#iceberg roses

[moer-koffie]

2023.05.21 afternoon walk in the garden

[magisource]

Los Angeles Front Yard Gravel An example of a mid-sized mediterranean full sun front yard gravel landscaping.

[brokentrafficknight]

[notmaplemable]

Yang: Okay, is everyone ready for girl's night this week?

Weiss: Sorry, I have plans with Neptune.

Yang: That's fine, Blake?

Blake: I've been promising Sun that I would go with him to the new Lizard Sphere movie for weeks. I can't cancel again.

Yang: Well, that's fine. Guess it's just me and you Ruby.

Ruby: Umm, well, me and Jaune kind of... have a thing.

Yang: Et tu, Rubes?

[that-rat--bastard]

Oh yeah I'm drawing tarot cards btw. They will definitely not be posted in order

I've got many thoughts on this one but i think ill explode if I have to work on it any longer so

[craziechwiv]

At a talent show, Jaune, Neptune, Sun, and Ren decided to make a singing group together. And when it was there turn, they all gathered around the microphone and prepped their voiced.

Jaune: Remember, just how we practiced.

The boy nodded and then it was show time.

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Ren: I've been roaming all my life, and now I've found a lady wife, I'm staying...

RNSJ: Right here~!

Neptune: Oh, I won't be sailing anymore, I won't obey the ocean's call, I'm staying...

RNSJ: Right here~!

Jaune: I'll be a-

RNSJ: Man of the land, I'll be a man of the trees, I'll be a man...wherever my woman will be. I won't any captain's mate, I won't be servant of the seas.

Ren: Cause this

Neptune: Pretty little

Sun: Women is

Jaune: All, I, need~.

While they were performing on stage, their respective partners are looking at them with smiles or blushing entirely.

Nora: YEAH! YOU GO RENNY~! WOOO!

Weiss: I gotta admit, Neptune may not be a born charmer, but he has a wonderful voice.

Yang: Heh, you can say that again. How you holding up there Ilia?

Ilia: *Too stunned to speak over Sun's singing*

Yang: I guess I know my answer, how bout you Rubes?

Ruby: *Also in a mesmerized state while looking at Jaune sing like there's no tomorrow.

Yang: Hm, this is almost making me jealous.

Blake: I could perform Devil Trigger next time if you'd like.

Yang: Yes please~!

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Song for context: The Longest Johns - Retirement Song (Lyrics) (youtube.com)

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Blake: You have a crush on Neptune? But he's so ugly.

Weiss: No he's not. That's mean.

Yang: You have a crush on Jaune?

Ruby: Yes.

Yang: But he's so ugly.

Ruby: *winks* I know.

[rwac96]

Wake Up Prank (RWBY Shitpost)

*Weiss Schnee was enjoying her beauty sleep...which was about to be ended by Ruby & Yang*

Ruby: *facing her Scroll, hushed tone* "What's up, peeps! It's your girl Ruby, and we're gonna wake up Weiss. She's having her 'beauty sleep', and we'll wake up this lazy, entitled princess." *turns to Yang* "Let's go wake her up." *lifts up Crescent Rose and switches it to scythe mode*

Yang: "Yeah, on 'Go'." *uncocking Ember Celica*

Ruby: *gets into position* "3...2...1..."

*Ruby & Yang kicks down the dorm door, the latter's hair igniting*

Yang: "GOOO!!" *opens fire on Weiss' books* "WEISSCREAM!!

Ruby: "WEISS!!" *slices a portrait of Winter in two*

Weiss: *wakes up abruptly* "Wha--AAAAAHHH!!"

Ruby: "WAKE UP!!" *twirls her scythe, decapitating the small statue of Nicholas Schnee*

Weiss: *horrified* "WHAT?! BROTHERS!!" *ducks to avoid gunfire from Yang's gauntlets* "STOP!!"

Yang: "GET HER LAMP!" *punches the object*

Weiss: "GIRLS!! STOP IT, YOU BRUTES!!"

