#idk fanfic terms

[no-you-dont-see-me]

Yuu: "If a fae were also a vampire would they be able to drink human blood?"

Lilia: "I'd assume so. Why do you ask?"

Yuu: "It's just. . .we have iron in our blood. Perhaps the amount would be too small to cause any harm-"

Sebek: "YOU WHAT?!"

Now anytime Yuu even gets a papercut Sebek makes them stay 100ft away from Lilia and Malleus.

Even funnier is when he gets hurt and starts acting out a soap opera.

[jadecantcreate]

Kremy Lecroux and Gideon Coal had forgotten they were a simple flinch, a passing breeze, a slippery hand, or a drop of rain, away from ruin, and that ignorance was the beginning of their downfall. Hubris and rage, greed and wrath…no matter its origin, sin leads to sin, and sinners attract other sinners. Whether due to chance or fate, two paths cross and intertwine, never to split again.

my take on how gideon and kremy first met & what led up to it! beta read by my beloved mutual @szaryherbatnik

its 6.2k words so a pretty short (but hopefully enjoyable) read, id really appreciate it if you checked it out! <3

[misty-memories09]

I...I...I can't find the fic I was writing for sabioba, I'll literally start crying bro what is going on nooooo😭😭😭 the heavens and earth is against me like i swear I opened it a while ago wdym that it's gone??? I'll try recovering it or maybe rewriting it but atleast I have a few screenshots of it so it's not completely gone but I am now rather depressed, I feel like writing an opposite of love letter to Google docs. A hate letter. Also, the fanfic writer curse is real (other than what I just said), I got sore thighs and it hurts so bad bro 😭😭😭

Here's some sabioba chibi for the mean time as I try to cope with my failure :

Ship so rare that you all just know eachother (there's three of us damnit 😂).

[bucket-hat-benjamin]

Hey folks, trying to write fic for myself with alternate genin teams. The idea keeps coming back every couple months.

How each option would probably pan out:

Choji: this is the option I keep leaning towards. Choji’s frustrated as fuck with his team since he’s been raised from diapers to put an emphasis on teamwork. He doesn’t really bother talking to his team at this point and is happy to tell Ino or Shikamaru anything about them. The bonus to Choji being on team 7 is that Ino, Kiba and Hinata would be together under Kurenai- she’d probably be a great teacher for all of them, but the important part is that the team would be messy. Ino and Kiba would constantly butt heads, and I don’t think they would be cruel to Hinata but neither of them would notice how distressed she gets when they argue.

Ino: could be really comedic, probably a lot better team dynamic on team 7. Also would probably mean I would push for some InoSaku which would be adorable. I think it would be funny if Ino and Sakura were both screaming at each other and one upping each other, talking about Sasuke as if he’s some trophy husband as both teams watch from the sidelines. Can you see the vision. Team Kurenai would also be more functional I’d reckon.

Kiba: team Kurenai would be more functional, and team 7 would have lovely drama with 3-way screaming matches. Frankly, this option tempts me because of how isolating it would be for Kiba. It would make is character very fun for after the Sand Invasion and during the time skip.

Hinata: would give her a painfully awkward position in team 7 since, like Kiba, she really needs a stable, safe adult in her life (which Kakashi is for sure not), so it could be pretty interesting for her character. It would slather just that extra bit of angst unto her character. This option wasn’t that appealing to me at first, but I could see it working. I still think writing the other options would be more interesting, but I wanted to see what people thought anyways.

Team Kurenai probably would be more functional with choji on it instead of hinata. And choji would probably find Ino and Kiba’s fights amusing, if not a little sometimes frustrating.

[whirlybirbs]

it’s 5:20am i cannot sleep i am consumed with thoughts and yearning for keigo takami i need to be euthanized

[bloodydeanwinchester]

obsessed with jess calling the liquor store a package store. new england native jess??

heard from your mother (she don't recognize you)

[funnyscienceman]

lowkey contemplating if it actually wouldve been better or worse if Kino really were still alive and just trapped in the backrooms..

[bell-swamp-fitzjames]

sick of me that my fascination with tozer does stem from him seeing tuunbaq get collins' soul. get haunted tozer

[mewnoroma]

Thinking about what type of fanfiction I'd like to write for Eigong, and I've been a little fixated on her roots. Like...I know she has them when she's mentoring Yi and Kuafu because of the latter's vital sanctum. And she gets more as that part of the story progresses...but like. How did she implement them to begin with? Did it hurt?

[zero-is-nebulous]

RAAAAAH!!!! SILLIES!!!!!

Here are the original gifs for your convenience, many apologies about the quality, I oopsy daisied them into being a bit blurry and the remastered versions are too big a file for tumblr to handle

[abugsomewhere]

I’ve written 541 words so far, these chapters are gonna be long ones. It’s looking like it’ll be… uhh, maybe 2k words per chapter?? That’s the goal at least. I’m not amazing at estimating, but around 2k is what I usually see in chapters. So, opinions on chapter length?

[callsign-rogueone]

I have ideas…

Liam x Aggressive!Reader,, and Garrick x Pacifist!Reader. I think those dynamics would be fun to write about and I have fics sketched out for both but would anybody read them is the question 😅

also no I haven’t abandoned the current series on my page I just have ADHD and my Current Favorite Media™️ changes a lot oops

[star-racing]

would anyone be interested in seeing snippets of my voltron fic as I work on it or do we not really care until it's all finished and the fic is ready to be updated?

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

Not to be completely unhinged in this post rn but while I cannot lie about liking some aspects of omegaverse shit I've never been able to really enjoy the full on "omegaverse" because of the weirdly manufactured like. Oppression??? Like the sociostructual aspects of it make me so uncomfortable lmfao. I have to experience and bear witness to so much casual oppression and discrimination based on non-controllable factors in my daily life and it makes me so upset and exhausted enough, I don't wanna see it IN MY PORN?????

Why can't I just read about men fucking sloppy and getting pregnant and mating for life and shit without having to think about one of them getting. Denied job opportunities lmfao. I went more in detail in the tags I'm just. Oof.

[rainswept]

saving u all from the asshole fuckboy aventurine agenda half of this fandom is so hellbent on portraying