#idk this came to me in a dream

[caldula]

am i late to the trend

[sobbingstars]

marily + Jegulus angst

when you (Lily) wake up next to him (James) in the middle of the night, with your head in your hands you’re nothing more than his wife, and when you think about me (Mary) all of those years ago, you’re standing face to face with, I told you so.

or alternatively

when you (James) wake up next to him (Lily) in the middle of the night, with your head in your hands, you’re nothing more than his wife, and when you think about me (Regulus) all of those years ago, you’re standing face to face with, I told you so.

[headfirstforheelys]

fish want me. women phish me. please beware of beautiful women, for they have taken all my money.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

crying laughing at the pre-canon headcanon that patricia honestly thought fabian was gay bc he didn’t seem into joy and simply was also the way he is, so she kept trying to gently break the news to joy

[bonkobarnes]

Cam wonders if people thinks she’s stupid. That she doesn’t know. She can hear the whispers and the half suppressed laughs. She knows the rumors. Cam is more than aware of her reputation around the precinct. Scott doesn’t perpetuate the rumors but Cam hears him laugh with the rest of them. When they call her dyke or queer or fag and she pretends like she doesn’t hear it. Then she gets home and pretends like it didn’t hurt.

Cam wonders if the same thing happens to Rebecca. Idly considers what Rebecca’s reputation is. If she gets called names. If she ever feels the red hot burn of hate spewed at the back of her neck.

Cam wonders naively if it’s the same everywhere. If she will experience the same vitriol in Vancouver, or Seattle, or New York.

She considers asking Rebecca about both and ultimately decides against it. Cam won’t admit it out loud but she’s afraid of the answer. There’s not an answer that will placate Cam’s feelings. Because either hate will follow her everywhere she goes, or there is a safe space on this big green earth and she is doomed to never reach it.

So she tries her best to keep up appearances. Once a year will go on a date with a man. Just some sad fuck who doesn’t know any better. But she looks in the mirror and knows what she sees, knows she can’t fool anyone. So maybe they think she is stupid but she’s certainly not proving them wrong

[ellie-mars]

[archangelsammy]

Come on, Sam. You have to admit, you can feel it, right? The exhilaration. And you know why that is? Because we are two halves made whole.

[valariemoon]

This is how I see Rosalina, Peach and Daisy btw.

[ruuinxs]

random question for the road…

[bobvelsebishot]

Sitcom character 1: "Umm, guys? You might wanna see this."

The camera pans to a dude just standing there. He explodes without warning.

Sitcom character 2: "How did you know that was gonna happen?"

Sitcom character 1 shrugs and turns to the camera, grinning while holding a remote control. A laugh track plays.

[orphetoon]

resident ghost hugger meets ghost boy

[venomgaia]

gal who calls you girliepop and collects bugs

[0scinine]

I present the Mighty Nein in cropped sleeveless tank tops because I had nothing better to do with my time

[coffbeanie]

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir Season 5 Episode 24 “Representation”

[garlicboyart]

man fuck that maxwell guy. all of adventure mode just for this bull

+ havijg fun with charlie!!! but watch out.

[teethkid67]

lunch break :P

bp!tubbo and tommy sharing some rations in pogtopia for @sixteenth-day-event prompt "kindness" :3 i think about bptubbo risking his stupid skin to feed his loser bestie&co often