Ruby: "FUDGE THIS HEAD-STATUE!!" *slices the bust of Klein in two*

Weiss: *enraged* "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Ruby: *chops up Weiss' copy of 'Rules of Finance* "WE'RE WRECKING YOUR CRUD! WAKING YOUR BUTT UP!" *swings her scythe, slicing off one of the legs of Weiss' bed*

Yang: "FUCK THIS PICTURE!!" *tears up a framed picture of Neptune*

Weiss: *screams of unimaginable but justified rage*

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*Blake was down the hall, her feline ears picking up the chaos taking place obviously from the dorm room*

Blake: *exhales* "I should've stayed in the hotel room with Sun."

[rose-above-dark]

Ok I lied. BETTER ultrakill iceberg

[universallydestinytaco]

lemme cook 🔥🧊

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY Christmas Tales

Baby, it's Cold Outside

[Arc Manor - Charlemagne]

It was late in the evening and Teams RWBY, JNPR, Oscar, Sun and Neptune were having a wonderful time. They all crowded around the table as Weiss and Blake were head to head in a chess match. Both of them glared at each other fiercely. It was sudden death. Weiss grabbed her piece and made her move. Blake's eyes shrank as she sat there helpless. It was all over.

Weiss: *smirks* Checkmate.

Blake: *sighs and smiles* You win again, Weiss. Good game.

Ruby, Pyrrha, Nora, Whitley and Neptune all cheered while Jaune, Ren, Sun, Yang and Oscar all groaned.

Yang: *looks at her watch* Aw man. Girls, we gotta get going. Ozpin has a new mission for us tomorrow.

Ruby: Oh right! I almost forgot about that. Let's get going.

Jaune: Huh? But it's a blizzars out there! You're not gonna make it all the way back to Vale.

Weiss: Psssh, I've been through worse. This is a mild inconvenience in Atlas.

Whitley: She's right, you know.

Sun: Come on, don't be reckless.

Blake: Sorry, Sun. But if we don't do this, the headmaster will give us one of his creative punishments again.

Yang tries to open the door, but Ren tugs on her jacket.

Yang: *chuckles* Jaune, stop it.

Jaune: Come on, sweetie. Stay. For me?

Yang: *shakes her head* 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Jaune: *points to the sofa* 🎶Baby, it's cold outside🎶

Blake: 🎶I've got to go away🎶

Ren: 🎶Baby, it's cold outside🎶 *takes her scarf*

Weiss: 🎶This evening has been-🎶

Neptune: 🎶Hoping that you'd drop in🎶

Ruby: 🎶So, very nice🎶

Oscar: 🎶I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice🎶

Blake: 🎶My mother will start to worry🎶

Ren: *holds her gently* 🎶Beautiful, what's your hurry?🎶

Yang: 🎶My father will be pacing the floor🎶

Jaune: 🎶Listen to that fireplace roar🎶

Ruby: 🎶So, really I'd better scurry🎶

Oscar: 🎶Beautiful, please don't hurry🎶

Weiss: 🎶But maybe just a hald a drink more?🎶 *takes coat off*

Neptune: 🎶I'll put some records on while I pour🎶 *grabs bottle*

Blake: 🎶The neighbors might think🎶 *holds Ren's hand*

Ren: *twirls Blake* 🎶Baby, it's bad out there🎶

Yang: *smiles and sips glass* 🎶Say, what's in this drink?🎶

Jaune: 🎶No cabs to be had out there🎶

Ruby: 🎶I wish I knew how-🎶

Oscar: 🎶Your eyes are like starlight now🎶

Ruby: 🎶To break this spell🎶

Oscar: *grabs beanie* 🎶I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell🎶 *ruffles Ruby's hair*

Weiss: 🎶I ought to say, "No, no, no sir"🎶

Neptune: 🎶Mind if I move in closer?🎶

Weiss: 🎶At least I'm gonna say that I tried🎶

Neptune: 🎶What's the sense in hurting my pride?🎶

Yang: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Jaune: 🎶Baby, don't hold out🎶

Jaune/Yang: *lean on each other* 🎶Baby, it's cold outside🎶

Whitley: ...are they always like this?

Sun/Nora: *nods head* Yep.

Pyrrha: Last year, they sang Holly Jolly Christmas.

