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i like ghostflower (hell I draw fanarts for them) but Iāve decided I like the version of them in my head more and will just stay away from the fandom in general cuz Iāve seen some discussion and they just make me go āwhat on earth are yāall onā šššš
#āmiles will immediately forgive gwen when he sees sheās gathered a whole team to save him WHAT#heāll save himself first then befriend Miles G. and Miles G. will start hissing like the cats when that team comes and Miles looks upset#like I firmly believe miles will only talk to Hobie and Margo after all that cuz they r the two that stand by his side thru whole that#like that take is so insane when Hobie is the reason Miles can run away in the first place and Margo risks everything to allow Miles leaving#AND HE KNOWS#u donāt even need a scale to see who Miles will associate with safety and protection more after atsv#also āmiles keep getting up after heās beaten down cuz that what Gwen told him to do in itsv is ALSO insane cuz WHAT#the thing she said when she and others were berating and crowding Miles for not knowing how to be Spider-Man just FEW DAYS after heās bitten#??????#THAT THING????#not his momās words or his uncleās or idk THATāS HOW HE IS???#*walk in the tag* *walk out immediately*#u donāt have to make them the only person in each otherās life to prop the ship up especially in this case cuz it makes no sense š#actually the first point srl piss me off cuz that team was only possible in the first place cuz of Hobie and Margo and Miles laying#the groundwork by just being a sweetheart he is#charming and inspiring ppl so ofc these kids will rally behind him and team up to save him#ykno LIKE IN THE COMIC TOO???#ppl just have to take the only thing I donāt like in the movie (miles suddenly obsessed over Gwen when they didnāt even interact that much#in itsv) and magnify it x100 in fandom#if she aināt a gremlin girl that is trying her best to regain Milesā trust but itās a slow process and Miles needs space and time first then#I donāt want it
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On Wednesday before I gave my presentation I confessed to a new employee that I was worried it would be too long and she brightly told me her life hack was to just let AI rewrite things for her. She said I should put in all my talking points and ask ChatGPT to give me a five minute exactly presentation. I was like....how is the most polite possible way (since this is a new colleague I shouldn't get off on the wrong foot with) that I can express that I will Not be taking this advice. Ever. I told her that I didn't think we were allowed to use ChatGPT at this job (we most certainly are not, it is a nightmare for any type of protected information) and also that I prefer to write all of my own work. Despite my best efforts the last part of that was still passive aggressive, lol.
Something about being a writer makes it so that it's almost offensive to me for someone to suggest I use AI to do my work instead? Like, the day I reach the point where I let AI write something for me is the day y'all need to be checking me for brain damage because clearly I'm losing it
#i also told her i was capable of making a 5 minute presentation but that i had too much information to cover to explain the project in 5 min#and she was like oh that makes sense!!#but like im sorry šam i the insane one or like....#idk to me suggesting I use AI isn't a helpful suggestion it reads as someone telling me i don't know how to do my job#does that make sense?#i don't consider it a lifehack or working smarter instead of harder. it seems like you're suggesting i am incapable of writing well myself#i know a lot of people right now thing AI is the best thing ever#to me it's a blatant omission that you can't do your own work or think for yourself#this is also even crazier of a suggestion to me because that morning i had TWO managers on call debating wording of a sentence#like we were reveiwing this presentation tightly so that we said exactly what we wanted to and met the standards of our administration#chatgpt is not going to understand the nuances of what we can/cannot say or official/approved wording lol#i think we use ai tools in the sense of like...photoshop generative fill or ai stuff in scientific research/arcgis#but i'm like 99% sure we were banned from using chatgpt over privacy concerns of putting controlled information into it#anyway. idk. i know not everyone writes as well as i do.#but i'd rather read bad writing that came from a person than something that was generated for you tbh#and i will help review my colleagues' writing any day
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eating this moment for breakfast lunch and dinner btw
#bsd reread#small(?) rant incoming that i'm hiding in the tags out of fear#this page is why i can never understand the 'd.azai doesn't actually care about saving s.igma he's just lying to use him' interpretation#bc if that's the case these panels make literally no sense š it would be in his best interest to not act withdrawn here#+ on that topic idk why it's impossible for him to want to save s.igma and make use of his ability simultaneously#especially since this is the same guy who saved a.tsushi in order to form the new s.kk. and nobody sees that as malicious at all#i think ppl just hate s.igma and twist themselves into pretzels trying to villainize the way d.azai treats him#even if it's the same way that they previously excused or justified him treating other characters. sigh#anyway it's a shame that discourse swamped this arc i rlly love it. it tells so much abt d.azai in a way not well seen outside the novels#i always read this part as one of his 'i can't accept that i'm a person capable of doing good' moments#he's just a little creature.... shutting down when confronted with his own kindness......
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iām sure if youāve been following me for a while youāll know about my word jumbles and they are the bane of my existence too trust.
#this is not a not native language problem i do this in every other language too lol#like. i think when i forget a or a few words itās because my brain just goes faster than my typing speed#if that makes sense? best i can describe it#but the jumbles? idk man#iām sorry in any case š
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I want to stream on twitch more. been a month since I streamed. I tried to come back and wanted to be more consistent. but been failing. been super exhausted and burnt out from life in general. i'm always told streaming with no mic is bad and people hate it when a streamer isn't speaking. this is probably why I domt get many viewers/followers. I don't talk as much as others. talking is hard. there's nothing to talk about easily. even saying repetitive words (mostly saying "ow/oops/oh no/what the heck/why/what do/where go" etc) exhausts me. I tried a stream where I read everything in the game and it got so exhausting so fast I had to stop and started skipping all the dialogue instead.
so keep thinking about a sort of AAC app or simple text to speech to use for streaming so viewers get words from me, but I don't have to exhaust myself through speech. but I don't know how that would work? can't type into an app while in the middle of intense video gaming. don't know what phrases to save if saved any because game and chat are not predictable. people probably won't like quiet while playing then random breaks in between gameplay to wait for me to type to give them a text to speech. i'm slow at typing too. and slow at reading chat. so interaction would be hard and a lot of work. it would also interfere with my ability to enjoy game
people might say "just do what you want/don't care what people think" but I want viewers that chat with me on twitch because interactions make streaming more fun and want make friends to play games with if they chat enough so I get to know them like other streamers do. streaming game is easier with others. they do the talking so less for me therefore less tiring. and want also be able to get trusted regular viewers so can have mods. if I scare people away because they get bored with no speech, then I lose that. but can't get it with no stream. been streaming off and on since 2016? go on many long breaks because talking too hard and can't always force self to narrate what I do in game and say repetitive words to pretend i'm talking to chat. can't always force self to stream when needing to speak.
wish speaking was easy and can do hour long talking intro before game like streamers I watch, then always have things to talk about during stream. how they always have stuff to talk about and always able to speak nonstop for many hours???? ahhhh confusing. what dooooo.
#lee rambles#autistic#autism#actually autistic#semiverbal#(still dont know if im considered semiverbal because someone replied once and said im not so dont use that for myself#but verbal people dont struggle with speaking as much as i do so i have some kind of speaking impairment??? idk š)#best i did was gta 5 roleplay. was character talking. not me. also verh autistic character with ābroken/improperā speech#so was easier. didnt need to make sense and could communicate with silly noises. didnt talk to chat much but people still watched#got affiliate from those streams. miss them. miss the rp and easier socializing with character that had acceptable reason for it#but then became unacceptable so had to quit#was suddenly told something like āno one wants dumb character that acts weird and cant talk to people normalā#so basically no one wants autistic character!!!!! but that's only way felt comfy to do rp and communicate!#wish āweirdā autistic speech was acceptable so can just do it irl and not be bullied and punished :((
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since someone asked abt tdkr do you have any opinions on tdkrbk (todokiribaku)? š
ALSO GOOD!!!! and literally for the same reasons as the other post LOL! the rescue arc would have been a great time for them to get a lot closer, and the team up mission chapter between them was fantastic!!
just spoke bout todokiri and we already know i love kiribaku, which I could talk forever about! but as for the todobaku aspect of it, i think they are a very interesting pair, especially with their growth together thru the remedial classes and agency arcs!!! bakugou understands todorokiās familial issues already and the two have gotten pretty close in the series. like as much as they bother each other (mostly in bkgs case LOL) they care enough to have each others backs at all times. plus todoroki really values bakugou as a friend and knows how to put up with and have fun with him. a lot of their moments together have been SO FUNNY. they can be goofy and serious together. itās great!! with kirishima in that dynamic, itād be hilarious to have him and todoroki pester bakugou. and i feel like kirishima would be a great emotional support for the both of them, while they can uplift him too, in their own ways.
so really, meshing these three ships together is just a brilliant idea
#throw midoriya into the mix for the ot4 and itās probably the best thing ever too HAHAHA#or kaminari for that fact. idk i just love a lot of ships! thereās good potential for so many different pairings#most ships are good even if i see them more as friendships. i just understand the Reasoning and think they can be very good!!#i mostly only see my otps in a romantical sense but thereās so many pairings that i have to appreciate them too! and i get why ppl like the#aside from the pro ships do NOT lump me in with that crowd. makes me so uncomfortable#sorry just had to disclaimer šš#anon ask#ask box
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i mean i go out to collective dinners and brunch and stuff with the elderly folk from synagogue (which is to say the temple regulars) pretty often and i think i make a decent impression there it's just that I don't know how to act when im being invited to someone's house and there's only two other people. i mean i know this is how adults make friends with each other, they go to polite dinners together, i just haven't done it before and i don't know what the rules are.
#not that knowing the rules even helps#im not the type that can really like. script#the only reason i can even talk to older people at all is just bc ive had a lifetime of practice from being Jewish#and like old Christian people don't even like me i think old Jewish people just don't care as much about politeness#if that makes sense. we r generally loud and direct sorts. and it helps that they tend to share an interest with me.#idk i guess it would help to know like. how long it would be? table manners?#like if they offer coffee do i say yes or is that overstaying my welcome?#and also im hopelessly picky and i don't wanna be an ass about the food potentially#like i grew up around one of the best ashkie chefs (the mora at the old chabad) ever#and i still can't make myself eat kugel. its the texture. ya know#i just wish i could take my mom š
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Me when they are the sisters ever: ššš They came out soooo freaking well. I wonāt lie, they took me a thousand years to finish but through the constant support from all of my buds (and my latent bisexuality), we made it š¤
Hopefully you guys know the deal by now: design choices, easter eggs, and (NEW!) closeup shots below the read more. ā¬ļø
I wanted Ace to have a very down-to-earth vibe and looked at Aussie beach-girls, coastal cowgirls, and vaqueras for reference. (IDK, Iāve just always envisioned Ace as part-Australianšŗ and Mexican š“āā ļø) Her clothing choices are mostly natural or utilitarian materials like the painted wooden beads on her top, her woven fabric and leather belts, and her denim jumpsuit. I gave her bikini top a zen-garden kind of feel because I read the first Aceās Story Novel and I loved how idyllic and peaceful they made Sixis Island sound so I wanted to invoke that in some way.
