#idk why i find this so funny

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Just leaving this here

[mamaspidershit]

Peter, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Natasha, not looking up from her book: Really? Maria, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[miserable-individual]

I just called myself a baguette. To my friends. Over text.

ISTG PEOPLE DONT HAVE MY BROKEN HUMOUR AND ITS KILLING ME

[a-weepin-willow]

I like that after act 3 when we find out about Siffrin’s eye the game uses every opportunity it can to point it out, like it’s roasting him about it:

You close you ONE eye

You close you SINGLE EYE

I could use another pair of eyes or um just the ONE EYE

Like the game never points it out before but after that it goes ”Ha! Look at this stupid idiot closing his SINGLE FUCKING EYE” ”How does it feel to be half-blind Motherfucker?”

[not-a-matopoeia]

Good Luck Babe? He read the lesbian masterdoc

[m1zisua]

[sophsicle]

i just saw a tiktok with a quote from kyd that wasn't credited so in the comments people were like "what fic is this?" and someone was like "crimson rivers" and i'm dying cause. fair. i mean they both have arenas i guess?

[watchitnowulala]

how laguna, kiros and ward felt pulling up to the galbadia hotel after causing the worst traffic jam in deling city's history

[clairedelune-13]

Rose Tyler: *gets trapped in an AU*

The Doctor: Well, this sure sucks, babe. But I can’t risk shattering the walls of reality. Laters 😎

BONUS ROUND: btw, here’s a double that looks like me (but not as cool) he needs a babysitter. Peace. 😎

Clara Oswald: *killed by a bird*

The Doctor: *travels to Gallifrey via Confession Dial, gets the Time Lords to pull her out at the last second and steals a Tardis*

BONUS ROUND: *gets amnesia, she keeps NEW Tardis*

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Me, talking to myself while reading a michie fic: Again, Max, you're into people with hyperfixations!

Me: "forbidden fruit?" You're into people who are distracted!

[lucadrawss]

I think I found my new favourite shot of Yuma

[tenjikusprincess]

getting dangerously close

[minweber]

I've only just now realized that in character creator, when you click on an origin character, and then back to custom, you get a character of the same gender, race and class as origin one - because, well, it keeps all their settings and only switches the origin. And with most everyone it is not immediately apparent, because their designs are so different from anything you can get in character creator yourself. But for Wyll, who is the only one to have the same starting clothes as his class and whose starting design is deliberately chosen to be somewhat plain-looking, you get

well yes, hello, my name is Bill Crowwarden, the famed Sword of Borders

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

New Names for Throw Away Side Characters Just Dropped:

Allenzander Alexandrew Petrick Pater Ronathan Johnald Micholas Nichael Branjamin Bendon Bobert Billiam

Aliceandra Elizabethany Samanda Amantha Kaitryn Julica Jessabella Kasan  Susren Ashirley Emileigh

[viovayo]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links rn

[any-apples]

"there's quinn hughes, the american."