Blake: *stands up* 🎶I simply must go🎶

Ren: 🎶Baby, it's cold outside🎶

Blake: 🎶The answer is, "No"🎶 *chuckles*

Ren: 🎶But, baby, it's cold outside🎶

Weiss: 🎶The welcome has been-🎶

Neptune: 🎶How lucky that you dropped in🎶

Weiss: 🎶So nice and warm🎶

Neptune: *points outside* 🎶Look out the window at that storm🎶

Yang: *drapes arms over Jaune's shoulders* 🎶My uncle will be suspicious🎶

Jaune: *holds Yang's waist* 🎶Gosh, your lips look delicious🎶

Yang: 🎶My puppy will be there at the door🎶

Jaune: 🎶Waves upon a tropical shore🎶

Ruby: 🎶My Maiden aunt's mind is vicious🎶

Oscar: 🎶Gosh, your lips are delicious🎶

Ruby: 🎶But maybe just another dance more🎶

Oscar: 🎶Never such a blizzard before🎶

Blake/Weiss: 🎶I've got to get home🎶

Ren/Neptune: 🎶Baby, you'll freeze out there🎶

Blake/Weiss: 🎶Say, lend me your comb?🎶

Ren/Neptune: 🎶It's up to your knees out there🎶

Ruby/Yang: 🎶You've really been grand🎶

Oscar/Jaune: 🎶I thrill when I touch your hand🎶

Ruby/Yang: 🎶But don't you see?🎶

Oscar/Jaune: 🎶How can you do this thing to me?🎶

Ruby/Yang: 🎶There's bound to be talk tomorrow🎶

Oscar/Jaune: 🎶Think of my life-long sorrow🎶

Ruby/Yang: 🎶At least there will be plenty implied🎶

Oscar/Jaune: 🎶If you got pneumonia and died🎶

RWBY: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

ONRJ: 🎶Get over that hold out🎶

RWBY/ONRJ: 🎶Baby, it's cold Baby, it's cold outside!!!🎶

Yang: *chuckles and takes off her coat* Well I'm convinced. We're staying. Mr Arc, please join me on the sofa. *kisses his cheek*

Jaune: Certainly, Miss Xiao Long. *kisses her hand*

[haveihitanerve]

make a poll of your top five fav fictional characters and tag five people

@averagecygnet-blog @chaoswithinthemind @unorthodoxiguana @warriyorcat @zenyatta-mondatta-was-here

[midnightechoes]

Yang's enjoying the dance. Her teammates are happy so she's happy.

Well, sort of happy.

Despite looking great in her dress, something about it just doesn't feel right. This sounds like a job for... Team JNPR?

Meanwhile, much to Ruby's surprise and delight, Penny has shown up to the dance. The only problem is her security detail which won't let anyone too close to her.

--Or--

What Yang gets up to during the Beacon Dance.

So, I don't know if this fic has much of a plot. It was really just me having fun imagining how Yang spent her time at the Beacon Dance. And also feeding my Nuts and Dolts heart by having them dance.

The plan was to have this be primarily a Bumbleby fic, but most of that kind of fell through as I was writing. I guess it doesn't help that I attempted to make this canon compliment, which means Blake's busy with Sun for most of the night. But, I made sure she had some time with her other favorite blonde. So what this fic ended up being was a superficial, but hopefully fun, exploration of Yang embracing her more butch side. Which is the main reason I'm tagging it for butch yang week.

Be forewarned, I didn't get a beta to edit this. It's just supposed to be for fun anyway

[magicalmikuri]

Peppermint Rose redesign because I've been lowkey hyperfixiating on obscure doll lines. I want her to return.

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[hypixeluhc]

Your feelings have been living for a millennium.

BONUS !!! he eated the buttered fly.

[emperorverse]

The Emperor-Verse: RWBY: Saints of Remnant, a reimagined AU(More details in Keep Reading!)

Once there was a world by the name of Omnibus. Created by the supreme deity The Author Allfather through the mysterious entity The Storyteller, this world was composed of four holy and mighty kingdoms, ruled by The Author’s Patron Saints whose reign protected the people, human and faunus alike, with their mighty armies, hunters, and their own holy powers from barbarian hordes, and the hordes of The Grimm who were the incarnations of hatred of the fallen seraph Grimmel The Black and his fellow fallen angels

In the dreadful world-shattering war of Ragnarök, the glorious age of Truth, Goodness, and Beauty, and the days of Romance, Heroism Adventure, and Eucatastrophe came to a tragic end.

