#cerizaposting

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what about silver the hedgehog incites the creation of so many extremely specific posts and entire blogs about aspects of his character

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ah shoot i just remembered my quiz

seeing as it's the year of our boy, and i need data, why don't you try this old chestnut

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he's a teenager he's in his mid thirties and he was born 3 seconds ago. he holds unimaginable cosmic power and perpetually has hay fever. he is canonically homeless. he spends most of his time hanging out with his one billion friends half of which he met when they tried to kill him. he's an introvert. he's a fairytale trickster hero he's a god of liberation he's just some guy. i didn't say a name, but he popped into your head, didn't he

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Silver the Hedgehog stims by standing perfectly still, arms straight against his sides, and floating in the air, rotating violently via telekinesis. One time he accidentally hit a bird in flight this way and he's never forgiven himself for it

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silver the hedgehog struggling to eat the tallest burger you've ever seen

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silver the hedgehog accidentally madoka-d himself with too much corrective time baloney and technically has never been nor will ever be born

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it's on this fine sunday that i'd like to bring to the greater public a treasure of sonic fanwork from times past: Metal Destruction by the Blast Processors

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silver the hedgehog is deficient in vitamins you haven't even heard of

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silver the hedgehog has zero social graces and is feeling on all cylinders 24/7 so he's a huge pottymouth. he has gleaned (over time) that one should avoid swearing in front of children but one day he drops an f bomb in front of cream and is nearly killed

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99% OF TIME TRAVEL ADDICTS QUIT RIGHT BEFORE THEY FINALLY CHANGE FATE. KEEP LOOPING

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silver is the kind of guy to go "is anyone going to put lights by ellie goulding on the jukebox for the fifth time" and not wait for an answer

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silver the hedgehog, in the post-apocalyptic original timeline, finds an inexplicably intact club sandwich on top of a pile of rubble. he picks it up and tries to eat it but a passing iblis beast grabs it and flies away

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Robotnik Family Common Traits:

nerds

attached to nonhuman things

autism

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screaming crying shitting mourning over mojunpwo

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what is the Interview with the Vampire fandom's consensus on Queen of the Damned (2002)

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sincerely doubt that shadow has had a single square meal in his life post-ark. that motherfucker is living off of straight coffee beans, crushed-up nacho cheese doritos, chocolate bars in various stages of melting, and anything microwavable. it has no adverse effects on him so you can't stop him