#idiot man (affectionate)

[mblue-art]

BAD SANSUARY // [29] glow for owl-bones's event !

pov u attacked the little error doll he gave u w/ sooo many smoochies and he felt all of it

alt. vers. under the cut !

[qveenpoppy]

"There's a couple of takes [in the lunch scene] where I just wanted to say [to Wolf], 'God, you're such a dork.' But in the way where it's like, 'You're so cute; you're such a dork.'"

-- Teddy Sears, in a recent interview about Episode 8

[thefrogdalorian]

Imagine living on Nevarro and one day you see this idiot Buckethead flailing and tumbling in the sky with his silly little cape flapping in the wind right next to his jetpack... I'd momentarily be concerned he's about to set himself on fire and then die of laughter I think

[avenin7]

Doing another reread of @ginneke ‘s fic Seed of Song and it has me all emotional about the end of the last chapter; Gin please let these two have a family cuddle sesh! They need it so bad after that ordeal! A very normal, totally platonic (??) accidental co-parent, post battle, cuddle.

I have to say, if for some unfathomable reason you haven’t read this fic, please do! It’s genuinely so good! It has such good world building and a sense of realism to the environment and characters that I deeply enjoy and appreciate! I’m not typically into in-progress fics but it’s such a treat that I find it so worth it to keep up with it!

(here’s a link to the fic if y’all desire to read it)

[clown-busters]

Andrew Minyard is such an enigma because he's constantly going "this is nothing" and "shut up" and "I don't care what you do" with the oddest levels of sexual tension a man could force into those words and two days later he's wearing matching outfits with his boyfriend

[ilov3b00kss0much]

Featuring my favorite idiots ever

@justalunaticfangirl I'm sorry this took so long I had to go shower and then my mom called me to help her with chores and stuff. Also I'm running on like 5 hours of sleep bear with me.

this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever written it was so fun

Will also be posted on AO3 later!

“Polites! I swear to all the Gods I will make your life a living hell if you don’t come here right now! I am going to send you to the underworld VERY early!” Odysseus yelled, chasing after a laughing Polites. In his hand was a large map, the path home. Along with a bunch of calculations for the ships, and a drawing of Penelope made by a talented artist back in Ithaca. 

“No way, Ody! You haven’t slept since we left Troy!” Polites said, flashing a grin back at Odysseus.

“Eurylochus! Help me here!” Odysseus said, passing him as he ducked under a rope. Eurylochus looked over, then smirked at Odysseus. 

“No can do, Captain. I’m with Polites on this. Penelope won’t be too happy if we return her husband looking like a haggard beggar.”

“But- but- ah! I need to plot our route carefully. Our rations are already low, and I don’t want any delays. I haven’t seen my wife in ten years, for the God’s sake!”

“Yeah, and that’s why you need to rest! You really want her first look at you to be exhausted and half asleep? You want to greet her with actual energy, right. Or do you think she doesn’t deserve that?” Polites teased. Odysseus glared at him, but he smirked back.

“Fine! But three hours. That’s it.”

         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Eurylochus. I have a question,” Polites said, looking up at his (much) taller friend.

“Yeah, Polites?” 

“Can I try to lift your sword?”

Eurylochus gaped at him. 

“What.”

“It looks so heavy. I’m really curious.”

“Polites this is not a good idea.”

“Please?”

“No.”

“Pleaseeeee.”

“I-Fine.” Euylochus lifted the sword out of the scabbard on his back and handed it to Polites, keeping one hand on the blade.

“Eurylochus. Let me hold it fully.”

“Polites no.”

“Please.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No.”

“Yesss.”

“Ugh. Fine. Only for a bit though. Are you sure?”

“Yes.”

Eurylochus dropped his hand and Polites immediately stumbled, sword tottering in his hands. 

“Eury…help,” Polites gasped, trying desperately to keep the sword from impaling anyone.

Eury quickly grabbed it again, lifting out of Polites’s grasp.

“And this is why I didn’t want you to take it.”

“HOW DO YOU DO THAT?”

“Practice.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“We strike now,” Odysseus whispered to Eurylochus. Eurylochus nodded, hiding behind the large trunk at the corner of the room. He glanced at the still form of Polites, barely stirring. It was time. He nodded at Odysseus, who gave him a thumbs-up. 

Eurylochus crawled towards Polites, doing his best to be silent. The wooden floor creaked beneath him, and he winced. However, Polites didn’t wake, only stirring a bit. Eurylochus got to the very edge of the hammock, then groped around in the darkness. There. The glasses. He gave Odysseus a thumbs-up and they both retreated.

—

“ODY! EURY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GLASSES?” Polites yelled, throwing the cabin door open. Odysseus glanced at Eurylochus, trying very hard to hold back his laughter. 

“I don’t know, Polites,” he said, shrugging. “Have you checked the floor?”

“YES. THREE TIMES. ODYSSEUS PLEASE I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING.”

