#idiot babies

[juqujunk]

when you realize the cute girl you've been hanging with is cute 💖

[applesfallingfromblondehair]

I’m sorry. Ross fucked another person twice. I mean. A kiss it’s something we can say “hormones, teenage mess”. But girls fucking somebody else twice, that’s wild even for an adult. And the gaslighting at the game and the argument. I feel sick. If I was Matty’s friend I would be like ‘sister wake up’ (i made this up, in Spain we would say ‘amiga date cuenta’ and I think that’s the closest thing in English hahaha)

I love that we are referring to them all as "girls" in this scenario 😅

everything you said makes a lot of sense of course, but if I may put on my Devil's Advocate wig once more: they are idiot babies. yes, this whole thing would be WILD and a pile of red flags if they were adults, but they aren't. they're 16/17 and everything is new and wild and fucking scary. god knows I made my fair share of incredibly moronic mistakes at that age, and I definitely commend you if that wasn't the case for you but I guess I've decided to channel a much messier reality into this story.

I would, however, love for someone to tell them all to wake the fuck up and start making better choices 😂

[lionfloss]

mau mau

[manny-jacinto]

THE BOYS 4x01 'Department of Dirty Tricks'

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 5 :]

Oscar got into space the only way reasonably available to him - put all his money in a stack, and then climbed on it until he reached earth orbit

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[mothsshoes]

i said on twitter if i got one like i’d draw them making out/fighting so here we are

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i went overboard.. the toxic yaoi took me over

[tizeline]

I bet raph goes like 🤯 whenever April go big sis mode but Donnie AND leo snickers at his reaction as well.

Bro is NOT prepared for the little brother treatment!

[wilwheaton]

Advertisers to Apartheid Nepo Baby: Your brand is too toxic for us and our customers, so we’re leaving if you don’t address that.

Apartheid Nepo Baby to Advertisers: Go. Fuck. Yourself!

Advertisers to Apartheid Nepo Baby: Okay. Bye.

Also Apartheid Nepo Baby to Advertisers: WHAT? You can’t just -- DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? WHAAAA if you don’t advertise on my white supremacist website, I’m going to sue you!

Advertisers:

[ecstarry]

i love petty and a bit obsessive james potter like yes he did just push someone to get to class first and sit next to regulus but what he doesn't know is that reg is the exact same just more discreet

[withascaleandafeather]

My desire to see Aziraphale do the apology dance is 1000% rooted in my desire to see just how cunty Michael's performance of it is.

[heohl-art]

oh lord I had such a CUTE idea for a new ineffable "illustration format" where our ineffable husbands spend some time on IG sharing pictures of their ineffable family🥹🩷

• Feeding time with Daddy •

I just couldn't wait to post it✨ (also I kinda feel somewhat guilty for starting such a tearbath with my Good Omens x World War I AU🙈 you need some love after that)

notes: that's not a real IG profile, just an illustration idea (BUT we'll see in the future, should I draw more scenes like this? Would you have some more?🫢)

Ps. Did you read Gabriel's comment?🤣✨

[attleboy]

found this weirdo typing exit-related search terms into my browser wtf do i do with her

[cryptidinlaw]

Huskerdust text posts

[janisjoy]

"Glimmerous fop"

[itsoddissey]

Transporter Scott !!