · 4 months ago

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notebookcast.com was an experience and a half

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blabberoo · 7 months ago

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Thinking about how drifter and bobby would somewhat worship eachother. It feels like they are each other's version they want to be (idk how to put it i suck at english). Immortality and mortality, both who were cursed in somekind of plague.

Everytime i draw them all touchy, cuddly, with each other. Being so, so close. That thought comes to mind.

#blab #as you can see.. i am extremely normal about this ship...#i love how funny they are. i love how cute they are. i live how silly they are. i love how stupid they are. i live how angsty they are. i lo #im ok #also i hope this thought is still up withtheir in game personalities because i only have a vague idea of both their lores ;v;#i know more of hld than dc because ive just recently picked up the game and wanting to finish it before i know of the lore #but ive been following their animated trailers for years now and i just live bobby a lot #i love this silly one eyed guy so much its not normal #justa a small ramble. i still have a lot of driftcells art i kept lol. ill see if i can find someyhing interesting to share some other time #i need more people to draw this ship

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cozylittleartblog · 2 years ago

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things little high school me would have lost her mind about: me making a wheatley pin. available on my etsy!!

#portal #portal 2 #wheatley #do i still have portal followers. if i do y'all deserve a fuckin award whjbdfghbj #i had to rush the backing card design but its supposed to be gels :)#enamel pins #small business #etsy #etsy shop #i was always sad that the only official portal enamel pin pack was some con exclusive #and they were marketed as Collectible Pins so they were expensive #there's been a couple fan made ones but not a lot! hopefully not from lack of market interest whjbdfbghj #i make what i want and can't find and what i want is a cute wheatley. i forgot my signature sparkles though #but that's fine i guess #im posting this at a weird time but i forgot to schedule it for noon so i'm just throwing it out whenever #i always use the profits from one pin to buy restocks and another pin so if you buy a wheatley #you are paying me to make a companion cube in the future ✌ so buy him please whbjfhjf

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katierosefun · 11 months ago

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actually as much as i love mike and harvey together. i feel so sad for rachel zane because imagine falling in love with your coworker and then you learn that your coworker is a fake lawyer but not only that, your coworker is a fake lawyer who would literally do anything for his boss. he'll literally leave you at the altar to go to prison for his boss. he'll try to quit his job multiple times but keep coming back because his boss asked him to come back. he'll move to seattle with you, and you'll breathe a sigh of relief because it means that it can finally just be the two of you, but then you learn that he's inviting his stupid former boss to join them. and his stupid former boss agrees. you smile because your husband is so stupid happy at the idea of working with his former boss again, but you've seen this film one too many times before, and you are going to be subject to watching your husband choose his stupid former boss-slash-friend over you again and again and again and again and again and ag

#caroline talks #suits #LIKE? ? ??? rachel zane babes i love u but i hope you've divorced mike ross by now <333 #like i'm so sorry girlie!!! your husband loves u i'm sure but also he's been playing stupid chicken with this guy he's been in love with #for YEARS NOW!!!!#it's also like. uh. you KNOW that harvey wouldn't do anything with mike while mike's married to rachel because of ALL THAT BAGGAGE HE HAS--#and i don't think mike would ever do anything to harvey because HE knows how much baggage harvey has #like. in my head. yeah they're all living together in seattle and rachel's just like ':/// i need to divorce this man bc we could move to #literally antarctica and mike would still find a way to drag harvey along.#and the crazy thing is that harvey would probably FOLLOW HIM.'#like. the way i'm not even exaggerating what happens in the show too?? ? ?#like we have literal scenes of rachel crying and begging mike to just LET HARVEY GO #and to just CHOOSE HER #and mike is always just like '!!! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO GIVE UP ON HARVEY'#and it's like. ilysm mike u crazy silly man <333 but also like. i think it's fairly reasonable of the woman you're marrying #to ask you to choose her over your boss slash buddy. y'know?#like. it's not even like rachel and mike are a cute simple girlfriend-boyfriend.#they are literally ENGAGED and they are literally supposed to START A LIFE TOGETHER--#and mike is still going ':((( i can't leave harvey behind' like actually rachel babe i am SO SORRY