Odysseus swallowed his laughter yet again, smiling innocently.

“I don’t know, I swear.”

“ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA, I WILL TURN THE ENTIRE SHIP OVER GIVE ME MY FUCKING GLASSES.”

“I don’t know, really!” 

“EURY? PLEASE I’M GOING INSANE.”

Odysseus could no longer hold back his laughter, and doubled over, laughing so hard he was gasping for air. Eurylochus glanced at him and started laughing too, trying not to embarrass himself.

“I KNEW IT! GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES.” 

“Here, here, take them. This is payback.”

“FOR WHAT?”

“When you stole my plans.”

“THAT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.”

“Whatever. All debts settled?”

“Fine. Never do that again.”

“Deal.”

[usertoxicyaoi]

"I'm the only one in the world who'd think 'sunny' is a dirty word."

MY PERSONAL WEATHERMAN (2023). Episode 1.

[i-may-be-an-emu]

livestream #34 has got to be my favourite one so far honestly

[mako-neexu]

its so funny dfssjhdlk dantes and oberon doing the most weirdest or most fucked up things ever because they love guda and are literally their PRIMARY protectors in guda's dreamscape/psyche meanwhile i didnt think that THE REST of the dream servants are more BEHAVED considering their track record/how they are lol

[mblue-art]

man's skull feels like the fkn sun <3

my artjuice is going into shitposting

[crowned-with-antlers]

Doing a rewatch and you know when Petey tells outie-Mark that innie-Mark still carries the grief with him, he just doesn’t know what it is?

Stands to reason that it works the other way, doesn’t it?

The whole reason Petey broke out and got the experimental reintegration lobotomy was because of the fucked up stuff going on down on the severed floor. He smuggled out proof in the form of that tape of innie-Mark being subjected to the torture of the Break Room. He mentioned that he and innie-Mark had tried to go through the proper channels and lodge complaints to get the abuse stopped and it didn’t work.

On a rewatch you can really see the cracks and the fear in innie-Mark when he’s trying to temper Helly’s raging against the system. “Mr. Milchick is a nice man, but he can’t always be nice like that.” BRO. And he’s trying so hard to protect her from the fallout of her attempts to escape that he takes the punishment for her. And then there’s Cobel waging psychological warfare and physical abuse against him for two goddamn years. And knowing that this existence is all he knows…

Does outie-Mark feel it on some level? Does he think that it’s just more of his own grief dragging him down? No wonder the man can never heal or move forward.

Mark. MARK. Listen to me you offputting, pathetic dumpster kitten of a man: you cut off a part of yourself so that he wouldn’t have to feel the grief of your wife’s death, but he’s trapped in the torment nexus, Mark.

[theotherbuckley]

It’s funny that Eddie and Maddie were supposed to end up together but instead they did a complete 180 and instead gave them like no scenes together.

[moonchild-in-blue]

ii and iii wore what?

ii and iii did WHAT??

VESSEL?? DID WHAT???

TF IS UP CHICAGO, DID THE BEAN™ BLESS THE AIR OR SMTH??

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

The important thing to remember with Astarion is that yes, he is elegant and seductive and charming, but he's also a fuckin' weirdo, and if you have to default to one of the two, go with weirdo.

[rimeiii]

Been playing a little bit too much of Puyo Puyo 20th Anniversary when I suddenly remembered this game's Satan is such a softie he couldn't turn down Lidelle calling him 'big brother' lmao.

Now I kinda need a WHB version of this with WHB Satan in Puyo Puyo Satan's place but who would be in Lidelle's spot lmfao

[whoblewboobear]

Ooooh I’m having Porter thoughts. His masculinity is so performative, he knows how to play into it. He’s comfortable in it but he’s also comfortable not presenting typically masculine. He’s connected to his body and the feelings of it and he can notice a change in it the minute he wakes up and find a way to get back to his base level normal.

But he can’t comprehend his emotions to save his life. He knows rage, he gets anger, but he can go beyond that, he hasn’t stopped at anger in years. He feels and expresses love in the way he does everything else: physically.

Whether it’s through sex, fist fighting, screaming, squeezing the thing so hard until it pops, eating a gift, whatever. If it’s a physical, tangible, bodily expression of love it makes sense to him. But saying it? Hardest thing in the fucking world. Because it requires so much vulnerability and he doesn’t do anything vulnerably. It might fucking kill him.

He loves giving gifts though. He loves cooking. He loves saying “I love you,” in all the ways that don’t involve saying it. The person will understand, right? Jace will understand?

His Jace that is so in tune with his emotions, so vulnerable but in a way that’s so strong to him. He looks at Jace and sees strength in his smiles and soft touches and the kisses he leaves at the corner of his mouth. His Jace that doesn’t hesitate to say I love you for the first time.

Porter still kicks himself for not saying it back in a way that Jace would appreciate. He should’ve said it back, he just didn’t know how.