Now all that remains is the world that is Remnant

But there is a prophecy made by Ozma The First Time Wizard before his death at the hands of The Witch-Emperor, that one day the bloodlines of the original Patron Saints and the families betrothed to them will return to take up these powers, rally armies of the righteous, vanquish the darkness and restore the holy kingdoms and Omnibus and reign over them once more.

Sinners will become Saints

Legends shall be restored and new Legends will be born

And what was a Remnant, Shall Be Whole Again.

But until then, the Hunters lead a struggling battle against the Grimm while the modern kingdoms suffer under corruption of all kinds, both to the benefit of darker forces who have horrifying intentions for the world.

Cue Ruby Rose and her older half-sister Yang Xiao Long, they are about to enter Beacon Academy after being approved by the eccentric Professor Ozpin Pine along with the heiress Weiss Schnee and the introverted faunus Blake Belladonna forming team RWBY

Ozpin has also enrolled a few other students and transferred others.

The former forming team JNPR, and the latter being Team SSSN of Haven Academy

Ozpin seems to have his eye on all of them, but what for?

Heavily inspired by CS Lewis's series The Chronicles of Narnia

Main Ships Contained:

RoseGarden

BlackSun

Iceberg/Arctic Water

Arkos

Renora

and some other ships

Also will contain unorthodox reimagining such as Adam Taurus(He's an initial antagonist turned good) and the White Fang and Jacques Schnee and the SDC with their Canon!Counterparts replaced with substitutes among other things

Currently the concept is in the works in a series of notes.

Details of the Emperor-Verse

Now I'm sure there's some questions you probably are all asking which I assume are the same questions as my blog

“Why are you using your Religion?”

Mostly due to it being a strong foundation, notably theology, for most of my stories, there are many strong foundations of storytelling, religion, history, you can even fantasize science if you put the imagination, time, and effort into it.

After doing some soul searching and listening to the Narnia books on Audible, it became another important element in making this au and I might include elements of CS Lewis’ Space Trilogy

This AU is set in my fictional Multiverse The Emperor-Verse which Narnia is implied to exist in, or I should say had existed in(its set after The Last Battle)

“Isn’t this kind of entitled and disrespectful?”

Disagreement isn’t necessarily malicious, and entitlement is not inherently bad if its your opinions and subjective feelings which people are entitled to.

Tolkien was heavily inspired by his distaste for how Shakespeare handled certain concepts, such as the Ents when he was upset and dissatisfied that there were no walking talking trees in the Enchanted Fortest of Macbeth, and the Valar Aule the Smith and the origin of the Dwarves make him something of an Anti-Prometheus

Not to mention Philip Pullman, the author of His Dark Materials Trilogy, made it out his distaste how CS Lewis made the Chronicles of Narnia and his overall beef with Christianity, and nobody seems to take issue with that.

I’m not saying the direction RWBY went with V3 or Pyrrha and the rest of the cast potentially ending tragically in some way or another is objectively bad, it was just not my taste

And I am not saying every normal RWBY fan/RWDE person who liked it is an elitist about it nor are all of them trying to insult me and attack me personally or say my ideas are bad

Nor I’m not trying to change canon or its “trajectory” , nor am I doing this to spite Monty, especially when I never knew the guy. This is a difference in handling ideas and concepts.

I’m doing my RWBY AU, which will most likely be revamped into an original story since it takes a whole different directions with the characters and world, but it's mostly because with post V3 and now in retrospect I saw what this world, characters, ships and other ideas could have been all in a story I believe is worth telling. And I was disappointed that it wasn’t.

I mean yeah it's also due to personal tastes and preferences and subjective feelings, at least I’ve been told, but I also try to integrate that in a meaningful way.

So I hope you all enjoy what I have to offer, which will most likely be put on AO3 and FanFiction.Net, and who knows, I might get a few artists to commission to redesign some characters or illustrate some scenes if anyone is up for it.