#Completely unprompted

[wasyago]

Don't come looking for me when its my turn

Don't come looking for me at the bottom

[doomedtokill]

midway though sex barty will just start telling evan his most random thoughts

[rebelrevolutionary]

Sebastian sounds like shrek

dear anon i am giving u an ibuprofen and tucking u into bed. like a grandparent w dementia whom i found wandering the empty halls and mumbling incoherencies. sleep well ily

[not-a-matopoeia]

Good Luck Babe? He read the lesbian masterdoc

[lizzie-and-chip-swap-au]

More evidence of Jay being unfairly put in the brain cell slot: remember in City of Steam when she just straight up offered to build a bomb and blow up a casino?

[stressedanime]

apparently it’s call theo out week

[psybuprofen]

yeah i get that you hate sonelise. you were probably relieved when the prince in beauty and the beast turned human at the end, too. Bitch

[omniblades-and-stars]

*ahem* Zaeed Massani's thighs.

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

[daredevils-advocate]

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[metallicat777]

CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THIS ☯️☯️☯️

[dxsole]

😡 DO NOT GET WITHIN BITING RANGE | @id1eyouth

It was only a matter of time really. He was bound to slip up one of these days— honestly, she couldn't tell you what it was about Charles she despised, but it didn't matter at this point. She didn't care for him, so she would take any chance she could to ruin his day.

If anything, she would argue it was his fault. He should have known better, standing so close with the smug expression he always wore. Didi didn't know if it was just his normal face or if he was truly so pompous that he had to look down his big nose at everyone.

Regardless of his intentions, he sat too close. There's nearly no height difference between them now. He was on her level. He has made a fatal mistake.

Teeth clamp down on his ear. And tug.

If he could properly look at her, he'd note the rabid red in her eyes and the fact that she was snarling like she wanted nothing more than to tear it off.

[sneebl]

i agree

[medusa1597]

i went to get a pain au chocolat and the baker asked if i was tired

[mandalorianfleshenjoyer]

Ursa Wren should've yeeted Gar Saxon out the fucking window the moment he appeared on Krownest. Not because it made sense, but because it'd be pretty fucking funny

[luxmoogle]

Sometimes I'm just somewhere doing whatever and just mutter "stupid Riku" to myself

[likehandlingroses]

can’t believe Oscar told his mother that he’d been with John also