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My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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@radioroxx

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We as a society do NOT talk enough about Benjamin from Lucids as a character-

His wife isn’t real he cheated on his not-real-dream-wife and then joined a cult based around a guy who appeared in a random commercial in 1997 He changed his name from Benjamin to Jasper because of said cult and probably ate purely bananas for at least a few months He’s simultaneously the smartest 7 year old to ever exist and the most average 25 year old on earth because he fell asleep in math class once and never woke up He has a daughter who haunts the narrative along with his wife he has a weirdly soulmatey relationship with a guy who looks exactly like him and also accidently ruined his life because the guy refused to go to therapy He sucks at telling jokes and laughs way to loud after telling them his life is a dream inside of another guy’s dream that Benjamin dreamed up

He knows the entire transcript to season 6 episode 11 of keeping up with the kardashians

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ISAT gift exchange crew be like-

Jackbox 1/?

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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Them….

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Undertale is daddy issues

Deltarune is mommy issues

Tell me if this makes sense to anyone else

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Personally, I think the best way to burn the Gävle goat would be to infiltrate the security team, play the long game y'know. Join the team and keep the goat safe for 3 or 4 years, maybe even 10 years, make them trust you, maybe marry a fellow security person. Then, when they least expect it, whoosh up goes the goat, your beloved is the first on the scene, you see the devastation in their eyes as they ask 'why? Was it all a con?' And you will sweep your beloved off their feet and dip them in front of the blazing goat as the head crumbles into itself sending up a column of dramatic flames. And you will declare your love for two things: arson, and them. And then you sloppy kiss and run away from the law together.

Eighteen years later, a young person who looks suspiciously like the both of you joins the security team...

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99% of skin pickers quit before reaching the perfectly smooth and exfoliated layer underneath. keep. picking.

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More of this au (now named Guard Rogue Au!!). On most typical runs, Siffrin flees after being defeated in the Death Corridor and immediately takes a break to panic.

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dess deltarune and petronille isat are the same girl if you think about it

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harvey by alex g is asriel and kris btw. if u even care

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Part 2 to this

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i know nothing about miraculous ladybug but i think transfeminity would save the cat one