Speaking of her painted wooden beads, they hang off the back of her top and represent her connection to Sabo and Luffy. They watch her back once she sets sail. She only wears one red glass bead earring because the other one got ripped out of her ear when a child, leaving her earlobe torn (donāt think about it too much š¢). Also, YES! she does wear a hibiscus flower just like Rouge (because I hate you and I want to make you cry, muhwahahahaha).
Also, I really wanted her to have super textured curly hair that licks behind her like flames. I am always considering whether or not a character should have long hair or not because I donāt want it to be a hindrance if theyāre in a fight (or if they ARE a fighter with long hair, how to they avoid an enemy making use of that?). Ace is, of course, a Logia-type Devil Fruit User so I think she wouldnāt have trouble with people grabbing it LOL I get the feeling that she doesnāt take very good care of it even though it looks amazing. Like youād think it would be soft and bouncy just by looking at it but if you ever get the chance to run your fingers through it, itās a total ratās nest and thereās sand and food all up in it. She still falls asleep while eating š but she tries her best to only do it around people she can trust (woman moment š).
Honestly, her design is not that different from Aceās canon look. It feels really vital to Aceās character to have a lot of skin showing. And heās always hanging all over himself with his hips all cocked like the weight of the world is too much to stand up straight. It is certainly not my OWN preference to make her an absolute smoke show. Thatās just the character, okay? (Iām partially lying and the proof is that I turned the emblem on Aceās hat strap into a sternum tattoo for no other reason than that it is sexy af.)
Here are some closeups of Ace:



Now for Sabo, Iāve made her very girly. I tried putting her in pants or something more militant but she told me that sheād wear the big poofy sleeves and hiked-up ruffled skirt. I think Sabo has always had a strong grasp on his fashion sense and individual flair and I truly believe that his personal style is one of the major influences for the rest of the Revolutionary Army resulting in the very flashy, queer, steampunk aesthetic (aside from Dragonās plain-ass cloak). So of course I had to implement her nonconformist look when reimagining her as a woman and dress her up to the nines.
Iāve given her very ornate jewelry that is there to tell a story, even if she herself doesnāt know it. I like to think she picks up stuff from her travels that resonate with her, such as a damaged set of earrings with one stone missing or red cup-shaped shells featuring three nestled pearls. Another accessory that cannot go unmentioned is her dragon claw hat pin that keeps her top hat resting on top of her hair (and is definitely used as a weapon when the situation simply doesnāt call for trusty metal pipe). She also has a veil that obscures her prominent facial scar. I imagine sheās not very keen on the reminder of the incident from her childhood that took away her memories. I also kept her chipped toothed because 1) itās fucking adorable and 2) is a visual reminder that she no longer aligns herself with the nobility who would have gotten such a thing fixed. She is so poised in almost every outward facet of her life from her dignified role as the Chief of Staff to the elegant materials in her clothing that it can be easy to forget she was also a rough and tumble forest dweller. Every time Koala remembers this, he lets out the biggest sigh.
Her hair is inspired by Gibson Girls and Elizabeth Swann from the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. I wanted it to be fussy and tidy but fall apart when sheās in moments of distress. For example, when she remembers her sisters, her hair starts to look like Aceās flaming mane. Iām so in love with her, I think she looks like an adorable little porcelain doll that would fuck you up. I made an effort to keep her eyes a little bit manic. I get lost in her steely black orbs (and also Aceās warm brown ones, but weāre talking about Sabo rn).
Here are her close-ups:



Plot notes for this AU:
For this series of character designs, I wanted the expressions and outfits to be aligned with the canon plot but I donāt know if I have the heart to kill fem!Ace in my AU. Iām too attached and ASL has suffered enough!!!!! But Aceās death is also a major defining moment for Luffy so it feels disingenuous to completely avoid it. Also a huge aspect of Saboās character is carrying on Aceās will and I have so many thoughts about how the Dressrosa Colosseum scene would play out if they were all women. Oh well, Iāll cross that tragic bridge when I get to it. Iām definitely going to draw some Modern AU Girl Piece ASL though. They deserve to hang out with no stakes š They are sisters!!!
Check out the tag āgirl pieceā on my blog for my other One Piece genderbends! š„°
#girl piece#one piece#one piece fanart#genderbend#portgas d ace#revolutionary sabo#ace#sabo#fem ace#fem sabo#fire fist ace#flame emperor sabo#asl brothers#asl sisters#op fanart#character design#cowgirl#steampunk#marineford spoilers#dressrosa spoilers#girl piece original design
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āAstrology observationsā



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Not a real astrologer just my observations:)
ā Aquarius moon femmes tend to be more masculine/tomboyish whether it be their personality or fashion sense they prefer loose fitting clothes. They have this nonchalantness/offstandish energy about them, they also are very sensitive and receptive to energies around them esp after one on one interactions but surprisingly do very well w online interactionsšthey could feel like their personality shines brighter online than irl
ā 12th ruler in 7th natal partners could have animosity towards you esp if you prefer men they tend to have secret intentions/lives
ā Sagittarius in your natal chart is where you tell the best stories, and gemini can show where others ask for advice/tell their best stories to you(and lowkey try to impress you)
āļø in 1st -you ARE the story, thereās never a dull moment ,so many memories are made w you, many stories where you had to be reminded that your that GIRL/GUY⨠(esp by your guides)
āļø in 8th- they articulate their trauma very well, the ones that talk openly about their abuse, lots of near-death stories, surgery stories that they almost didnāt make it out of, thieving stories
āļø in 11th- the type to bring their friends into every situation/story, most likely to do the best story time vids online, their stories can be eye opening for the collective, people love when they predict the future, stories about the future/goals of humanity, evolution stories, stories about you gaining independence(just like 1st)
āļø in 12th- they love to hear about your dreams and conspiracies, they love when you talk about your insecurities and spill your own secrets, your paranormal experiences and things about past lives
āļø in 2nd- they love to tell you how hard they work for their assets, āYou know I havenāt told anyone this but I feel like I can trust you.ā They donāt mind telling you about their illegal activities, people have a tendency to think you took something from them, they come to you for advice on how to approach situations
āļø in 5th- the type to have kids come up to them and all their parents business (4th house also), the best childhood memory stories, people try to impress you w their sex stories , they come to you for advice on sex and love matters also, asking for your opinion w fashion & aesthetics, you make them want to try new thingsš„µ
ā Taurus in the 3rd/4th find it hard to leave their family/home
Cancer risings (4°16°28°) their face and body fluctuate through life but their faces tend to get rounder/fuller as they age
ā Sending love out to Venus in Pisces/12th house natals yāall are what fairytales are made ofš„ŗ just being in your presence is healing even tho they feel sometimes their deepness and devotion isnāt reciprocated at times idk who needed to hear this but your loving energy transcends the physical barriers you could do a lot of energy work on the other side w/o even realizing it esp while sleepingš§”
ā I feel bad for Chloe because w that Gemini mars baby everybody always gonna think you doing too muchš unti you donāt do enough & theyāll still be mad
Finding out Lil uzi has a Gemini mars sent meš it reminds of them vids of their security guard trying to keep up w them while they jump all over the placešŗš½
ā Sag moon children mom was in her hoe phase when u were conceived. Partying/traveling/drinking/learning was prominent for her at the time
Venus in natal can show you why others envy you
ā in 2nd- they envy how consistently you upkeep yourself, they see how much money you put into yourself to look good, they hate how materially abundant you are, how easily you make money from your talents/assets, they envy your sugar daddy/baby energy
ā in 4th- they envy how abundant your family/ancestry is, they envy your mom/your motherly skills, how easily you make a house feel like home, how rich your inner world is, your decoration sense, how easily youāll be remembered after passing/leaving home, how easily you make money from home
ā in 8th- they envy how easily others trust you esp w their money & possessions, how beautifully you shed your skin in transformations, sugarbaby placement, how magnetic you are, how easily people become obsessed w you, your way of love making/showing love/spoiling others or vise versa
ā in 12th- a lot of people donāt even realize that they envy you/ subconsciously send you evil eye, you provoke their hidden desires(this place def has lots of people in their circle wishing on their downfall) they envy how content you are with yourself /and how youāve healed yourself , your music taste
I feel like prominent Pisces placements tend to lose their teeth more often than Capricorns, could also have dreams of teeth falling out/rotting
ā Prominent Virgo in natal stay cleaning up other peopleās š©š like literally tho at some point in your life youāve had to be some type of caretaker ie. animals, elderly, babies. But š© is more prominent/consistent in your life
But if ur a pet owner or caretaker in general you know that a lot of times the only way they can communicate whatās going on w their body Is through their bowel movements so itās a blessing and a curse cuz itās not like your obsessed with š© (unlessš) but you kinda have to beš



Aphrodite in Gemini/3rd house natals have contagiously attractive laughs/smiles, delicate hand and arm movements, and beautiful hands and lips
ā Every time I have prominent 8th synastry esp moon/mars we always have 𩸠sex eventually š§š½āāļø they be feigning so bad for you that they canāt wait a few more days they need it now! But they always end up saying you put a spell on them like no bro u willingly put a spell on YOURSELFš
ā 7th house mercury could attract or prefer younger/pettie people or they are seen as such, also prone to have partners w prominent anxiety
ā Eros/mars in Aries/cancer/scorpio in composite charts shows lots of crying during sex but for different reasons
Aries cries because ur f*cking/sucking them so good all they can do is take it like a champ and cry happy tears š„²
Cancer cries because you truly touched their soulš„ŗ they never thought sex could be this satisfying and comforting at the same time (healing sex like Pisces)
With scorpio itās kinda a mixture of both w sprinkles of trauma bondingāØ
ā Venus in 8th synastry- adoring eachothers beauty marks esp the house person @ Venus , the house person usually adores the Venusās insecurities/stuff about themselves that they never picked up on which gives the Venus person a new prospective of their beauty
ā Mercury synastry can tell you how you were first introduced/heard of each other
āæ in 8th- meeting while/before going through a transformational/traumatic period in your life, you could have problems w people owing you money or vise versa, catalyst for spiritual & sexual growth, meeting before/after having a major surgery
āæ in 9th- meeting through college/highschool,being introduced to/by a different ethnicity friend,meeting while traveling esp abroad, catalyst in spiritual journey, meeting through religious community
āæ in 4th- I have this w my mom while her āæ is in my 1st so you could also share this w your parents, w cancer and Aries basically representing the womb her PUMPUM told her about mešobvi she had no other choice but to learn about me I was coming weather she liked it or notš so w 1st house synastry I feel like they were kinda forced onto you theyāre pretty hard to missš„“with 4th her aunts/women in her family told her she was gonna have another baby before she even knewš¤·š½āāļø
ā Jupiter in 1st synastry -even the most stubborn person would hear planet person out w this placement š Jupiter boost house persons ego/outlook on life, planet person just makes everything look good & exciting in house person eyes
ā Pluto in 11th natal- unfriending someone could really feel like a divorce lmao telling people your not friends anymore and they react so crazy like āNO I NEVER WOULDVE THOUGHTšššā then splittng up your assets (friends/aspirations)
ā Gemini Venus-girl next door vibe people watch through your window esp w some Pluto energy on your Venus, the song āShe by Tyler the creatorā was made about us frš
ā Taurus (2°14°26°)moons people think that they own you or that youāre some object they can use anytime they want whether it be your body or your possessions
Also having a Taurus moon could play out as feeling like you didnāt get the support that you needed in ur childhood, the type to have moms that say āI put clothes on your back, food on your plate, and a pillow to lay your head and youāre telling me I didnāt do enough for you??š š¤ā like sorry I needed emotional support and understanding as a child that you couldnāt give meš„² the mom could see the child as spoiled/ungrateful esp with harsh aspects on the moon, but they could also just feel like they have a right to your possessions esp if you live in the same house what is privacy?š
ā 6th house synastry is big on planning together,the type to count down the days till they get to see e/o š„°
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Thatās it for now, have a blessed day āØ
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Red Or Papaya : ĢĢā Lando Norris
summary: when fred vasseur starts hanging out at mclaren, people are wondering why. little do people know thereās a little connection joining these together into an unlikely friendship
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f1gossip: fans are questioning why ferrari team principal fred vasseur was found in the mclaren garage over the weekend, inviting himself to be of the celebrations for lando norrisā maiden victory.
