#idiots i adore them

[dewwshi]

he may be the better swordsman but we all know who wins the wrestling matches

(psst i'm on bluesky now i guess?)

[ravenlilyrose]

Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.

Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”

Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*

Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”

Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’

And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?

Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.

Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.

[xgermankittycatx--commsopen]

more klance sketches!!! :D these two have burried themselves into my 2 braincells and i can't get them out, please someone help me get them out, my roommates think i'm crazy

[egophiliac]

C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

[starwarjotta]

happy Valentine's Day my dears <3 you are all so very lovely

[ilaneya]

i got reminded that my maedhros has range 💅🏻✨

[ineffableaddiction]

I appreciate how formal Aziraphale is towards Crowley after the church explodes, removing his hat and thanking him.

But he wasn’t wearing a hat when the bomb hit (it was in his hands), so the real miracle he performed included having his hands free, just to remove said hat in a chivalrous gesture.

I freaking love Aziraphale.

[zishuge]

when the horror drama is a comedy The Spirealm 致命游戏 (2024) | Eps. 26 + 27

[shadebloopnik]

I just want Alastor and Lucifer's relationship in canon to develop enough to be chaotic besties. Like- we all know this alr, but they'd work SOOOO well together- Dramatic and emotionally passionate, with his sarcastic dark humor murder bestie its a fucking sitcom guys comeon-

Imagine a scene of Lucifer practicing talking to Lilith, just pouring his heart out in a declaration of love. And then it pans over to Alastor in a blonde wig, still with his suit and all, just going "Hmmm! No😁", and Lucifer throwing a book at his face like "TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Alastor dramatically sighs and fixes his wig with a "Ohh alright old chap." He clears his throat and takes a deep breath and-

Pulls out a stack of papers with 'DIVORCE' scribbled messily on it and says in the most feminine sounding voice, "Now darling if you'll just sign here-"

Lucifer tackles him.

[nicoscheer]

We’ve been blessed with an entire HOUR of interview

I’ll be honest I’ve frankly got no clue according to which criteria I’ve picked the moments, just somes I felt were nice, funny or interesting

3:44 his uncle, his dads brother had a pub called RAT AND PARROT (everything you’ve come to expect)

10:32 “I was wanking into oatmilk” you was doing what into what now ?! 🥛🫣

None of them being able to let the other finish their sentence is fucking hilarious 😂

19:56 “1994 I was 8 … or 10”; my mans you were born in 86 please tell me how you could have possibly been 10 years old fucking early onset dementia

20:20 “I’m a kinky fuck”

21:47 “I’m into therapy and psychology and how you deal with situations”

38:45 “he’ll be me bro till I die” (bout Alex)

49:45 “there was always a picture of Al Pacino on the friDge” (his voice just jumped three fuckin octaves there for a sec)

50:44 just the sound and face he made 🥹🥹

54:38 “whatever I’m feeling I’m doing”

55:01 IMMEDIATELY going for Penne al’arrabiata and then cottage pie as comfort food

55:17 just look at that endearing face

56:07 bit of this or that (Liverpool vs London)

58:02 YESS to him kissing both of them on the cheek

The post

Little goat headbutt

That darling 🥹🫠🫶🏽

[badventist-petite]

The Grayson & Bell Variety Show [1/∞] Randolph Bell and Grayson Betournay The Resident - 2.06: Nightmares

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: Husk let me fell asleep with my head in his lap and kissed my cheek when I woke up. He's so cute. I wish he liked me.

Cherri: *looks into the camera like she's on The Office*

[emmster]

Do you tan or burn LT?

An impeccable bronze Johnny

Tan lines around the eyes

Naturally

[king-drawsstuff]

ouhhh sanrio collab sakura youbmake me ILL your so dear 2 me

[totebagchicbariista]

[soapytrash]

I still have the daisies he gave me