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front-facing-pokemon · 2 years ago

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#combusken #ough they're angry! they're angry that they stopped being cute and someone out there just put them in the box bc they're not cute anymore #reference to the tags of the previous post. I STILL DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TRUE and i'm not gonna google it tbqh #lots of folks talked at me in the comments of the kingdra post telling me abt its competitive stats and it was interesting i guess #although i couldn't talk back and start a conversation bc tumblr won't let me write comments from sideblogs and i refuse to #y'know. break the mystery. if you want to find my main blog you gotta do it authentically. folks also thought that i was the one who blazed #the dunsparce post but i did not. that was a random follower of the blog who blazed that post. and like shoutouts i guess but damn #if y'all wanna put *money* into this blog… then y'know… there's a whole pokémon behind this blog… maybe you could… put money into her #I'M KIDDING i'm kidding #unless..? either way none of this is about fucking combusken so HERE'S COMBUSKEN LOOK AT THEM

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stick-by-me · 1 year ago

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Fancy frogs :D

New follower sticker for: @bbysnowgoat!

#stickers #sticker collection #New follower sticker!#I hope this one is more your style!!#Frogs :]#They're charming lads #Sorry for the delay it's been a Month this week #Hope u enjoy!! If not u can dm me and I'll find you something o7 #Pinky promise #animals #cute #bunny's favorites #Stickermagic brand #Frogs #Guessing on the brand but I'm pretty sure

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cheapgirlyfinds · 5 months ago

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Embroidered Floral Tops (store) 💐

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thegreatyin · 6 months ago

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completely normal roommates bonding over completely normal things like *flips through notes* murdering each other and having complicated opinions on giant alien bats

#continuing my brainrot over this weird bat i made up: the saga #yin art #fallen london #they're fallen london ocs. it technically counts. even if one is imported from another school #everytime i draw the scoundrel they get a little bit more creature and that is so wonderful #also their coattails became curly. i dont know how or when this happened. they've just sorta got a little train #like a loser #if the anatomy looks weird that is because i am also a loser and fail and lame.#anyway. the scientist! he made a cameo! he's just chillin! my lovely guy who exists to be tormented forever and ever #no he doesn't wash that coat. no he probably doesn't wash. stinky guy. he'd probably eat the soap if he tried #he is going through the horrors every second of every day and still he finds time to lace up his boots and serve like that #what an icon #also the scoundrel doesn't actually probably wear their robe like that. i mean they would but it's not like a design update thing #they just have it for this doodle bc it's a cute nod to their batsona #ive run out of things to talk about. guys. they exist. gestures at them. you can imagine the rest.#oh and there's a spade. of course.#because if you know you know 🏠#my condolences to everyone else in the FL tag who's normal and sane. makes you look at my cartoon ass ocs #no apologies to my followers however this is the price you pay for letting me exist unfiltered on your dashboard #scoundrelventures

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angy-grrr · 4 months ago

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Who is out there giving bkdk shippers a bad name by attacking Ochako and claiming she is a bitch?

As far as I know most active bkdk shippers love her and want to see her be successful

#grrr talking #however I saw “izu//ochas” who now hate her for not marrying deku and claim she was stolen by bkg #and I say “izu//ochas” bc they never cared about their ship they just liked how it was straight #and because they found her “hot n cute enough” to “deserve” the MC #so now that shes not dating him and the MC isnt a goated alpha male she must be a cheap bitch #they never cared about her happiness which is why they are so surprised she didnt marry him #thats not what she wanted!! she wanted to make people happy! she wanted to reach out to Himiko!#she wants to find herself!! she doesnt want to blindly follow deku!!#nor she wants her emotions to define her!! shes a hero!!!#deku told you shes his hero!! and yet you saw it as a love confession when its the last thing she needed!#she s a hero not a heroine!!! her VA was always so right and I love her for it!!

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