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username1: i don't get it, why would you celebrate with a rival team?? š¤
username2: it's the big smile on his face for me... š
username3: i did not have this on my bingo card wtf is going on
username4: is there something going on here that we don't know about?
username5: have i blinked and missed a chapter or something? š¤Æ
username6: pls tell me someone can make sense of this, the most unlikely friendship ever
username7: has he not got his own team to be celebrating a podium with?
username8: i've been staring at these photos for hours and i still don't get it
landonorris: idk what youāre implyingā¦clearly Iām just a popular guy šš¤·š»
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ynvasseur: finishing the season with a little company on my summer adventures this year šāļø
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alexandrasaintmleux: and here i was thinking i was gonna get to spend my summer with you š
ynvasseur: @/alexandrasaintmleux don't tell lando but i plan on bailing just for you
username9: how have they managed to keep this a secret from us all season
landonorris: gonna be the best summer break ever! š«¶š»
ynvasseur: @/landonorris cannot wait to spend nonstop sunny days with you šš
username10: well...at least now we know why fred and lando are besties
charles_leclerc: sorry have you forgotten the team that your dad is principal for??? š
username11: the only mclaren x ferrari crossover i support is carlando
username12: i don't understand how none of us have picked up on this
carlossainz55: hello traitor š
ynvasseur: @/carlossainz55 says the man who's driven for most of the teams on the grid wow šāāļø
carlossainz55: @/ynvasseur gotta pay the bills somehow kiddo
username13: i can't deal with how cute these photos are omg
username14: no one speak to me for the foreseeable whilst i get over this š
oscarpiastri: can you make sure that he comes back in one piece please š
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britishgq: in this weekās edition we catch up with f1 driver lando norris who opens up about his new relationship with the daughter of ferrariās team principal yn vasseur š¬š§šļø
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username15: obsessed with the fact it was carlos that actually introduced the two of them
username16: he actually sounds like he's so in love this is adorable
landonorris: thank you for a great time british gq!! ā¤ļø
username17: thank you gq for giving us all the gossip we've been searching for
username18: not carlos setting lando up like a proud dad š
danielricciardo: how is an article the way Iām finding out about this relationship š
username19: i think daniel might've been sleeping under a rock
username20: okay but who does yn support in the constructors next year now?? š¤
username21: he's literally gushing about her, look how happy he is with her!!
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mclaren: yn vasseur found hanging around the mclaren garage, does this mean sheās ours now? @/scuderiaferrari
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username22: ferrari come and get your girl...
landonorris: not even safe in my own garage from pap like photos š¤¦š»āāļø
mclaren: @/landonorris admin sends their apologies
username23: i'm so happy they feel comfortable enough to be public with each other now
oscarpiastri: welcome to the best team in the paddock yn š¤
username24: the way he hides his face in his neck omg lando
username25: the hottest couple to ever appear on the grid, no one can argue with me on that
danielricciardo: since when were mclaren such a team of stalkers lmao ššš
username26: just imagine the ferrari admin having a breakdown seeing these photos
username27: is this a transition to papaya that we're seeing before us?? š§”
ynvasseur: damn i thought you guys were supposed to protect me not throw me under the bus
username28: lando can't even breathe around his own team anymore hahah
scudieraferrari: oh it's on, we're not giving yn up without a fight
mclaren: @/scuderiaferrari when you catch us up in the constructors we'll answer your calls...
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ynvasseur: i call these photos sneaking into the oppositionās garage and hiding from your dad š
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username29: stop the way he looks at herā¦
landonorris: calling security to get you outta here stalker
ynvasseur: @/landonorris that's alright, i'll just head back over to ferrari ā¤ļø
landonorris: @/ynvasseur wait i'm sorry come back!!! š§”
username30: as if fred would ever stop yn from going to see the love of her life
maxverstappen1: why are you turning a grown man into a squishy baby wtf is happening here
username31: I watched the interview for the first pic earlier and his face lit up as soon as he saw yn
carmenmmundt: come and visit me like you come and visit lando
ynvasseur: @/carmenmmundt i'm on my way bby šš»āāļø
username32: I wish I had a guy who looked at me like this too
oscarpiastri: this kid has not stopped talking about you since you showed up at the garage today š„ŗ
username33: not yn still calling mclaren the oppositionā¦sheās a ferrari girl still!!
username34: @/username33 she's still bitter at them for peeping on her and lando lmao
georgerussell63: i second oscar here pls tell your boyfriend to change the record
username35: his smile has me feeling things ngl
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ynvasseur: what ferrari want you to see vs what I get to seeā¦i promise my dad and lando are friends š„ŗš»
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username36: carlando is still in my heart sorry fred š«¶š»
carlossainz55: i for one am disgusted that ferrari would try and crop papa vasseur out like this...
ynvasseur: @/carlossainz55 thank you for your love and support during these tricky times
username37: i love how fred just canāt stay away whenever lando is near
scuderiaferrari: admin says to stop exposing our posts like this š
username38: theyāve got such a special friendship this is adorable
iamrebeccad: can you tell carlos to stop nattering with your boyfriend and get back to the garage so we can go home
ynvasseur: @/iamrebeccad sorry but carlando are refusing to separate
username39: is that fred giving lando a beer two wtf šš
landonorris: no one can deny that fred vasseur now officially loves me more than his own drivers
username40: poor carlos third wheeling the true friendship here š
oscarpiastri: wondering where my team mate is only to see he's gone back to his ex
danielricciardo: @/oscarpiastri he'll flirt with anyone that guy
username41: ferrari stop depriving us of sweet son in law lando content pls
username42: the look in fredās eyes, a proud dad if I ever saw one ā¤ļø
charles_leclerc: patiently waiting for fred to invite me for a beer like he does lando like... š
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landonorris: we couldnāt decide on red or orange so we settled on blue š
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username43: itās not fair how adorable these two areā¦
carlossainz55: someone just pass me the sick bucket now please
username44: imagine being poor yn and having to pick a side š
maxverstappen1: does that mean you supportā¦red bull???
landonorris: @/maxverstappen1 absolutely not stfu š¤®
username45: forever my fave couple in the paddock
username46: itās a good job blue suits you guys so well! š
ynvasseur: the only person i'd wear any other colour but red for
username47: fred must be so happy his daughter has found such a good guy in lando
danielricciardo: tell me you're a secret red bull fan without telling me you're a secret red bull fan š¤·š»
ynvasseur: @/danielricciardo šš»šš»šš»
username48: if these two ever breakup i will officially give up on love
charles_leclerc: i hope you look after our girl norris
landonorris: @/charles_leclerc i'll treat her like the queen that she is dw š
username49: yn really is winning at life isnāt she
username50: look at their faces my heart is racing š
oscarpiastri: can you put yn down and hurry your ass up to briefing now
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reluctant cupid | lando norris social media au
pairing: lando norris x fem bff!reader
you could set your bestie up with a driver or you could confess your feelings? lando norris is dumb.
based on this request: Could you write something about being best friends with lando and he tries to help set you up with another driver you have a crush on, but then he realises he actually likes you so he has to sabotage all the wingmanning heās done and you end up together Idk if that makes sense šš«¶š¼š«¶š¼ -@mbappesleftthigh
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yourusername: someone please save me from the grips of hinge and this oh so lonesome life
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user1: girl knows the whole f1 paddock and looks like that and is still alone there is NO HOPE for me
user2: this post might have thrown me over the edge
landonorris: "i'm so lonely" "why don't you approach that guy" "no too scary"
user3: that's so real though
yourusername: thank you!
landonorris: how do you expect to find a boyfriend when you don't like to talk to anyone and treat hinge like a gameshow
yourusername: i didn't come here for actual advice let me commiserate in peace. god, can women have anything these days?
landonorris: ???
yourusername: oh! idea! pretty please set me up with one of your friends? they have to be great otherwise you wouldn't be friends with them, right? RIGHT?
landonorris: i guess...
yourusername: please lando, i've never asked for anything before
landonorris: i can feel you pouting through the phone
yourusername: so you'll consider ?
landonorris: fine...
user4: bro either gotta admit his feelings now or be condemned to be in the plot of a weird romantic comedy
user5: i personally don't think i can wait until the third act break up with this side character LANDO ACT NOW
oscarpiastri: you'd really trust lando's judgement?
yourusername: he's friends with me, he's got good taste?
oscarpiastri: touche
maxverstappen1: whatever you really wanna say oscar, you gotta keep it in, these idiots will figure it out eventually
yourusername: ???
landonorris: ???
user6: the grid are so done with their asses i can't š
user7: but what if the universe doesn't intervene and lando really has just lost the girl forever?
