#idk my guy

[justablah56]

hey . you wanna see smthin cool .

boom . lesbians .

anyways I simply think Carol and Mercedes should get to kiss and hold hands a little . maybe even cuddle . as gal pals of course .

[nemesismess]

ITS A MUSIC MEME THING BABEYY

Tagged by the wonderful @yourwiferuby

Not tagging anyone cuz im shy but you can pretend I tagged you lol

So ive been told to shuffle my On Repeat list on Spotify

Vote for your favourite!!

Can you tell I'm going thru it rn? Heres Sunni to incentivize you to vote

[xiaoluclair]

xiaaao can i have 14 + chalex for the intimacy prompts 🫶🏻🫶🏻

hi lovely 💛🌷💫❤️❕ i drew on inspo from the current chalex wip for this one hehe

14. smth smth their pet liking them // chalex // [ rating: T ]

Stan, with his flubby rolls of fur, is dozing off the bottom step like a particularly adorable caterpillar. Charles has dropped to his ass in the middle of a stride to pet a caterpillar.

Alex, apparently blue–balled by a caterpillar, says, “Guess we might as well invite him up.”

At that, Charles perks up. “Really?”

“Exhibitionism?” Alex tilts his head. “I didn’t know you were into that.”

A cloud passes over Charles’s eyes. Metaphorical, obviously, because they stay on Alex under the furrow of their bushy eyebrows and Alex can see them so clearly. Squinting and green, the little ring of orange swallowed into the middle like light to a black hole. When Charles gets it, Alex is settled on the step above, Stan rumbling like a large bulldozer under his hand.

“Alex.” Scandalised. “That is not what I— oh my god, you need to clean your brain with soap.”

Alex laughs, has the drywall thump the back of his head. Can ignore it, rub a hand over the sharp throb while Charles didn’t notice. Is too busy covering his face until Stan wiggles the pink pad of a paw into his thigh.

Alex pokes the patch on his skull. “He likes you.” Winces. Thanks the Heavens for Stan and his captivating potato nature.

Charles gives a small sniff. Is smiling as both hands disappear into the fur forest. “I like him.”

Obviously, thinks Alex. “Really?” says Alex.

Charles nods, matter of fact. “I like cats.”

“You didn’t used to.” He remembers. Back in F2, the gaggle of them in Monza. Charles vaulting up between the tyre blankets, proverbial tail tripping around his not–so–proverbial legs. His hand gripped Alex’s laughing shoulder, a few seconds. Tight and harsh and.

He remembers.

Charles levels him. Those silly black holes. He says, “I have always liked cats.”

And the staircase is too— small. No. Alex is too small, folded and fitted between the carpet, knees dug into his chest. Body like a boat in an algae ocean until it comes back to itself, cramped into too many close corners. No, you haven’t.

“Come on,” says Charles brightly, and he gets to his feet and stretches. This way and that, then fingers to his feet. Feline, thinks Alex. Like he is taunting Stan’s spine. See what you could have. Like he is taunting Alex.

The only difference is. When Charles hops over Stan’s sleepy mound and starts up the stairs. Glances back over his shoulder, waiting for Alex to realign himself before following him. Hand circles the back of his neck before the door has even shut, and he lets Alex pull it down, away from the light swelling of his skin. Legs grip the meat above Alex’s hip bone, tight and harsh and. The only difference is, Alex can have it.

For now, Alex does.

[he-slash-him]

trans stu hc. he wears a binder. (you can see it in the party scene) /delusion billy offered top surgery but stu is too 'cowardly' to be around blades

isn't this a mass murderer???

[bad-ads]

me when my governor asked me to do a public speaking class 3 days before launch, gave me no instruction on it and then gave this as the course description 😭😭

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[keymintt]

more public art! these fellas were printed on vinyl for the sides of a traffic cabinet

[a-little-bit-of-ravioli]

so how about that theory that Odysseus' red eyes in Six Hundred Strike mean Ares is helping him out on behalf of Athena, huh?

[b1p-b00p-b0p]

Post-divorce fiddlestan with special guest Tate Mcgucket

[saewokhrisz]

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[justablah56]

omg hello beautiful butch woman glad you finally made it out of the flash back

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[italianwhore1]

Pensate che la madre dei Gracchi ha detto "i miei gioielli più preziosi sono i miei figli"

E i suddetti figli si sono guardati cercando di non ridere perchè era comunque una mamma romana e gli tirava la ciavatta per punizione?

[absentlyhere]

Dream tiger goob

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad