#cerizaposting

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shoutout to black-haired characters known for using guns and dedicating everything they do to a girl whose name starts with M. gotta be one of my favorite genders

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ah shoot i just remembered my quiz

seeing as it's the year of our boy, and i need data, why don't you try this old chestnut

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what about silver the hedgehog incites the creation of so many extremely specific posts and entire blogs about aspects of his character

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i need sonic and shadow to EAT A MEAL together. i need them to have a CRYPTIC CONVERSATION that works in HEAVY SYMBOLISM relating to their VARIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL WEAKNESSES. i need them to HANG OUT ON A ROOF. i need them to SLEEP WITHIN THE SAME 3-5 SQUARE FEET and then ATTEMPT TO KILL EACH OTHER

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actually it's so beautiful that silver and blaze's birthdays are back to back

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he's a teenager he's in his mid thirties and he was born 3 seconds ago. he holds unimaginable cosmic power and perpetually has hay fever. he is canonically homeless. he spends most of his time hanging out with his one billion friends half of which he met when they tried to kill him. he's an introvert. he's a fairytale trickster hero he's a god of liberation he's just some guy. i didn't say a name, but he popped into your head, didn't he

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silver is pure of heart. but watch out

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Silver the Hedgehog stims by standing perfectly still, arms straight against his sides, and floating in the air, rotating violently via telekinesis. One time he accidentally hit a bird in flight this way and he's never forgiven himself for it

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silver the hedgehog struggling to eat the tallest burger you've ever seen

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sonic music headcanons vol. 1

all the avatar themes from sonic forces are by an in-universe idol group—each song in-game is taken from a charity album they released to raise money for the resistance. all the vocalists are mobians but their producer is just tomoya ohtani as he appears irl

the chaotix have so far released one album as a pay-what-you-want download online—the only person to pay for it thus far is vanilla. they got knuckles to do mixing

on that note, knuckles has at least 300 soundcloud followers

sonic has heard all music known to mankind and some unknown. his favorite song is only available on a thumb drive he found in some foliage

maria fucked heavy w/ prog rock and introduced both abe and shadow to a few artists

rouge is secretly the world's greatest jazz drummer. nobody knows because opportunity has not yet called upon her talents

from various books and other documents that survived into the future, silver has a loose idea of what karaoke is. one day he, blaze and a few others head to a karaoke bar, and he picks the only song on the catalog he's heard, which is dreams of an absolution. he, to his own surprise, nails it

infinite has decided that whenever he leaves the extradimensional prison of the phantom ruby, the first thing he'll do is start finishing and releasing the dozens of brostep demos on his computer

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mfw i reblog something related to [Thing] that i know the "[Thing] Mutual" will enjoy and they reblog it from me

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why must sonadow and sonknux fans conflict... why can't we all just hold hands and line dance into the stars together...all fujos are sisters etc etc

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screaming crying shitting mourning over mojunpwo

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i feel like every time i check the silver tag there's a new hyperspecific gimmick blog. this isn't a bad thing. just something i've noticed

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all the tf2 mercs are butch lesbians except the two bisexual ones

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silver the hedgehog accidentally madoka-d himself with too much corrective time baloney and technically has never been nor will ever be born