user8: bestie we can't be thinking like this
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landonorris: being back home means being bothered by her (and whatever is her newest hyperfixation - it's sylvanian families this month if you couldn't tell)
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user9: i am so sorry but they are so in love
user10: it's cute in the movies, but these blind bitches are starting to piss me off
yourusername: THEY CAN HEAR YOU, BE A BETTER DAD
landonorris: they're not my children
yourusername: you take that back right now, you LOVE them
landonorris: you spent my money on them yes
yourusername: that's fatherhood, buddy. buckle up
user11: whoever he sets her up (if he's still dumb enough to do that) is gonna be the biggest third wheel in history
user12: who would willingly sign up for that
user13: me. i would. i have two working eyes and have seen y/n
maxverstappen1: who are these funky little critters and how can i procure some for p?
yourusername: finally a man with sense, literally any grocery store or toy store
maxverstappen1: perf
yourusername: if lando stops being mr. grumpy i'll ask him if i can come to a race and p and i can play animal families
landonorris: i am NOT mr. grumpy
maxverstappen1: you kinda are dude. is it the set-up is it stressing you out?
landonorris: nO
yourusername: then why are you putting it off !!! lando i might die from terminal yearning !!!
landonorris: i have an interested candidate
yourusername: really? do you think they'll actually like me? like this isn't a pity date right?
landonorris: nope!
user14: lando is typing through tears as we speak
user15: if y/n does go on a date with someone from the paddock i actually hope it goes well, as one lonely girl to another, it's tough out here we need one win
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f1wagupdates: turns out lando is a bit of a cupid as his childhood friend y/n y/ln was spotted out and about with carlos sainz.
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user20: HE ACTUALLY DID IT
user21: that moment when you're so down bad for a girl that you set her up with your best friend
user22: that moment when you're such a wimp you can't admit your feelings and set up the girl you like with a literal GREEK GOD
user23: i am so bamboozled by this move he literally looked like a kicked puppy on his stream bro this is your doing š
user24: she's a lover girl she's going to get her heart broken :(
user25: this has mess written all over it
user26: she's literally described herself as a terminal yearner i feel like she'll throw herself in and will get hurt
user27: UNLESS! this is all part of the plan? what if lando set her up with a messy guy like carlos so he can be the shoulder to cry on and that's how he slides in?
user28: that's very convoluted, very rom-com but i'll take it if it means we get lando and y/n together in the end
user29: i know this probably won't last long but can we all appreciate how hot this couple is?
user30: lando and y/n runs rings round y/n and carlos
user31: lol lando is a bad friend for setting her up with CARLOS him and charles are THEE red flags
user32: i hope y/n is prepared
user33: also lando hasn't thought it fully out if his plan is to be the shoulder to cry on because he's just opening her up to be called a homie hopper or a paddock bunny
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carlossainz55: productive weekend with my girl
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user34: well that's not y/n
user35: that finished faster than i expected
user36: lando DO NOT quit your day job
landonorris: call me bro
carlossainz55: si, cabron
user37: i don't think they'll be cabrons after this call
user38: maybe this is all just going to plan?
user39: yall gotta give up this conspiracy theory maybe these people are just as dumb and mean as they seem to be
user40: soooooo... what did we all do this weeekend?
user41: i broke a girl's heart @carlossainz55 twins šÆāāļø
user42: AHHHH???
maxverstappen1: oh that's not-
yourusername: you're so chronically online :(
maxverstappen1: you're alive?
yourusername: yes. coming at you live from the bed i'm currently rotting in
maxverstappen1: not going to say i didn't warn you?
carlossainz55: really? in my own comment section?
yourusername: one second, we're having a conversation here
maxverstappen1: yeah carlos, gosh.
carlossainz55: i'm so confused
user43: okay power move to just start a conversation in his comments?
user44: the power of confusion is simply unmatched
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yourusername: certified boy hater
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user45: a ferrari boy will do that to you
landonorris: feeling hashtag victimised rn
yourusername: obviously doesn't include you girlypop. but you seriously need to reevaluate your judgement
landonorris: carlos is attractive?
yourusername: he ghosted me?
carlossainz55: i am right here
yourusername: blocked.
landonorris: did you actually just block him?
yourusername: yes š !
landonorris: god this is a nightmare
yourusername: not if you'd take a GOD DAMN HINT
landonorris: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
user46: yall this is a public instagram comment section
user47: don't say that, this is their argument in the rain moment
user48: lemme grab the popcorn šæ
maxverstappen1: this better not include the real number one girlypop here
yourusername: of course not pookie
oscarpiastri: you gonna continue the lil spat above this?
yourusername: no?
oscarpiastri: well some people (max and i) would like to listen so please continue
yourusername: no, i don't think i will
oscarpiastri: GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE INSUFFERABLE
maxverstappen1: what oscar said
user49: oscar and max are so real
user50: they can't leave us on this cliff hanger
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landonorris: some snaps from '23
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user51: have we just been thirst trapped?
user52: i don't think it was intended for us
user53: this has "i am hotter than carlos sainz" written all over it
yourusername: posting tits on main, brave.
landonorris: i came second in singapore.
yourusername: sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. modesty, ever heard of it lan?
landonorris: slutshaming isn't cute y/n
yourusername: you kinda have to pull to be a slut lan. you are under qualified for the position
landonorris: if you keep being mean to me i will call your mum or my mum.
yourusername: try it. i see cisca more than you, i have faith in her
landonorris: the line is busy. are you on the phone to MY mum right now?
yourusername: maybe.
user54: we're so close to them getting their heads out of their asses
user55: don't get my hopes up
danielricciardo: i hope this works lol
landonorris: you don't think i'm sexy?
danielricciardo: it doesn't matter what i think
landonorris: i'm not sexy :(
danielricciardo: you're baiting me but yes, you are sexy.
user56: i'll fight anyone who made this man believe he's not beautiful
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user57: I SAW THAT šø
user58: someone just lock them in a cupboard at this point
oscarpiastri: noted.
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yourusername: yeah, yeah. you can stop yelling at us now.
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user61: LET'S FUCKING GO
user62: it was worth all that yelling. i expect an invite to the wedding now.
user63: wedding? girly they only just realised their feelings after a DECADE
maxverstappen1: it was about fucking time
yourusername: okay miss ma'am. some people are EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE AND NOT VERY GOOD AT PROCESSING THEM
maxverstappen1: you must've been emotionally constipated because this was painful
yourusername: it was painful for me too
maxverstappen1: so painful that you dated CARLOS
yourusername: one date! ONE!
maxverstappen1: carlos said can you unblock him so he can be mean to me?
yourusername: fine.
carlossainz55: STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A BAD PERSON. YES I AM NOT THE BEST AT RELATIONSHIPS BUT LEAVE ME BE
maxverstappen1: lol
yourusername: lol
user64: unblocking carlos to hit him with the lol max and y/n might be more iconic than lando and y/n
landonorris: not on our relationship announcement post š¤Ø
user65: OOP.
landonorris: i love you doofus
yourusername: i love you too muppet
landonorris: how much was the betting pool for your family?
yourusername: it got to over £300
landonorris: ours was £750
yourusername: are we dumb?
landonorris: no!
oscarpiastri: two dumbass girls saying 'yass' to each other
yourusername: LEAVE US BE
landonorris: oscar :(
user66: not their own families betting on when they'd get together š
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landonorris: first win, hopefully not my only one.
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user67: MY BABIES
user68: i feel like i've been on this journey with them
oscarpiastri: thank god you guys got your shit together, i was THIS close to jumping out the nearest window if i had to watch lando mope around like a kicked puppy when y/n had the lil thing with carlos
user69: so it wasn't some grand plan?
oscarpiastri: no he's just dumb enough to actually set up his first love with his best friend
landonorris: OSCAR!
oscarpiastri: am i wrong?
landonorris: no... but! i got there in the end
oscarpiastri: good thing you're faster on track
user70: the grid being just as done with them as us is killing me
maxfewtrell: finally this unnecessarily long and overly convoluted saga has come to and end, lets never do this again!
landonorris: i'm locked in for life bro no worries
yourusername: awwwwwwwwwwwwww i love you too bubs
maxfewtrell: stop being sappy under my comment
yourusername: you just complained we didn't sort out our shit fast enough and now we're too sappy?
landonorris: STICK TO A STORY BOZO
maxfewtrell: now you're even more ride or die... can we go back?
yourusername: nope!
landonorris: nope!
maxverstappen1: i for one am very happy for you both
yourusername: thank you max !!
landonorris: not so fast, he had the biggest bet on us in the paddock
yourusername: get that bag sis
landonorris: ???
yourusername: we can't fight it anymore, let them have their jokes, we actually have each other now :)
landonorris: yes we do :) xx
user71: golly gosh this is so fucking cute
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suna headcanons š ā§āĖ ā

here are my silly sunarin headcanons!! hope you guys likey
ą“¦ąµą“¦ą“æ ĖĶĢź³ĖĶĢ )ā§ (also is mostly relationship stuff but not all)
has the craziest sleep schedule like he stays up all night, falls asleep at 5am, wakes up at 8 am and just goes to school fine
buys you snacks from the vending machines daily
teases you a lot but is really flirty about it
probably most active at night and invites you out when itās dark, he just likes how much emptier everywhere is
has the best music taste and always puts you onto his music
nonchalant dread head of japan
would probably sneak into your house through your window just to see you
says the funniest things with the most deadpan expression which makes it 10x
if you dont reply to his messages fast enough he hits you with the "why do you hate me"
heās too honest sometimes and has a bad habit of saying things that are rude when he really didnāt have to
randomly tackles you and play fights
bros the type to pick you up and jump into the pool with you
does the bare minimum with all his school work
starts talking like you and using your slang when you guys hang out long enough
heās the guy people talk shit around bc they think heās quiet and a loner but heās lowkey a shit starter and shares what he hears
slacks/lazy in most things but he carries you guys in fortnite
his bed is covered in stuffed animals from you, even all the cute sanrio ones
ur his profile pic online
i feel like heād use discord and get paid as a mod on some server šš
calls you stupid as a term of endearment
he can always tell when somethingās wrong, like he can sense if somethingās off with you
probably wears a lot of sweat pants
always smells really woody and fresh (yk like generic menās cologne idk š)
very touchy, loves having an arm around you waist :3
allergic to drinking water, ik his piss is acid (honestly same hereā¦.)
his sister loves you so much
lowkey the worst at soothing you/cheering you up so he just hugs you
letās you do skincare on him, he thinks itās relaxing
i feel like heād own at least one of those stupid tiktok fidget toys that he swears works but everytime he uses it he canāt stop laughing thinking about how stupid he looks
has a bad diet only because heās too lazy to actually cook
burps SO LOUD and SO OFTEN like hold it man
has a tiktok account that he rage baits people on and reads the comments to you pretending it wasnāt him who wrote them (smh)
tries to teach you volleyball so you guys can kinda play together
i feel like heād know a lot about the stars and like the constellations
i also feel like heād really like coke floats (ice cream + coke in a glass) a lot for some reason
acts like he doesnāt really care but he cares so much
heās only vulnerable and emotional with you
randomly attacks you with kisses
i feel like he'd know some really good unknown dessert spots all around town
i feel like hes an adidas guy
says out of pocket stuff on purpose with no reaction just to see you panic (he thinks its funny)
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sweet like candy - choi su bong / thanos


pairings : thanos/ su bong x fem reader part 2
summary/request : despite only a few insignificant interactions with thanos, he grows jealous when he sees you talking to an ex marine, dae ho.
warnings: jealous thanos, use of drugs, swearing, violence, ooc thanos bc heās kinda nice most of the time except for when heās jealous, lowkey sub thanos idk how it happened but bros a good boyš, oral(f receiving), hand job, sex(p in v)
ngl this is not my best work unfortunately:( it just feels like i rushed too much at certain parts but i just didnāt want it to be too repetitive to other stories with too much detail when we all know how the games work. send me some requests, i wanna do au or write for thanos where the reader and him are outside of the games
not responsible for the content you consume, use discretion when reading past the border. 18+
āSeƱorita, excuse me.ā
You turn, an eyebrow already raised at the strange pet name youād just been called. Itās a tall, young ish man. You take in his appearance; his hair is a bright shade of purple, slender fingers painted like infinity stones, marked with dark tattoos, chunky rings, and a cross necklace.
You donāt respond, instead continuing to walk in the eerie room painted like the sky, with a giant doll at the other side.
You sigh, still confused at how you ended up here with 456 other people in ugly green tracksuits and millions, if not billions, of won in debt.
He raps you a song, also stating his name is Thanos, which you try to tune out but its mediocrity makes you stifle a laugh. He notices, and your sweet smile makes him smile.
āI like you.ā He says, flashing you a little heart with his fingers. You roll your eyes, walking past him as he lingers on your trail.
A man runs out, player 456, you note. He begins screaming, saying the game was āRed Light, Green Lightā and the doll was going to kill us if we moved. His reaction makes you nervous, his fear seemed so genuine.
āMy dad comes home like this sometimes,ā Thanos says, noticing your shift in demeanor. āSaying thereās bugs in the walls and his phoneās been tapped by the government.ā
āDo you think the guy yelling is high?ā You ask.
He smirks a little before answering, which doesnāt go unnoticed by you. āFuck no.ā
The game begins, and Thanos takes your hand. You go to pull away but his grip is tight.
āLet go.ā You whisper, on a red light.
āCome on, seƱorita. Letās stick together.ā He whispers back.
Before you can respond, the girl in front of you starts screaming about a bee landing on her. She faces you both and laughs a little.
āOh, shit. I just moved, didnāt I?ā
Bang.
Blood splatters on you and Thanosā face.
āDonāt scream.ā He whispers, but even if you wanted to, you couldnāt. Your body is in shock, frozen. You grip his hand in return now, trying to hold your shaking.
More rounds continue, but neither of you move. That is until the man tells you to finish you have to be behind the doll. Thanos moves you behind him, and you press your head into his back with your eyes shut tight, gripping his jacket. He slowly moves, pulling you with him.
A woman reacts to the body, and an another shot goes off. Panic ensues, as people run and shots fire continuously. All you can hear is screaming and shooting.
During the next green light Thanos doesnāt move, but you feel him fidgeting around. Two rounds go by of this before he finally moves again.
He lurches forward, and you feel him go āDingā as he pushes a group of people down. Three shots ring off, and during the next green light you let go of him. He doesnāt even notice, skipping and jumping and dancing during every green light.
In the end, you survive. Splattered in blood, yes, but alive nonetheless.
You avoid him after that, feeling unnerved by the way he played during the games. You noticed him sharing a pill with a guy later, which made his behavior in the game make sense to you.
You sat on your bed, your face buried in your knees as you rocked back and forth. The lights were out, everyone going to sleep but, how could you? After everything you saw?
You glanced up at the piggy bank, glowing gold
and filled with won.
āāā
The next game was about to begin.
You had been brought into a room, eerily similar to the one with the doll, except the room had rainbow tracks and pink suit men standing around it. They ordered you to get into teams of 5.
You wandered around, searching for a group of people who wouldnāt kill you for fun.
āHi.ā
You turned, facing a handsome dark haired man, his hair half tied up. He was neatly kept, carrying himself with confidence and grace, despite everything.
āHi.ā You respond, meekly.
āWould you like to join our group?ā He motions to the 4 men behind him. Their faces are stoic, but they look friendly enough. You notice the one man on the team was the one who warned everyone about the last games. You accept their offer; itās not like you really had a choice anyway. Besides, why not let them pity you if they felt sorry enough to offer you a spot? No one else was itching to have you on your teamā¦
Or so you thought.
On the other side of the room, Thanos was searching for you to be in his group. He felt inclined to protect you now after the events of the first game. The drugs were fueling him into wanting to be the hero of your story. He was convinced he could you get out of here, and you would tell the world Thanos the Great saved you with a snap of his fingers. Besides, such a sweet face like yours? It would be such a waste for you to die somewhere so silly.
He finds you, in the sea of people, talking to another man.
He fumes with rage, the ecstasy making him react more uncontrollably than usual.
He bites his lip, all of his prior convictions now forgotten. Let the bitch die then, he thinks to himself.
The games start, and players drop like flies from the first groups alone.
Thanosā team goes, and you canāt help but cheer when you see them play successfully. You jump up and down, laughing and clapping at their win.
Thanos locks his eyes on yours, noticing your childlike joy at his win. It makes him strangely prideful, makes him forget why he was so mad at you in the first place.
He bows to you, like a musician after a performance. You blush a little, smiling at him, forgetting why he scared you in the first place.
Your team is last, and youāre up first playing ddakji. Your whole team plays successfully, and you survive another round of the games.
You go back to your bunks, Dae Ho wrapping a friendly and comforting arm around you as you both walk. You sit with your group, eating and laughing while you slowly forget the chaos around you.
Thanos watched it all play out with Dae Ho again. His palms were sweaty the whole time, hoping youād survive and walk back into that room. The second you walked back through the door alive, his eyes were on you.
āAre you good?ā Nam Gyu asks Thanos, noticing his eyes constantly following you.
āI donāt know what the fuck are you talking about.ā Thanos spits, defensively. He takes another pill, needing the courage for his next move.
āLet me have one.ā Nam Gyu begs. Thanos reluctantly hands one over.
Nam Gyu takes it with haste, as Thanos stands and makes his way towards you. He quickly gets up and follows his friend, ready for whatever fight may come.
Each time you laugh at Dae Ho, Thanos picks his pace up a little faster. Heās convinced that itās like with each laugh that slips past your honey coated lips, then the closer Dae Ho is to getting to taste them. He sways his body unnaturally as he walks, wanting to appear more bad ass than he really felt.
āWhat the fuck are you doing?ā He says as he approaches you.
āThanos.ā You say, a warning in your voice to leave you alone.
āYou good, bro?ā Dae Ho asks.
āWhy the fuck are you talking to my girl?ā He addresses Dae Ho now. You and Dae Ho both scoff in disbelief, but this is how your reaction played out in Thanosā mind.
They both laugh
āDae Ho, youāre so funny.ā
āWell, youāre sexy.ā
āLetās make out and fuck right here in front of Thanos.ā
āWhatever you say, beautiful.ā
He reaches his hand out, grabbing you by your jacket and yanking you to your feet.
āThanos!ā You yell. Dae Ho and In Ho stand up to diffuse the situation. Before they can even intervene, you land a closed fist to Thanosā eye.
He backs away, holding it as a little cut forms.
āCrazy bitch.ā He says. He points at Dae Ho. āYou stay away from her.ā
āFuck off.ā You yell at Thanos. He backs away, still facing you and nodding his head in anger. His face reads This isnāt over.
āYou okay?ā Dae Ho asks. You nod, slightly breathless.
The way Thanos grabbed you was rude,
unnecessary,
controllingā¦
and hot.
You wanted to kick yourself for feeling so attracted to him in that moment. He was mentally unstable, high; everything that could be wrong with a man, he was.
Yet here you were, yearning for a piece of him just as he yearned for you.
Later that night, you couldnāt sleep in your bunk. You were stressed with nerves, with the thought that each next day could be your last. You tapped your foot relentlessly against the frame of the bed, until a person above you made a threat.
You sighed, getting up and walking to the door to be let to the bathroom.
You washed your face again for what was probably the 15th time, feeling like the blood was still on you.
You didnāt even hear the door, didnāt hear him walk up behind you, didnāt notice he was there until his hands were on your hips.
You gasped, turning with your fist, ready to make a collision; but Thanos was quicker than you this time, catching your wrist before you could seal the hit.
āWhoa.ā He said, āRelax, girl.ā
āWhat are you doing in here?ā You yelled at him. He shushed you, making a tcht tcht tcht sound.
āYou embarrassed me out there.ā He said, tilting his head to show you his bruised eye.
āYou? How about you yanking me to my feet in a room full of people?ā
He says nothing, but he smirks at you.
āYouāre just so pretty. How am I supposed to sit back and watch my girl flirt with other men?ā
You sigh, rolling your eyes. āIs that what you think I am?ā
āItās what I know you are.ā He says lowly, his hand resting against your throat. āYouāre mine.ā
āIām not yours. You donāt ask, you just take from people. Youāre a bully.ā
āWhat are we, kids on a school yard? Iām a bully?ā He steps closer than he already was, pressing himself into you.
āYes.ā You whisper out.
āQuiet now, arenāt we?ā He teases, his voice low.
āIf youāre gonna kill me, just fucking do it.ā You say.
He laughs loudly, āKill you? Get serious, girl.ā
āThen what do you want?ā
āYou.ā
You say nothing. Your hands are pressed against the counter top of the sink, and his body is pressed against yours. Chest to chest, you have nowhere to go.
āMove.ā You say. Your eyes are locked, and you feel like prey being tortured by predator. Tortured in the way heās doing nothing, just staring you down. He doesnāt budge still.
You grab him by his collar, pulling his face inches from yours.
āMove.ā You say again, your voice pleading.
He notices. Youāre not pleading him to move because of fear, youāre pleading for him to move because of lust.
His fingers trail up your arm, then trace your jaw to pull your chin up. He laces his fingers through your hair, pulling you so that your lips are on his.
He didnāt expect you to kiss him the way you did, it took him by such surprise, which he dared never admit because he was almost never surprised. But the way you grabbed his collar, trying to pull him so deep into you that you both might collapse into each other like stars.
āWhereād this come from?ā He asks breathlessly, barely able to break away from you to get the question out.
āCan you just shut up?ā You say quickly, pulling him back into you.
āAs my queen commands.ā He says, matching your ferocity with the kiss.
Both of his hands rest on your cheeks while he kisses you, but you take one and slowly push it down to your sweats.
āWhy so eager?ā He asks, breathlessly.
āYouāre talking too much.ā You say, pushing him off you. āGet on your knees.ā
He scoffs, shocked. āAre you serious?ā
You nod, and so he listens. He kisses down your body, tugging on your sweats when heās on his knees. He kisses your thighs, mumbling sweet nothings about your body that were too soft to hear.
āThanos-ā
āSu Bong.ā He corrects you, needing to hear you moan his real name.
āSu Bong, please donāt tease me.ā You whine, so he concedes. Lifting up your leg onto his shoulder so he can kiss and lick and suck every part of you. You whine, pulling his purple tufts of hair.
āYou are so sweet,ā He whispers. āSweet like candy.ā
āOh, my boy.ā You moan, egging him on. His nails grip into your thighs unintentionally. Heās just so desperate for you, desperate to taste every drop.
Your nails dig into his forearm, scratching for release.
āPlease, oh, please, Su Bong.ā
He looks up at you, pupils dilated like the size of black holes. You throw your head back, grinding your hips into his mouth, chasing your release.
You pull his hair harshly, and he digs his nails into your thighs even more as you release. You cry out, repeating his name like a prayer, and he moans into you, fueling your release. He doesnāt miss a drop.
He comes off you, breathless. He sets your leg down, pulling your sweats back up as he stands.
You stare at each other, both of you panting in silence for a few moments. You sneak your hand down, resting it against his hard crotch. You smirk a little, and he mirrors it.
āI think I love you.ā He moans as you rub him.
āI think youāre high.ā You respond, and he laughs and nods. He leans down to kiss you again, gentler this time.
āDo you want one?ā He asks, nodding to his necklace. You hesitate, but end up shaking your head no.
āI think we should head back.ā You whisper, still rubbing him. He shakes his head no, moaning into your neck. He grips your jacket in desperate agony.
āI need you so bad.ā He finally admits.
āFine.ā You fold, and heās ever so quick to pull your sweats back down. He unhooks one of your legs from the pants, pulling it up so he can rest it around his hips as he pushes his sweats down just slightly so he can insert himself into you.
So, there you both are. Standing with one leg hooked around him and absolutely gripping the sink as he thrusts into you relentlessly. You donāt even try to hide your moans, throwing your head back in euphoria as Thanos buries his face in your neck with shameful whimpers. You grip onto whatever part of him you can for support. Your back is slamming into the edge of the sink over and over, surely leaving a bruise on your tailbone.
He kisses and sucks on your neck, leaving dark bruised purple hickeys on every inch. Marking you, so that you knew who you belong to and so that everyone else out there knew too.
His thrusts were relentless, and the angle he fucked you was crucial, hitting into your cervix each time. Your hands pushed on his hips, resisting his movements slightly, which only fueled him more.
āStop it.ā He moans.
āYou stop, youāre being so rough.ā You whimper.
āThis is me being gentle,ā He says. āYou want something less than this, then I better not ever catch you speaking to another man again.ā
You moan in defeated acceptance, grasping at his shoulders instead for balance. His perfect thrusts make you leak all over him, his pants soaked with your juices.
āYouāre so wet.ā He moans. āI think youāre gonna make me cum.ā
You tighten around him, sending him into a frenzy. His hands tighten their hold on your thighs, and you yank him by the collar to pull his lips onto yours.
āFuck, Iām cumming, oh please.ā You beg him, between kisses.
āIāve got you.ā He manages to get out, holding you as you let out the most heavenly cry. Your moans send him over, and he pulls out to spill himself all over your cunt.
He smears it on your folds with his hands, and you smack his chest, giving him a push off you while he laughs at your irritability.
āYouāre such a dick.ā You say, wiping yourself with a paper towel from the dispenser. He kisses your neck with a smirk.
āCome lay with me when youāre done.ā He says, walking out of the bathroom.
You roll your eyes, cleaning yourself up before walking out.
You re enter the bunks, searching the room for his bed. Heās in a lower ish one, laying down with hands resting behind his head and his eyes blissfully closed. Your eyes move back and forth between his bed and your empty one, until your feet start moving before your mind can even decide.
He doesnāt even open his eyes when you crawl in beside him. He just wraps his arm around you, kissing your temple as you both drift off to sleep,
both of you blissfully unaware of the horrors of tomorrowās gameā¦
Part 2?
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annoyance - cs55 smau pt2
summary: you don't like carlos but now he's a williams driver and you have to see a lot more of him
a/n: in case you don't know the finalissima is a football match between the winners of the copa america and uefa european championship. the finalissima 2025 will be between argentina and spain. but now apparently it might be played in 2026 ?? which i didn't know when i started this so let's just pretend for the plot thank u
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williamsracing & carlossainz55: 2025, the fight starts nowšš¼
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carlossainz55: Let's go team!! šŖš¶ļø
user5: vamos carlitosss
user3: ready to wear blueš
user9: we will miss franco ā”liked by yourusername
user4: yn took the picture but didn't like the post we stan a petty queenš„
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user1: user4 she liked this one
user4: only bc of alex
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user7: she's my favorite non-wagš¤
yourfriend1: 3rd picture, is there wine on the bag?
yourusername: you know me too wellš·
landonorris: i'm still waiting for those photography tips you promised meš¤Ø
yourusername: once the season starts and only if you buy me food
user2: are they flirting???
yourusername: i finally convince you guys i'm not dating franco and you are already trying to get me involved with someone else pls free mešš
user8: carlos in the likesšš
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alex_albon: carlex for the win
yourusername: i like bonsai
carlossainz55: i prefer carbon
yourusername: ok? make your own comment
yourusername: also why would you prefer carbon?
carlossainz55: idk i just do and we can call our fans carbonara
williamsracing: we agree carlossainz55 carbon it isš
yourusername: williamsracing betrayal š
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y/n: in a scale from 1 to 10, how bad would it be if i quit??
y/n: i can live off franco
your friend: why would you quit don't be ridiculous
your friend: also franco might have less money than you do, it's not a great plan
y/n: i'm convinced carlos thinks i only got this job because of franco and not because of my talent
your friend: did he say that?
y/n: well no
your friend: then?
your friend: cause i honestly still don't understand why you dislike him so much
y/n: okay so when i was at franco's first race i got lost and asked him for directions
y/n: but when i said i was going to williams he asked if i was with franco
y/n: implying i was with franco you know, which already annoyed me
y/n: and then he walked me for a bit, asked me what i do and when i said photographer he said "that's great!"
y/n: but in a sarcastic way?? like it is just a dumb little hobby and he was mocking me
your friend: how do you know?
y/n: body language idkkkk
y/: and then someone called him and he just left me there !!! still lost might i add
your friend: so let me see if i understand correctly
your friend: you met this man at his work place. he helped you while he could, tried to make small talk, then got called for work and now you hate him bc of "body language idkkk"?
y/n: when you put it like that i sound insane
your friend: it is insane babeš¤
y/n: i can't explain it he just sounded condescending
your friend: were you maybe (and just maybe) projecting some of your own fears onto the conversation?
your friends: and all of the things you assume he thinks are the things you are afraid people might think or haters are saying online?
y/n: ...maybe
your friend: do you have any real reason to believe he thinks all those disgusting things??
y/n: ...
y/n: not really
your friend: and don't you think that maybe, since you are working together, the best thing might be to give him another chance? unless proven otherwise?
y/n: ugh i it when you get rational and make sense
your friend: someone has toā¼ļø
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lando: hi yn! just confirming our plans for tonight
lando: also carlos will join us, do u mind?
y/n: hi lando!! tonight it is
y/n: and no, i don't mind
lando: great cause i wasn't sure
lando: see you in a bit
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āŖuser7: carlandooo
āŖfrancocolapinto: she didn't murder him????
landonorris: worst, i'm almost sure i was third wheeling
francocolapinto: the plot thickensš
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user6: yn is so prettyyy ā”liked by carlossainz55
user8: carlos i see you ššš
user7: call me crazy but yn and carlos would make a great couple
user9: that's insane get help š¤
yourusername: these look good, clearly you had the best teacheršŖ
landonorris: debatable
carlossainz55: ignoralo, sigue enojado que hablaramos espaƱol para que no nos entendiera [ignore him, he's still angry we talked in spanish so he wouldn't understand]
landonorris: jokes on you i can translate herešš¼
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franco: so, how did it go?
y/n: surprisingly really good
y/n: and it was fun to speak spanish in front of lando he was PISSED
franco: and with carlos? he's still alive which i'm surprised
y/n: i have to admit i might have been a little quick to judge him...
franco: i told you, he's a cool guy
y/n: yes i guess
franco: you guess?
franco: cause a little bird told me you two hit it off
y/n: forget carlos, i'm going to kill lando
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yourusername: call me maybe
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francocolapinto: para quiƩn estƔs beboteando? [who are you trying to look good for?]
yourusername: you are too annoying for someone currently unemployed
francocolapinto: ouchš
user3: franco what do you know??
landonorris: you look so pretty tonight yn
yourusername: flattery will get you nowhere mister
landonorris: please don't kill me i'm sorryš
user4: what is going on let us innnnn
user5: she started following carlos and then posted this welcome back demi lovato following henry cavill
user7: she's crying for attention šš desperate behavior ācarlossainz55 has blocked this user
user7: carlos blocked me????
user5: deserved
yourfriend1: i love you, you are so hot
yourusername: let's run away together
yourfriend1: deal š¤š¼
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carlos: hola, is this y/n?
carlos: i'm carlos
carlos: you gave me your number the other day
y/n: hola!
y/n: yes it's me
y/n: i'm glad you texted me
y/n: i didn't want to do this with lando there but i wanted to apologize for my behavior towards you
y/n: i might have misjudge some things on our first interaction
y/n: but still that doesn't justify my behavior so i'm sorry
carlos: i had a feeling you weren't a big fan of me but i wasn't sure what i had done lol
carlos: but don't worry about it, all is forgiven
carlos: i just wanted to say i had a great time hanging out
y/n: me too!!
carlos: now i'm curious, what annoyed you that day?
y/n: it's going to sound dumb...
y/n: but when you asked me about franco and me i thought you were undermining my job
carlos: i would never
carlos: i think you are incredibly talented and hard working, you earned this place
carlos: and since we are confessing things
carlos: i was asking about you and franco with the intention of finding out if you were single
y/n: oh
carlos: so, are you watching la finalissima tonight?
y/n: yess franco is coming over to watch it together, you?
carlos: i'm going to watch it with some friends
carlos: i have an idea, wanna make a bet?
y/n: mmm it depends
carlos: if spain wins you have to go on a date with me
y/n: you sound really confident
y/n: and if argentina wins?
carlos: i have to dress like a chili?
y/n: oh you are on
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user5: will this break my yn x carlos family?
francocolapinto: don't tell me, we finally got them to be civilš
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y/n: hey
carlos: hey everything alright? game is still in halftime
y/n: i know
y/n: but about that date
y/n: tomorrow?
carlos: siā¤ļø
carlos: no puedo esperar [i can't wait]
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ź±į“į“Ź į“”ÉŖį“Ź į“į“
//Kang Haerin x Reader//univ!AU//short oneshot//
į“į“į“ɪɓɢ Źį“į“Ź į“x į“į“į“Źį“į“ź± į“”į“ź± į“Źį“ į“Źį“É“. ź°į“ŹŹÉŖÉ“É¢ ź°į“Ź Źį“į“Ź Źį“ź±į“ ź°ŹÉŖį“É“į“
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SYPNOSIS ! Youāve never missed a party. But when Kang Haerināyour best friend/fake girlfriend, and a total loserācups your face and asks you to stay, how could you possibly say no????
WORD COUNT ! 2k TAGS ! Fake Dating, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Fluff & Tension, Light Angst, Nerd/Loser (idfk)!Haerin, Popular!reader, Subtle Jealousy. friends with benefits???, univ!au, fem!reader ofc, CUDDLESSS WARNINGS ! Mild suggestiveness, gay ahhahahah, idk how to write kissing stuff, kinda rushed but idc, Mentions of alcohol/partying,
AUTHOR'S NOTE ! ohmygoff guys i tried a different header style and i donāt like it but iām too lazy to fix it š anyway i got this idea from a tt i saw like a year ago lol
Youāre sitting cross-legged in front of your vanity, lip gloss uncapped in one hand and your phone in the other. A stream of notifications rolls across the screenātexts from your friends about tonightās party, someone asking if youāre bringing Haerin, and a single message from your ex that youāve been ignoring all day.Ā Ā
The girl behind you shifts on the bed, the soft glow from your LED lights casting faint shadows across her face. Sheās still in her oversized sweater, the sleeves bunched over her hands, and her glasses are slipping down the bridge of her nose. Loose strands of hair frame her face as she watches you apply your makeup.Ā Ā
āYouāre really going?ā Haerinās voice is soft, almost hesitant.Ā
You meet her gaze through the mirror, āYeah. Why, you gonna miss me?āĀ you joked
Haerinās eyes drop to her lap, fingers tugging at the frayed hem of her sweater. āNo.āĀ Ā
You roll your eyes. āLiar.āĀ Ā
She doesnāt answer, but you catch the way her lips press together.
Most people wouldnāt dare accuse Haerin of lying. Half the school is either intimidated by her or obsessed with herāthe whole mysterious, nonchalant dreadhead vibe only adds to the appeal. Sheās smart, always at the top of her class, but not in a try-hard way. Itās effortless for her.
At least, thatās what everyone else thinks.
You know better.
āawhh, youāre really not gonna miss me?ā you tease, tilting your head.
Haerinās mouth twitches, almost like sheās fighting a smile. She pushes her glasses up her nose with the edge of her sleeve. āObviously not.ā
Yeah. Sure.
The thing about Haerin is that sheās impossible to readācold and quiet to most, yet with you, sheās something else entirely. A complete loser, really.
Sheās obsessed with frogs. Like, weirdly obsessed. She has a whole album of frog pictures on her phone and once made you sit through a 20-minute Ted Talk about how they absorb water through their skin. And donāt even get started on the fish factsāHaerin has this habit of dropping random, useless knowledge on you at the worst times. (āDid you know some fish can change genders?ā she once whispered during a math test.)Ā Ā
And honestlyāYou find it kind of cute.
You twist around in your seat, setting your lip gloss down and leaning back on your hands. Haerinās still looking down, her glasses sliding lower on her nose as she worries the edge of her sweater between her fingers.Ā Ā
āYou could come with me, you know.āĀ Ā
Haerin scoffs, adjusting her glasses. āWhy would I do that?āĀ Ā
āBecause,ā you shrug, āit would make sense for my girlfriend to be there.āĀ Ā
Haerinās head snaps up, eyes rolling behind her lenses. āYouāre really still going through with that?āĀ Ā
You grin. āWe already agreed, didnāt we?āĀ Ā
āYou agreed.āĀ Ā
āHey! You agreed too,ā you remind her. āYou were the one who said itād be a good idea.āĀ Ā
Haerin huffs, standing up and heading toward your closet.
The whole fake dating thing had been your idea. After your ex moved on a little too fast, you figured making her jealous was the obvious solution. And who better to rope into your ridiculous plan than your own best friend?
It worked maybe a little too well. Your ex definitely noticed, and Haerin played the part better than you expected. Too good, even. The way she held your hand, the way she looked at you like you were the only person in the roomāit felt real.
Then your ex texted you she said she wanted to talk, maybe even try again. But you turned her down without hesitation and never mentioned it to Haerin.
And somehow, instead of ending the whole thing right there⦠you just kept going.
āGreat.ā You hum to yourself, picking up your brush again.
You hear Haerin rummaging through your closet, followed by the shuffle of fabric. When you glance back, you see her pulling on a blue flannelāand then⦠a baseball cap.
She adjusts the brim low over her face as she sits back down on the bed.
āYou are not wearing a baseball cap to the party,ā you arch a brow, grabbing your phone and a handful of makeup products as you walk toward her.
The girl on your bed leans back, tipping the brim upward slightly. āWhatās wrong with baseball caps?ā
āAt a party? Everything.ā
You toss the cap behind you and slide into her lap without thinkingāan easy, familiar motion, like slipping into your favourite seat. Her hands instinctively hover at your waist, hesitating just for a moment before resting there, light but sure, as if theyāve done it a hundred times before.
āLet me do your makeup,ā you say, grinning as you hold her chin between your fingers.
āWhat?ā Haerin blinks, pushing her glasses up with her knuckle.
āYouāll look cute.ā
āNo.ā
āPlease?ā
Silence. Which is basically a yes to her.
āYayā
Her breath hitches when you push her glasses up onto her head. Her hands tighten on your waistājust slightly, just enough for you to notice.
You pretend not to.
She watches as you put blush onto her cheeks, her lashes fluttering when you swipe a soft stroke across her nose. When you lean in to do her eyeliner, your thumb resting lightly beneath her jaw, you feel itāthe faintest tremor beneath your fingers.
āSit still,ā you murmur, leaning in to draw her eyeliner. Your left hand steadies her head, thumb resting just beneath her jaw.
Her gaze flickers upānot toward the mirror, but directly at you.
And now youāre close enough to see the gold flecks in her irises, the way her breath subtly hitches in her throat.
How is she supposed to stay still when youāre this close?
āThere.ā You smile, brushing your thumb lightly over the curve of her cheek. āPretty.ā
Though, you couldāve sworn you didnāt put that much blush on herā¦
Haerin avoids your gaze instead flicking toward the corner of the room
āHmā¦wait.ā You squint, studying her face. āYouāre missing something.ā
āAh!...lipstick.ā
Her gaze drops immediately to your lips.
You hum to yourself, twisting slightly as you glance toward the side of the couch, brushing your hand along the cushion in search of the tube. āDamn⦠I forgot to bring it over.ā
You start to push yourself up ā but before you can move, Haerinās hands shift at your sides, her fingers brushing lightly over your waist like sheās steadying you.
You blink. āHaerin?ā
Her cheeks are bright pink, her breath shaky. For a moment, it feels like time slows. The warmth of her hands bleeds through your shirt, and youāre close enough to see the quick rise and fall of her chest.
And then her hands slide up, cupping your face, her thumbs skimming over your skin.
Your breath stutters.
She hesitates, eyes flicking down to your mouth, then back upālike sheās waiting for you to stop her.
You donāt.
And then, softly (almost shyly) Haerin kisses you.
Your breath stutters as her mouth moves hesitantly at firstālike sheās bracing for you to pull away. But you donāt. Your hands curl into the fabric of her flannel as she leans in deeper, her thumb brushing over your cheekbone.
āProblem solved,ā she whispers.
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Youāve always gone to the parties.
Seriouslyāalways. If thereās a party happening, your name is on the guest. People expect you to be there. You have a reputation for it, being the life of the party, the one who knows exactly where the good drinks are, whoās sneaking into the pool after midnight, and which couple is probably going to break up by the end of the night.
Skipping a party? Thatās not really your thing.
So when Haerin asks, āYouāre really going?ā itās not a weird question. Of course youāre going.
Or⦠you were.
Your lips are still tingling when Haerin pulls back, just barely, her face hovering so close that you can feel her breath against your skin. Her glasses have slipped down her nose again, and her hands are still cradling your face like sheās afraid to let go.
Your heart is pounding. Actually, pounding might be an understatement āitās doing backflips and somersaults and possibly breaking Olympic records right now.
āNow, Stay,ā Haerin whispers.
Your eyes widen. āWhaāā
She leans in again, a soft kiss against the corner of your mouth this time. So soft you barely feel it, but it sends a hot spark shooting down your spine.
āStay,ā she says again.
Youāre starting to feel dizzy. āHaerināā
Another kissāthis time against your jaw. Her lips linger there for a second longer than they should, and you swear you feel her breath hitch against your skin.
In Haerinās head, everythingās loud and quiet at the same time.
This wasnāt supposed to happen. It wasnāt real. Just a dumb plan to make your ex jealous. Thatās what Haerin had told herself, over and over, every time you held her hand in public, every time you leaned into her side, every time someone called her your girlfriend. It was supposed to be harmless.
But somewhere between the ice cream dates and the way you smiled at her, it stopped feeling fake.
She should pull away. She should stop.
But she canāt.
Because the truth is, Haerin doesnāt want it to be fake anymore.
āStay.ā
Your brain is short-circuiting. Haerinās hands slide from your cheeks to the back of your neck, her fingertips pressing lightly into your skin.
What the hell is happening right now??
Her lips brush the tip of your nose next āso soft it almost makes you laugh if you werenāt so busy trying not to combust.
āStay.ā
Her voice is steadier this time ā more sure of itself.
You canāt breathe. Your hands are gripping the front of her flannel now, your knuckles white from how hard youāre holding on.
Her lips press lightly to the side of your neck next, just below your ear. Warm. Careful. She pulls away slowly, like sheās testing the reactionāand oh god, if your face gets any hotter youāre going to actually catch fire.
You canāt move. Canāt think. Canāt do anything except sit there, wide-eyed and very much on the verge of collapse.
Haerin tilts her head, brushing her lips over yours one more timeāso soft and slow that it feels almost dreamlike. And when she pulls back, her eyes are dark behind her glasses, her cheeks flushed.
āStay,ā she whispers.
And then-
ā...Please?ā
Your whole body jolts like someone just hit you with a defibrillator. Haerinās hands are still cupping the back of your neck, her forehead pressed against yours. Her lips are parted, her breath coming out as shaky.
Your mouth opens and nothing comes out. Your heart is beating so loud you canāt even hear yourself think.
āUhāā
Haerinās eyes flick to your lips againā and for a second, you think sheās going to kiss you againĀ
āOkay,ā you breathe.
You donāt even know if you said it out loud or just thought it, but Haerinās face relaxes, the corners of her mouth twitching upward.
And just like that
This was the first time you didnāt attend a party.
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Your phone buzzes from where itās balanced on the edge of the couch. You reach for it, trying not to disturb Haerināwho is currently asleep on top of you, her face buried in the crook of your neck, her arms lazily draped around your waist.
You squint at the screen. Hanni.
You sigh and swipe to answer the call, careful to keep your voice low.
āHello?ā you whisper.
āDUDE, WHERE ARE YOU?ā Hanniās voice is practically vibrating through the phone, loud enough to make you wince. You can barely hear her over the sound of music thumping in the background.
āIām⦠not coming,ā you murmur.
āWhat?!ā Hanniās voice sharpens. āWhat do you mean youāre not coming? Are you sick???ā
You open your mouth to respond, but then Haerin shifts, her arms tightening slightly around your waist as she nuzzles closer. A soft hum escapes her lips.
And suddenly, you can't think of a single reason to leave.
āā¦I just donāt feel like it,ā you say, your voice barely above a breath.
āYou donāt feel like it?ā Hanni scoffs. āGirl, Since when?ā
You hesitate, shifting your phone to your other hand. Haerin shifts too, her breath warm against your neck. You donāt dare move, the same way youād stay still if a cat had settled in your lap.
Thatās when Hanniās gaze sharpens. Her eyes narrow as she squints at the screen.
āWait⦠why are you whispering?ā
āIāā
Her gaze drops. Her eyes widen.
āWait.ā Hanni leans closer to the camera, her brows furrowing. āAre thoseāā
You frown. āWhat?ā
āY/N.ā
āWhat??ā you panic.
āAre those lipstick marks?ā
Hanniās eyes nearly pop out of her head. āIS THAT HAEāā
You hang up.
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Cuddle/Sleep Headcanons š¤š
Pairing(s): characters x Gn!reader
Character(s): Percy, Jason, Leo, Frank, Hazel, Annabeth, Piper, Calypso, Ethan, Nico, Octavian, Reyna
Percy Jackson
Heās a horrible sleeper
I mean sure, you can sleep and cuddle like the couple you are
However, that doesnāt stop him from sleeping wildly
Limbs sprawled all over the freaking place and the only reason you know is because of the concerning amount of times youāve woken up under some of them
To make it worse?
Heās a blanket hogger
He doesnāt rlly hog it in the sense that he steals it all
I mean he does, but he sorta just slides off the bed and takes the rest of the blanket with him
The urge to just š«
But yea š
Nice to cuddle with but not to sleep with sorry not sorry
6/10
Jason Grace
Kinda stiff ngl
Like damn bitch, you live like this?
Plus he sleeps on his back face up ššš
Like wtf Jason
Are u ok?
In terms of actually cuddling, heās pretty good
His arms are firm and his hugs are tight yet comforting
Plus he smells pretty good
Like no joke
Iād kinda see you sleeping on his chest since bro sleeps on his back
Itās nice but the stiffness is not appreciated š
Atleast heās not a blanket hogger and heās quite considerate with the blankets and stuff
So
8/10
Leo Valdez
He sleeps two different ways
The first way is pretty compacted
What I mean is, he sleeps he sleeps bundled up by the blanket in a blanket burrito
The other one is where he sleeps sprawled out, limbs all over the place, blanket discarded
Just like Percy
So when heās in a blanket burrito best believe heās taking you with him
He usually does this during winter because he naturally runs hot
Anyway, he pulls you in and kinda bundled the blanket around you two for you guys to cuddle and be as close as possible
But when heās sprawled out with his limbs everywhere he likes to cuddle with you on top of him
That or youāre abused and crushed by him in your sleep
Plus yknow how he runs hot? Well itās absolute hell
Itās so hot and honestly suffocating when heās sleeping on you š
Throw him on the ground pls
Ima rate him a 7/10 cuz he aināt bad and if anything I love him so š¤·
Frank Zhang
Heās the best
Sortaā¦
Heās obviously huge so
He fully embraces you and hugs you so itās pretty comfortable
And he sleeps on his side or stomach so thereās plenty of room
Even if heās a bit stiff heās still pretty nice to cuddle with
Heās pretty considerate on how you like to sleep/cuddle
He likes holding you so heās not that picky
Honestly nothing to complain about with him
Except for one thingā¦
You canāt tell me this guy doesnāt fart š
Iām sorry but he just gives me those vibes
And itās so bad
And not even on purpose either
It just happens but itās the most traumatic thing ever
He feels pretty bad too š
Also when yāall are sleeping you just end up on different sides of the bed
Heās just casually on top of the blanket and you canāt even pull it from under him
Youāre left shivering in the cold
Hazel Levesque
I love her š«¶
I see her sleeping on her sides and stomach tbh
Sheās so sweet too
She loves to cuddle with you and even tho she doesnāt rlly have a firm grip she still likes to hold you
She especially likes to sleep on you
Either on your chest or just cuddled up to you
And she smells pretty sweet
Like clean laundry too like lawd
But ofc thereās gotta be some downsides
Thereās isnāt really none with her, but with you
You end up stealing the blankets and hazel wakes up mad and cranky
Thatās all and she quickly forgives you
Annabeth Chase
Sleeps on her back or side
She doesnāt really like cuddling all that much
She prefers to have some space and stuff when she sleeps
But if you want, sheās open to cuddling
She loves to both be held and to hold you
Mostly itās mutual holding
Plus she probably sleeps with the fan on
Idk how to explain it
If youāre the type to always talk during night time then sheād react differently
Like if you gotta sleep asap cuz of the mission and all you do is yap
Then sheās turning her back on you and ignoring
What a meanie
At least she apologizes the next day but still
I donāt rlly see her stealing the blanket or anything but she is pretty stiff
Like besides hugging and stuff she lowkey just lets you hug her when she doesnāt feel like moving
Mood
Also since she smells good ofc ur gon sniff and sheāll be weirded out and ignore u this way too š
Piper McLean
She sleeps anyway tbh
She pretty cuddly and likes to snuggle w you
She usually likes to be held, but either way is fine
Especially after a fight or exhausting time with monsters
Sheāll hold you in her arms too
She smells pretty nice and if you say so?
Well she finds it endearing
Unlike a certain someone
*cough cough* annabeth
But yea sheās the best
But she wonāt hesitate to kick you out if you refuse to share the blanket
She gets enough crap from Leo
Who is just constantly annoying her
Calypso
The best
Like she fr loves to cuddle
With everything sheās been through best believe sheās the best cuddler
Honestly she sleeps whatever way
Sheās another who loves to be held and to hold others
Especially if youāre hurt or anything
Then sheās try and tend to you
Even in sleep
Most times sheās a small spoon
Sheās loved so many people who never loved her back
So perhaps sheās just a tad bit touch starved
And would obviously give in to any affection
As previously mentioned she loves to hold you too
Mostly just having you lean on her shoulder or lay on her lap but it also extends to cuddling on occasion
Sheāll have you lay on her chest and in her arms and play with your hair
Ethan Nakamura
Heās so stiff itās painful
(Not actually)
Heās definitely loyal, the books show that much
So despite his personal feelings with touch (heās no doubt another touch starved person) heād like to cuddle with you nonetheless
Not much in the beginning but heād definitely warm up to you
And in the process, realize how much he wants it
Heāll let you love him however you want (cuddle him) and let you play with his hair
Which he loves
Eventually he gets enough courage to reciprocate
But heās still stiff
Not the best when hugging or cuddling you because of how flustered he gets
Once you two go to bed and he falls asleep, he gets pretty subconsciously protective so heāll hold you tight
Nico Di Angelo
Yes
Just yes
He loves to cuddle never made it obvious before tho
Another who was pretty stiff and touch starved
He gets over it quickly when he sees what you have to offer
I mean usually he just sleeps bundled up under the blankets, engulfed by their warmth
But with you there he just pulls you under the blankets with him so you can cuddle that way
Is mostly just mutual holding
He mostly just liked to intertwine your legs or hold onto you like a koala
I see him as a blanket stealer when youāre not glued together
Heās either super sleepy or not at all
When heās tired he just drags you to bed, since thatās the only time nightmares donāt plague him
But when hes suffering from his insomnia he likes it when you stay up and talk with him
Idk to him it feels intimate but if you choose to go to bed, he wonāt take it personally
If you play with his hair he wonāt admit it but he loves it
Octavian
Ew.
Sorry I hate him but seeing that youāre here, you probs love him
So letās get this over w
Heās rlly long and lanky and boney
Doesnāt stop yall from cuddling tho ig
And like a weirdo he sleeps on his back, arms to his side, head facing upward
Honestly probably obsessed with you
Only way heād cuddle/ be in a relationship with you
Heās probably never been touched by another person
So he definitely likes to be held
Plus the bastard is selfish
And he doesnāt hold you
šā¦
Yea so 1/10
Iām being generous
Reyna Ramirez-Arellano
I love her šš«¶š«¶
Yea she probs love you so ofc sheās gonna cuddle w u
Often times sheās busy with the duties of praetor so she canāt cuddle š
But itās ok cuz when she can itās the best
Not only is she holding you and making you feel cared after
But she also plays with your hair
Also you have to hold her
I donāt make the rules, just look at her, she needs it
When you do sheās a bit put off
But eventually she lets you coddle her
So more often than not sheās little spoon and comfortable
Just like she deserves
Yes beautiful
9/10
āāāāāāāā-
Note: I just realized Reyna is a hunter now idk why I even wrote hers š maybe pre-hunter Reyna??? Idk man
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